Crab Telos edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97834269>TQWhat creature type's name would you change?
Do you think Hasbro will leave millions on the table and refuse to make a Harry Potter UB, or at the very least, a ton of secret lairs?
>>97848550I hate UB but I would love for them to do it just to see the absolute shitstorm it would create with all the troons and SJWs losing their shit. It would be like Trump getting elected a fourth time.
>>97848550Yes. They'll collab with Barbie and Hello Kitty before it comes to it.
say something nice about this card.
>>97848590it has an attractive female on it
>>97848594
>>97848590It'll make this set sell better, and push back against the UBshit.
>>97848536Why is important that Amber Glenn likes Magic as a woman?I thought women already liked Magic, such as Autumn Burchett?
Do not reply to bait.
>>97848590They ran out of room for 2026 cringe flavour text.
>>97848590>"Remember Expressive Iteration? The card banned in legacy? Yeah let's just make it easier to cast"
>>97848590At this point I'm waiting for U, instant, target player puts the top three cards of their library into their hand.
>>97848650But that's already in Standard. Is that the joke?
>>97848632Terese Nielsen was a chud and had it coming
>>97848590YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>97848632Why is important that Andrea Mengucci likes Magic as an Italian?I thought Italians already liked Magic, such as Antonino De Rosa?
Who is your favorite artist?Mine is Magali Villeneuve because she draws absolutely gorgeous females
>>97848590I'm tired boss
>>97848705Seriously, check out this, its absolutely bonkers
>>97848709Can't you read?
>>97848716what's so special about the card?
>>97848650you mean brainstorm?
>>97848590Izzet and Izzet subhumans can suck my schlong. Same with JOTC.
>>97848536I was about to complain that X isn't defined properly for purposes of the card draw part, but there's one (1) example of this same wording outside the new set for precedence, so carry on I guess.
>>97848705Magali has some good pieces, but I always feel like something is a bit off that prevents me from calling her women total babes like Argyle's art, or even the Foglio hotties. I think they feel too photographic, like they're heavily based on a model, and haven't been stylized enough (unlike, say, DiTerlizzi's wife Frozen Shade)I really enjoy the works of Baxa and Ian Miller. Style I want to see more of their style on Mtg cards, but they've both succeeded enough to only be occasional promo artists.
>>97848735It's a 2 mana draw 2.
>>97848770I wonder if they'll ever change it if we end up with cards that use both X and Y in the cost.
>>97848770Magic the Gathering is a living game and they can make up new rules whenever they want. WotC can and has changed the way the rules function, and will,continue to do so.
Camel bros we are back!!
Kind of a rare creature type
>>97848799Thats super good in draft even without boros "whenever card leaves your graveyard" synergy
>>97848735it's a draw 2 for 2 mana with an upside
You now remember Estrid, the Masked.
>>97848822mother FUCKER
>>97848822According to Mark they retired her because the mask would extremely hard to animate.
>>97848164support my Kickstarter?
>>97848868Post link
>>97848888
>A Pizza deck is breaking in Pauper! | Pizza Combo vs Jund Wildfire | Mtg Paper Gameplay
4 mana 6/6 with extra steps if you want.
That old lady what got pushed.
>>97849002No, it's one mana six six.
>>97849002Finally, interesting design. Maybe we can get something fun going here.
Neat design, probably dogshit.
>>97849036Super slow, I don't think it'll even be good in draft unless it's an extremely grindy format.
Alright mtgag i came up with a new format. Ultimate Circle of Deathmatch. Start with 8 players playing right to left. The first four to lose the game get bound and gagged. The top two players get to fuck the bottom four players with strap ons. Lube is optional,
>>97849016>human wizardOh no, monkfriend is going to have a full melty over this one
>>97849036Very much Simic 1.0 design there. Unfortunately, Vigean Hydropon was too slow when it was printed and this is only kind of better.
>>97849074That's what she was the first time around, not surprising.
>>97849002Cool Torterra alter.
>>97849016old STX legendaries are getting absolutely MOGGED
>>97848649That's the first thing that I thought of too... monocolor expressive iteration sounds like a really stupid idea
>>97849081I'll be honest, I forgot Jadzi was an original STX character.
>Who could do this? Not in the moral sense, anyone could do most of anything if they had the right motivation, more like who *could* do this. Duplicating the Multiverse would require mastery of a half-dozen forms of spellwork, and even if one could memorize everything, the control needed to wield that without turning one's brains to risotto is immeasurable. A monk, perhaps? Something more than your average sapient? A demon? An angel?Monk shoutout
>>97849002I'd like to see more designs like this instead of obnoxiously pushed value engines
Pretty strong but I hate the Merfolk push so much. These guys get all the support
>>97849138So either Jace is just that smart (and honestly he's got a whole slew of good mental visualisation shit going), he's got help, or getting Ugin'd made his brain better.
>>97849146Fish Tummy sexooooooooooooooooo
>>97849146As a mermaid appreciator I feel pandered to. It's not a bad feeling.
>>97849151It's Loot
>>97849018no trample. it's shit
>>97849163Loot's currently with Vraska, best we can tell.
>>97849146this is anything but a melkfolk card
>>97849151Jace is pretty defined by his mental control, he was able to comprehend Emrakul enough for them to have a nice chat over tea when she intruded on his mind instead of instantly turning into a gibbering lunaticJudging by his recent loading screen quotes on Arena, he also seems to have gone completely off his rocker in the "obsessive ascended understanding" way, which is a trope proven to make your mental capacity increase beyond previous limits
>>97849156These ladies got upgraded a few days ago.
>>97849146why are only fish and plants allowed to have cute girls?
>>97849173It's a copy of Loot's mindOr it's an illusionOr he did it telepathically
>>97849151It's thanks to Loot. Despite looking like a fuzzy Charmander his brain contains a map simulation of the multiverse that is, as far Jace can discern, perfectly accurate to the real thing and updated in real time. Expect this to get explored in more detail as Jace's scheme is fully revealed and Quintorius investigates deeper into the Coin Empire of Loot's people.
>>97849146Good female art in a card? Nooooooo
>>97849168Nethergoyf is a vanilla creature too and that sees play. Trudge is obviously weaker because it requires additional setup, but my point is that the lack of trample or evasion is not the issue here. A cost efficient beater is still useful. Death's Shadow is another example of that.
>>97849223Marie Magny has always been solid.
>>97849229hmm I wonder what the difference between this and nethergoyf is.. I'll let you figure that out>death's shadowhasn't been playable in eons nibba
>>97848590Lowkirkenuinely retarded
>>97849002>herwould
>>97849074Monkman enters the chat.Am I annoyed that the art depicts mudras, yeaDo I want another monk grandma, no. Too many old fucking hags as is. At that rate my tribal monk deck would have a fucking golden girls subtheme.I did get the one mandatory monk (same number of camels and monks in this set). No monk lord though.
>>97848550That's what Strixhaven was obviously going to be, but the troons chimped out before they could get to it, so it didn't happen.
>>97848590Being tier 1 across all formats was promised to Izzetrael 3000 years ago
>>97849138I'm going to get monkeypawed so hard if my venerated monk lord is white jace.
EnchantmentWhen this enchantment enters, create a 0/0 blue and green Fractal creature token. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
>>97848590I seriously wanna see Red and Blue colors die, on Simic levels of awful cards.
>>97849264>the point>your head
>>97849418oh the ironing
>>97849348Post your favorite monk
>>97849458
Does Strixhaven have natural green heads or is it dyed?
>>97849514It's not uncommon for elves to have natural green hair, but Quandrix students also seem to do it for school spirit
>>97849564Weird creature. Doesn't really fit the WR archetype and doesn't really fit the theme of the set.
>>97849588I think lorehold has an artifacts subtheme.
>>97849458Such a hard question.If I had to pick one, and only one, it's this guy. One of the many ways I've prayed monks would be reworked is to either make them like serene master (weird combat shit, also shout out to fleet footed monk), or this dude (my enlightenment superpower is you cant shoot shit at me, and I'm going to punch you in the face).
>>97849605Honorable mention
>>97849588I think it's the result of them pushing a "Stuff leaving the graveyard matters" on RW of all colors for some reason. It's really just a big reanimation target (either artifact or creature) that you can hopefully recycle.Black and Blue should have been the colors for what they pushed onto R/W, but I guess it's at least fortunate it's not more "equipment matters" shit.
>>97849602Do they? I haven't seen any
>>97849564Well, he looks cool artwise. A little annoyed at the constant reaffirmation of Lightning Helix as WR's identity, even when it isn't specifically Boros.
>>97849634Just Mica.
>>97849650Missed that one. I guess it could be a subtheme, though in this case you probably don't want to use it with him anyway.
>>97849634Artifacts and enchantments were a hig part of their theme last time. Now you can see it on their charm, and by the inclusion of a couple
>>97849669Only in their commander deck. Since the commander decks now focus on the old strategies they might have put those cards into the main set.
Simply ebic. Its also going to fold to Izzet most of the time.
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/schools-in-session-part-1They removed Magecraft, Extra credit, Drones and classes from the set during mechanic design.
WOTC try not to make simic the most pushed and ultra aids color pair for one fucking set PLEASE
>>97849646It would be cool if with WR they explored combining red's damage dealing with white's universal removal. Something like "deal X damage to target creature. Exile target nonland noncreature permanent with mana value Y, where Y is the excess damage dealt"
>>97849826This being a sorcery keeps it in lineAnd I was gonna say that this requires some significant mana investment, but ramping is the easiest thing in the world nowadays
>>97849358The only source people have for this is "I just kind of think it's the case".
>>97849146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN8MWXzP_ts
Why are merfolk allowed to be sexy?
Bard brothers, we're eating well this set.
>>97850046There have been plenty grotesque ones over the years.
>>97850046Because fuck you, that's why.
tummy!
>>97850035>toughness matters efffect>2 toughnessObligatory "Wow imagine that, a card they designed with the intent to be in Standard alongside Beans and Overlords!"
>>97850179She cute. Dogshit but cute.
>>97849770Very sad to see UW being used to fuel UB prostitute tribal.
>>97850179This card is gonna be such a noob trap. Oh no I can't risk my 2 mana 2/1 in combat I need to use the spell later
>>97850179>>97850226Pitiful.
>>97850248Furries are weird
>>97850248
>>97850248Comparing commons to uncommons? Fucking retard
>>97850279Cant wait for Hermione to be a nigress in the HP UB!
>>97850226Depending on how limited plays out that could be the right play. If this card was in ECL for example you would absolutely wait for the spell half almost every time
Look who's back.
>>97848590scry 3 draw 1 for 2, except if youre 2/3 the way through your game you can scry 3 and draw 2 for 2? seems like a pretty garbage deal compared to"draw two cards and lose 2 life" or even, scry 3 draw 1
>>97850347This but unironically, because like with black Snape WotC's target audience will twist themselves in knots to find ways to declare it bad and racist anyway. It's gonna be so funny. I can't wait to see how WotC tries to redesign the goblins to make them "not a Jewish stereotype."
>>97848713how many enchantments are gonna be on your board before you "destroy target nonblack creature" or "exile target creature" or "bury all creatures"?? if ends up with more than +8 in stats you're playing badly
>>97850546absolutely useless garbage card
>>97849826guess this cards going to KEEP getting more useful (remember with multicolor cards they still count as a card/permanent/spell in the color of each individual color)
the 4 horsemen of Simic retribution:DeathgripRed Elemental blastAcid RainDystopiaalso honorable mention to Hibernation
Since SOS has officially flopped, it's up to Mahvel to save MTG in 2026.
>>97850676thanks for telegraphing that 16/16 to me
>>97850676>SoS>Flopped???????????
>>97850799The set's shit lmao. Extremely boring.
Astral Slide vs Wolf Run was kino as all hell. To see a deck from 2004 get basically hard countered, but still have a fighting chance against a powerhouse from almost a decade later, really shows how well balanced the game was for most of its lifespan.
>>97850804Nobody cares about your opinion.
>>97850862Just like nobody cares about Magic.
>>97850871Many people care about EDH.
>>97850879Great, that isn't Magic.
>>97850892Nobody cares about Magic.
>>97850900Correct.
>>97850904Many people care about EDH.
>>97850909>>97850892
>>97850676Oh good the UBrownoid is back with his latest shill script
>>97850928Are you fucking stupid?
>>97850936Yep. Now what?
>>97850983Ok, to make it clear. EDH players buy cards. They are the deciding factor whether or not set flopped. It is likely to be a hit.
>>97850988>Ok, to make it clear. EDH players buy cards.Who cares?
>>97850572wtf are you talking aboutyou just need to have an instant and sorcery in your grave, something that you can achieve by turn two without effort
>>97850999Nobody cares, but you said the set is shit without any argument.
>>97851003>Nobody cares, but you said the set is shit without any argument.I'm stating a fact not starting a debate, loser. It's shit. That's the fact.
>>97851006It's not.
>>97851012Here is a sound logical proof.>A) All nuMagic sets are shit.>B) SOS is a nuMagic set.>Therefor: SOS is shit.wa la.
>>97851014False premise. Argument invalid.
>>97851032>False premise.I just went out and rebunked it, so you lose.
>>97851037Not an argument.
>>97851047Sorry, it's already been rebunked. Once an argument is rebunked you can't debunk it again.
>>97851052
>>97851063
What a debate of utmost quality we have in this general...
>>97851160That's a blue devotion finisher for Pioneer.
>>97850676They should make a Marvel Rivals colab
Premodern ruined Magic
>>97851032the most valid thing that secrets of strixhaven is bad is that its cope to avoid making a Harry Potter set (which they still will). its a blatant rip off and is terriblethe fact they try to literally staple on power 9 and other banned cards to it shows they are BIG desperate.
>>97851170>blue devotion think the deck has enough finishers, it needs to survive long enough to make mana
>>97851399MoW and?
>>97851440I was talking about the new version https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=82409&d=826305&f=PIdays undoing + narset and extra turns
I simply can not fucking believe the Izzet Prowess deck in Standard exists.How retarded do you have to be as designers to allow a pure hard full on aggro deck into Standard that ALSO has infinite redundancy AND an endless loop draw engine. Fucking hell, man. And this shit is AFTER seven targeted bans.
>>97851484what do you mean, the format is thriving?
>>97851497Flourishing, even.
whew lad
>>97851516jesus fucking christ WHAT
>>97851516>ayo FUCK WASTELAND the cardinsane
>>97851516this instantly goes into lands in legacy as a crop rotation target hot damn
>>97851516>secret eye of ugin ramp tech
>>97851516THOT SNEEZEHAM LETG G
2/G 2/GCreature - AvatarTrample, ReachConverge - This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each different color of mana paid to cast it.Whenever you cast a creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional X +1/+1 counters, where X is equal to the number of different colors of mana you paid to cast it.0/0
>>97851550and let me guess it also puts 9 lands into play
>>97851619Only works on Pizza lands unfortunately
>>97851516is this more or less hamfisted card design than teferi's response
>>97851516
>>97851516>cracks fetch land while hamlet's ETB trigger is on the stackit's fucking worthless
>>97851799Anon, there is no trigger to respond to
>>97851799What trigger?
>>97851807People on /mtg/ don't know how to play the game. They just come here to complain about homosexuals or trannies or whatever the fuck.
>>97851807>>97851821>when this land enters...>A triggered ability can be identified by the words "when," "whenever," or "at", which will usually be found at the start of the ability. The phrase that contains one of those words lists the conditions (the trigger event or trigger state) where the ability will trigger. When it does, the ability goes on the stack (unless it's a mana ability), and responses can be played.
>>97851807>>97851821Correct me if I'm wrong>Your opponent plays Petrified Hamlet.>The land enters the battlefield.>Its triggered ability goes on the stack (“choose a land name”).>Players get priority before that ability resolves.The hamlet's ETB uses the stack doesn't it? You can't respond to a land being played but you can for the ETC right?
>>97851837>>97851840I realize you're new to the game and haven't encountered this admittedly confusing wording before, but choosing the name isn't actually an ETB trigger. Go look up how Pithing Needle works if you need an example.
>>97851516i mean, it's a great silver bullet card but that's about itbesides shutting down wasteland and certain lands like thespian's stage, what are you going to use this for?
>>97851849but Pithing Needle is worded differently. "As Pithing Needle enters.." makes it a replacement effect, which doesn't use the stack. Hamlet has a triggered ability denoted by "When", which uses the stack.
>>97851849Pithing Needle's wording is "AS this enters" instead of "WHEN this enters", which is the key difference here.
>>97851850Shuts down manlands and fetches too, but yeah it's mostly just a silver bullet
>>97851821>>97851837>>97851840I suspect that Anons are mixing it up with cards like Pithing Needle or Clone that have effects "as ~ enters the battlefield". You are correct that, as currently worded, Hamlet is an ETB trigger that can be responded to.I imagine that JotC decided it would be too powerful to put an 'as ~ enters' on a land given that with spells like Pithing Needle you can at least do things while the spell is on the stack but it's retarded design to create a wording that is so similar to a template they have used multiple times in the past. It will definitely continue to cause confusion.
>>97848799Possibly the most boring flavor text ever printed on a card
>>97851694I think you mean hamleted hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>97851878not even close. behold.https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28game%3Apaper%29+flavor%3A%E2%80%94Jace&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name
>>97848799I am genuinely fucking tired of how many infinitely recursive creatures get shat around every fucking Limited format.
>>97851905>6 mana to recur a 4/3 with vigilancewho fucking cares?
>>97851897How did such an unlikeable character stick around for so long? Then again, Gerrard was also devoid of charisma... WotC seems to always try to make their main characters as bland as possible
>>97851875I'm borderline convinced it's a mistake since I don't know if they've ever printed a card where the naming part is its own trigger.
>>97851915limited players
>>97851915People who don't want to play against repetitive ass, and would prefer games to not devolve into "I recur the same thing again" on loop for 9 turns.Stagnant/looping game states is literally one of the primary things identified as bad design.
>>97851921You're right, there doesn't seem to be any other card with such wording. But I believe that it's intentional because it's on a land, and land drops cannot be responded to.
>>97849146I came to this thread only to post>Merflok abs
>>97849146>Harmonized Trio>One of them is on the drums (Unpitched instrument)What did they mean by this?
>>97851875when someone plays the Hamlet, do they choose a land card name before other players get a chance to respond, or only after the ETB has fully resolved? not that either option would prevent the ETB trigger from being responded to, but since it's not a target I'm unsure of when the name gets declared
>>97851951It's gills which means>ABS JOBS ABS JOBS
>>97851893
>>97848536>get awesome art/sets like this>next set is some random marvel shit againHow long do you think will be able to keep up with UB sets?
It's me, I'm the guy demanding more body positive elves in MTG. Thank you, Wizards of the Coast!
>>97852072>How long do you think will be able to keep up with UB sets?As long as they continue to be the best selling sets of all time, of course!
>>97852076>Abundance>Fat in art>8 Lands>Growth>more toughness in powerThey aren't pulling any punch here
>>97852076>They didn't do the full Boon cycle for Mythics.>Just a few bits of it and then random shit.Fuck off Wizards.
>>97852079But she has Vigilance, so she somehow doesn't get tired from fighting despite her weight?
>>97851969Because it is worded with a "when" that makes it a ETB trigger, so it can be responded
>>97852086>so she somehow doesn't get tired from fighting despite her weight?Fat wisdom do be like that.
Another grussy for all your izzet lesson/discard shenanigans
>>97852102Honestly we need more Izzet prowess support. Green's been getting uppity in Standard lately and it needs to be stomped down better.
>>97852090I understand that part, I'm just wondering if the player names the land they're trying to hose before or after the other players get priority.
>>97852080You just know they didn't do the full cycle because they would have to make the Healing Salve one obscenely OP to justify it being a mythic
fucking hell Prepared fucking suckswhat a shit mechanic
>>97852108I see, I misunderstood you. The name is chosen upon the resolution of the ability, not when it goes on the stack.
>>97852119Yeah and it's so gay
>>97852076It's simple, she was originally going to prepare Giant Growth and the art was commissioned accordingly.>>97852080Fuck off retard, people have pointed out how lopsided the boons are since literally before you were born. Nobody wanted a full cycle of the boons.
>>97852076Canonically she powers herself up with the power of 8 pizza lands
>>97852111Though now that we do have confirmation that it's not the boon cycle, it makes me wonder what the white one will be... I would love for it to be Balance, but I wonder if they would be willing to do that?
SorceryTarget opponent exiles a creature or Planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and Planeswalkers they control.
>>97852150Emeritus of Peace and it's just Swords to Plowshares
>>97852135>Fuck off retard, people have pointed out how lopsided the boons are since literally before you were born. Nobody wanted a full cycle of the boons.Design consistency matters.
>>97852159Meant to>>97852149
>>97852159>Emeritus of Peace>White Mana>Floyd in art>Spell is Faithless Looting
>>97852149Emeritus of Purelace
>>97852149The only real options are Swords to Plowshares, Armageddon, or Balance. Wrath of God would be funny, but sort of a nonbo being on a creature.
>>97852150>>97852155Why are they so afraid of making these instants? Are they really afraid of EDHbabies getting mad over knowing how to hold mana open and respond to it?
>>97852190>Wrath of God would be funny, but sort of a nonbo being on a creature.Just make the creature indestructible, though that would be absolutely cancerous design lmaoArmageddon would be hilarious but there's no way they would print mass land destruction
>>97852190>The only real options are Swords to Plowshares, Armageddon, or Balance. Wrath of God would be funny, but sort of a nonbo being on a creature.Can't be Wrath because Regenerate is a dead mechanic and God is illegal to mention in this, our most glorious liberal future.Would be Day of Judgement.
>>97852190>>97852201>if you have no other creatures on the battlefield, [this] becomes PreparedThey wouldn't dare do this level of kino.
>>97852201>Armageddon would be hilarious but there's no way they would print mass land destructionI think it'd be fine if the prepare clause was something like "at the beginning of your end step, prepare if you have 4 or more lands", that way you have to actually pay a price to repeat it.
>>97852214Nuking all of your opponent's lands without any compensation, even if done only once, is something that I don't see WotC reprinting this day and age
>>97852195Red is still playable and Blot Out was still playable so they are making the 2 mana sorcery before the instant to boil the frog.
>>97852224Yeah and neither is ancestral recall, but I'm sure if they slap it on a 6 cmc dude they'd be fine.
>>97852238>but I'm sure if they slap it on a 6 cmc dude they'd be fine.
>>97852246He's here till at least 2029.
>>97851849Retard
>>97852246>>97852251Yeah, that's my point. They're not going to reprint Armageddon, for obvious reasons. But at a certain level of cost, you can pretty safely print the same effect. That way they get to make the Timmies happy by pointing at their memberberries while not blowing up the format.
>>97852251I know I just can't stand the new borders and refuse to post them unless I have to. He wasn't OP back then and certainly isn't now. I had an EDH deck with him as the commander (yeah yeah fuck you too I played when it wasn't WoTC official) filled with as many combo pieces as I could put in to go infinite.
>>97848770>WotC fucked this up before, so i can excuse them for fucking up again
>>97849146>Brainstorm without Fatchlands
>>97849458I realy regret selling the one i opened
>>97852256The thing is this case is that the effect itself is something that WotC has moved away from. They are willing to print "draw three cards" on a resonably costed card, but "destroy all lands" is text that they avoid even if printed with a high cost.
>>97851921I believe that JotC did what they intended to with this card but I do also think it is a mistake and that nobody on the design team knows how to design cards properly.>>97852238"Draw 3 cards" is something that JotC has no problem printing. "Destroy all lands" is all but unprintable. The last time I remember a card getting that text was Bearer of the Heavens and Fall of the Thran (which hardly counts). I don't remember if Bearer of the Heavens was the first Theros block or Beyond Death but either way it was a long time ago.The problem with Ancestral Recall is the rate. The problem with Armageddon is the effect. If you do not understand this, there is no way to move forward in this discussion.
>>97852309Literally THE excuse of retarded shills.
>>97852076>>97849514The Fractal Tender has worse art than the green Emeritus, I think. The Emeritus is more overweight, but she has a more fantastical, larger-than-life quality to her. In contrast, the Tender seems more like a background character, she almost has a "Concord house style" look
I'm tired of card abilities that are specifically "prowess but better"
>>97852440>I'm tired of card abilities that are specifically "prowess but better"Best we can do is "Prowess, but +1/+1 counters"
>>97852440Prowess is crazy gay yeah. Almost as gay as this Gizmo-looking "goblin."
>>97852327they dont want to print destroy lands because they want to keep EZ mode green as the go-to format for playersbut Richard Garfield printed sinkhole as a common in Alpha, who woulda thunk that? In the same set as other important green ramp...hmmm. it must have been a design flaw to be able to destroy lands to counter land & mana ramp...
>>97852511>Dude if I can't play stun the balance of the game is trashJust counter their ramp if you're struggling that much.
>>97850301he's comparing fish tiddies to fish tiddies
>>97852497I'm okay with regular prowess, actually. I'm not okay with the mechanic itself being FIREd up
>>97849193>Judging by his recent loading screen quotes on ArenaOr you could just listen to his voice lines. He sounds like a zealot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUDl4_HSVU
>>97852557>I'm okay with regular prowessGay. Probably a tarkirslopper.
I want a Bloomburrow artbook. Fucking love Bloomburrow.
So we've got the Prismari, Silverquill, and now Witherbloom reprints confirmed for the Mystical Archive.What will the Lorehold and Quandrix reprints be?
>>97852155>It's too late, I've already drawn myself as the Chad monster and you as the Soi tranny haired student
>>97852657Quandrix will probably be Double Major. For Lorehold, I ain't gonna lie the Lorehold spells from OG Strixhaven kind of suck, I guess Rip Apart is the least bad option.
>>97852617If thinking white should be thrown the bone of prowess makes me a tarkirslopper, sure
>>97851829ironic
>>97852659It's funny because the Oriq are retards.
Cold take: DSK's survivor cycle should have incorporated a party mechanic.
>>97852827A party mechanic in Duskmourn would have had to lean into the idea of people throughout the multiverse stumbling through Valgavoth's doors, and whoever was in charge of art direction seemed dead set on focusing on native survivors.also Split the Party, instead of being a weird board wipe, would probably have worked more like Shoot the Sheriff
>>97849138duplicating the fuarking whole multiverse requires only six spells and just being a monk or a relatively common creature like an angel?
>>97852896Zimone doesn't comprehend the multiverse but apparently made an automatically updated 3-dimensional dynamic map of the whole thing in her bedroom, clearly the threshold isn't that high.
>>97852827It's too much work.
>>978490023G for 6/6. Overpowered! https://scryfall.com/card/m10/173/craw-wurm
Anti white propaganda
>>97852960That's a very smug lion.
>>97852960So Orzhov is the color for assholes? Cool
>>97852960no flatties allowed
>>97852960
>>97851917Consider how many other YA planeswalkers have been introduced in a starring role and then been promptly forgotten over the years. You can't say there's been no attempts at expanding the number of recurring protagonists. It's just that people give even less of a shit about them than they do about Jace.
>>97852960>wonder why this bullying situation would lead to mass death of creatures>realize yt girl here is running for the fully automatic Wand of Magic Missile in her backpack
>>97852960>>97853005>Pumped Up Kicks starts playing
>>97853034This is pretty interesting
>>97852976>>97852960I miss magiccoincidence
>>97852960>of their choiceok I choose to sacrifice your creature :)
>>97853034remember when smug anons thought this wasn't a trigger?
I feel like this an unpopular opinion but I prefer unpowered cube. It feels far more diverse in terms of which strategies are actually good
>>97852960>Black girls are bulliesNoted
How retarded do you have to be to print these two cards into the same Standard?
>>97852960Remember when Magic was about actual magical things and not "social interaction that I resonate with"?
>>97853241No
>>97848842In Magic Arena?
Why can't Wizards make up their mind if Strixhaven is college or high school flavor?
>>97849207They are furry adjacent and not even WotC can curb furries degenerate horniness.
>>97853225the same degree of retarded to think a man can magically become a woman
>>97853256It's both. The place exists to keep the non-dragons from going full retard. People of any age may go full retard, so the school accommodates all ages.
>>97852964They are the lawyers, debaters, argument assholes school, anon.
>>97853241No.
>>97853349How often are you socially interacting with ghosts?
>>97853380Often when I'm off my meds.
>>97853241Not really, no.
>>97851550>Can be a 2-mana 1/1, a 3-mana 2/2 or 3/3, or a 4-mana 4/4, and could've potentially been playable in any memeander deck... because why not>>97852102>Freecasting oracle is now a super-looter with an exponential Fractal ability... because why not>>97852960>Untargeted removal in the color combo that cares the most about targeted removal... because why notWhat the fuck is going on with some of these cards?
>>97853380That's not ghosts anon, that card was banned for a reason.
>... enters prepared.>... enters prepared.>... enters prepared.it's fucking Exhaust
>>97853431Some don't enter prepared.
>>97853449Great, it's Exhaust without the limit.So... .... activated abilities. Truly incredible.
>>97853453Prepare ups your storm count
>>97853453It's activated abilities with a limited charge that is dependent on specific triggers to recharge, also triggering prowess and other on cast abilities. Pretty much exactly the same.
>>97853431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsZdDDQ8b0&list=RD5WsZdDDQ8b0&start_radio=1
>>97853431It’s kicker, anon. It’s always kicker.
>>97851516Noooo my heckin Cabal Coffers!
>>97853491That a mana ability tho.>Rules Info: The mana ability of Cabal Coffers counts each land you control with the subtype Swamp, not just ones named Swamp.
>>97851821>>97851807The fact that your votes count as much as mine is the greatest argument against democracy
>>97853516You're too young to vote.
>>97852960>theyd rather have a furfag and a gay vampire around than poor whitey
>new Strixhaven book features the daughter of Shandalar's merman king as a major supporting characterI'm starting to come around on off-brand Harry Potter. It keeps delivering cute dryads and merfolk. I'm trying to stay strong but it's getting difficult.
>>97853518>Wishing to hang out with faghags (the black one is a trans man)
>>97853516>The fact that your votes count as much as mine is the greatest argument against democracyActually, the greatest argument against democracy is how it has always directly lead with 100% consistency either into corporate oligarchy or genocidal totalitarianism.
>>97853555What is he holding? Looks like a weird pineapple.
>>97853565The greatest argument against democracy is going out to FNM
>>97853555>Whenever you draw your second card ea-
>>97853555It do be like that.
>>97852896Yea, monks fucking rule.
>>97849458Also, while technically not a creature, this dude seems pretty rad jiu jitsuing a giant god damn robot.
>>97852896I guess there's a difference between creating a copy of it and creating a whole actual other 'verse. It's more a matter of power at that point and Jace presumably has the same shit going for him as Ugin now.
>>97849458My head cannon is that he has some sort of rivalry with Jerrard of the Closed Fist
>>97852896"Six forms of spellwork" isn't the same as six spells. It's more a mastery of several different categories of spells and such.
>>97850546HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO REPRINT THIS SHIT, WHAT THE HELLSOMEONE HAS AN ABSOLUTE HARD-ON FOR THIS CARD AT WOTC, IT GETS REPRINTED EVERY OTHER SET
Truly a fantasy of a card.
>>97853805this shit sucks and has zero aura
This is a fun prepare one I think.
>>97853817cute, but seems like shit when most of these guys are already fairly weak
>>97853817>Bird>JumpTotal fucking flavor fail.
Think they're not doing the story today, it's the 8th and 9th for the last two I believe. So we don't get to see Killian... I dunno, dealing with his shitty dad still and/or fucking Dina. And we don't get to see Dina doing whatever the fuck she does.
>>97853817>"encouraging">tells you to do a flipWew
>>97853833The bird is flying. It's encouraging something ELSE to jump.
>>97853833He is encouraging his troon theatre kid students to jumpDare I say, based?
>>97853839>The bird is flying. It's encouraging something ELSE to jump.How magical.
>>97853817Clearly he's giving a lift to the froggy fella there.This is, once AGAIN, a stolen white ability btw
>>97853848Post your cards.
>>97853848Anon...
>>97853860Can't. I ate them.
>>97853863>"Behold, a man!"- Diogenes
>>97853853>This is, once AGAIN, a stolen white ability btwSit down, whitenigger, REAL cards are coming through
>>97853853>whiteschizo complaining that blue gets flyingI thought anons were shitposting. You mean to tell me you're really this retarded?
>>97853817The bird has talons for hands.
>>97853924Yeah that's pretty normal for aven.
>>97853924Do you think the strixhaven owl people can write with their fucked up bird hands or are they just shitting the bed on every written test?
>>97853555WotC seems to want to veer more towards planes like Archavious, Ravnica and Duskmorn because they want to shove all these different characters together but don't want to bother creating unique stories and proper set-ups and payoffs in distinct planes. These "all planes just come here" planes are the "solution" for current WotC storytelling which feels a bit lazy, but still better than the shitty hat sets, I suppose.
>>97853924Animal traits on anthros is a good thing, actually
>>97853924She's actually a griffon, chud
>>97853864Fucking rat.
>>97853805STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME. BAM, MAGIC MISSILE!
>>97853942
>the tmnt pizza is now raping pauperanother format, lost..
>>97853987Cowabummer!
>>97853987Premodern Planar StandardThose are the only choices for a white man.
>>97853817>telling kids to jump off of buildingsBased
>>97854007where is planar modern minus straight to format sets?
This one of the more disgusting AI generated arts I've seen in a while. Zero attempt to hide it.
>>97854045Mindbroken.
>>97853805Isn't this a college? Why does the story directon keep treating Strixhaven like a high school?
>>97854069It's harry potter, so it's both
>>97854045What makes you think this of all things is AI?
>>97854087>weird pose>hand has three fingers>generic style, following a prompt of green/blue wavy>perfectly trees/spires background spires>character dropped into prompt of "fantasy magical forest">the sky, generally
The card is named "Jump" and the flying effect lasting until end of turn is quite flavorful (the students don't make it)
I only play Magic anymore because my best friend IRL plays it, and playing Magic in person is our 'thing'. Well even my friend is getting sick of Magic recently, and long-story-short we are becoming League of Legends gamers instead. I will come back for Star Trek, and then I am gone again.Fuck WOTC. All hail Riot.
>>97854101Everything is supposed to be symmetrical, it's Quandrix
>>97854045> Regrowth on a stickGetting the urge to redownload arena to enjoy the shitshow of this game.
>>97854101>hand has three fingersEven in this fucking shitty quality jpg you can see four fingers, what the hell are you talking about.
>>97854085Harry Potter was just a primary boarding school (middle-high school for Americans). It wasn't a college you were only there for 7 years and you graduated at like 18.
>>97854171That's not what regrowth does anonIt's not even a ramp card
>>97854171it says into hand. Its hard to read when 10/10 art
Can this game be saved? I still enjoy UB sets but knowing we are getting Hobbit and Marvel soon is really fucked up.
>>97854213Why are you putting Hobbit next to Marvel?
>>97854220Why not? They're both as UB as TMNT, ATLA, Star Trek, etc
>>97854213You forgot the worst of the worst.Star Trek will be the ruin of this general and this game.
>>97854220They're the next two coming out?
>>97854166>LoLEven DOTA 2 would be a better option.
>>97854045I don't care because she's cuteI want to have sex with wasian hippie nerd witches
>>97854250Dota hasn't been good since 2016 and given Valve's recent lack of successful titles, they developed Riot's lack of game design skills.
>>97854298
>>97854240We can save it by making Universes Within-style proxies of all the cards, using EoE theming.
>>97854213Magic is just a puppeted corpse, I know it's easter season but you can't revive something this dead
I am pleased because my deck, Modern Storm, contains no gay nu-MTG cinematic universe cards, meanwhile affinityshitters must now bear the shame of having Krang in their deck until the end of time.
>Prismari is just Izzetslop>Lorehold was kinda interesting, but not very different from what it was last time>Quandrix is now just Simic with less of a creature focus>General theme of the set is just multicolor tribal, which has been present, intentionally or not, for every in-universe set since Tarkir Dragonstorm>Silverquill doesn't look like it'll be more interesting than it was last timeThursday can't come soon enough.
I haven't been keeping up with spoilers. Why is Ral blacked now?
>>97854393He's been fractured.
>>97854250>>97854166 (is me)My friend might agree, but I am a huge newb, so my friend is compromising by playing LOL with me instead of suggesting DOTA.I am biased negatively against DOTA for a few reasons:I tried to on-board into the genre with Valve's Artifact and DOTA Underlords and got shit on twice. I don't trust Valve as a developer anymore.LOL has way better rule 34. LOL has Yordles. I don't know what the DOTA equivalent would beI also play Riftbound, so I am more invested in LOL.DOTA seems like sweaty autism, I am not interested. LOL is more casual and that's a good thing.
>>97854393He got replaced by his alt. reality version.
>>97854405>>97854399What the fuck? How? Is he just a brooding emo faggot now?
>>97854412No, it's an alt universe version. Regular Ral still exists.
>>97852150looks like a ugly fuckin dyke
>>97854412More like smug chad.
her chest is huge!
>>97854422You say that about everyone.
>>97854400>Dota pornYou have Winter Wyvern, Hoodwink, and one dude who commissions a ton of art of OD with a fat ass.
WOTC finally does an elder dragon cycle. II need the other 5 in reality fracture. Prismari, the Inspiration could see play in legacy reanimator.
>>97854505Not really.>Entomb banned so it's harder to dump>Atraxa still legal as a better target if you do dump something
>>97854514I dont think it will see play, but i assume the idea would be to rebuy the reanimation spell to then also hit other targets. The alternative would probably be storming rituals and draw spells into a win.
>>97854505The names for these dragons are so mindnumbingly gay and uncreative.What happened to this game?
Anyone watching this shit? they constantly say "another popular EDH card" its not even funny, fucking hate commander at this point
>>97854562>Hmm why is this dragon card gayTruly a mystery anon.
>>97854505>finallyHaven't they done that like three times already in less than a decade? Not even counting EDH? Those exact five dragons had cards back in STX and that was only like five years ago.
>>97854613If you hate commander there's nothing for you in Magic anymore.
>>97854475Hoodwink looks really cool, now I want to play DOTA.Remember when Magic had a Squirrel deck? 15 Squirrels can block and kill an Emrakul. Those were the days.
>>97854616He probably got blueballed by the spirit dragon cycle during Tarkir Dragonstorm. Also happened to me.
>>97854505How will be the RF dragons of the other academy?
>>97854635How?>Game accelerates to the point 3/4 mana cards are wincons>Dragons are a tribe defined by being 5+ mana and stupid overcostedIf you expect a dragon to be playable in the current era that's a mistake on your end.
>>97854562They have fancier-sounding first names but nobody uses them.
The bug art is nice, but I'm still holding out for a Beacon of Creation reprint. I loved brewing with that card back before FIRE made that thing completely unplayable and we haven't gotten a single printing since its debut in Fifth Dawn.
>>97854653Is a shame because Elder Dragons of Strixhaven are some of the best dragons made.
>>97854635Well the spirit dragons are cooler anyway. Although obviously the DTK elder dragons are cooler still.
>>97854685All of the SOA cards this time around are so anemic, they blew their load way too hard the first time around. There isn't even anything vaguely iconic left.
If you think about it it's kinda fucked up that it's almost exclusively dragons and demons that get slapped with elder status. You'd think elder angels would exist since they're the obvious counterpart to demons, but nope. Not a single elder angel accounted for in any set. It's a bleak multiverse where the good guys always die first.
>>97854744Yeah, it seems like they mostly just made the rares cards that saw competitive play at one point or another, even if that means making Daze, Preordain and Prismatic Ending rares.
>>97854505I'm so fucking tired of dragons.
>>97854787Dragons are the essence of masculinity and power
SOS has more bards than it has warlocks.
>>97854793No, that's hippopotamuses.
>>97854793No they aren't. Slaying a dragon is the essence of masculinity. Dragons either represent natural forces or greed. Scalefags must burn.
>>97854793Is that why they're attracted to other men?
>>97854806I assume that's because they saved black for last. No clue why.
>>97854806You didn't realize this was not!Highschool Musical
>>97854814No. Dragons are embodiments of pride. Gay pride.
>>97854835You really need to detox from that fanfic.
>>97854806stx had all warlocks zero bards
>>97854835Kek
>>97854641>Boros: History>Golgari: Biology>Izzet: Performance Arts>Simic: Math>Orzhov: Language Arts>Azorius: Law/PoliSci would be too much like the actual Azorius. Maybe Theology? It was once a major academic field irl and could also be in a world where Gods and Godlikes are verifiably real (field trip to Amonkhet and Theros to compare and contrast their pantheons?)>Selesnya: Sociology or philosophy, either one evokes the community focus of the color pair>Gruul: P.E. is what immediately comes to mind, but that's kinda stupid. A broader focus on health, nutrition, and fitness could be a cool take on a field of study for meathead stompies though.>Rakdos: Tough one. Sadism doesn't lend itself to academia and Prismari poached the goofy ahh performer side of the Rakdos. I don't think there's much Drama/Theater representation in Prismari, they're mostly Art and Music, right? If there isn't enough design space for that, I can also weirdly see Journalism as a fitting major for red/black (the passionate drive to get the scoop and find the truth, but also an inherently selfish aspect of being the first one to report on an event or, at its most black-aligned, exploitation pieces or fudge the truth to suit your own interests)>Dimir: Something financial, business/economics. Or psych, but maybe that's a bit on the nose.
Arcavios is kinda dark if you think about it. Outside the school the whole continent is basically all haunted ground and the other continent is only known for being overrun by giant insects that eat mages. And while there are demons there are no angels. Shit sucks.
You know bros, i got a strange feeling that in few month "Everytime you draw/cast your THIRD card/spell in a turn %do_a_thingy%" will be forced.I legit think wotc run out of ability ideas at this point
>>97854870they already did that
blue restoration angel just dropped
>>97854913This bird has hands
>>97854842Not my fault it mogged 30 years of WotC's attempts at storytelling.
>>97854913Quick, delete this post before he sees
>>97854929A common morphological feature of birds.
>>97854940>>97853817This guy has talons for hands. He has foot hands.
Did we ever figure out what the secret of strixhaven is
>>97854954It was the friends we made along the way :)
>>97854954No, they have not revealed what black Ral's nipples look like yet.
>>97854069It covers broad school tropes because they're not gonna do a high school set. College tropes do bleed together with high school stuff some anyway.
>>97853817
>>97854954That its only school for malesAnd every "girl" you see on art has dick
>just found out strixhaven has seeded pre-release boxesman I really wanted to play this set but seeded packs are insta skip.
>>97854653I can never remember which of the Strixhaven dragons are female, Lorehold's a lady right?
>>97853956>piclmao
On the topic of birds: It bothers the hell out of me that her name is Abigale and not Abiquail. Also that she's an owl and not a quail.
>>97854954The secrets are vague Oracle/Archaic-related stuff I think. I dunno, it's a bit of a non-title.
>>97854999>It bothers me that her name is a real name and not a dumb pun for a thing she isn't
>>97854999>abigale>a big gale>cause she's silent but deadly
>>97854954It's an inner city school.They don't Learn anything there.The kids constantly try to do "deadly" pranks on each other.The teachers are telling the children to jump off of cliffs.They also teach the kids how to make ammunition like Rocket Salvo.There's a whole school for making drugs.
>>97854954Come into my office for a private lesson...
>>97854991Silverquill and Prismari are male, the rest are lay-dees
>>97855007>silentshe is a fucking bard
>>97854913FLASHFLYINGVIGILANCE
>>97855089he flashes in a flyer
>>97855079She's also deaf.
>>97854913Kikes can never again use the gaslighting excuse of “HURRDURR you just want white to be like this color!”This card literally steals everything from White.
>Capennan enrollee to Strixhaven travels through Omenpaths>a stop has to be made in Fiora>Ravnican carriage driver insists they're not staying longer than necessary, it's not wise to stop in Fiora>Capennan kid asks why it's not wise>driver says it's because Fiora is like New CapennaLmao fuck your shithole plane kid
>>97855117and people believed when mark kept saying it's just a one time bendeven when doing it twiceand then three timesnow it's in every set and mark will say it has been in blue for a long time haha
>>97855117>>97855135do not forget every instance of the slippery slope "falacy" has become true every single time
>>97855135Kikes always lie. They keep stealing from White and breaking the color pie and nobody else cares because they’re all shekel suckers content with a 4 color game.
>>97855117Blackchad here, first off let me say I appreciate us getting the least embarassing body type in the image.Enchant removal should 100% be in green. black is barely better than red at interacting with enchants. Black can get reanimation in its bag instead if you want to be cute and slightly disingenuous
>>97855079wait until she gang signs you to death
>>97855089he flies in vigilancely
>>97855162>>97855117where IS red?
>>97854929This a problem?
>>97855162Black has no problem vs enchantments
>>97855179congratulations, you've found out "white"schizo's secret agenda
>>97855089They actually did it.The absolute retards. They actually did it.
>>97855162Personally i still consider black gimped because wotc refuses to make pinpoint discard that works in edh
>>97854739NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE POOR HAMLET! He had his whole life ahead of him!
>>97855179Right here. It’s an old image that needs updating >>97855184You don’t speak for me, kike
At least vary your insults.
>>97855179>where IS red?Absorbing all the design space that had yet to be explored. Preemptive theft.
>>97855210what's in the bag
>>97855068Well well well what do we have here
>>97855182Congrats, you cherrypicked one of the three targeted enchant removal cards in black. I'll save you the trouble, the other two are Feed the Swarm and Withering Torment. That doesn't make it something the color is any good at, it's not even enough to have consistent enchant removal in a 100-card mono black commander deck.
>>97855210>red is a midgetWhat did he mean by this?
>>97855253Either meant to look like a goblin or a commentary on low mana curve red aggro ("low to the ground")
>>97854954The secret is this set fucking sucks
>me play forest>me play birds of paradise>me play mountain>me shock birdsTHATS IT, THIS WAS PINNACLE OF MTG, EVERYTHING AFTER WAS GOING DOWNHILL
blue on blue violence
>>97855299>2 mana for Miscast
>>97855299This probably has a good home in some cascade shell. Most of Negate in hand vs 4 MV in your library has use cases.
>>97855293I still play this way on Arena. Green players there are so used to their flowchart ramp strategies they look at my Rakdos deck and somehow don't think for a moment about respecting the possibility I've kept least two pieces of cheap removal for their inevitable stupid mana dorks.
>>97855299I'm amazed it wasn't 5 mana with 3 discount to trigger beans
>>97853942Teach got a sexy makeover
>>97855342YJK
>>97855348They keep giving off that vibe.
>>97855299arena-coded card
>>97854954Carrotussy is yummy :^)
>>97855388Grok remove that hair and recolor lips.
>>97855342I rather that lady that fuck dragons honestly.
>>97855388Why can't I have a set with an expansive djinn cycle? I feel like I'm owed it at this point.
>>97855388I dont understand obsession with bald females.Females dont like this hairstyle on other females. Males dont like this hairstyle on femalesI think nobody finds them sexy, So why the fuck companies try to push this absolutely ugly hairstyle
>>97855418She's not bald. Bald would be an improvement over what she's got.
>>97855403Kaalia?
>>97855325It's not like green can hold back even if they could see your hand they're not going to spend protection on dorks rather than their payoff so it's either you have the removal or you dont
Emeritus of Woah
>>97855447Yep, thanks anon
>>97855535The Reanimate one is way better but this is still pretty funny.
>>97855535>money talksand they are trying to make as much money as possible with sos lol
>>97855550They always trie to make as much money as possible anon.
>>97855535>Demonic TutorWtf
I don't like how Prepared is a repeating state that has no indicator. There's too much of this stuff you have to keep track of like Day/Night and the Shitty's Blessing and Adventure but even worse because a lot of the Prepared cards toggle this thing on and off.This is 100% Arenaslop Kicker. It doesn't even make sense because the creature is Prepared but has Summoning Sickness? I hate this so much.
>>97855388
>>97855569You've not been here in a while I gather.
>>97855575>prepared indicatorSurely they'll have some type of not-token token for this
>>97855388Is her butthole green too?
>>97855575>>97855611Turn card upside down when it's prepared
>>97855590Nice
>>97855600No I just mean the spell was already posted three times ITT before the new emeritus was spoiled
>>97855535>of woe>doesn't do what the namesake avatar of woe doesnani?
>>97853253In any future animated project.
>>97853256They said the would be making Strixhaven more like non-American colleges.
>>97855694...and have failed, miserably but who would be shocked at that?
>>97855679Is that why Aminatou's fate hacking magic bullshit manifests as moths?
>>97855418Nigger coded
>>97855679I don't see the problem. Doesn't she just have a bunch of masks she switches between?
New thread>>97855783>>97855783>>97855783
>reckless impulse>wrenn's resolve>both the same card functionally>serve as 8 impulses in storm>really important cards stuck with dogshit arts>reprinted several times but no new art>meanwhile expressive shitteration has like 10 unique arts nowWhy?
>>97855679what's so hard about animating flying static masks?
>>97855815we don't have the technology anymore, it's been lost same as many classic 2D animation skillsthat's why they can't bring back Bionicle
>>97855877I knew the clankers would do this
>>97851516>Elesh Norn, MoM on your board>drop this gemmy>watch opponent scoop faster than the hambeast gets kicked out of the LGSOR>Elesh Norn, MoM on your board>dumbass drops Petrified Hamlet>delight in opponent's resigned indignation that it applies to ALL permanentsI'm going to have a field day brewing mono-white control swill in BO1 Historic
