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>>97848552>tqLess imperiumwank.
>TQhave the drukhari take over a realspace planet and have it as space tortuga where you have inquisitors, rogue traders, pirates, chaos corsairs and various xenos traders mixing, fighting, living and stealing
If you arrived to play a game with someone and they brought out several squads of these minis, calling them Marine proxies with the same base sizes, would you still play with them?
So we are just waiting for the standalone kit right
>>97848552>TQMake the Imperium Nihilus basically the "Chaos Wastes" in space with now a considerably large officially sanctioned "do whatever you want space" like Star Wars has an "unknown regions" area. Some silly mcguffin would be why "lore important" planets and systems are still around repelling the warp stuff. Maybe DAOT stuff, or Cawl pulled something out of his ass again. Something like that. The zone would be the "lost primarchs" but as an entire region now.
>>97848574It'd repulse me but I'd give them a go
>tqThe imperium is now in a age of strife style state of anarchy, imperium vs imperium games are now less contrived and retarded.
>>97848574no, crossovers are unimmersive cancer
>tqemperor gets off the throne
>>97848581Not chaos wastes, border princes.
>>97848570I've thought about this before myself too and the "Dark City" really ought to just be a sprawl that slowly crawls out into other planets if the Drukhari are allowed to open Webway portals to it and create Realspace ports where the dark masters can't reside themselves because of the soul drain but their human and Xenos agents maintain and serve them in exchange for the weapons and backing of greater Commoragh.
>TQ Armageddon getting saved by the return of Russ would be absolutely spectacular if they pull it off right.
>>97848591>border princesIf you are correct then I should have known better.Thank you anon. I feel silly now.
>TQA reboot grounded in my own personal needs and headcanons.>>97848574>picreldrill your terran barrels
>>97848574I wouldnt want to, but i think Im too socially weak to deny someone at the table for ugly minis. I'd just blacklist them for the future.
>>97848570For all the space pirate potential 40k has, it seems to seldom get realized. Yes I know I'm saying this a couple weeks after we got red corsair and eldar corsair stuff, but still.
>>97848602it focuses too much on WAR HUGE WAR MASSIVE WAR when it's a game of 50 guys vs 50 guys and should be focused on pirates and rogue traders doing adventure shit on the edge of the imperium.
>>97848574Yes, and without thinking anything of itWhy wouldn't i?
Predator finally done. What has everyone else been working on over the weekend?
>>97848608>50 guys vs 50 guysI fucking wish
>>97848609Because they’re gross?
>>97848552>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?I'd give a limited edition Onions Viridian food item where you get to submit your name to get the implication your corpse somehow survived far into the future and is currently being cannibalized by Imperials.
>>97848604He doesn't have a vast collection of models.
>>97848618very well done on the blue, but the grey looks kind of unfinished beside it desu.
>>97848620They look fine though?I can think of much uglier space marine minis
>>97848602Red Corsairs do no piracy. Same with Eldar Corsairs. They dont loot, they dont parley. They dont smuggle or hold ransom.The real pirates in 40k are the Deldars who kidnap, raid and run away, and the orks who loot everything and sell themselves as mercs to others.The Red Corsairs and Eldar Corsairs do nothing different than what other factions do.
>>97848552Presented without comment
>>97848574I wouldn't let them because those are 32mm scale and wouldn't fit at all, they're much larger than marines
>>97848636this feels like one of those circle 10 difference puzzles
>>97848627It will have to do for now
>>97848593>>97848570Cumrag already has Nar Shaddaa
>>97848634>freebootaz Are they being quietly moved farther into the background borderline non canon anymore to make more room of the Goffs ork clan?
>>97848574So we do Penal Legion rules but with power armor?
>>97848634But eldar do loot, smuggle, and parley.And red corsairs loot and smuggle and perhaps very rarely parley.
I have very little interest in 40k books.Yet I do want to know what "key takeaways" are of each BL book. My biggest interest is "Genefather" does it fix Cawl's character?Does it verify that he is technically a 'heretek' but not with chaos and leads a cult of tech priests that technically want to 'innovate' but they don't call it that?And does it drop 'crumbs of potential' that will be forgotten like clone Fulgrim being potential that is now utterly forgotten save for secondaries?What other examples of "forgotten potentials" are there in other BL books?Just neat concepts that are now forgotten by GW execs for better or worse.That kind of stuff.
>>97848574Damn its literally that meme
>>97848552>TW: Have marines lose a single meaningful battle. In a big campaign book. Like the Ultras or DAngels get absolutely rocked for once, with no Pyrrhic victory.
>>97848602Tubes?
>>97848552>thread question:Suddenly make Eldar into protagonists
>>97848662>Have marines lose a single meaningful battleGW would sooner allow model crossover from Horus Heresy to 40k usage than something like that.Marines have to be the best at everything. Even their chaos counterparts.
What faction is the most 'not allowed to win' in canon of any?
>>97848552>>thread question:>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?I would say make Destiny canon to 40k but the Votrans already did that.
>>97848662Damocles
>>97848658It's Cael being the silliest yet smartest guy in the entire Mechanicus as he proposes something completely insane and when a Tech-Priesr points this out Cawl calls him a bog dumb stupidhead which immediately makes everyone else fall in line, all while Bile sneaks aboard Cawl's ship, fucks his Necron sex slave before taking off her leash, and stealing Primaris tech. Then Cawl comes back, has to re-collar the Necron, and calls Bile to tell him he's been a very rude and naughty boy and he should give back what he stole. Bile responds with 'Fuck you I'm an athiest' and runs away.The end.
>>97848552So I’m starting a chaos undivided army and I’d like it to be red corsair themed. However my question is do you think it would still look decent if I painted up a few other warband colours for units in there? So a unit of black legion possessed for example? Not sure if in lore red corsairs and BL work together any help would be appreciated, I also want a coherent force
>>97848677
>>97848599>>97848661The box comes with clear-plastic firing effects to put on the weapon barrels.
>>97848655I dont see eldars using looted equipment, unless they only loot among themselves.You can argue Red Corsairs loot Imperium stuff, but thats what all other Chaos factions already do, so most CSM are pirates themselves.
>>97848673EC
>>97848673Do the Planetary Defence Forces count?They basically always fail and the guard or the marines have to come in to save the day.I didn't discover this.Some anon here a while back pointed this out to me.
>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?Kill one of the Chaos gods, it doesn't really matter which. Some hero does it or whatever, the specifics don't matter. Chaos is in disarray, and as soon as it's out of the picture, all of the 'good guy' factions break down and start killing each other more.
>>97848552>TQSpace Marines are canonically gay spermjackers who groom children into their ranks and regularly ritually>gene-spermtheir>battle-brothersBecause it's hard finding genetically compatible people, they spermjack boys the normal way and spread that semen among the regular population in hopes of producing more compatible people.
>>97848680>>97848662Damocles was that but it included to much imperial guard defeats so imperial tards say it wasn’t a major defeat
>>97848680Damocles wasn't an Imperial defeat, it was a stalemate after the Nids showed up and became a bigger issue.
>>97848696>Kill one of the Chaos gods
>>97848662Hydra cordatus
>>97848707Brother marine chapters were maimed, titans were lost, and the tau were cemented as threats It’s the Ukraine of 40k and imperium were Russians
>>97848636This box start to looks unappealing to me with every reveal. All I care about is the jump pack chaplain.
>>97848692>spoilersHonestly why not, there clearly is a demand, so that's cool
>>97848552Rogal Dorn went into WHFB and became Ulric.
>>97848552>TQKeep the vague "time advancement/progress/hope" ideas that are inherent to Cawl and primaris through 11th and 12th.When "primaris" aesthetics will be reduced to their boots, make the timeline revert to before the awakening of Ynniead.Everything during and after 13th Black Crusade is Eldrad dreaming while staring into an infinity matrix a la "St. Elsewhere"
>>97848696Early Age of Sigmar, what’re you doing here?
>>97848717The Tau were on the verge of being crushed as the second wave was coming. It took all the Tau had to hold off a single hastily assembled vanguard force.
Space Wolves should be Turkic themed instead of vikangz
>want to try playing 40k because I like the setting>don't like any of the individual armies enough to justify the expenseWhat do
>>97848552I know they're generic sculpts, but seeing a BA veteran with 2% more gubbins than an Ultramarine Intercessor is depressing.Plus Mark 10 assault just isn't good. Don't mind the standard power armour, it's not my preference but I'm not a "muh beakies" or "muh Mark 7" guy. On jump pack troops though, it's rough. Those tacticool jet flaps and big boy boosty boots look like dogshit. Hate this shit even on the chapters where tacticool doesn't look horribly out of place.
>>97848552>TQI would make clonegrim come back and lead the sons of the Phoenix on a crusade against his original daemon self. Then I would have him die horribly BUT he kills real fulgrim as well, causing slannesh to be cucked out of a champion and thus gain more power because he is into that shit.
>>97848717I never knew the Tau hate Poles.
>>97848730Kitbash Guard or some other variety of homebrew Space Marine/Chaos Space Marine.
>>97848730it sounds like you dont actually like the setting too much
>>97848730Play on Tabletop Sim.
>>97848730Pick a different game
>>97848574Not any worse than someone pulling out a bunch of Primaris, so sure.
>>97848743Nobody likes the games I want to try.
See a total imperial defeat in anything is a no go. They’ll cope and cope and cope screaming plot armor or NU writers
>>97848552>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?Gopnick Marines
>>97848552Force Blood Angels to wear elaborate coats like Dark Angels have robes.
>>97848729Nah
>>97848747>Nobody likes the games I want to try.I relate to this.Even free wargames that seem to just be fun projects by the game writer(s) too. Especially one that seems designed just for proxying 40k models in a "subtle" manner.
>>97848739I like the backdrop and certain individual units or characters but then I'd have to surround them with an army of other units that I might not like very muchMost armies only really have a handful of models I actually like the look of
>>97848552>>thread question:>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?Chaos Xenos. Because they make players unhappy Chaos isn't hyperfocused on the Imperium and that other species can be Chaos too.
>>97848748>Tau continues to expand, Imperium continues to retreat >people headcanon this as a stalemate It really does get the noggin joggin, doesn't it?
>>97848748It happens, the plot of the new Maelstrom book was made to redeem Hurons rep after a cheeky Eldar fan put in a super humiliating loss for him in Kill Team lore.
>>97848729Space Bears should be Slavic themed instead of Vikangz.
>>97848739>>97848763Or basically in other words, I like the setting but I don't like the models
>>97848780>valhallan refresh>they're more slav than soviet
>>97848766Reminder that you can destroy infinite Imperial worlds and the writers will keep creating new ones. Destroy as many as you want, the Imperium will always have more. So long as it's not an actual plot important place like Terra or Ultramar, the Imperium can suffer any number of losses because the worlds you destroyed literally didn't exist before the story that destroyed them.The Imperium is unstoppable. The Emperor has already won.
Are people just retarded they think a start box push fit kit means van guard vets only have power swords now Like the model sucks but genuinely wait for the individual kit now
>>97848767but huron lost again
>>97848792>the Imperium can suffer any number of losses because the worlds you destroyed literally didn't exist before the story that destroyed themthis is not the flex you think it is lol
>>97848552>>thread question:>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?Chaos rifts create loops in time that allow for time traveling shenanigans that are all conveniently connected to the Horus heresy and war in heaven.
>>97848794People forget marines get 2 of every kit that’s in their starter box. Mostly Xenos players who don’t get anything and don’t know what it’s like
wait it's a vanguard vet not just a flying intercessor for the boxok I get why people are annoyed now
>>97848766>>97848748This fanbase is so trash, head canon pushed as actual lore to the point it’s done to gas light a community
>>97848792>The Emperor has already won.And who lost?If any faction has truly won then I think it is the orks.They get to wage war forever and ever and the love it and wouldn't want it any other way.
>>97848806This was stern guards in leviathan
>>97848804>time traveling shenanigans that are all conveniently connected to the Horus heresy and war in heaven.Didn't this already happen?I vaguely remember something about the Dark Angels doing this sort of thing that caused the Fallen to become a thing. Or maybe I'm misremembering it.Or maybe I read some fanfiction stuff and thought it was canon by mistake.If so then my bad.
>>97848815yea, I get it now, I didn't realize it was supposed to be a van vet.
>>97848634Red Corsairs Loot, smuggle and parley in the new book/WD issue. They're absolutely pirates.
>>97848815>>97848794It’s honestly a nothing burger to me wait for the separate kit
>>97848794People forgot what they did to combi-weapons
>>97848636Looks like a great starter. What's next, you're gonna complain about there being tac marines in 4-7 edition starters as well? Get a grip, man. It's fine
>>97848833The assault terminators have storm shields and lightning claws
>>97848552>GW eventually goes even crazier about marines & only Marines exist>Space/Primaris Marines>Chaos Space Marines>Eldar are forced to create their own Space Marines to survive>Krork plot magic makes Orks make Krork/Ork Marines>Tau start copying the Imperium & makes Tau Marines>Necrons either start copying them or some plot magic reveals a way to make stronger Necrons AKA Necron Marines>Tyranids, unable to acquire non-Marine DNA, end up becoming far more Marine than they realize>Old Ones are revealed to be Space Marines the whole time>the Chaos Gods were wearing Power armor the whole time & start demanding their Daemons wear some>The C'Tan are revealed to be Space Marines too
>>97848837Well Intercessors will now have 4 kits in 8 years which is a bit extreme
>>97848552>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?I would reveal that after all that much time in power armor that receives and recycles their urine and feces, Space Marines have forgotten their potty training.
>>97848767Huron loses all the time. He once hired night lord mercenaries to do some job. They did do the job but then stole one of his ships lol
>>97848552>TQ I'd have a the Imperium break out in a civil war between Robot and the high lords of Tera
>>97848707>Iran wasn't a defeat. It was a stalemate after the oil prices going up became a bigger issue.
>>97848794>Are people just retarded they think a start box push fit kit means van guard vets only have power swords nowNo, we've seen literally one model.
>>97848794the community article even says "showing off a master crafted power weapon".am i missing something, or is it said else where that it's going to be mono load out in the push fit? is a double lightning claws on VV toooooo high of an expecation?
Damocles was an embarrassment and the shitty fanbase memed it to “stalemate”YOU LOST TITANS TO DRONES
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
So i should just buy a vanguard veteran squad before its too late huh
>>97848839These have been raped a long time ago
>>97848856Are drones better than infantry?
>>97848858Even if it’s just to fill out a bits box yeah. It’s a good kit
>>97848856Imperial tards are mostly Russians and MAGApedes who think they’ll win in Iran and Ukraine soon so yes
In my headcanon, orks see the world in a similar cartoony fashion as shootas blood and teef.
>>97848844Eh, with the same logic, CSM has had 3 kits in as many years and traitor guardsmen's got two
>>97848856They lost titans to tiger sharks
>>97848684Is all of that actually what happened in the book? Anything salvageable from that book that could be put for better lore use in the future?Any other books with comical summaries you can make that you know of?Any updates on the Ashen Claws or are they just forgotten fluff potential (for better or worse given BL story writing quality) nowadays?
The Emperor needed loyal people and Leman Russ was that guy. There was one time where his judgment lapsed but even Magnus knew he deserved it.
>Tau acting like they're tough shit>When all it took as a single Callidus to kill their supreme leader and cripple their higher leadershipThe Imperium has Dreadnoughts older than the Tau race. Stop pretending the Tau had a chance.
>>97848875Is this how Leman Russ vs Magnus happened?
>>97848863Back to /pol/ little election tourist.
>>97848856Why did talking about the fluff go from listing the cool things the factions did to trying to desperately paint this or that faction you don't like as losers and embarrassments?Is it because secondaries don't actually like the fluff? and don't want their dudes to have cool wars with cool opponents?
>>97848863Trying too hard
>>97848875can you shut the fuck up about your gay furfag daddy for a single thread you humongous autist
>>97848884It’s Imperium players (Marine) being allergic to losses at all
>>97848884Xenosfags (particularly Taufags and Eldarfags) got uppity and need to be put back in their place. That's literally all there is to it.
>>97848618Nice job on those lenses, I want to lick the purple ones.>>97848879>>When all it took as a single Callidus to kill their supreme leader and cripple their higher leadershipI mean, that's kind of the point of assassins, isn't it? Why, it even worked on a Primarch, once.
>>97848552>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?Leman Russ and Rogal Dorn return as the tanks with their names.
>>97848879>didnt even use the right assasin >still worked
>>97848873Forgotten fluff potential. Luckily.I would've collected ACs but renegades look like a pain to collect and kitbash, and I'm mentally conditioned to hate black-and-red color schemes.
It highlights you’ll never get an actual defeat if Damocles is argued this much still this fanbase is such utter assYou either deal with chuds who plug their ears or faggots who police you for liking 40k to much
>>97848901is there anything Transformers WON'T cross over with?! Ah, fuck, who am I kidding, I'd buy it.
>>97848873Cael books exist to appeal to the average Rick and Morty who want to read about fake science and prerend it makes them smart. None of what happens in that or the new book with him and Vashtorr matters to the broader setting, it's window dressing that's touted as 'Mechanicus lore'. Someone at BL just REALLY wants Cawl to come off as some super duper fantastic miracle character.
>>97848908>I'm mentally conditioned to hate black-and-red color schemes.Because it is overused and overly associated with edgelords? Or am I missing something?I don't see many custom homebrew using red and black to be honest in the 40k fanbase. But then again I don't go looking too much.Maybe the most overused colours are green brown and grey in the imperial guard homebrew collective.And I will be one of them.
>>97848684sounds like 2020s bl slop alright
>>97848884>trying to desperately paint this or that faction you don't like as losers and embarrassmentsThe only real value of nu-lore is using it to ragebait the people who unironically care about nu-lore.
>>97848893>>97848894You both do it, it's sad.When was the last time you were in awe at something cool done by a faction you don't consider "yours"?
I'm a faggot and want to play Guard.Where do I start?No I will not paint them to reflect my real life political views
>>97848894These are delusions you fabricated in your head
>>97848908
Army for this feel?
>>97848648There’s going to be a BL book about them coming out soon, so it seems they’re still good for now.
>>97848918>Because it is overused and overly associated with edgelords?Mainly, yeah. It's also one of the most shat-on color combos that still frequently shows up in Warframe
>>97848905People often forget that the Culexus is still a superhuman operative that can become incorporeal and invisible, while being able to suck your soul with a touch and project an aura of mindrape. The antipsyker stuff is just a bonus.
>>97848916>Someone at BL just REALLY wants Cawl to come off as some super duper fantastic miracle character.>Someone at BLI think it is more of a corporate mandate than someone fanboying over Cawl.If I was forced to "fix" Cawl it would not be about his character but the consequences of his character with a huge Mechanicus schism because one side thinks he is a legitimate head of Mars and the other side thinks he is a heretek who got too far. But I don't think that would happen.Maybe that perspective was covered and waved away in one of the books.
>>97848927Find a regiment you like and come up with an idea on how to convert it.
>>97848931>gay anime mechaTau
>>97848931>having to leave the cockpit open because the head is goneWhat's the brokest army?
>>97848931Knights? Duh?
>>97848552https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/6du3q10d/new40k-vanguard-veteran-revealed/>his armour is festooned with additional iconography and a crux terminatus, just to underline his status within the Chapter.The old blood angel tactical squad mogs so hard
>>97848927>Where do I start?Check Anvil Industry.Then check their STLs. Then get a printer. Then dab on everyone including me who didn't get a 3D printer when starting out in this hobby.The best part is that your custom guard regiment will be more unique beyond headswaps and colour choices.In my defence I was unsure if 3D printing was good at the time of when I could first afford 40k minis which was around the end of 7th start of 8th edition at the earliest I think.Also make sure you buy your paints from the local game store to stay in their good graces if you have to before you do autistic things like sperg about your politics during games.I fear doing that a lot. I fear sperging out at the LGS.
>>97848925>When was the last time you were in awe at something cool done by a faction you don't consider "yours"?I don't care about the other factions, why should I feel awe about them?
>>97848905>Accidentally sent the wrong assassin>Turns out they're invisible specifically to the tau>Claim it was all part of the planAnother win for the Inquisition
>>97848952It's supposed to be a generic model anon
>>97848931Army for this feel?
>>97848933>most shat-on color combos that still frequently shows up in Ah we talked before! I spent too much time there. Now I'm wondering what the most shat on homebrew things are for each faction of 40k.
>>97848953>Anvil Industry.>STLThe Votann have won.
>>97848957I don't care, its still cool as fuckFirstborn vanguard vets also mog
>>97848934The mindrape stuff should be limited in power against psychic blunts like tau though, right?
>>97848954because 40k is cool don't tell me you don't like 40k beyond the faction you ended up latching to? why even get into it then?
>>97848970Blanks make everyone hurt
>>97848969>firstborn>fuck ugly proportions, incredible armor design>primaris>great proportions, dogshit armor design>Chaos>best proportions, great armor designI love being a heretic, but I sorely wish loyal bros weren't so fucked.
>>97848969The metal vets mog both so hard it should be studied
>>97848967Anvil Industry does sound like a Votann thing.Do you wonder if GW is petty/paranoid enough to have something named similarly to their competitors to drown search results to somewhat "hide" them from searches?
>>97848972I like the Imperium vs Chaos, why should I care about lore for the factions beyond that? Xenos are background NPCs.
>>97848952what variant of helm is that on the marine directly above zandri dust? a mkIII of some kind?
>>97848973In proportion to psy-ness, blunts are only mildly aware of them normals hate them, and psykers can't fucking stand them unless you're eisenhorn, then you fuck them while they're in a coma
>>97848964>Now I'm wondering what the most shat on homebrew things are for each faction of 40kThey can probably all be summed up as "not like other [subfaction] and more like good guys."Homebrews should have unironic and complete bit commitment. It's why Word Bearers are the best traitor legion, and why Iron Hands are in retrospect pretty fucking cool.And no, this doesn't mean "take one motif and spam it a hundred times" is good, that's still ass.
>>97848989>why should I care about lore for the factions beyond thatbecause 40k is cool and background stuff is also cool why are you even into 40k if you don't like its background?
>>97848964>spoiler consult the bingo chart
>>97849000>why are you even into 40k if you don't like its background?Why would I care about the lore behind the targets at a firing range? I'm there to shoot guns.
>>97848981a lot of early GW plastics are just trash
>>97848858They've been around for 13 years, why haven't you gotten them yet?
>>97849003Mine is composed of 100k marines, but then again, that has been set as the codex standard in my playgroup
>>97848953>Also make sure you buy your paints from the local game store to stay in their good graces if you have to before you do autistic things like sperg about your politics during games.I don't have a LGS, I have to buy all my tools and paints online
"What's the point in Assault Intercessors? Aren't they basically the same thing as Vanguard Veterans?>Monkey Hand Curls
>>97849003Please can I get one for the imperial guard? And the Eldars from corsairs to Dark Eldar Etc.?Tau too, please?
>>97848997While that's correct, Culexus have equipment made specifically to increase the power of that effect enough that it can straight up kill even non psykers, so it makes sense for it to be heavily debilitating to less sensitive races like Tau.
>>97849003It's interesting how many of these BT checks off
>>97849014because in the past 13 years they weren't about to be replaced by a homogenised ai slop copy paste design
>>97848993looks like artificer mk7 to me, similar to grey knights
>>97849003most of those applies to canon chapters so bingo has to arbitrarily go >it's ok when GW does it!
>>97849003Is there one of these for chaos warbands
>>97848673Genestealers. Killing a named Ultramarine in an article is considered a win for them
>>97849034On the contrary, they have been about to be replaced for at least ten years.
>>97848933Well there it's specifically associated with Kuva.
>>97849009>2013>EarlyMy back
>>97849028Nobody cares about xenos /dudes/, just saying they exsit already makes you simultaneously unique and annoying.
>>97849029The entire Assassin thing against the Tau was so stupid.Vindicare missing, not using anti shield rounds, Callidus smelling wrong, Eversors getting their shit kick in melee. You
which chaos space marine army should I build first?
>>97849003>>97849028Xenos don’t have /yourdudes/ autism. I rarely see fanon craftworlds or tau septs on the scale of imperial stuff
How could I achieve this rusted black? Chipping medium and rust undercoat? Oil streaks?
>>97849051Gorillachans were released in 1999
>>97849057Crimson Slaughter
>>97849055>Eversors getting their shit kick in meleeWasn't the Eversor the only one that managed to kill a named character other than the Culexus? Namely I seem to recall it got resurrected but still
>>97849045Genestealers they can grind multiple chapters down to almost extinction inside a space hulk but job harder than the avatar of Khaine when ever they need a bad guy.
>>97849021>I don't have a LGS, I have to buy all my tools and paints onlineWhat a shame that you don't have an LGS to play Warhammer 40k and you have to shop online.Maybe try some ArmyPainter stuff to help you get started in this hobby if you don't want to be harmed.>Jokes asideI recommend you avoid Citadel paints as your first paints. Try looking at AK Interactive, and ArmyPainter. I generally use AK acrylic paints and ArmyPainter washes with their speedpaint medium mixed 1:1 and it produces a pretty cool effect of shading, but not too much and not staining all the colours of a base coated model too much.>example of the mix: >https://youtu.be/KSIs-D1W-jc?t=700AK interactive released their own washes and I'm unsure if their version of contrast paints' medium will produce a similar effect.Also acrylic makeup racks from Amazon worked as nice holders for my acrylic paints in 18ml dropper bottles. There's a lot of stuff from the makeup side that can be useful in the hobby. I don't know of much but I'd love to know more.Vallejo had a bubble problem with their new formulas and while they may have fixed it I'm still booty blasted over it and I fear.
>>97849058My friend's brother's Tau are Farsight mercenaries working for an ambitious ninja Ethereal that has turned a planet into a monastery world where he trains an army of stealth experts. He's 17 so we pet it slide, and it's way better than anything GW's come up with when it comes to tau
>>97849000Trips of Truth.>>97849003I think the only one I'm on is >1000 astartes, on account of having a ton of scouts.
I'm playing Tainted Grail vidya right now and I'm really getting the boss baby vibesthanks for listening to my blog
>>97849061Read the chain before replying
>>97849075>and I fear.Oh man I forgot to finish that sentence.I fear picking up a bottle from that bubbling era somehow so I avoid new Vallejo formula paints.
>>97849058>>97849054At most ork warbands are original, you used to see eldar craftworlds but so much guys just do a known one
>>97849058I mean let's be honest here>Eldar"My dudes aren't total losers" is already breaking from canon>NecronsEvery dynasty is just washed up robot skeletons>TauToo small to have /your dudes/ effectively>TyranidsNids exist as faceless thoughtless hordes to kill.>OrksEvery Ork is the same.>Dark EldarSame as Eldar.>VotannSame as Tau>GenestealersThis faction literally exists to die.
>>97849070I was remembering wrong it has been ages... but it seems you are correct it was the Callidus that not only got smelled out by a Tau not even a Kroot and lost in melee inside a small room.You know the fuckers that can fool orks, genestealers and eldar. I do not mind Callidus getting discover but usually when they do is because they fuck up some cultural thing or mannerism. Not the fucking transformation that is the entire point of the temple.
>>97849080>on account of having a ton ofScouts and neophytes aren't included in official chapter census since recruitment can vary so heavily
>>97848989have you considered playing horus heresy
>>97849089Necrons dynasties here were always >They still have pariahs and are emotionless killing machines still no Nu lore
>>97849003Suck it, my Astral Griffons are incredible.
>>97849085I ain't reading shit nigga
>>97849089Deldar never loseAt worst for them it's all according to keikaku or them getting revenge soon after
>>97849100Chaos is cooler in 40k than in Heresy.
>>97849060sponge chipping?
>>97849040>it's ok when GW does it!I think it genuinely is because they own the 40k IP but then again I think there is some corporate brand conditioning I might be suffering from due to thinking this way.Also I think ADB is still angry about the Blood Ravens beating him to the punch.Bet he had a whole trilogy of a chapter of geneseed of a traitor legion finding out who their father really is and then having a big war with their chaos "brothers" in geneseed sharing. Then drama about the inquisition finding out about their true heritage. Maybe the whole loyalist of traitor legion geneseed sounds cool but can never be done right.I might do this if I ever start collecting marines after a different army is finished. Even if it is cringe, it will make me happy.
>>97849089>>Votann>Same as Tau
>>97849093It was technically a cultural stuff. Ethereals never shower.
>>97849046I did specify by homogenised ai slop
>>97849040Canon chapters and shit fluff coincide more often than you or I would like them to.
>>97849120learn to read schizo
>He’s also wielding an impressive master-crafted weapon>an impressive master-crafted weapon
>>97849089>Eldar>"My dudes aren't total losers" is already breaking from canonIs GW trying to fight this public perception of the Eldar they have created?Wasn't Yvraine's faction supposed to be that but now they are just almost forgotten so in a way they lost in 40k universe and in real life? Did BL make Yvraine gay to fight the Guilliman X Yvraine shipping? I would be surprised if that is not the case.
>>97849089>GenestealersSmall correction>they will breed with your wife and you will pay for the child the faction
>>97849009The sculpt is fine
>>97849089>Genestealers>This faction literally exists to die.More than the Planetary Defence Forces of every besieged Imperium world? Assuming you count the PDF as a faction?PDF might be the biggest jobbers of all the 40k armies.
>>97849124Yes. Primaris came out in 2017 (yes I know it's technically 9 years I was rounding)
>>97849120This. That is a great /yourdudes/ Votann. They have a whole franchise to themselves.
>>97849008>Why would I care about the lore behind the targets at a firing range?Because you're playing 40k, not firing targets at a firing range.
>>97848891Was this comment really necessary?
>>97849137>Is GW trying to fight this public perception of the Eldar they have created?No, because the two guys you have writing eldar lore and novels hate the eldar, literally.
why is he still trying to force this meme
>>97849134Same sword as Bladeguard, who are also master crafted.
>>97849134It has subtle but intricate carving among the blade and hilt but it is too small to be modeled. :^)
>>97849142No it isn't, that GD entry proves it
>>97848969I love this era of plastic marine kits but the vanguard vets were always the weakest of that release wave.Some people trash the sternguards but they were a damn great kit.They should have never separated vets into two units, it was unecessary bloat
>>97849009Unironically I think in a sort of domino effect I think this led to the end times for whfb
>>97849142Not all of us are a tenth of a percent as good as Leonardo Da Vinci if he was a miniature painter to make the current plastic Catachan sculpts look good.Might as well get RO Spacenam and learn some Blender and to learn to love the pain of using Blender to modify the guns of those sculpts to make your own Catachan at this point as GW doesn't seem to want to update the Catachan.Or with my dumb luck if I ever get around to such things they'll release updated Catachan. Making me feel like my work was wasted.
>>97849142>The sculpt is fine>Pic not related
>>97849120But I want to do pic Votann.
I'm confused why they included this detail. I know it's 'part of the lore' but it frustrates me the space setting seems to actively run away from the space parts of the space setting. Like if there was a better support for Boarding Patrol or Boarding Actions I would probably be more forgiving, but this space game seems to ignore space exists at all most of the time.
>>97849166They never were one unit, sternguard and vanguard got introduced at the same time and operate entirely different roles
>>97849089>>97849028>NecronsOutquirking Trazyn and that Don Quixote OverlordActually good guysor >>97849106>Tau homebrew bingo chartNo EtherealsNo caste systemTau aren't fist among equalsAlso CSM>No mutation>No daemons>No horns, trim, skulls etc>Actually only uses Chaos but do not fall for it
>>97849142The proportions are still totally silly, but the Webstore paintjob certainly does not help. Its so strange why they do not update some of those super ugly and old shop pictures.
>>97849157>the two guys you have writing eldar lore and novels hate the eldar, literally.Is it because they are mandated by GW execs to write about the Eldar when the writers do not want to and instead want to write about a different faction or is it something else?
>>97849153yes it was, nobody wants to talk about your jobber primarch for the millionth time
>>97849137Eldar haven't even been a major faction since Cadia fell, and only recently did they get brought in for the Maelstrom plot where they immediately got their teeth kicked in again.Eldar have always been losers and always will be. That's literally their backstory.
>>97849180>Also CSM>that listIs this the Iron Warriors or am I missing something? If I am missing something then what is it? Because I always thought that the IW's thing was being undivided chaos corrupted marines in denial.Or is it a different CSM warband?
>>97849180>>97849106I swear your dudes sure is overrated
>>97849142it really isn't.
>>97848618Like 90% done with my Crucible character for this month's collage, decided to go all in on the cloak. Thank you to whoever ID'd the scope came from the Falcon btw, I bought a used lot of Eldar stuff a while back and it had a busted Falcon turret in there that I could use.
>>97848552>TQUnironically, female Space Marines
>>97849164>>97849172It's fine.>>97849170But we are all better than the store paintjob.>>97849182That is true
>>97849182They do change models though. For example they replaced the Leman Russ with upside down guns or the Wraithguard with hands that didn't connect to their guns. Why this one in particular have not change? No idea you can fix them in a single day, two day tops of office work.
>>97848574holy monopose captain>>97848591>>97848581>>97848552>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?if you did this, also would be cool if they finally acted on the 'aliens taking advantage of human weakness' shit they always write about and then never include in basically anything.Been saying for a long time a >codex>Aliens and RenegadesWith rules for existing mercenary forces like Freebootaz or Kroot Carnivores in your army, as well as 'mini armies' or subfactions of stuff like Tarellians, Khrave, Hrud would be cool. Not that they'd be terribly competitive and faggots probably wouldn't buy it and it would die after 12th edition but damn I wish they'd stop being faggot.sFor a profit driven company they sure hate making cool expensive things, and instead make shit.
>>97849200retard
>>97849196Holy monopose captain
>>97849190So if the Eldar actually get a victory that is significant in the 40k universe even if the "significance" is tiny it will be a massive deal?Like a bigger deal than the soft reboot of 40k that started when GW retconned the black crusades to be a "just as planned" thing that culminated in Cadia getting blown up and now we have a lot of "planet broke before guard did" repeated ad nauseum?
>>97849197Kino. The more eldar stuff I see the more badly I want to start collecting eldar.
>>97848647>Sslyth mentioned>PACKS of SSLYTH>not only not in packs, not even in production as a single modelHate GW.
>>97849184We don't know
>>97849184To my knowledge is because nobody else is willingly to write about Eldar and they enjoy shitting on them.
>>97849200>But we are all better than the store paintjob.If were talking about the Catachan paintjob then that isn't a high bar. I haven't painted for a long time and with shaky hands from an American soda I could still paint better than that with just sloppy basecoats and a wash dumped over it and calling it done.With acrylic wash pooling too.
>>97849220Do you think deldar fuck Sslyth?
>>97848602>>97848634was cool of them to have the deldar box get recalled (I see hellion shit everywhere now though, what's up with that?) and the ork freeboota captain didn't get a special re-do but just a reprint limited edition overpriced for what it is.
>>97849214Single piece of metal. Kind of expected.Seeing monopose in plastic kits is just insulting, just make a metal model at that point.
>>97849216>So if the Eldar actually get a victory that is significant in the 40k universe even if the "significance" is tiny it will be a massive deal?No, because it will just be ignored in the face of the Eldar's history of failures and defeats.Someone might make a silly art piece of Eldar celebrating just to try and point out they won, and then it'll be ummediately forgotten by whatever GW announces the following week.
The black crusades were never retcons What is this fanbases deal with imperial bias being so bad
>>97849231maybe
>>97849179>they were never one unitCodex space marine 4th ed only has a single entry for veterans.The codex about the 5th edition marine release mentions very clearly that they separated them into two units: sternguard & vanguardsSo YES, vets used to be ONE unit.And the sternguard & vanguards appearing at the same time doesn't contradict this one bit.I know because I was there.
>>97849180At this point if your chaos warband actually believes in chaos they're the oc donut steels
>>97849241>The black crusades were never retconsReally? I've been repeating fancanon believing it is canon all this time? I need proofs so I can feel bad about this now if true.
>>97849206Agreed, we really need a proper codex lost and the damned and a codex silly guys to make the setting feel full. They're such huge missing parts of the setting when literal whos like GSC and Tau take up whole model lines.
>>97849243>The codex about the 5th edition marine release*White Dwarf
>>97849249What if they do pic?
>>97849182>The proportions are still totally sillywhich makes them a good source of bits for mutant kitbashes, but that's about it.
>>97849251>>97849241They were always plans and probing strikes but in usual fashion meme dorks kept pushing jokes
>>97849166>Some people trash the sternguards but they were a damn great kit.At the time they had like two dozen special weapons and combi weapons in the kit in an era when most kits had like one flamer and one plasma (meltagun missing). They were incredible even if only for bits.
>>97849003Is there an equivalent for other armies?
>>97849192>Because I always thought that the IW's thing was being undivided chaos corrupted marines in denial.iron sneeds are now making deals with vash'torr because they are tech guys or something. Word Bearers will be the big undivided release in 12th, once we get the black alpha ligger out of the way.
>>97849243the veteran squad in 4th edition couldn't take jump packs, they were sternguard in everything but name
>TQRemove all Space Marines.
If your homebrew chapter is a regular founding and actually say partake in the Indomitus crusade you are a special snow flake now lol
>>97849231would be surprised if they didn't actually.>>97849218
>>97849255>that zombie holding a twin linked machine gunI feel the gears turning in my head.I need this but all the heavy weapons in the imperial guard. Excluding RPG, and Mortars.It will fit on the new base sizes and might be "future proof" for base sizes of HWT units. Unless GW decides to go for the original heavy weapon base size then.>>97849236Fair enough.>>97849226How much shitting on do the Eldar get in each book? Is it tamed or is it a sadistic tier beatdown the Eldar always take in their books that may not be approved for books about Imperial factions?
>>97849258nope! 8th edition added that they were all totally secret victories for the ruinous powers
>>97849251Before the 6th edition Black Legion supplement most black crusades simply didn't have any lore beyond "It was massive, it inflicted gigantic losses on the Imperium, they got repelled in the end, Abbadon got a huge amount of loot and influence from it". There wasn't much to retcon.
>>97849242...why is there so much art of snakes with tits for a species that doesn't have tits and doesn't even have a model anymore?
>>97849028>>97849041>>97849262I can't find any for anything but SM. Maybe it's time to make them?
okay so maybe im completely out of my gourd here, but hear me outwhat about an old ones proxy army using the updated lizardmen range from sigmar?i feel like with their new updated style, they're sufficiently techy enough that they look the part. probably something with advanced tech-magic for the counts as codex, like necrons (slann as a ctan, saurus as lychguard, skinks as crypteks, etc)make the lore that someone accidentally unearthen some kind of pocket dimension stasis chamber or something that still had a remnant of the old ones from the war in heaven
>>97849255Citadel plastic models of the time where made with compatibility in mind though. The idea was that little Timmy would buy multiple kits to kitbash the shit out of them. So everything had to have somewhat similar proportions.Eldar and old Empire kits fit together easily for example.
Chudsters will claim the crusades were a success
>>97849280Luv snussy. Simple as.
>>97849258>>97849276I don't know who to believe now. I do know that retcons are a thing. Do you all wonder whether GW saw the negative reception the Disney Star Wars got and decided not to reboot but soft "reboot" their 40k setting with the Fall of Cadia as a "new beginning for 40k" of sorts?
>>97849280Furries are all retarded trannies. Better this than their usual of buggering animals and touching children I suppose.
>>97849282>updated lizardmen range from sigmarAoS has won...
space skaven/hooded hrud should be high tech looters. Orks don't seem to loot necron stuff, the hrud should be infestations of places with anti-chaos tech or some shit idk.
>>97848552>TQQah actually comes back and the Hrud are driven into a religious frenzy. They start actively attacking and crusading against everyone else in the galaxy
>>97849268>They were sternguardsNo, because sternguards also imply the special ammunition rule.Additionally, to my knowledge sternguards couldn't trade their bolters for close combat weapons & bolt pistols (would need to check) and vets could take terminator honours which let them pick wargear from the armoury, meaning you could both mix range & melee in a squad, or simply run assault vets without jumppacks, the same way that assault marines could be run without jumppacks (and so you can run them in a transport)
>>97849281I wouldn't know where to start with the guard.Maybe historical real life army inspiration, but that's the guard's original thing so I don't know if it counts.
>>97849180>>97849249My Warband wholly worships Chaos and are friendly with Chaos Eldar
>>97849177??? They just included a ship captain in the space game of course you can't bring a fucking ship of that size to a game. The Manta is the biggest they'll go
>>97849272>>97849249>>97849106>Chaos warbands who follow chaos >Just literally regular marine chapter with a known founding no special mutations or dark secrets >Tau sept who follows the will of the ethereals>necron dynasty who actually have emotional leaders and bicker with othersGenuinely what is the eldar stereotype of /yourdude/ craftworlds? I rarely see them like the others
>>97849281I could probably make one for Dark Eldar based on memes from the old Dark City forums but I have no idea how relevant they would be today.
>>97849282I love these new Seraphon/lizardmen sculpts like you wouldn't believe
>>97849292AoS always wins baybee
>>97849275>How much shitting on do the Eldar get in each book? Is it tamed or is it a sadistic tier beatdown the Eldar always take in their books that may not be approved for books about Imperial factions?I never read those books so take my comment with a grain of salt, I am only referring things that I have heard. >There are three books dedicated to a Craftworld being invaded and devastated by a single marine chapter. >In another book Elder are fighting against Orks and there is a scene of the pov character breaking down and crying in the middle of the fight. Then an Avatar of Kaine gets killed by 3 Nobs.
Give ice gun
>>97849310>Genuinely what is the eldar stereotype of /yourdude/ craftworlds? I don't know.I think the biggest problem is that the Imperium loyalist space marines have the monopoly of collectors and homebrewers that get into 40k so naturally there are more homebrews of space marines to sift through and to notice the common overused stereotypes that become too common and become special snowflake stuff.
>>97849310Eldar fans don’t even care for minor craftworlds like Altansar or mymera
>>97849142God I WISH it was 2024. Or 2004.
>>97849310>Tau sept who follows the will of the etherealsThe sad thing is that this is basically what you can do with Tau if you aren't playing Farsight. The only way to play an interesting take on Tau is to play Gue'vesa IG
>>97849310Eldar /your dudes/ don't exist. They're so utterly browbeaten that any attempt to do more than just a custom paint scheme falls apart.
>>97849282>what about an old ones proxy army using the updated lizardmen range from sigmar?The 3rd edition necron codex specifically says you should use lizardmen to represent devolved old ones/slanni.
>>97849280The serpent has long beguiled and thrilled the mind of man. It's form has imprinted upon our souls a fascination beyond fear or desire. I want to fuck it
>>97849336Dumb furfag.
Hellblaster status?
>>97849322It's amusingly ironic that the necron heat ray functions identically to a helfrost weapon on the tabletop
>>97849301>Maybe historical real life army inspirationYou'd have to make it specific inspirations, like Guard painted in Erbsenmuster.
>>97849285what were the rules for 'kill team' in 2002 or whatever era this was written in?
>>97849322I still don't understand the point of these.I get trying to give SW a unique snowflake (pun intended) gun, but I don't understand what the point is rules wise.As I was making my big 40k wargear compendium I compared weapon families, and I expected something for Helfrost weapons like slowing down enemies or a form of anti-flamer.But as far as I could see it's just a gun you can choose to choose in a "focused" or "dispersed" profile that hits harder or hits more.Very underwhelming.
>>97849312>>97849317Decisive siggypiggy victory
>>97849341>You'd have to make it specific inspirations, like Guard painted in Erbsenmuster.Most guard regiments are a mishmash of different historical armies I think. What inspired the first, second and current Cadians if they drew inspiration from historical armies?
>>97849310My friend's playing an Exodite colony with some stranded remnants of a fallen craftworld. He's using smegma aelves mixed with eldar stuff. Cool dudes! He's got homebrew aspect warrior shrines and such things
>>97849322how do the sw have freeze rays anyway
>>97849330Farsight isn't the only T'au to have run afoul with the Ethereals and I'm sure the Ethereals themselves have sone degree of factionslism even if they provide a generally united front.
>>97849310Eldar don’t have even minor craftworld fans on the scale of successor chapters do
>>97849289See >>97849277First of all the "retcon" didn't happen in 8th, it happened with the 6th editio Black Legion supplement, which was the first book to actually describe most Black Crusades. Some already existed in the fluff (like the 12th), but most of them simply had like one phrase of description at best. They were very vague, but most descriptions stil agreed on the following points >They were devastating blows and Abaddon gained power from them>They were eventually pushed back by the Imperium Of course Chaos fan focused on the devastating blow part, while Imperium fans focused on the fact that they were eventually defeated.
>>97849339Why are you randomly mentioning blasties?
>>97849338Snakes don't have fur, retard
>>97849282I just want to see people do more army-wide wild conversions. People always talk about making shit like space lizardmen or space skaven but I rarely see them go through with it beyond a few models.
>>97849352Proofs?
>>97849355Nothing have minor subfaction fans on the scale of space marines.
>>97849355Anon I'm prerty sure successor chapters have more fans than ALL Craftworlds, major or minor.
>>97849325Niggas blame GW but it’s quite honestly this fanbase being anti elf for years
>>97849342Basically a squad vs an army of goons and a boss. Each turn you some klaxon counters to show how noise your kill team made. The idea was to complete an objective like plant a bomb, retrieve some plans, rescue someone or kill someone. Then you swapped and the other player was the kill team and you the goons.
>>97849346>What inspired the first, second and current Cadians if they drew inspiration from historical armies?Colonial Marines from Aliens which themselves draw heavily from American Vietnam War kit. >pic this nigga wearing MERDC
>>97849350They built heat rays wrong. On purpose.
>>97849145PDF doesn't have an army you can play, and if you did, it would just reuse the Guard.
>>97849280Xcom 2 activated something in people
>>97849373>Only book to prominently feature Eldar>They got their teeth kicked in by Space Wolves over a suit of armor>Said suit of armor is now Legends onlyLmao
>>97849322Why don't DEldar have some flash-freeze gun? Or some specific tailor made weapon to time stop the enemy? Something to capture alive, intact, without them even knowing they've been captured that way maximum surprise and torture after hauling them back?
>>97849364Farsight
>>97849373People disliked Eldar back then because they were comically OP during 6e and 7e. People dislike Eldar now because they've had 0 lore events in the last decade. The ynnari storyline died the moment the new CEO came on board and decided to save slaanesh. Ever since then Eldar have done NOTHINGThe Necrons have replaced the Eldar as the "pompous ancient xenos race that hates humanity but hates chaos and tyranids even more".
>>97849360there is a hesitation probably caused by 40ks insistence on fairly strict WYSIWYG culture. nobody wants to spend $800+ on a big conversion army just to take it to an event to show it off and get told ummm ahkshcually by some nerd about their base sizes or proxies and have some judge come over and tell them well technically the autist is right, pack it up. and i know thats a hypothetical that would almost assuredly not happen in a real world full of regular functioning adults, but given the state of the 40k tournament crowd and the levels of autism it would reach, i think a lot of people that would have done a cool custom army make the calculus that its just not worth the risk given how expensive and especially time consuming a project like that is.
>>97849355I feel like Iyanden as the ghost/corsair subfaction, Ulthwe as the Eldick Ulthran one, Biel-tan as the meme-tier nazi one but for elves are all notable. Maybe Saim-Hann since it's the default scheme.
My warband is split into a ton of different specialized roles to justify me using any legion’s ruleset I want for a given list
>>97849397>Ever since then Eldar have done NOTHINGFalse, they just recently showed up in The Maelstrom and got beaten to a pulp by Huron and the Red Corsairs.
>>97849396Yes. But where's the proof that he isn't the only one who has gone rogue?
>>97849387>picrelI know exactly who made this comic and they made some great porn comics
Another new box for us space marine chads.
>>97849392Their basic weapon throw poison that incapacitates the target.
>>97849389
Me? I've divided my army into different sub-faction controlled by one "boss" each. The bosses are like the Command & Conquer: General... generals
>>97849426Its called context, look into it.
>>97849415>the ATVSo that is not selling>3x jp intercessorsThese don't sell???
>>97849003Maybe mine aren't that bad?
>>97849426I didn't say that to make the Wolves look good, anon. It's like a furry beating up a cripple.
>>97849431>Make IG army>Compose it of platoons from different regimentssimple as
>>97849322What about an electric gun that lowers enemy temperature, because metal conductors transmit current better at cold temperatures. Heat causes atoms/molecules to vibrate with thermal energy. When the charge carriers (electrons) move through a conductor, they will interact with the vibrating atoms and be impeded, essentially reducing current flow. It's like less assholes on the road therefore your drive is smoother.
>>97849415Why do space marine vehicles universally have no suspension or ground clearance
>>97849401Those aren’t minor those are basically I’d argue “first founding” tier for eldar Minor would be Altansar or Yme-loc much more like minor marine successors.
>>97849142If the face still looks this shit with a godly paintjob it's not fine.
>>97849003
>>97849453There are people that look like this irl what do you mean
>>97849357An anon promised us he'd show off his new hellblasters
>>97849411Why do you need proof of something existing beforehand before you make a homebrew of it?
>>97849431Imperial Guard or Genestealer Cults. If you are playing 3rd/4th it's the same army so IG
>>97849447it annoys me toothey look better when they are grav based at this point
>>97849310The problem with Eldar is that they're such huge losers that making successful /dudes/ out of them feels out of character, and since nobody wants their /dudes/ to be losers people just don't make custom Eldar.
>>97849415This is how i Warthog.
>>97849466Why is the only primaris jet bike given to the literal who scars
>>97849463He claimed there were other Tau detractors. I've never heard of them. You can make up whatever you want, but I'm claiming Tau is hard to /yourdudes/
>>97849477BING BING WAHOO
>>97849477I dunno man, that looks more like a puma.
>>97849492It's clearly a Saladin.
>>97849481>why is the jet bike given to the legion whose entire identity is motorcyclesgee
>>97849481>>97849466I fear they don’t want to go down what happened in Horus heresy in that no one would bother with wheel bikes if jet bikes existed on mass
>>97849503These niggas zesty
>>97849492Why are we here?
>>97849438>>97849454>My guys are actually super nice!You fell for the trap, that square alone means they're cancer.
>>97849503Are those... Primaris knees????
>>97849513Just to suffer.
Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
>>97849466I am now sad that my Ghost, Sparrow, and Interceptor will never look like that.
>>97848618Just finished this guy
>>97849280snake women absolutely have tits, everyone knows
>>97849529You did a nice job anon, I love it.
>>97849516You might think they are cancer, but they'll still like you anyway. :)
>>97849529Pretty good
>>97849184No, Gav Thorpe took it upon himself to single-handedly tarnish the Eldar because he thought they were "too good". Since he is part of the old guard, GW just let him have free reign of their Black Library novels until the failure of the Ynari books finally made them step in.
The temptation to grab a box or two of Vanguard Vets before scalpers hit them when they go OOP is strong. >>97849003What if my chapter is Heresy Era Alpha Legion Blackshields(?) who secretly cook the books, ensuring that the High Lords use selected gene seed from "Dorn" to create a chapter. Otherwise nothing special or unique about them and they just do their own thing to fight Xenos and other enemies of the Imperium without knowing the truth behind their creation.
>>97849282Not techy enough.You'd do way better with one or multiple of these>one page rules saurian starhosts >claybeast creations starscales>diehard miniatures eru kin>red bard games space frogs
>>97849373They give us this and then some chaosfag in gw's lore team decided to take revenge for this humiliation
>>97849548For some reason, WHFB newfags defend his writing of Elves and Eldar. Especially the whole>I can kill off tons of them for each story even though they're a dying race because there are as many elves as the story demands
>>97849516Having a chapter that's nice to normal humans is fine.
>>97849452altansar has rangers though
>>97849572
TQ would be having Abaddon die inflicting a serious wound in the imperium, maybe killing a loyal primarch. Then Chaos has to retreat a bit dude to the inevitable conflict over who replaces him as warmaster.
>>97849571>because there are as many elves as the story demandsBut that's true?
>>97849275>How much shitting on do the Eldar get in each book?Some of the supposedly best Eldar combatants (Yvraine, the Yncarne, the Visarch, Jain Zar, Lelith Hesperax, and a Solitaire) get utterly humiliated by a single named Greater Daemon. Mind you, this isn't some BL author's personal fanfiction, it happens in a fucking campaign book focused on the Eldar.
How donut steal is my night lord splinter warband? I gave them warp based aura that works like scarecrow fear toxin and gives beings that are normally completely incapable of getting scared the ability to feel fear. I was inspired by that part in metal gear solid 4 where everyone has their trauma-inhibiting nanomachines forcibly turned off and they all have a complete mental breakdown
>>97848552>TQThe skaven show up out of a gnawhole after taking a right turn at Albuquerque
>>97849582They treat it as a good thing.
>>97849360This hobby is retard expensive and I recently feel like my liabilities vs. investment/asset ratio is unfavorable plus I've missed out on yet another lucrative stock trade because I was too hungover to be awake for the market open a week ago.Also hard to source either parts or reprints since people are faggy about it or scammy.I thought about making a meme Skaven/Hrud kill team like on this AI image but parts for Hrud stand ins like watchers in the dark are surprisingly expensive for a meme flavor unit that does nothing, and skaven themselves for a single box likewise are more expensive than they should be (though less than 40k).Ideas like exodites sit at the back of my head for years, but a little cheeky meme unit of elves on dinosaurs doesn't do much for me.
>>97849583>Some of the supposedly best Eldar combatants (Yvraine, the Yncarne, the Visarch, Jain Zar, Lelith Hesperax, and a Solitaire) get utterly humiliated by a single named Greater Daemon.That was so funny.>You were only fighting a shadow clone at 10% of my power!Eldar are mogged for life.
40k should unironically have its own End Times moment followed by a soft reboot (warhammer 50k)
>>97849415who does thsi appeal to?
>>97849609Hells Angels, idk
>>97849603That was called Gathering Storm
>>97849503flawless blades
>>97849609GW. They're selling off their leftover stock
>>97849360The only time I've done something beyond a squad is when I ended with free shit from someone that give his models away.Even buying recasted stuff just for kitbashing is way too expensive. Think my biggest kitbashing was my old stop gap SoB during 7th when I grabbed some statuestque heads, old dream forge heavy dudes and some heresy weapons.
>>97849609officially? people who like their space marines to go fast. unofficially? no one because there’s a bunch of trash stuffed in.
>>97849603>whole galaxy is engulfed by a warpstorm>the Imperium endures in the segmentum solar >rest of the galaxy has become a sandboxWa la! Want a system spanning empire for /yourdudes/? Go for it. Tau somewhere else than the eastern fringe? Yeah, they're spread out everywhere
>>97849596I considered doing a Skaven kill team too, but ended up stymied by being unable to find suitable leg pieces that were both suitably sci-fi and not too expensive to buy a bunch of (so acolyte hybrid legs were out)
This thread makes me feel ashamed to actually like space marines
>>97849644>Want a system spanning empire for /yourdudes/? Go for it. They have an entire half of the Galaxy for that but nobody does anything with it.
>>97849654don’t feel too bad, every army has their problems, its just really easy to make fun of space marines because they’re the most popular.
>>97849157I actually read Mike Brook's eldar books rather than regurgitate memes and I don't get the impression he hates eldar
>>97849657My guys are making their own Imperium up there.
>>97849003>lost in warp timeskipMore like fucking around as a fleet based chapter after getting their homeworld taken and have been desperately trying to recoup their losses>kills their primarisMore like refuses to accept any reinforcements because Cawl is not a primarch or the emperor and primaris probably have a deep flaw that will come to light aaaaaany minute now>super niceOnly because they're Salamanders
>>97849571He is still better than mike brooks
>>97849657Can I just say I feel nothing for 40ks maps. Like it’s literal space, I find it hard to care for them. I can barely care for terra as well, let alone any time ther planet like Armageddon
>>97849603I doubt that'd make money.
Alright anons, let me run this by you then>Chaos Eldar Craftworld>Pleasure Cult leader and her inner circle boarded a Craftworld as the Fall of the Eldar came to a head>During the Birth of Slaanesh, they began preaching of 'salvation' through worship of their new god>Successfully took over the ship and steered it back to the Eye Of Terror>Infidels were rounded up and sacrificed to Slaanesh as they crossed over into the Warp, with the Cult offering to serve for eternity>Cult leader attained Apotheosis and was granted dominion over the Daemon Craftworld>Society forms as crazed mix of ancient, esoteric, and technologically advanced attempts to chase sensations collide. Temples and Gladiator Pits and Nightclubs all combine in cities of silver and ivory amidst an eternal dusk within the vessel as the people relive and expand upon the final days of the Eldar Empire at its hedonistic heights>The vessel becomes a borderline prison for the Prince, who despite being abhorrently powerful is barred from leaving the Warp>Thousands of years pass before a CSM warband encounters the Daemon Craftworld. Its Lord meets and brokers a deal with the Daemon Prince; in exchange for her and her servants' aid, he would enact special rituals upon Imperial worlds to draw them into the Warp, and directly into the clutches of the Chaos Eldar.Good or bad?
>>97849670>and primaris probably have a deep flaw that will come to lightWhy do people even believe this? It's dumb, but it's also very cringe and lame.Just weird honestly.
>>97849695I'm implying that they're ultimately wrong and just being overly dogmaticI also just fucking hate primaris
>>97849690It's probably just autism.
>>97849664funny, because /myguys/ are up there killing heretics trying to secede from the imperium
>>97849630I should try this some time, though I think they would be more suited for neophytes...Across the Realms needs to do GSC soon, he OWES me sex
>ork book on cover>it’s actually just black Templars Le sigh.
>>97849397>Ever since then Eldar have done NOTHINGTwo loyalists primarchs came back, all the daemon primarchs came back, and all of them have also done NOTHING, there's a whole lot of NOTHING going on throughout the whole setting>The Necrons have replaced the Eldar as the "pompous ancient xenos race that hates humanity but hates chaos and tyranids even more".Not really the necron, are also doing a whole lot of nothing and a more concerned with getting their skin back than hating humanity, chaos, or tyranids, the silent king hates two of those things, but half the remaining necron leadership doesn't give a fuck about him
>>97849703Fair
>>97849593>>97849582Dogshit approach to writing them. Might as well write Marvelslop at this point
>>97849663I think he specifically dislikes the power structures of the Eldar: namely the Craftworlds Farseers and Vect. Seems like he likes the rebel spirit of the Drukhari and Corsairs quite a bit.
>>97849690They're ultimately just places for battles to occur on. It being Armageddon or Atria IV isn't that big a deal, beyond that more has been written about Armageddon.
I attempted some freehand banners
>>97849725>new whfbfags are the marvelslop audienceThat explains everything.
any decent SW formula that isn't transpride blue?
>>97849735
>>97849718And written by a guy called Denny Flowers...
>>97849740I'm guessing no?
>>97849717Escher and Goliath are way taller thats all.
>>97849709
>>97849740
>>97849745Light Blue or Light grey, pick one or the other.
>>97849735The HH Grey scheme?
>>97849761Those are some grey knights
>>97849726That's because he doesn't actually understand them. Voidscarred showed this with the main character being a whiny cunt over Farseers telling him not to attack a Chaos Cult, when that would never be his call to begin with, it would be an Autarch's, and an Autarch wouldn't potentially waste Eldar lives just to squash some random cult that wasn't a threat to the Craftworld.He wrote the Baron as an impulsive, rash, and short-sighted glory hound who didn't care about the people beneath him beyond how much power he felt ordering them around, and then tried to make that character sound better than regular Eldar to the point of the proper CWE lead literally being gay for him.
>>97849694It would basically make the inclusion of any aspect warriors entirely impossible, lore wise.
>>97849735>>97849761Successor Grey.https://eavy-archive.com/40k/space-marines/?modal=wolfspearPersonally I'd push them into a lighter icy white. VGC Wolf Grey is a good base.
>>97849587very snowflakey because it hinges on two changes, that are not obviously following from one another, and without a real explanation or drawback that feels natural to the setting say for example instead of a warp aura it was a peculiar piece of alien technology they snatched and incorporated, now you have a reason why others don't have it, and you can look for what alien race this thing could have been from or invent it yourself, also in a way that could explain getting around the fearlessness of othersor say, as another example, if the warp aura wasn't a random power they just happened to develop, but it was a very purposeful deal they made with a demonic patron because they were locked into a specific situation that warranted such faustian pact in exchange of something drastic, a significant loss, or a continuous malus of some kindthese two could even be linked, hear me out>night lords raid imperial world>the world turns out to be a necron tomb world>night lords are caught off guard by the robot legions, unprepared to deal with them and unable to retreat >they make a deal with a demon (fear themed step-daddy belakor?), they'll pledge allegiance to him, give him access for possession or direct control to a number of legionaries at all times, and in exchange the demon helps them strike into the bowels of the tomb world>there they crack open the vault of the large shard of the nightbringer the tomb world was keeping sealed, they use fell rituals to flay the necrodermis off it and shard it further >they fashion capes, relics and armour pieces of the still writhing necrodermis, barely contained by the chaos runes>with these they weaponize the nightbringer's terror over everything in reality, including necrons, including most demons who are repelled by the anti-warp properties of the realspace-god fragments, and including the tyranids, harmed because partially severed from their hive mind, letting them fall into panicking bestial instincts
>>97849694Yes
>>97849778I'm not using them as Eldar, I'm using them as allies and proxies for my CSM.
>>97849780it stays snowflakey, but it all emerges out of one asspull: the heist and use of a ctan shardbut you've got a good reason, a good price and a good mean (a powerful demon), and the nightbringer's nature already justifies the extents of the fear you want your dudes to bring furthermore, the above give you a foundation for connecting your models to your fluff: you can paint some weapons in your dudes arsenal as being made of a weirder metal to represent the ctan shard integrated into the weapon, you can use the flayed skin on the models and paint it silver, even just on one side, to make it look like the living metal necrodermis of the ctan, and you can also show the pact with the demon from the various demonic visages on the average chaos model's armor, and paint the mutant bits in a way that can instantly remind of the demon (keeping with the idea of belakor, the demonic faces can glow with its colours and the mutations can have the color of his skin)
>>97849717looks like a sister of battle body with GSC parts to make a tit stealer.
>>97849758>>97849761>it's transpride blue or space sharksi'm now remembering all the other reasons besides being gay furries that i didn't go with SW.i hope i'm not accidentally commiting a hate crime making a mutilated SW
It's always cool how a multi material thing suddenly looks nice when you prime it and it all comes together. Going to get started painting my knight, Lord Borzoth Wolfbutcher tommorow
>>97849791>looks like a sister of battle bodyIt's Inquisitor Greyfax.
>>97849663He seems more invested in using the Eldar as a vehicle to explore his personal politics and sexual fantasies than actually writing a good story about space elves.
>>97849793We don't want you
>>97849587extremely gay and retarded, anything that is "my dudes are so cool it makes your dudes do something out of character" is literal bottom of the barrel snowflake shit
But seriously, why are space wolves so gay coded?
>>97849803>Webut it's for the community collage, 'anon'
>>97849694I actually enjoy that the Aeldari DP can’t leave as that reads like a nod towards lore compliance due to the fact Chaos Eldar seem basically nonexistent nowadays. “My dudes’ leader normally literally can’t leave their planet” makes sense.
>>97849812furrism and neopaganism
>>97849795I've spent 3 years thinking about getting a knight, building a base for the knight. Getting little guardsmen who will be there screaming as the knight's foot comes down on him in the trenches, or maybe a gretchen on armageddon.
white scars and space wolves are both lame because "earth culture in space" is just lazy and feels like some kids home brew instead of a real part of the setting.
>>97849829Vikings and Mongols in space is cool and heavy metal
>>97849795>It's always cool how a multi material thing suddenly looks nice when you prime ityeah, i'm autistic too.looking good mushroom mushroom
>>97849812Know how people call certain things "safe horny" as a way to describe pieces of media that are sexual without being really transgressive or all that tantalizing?Space Wolves are safe masculine
>>97849785Then why have it be a Craftworld specifically? There are chaos Eldar on the Croneworlds, which is in the Eye of Terror, which is where CSM warbands hangout. It would make more sense than a Craftworld, most of which exist because their inhabitants wanted to get away from the pleasure cults, falling to Chaos.
>>97849775He doesn't understand the politics of Commoragh at all either and the insidious soft power that Vect wields there or that Lelith is already supposed to be a consummate politician as an extremely successful succubus of a major cult and not just a dumb barbarian who pushes headstrong through adversity with a blade like his waifu Gideon the Ninth.
I'm thinking of doing a Space Wolf successor. They'll have dark jade armour and be about witches.What name should I give them? I'm thinking along the lines of:Bane WolvesCurse MarkedAbyssal HuntersNull HoundsBut suggestions are welcome.
>>97849842Terms like "safe horny" are for fags.Just say softcore porn.
>>97848574Doesn't seem worse to me than playing against any other proxy or greytide/primedtide. I wouldn't mind proxying them as intercessors or sternguard vets.As long as they didn't do something stupid like saying "this group of SC marines with guns and shields are intercessors, but this other identical group of SC marines with guns and shields are assault intercessors, and this other group are reivers, and this other group are scouts (etc.)"
>>97849842Thats a good way to describe them. It's the space marine equivilant of a beard oil bacon guy from the early 10s.
>>97849860That isn't what it means.
>>97849870It does.
>>97849829What about batshit insane Khornate Slav that somehow joined the White Scars?
>>97849860you are blithering moron
>>97849842in what way are Space Wolves safe masculine but White Scars or Ultramarines or Imperial Fists are not?
I didn't really play 10th because my army sucked and now 11th is making it look like my army will suck again, guess I'll just paint.
>>97849842>Space Wolves are safe masculineand this is your follow up sentence to being horny?you're so fucking gay
The only reason the Wolves are spoken about so much and with such heinous vitriol is because when you're at the top of the mountain everyone wants to bring you down and replace you but if you stand firm and whether the storm you will only become stronger.
>>97849663Rly?
>>97849875This nigga was just playing mountain blande irl
>>97849877I'm not saying the other examples aren't, I'm just saying that it applies to SW the most
>>97849392>without them even knowing they've been capturedNot enough pain and suffering.
>>97849887>becauseof you, you're the reason, people don't like you because you don't belong here
>>97849887your mother blows old men to afford your knights and you don't have the common decency to paint them well
>>97849845Provides an easy and more isolated domain/lair for the Daemon Prince. In essence it has just become another Daemon World floating through the Warp, while retaining a more Eldar-centric theme than the typical ruins and possessed of Croneworlds. Rather than just being a shadow of the Eldar Empire's glory, it's a 'new direction' taken by a Pleasure Cult on a grand scale.It also provides the catalyst for the DP's apotheosis, as those trying to escape were massacred and sacrificed.
>>97849887
>>97849887is this how grok strokes your bruised ego?
>>97849852While I can't condone the color choices I do enjoy a proper Wolves connoisseur, I like the names you've chosen but to add one maybe something like the Howling Casters to include the witch aspect.
>>97849780>>97849788Thanks for the input. I was in the process of thinking about what kind of drawbacks and fluff they would have. This incorporation of the night bringer seems like a great idea
>>97849392It's better to let the stew in the dread of what's to come than just surprise them. Dark Eldar believe in a little foreplay before going straight into the live vivisections.
>>97849900>your mother blows old menWhy make things so personal and nasty? We can converse as gentlemen with differing tastes.
>>9784987740k and space marines in general kind of are, but space wolves embody it to a much greater degree by getting rid of all the tragic and grim dark elements of marines in favor of being "Cool and badass!" (for children and manchildren.)
>>97849838Only the way orks and chaos does it, not white scars and space wolves
>>97849872No it isn't retard. Sorry your brain is so low resolution you can't grasp the concept, I wont bother explaining it to you because you're clearly just a 'tard who wont understand it.
>>97849927but you can make all the hatred stop by just closing the thread and not coming back
>>97849888I can't believe someone would spend their time reading the schlock written by this fag. Naturally, we all shitpost on le chon for 8+ hours a day, but that’s because we've got an addiction
>>97849838It would be cool if it was cultures similar to mongols and vikings, not literally just mongols and vikings. That just feels excessively childish.
>>97849931The wolves are totally grim, have you seen there planet of death they live on? Ever animal is a giant beast ready to kill you and its colder than a witches tit.
GW is doing a good job of killing any desire i had to buy new SM models in 11th ngl.Pretty sure im just going to be painting deathguard and nids in 11th at this rate. Hopefully the new librarian atleast looks cool.
>after the great rift time passes differently in different parts of the galaxy so we can't have a unified dating system anymoreMust be some of the most retarded lore ever written.
>>97849944I belong here the same as you
>>97849644Space is full of empty where you can place whatever you need for your dudes. The galaxy has always been open for your dudes. Larper.
>>97849505But there's wheel bikes in 30k.
>>97849959stop ban evading and we'd see just how much you'd "belong"
>>97849959getting banned 2-4 times a day says otherwiseI maybe get one warning every month or so because I am not a stinky degenerate, you've been banned more times than I can count
>>97849812Honestly it made sense to make Werewolf Marines. Werewolves and Vampires fit Gothic aesthetics of Imperium.The problem is that werewolves never recovered from furfaggotry the way Vampires did from Twilight
>>97849949You dont know what grim means
>>97849842>>97849877>muh safe space for muh masculinityThat's pussy shit.
>>97849959>belongNope! Continued bans and post removals prove you it. Only reason you can still post here is because 4chan has no real way of preventing ban evading. Otherwise you would be permabanned like everywhere else lmao
>>97849860How pornographic something is has nothing to do with it being safehorny or not, it's entirely down to character design.
>>97849904I mean, whatever you think is coolest, go for it. I just consider the existing chaos Eldar in the lore underutilized; but they're also probably so horrifically mutated by warp energies that they no longer resemble "Eldar" at all.
>>97848552>tqDelete the Blood Angels. That or bring Sanguinius back to make blood angel players seethe at having their faction get ruined.
>>97849957this also applies to planets unaffected by the time distortion :) thank god! could you imagine writers having to fact check the timeline to ensure the universe is internally consistent? no one has time for that nonsense!
>>97849829What if we combine vikings and mongolians?
>>97850004It annoys me so much. I love having those timelines and knowing when stuff happened like in irl military records. Can't have shit like that in any new lore because reasons. Also god forbid any event is set before the fall of Cadia.
>>97849941>uhm akchuallyIt does. It's the same shit, it's just a faggy term made up by faggots for faggots.
On the topic of eldar I'd like for the May collage to be about dark-skinned eldar women.
>>97849842>Know how people call certain things "safe horny" as a way to describe pieces of media that are sexual without being really transgressive or all that tantalizingLike feet?
>>97849791That one is mine, it's Greyfax. The remains of the Primus were used to make a Reductus SaboteurSome escher acolytes though...
>>97850003>bring Sanguinius backFuck you. Bringing Sanguinius back would be like bringing Jesus back from the dead, it completely ruins his character and sacrifice.
>>97850014That will literally never happen
>>97850014good idea honestly
>>97850012You are stupid.
>>97850030>>97850031The duality of man.
>>97850028What if you gave his corpse to a good friend who will take good care of it?
>>97849887doakes.tiff
>>97850028>t.obviouslyneverreadhisbible
>>97850012That’s incorrect. “Safe horny” explicitly means stuff you can goon to as allowed by corporate.
>>97850037you mean the most obvious samefagging
>>97850028>would be like bringing Jesus back from the dead, it completely ruins his character and sacrifice.>posting this on today of all days
>>97849984you are so low IQ you fundamentally misunderstand what's being discussed
>>97850028Sangunior has existed forever, they're just gonna do that but big. Russ is probably first in line though, I cant imagine the new Bangels sold that well.
>>97850040What chapter would Doakes be in? What rank?
>>97850028Don't worry, I actually understood that this post was a joke.
>>97850050>misunderstandThat would imply I actually read either post. I didn't.
>>97850055He'd be in the Salamanders obviously and he would be a sergeant of course.
>>97850055He's black so space wolves
>>97850014too closed off. most anons don’t own eldar, so they’ll be forced to buy them just for the collage. its part of the reason why for april there’s a secondary option for “crucible character” if you don’t have any space wolf bits for “space wolf annihilation”. you could probably get away with a “dark skin” voting option though especially because it would be fun to paint black skin onto armies that normally don’t have dark skinned people in them.
>>97850068because he's a big guy? a lot of suspicion for a hired gun
>>97850068>he would be a sergeant of course.>mfw I completely forgot he was a sergeantI might be retarded.
>>97850084
Should I have chalky drybrushing on my dead Space Wolves collage?
Is 3 land raiders with 60 legionaries and 2 predators weak?
>>97850106Anon you have the mind of a librarian and the heart of Primarch.
>>97850106Blood angels are the gayest thing in the setting?
>>97850100>>why does he wear the mask?!?
>>97850042I feel like your first post did you an injustice because you wrote “while not being all that tantalizing”. The whole safe horny thing is about the opposite, it’s about being as tantalizing as possible whilst riding that line and just barely not crossing it so you (corporate) can market from the sex appeal but maintain just enough plausible deniability / naivety / innocence. The whole term safe horny is a criticism of that behavior. >>97850021Bingo
>>97850106They're tied with Black Templars for the blackest chapter. The whitest are BAngels and DAngels, as they're both 100% white.
>>97850119No that's space wolves
>>97850021It's a sad feeling when that game's players love censorship and threw money at the devs for lengthening skirts and removing panty shots.
>>97850119>UM>romans (gay)>SW>gay furries (double gay)>BA>vampire twinks (gay)>DA>in the closet homos (gay)Why are all the big Space Marine Chapters so gay?
>>97848552>>thread question:>How would you shake up 40k's setting in a radical or even deliberately terrible way?
>Blood angels are gay (straight)>Space wolves are gay (fury)>Dark angels are gay (homo)Don’t be made I don’t make the rules.
>>97850143Which does pic accurately describe?
>>97850156i think that's word bearers gay
>>97850143>Salamanders>niggers (Straight)
>>97850156
>>97850112Legionnaires are good paried with Chaos Lords because you can reroll wounds to fish for devestating wounds
>>97850156Blood Angel (l) greets a Dark Angel (r)
>>97850166>The weird, buff uncles that show up for holidays without any womenNah, they gay.
>>97850156normal space wolf greeting
>>97850143Something about being groomed as a child to join an all-male group just does something to you, I guess. One can only imagine the level of gachimuchi locker room shenanigans that happen your average fortress monastery.
>>97848574no because starcraft is boomer/millenial slop and was dogshit anyways, not to mention these are ugly just like their source material
>>97850123nta but I think the point of the term is to be overtly sexual but in ways that doesn't offend the Modern Audience (TM) which just ends up not really appealing to anyone but degenerates. Feet is the best example. Or the scene from wolfenstien (I think) where it's a fucking 40 year old muttoid woman with a dyke haircut covered in blood with her tits out. As opposed to something that is just horny while also having mass male appeal and not caring about corporate America's schizophrenic puritan standards (gacha games, vtubers, and most anime-adjacent stuff is usually the best example)So, with that in mind, Space Wolves are masculine in the lamest way possible while not showing toxic traits that are offensive to the flimsy $0¥facing male or twitter addict females that think the "wrong" kinds of aggression and hatred are heckin' problematic. They're also obvious Viking stand-ins so they're basically a magnet for >>97850133
>>97850106>Wolf wulferson on his wolf armor, wearing his trusted wolf axe, and with his wolf companion by his side>Also he's black with dreads
>>97850170doakes.jfif
>>97850235
They should make Space Marine models like this, that would get me to buy them
>>97850242Wank before posting, porn-addiction-san
>>97849829Yes I also watched that Ton and Don video and I disagree because bikes and mongols are badass.
>>97850242>the early 2000s no-shading fullbright shiny textured renderslop porn that always looks stiff and uglyyou need to log off and go work your job, elder millenial
>>97849890>>97849875people always talk about this guy but never about the american who became an emir in 19th century Afghanistan or the British guy who became a sultan in Borneo.
>>97849887no it's because there's an autistic fag in this thread who posts his shit everywhere.
>>97850250Do millennials even use 4chan anymore? I thought they all roped, got actual families, or moved on to real social media sites.
>>97850240Is that not Fjörk Manplápper?
>>97850261i fear with the amount of vitriol still posted against zoomers, we have quite a few 35+ year old ANCIENTS here
>>97849957>that mapOh so it isn't just an aos thing, GW is just all around awful at naming things if they can't just take real life stuff. "The tempest ocean", "the fire wastes" give me a break
>>97850261there's shading in the "no shading" picture so anon is probably a nomodels retard
>>97850261Why would I do literally any of the things you mentioned? Or rather, there are literally gen xers on this website, why do zoomzooms always think they're the only guys online? You're too old to be such a child.
>>97850244If it were a painted miniature of a lictor with bolted on tits, everybody would think it's great
>>97850268>35+Are you born in 1991 and trying to say 1991 is zoomer now. Lol. Lmao. Cmon unc, don't be so pathetic. 1998-2013, or you're not a zoomer.
these uncs are chopped
>>97848658All you have to do is look at the author when evaluating a BL book.>Guy HaleyIrredeemable steaming shit, neither read this nor consider it remotely canon.
>>97850304i was born in 2001 i just hate olds
>>97850268Most of the vitriol against zoomers is posted by zoomers
>>97850313i think i nutted for the first time in 2001
>>97850261>Do millennials even use 4chan anymore?We probably still use it more than zoomers, most of them are on tiktok and instagram and shit, they don't vibe with old imageboards.
>>97850299all the shadows are placed correctly, the severity is an artistic choice. you know nothing about this because you have no minis.the random flailing aboit old people just makes you look paranoid and retarded
>>97850318supposedly a lot of anti-troon posting like ywnbaw is posted by troons themselves, so that checks out. Misery loves company I guess.
>>97850261Couldn't have my phone at work for a few years but I did have access to a regular content-filtered browser. I tried the "real" social media sites but they're all fucking horrendous. 4chan might be flush with normalniggers after the 2016 election but it's nowhere near as bad as places like Twitter or Reddit. Just a constant torrent of the most banal and uninteresting posts you could possibly read. You have no idea how fucking awful it is to have an algorithm constantly shoving shit in your face, forcing you to game the system trying to get it to show you shit you actually want to see instead of 300000 vtuber posts because you clicked on one 2 weeks ago.
>>97850295I wouldn't because I don't have a crippling porn addiction
>>97850240
>>9785034599% of the people bitching about shit like this online are unlovable obese women or projecting coomers. So which one are you?
>>97850333just random flailing for any insult your pea brain can muster, because you have no ammunition, because you do not paint minis. see how fast you moved the posts from "there's no shading" to "I don't like the shading"?twitter posting human parody
I'm thinking about adding a banner to my collage project. Held by a marine malevolent guy standing on a pile of dead Space wolves. Got any suggestions for what it should say?
This thread is about Warhammer Forty-Thousand btw
>>97850385death to sloppers
>>97850385something among the lines of “death to muties/mutants”
>>97850396cry about it
>>97850385Kill the mutant. It already exists in 40k lore.
>>97850385Posting from your IP address has been blocked due to abuse
>>97850411I mean that's what you should put on the banner,
>>97850385"Yiffe in thou warp"
>>97850422Oh. I appear to be retarded.
>>97850418I am unironically looking forward to your absolute fucking breakdown when the collage ends up having a lot of submissions with dead furfags
>>97850428Why are leman's parents still alive in that art, Magnus butchered them during that fight
What paints are you guys using for the space wolf in your collage piece?
>>97850428>the only time russ won against a primarch was when the other one basically wanted to lose
clean it up janiggersthink we'll ever see harlequins again or is it over?
>>97850418
>>97850434not that anon, but that’s what’s meant to be on the banner…
>>97850451I just used what i had on hand and it worked out pretty alright, just need to figre out shoulder pad colours i guess>Admech grey base>Aethermatic Blue>Fenris grey drybrush
>>97850455Did he really lose every other time?
>>97850451I have TTCs grey-blue triad so probably those.
>>97850483The Wolf head is facing the wrong way.
>>97850508it's from the deathwatch kit and my care to get space wolf iconography correct is almost 0
>>97850519>it's from the deathwatch kitIt's intended for the other shoulder in that case.Marines have their heraldic animals facing forward.
>>97850527chalk it up to the space wolf iron priest being a dumb cunt then.
>>97850527did you miss the part where he said he doesn't give a fuck
>>97850492No he didn't these are lorelets stirring shit
>>97850123>>97850123Anon, I apologize. I wasn’t the one you were initially responding to, I just jumped in to clarify since both of you were getting kind of heated. In any case, “safe for corporate” levels of horny includes muscle mommy stuff (Femstodes) and >50yo-looking women (Dimitrescu) for obvious reasons. Not trying to make a moral evaluation about them, more that they basically fall under such an umbrella. Most anything else would get you jumped in an alley by /pol/tards or /leftypol/tards.
>>97850434You sound unwell anon
>>97850492Yeah, he even lostteh fight with the Lion that he started with a sucker punch.Russ is very black coded.
>>97850556They fought for over 24 hours str8 and Russ just quit because he realized neither were going to beat each other without having to kill one another so he laughed and the Lion thought he was laughing at him so he popped him in the chin.
>>97850554ironic
>>97850434man, when decalfag is finally gone the madness and paranoia surrounding whether he’s still here will be ben tier.
>>97850565>he gave up and got the shit smacked out of him but he still didn't lose okay
>>97850570>finally gone
>>97850565you really come up with the funniest copes
>>97850565He started a fight because he got angry the the Lion "stole his kill", then he realised he was a retard for starting the fight and laugh which he proceeded to get a taste of his own medicine by getting hit up side the head, but since the Lion is stronger than russ he got knocked the fuck out.
>>97850570That'll never happen, this is all he's got left.
>>97850582Its literally written in the books what the hell are you talking about copes?
>>97850585its so funny that hes such a sperg hes banned everywhere both online and irl
>>97848695Well on the flipside, any conflict quelled by just the PDF couldn't be that noteworthy.
>>97850598So what did you think of the new Marines release today anon?
>one primaris model gets released>thread blows upThe state of these generals
>>97850644Great post anon, all around stellar performance.
>>97850644I'm going to put a proper MkX helmet on him, but I think he looks good.
>>97850644Not a marinefag but it's inferior to what Marines had before. Nevermind the old VanVets, Bladeguards and Sternguards mog it hard.
>>97850570he probably is already gone and we just have a bunch of people taking up the mantle to troll
>>97850659shut the fuck up, ban evader
>>97850684he continuously posts timestamps
>>97850684Nah, he posted a timestamp just a couple days ago. He literally has nowhere else to go, he'll cling to this place at all costs like a desperate faggot that he is
>>97850260You literally don’t know anything
I don't really get it. Isn't that just the assault marine captain with jump pack model again?
>>97850695What a miserable person you are
>>97848618I finished up my assassin.
>>97850322the term zoomer doesn't mean anything, anon (aged 25) has nothing in common with the wild teen animals roaming youtube comments sections posting like a barely literate animal.>das some cheugy ahhh type shit fr ong no cap bruh
Did eldar originate from primates, like humans? Before the old ones uplifted them I mean
>>97850702Rich, coming from someone who shits on everyone's collage projects and other communal things.
>>97850715Gee I wonder why
>>97850702sounds like a projection from someone that stays in a place where he's universally hated because he can't go anywhere else lmao
>>97850714No, primates come from Earth.
>>97850714Eldar didn't exist before they were 'uplifted'. The Old Ones made them from scratch.
>>97850719Oh ok awesome, hey what did you think of the new Marines release?
>>97850709Very nice, anon. I like the blues.
>>97850717because decalfag is a stinky nogames, and he's been over ridden with jealousy of any human comradery ever since he's been banned from everything he's walked near?
>>97850719>can't go anywhere elseWon't* go anywhere else. He hasn't exhausted all the options, he just got banned from reddit, came here, now refuses to leave even after turning the whole thread against him.
>>97848618Finally picked up the servo arm I needed to start my collage character.
>>97850709>White Assassin>Blue lenses>GingerI know it's mostly for the Starcraft reference but God tier tastes regardless
>>97850732Everyone hates you and your pathetic childish cartoons I hope you know.
>>97850745Rich, coming from someone who's so hated that the collage for the month is about dunking on him.
>>97850729Looks good.
>>97850745drawanon is cute, you're just mad you've made yourself the butt of every joke unless it's russ's butt getting pounded
>>97850709Damn dude, she looks awesome, I love it when people go their own way with color schemes on the vindicare and callidus.
>>97850709AI generated base
>>97850745People reposting my anti mutant art makes me happy :)I have a few memes that people saved even though I am a piss poor artist but it gives me some happiness.>>97850766>>97850709I have a recast of this model assembled but I'm not sure how I want to paint it yet. I was thinking of doing a red latex with green lenses but that might not be stealthy enough. Also the classic black for Aeon Flux vibes is good too. I love the blue color.
>>97850779what a stange thing to say
>>97850745>Everyone hates you and your pathetic childish cartoons I hope you know.
>>97850745Im kind of inspired and think Ill start making decalfag drawings too actually, he's such an amusing lolcow.
>>97850709super cool and, ther white suit was a great choice and the cool shadows look great. The orange on the hair and base works as a nice frame for the assasin herself.
>>97850789It doesn't even look like the model.
>>97850709How do Inquisitors manage to get anything done with these gals around?
>>97850815They're invisible and disguised as ugly people the vast majority of the time.
>>97850709Is that you, gsc anon?
>>97850809it's just some extra stuff put around the tactical rock that comes with model.If you think people putting extra effort into their basing is Ai you're probably retarded.
>>97850766It makes sense, they excel enough at stealth/disguise that they should be able to really wear any colours they like. Black is the boring uncreative option to paint them in>>97850815They're not pornsick coombrained retards? They have more important shit in their minds.
>>97850803>lolcow Nobody cares about this bs, stay in your discord.
>>97850779@grok is this true?
>>97850826I've generated a bunch of base ideas for my models with chatgpt and that is an AI generated base if I've ever seen one.
>>97850848What to do you think ai is trained on...
>>97850848>I abuse AI and therefore so does everyone else!Anon, you can see the OG pillar in the rubble. They just glued extra shit around it, open your eyes and use your sloppa-crusted brain for once
>>97850857Oh so NOW we're pretending that AI generated images aren't really obvious? I thought everybody was saying the opposite. Guess I can't keep up.
>>97850867You're leaps in logic are astounding, truly.
>>97850848You are literally fucking retarded.
>>97850836>nobody you literally don't speak for anyone in this thread other than yourself you dumb motherfucker
>>97850886I agree with him. Carping on about the decalmutant is worse than the decalmutant himself.
>>97850893>i agree with myself
>>97850893Ty king
>>97850893
you ca see where the AI has gone into it and changes it
>>97850903>>97850848
>>97850893we saw him samefagging an eldar spergout last thread, ignoring him doesnt work and never will
>>97850903You're just wrong. It's the default base that's been added to.
I'm just going to ignore whatever the hell the ai base discourse is for my own sanity.>>97850766>>97850743>>97850730>>97850806Thanks anons.>>97850781I feel like the problem is that just the suit, especially the eyes is a little easy to go too far into superhero territory. If you did Red latex, but sort of painted in the plugsuit details like she was Asuka or something that might look interesting though. The model is tiny af though so freehanding is hard. I don't know how I managed to do such tiny lines on the little glowie bit on her leg.>>97850825Hell, I don't know what that means, so probably not.
>>97850901Except instead it's more like the weed draws strength from your complaining.
>>97850745Drawanon is based though?
>>97848552>TQI would reveal that Crawl is a traitor, who has secretly been manipulating Big Bobby G unknowingly producing a huge portion of primaris that are infected with the order 67 gene, and when activated they all defect producing the biggest schism since the heresy. Additionally I would have Calgar, who doesn’t believe Big Bobby Gs innocence, slay his father in single combat and retake his spot as the head of the Ultramrines.
no ican hear the nosie.s
Bad image, but what do you think of gold chains on my wardog? I'm kind of liking it
>>97850938It... looks like gold?
>>97850910This is a lie
It insists upon itself
>>97850938They sure are gold
It enshits upon itself
>>97850938How can I politely tell you a way that you should do this that will look better, but requires you to paint over it all and start again, WITHOUT killing your enthusiasm, which I do love to see?
Remember that only by failing and doing poorly do you get better
>>97850938I can also tell you an in between method, where you don't have to restart, though it won't look quite as good.
>>97850975If true I would be the most skilled human alive in every domain at this point.
>>97850963Holy autism, Bambam. Instead of all those words that amount to nothing you could've just given your advice and anon could make up his own mind whether to follow it or not
>>97850934yes this is terrible thanks
>>97850981He didn't ask for advice. It's rude to just assume everybody wants you to tell them what to do.
>>97850993He asked what people thought, I'm sure he's a big boy and can take it. In all the three posts you've made about this you could've just given the damn advice
The new Van Vet was a little underwhelming, hopefully the multi-part kit has all the absurd ornamentation that makes Vets interesting.
>>97851011I'm a big guy and can take it, I want to improveWhat I'm having trouble with most is correct thinning
>>97850938I was hoping to see a wolf helm on those chains desu
>>97850938depends on the color of the overall wardog, but if its meant to be purple or pink, then I’d say its pimpin’.
>in order to avoid falling to khorne the blood drinkers made a pact with tzeentch200 IQ move right there
>>97851162He got the Soul Drinkers too. Its Tzeentch's 4D chess cry for help about his alcoholism.
>>97851140Because your mind is less developed than a Rhesus monkey brain.
>>97851162I know they all will eventually fuck you over in some way, but I think tzeentch is the better pick for worship overall compared to khorne.
Who's baking? I'm currently working or I would
>>97851182Nobody talks like this.
>>97851189I'll do it
>>97851195Shh
>>97851195autism is a pathway to speech patterns incomprehensible to any mere neurotypical.
baked >>97851203>>97851203>>97851203
