Shovel EditionPrevious: >>97845263>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Gay Bolashttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: Do you refuse to use shovels that aren't ShovelCo brand?
>>97852532Me too. Problem is that retard drew that card because he got called out and he has ub cards. So he's clearly a tranny and never used these self drawn proxies
*kills you*
>>97852686Why does fucking everything have to have weird ward costs nowadays? It's already an uncommon 4 mana 4/4 with upside, why the fuck did it need ward-pay 3 life?
>>97852693so that the crazy combo player gets at least something out of it when his commander gets removed
>>97852686doesn't go infinite anyway, so why bother?
>>97852693WotC is too scared to give Hexproof to anything halfway decent so Ward is their middle ground
I can't believe swordfag was thread sabre all this time.. not like this
>>97852696CATCH THIS X20 FIREBALL
Is it true that because autistics struggle with faces they don't understand that the new Strixhaven symbol is an owl face?
>>97852707They don't struggle with physical identification, they struggle with understanding underlying messages n shit, like not knowing sarcasm or when something is supposed to be funny and you should laugh. Some *do* struggle with looking at stuff though, like faces/into the eyes/into cameras>t. brother is autistic
>>97852686another perfectly fine bracket 2 infinite hehe
>>97852686Spellslinging is the trooniest archetype in the game.
>>97852736Wrong, it's theft. Trannies get off on violating others, they experience a thrill from the rules compelling you to allow them to play your stuff and search your deck.Every time I have ever seen a tranny play Bribery they always have the biggest smirk on their faces.
to answer the thread question, no in fact I only use non-shovelco shovels if the shovel costs more than $10. I also won't buy special shovelco shovels only made in 1993 so I will instead buy brand new ones from CHY_NA and jangle them around with my other shovelco terrain shovels until it looks like a hardy ol' 1993 shovelco shovel. then I will use them in a shovelco tournament(you can't tell the difference, and thats a good thing!). And win
>>97852763>they experience a thrill from the rules compelling you to allow them to play your stuff and search your deck.Shit all I do is run Threaten cards, that sounds dumb as fuck. No way am I handing over my entire fucking deck to someone>OOPS I """""accidentally""""" dropped your cards teeheeI would fucking rage. Assault would probably be committed.
>>97852707I think they just associate owls with Harry Potter and Harry Potter with JK Rowling who reminds them that they will never be a woman
>>97852768>No way am I handing over my entire fucking deck to someoneToo bad the rules say you have to
>>97852693>Why
>>97852772Nope. Scooping and getting the fuck away from that player
>card delivery day>postman rings the intercom>fucking buzzer button won't work>can't let him in>he just fucking leaves>doesn't even try any of my neighbors (I'd know, I can hear when the intercom rings in other flats)This is the 2nd fucking time this guy has done this, it's really starting to piss me off.
>>97852795sounds like a you problem. basedpostmanpat just did his job and doesn't need to give a fuck
>>97852795fix the intercom, nigger?
>>97852803Epic bait, quality post>>978528051. It's not always broken, it only seems break when this specific guy is delivering. Last time it happened, the intercom was working literally the next day and every day since.2. Oh yeah hol' up I forgot it was within my power to compel the building manager to work. Boy I sure am glad I don't have to raise tickets and wait for them to be done whenever the manager gets around to it!!!Faggots, the pair of you.
>>97852823>leave out crucial info>get mad when called outtotal nigger behaviour
>>97852823>living in an apartment in 2026grim
>>97852823>it only seems break when this specific guy is deliveringaaaaaaand im talking to a woman or a turbo low t "male"
>>97852823>Oh yeah hol' up I forgot it was within my power to compel the building manager to work. Boy I sure am glad I don't have to raise tickets and wait for them to be done whenever the manager gets around to it!!!you depend on others to get shit done.jfc, do also ask for help when u need to change a light bulb? don’t answer that...
>>97852823You ain't surviving the apocalypse
POST GOOD ARTKINO EDISH #420
>>97852878We love 9th edition here.
>>97852857>>97852847>>97852842>>97852840>>97852837This general more than I have ever seen in any other thread on this site is obsessed with telling people that they are in the wrong when they tell a story.It's legitimately fascinating. Someone could greentext about how a diagnosed psychopath targeted them due to a schizophrenic delusion, killed their family, burned every possession they have, and /edhg/ niggas would just be like>that's what you get for caring about stuff
>does the deck "do the thing" efficiently>does the deck get you a win with as little jank as possibleIf you answered yes to both questions, your deck is good. Anyone who cries "edhrec slop!" or some variant of it is just admitting your deck is built correctly and efficiently.
>>97852944oh huh, never realized he didn't have a hand. Thought it was a normal squirrel
>>97852916>diagnosed psychopath targeted them due to a schizophrenic delusion, killed their family, burned every possession they haveBuy a gun and stop being a pussy>but my country has weapon control lawsSucks to suck. Not having a weapon didn't stop the based psycho. The weak must fear the strong.
>>97852763Everybody knows Bribery. Nobody remembers Acquire.
>>97852878>Karplusan legend told of an orc so cruel that he burned his own followers in rage—yet so revered that they rose from their pyres to serve him.
>>97852608>TQI still don't get why this upsets people. If the chink fakes are close enough to duplicate the look and feel of the real thing, why buy the real thing? These are a good example.>same thickness, size, and weight as real cards>same bend and surface feel>same exact ink color>functions identically in terms of gameplay>cost $10 for all of them>literally impossible to tell they're fake unless you unsleeve them and check them with a loupe
>>97852997Black beats them both
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
I'm sure nothing will go wrong with this.
>>97853052Sidegrade at best desu senpai
>>97852693For Standard, I'm guessing.Ward pay 3 life is better in Standard than ward 1 or maybe even 2.
>>97853059>doesn't specify untapped lands>spell is basically 2cmc to get 2 landsGEE GREEN WHY DOES WOTC LET YOU GET *TWO* FREE LANDS
>>97852916This thread went to shit after the UB shit went mainstream. This site in general has gotten worse.
>>97853059>Big HarrowNeat.
>>97853082I'm going to be real with you chief I've been here since the start the site's been absolute shit since around 2014, then got even worse post 2016 when everywhere on the internet kicked all their resident retards out to become IPOs or whatever. This general has always been filled with schizos too.>>97853049It's a mix of>I spent money so you should too>you're devaluing my experience by avoiding the gambling roulette>you just want to proxy for powerI never cared if people proxied but WoTC lost any real argument for it post the 30th year anniversary proxies and literally5lands secret lair shit.
>>97852696>doesn’t go infinite>cast reverberate >make treasure>sac treasure to copy reverberate>reverberate copies reverberate copies…>infinite treasures
>>97853123>need 1 very specific spell to make it workwow guys we broke copying reverberate! the point i was making is that the actual pairing doesn't do anything special or even very good, you get the copy and get 1 additional treasure ***UNLESS*** it's Reverberate or one of the other 3 spells that are identical to it. Clearly since he's implying it "*kills u*" he doesn't mean to do that because that isn't even a payoff that kills anyone, he needs yet another piece, making a what, 4 card combo? Terrifying.
>>97853118Yeah, but at least threads weren't just the same handful of anons making the same handful of posts.>>97853123Just copy Lightning Bolt you retards.
>>97853076>>97853101>put them onto the battlefield tappedFucking ESL hours
>>97853144Copying Lightning bolt would just result in 1 additional lightning bolt and 1 additional treasure. The first dork wizard doesn't copy copies, only casts, copying on the stack doesn't cast. Easy mistake to make.
>>97853154Never said it went infinite, just saying the interaction isn't headache-inducing. Just go for value and the combo is busted enough.
>>97853153I know, but Harrow is the closest comparison I can think of since I forgot about Cycle of Renewal and the other fixed harrows.
>>97853161That's completely fair. Using it to simply get a strong double up for effectively free is beyond good enough.
>>97853154>>97853144>>97853118>>97853082>>97852916look at these 2 vaginas talking about how manhandled they got.
So how are you supposed to interpret this as a spell? Sacrifice spells are pretty dark, so I’m assuming the bullied character comes back and shoots up the school? Causing the loss of life and the creatures who bullied her are sacrificed to bullets?
>>97853164That's more what I was going for. At best you combo off for infinite mana and swing Storm-Kiln for lethal at someone. At worst, every instant and sorcery you cast optionally gets a free copy. and treasure. That's already strong enough if the quality of your spells is a high enough.
>>97853194this is the "pox" card that subhuman kike was talking about?
>>97853194yes, american game for american ppl
>>97853194I figure the sacrifice is meant to be interpreted as"Pick a friend to no longer be friends with this person"
>>97853188If you won the argument you wouldn't need to post.
>>97852878
>>97853213Tezzy was the best part of that set.
>>97853206Yeah that’s reasonable for 8 creatures to die. Naw, I don’t think you are media literate. Look at the tears and pure unbridled rage, it’s clearly inspired by ‘the fallen angel’, and we both know what he got up to after betraying god
>>97853214i really like Sami, felt he was a well developed character and a nice arc.
If you give him Double Strike does he trigger twice?
>>97853224yes
>>97853224Yeah
>>97853224IIRC it does since it says on combat damage instead of on attack
>>97853203No, the pox card he was talking about was probably the prepared creature that casts pox.
>>97853224Anything that says "deals combat damage to a player" can be triggered twice with double strike, yeah.
>>97853224Order of events:First strike damage goes through (double strike hits FS + normal damage timings)First damage trigger occurs. Resolve effect.Regular combat damage timing occurs.Additional damage trigger occurs.I'm laying this out since, if you're asking, you might slip up and first try to saceifice an attacking creature before it deals normal combat damage.
I was hoping a lot of lessons would drop for Grand Lotus Iroh but I haven't seen much
>>97853238morning, thread sabre. how was /sdg/ on trash? fucked a lot of dogs lately?
>>97853223>heI know you're playing me, but Sami almost gets everyone killed for a fucking cat that was never in any danger and is only saved from being worst character because of stronk black girl #32
>>97853249
>>97853254Did that actually happen? I didn't read the EoE stuff, I've practically avoided all of the magic written lore since mid Zendikar other than flavor texts, obviously.
>>97853257He replied directly to the tripfag so he's probably talking to the tripfag. Weird question.
>>97853049which are those from? the ones I got look good under a loupe
>>97853263Nta but I have swordfag filtered so for me it was just a schizopost in the dark.
>>97853076literal groomers of the coast propping up green
Post MtG reaction pics. Official sources preferred.
>>97853278>>97853263caught him posting the exact same style gens he posted last thread on a dogfucker thread and I'm taking him down with me
>>97853249I wish bud, not as of late, but I did do some requests for Sabre getting railed by Eeveelutions the other day.>>97853257I *think* he might be talking to me, trying to make some kind of weird crossboard drama with /trash/ of all places?>>97853287Someone posted some like this once and I couldn't resist saving it. Do not remember which card it was cropped from.
>>97853262Yeah. The plot to EoE:>Sami is a fabulous heckin valid they/them that's lost all their contacts friends and family except for Tannuk because they've been searching for their fucking cat. Cats in EoE can apparently teleport short distances. The cat got spooked at some point and teleported off the ship. Sami has spent YEARS searching for it.>Because they're broke, Sami and Tannuk take a job from a wizard(Tezzy) to go find the Endstone, which can warp reality.>Eldrazi are the explanation for the Fermian Paradox in EoE(actually pretty cool)>a bunch of shit happens with black hole and sun cultists(Alpharael and the black chick in the sun armor). >TFW Tezzeret can command metal in a plane where spacesuits are mandatory>Eldrazi get summoned and begin destroying a big space station chasing Sami and everyone. Tannuk nearly sacrifices himself to give Sami a chance and he finds the stupid fucking cat and practically ditches Tannuk to try and save it, almost dooming everyone to eldrazi, but the cat fucks off and takes the decision away anyway(lol)>Tezzeret hands off the endstone to some weird time displacement alien, the end.
soo, nothing wrong with fucking dogs I guess?I blame UB
>>97853305What do you want, people to freak out that a furry exists on 4chan?
>>97853311found the furry
>>97853312I have awful news to break to you. Most people who participate in Magic: The Gathering and any hobby on /tg/ are autistic. Do you know who else has a higher rate of autism? That's right. My Mom.
>>97853215I keep forgetting Jews of the Coast is american, you might be right that this is just a school shooter situation.
>>97853311This is why the game is becoming shit. You refuse to gatekeep any degenerate.
>>97853303Jesus christ that sounds astonishingly awful aside from the cool Eldrazi twist. I wish they'd have left Kavu alone as the weird animals Dominaria vomits out, but even then. So he didn't even get the fucking cat back?? >Tezzeret can control metal>everyone needs a space suitHe's like god out there isn't he? Have a dragon for humoring my constant questions.
>>97853321Those degenerates are the only ones keeping the company afloat at this point
>>97853321then LEAVE
>>97853333Not him but No.This species thrive on conflict and I am here to advance the game.
>>97853329>>97853333>give up at the slightest inconvenienceif berating on literal rapists is ruining your fun then I'll make damn sure to make your time in this community miserable just like how you made mine. you are welcome
>>97853333uh oh melty time
>>97853361Who are the "literal rapists" in this equation?
>>97853327The setting is good, and the Kavu are pretty cool as a species in it. Tannuk is pure bro-tier. They've got a pretty strict code of ethics and their planet is cracked in half so that's cool.>so he didn't even get the fucking cat backiirc it comes back at the very end to put a bow on the story.>He's like god out there isn't he?The bad guy black hole cultists have these big powerhouse dudes wearing armor that have black holes in it that let them fuck up everything else in the setting. One of the best scenes is Tezzeret just crumples it like a tin can and moves on.>also funny scene where Tezz cannot figure out how to use a fucking iPad because he's a wizard.His ship is just metal he formed around him and uses magic to accelerate too. in EoE they don't really have magic so him just doing magic shit keeps throwing them off.Honestly EoE had a pretty good story outside of Sami and Haliya.Those characters are just so unlikeable though.
>>97853370Alright just imagining Tezzeret pulling an Indiana Jones on a guy makes me wanna take a peek sometime. Thanks again, that's hysterical to imagine.
>>97853370>Those characters are just so unlikeable though.reddit says otherwise, chud :)
>>97852608>TQ: Do you refuse to use shovels that aren't ShovelCo brand?of course, because only ShovelCo can legitimately give me the UBs I wantNot ChinaNot Timmy with his printerOnly ShovelCo
>>97853370>Honestly EoE had a pretty good story outside of Sami and Haliya.>Those characters are just so unlikeablethis is why mtg IP keeps failing
>>97853270Usea. The fronts look perfect and pass a loupe examine, but the back will fail the green dot test and the saw tooth test.
>>97853049>>97853483>I still don't get why this upsets people. If the chink fakes are close enough to duplicate the look and feel of the real thing, why buy the real thing?Because only a naive person thinks people buy genuine product simply for product and not to get cards that everyone will agree is not a custom card and will follow what's written on it>cards designed and developed out of timmy's head? I sleep>cards that came out of timmy's printer? Real shit!!
>>97853049>I still don't get why this upsets people. If the chink fakes are close enough to duplicate the look and feel of the real thing, why buy the real thing? as long as you don't try to pass them as genuine articles or try to sell them as one, I don't have issues with chink proxies. In fact, I encourage themas a cedh player proxies are kinda mandatory
>>97853520Technically speaking proxies are only mandatory for RLNot that i'm trying to rain on cedh's parade but it makes me skittish that having such high entry fee high stake tournaments going on with basically fake cards is just a stone's throw away from gambling
>>97853059>better harrow>allows a 1HK if you didn't miss your land dropGreen Queen can't stop winning.
>>97853543You did it, anon! You beat one guy at a table where nobody can remove a 2-toughness creature by turn 4!
>>97853520>as long as you don't try to pass them as genuine articles or try to sell them as oneHell no I'm not trying to scam people. I just don't want to sell a kidney to play some cardboard.
Any more cards like picrel and Spinning Wheel Kick in Abzan colors? Looking for a way to use my big creatures as removal in a more efficient way than single target fight'n'bite.
>>97853572It's fine to be F2P, just dont be surprised to see the game go in the direction that paying customers want *cough UB*, inb4 paypiggies
>>97853321The fuck you think we can do about it, spam every thread with off topic pissbabying because some anon who isn't even being annoying likes something that rustles your poltard jimmies?The battle to keep freakshit out of nerdshit was lost long before you were even born faggot. If interacting with troons, furries, lolicons, etc genuinely pisses you off you're on the absolute wrong site and playing the absolute wrong game. Make peace with that or leave.
>>97853572that's fair, as a guy who owns a few expensive ass cards, I'm sure as hell not gonna buy a playset of them just to have more than one high-power deck
>>97853585
>>97853556>turn 4>in a deck built around landfall
>>97853592nice demoralization tactic
>>97853590That's fine. I'm not a cringe manchild so UB doesn't make me seethe.
>>97853604Thanks but I'm looking for things that can hit more than one target.
>>97853621I should've guessed that since you specifically mentioned Wheel Kick
>>97853615>asking me what we can do to solve a problem that's unsolvable and isn't worth worrying about in the first place anyways is heckin demoralization!! don't heckin demoralize me bro!Post decks or stop being pic related in every thread.
>>97853608>>97853543>>allows a 1HK if you didn't miss your land dropNo u. Reread your own post redditnigger.Best case you're hitting it T3 and getting marked as the table archenemy for the rest of the game and praying that nobody has countermagic on hand.
>>97853567>>97853543>>97853590Oh, look, 10:30.Time for squirrelfag to be unfunny and autistic.
>>97853321You seem to misunderstand, you are the degenerate being gatekept. You are unwanted and unneeded, find a different community to infest
>>97853641
>>97853663>Say the line squirrelfag!>>Poopdickschizo>Yay!
>>97853631>a problem that's unsolvableNTA but the mental illness epidemic is solvable, just in a slow and different way>isn't worth worrying about in the first place anywaysit wouldn't be called an illness if it wasn't worth worrying about
>>97853615>you need to validate my outdated and frankly retarded world views or you're trying to "demoralize" meFeel free to stand on principle or maybe just go do things you like because JotC is way past needing any of us or caring about what we want. Vote with wallet or go elsewhere.
>>97852608>like digging holes in me backyard>design and build me own shovel for casual digging>imitate the design of a shovelco shovel™ because I think they have some neat ideas, but I don't like their lootbox mechanic and spend thousands to get the design I want>show up with me custom shovel to a dwarf meetup and show off me shovel>everyone is happy that they got another digger for today and we dig together for hours >come back exhausted and log onto me favorite hole message board>another thread reached stone tablet limit because the resident faggot elf who doesn't even dig keeps arguing with the dwarves how using off-brand shovels makes you gay for himFUCK YOU FAGGOT ELF GO BACK
>>97853682This one is pretty based
>>97853682shit, that's good
>>97853688>essay>basically i don't like (insert business practice of a game based on artificial scarcity) and so i want to play for free>ok fine but you're gay because imitation is the sincerest form of flattering wotc>NOOOOO I'M NOT GAAAAAAAYlol
>>97853680>Vote with wallet or go elsewhere.Hence why people will pay chang for fake cards
>>97853707>Literal cuck>Obsessed with gay sexLol
>>97853711>"I'm voting with my wallet by paying for Chinese knockoffs to continue to participate in the culture and existence of the game I claim is degenerate"Only the best and brightest huh?
>>97853707thank you for explaining the joke anon
>>97853707>don't like gambling>play the game for free insteadthe thinking man's choice
>>97853722Yes, and I trade people Chinese fakes too. Sometimes I even tell them they're fakes and give them for free.
>>97853721>dictates the direction of the game>even funds your free entertainment>...paypiggy!Every time
>>97853738>me swindling people is ok>but corpos swindling people is not okI can already smell your political opinions
>>97853729And yet cedh tournaments are a hair's length away gambling
>>97853751>politics out of nowhere
>>97853742Oh, that's not fair. I buy cheap, real cards too. In fact, I like arriving with a budget buylist to a shop with an entire decklist onhand, and letting the employees build the deck for me. Yes, it might hold up the line a bit, but who else is going to buy all of those 10 cent uncommons? 30 solid minutes for a ~$15 sale isn't the best return on investment for operating costs, but what else are those employees going to do? The next Pokemon player will just recoup their loss anyway.
>>97853760>doesnt deny itPredictable
>>97853763My LGS absolutely seethes if you want to buy more than 5 cards at once. Now they force you to make any "big orders" via their Facebook or Discord server.>tfw don't have either
I really like burn, and I feel like edh players need to be burned. Furnace of Rath is one of my favorite cards. Who is a good commander for this
>>97853738>Yes, and I trade people Chinese fakes tooOkay so you're just a total net negative on local community. This is why we need gatekeeping
>>97853763Ewww paypiggy
>>97853751If the corporation is swindling me, then isn't it fair that I devalue confidence in their product? If I give people proxies, and they give those people proxies, then how long until one of those ends up behind a glass case? And who's really checking every card they buy secondhand? As far as the people who buy proxies are concerned, they're buying the real thing, so doesn't everyone except WotC win?
>>97853778To this day I have not found a store that I hate enough that has cards for cheap enough and the inventory to order a 1000-card pauper cube, but my eyes are still open.
>>97853785>jumping through hoops to defend your fraudPost hands
>>97853780My pod has used the RB Valgavoth and more recently picrel as burn commanders.
>>97853780
>>97853366right here, officer >>97853296caught admitting to wanting dog rape
>>97853742The fuck are you talking about, Draftchads and Gamblers fund your game not idiots buying overpriced shit on the secondary market.
>>97853800>Corporations deserve your money!Again, who other than WotC gets hurt?
>>97853785>If the employee/artist is swindling me then isn't it fair that I devalue confidence in them and replace them with jeets and ai?Watch proxytards become the biggest defenders of intellectual property with one little trick!
>>97853659it is in fact (you) who invaded and started to change the surroundings because you didn't like it in the first place. don't get it twisted
>>97853822Wizards does use AI and you're defending WotC so your argument is backwards. So, selling/trading proxies is doubly-justified.
>>97853797The only thing that stops me from using tcgplayer is the issue of a billion boxes showing up. I'd go insane trying to track 50+ boxes to ensure everything arrived. Card Kingdom splces that, but they're a fair bit more expensive.
>>97853808>Secret Lair funds wotc directly>Buying singles funds the next venture of drafters and gamblers>...you're not contributing!!!
>>97853832Yes wotc does use ai and they're doing nothing wrong, problem proxytard?
Think I'm gonna sell my cards after all..
>>97853836Usually sellers on tcgplayer aren't bad about refunding if they can't fulfill an order. I've had sellers do it for shit that costed a quarter with message and apology.There's one that annoyed the fuck out of me.>Want to bling out a bit and be silly, get SL bread Sol Ring>Order shipped, no tracking>A week after others arrive from same cart>No bread>Ask where order is>They copypaste an "order delivered with tracking" message>Ask them for the tracking number>No response. Refund next day
>>97853849No problem at all.If WotC can devalue their product, then I can too.
>>97853840>SL buyers>Buying proxies from secondhand sourcesPick one, retard
>>97853859See? Biting the bullet wasnt that hardHope you dont get replaced by your boss for something cheaper!
>>97853810>>Corporations deserve your money!Oh what devilish duplicity to pretend this is what I said. You don't have to give anyone your money>Again, who other than WotC gets hurt?The people youre defrauding by trading your proxies for real cards or money. Don't see any hands posted
>>97853869Are you still a chef, Mr. Yaple?
For the love of God just stop replying
>>97852916Because you fucks ARE in the wrong most of the time. Cut it out with your victim complex.
>>97853875>everyone that beats me in an argument is some yaple personHahaha concession accepted
The hell is this schizo OP and TQ
>>97853872>The people youre defrauding by trading your proxies for real cards or money.If they're not checking their proxies by green light, and the proxies are 1-for-1 the real thing otherwise, then what's the harm? They're wanting to buy a game piece, and should be using it as a game piece. If they're looking to resell it, then that's on them for trying to make money off of a product that's based on a speculative market.>Post handsMy phone keeps running out of memory when I try to attach a pic.
>>97853866Yeah I think i'll continue to buy singles of what i want to fund the game and your free entertainment :)
>>97853886How's Michigan?
>>97853887Just proxytards once again seeking validation, nothing new
>>97853887>he isn't there when shovel reckoning happens
>>97853904Just don't forget your loupe when making trades.
>>97853897>They're wanting to buy a game piece, and should be using it as a game piece.Mtg cards are demonstrably not game pieces given the number of people autistic about you touching their fake cards
>>97853897>"its my victims' faults for getting fooled by me!"Oy vey.>If they're looking to resell it, then that's on them for trying to make money off of a product that's based on a speculative marketSo like what you're doing when you sell or trade people cards that you admit are valueless and will give away for free otherwise?>My phone keeps running out of memory when I try to attach a picHow convenient, but dw I got a good idea of what kind of "person" you are
>>97853927>he thinks all fakes dont have tells that can be seen by the naked eyeNice mask off moment larper
>>97853938>Fakes are so easy to spot!>>97853930>But also stop it or else you're going to fool people with your fakes!Squirrelfag at odds with himself.I'll change my question is to make it easier on you too: If I give my fakes away to people, and they use them in the game as cards, then how does that hurt them?
>>97853974>perfect fakes are so easy to make!Lol>if i give away fakes without telling them they're fakes what's the harm>i pass so why is the guy mad at me i'm a real woman!Double lol
>>97853982Fake Magic cards can look like and are functionality identical to real ones, so all your false dichotomy is saying is that you were fooled by a tranny at least once.Now please answer my question instead of malding like a troon.
>>97853974>everybody who doesn't like my faggotry is the same personWhat is it about /pol/ that produces such low IQ and duplicitous creatures?
>>97853994>Fake Magic cards can look like and are functionality identical to real onesIncorrect because fakes by definition have no value while real magic cards do, that's the whole point of you faking them in the first place because you cant afford themNow cry more given you will never be taken seriously just like troons and other mentally ill people
>>97853913>nuu my fun is better than yours!love to see it
>>97854015>openly tell you i'm funding your free entertainment>stop being so high and mighty i'm just as valid as a magic player as you are!!!!Sorry but you are of a lower class as all F2Ps are
Personally I like this game too much to argue with randos about it on a website about basket weaving
>5mv board wipe with an upsidetell me why this is bad and I shouldnt slam this into any bracket 3 and below white deck I own.
>>97854011>You're indian!>You're jewish!>You're /pol/Squirrelfag throwing darts at a board.>>97854012>Incorrect because fakes by definition have no value while real magic cards do,They can be used in the game, which is their intent and the intent of cards. Everything else is secondary. Why is it my problem that you want to make money off of Magic cards instead of playing them?
>>97854034But it's good?
>>97854034It isn't. 5 mana wipes are expensive and need some upside. This one's good though since it mitigates the problem with wipes.
Teysa looks like a hooker
>>97854047Your fakes are not functionally identical to the genuine article because real magic cards have value and the only reason wotc officially doesnt recognize the secondary market is to avoid gambling laws>everything else is secondaryUtter cope, thinking of things purely in terms of utlity is the height of foolishnessLet us worry about which cards are real or fake, but worry not you will never taken seriously like every other F2Pfag in vidya
>>97854078>real magic cards have valueHow does that affect gameplay?>the only reason wotc officially doesnt recognize the secondary market is to avoid gambling lawsSo WotC doesn't actually hurt from me using proxies or spreading them?That means the only people hurt by me using them are fags that want to sell them for value after I hand them off. How is that my problem?>Let us worry about which cards are real or fakeI agree. :)
>>97854051Which is why I believe ceaseless together with Avatars Wrath are the staple white wipes going forward.>>97854058since when are wipes with an upside 5 mv? 5 mv used to be conditional board wipe territory where you have to jump through hoops to turn it onesided.
Can’t stop thinking about Tarkir Dragonstorm
>>97854111Okay Gay Bolas Anon.
>>97854111Whats memorable about the set? I cant remember a single playable card from it.
>>97854106>since when are wipes with an upside 5 mv?Since Fumigate at least.
>>97854091>why are people complaining about modern architecture a building's use is to be occupied nothing else>people should be fine renting forever in tower blocks houses are completely unnecesssary time to get in the pod!Par for the course that a midwit cant understand second order consequences, but such is life>So WotC doesn't actually hurt from me using proxies or spreading them?They actually dont and i dont even claim you're hurting them because you serve as free advertising like any F2Pfag out there, so your little crusade against shitty wotc is of no consequence>That means the only people hurt by me using them are fags that want to sell them for value after I hand them offTrue but all you have to do is admit that you're fine being swindled in turn for something else, but then again you wouldnt be the first hypocrite out there and you wont be the last :)
>>97854125>gaining life as an upsidethere is a reason why healing salve is the turd of the 1 mana 3 something alpha cycle.
>>97854106Rout was printed in Invasion anon,
>>97854136>>schizo first paragraphMeds. Now.>They actually dont and i dont even claim you're hurting them because you serve as free advertising like any F2Pfag out there, so your little crusade against shitty wotc is of no consequence>True but So what are you mad about?>you're fine being swindled in turn for something elseBut that doesn't happen if I buy $2 Chang copies.
>>97854141Gainin life is categorically an upside you retard>But Healing Salve-Is the only one of that cycle that doesn't advance your game state and is part of a cycle where Giant Growth is the only member besides it that isn't underpriced for the cost/effect.
>>97854165>immediately starts with the insults because its le 4chanthere is nothing further to discuss.
>>97854141nta but gaining life is an upside. It's not a very good one but it would be hard to argue that all else equal, the player with 1 life is in the same position as one with 100 life.
>>97854153>cant refute therefore schizoKekAnd it's not that i'm mad (i fund your free entertainment willingly remember), it's just that you are so desperate to be validated that you're 'ahead of the curve' by buying from chang and swindling people (and ofc you can never be swindled on anything else like say repairs or loans, because you're that heckin smart), and i just laugh in turn as you will never get the validation you seek
I like Oloro so gaining life is an upside
Should I just post my custom cards? Surely it wouldn't make the thread that much worse, right?
>>97854204Custom cards are real cards who cares if they didnt come from wotc r&d go ahead king
>>97854190>Entire post is smarmy sarcasm>Malding over two words in a post lead by correction and followed by explanation of your exampleThere's nothing to discuss because you're just wrong. Kill yourself.
>>97854195Is this where we are at? nitpicking about technicalities? I believe nobody ever played Fumigate in commander unless he has it in a binder and doesn't want to take out his only 4mv wipe from his other deck.
>>97854199>Entire paragraph of cope to explain why he's not mad.
>>97854218>...no ur the one madAll this free entertainment and you're still angry at the evil paypigs, sad!
>>97854215>Weak card design comes out>Not played because it's shit>Same design space is explored but with stronger cardIt's not rocket science.
>>97854215>When did they have upsides?>Okay they had upsides but who ever played them?I thought of Fumigate almost immediately because of how many precons it was in. Is your next post going to be "who ever bought a precon?"
>>97854225Uhh >>97854012 is absolutely mad
You have convinced me. I was wrong. Clearly 5mv has been the spot of board wipes with an upside for years. Please continue shitposting about proxies.
>>97854252>laughs at you for being a midwit>...you mad!All this free entertainment and you're still this salty kekw
>>97854047>Squirrelfag throwing darts at a boardI'm still not your eboyfriend and you're obviously a duplicitous low IQ crackkka
Ok, I need to sanity check and see if I'm an asshole here. >Play my grixis saruman deck vs Oloro, Sissay, and some other commander I can't remember>it's a high level game. except it's 20 minutes of pass and go until turn 7 with a bunch of mana rocks.>Sissay shits out jin gitaxis>I cast lightning bolt to bait jin, then seething song, galvanic iteration, creative technique. >hit thousand year storm and mind's desire >hit fling, throw a 40/40 orc at everyone's face and win>black guy SPERGS the fuck out and says I should go play cedh etc >I have been over to this guys house and drank beers with him, rants like a piece of shit about me4 months later+>play a pod with 2 other black dudes who I'm pals with>they are friends with him and invite him in when he walks in>I don't really care, not going to poke him>he combos out on turn 5 despite everyone agreeing to play chill and him trying to assert status telling me to play low power (I dont run game changers or tutors in any of my decks except my single 4)>play one more, same speed, playing edea >turn 2 he entombs/reanimates ancient silver dragon>force of wills an opponents path of exile>get the feeling I'm getting punked>furnace reins the silver dragon, hit him in his own face and draw 14>dark rit, saw in half his dragon, I now have 2 dragons>he rage scoops and calls me a faggot
>>97854272how is the skin color of your opponents relevant to the story?
>>97854272People will still argue brackets aren't useful and all stories like this are fake.
>>97854264>>97854271Squirrelfag fuming that people play with $2 proxies
>>97854280every character in this story is black (except the sisay player (hence the freudian slip of "sissay"))
