>mimimi, humans don't have their own feature, mimimi, we have to invent somethingNecromancy right here. When was the last time you saw non-human necromancer, lich or vampire? That's right, they practically don't exist because other races are simply inferior when it comes to necromancy and those non-human undead are so pathetic that everyone forgets about their existence in 5 minutes . Except for that one orc, but even he understood that he was worthless and therefore got himself a human body to finally become a full-fledged lich. So yes, here is your feature humans - necromancy, you know that I am right, you can't run away from the truth forever.
>>97816513>When was the last time you saw non-human necromancer, lich or vampire?Mine are typically non-human, even though they look human.
>>97816513Have you tried not playing D&Dogshit?
>>97816513Go ask in the other necromancer thread.
>>97816513The D&D game I literally played last week had an elf necromancer as the main villain.
>>97816567It's literally everywhere, just try to find a non-human undead, it's practically impossible and all such characters are forgotten. So only humans remains and that one orc from WoW.
Well yes. Not necessarily because humans are better at it. Humans are just more primed for necromancy, vampirism and other dark means to extend your lifespan via dark powers because of their lifespan and general intelligence.For the same reason that I think humans would be naturally the most religious race. They live long enough to get attached to life, but live short lives (relatively speaking) that mortality is a real concern for them. And they are smart enough to ponder about mortality and what lies after. Short-lived races like goblins may live in the moment and aren't intelligent enough to have deep thoughts about mortality and death. And long-lived races like elves and dwarves may view death more as a release after a long, fulfilling but also hard life.Humans, therefore, will either look to the heavens and pray for a good afterlife. Or they will shun morality and seek immortality through means like necromancy.
>>97816513Elder scrolls has plenty of dunmer necromancers.
>>97816598Elf Necromancers and Dark Wizards are pretty common in fantasy stories.I think you're just a retard who only consumes slop.
>>97816513>>97816598Tell me you're retarded tourist cancer without telling me you're retarded tourist cancer.
>>97816792If they are so common, you can provide me with a list of known characters, right?
>>97816759And some of those necromancers are necrophiliacs, too.
>>97816811>woke slopNag, I'll pass.
>>97816844Oh, you're one of THOSE retards. Thanks for clarifying, next time do it in your opening post. Preferably on /pol/, not /tg/.
>>97816844There's real irony in a faggot with D&D brainrot calling anything woke.
>Dracula - human>Lich King - human>Witch King - human>Nagash - human>Lord Soth - human>Azalin Rex - humanBut sure, your unknown characters show that there is no humancentrism at all, there are tons of nonehuman undead, it's just that no one can remember them, but why should such a trifle stop you from denying the truth?
>>97816844>"I only read stories about straight white male fighter men because anything else is gay and woke!">"Why are all the characters in my stories straight white male fighter men?"
>>97816579It's the same OP though.
>>97816903>Dracula>Setting where everyone is human>"Why are all the vampires human?"I know you get off on humiliating yourself, but it's time to for you to stop posting and focus on your homework or something, kiddo.
>>97816881>>97816912Nah, I just can't stand this zoomers "ironic fantasy" that's afraid to take anything seriously and therefore hides behind a mask of sarcastic cynicism. Plus the characters will always find a way to be incompetent deepshits at the most inopportune moment, so no, I prefer something in the style of Cyberpunk 2077 or The Witcher.
>>97816950Funny you mention Witcher, a franchise where vampires are in fact not humans, but are in fact blood-consuming monsters from another plane that merely imitate humans to facilitate easier hunting.Once again you prove yourself a retarded tourist grasping at straws because your media literacy and knowledge of the genre you're talking about are almost zero. It's fine that you're stupid, but don't act like you're speaking for anyone other than your own kind.
>>97816949He's still the most famous vampire in literature and no elf sucker has been able to dethrone him. Cope harder.
>>97816950The Witcher, a franchise where one of the main antagonists are... evil... magical... ELVES.Holy fuck you're retarded. I'd ask if you're trolling, but if trolling isn't funny (and yours isnt, its just sad) then that just makes you a faggot.
>>97816995And none of them are particularly famous. But your neurodivergent brain seems incapable of grasping that fact. Oh well.
>>97817043I'm not sure if the skid marks are from you moving the goal posts or shitting yourself. Probably both.
>>97817043Elder Scrolls was mentioned upthread, and that's pretty damn famous at this point.Thoughts?
>>97817043>"I am a normie who only follows mainstream media!">"Why is nothing in this niche hobby as famous as my mainstream normie media?!?"You have alot of experience with neurodivergence, don't you? Again, stop trying to speak for everyone else when you're the retard in the room.
>>97817025And none of them are undead, they're just mages, in other words regular elves. But you looked at their uniforms and thought they were undead. LMAO, and who's the tourist here? GTFO.
>>97817070Games? Yes. Undead from these games? Not really, I would say the most forgettable element of the setting.
>>97817079Vampires aren't undead in a bunch of franchises either. We should rent you out of a farm though, you could plow fields the way you move a goal post.
>>97817093Name these "bunch of franchises", I'm waiting.
>>97817091Why would you single out undead, when vampires and necromancers are also a part of the topic?It couldn't be because you know that necromancers and vampires have been huge parts of not only side stories and faction stories, but even some main stories of the Elder Scrolls series, could it?
>>97817136Don't bother. OP is in full ego-protection mode after basically everyone else in the thread pointed out how much of a retard he was being. He probably doesn't even realize that this is an anonymous board where nobody is keeping track of his e-peen points.
>>97817136Oh yeah, when people talk about Elder Scrolls they immediately think of the undead, not something else that is much more original and interesting. What's wrong with you? Don't answer, I know you're one of those who believe that 1% of exceptions can invalidate 99% of the rules just because you feel like it.
>>97817179
>>97817179I immediately think of Todd Howard and I'm pretty sure he's some kind of vampire or undead sorcerer.
>>97817179>>97817179
>>97817179Dro-m'Athra Lich Arum-Khal
>>97817179Durnehviir
>>97817191>>97817208>literally whoAnd that was supposed to prove you were right? I'm not impressed.
>>97817217>>97817219See>>97817222
>>97817179Vastarie
>>97817179N'Gasta
>>97817222>Literally whoYes, we know you are a tourist who knows nothing about about anything you're talking about beyond the box-art. You've already proved this a dozen times, you don't need to keep reminding us.
>>97817179Gedna Relvel, the Crimson Witch
>>97817222Refusing to acknowledge proof that you're wrong doesn't make you right. It just makes you an imbecile.
And that isn't getting into the Great Houses of Morrowind (ESPECIALLY House Hlaalu), almost all of which were rooted in necromancy, the Dunmer ancestral tombs, which utilize necromancy to protect the bodies and valuables of the entombed, Dagoth Ur who created his own variant of undead through Corprus, fucking Alduin, who raised DRAGON CORPSES as the main fucking plot of Skyrim.Oh, but no, every necromancer is a human with practically no exceptions teehee.Fucking faggot.
>>97817250I won't even mention that no one remembers them even among TES community, it's obvious that you're an autist who's obsessed with them and can't understand that their existence in a forgotten corner doesn't change anything. I know better not to argue with autist, facts just slide off your smooth brain.
>>97817289Trust me kid, the "TES community" would be ripping you a new asshole harder than everyone in this thread is. You're not in middle school here, the """arguments""" that work in your lunchroom don't work here.
>>97817289If you've ever played an Elder Scrolls game, chances are you have run into a side or main plot involving non-human (Breton/Imperial/Nord/Redguard) necromancers and/or vampires.There's pretty much no avoiding it.
>>97817276So we're going to throw away all tabletop settings and choose your favorite VIDEO GAME(!) as the reference point? How about you going to fuck off to /v/.
>>97817316>He thinks that anything that isn't D&Dogshit 5e can't possibly have anything to do with the fantasy genre.
>>97817314Bretons (from the Ehlnofex beratu meaning "half") are a hybrid race of both human and elven ancestry that primarily inhabit their ancestral homeland of High Rock, and the Systres Archipelago.>Nords, also known as Northmen,[1][2] Bron in the Language of Dragons,[3]:1096 or the Children of the Sky,[4] are a race of tall and fair-haired humans from Skyrim who are known for their incredible resistance to cold and magical frost.>Redguards are a human race that primarily inhabits the province of Hammerfell, but have roots that can be traced back to the continent of Yokuda.>Imperials, also known as Cyrodilics[1] or Cyrodiils,[2] are a race of men from Cyrodiil, the province in the center of Tamriel.>non-humanOk retard. Case clossed.
>>97817316Bro, you've never played an Elder Scrolls campaign at the table? I feel sorry for you.Then again, you have to actually play games to have a campaign. And to do THAT you need friends, or at least people who will tolerate you presence. Don't give up though, OP, medical science might find a cure for faggotry one day!
>>97816903>Lich King>The soul of an orc necromancer/warlock bound to a suit of armor>In that same series, the first "Death Knights" were orc souls placed inside dead human knights. Later, we saw Deathbringer Saurfang, an undead orc, undead dragons, and even undead murlocs(You)
>>97817331Chronicles of Darkness isn't D&D, Shadowrun isn't D&D, WoW isn't D&D, Middle-earth isn't D&D, a lot of other things aren't D&D, but you ignore everything that isn't TES. Just go fuck yourself.
>>97817359>The soul of an orc necromancer/warlock bound to a suit of armor>Lich KingO my fucking god. Why are you talking out of your ass?https://youtu.be/qAIrj_Vqdfc
>>97817345You don't know how to read.
>>97817377NER'ZHULTHE SPIRIT BOUND INTO THE ARMOR WHO SPECIFICALLY GOT ARTHAS THE HUMAN SPERG TO COME TO NORTHREND AND PUT HIM ON which is mega gay
>>97817357>rrrreeee, you should play my video game setting or elseTesfags are second most insufferable shitheads. The first are still dndfags, but you're close to them.
>>97817405So again, we can't have a memorable undead character without human.
>>97817414you've yet to post a single example of a memorable human necromancer
>>97817418Nagash wasn't human? What a twist, does GW know about it?
>>97816513Who are you talking to?
>>97817435Nagash is irrelevant, no one knows about him
>>97817447The goalposts... They're coming alive and moving on their own!
It's true that being human-based makes undead more compelling.
>>97817510But as was previously proven, necromancy and vampirism aren't uniquely human to any degree.
>>97817447You want play this game? Okey, Ainz Ooal Gown.
>>97817524>animeslop
>>97817314>>97817345>today I will remind them half races do not exist in the Elder Scrolls, the offspring is always the mother's race
>>97817535I didn't say anything about half races.
>>97817520As was pointed out here>>97816702 only human are interested in necromancy seriously. For other races necromancers are freaks and exceptions, not the rule. So the maximum what you have is an elf who goes through the necromancy phase as a teenager.
>>97817544If you seriously believe this, you're a fucking retard who can't read.
>>97817531Oi, your slop should count, but not mine? Classic, I didn't expect anything else.
>>97817535>The Exception (Bretons): Bretons are the primary exception, being the result of centuries of interbreeding between Aldmer (elves) and Nedic humans, though they are considered more human than elven today.Ok tourist.
>>97817553>your slop should countIt didn't.>not mineOnly if you accept mine.
>>97816567Have you tried not being a bigger retarded nogames than OP? Non human undead always existed in D&D
I've sometimes wondered if the general absence of non-human fantasy skeletons or zombie models is an indication of a potential gap in the market or that they just don't sell.
>>97816932Dude that pic is from a game called minion masters I remember saving that ages ago, its not the usual suspect.or at least not one of his coms
