4chan's Unbirthday EditionPrevious: >>97817173>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM >Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: A very happy unbirthday to 4chan, just 182 days to go! Make a wish anon!I'll go first, I wish WotC would print a typal-hate commander. I want to be able to choose a creature type, make all my opponent's creatures that type, and get rewarded for killing em. If they made it the face commander for a precon they could even print some cards that interact more with your opponents creatures being a specific type
>discovered a commander I didn't know about>see there's only 1 copy available where I usually buy>buy it for double its actual value>start building online>realize it's going to be a massive jank pile and won't be what I want>give up before the card even arrivesWhy am I like this
>>TQThis but tribal
>>97822218Happened to me with this guy.Maybe one day...
>>97822246Probably need to be in azorius for birbs
>>97822240Yeah my bad honestly, didn't even realize the brain rot had set in. Too used to minding my Ps and Qs around leftoids I guess
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>97822327You are approaching fourty (40) and still ritualposting on 4chan
>>97822344I'm just replying to tell you I appreciate this burn.
>decide to make a deck for that edhrec contest on a whim>think I'm pretty clever for the keyword I chose to build around >submit>the very next submission picked the same keywordSo it turns out I'm a midwit
>>97822450What was the keyword, tardanon?
>>97822450Consider the number of keywords in the game versus the number of people submitting entries. Utter foolishness to think you'd ever be the only one to make a given choice.
I would like to build a deck that is fun for the opponents to play against, but isn't just group hug. What decks do you like?
Sleeper card incoming. Expect to see this in every aura-based voltron deck moving forward
>>97822459Maybe not the only one but it was funny that the very next submission picked the same>>97822458cumulative upkeep
>>97822560Literally unironically goad decks like Nelly Borca. It hyper accelerates the game and it makes sure no ones a pussy. You get to do your thing while everything's on fire.
>>97822582Three Dog tech
Threat assessing players hate this one trick>playing squall>100% chance I’m going to loss if this guy doesnt attack the player with kappa cannoneer copies and brudiclad>brudiclad player makes excellent argument that I will win the game on my turn, and that I am responsible for killing the current players board with mogg infestation (its true)>”yeah, he took away my chance to win, so maybe I wont kill you”>”yeah man he’s the biggest threat”>all 3 of my opponents have now decided to work together to take me down, until>”look how mad they are getting! You should swing and squall will just kill them both because its funny”>two of the other players crash out, NOOOOOOOO you are just kingmaking>gd its actually funny watching them crash out>guy kills them, I kill him>pull an exalted sunborn, soulstone, malakir rebirth from random packs because I won
>>97822603Mardu squall? Always wanted to make the guy but the goad components are jacked up in price right now
>run Chang's fakes>age/wear cards for older stuff>double sleeve everything >play>if someone salty bitch cries about losing, tell them to deal with it>in the off chance of someone claiming fakes, tell them they can't touch my stuff unless they want to buy it from meIt's as shrimple as that.
>>97822654I dont run much goad other than baeloth and nelly. just token making and shit like revenge of ravens, norn, circle of fire, maha, blazing archon, settle the wreckage, fumiko.
>>97822246I know FFXIV got way too many cards but an Endsinger still would've been cool
>>97822677>proxytards>pubstompersSpot the difference (there isn't any)
>>97822689So you're telling me money is the only limitation on getting a powerful deck? Good to know.
>>97822698You can make a poweful bracket 4 for cheap, albeit very one dimensionalThe real point is that a casual would play with what they have not what they wish to have and cant afford, but ofc a proxytard is incapable of understanding this no surprise you deceive people and dont even have the decency of playing in cedh
