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Let undivided Chaos idols take this thread!
When will the Emperor come to his senses?When did he stop believing in himself and others?
>>97857034Trust the Plan Q
>>97857011>>thread question:>Can you write a proper sexually degenerate Slaanesh scenario in your post because Black Library Writers are not allowed so their books are PG?
>>97857027The most trooncoded post in thread award
>>97857011Sex is far too mundane for your average EC marine. No, the real thrill is going online and perfecting the art of kink shaming others (for not being degenerate enough).
>>97857032Hellblaster status?
>>97857032kill yourself ban evading nigger>>97857027kill yourself vtumor cuck
>>97857049Not even making people's heads explode by stabbing them with their penises?
>>97857053Can you behave for 10 minutes ffs?
>>97857059What's the matter, is he acting like some sort of simian?
So after buckling down and finishing my remaining Wraithguard, I've now put together every Eldar model I own minus a Revenant Titan. Just need to go and buy a few more Spiritseers and another Warlock on Jetbike and I'll have my full 2K list built up. In the meantime though, it's Prime Time.
Sacked from my job due to a panic attack that was seen as aggression (yes I am a sperg).Faction for me?
I want YOU to post models!
>>97857066nj on the bikes youve painted, looking forward to seeing this as a full force.
>>97857011>TQA while ago I wrote a scenario of captured prisoners of Slaanesh. I'll rewrite it a bit with some changes:>loads of Naked and unarmed Sororitas prisoners of war>they are forced by warp stuff into a gladiator arena >they are assailed by naked mutated humanoids that want to maim, rape and kill them in no particular order>they are forced to defend themselves>audience is watching>noise marines watching>some are preaching word of Slaanesh while Slaanesh music plays>another preacher taunts them heavily with stuff like there is no Emperor here and no miracles to save them>naked Sororitas fight bare handed against their also unarmed and naked attackers>eventually when it is over after the last Sororitas is killed after violation>a bored Slaanesh marine checks the time as audience claps and said they set a new record>indicating this is a normal repeated spectacle to them
Not very high effort, just tacked a woof helmet on an ongoing WIP but I'm satisfied enough to submit it.
>>97857055Just their heads? Only full-body gibs pleases Slaanesh.
>>97857075>the vtuber ritual poster is a decent painter, model haver, and is working on a solid entry to the collage perhaps I was too harsh on you vtuber anon.
>>97857029But now there's just more, and denser, and longer BBC spam.
>>97857084Johnny johnny, ban evading?
>>97857086I like the idea of EC being a 50/50 of disturbingly beautiful looksmaxxed chad or total hellraiser freak when they take off their helmet.
>>97857092>least obvious samefag
>>97857104seething nomodels
The average slaanesh follower is way beyond conventional rape. Also, gw has to actually market EC and sell models and having their whole thing be “Evil-ass rape marines” is gonna turn people off from them. They’re gonna keep pushing them in the cenobite direction with occasional sexual implications at most. I’m honestly fine with that because the sex aspect of slaanesh is the most boring part of them and I already love Hellraiser
>>97857083how hard were you gooning while writing this
I like orks :D
>>97857101Not even the piss weak "muh 15 min" excuse again? Go work on your hellblasters
Any box potato leaks or have they located and bagged all the leakers?
Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
>>97857106>accusation without posting anything>u madtry harder next time, trannychaser
>>97857086>facemaskThere is a joke take on the actual face mask I may have missed, but I like this.>>97857102>EC being a 50/50 of disturbingly beautiful looksmaxxed chad or total hellraiser freakIs there any way of properly meeting the middle ground between both?I'll try:>Beautiful greco-roman boy sculptor looking face mask to the EC marine>it is held to the face with what look like a series of obvious spikes that are pressed into the EC marine's face.How did I do?
>>97857034god emperor will end those filthy utilitarian cucks once and for all inshallah
>>97857011>Can you write a proper sexually degenerate Slaanesh scenario in your post because Black Library Writers are not allowed so their books are PG?Wholesome loving so pure that it invokes many conflicting feelings in all who see it.
mods=godsI would ask kindly, no matter the penalty he has justly earned, please let him post on 5/1 after the collage is posted, thank you.
>>97857129That’s a man
>>97857092I appreciate it, but I want YOU to post models please
>>97857113I wasn't sexually aroused at all.The original time I wrote that was because I was accused of wanting what some would call 'modern' sexual degeneracy.So I wrote the original version of that post to make a point off the top of my head as something sexually perverse in the 40k setting. I don't really think that BL writers are even allowed to write the sexually perverse side of Slaanesh outside of "subtle" hints to it. Not in grisly detail to really sell the point of how awful it is.Maybe it is to sell the sexual perversions as worse than the reader's imagination, but I think it is corporate shenanigans that BL writers have to abide by.Everything else like eating, pride, greed etc. seem fair game I think.
>>97857011Careful, OP, you're going to trigger the gooner that calls everything mildly sexual "softcore porn"
>>97857133>mods=gods You got shit on your nose
>>97857136out of 10
>>97857027i hate all streamers. they should be put in labour camps
i underestimated the raw power of a benis cloth on a character model. do any of you have a preferred greenstuff method, or can i shove a flap on the model and poke at it while pretending to know how folds work?
>>97857152Stop ban evading and go work on your Hellblasters.
>>97857152Johnny johnny...
i like my custodes army
Why are traumatized imperials so cute?
Hatsune miku deldar courtesy of chatgpt
>>97857173>courtesy of chatgpt
>>97857167>I like my custode (singular model)fixed
>>97857173Now do sisters
>>97857172Something something the corruption of innocence/righteousness?
>>97857177no
>>97857183You gonna finish these?
>>97857056Thank you knowledgable null rod anon.
>fell out of love with 40k over 10th>11th just seems to be 10th edition tweakedGrim. It’s not just falling of out of love with the hobby, as I picked up two games in the meanwhile that I really enjoy. I think I’m going to actually pull the trigger and sell my armies.
>>97857183>I spray painted them goldWell done. I'm sure /wip/ will love those.
Custodes
>>97857184yes, but first i need to buy some markers because ends of my brushes have split
>>97857173Eh, should be more unhinged. Maybe pick a specific unit to turn her into.
>>97857186good for you
>>97857179I don't like it as much. Just looks like any SoB pic with a miku head pasted onto it.
>>97857186glad you found something else to enjoy
>>97857188>paw signature on the bottom rightwhy are you posting this slop cross over stuff?
>>97857173>>97857202fuck off to your containment general with this dogshit slop
>>97857188man, the legends imperial guard was so cool
>>97857186Save it for your diary Anne Frank
>>97857049>Sex is far too mundane for your average EC marineI don't believe that anon. I think it is GW wanting fluff writers to tone things down for modern audience and to minimize offended people.>No, the real thrill is going online and perfecting the art of kink shaming others>(for not being degenerate enough).Do you think that there is a possibility of Slaaneshi cultists and I guess the Dark Eldar getting so degenerate that it loops back into what we would call "wholesome and romantic" because of nostalgia or wanting to try something "new" again? Something like that?
>>97857187i primed them so i can use them for playing
>>97857127This is pretty funny.
>>97857188Psyker Custodes
Is enormous pride in your drug-craft being better than everyone else sufficiently Slaanesh?
>>97857186>I think I’m going to actually pull the trigger and sell my armies.I've been thinking about that too, but I just want to get rid of the non-warhammer stuff I bought back when getting into this hobby as "training minis" when I wanted to paint warhammer stuff.That was a big mistake I made back then. If you want to get back into the hobby later consider a 3D printer next time. But I think printing ForgeWorld stuff might be dangerous due to accusations of recast usage. I think recast usage is more verboten than 3D printing/using third party stuff at most game stores.
>>97857136so?
>>97857227at the very least i'm glad disney didn't fuck up the darth krayt era
>collage soon 1 year oldwhen June comes around we gotta do something special
>>978571965.3 got confused because it is extremely lobotomized, so I ended up with an unhinged SoB miku.I'm done now, no need to be mad at me.
>>97857243you got any ideas?
>>97857243Do your absolute very best on a single model
>>97857222Primed is no different to unprimed when it comes to playing. If you care about having a colourful tabletop/playing in tourneys it's 3 colour minimum
/wip/ looking at our thread's models likeWe gotta step it up.
>>97857183CuStodes having normal rhinios is really funny
>>97857257We mog the hell outta those scrublets
>>97857262that's for sisters of silence
>>97857243>birthday monthEpick>>97857249I miss all the models people used to make with dudes doing more mundane shit like reading codexes, what about "non-combat pose" or something like that?
>>97857173>>97857202>>97857247
>>97857283all vtubers do
>>97857283Does it matter? We have a board for you to discuss that, fuck off to it please
>>97857257Operation: De-Shittify the Invader ATV is up and running. Haven't glued anything yet and I have conflicting ideas for the front end, but I'm convinced there's a cool vehicle trapped in this kit and I'm gonna root it out like a truffle pig.
>>97857292
>>97857283yes lol
>>97857291the rat streamer isn't big enough to be relevant on /vt/>>97857283I'm surprised people even know the rat streamer. She barely even paints minis.
>>97857256here i have models that have more colors, but like i mentioned my brushes have split ends and when i look at duncan's brushes they have one narrow point, i'm going to experiment with acrilic markers to do the leather detail and eyes
>>97857292i do like the suspension idea, i think just having a full front would help.
>>97857300here >>>/vt/110823545
>>97857291You're the one who spams xir every thread, not me
>>97857300I always thought vtubers were just a joke like furries but are they actually popular? How far down this hell hole have we gone?
>>97857283yeah she does
>>97857292>Operation: De-Shittify the Invader ATVI see you're intentionally picking god's toughest battles.I'll be pulling for you. Good luck. You'll need it.
>>97857283No that's cope by indians
>>97857312Ooooooh, that makes way more sense. I was thinking of a different rat streamer who does sometimes paint minis. I don't think Bae has anything to do with warhammer, other than the 1 anon who posts the forced meme every thread.
>>97857243I've got 9 consecutive months on the collage, with this next one it'll be 10. Do I get something if I manage to go for all 12?>>97857292When I lifted my Invader I copied a guy I saw online who used parts from a Dreadknight to lift up the front and extend it out more (I ordered the bits for it, fuck buying a whole kit for just two bits). It looks pretty seamless with the rest of the ATV IMO.
>>97857314>"i always thought vtubers were just a joke like furries but are they actually popular?"anon i regret to be the one to tell you this but both are real and very popularhow old are you man?
>>97857075Old photo, wish the Accursed/torment wasn’t monobuild, but I can see painting another box easily.
>>97857313What? I think you're confused schizo, I'm one of the people complaining about /vt/ shit constantly being brought up here
>>97857315In a better universe I think the primary focus of 40k would just be the Inquisition and all it's myriads forms of bullshit spiraling about the galaxy.
>>97857322What do Dark Angels have to do with anything?
>>97857297This is my main inspiration>>97857307Completely agree, the fuckin toddler on a tricycle front is the most egregiously terrible part
>>97857325Im in my thirties what does that matter tho?
>>97857331And the inquisitors should all be vtubers
>>97857302Are they real hair brushes? I find that with real hair brushes you need to make sure you pull with your strokes more than I needed to with synthetics, but they retain a sharper point better with no curling tips.
>>97857283>>97857323Are you thinking of Riri the french rat?
>>97857341
>>97857325>very popularDon't get confused by the echo chamber for niche hobbies and interests that is 4chan. Vtubers ain't that big in the grand scheme of things, most people into watching streams still prefer to go for people who aren't hiding behind animu characters
>>97857331agreed, hell even if they just focused on it more at all it'd be pretty cool.in a better world we also wouldnt have Vtranny watchers shitting up everything though
>>97857342i have citadel brand brushes
>>97857346>TTSfagslowest of the low
>>97857283No. She's an Australian 2nd gen Asian, I guarantee she's been ran through by a dozen white boys she's met at music festivals before moving to Japan.
>>97857352
>>97857357>ricebunny Oh she burns coal alright
>>97857352>lowest of the lowNo anon.TTSfags are still low.>butI think worse things have come after TTS ended.What are they?
>>97857357what kind of asian she is actually? she's a half jap or SEA. if she's japanese why did she move back to japan?
Does anyone know why Vallejo paints kinda smell like choclate?
>>97857367She speaks cantonese
>Finally finished assembling the last crisis suits I need to make my list. >Just need to paint them to complete it.Soon. if I didn't have some other priorities that are time dependent I'd be working on them right now.
>>97857368Careful going near that empty suit of armor
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97857362>What are they?TTS apologists2d4channers
>>97857373yeah, it's full of CUM
>>97857316Thank you anon, your words will carry me through the dark times.>>97857324Hey that's not bad; looks kinda like one of the mars rovers. I still hate that front part though. No offence ofc.
>>97857368because you're having a stroke realizing your beloved vtranny has sucked and fucked black cock and aborted black babies, her pussy is cavernous and ran through
>>97857351The black handled ones should be the real hair sable brushes, they are a decent middle quality tier brush if you didn’t over pay for them. Also brush conditioner actually works with real hair sable brushes, whoever tells you they work woth synthetic is lying.
>>97857380>2d4channersThe successor to 1d4chan? I need context because that place was a huge record of /tg/ and Warhammer 40k lore and homebrew.
big chief belial says deathwing assault cannon should be free, like buffaloheya hoya heya hoya
Why are people mad at this vtuber guy. I can get decalfags hate, but this guy is just a harmless ritual fag as far as I can tell.
>>97857402it's one person spamming it
>>97857393the successor sites have a redditor problem that remove all the edgy shit
Should the Adepta Sororitas get clearance to have all the firstborn marine stuff that they don't have now? Even dreadnoughts?I think there was a Stern Sororitas Dreadnought conversion but I think that was just a homebrew thing.
>>97857402its at least two because im NTA, and a couple of posts complaining about it are mine
>>97857385Nah, googled it and it's due to the organic pigments they use, others have noted it smells like bubblegum.also, pretty strange lore you've got.
Someone uploaded penitence to YouTube and it hasn't been taken down yet in case anyone wanted to watch it without paying for warhammer+
>>97857402A) people hate repetitive ritualposts, 'nuff saidB) on occasion it brings up vtumor discussion and the thread is derailed with offtopic bs just like decalfag drama
>>97857419Free slop is still slop.
25 is probably the age where I quit warhammer huh, maybe when the economy isn’t in the guttter I can pick this shit back up
>>97857402It's all from one faggot who doesn't realize him spamming seething at a single post per thread is worse than the one post he can't handle seeingEverybody who's not a retard who doesn't like the post already has it filtered
>>97857419Can I get a download please?I enjoy bad movies and 3D animations so this is my stuff.Do you think the 40k Amazon show should all be 3D animated? I do.>shatter stereotype of 3D animation being only for kids>get parental complaints who thought it was for kids to drum up attention>show off big high tech stuff>unrealistic nature of semi-'realistic' animation allows for stupid stuff like gif related to be accepted or even loved40k is just so over the top that I don't believe that live action can work for it.
>>97857402Even a benign ritualposter is still a ritualposter.I like vtumor more when he's posting his cool models.
>>97857414From mememory a dread's main controls require a spacemarines to properly interface with. If you wanted a fluffy reason to have a maybe do something like the anchorite, minus the traitor legion bit, of just a dread that's from a dead/forgotton chapter that's been left on a shrine world and treated like a holy saint or something.
I have to brush paint a whole vehicle black and I've been putting it off because it isn't interesting. Would be nice to have a place that I could use an airbrush in.
>>97857440> main controls require a spacemarines to properly interface with.Good catch anon. I didn't know that part.Maybe Cawl pulled something out of his ass to allow this to work?>anchorite>dead/forgotton chapter that's been left on a shrine world and treated like a holy saint or something.Reminds me of that one story of a loyalist Word Bearer contemptor dreadnought that is still alive mentioned in a story and then forgotten.Surprised he didn't get infamy levels like Clonegrim did.What do these pieces of lore with loads of potential but forgotten by BL writers get called in this community if they get terms? I don't think "Glup Shitto" counts to be honest.
>>97857177I have other models. I just haven't put them together yet, Im getting to it tho
>>97857446Take a look at artis opus, his strats for brush painting vehicles is pretty good if you don't have an airbrush.Don't buy anything from him though, his stuff is all overpriced garbage.
>>97857433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raa7daNGhAgthe first few minutes are something from dark tide but after that it seems to be legit.
>>97857075It begins this is going to take months and updates are going to be intermittent as i work on it between other models
>>97857402Honestly it's better than most of the junk I've seen in these threads lately.
>>97857432Delusional schizotumor
>>97857075properly based>>97857501cringe
>>97857402He's also the destiny spammer. You can tell because they share the same exact interests (Gundam, bad vidya, and vtumors)
>>97857459Huh, I use their brushes, didn't know they had a yt channel. The technique I saw in a quick look at one of his vehicle videos looks similar but not identical to what I do for my infantry armour, with drybrushing light then covering it with the coloured layer (black in this case). Cheers for the recommend.
>>97857507>properly basednah, base is still WIP
>>97857511Ai base
>>97857092I don't dislike the ritualposter, but I wouldn't say his painting skills are at or above 'decent' based on that picture alone.
>>97857514but there's a dead SW and it's not ai :^)
>>97857519He's also a notorious samefagger who glazes all his own posts (since he can't glaze his models LMAO)
>>97857516I've posted my basing technique in detail before, but I'm flattered you think so, shitposter kun.
>>97857485>Deleted all the "problematic" content and gloated about itBecause of that site being a continuation of all things associated with /tg/ and this site, shouldn't that mean the whole thing is problematic and not to be continued at all? Is "problematic" used like how /pol/ would call everything "woke?"
>>97857531is this the mutant projecting again?
>>97857525only thing pathetic here is your impotent seething, nomodels wannabe janny-kun
>>97857535And shouldn't Warhammer 40k be considered "problematic" too given it's setting, themes, the Imperial Guard, and Imperium etc?
>>97857532It's just a joke anon, the latest meme of this general
>>97857540I am not involved in this scandal at all, look elsewhere heathen.
How do you guys get over losing motivation to paint? I haven’t painted in over a month and have no draw to do so
>>97857554stop posting here, ban-evader>>97857555force yourselfmotivation is a spook
>>97857352TTS fags are a superior breed
>>97857535>>97857542Correct, they gutted tons of old articles and replaced them with "modernized" versions, if they didn't just delete them outright.
>>97857555U just wait, it will come back brother don’t worry. Once a true hobbyist always a true hobbyist!
>>97857554I know that last ban was not a 15 minuto
>>97857562you're lower than redditors and twitter touristsyou ride the dick of a swedish faggot who just badly read 1d4chan and dragged models around in oecake
>>97857545It can be hard to tell
>>97857541Case and point
>>97857554
It took four tries but I found the base armor color I like for my TS. Pylar Glacier over Grey Seer. Just slightly blue tinted white. Now I just need to figure out which shade of pure white to use for highlight....
>>97857525you sound like a fagi bet you don't even have hellblasters
>>97857578yes keep proving how much of a schizo you are
>>97857555The "force yourself" isn't actually as bad advice as it outwardly appears. The trick is you just have to not think about it, if you try to think about how you're going to paint and tonight will be the night etc, your brain builds anticipation and anxiety. Instead just go about your day/evening as usual but before you sit down to watch a show/bit of youtube etc. just casually grab some models and paints, bring it to the coffee table/desk where you're watching whatever. Then just do a spot of painting without thinking too hard on it.
>>97857587Stop ban evading and go work on your Hellblasters.
>>97857587>no hellblastersyou at least got your monthly collage entry going?how about games versus real people ?
>>97857602The lack of self-awareness
>>97857606The lack of self-awareness
>>97857603The lack of hellblasters
If the new Space Marines don’t have non-Primaris knee pad options did anything actually get fixed?
>>97857603you're admitting you don't have hellblasters
>>97857614>the world is ending because of MUH FLANGY KNEES You losers are indistinguishable from feminists and their MUH SOGGY KNEES nonsense lol
>>97857614Don't really understand why people are upset about the new marine models shown for the 11th box. They're just marines? You look at actual bad models like inquisitor diaper, stilt skitarii or the gk baby carrier and it's night and day.
Instead of agrging with the mutant you guys could be completing your collage mini :D>time to work on Argal
>>97857628Looks like shit
>>97857619Do not underestimate my armor autism
>>97857632Thank god someone here has good taste
>>97857632why?
>>97857620>stinky is having a melty over hellblasters againyou're wasting precious time responding instead of finishing them, you already admitted you're middle aged.
>>97857628>I'm in the capMOM, GET THE CAMERA
>>97857644post coins
>>97857644D:
>>97857644Perhaps you would prefer 8==D
>>97857637Sorry, just realized my post might be misinterpreted. I was talking about his finger nail that looks like its been whittled down to a nub.
>>97857628Use an AI to touch up that base holy shit
>>97857649Hey, cool it with the antisemitism
>>97857011I had a really good idea for an Age of Sigmar Slaanesh story. They capture a Stormcast Eternal alive, and expose her to all manners of pleasure and pain. Different members of the cult take turns so she's tormented nonstop for days. They show the heights of orgasmic ecstasy and the most extreme degradation and humiliation. She's fed drugs that enhance every sensation and forced to satisfy the urges of Beastmen and wallow in the shame of the pleasure it brings, a dozen beautiful women trace every inch of her body with the lightest touch and keep her on the verge of orgasm for hours until she begs them to make her cum. And throughout it all she is kept in strict, inescapable bondage because they know that if she is given an inch of freedom she would kill herself to send her soul back to Azyr for reforging. When the Lord of Paain who leads the Slaaneshi warband knows that the her god-forged mind and body have been pushed well past mortal endurance and kept there, trapped in an unending kaleidoscope of pleasure and pain, he has her freed and presents her with a dagger to do with what she will. In that moment the Stormcast realizes the one fate she fears more than anything is reforging. To have her soul hammered clean of the taint that has grown within it, and never again experience the sensations she has been subject to. So she casts the dagger aside and kneels before the Lord of Pain, begging him to let her live. She will do anything he or anyone else asks if they will simply spare her life. She casts aside her honor, nobility, and purpose, and lives as a camp pet, pleasure slave, whipping girl, anything but wield a weapon or risk her life.But then those leaks came out and it turns out they're getting rid of reforging so fuck it.
>>97857661>age of smegmar>trooneshDidn't read
>>97857243how many collages have you featured in, /40kg/?
>>97857666All of them, I think? Or at least most of them
>>97857666hi satan, only planning on being in the dead SW one
>>97857256Habitually complaining and trolling an underwater basket weaving forum isnt participating in the hobby at least he has models unlike you
>>97857666bit over half of them i thinkthis was my favourite model i did for a collage
>>97857627they’re just generally mediocre, and are units meant for the core of your army which means you have to take them if you’re playing marines unlike the models you mentioned which can be safely ignored. the orks are also looking way better so far which adds extra humiliation.
>>97857666just counting then i think its about 8 im in. probably the worst painted models though
>>97857661I like it. And it could be a way to have actual chaos stormcasts
>>97857661For better or worse age of sigmar would have made for a good erotic game like the first corruption of chamions. I had some ideas where a dude is possesed by a night haunt ghost and tries to travel the realm to find a way to get her a physical body to posses long term, but she wracks the dudes psyche and occasionally rapes (you) with the infamous ghost blowjob if you miss some deadlines.
>>97857628do you wfh or something? you always seem to be posting in these threads
>watch some telly, go to take a shower>look at thread before showering>I missed a melty>look at thread after showering>I missed another oneI just don't get it.>>97857666Only last month's, Satan. I fell out of 40k last June and didn't come back into the threads until February.
>>97857666sadly, I’ve only just begun hobbying, so I’m only in big stick so far, but I plan to be in many more collages in the future.
>>97857666only 2 so far but I really apreciate it for giving me a more goal orinated motivation to paint my minis.
>>97857684Is that not just Shuldra or whatever her name is in the ruined town
didnt we used to have a link to all of the collages in the OP?
>>97857666Kitbash, Halloween, character, big stick. I think that's it unless I'm forgetting one.
>>97857694Lamenter took down the rentry when she got banned, but she probably still has the images around if you ask her in the painter's server.
>>97857674I assume you’re doing the april one out of spite, but why won’t you be continuing with future ones?
>>97857703it's the only one i've had an idea for
>>97857675Not sure who you're mistaking me for but take meds.>complainingI just pointed out that playing unprimed vs primed makes no difference. People only count it as "painted" and give you brownie points/allow you to play the tourney with a 3 colour min.
What percentage of marinefags homebrew their shit versus pickup up canon chapters?
>>97857688Yep
>>97857689>take a showerwow, you’re outclassing him in hygiene, hobbying, and being able to participate in the collage! good job, anon.
>>97857699Been out of the threads for a while, lamentranny got banned?
>>97857713that explains the consistent ritualposting. I always wondered how they were able to do it.
>>97857713Tell me your secrets anon. I wish I could wfg. Who must I network with
>>97857257I like orks :DBut in all seriousness i should've had this done days ago, got extremely lazy
What's better for melee as Aeldari? Wraithblades or Howling Banshees? Using the new Aeldari combat patrol as my first army and was wondering what I should swap out when I learn how to play? Should I swap out the Wraithguard with Banshees? And should I replace the Spirit Seer with an Autarch?Also, should I buy a box of Eldar Defenders? I bought one box a few years ago but didn't know every unit in the box is supposed to be holding the same weapon when I was assembling.
>>97857713I'm WFH too. It's lovely, but regretfully abominable intelligence is probably going to overturn my cozy life sooner rather than later. Fucking clankers.
>>97857713That explains it>>97857722It's crazy though, im in the same timezone as that poster and im a shift worker, he posts around the clock its actually impressive
>>97857724>Tell me your secrets anonI wouldn't recommend my methodSuffer a back injury on site, then you get to do internal audits instead of site audits
What can the night lords do that the Emp’s children can’t do better?
>>97857731How the fuck do you paint with a back injury? I sometimes have issues and its absolute torture
>>97857734I haven't read the night lords book yet so I cant answer that question
>>97857718Yea lol, she still slithers around here anonymously but now we don’t have to view her egregiously hideous models.
>>97857751Stop ban evading thanks
You are reincarnated into 40k! Which race are you choosing? No C’tan or Old Ones or such, only playable options.
>>97857731Well it’s nice to know auditors have a way, at least. Thanks for the keyword.
>>97857752Excuse me?
>>97857754Sslyth.
>>97857740Constant strecthes and physiotherapy.I suffered a slipped disc that was pushing on my nerves so needed surgery to get the herniated piece cut out, nerves are still recovering so it's really hampered my brush control
>>97857757Nobody else but the redditor types like that, you aren't fooling anybody
>>97857754I want to be gorrilamans personal custodian who unclogs his shitter.
>>97857754Space Wolves
>>97857762Is that because you want to be knotted just like Russ?
>>97857754Fire caste Tau, i know the life expetancy is real low, but i want my chance to pilot a mech.
>>97857627While I do think people are overstating their hate, the other Vets have really set a high expectation for the Vanguard Vets. Sure you may point out that the ETB Launch box Vets were underwhelming looks wise as well, but people aren’t thinking of those, they’re thinking of the multipart plastic kits where Sternguard had back banners and tons of weapon options while the knee flanges were a different mould on the BGV’s and they had tons of poses.
>>97857766You’re the furry not me, idk what these terms you’re using even mean.
>>9785771260:40 canon to Homebrew.
>>97857754orks. I’ll still have proper sapience and be able to experience complex emotions like joy, but my alien ork brain won’t feel the stress brought about by the horrors of the galaxy. also because I like orks :D
>>97857762not all black people are space wolves, silly
>>97857734Nothing. EC are simply better at being degenerates and they don't deny being balls-deep in chaos worship when they do it, like certain Legions seem to.
>>97857772I find it very hard to believe a SW fanboy doesn't know what knotting is
What is the smallest single piece in a GW kit? The smallest I've personally seen are the jaws from the skulls box
>>97857781Is it their masculinity that angers you anon?
>>97857782There's a cigar in one of the Nucromunda kits, it's infamour for how pointless it is to be a separate bit
>>97857754Craftworld Eldar. Life is pretty sweet as long as you don’t get gobbled by Slaanesh.
>>97857784Last I checked getting a red rocket (literally) doggy style is pretty far from masculinity. What else is to be expected from a chapter that follows such a jobber primarch though
sold off my ultras for some chaos daemons, sorry ultrachads.....the warp was calling me ! wip great unclean one im building
>>97857791Is that all you think about when you hear wolves anon?
>>97857784>masculinity
>it's another "I need the space wolves to be a safe space for my masculinity" episode
>>97857788Honestly this. CWE get shit on by GW, but there's no other faction in the setting that will let you just sit around and be a professional daydreamer. Your average Eldar basically lives in a post-scarcity utopia.
>>97857793You churn through armies like crazy, sis
>>97857793What the hell…it makes sense tho
>>97857793How is miku so perfect? Even in a world of hundreds of 'perfect' anime girls, she towers above all of them.
>>97857796It's all wolfags think about especially (you)
>>97857793I didn't know they made decalmutant models.
>>97857793Did you at least keep an early one for comparison and nostalgia?
>>97857754>tyranids>orks>chaos>base humansThese are right out for obvious reasons>tauLifespan too short, somewhat soulless, but not a bad option>eldaruber hell upon death is way too risky>votannThey’re fine I guess?>necronWould be great except for the longing for living flesh. So no.>astartes and other mutantsJust kinda shit all around, no thank you.>CustodesThis is the one.
>>97857809Is that supposed to be funny? Its like a joke you might make in 4th grade or something anon.
>>97857801>>97857816see>>97857752
How many melties are we going to have today? Is this when the mods finally have enough and range ban his ass?
>>97857799Yeah but if you do die, you will be subjected to unimaginable agony until Slaanesh croaks
>>97857813But Astartes and Custodes are humans, they're not a seperate race, so you'd have to get VERY lucky to be chosen
>>97857819There’s no melties anon, compose yourself and discuss Warhammer.
>>97857821If they’re counted as the same race then I guess Votann or Tau are the safe options.
>>97857666Currently 9 so far, going for a full year-long streak before taking a break from them.
>>97857813>1000 years staring at a wall in the palaceI'd rather be a fucking grot
>>97857666I don't even really know what the collages are, or how to get featured in them. Are they themed per month, or what? If they are then I'll never get on them.
>>97857824Now now, don't act like you haven't already thrown a couple shitfits and copped multiple bans in the last few hours
>>97857827beats getting raped to death by daemons
>>97857845Holy Melty
>>97857845ALL SLOPPERS BANNED FOR LIFE
>>97857754Do Ork spores reproduce the same Ork over and over that get shaped by circumstance or is every Ork unique? I think it would be fun being a fungal network.
>>97857847Where’s the lie?
>>97857833End of every month, a guy posts about it with Bob Ross pictures. A new theme gets voted on, and people reply to his posts with models painted in that month's theme. They all get shopped into one big picture for everyone to forget to save. You're supposed to paint the whole model in one month. It's very forgiving about what meets the theme so don't worry if it isn't exact.
>>97857845this fucking dude man
>>97857833Collageanon posts around the start of each month with a theme, then people work on something that fits it and the pics are collated at the end of the month, with a poll for the next theme.>>97857845Holy fucking cope
>>97857800i just collect and build alot of armies. picrel, i have dark angels, aeldari, harlequins, drukhari, and now chaos daemons........the only army left i want to collect is femstodes. (and dw about the pile it'll be built+painted by end of june)>>97857801wdym>>97857805based mikuchad>>97857809omegalul>>97857811ye i have abt 5
>>97857845Raped.
>>97857849https://rentry.org/mutant-policyhey turns out the rentry fag didnt delete all whole thing, just the main page.
>he’s posting irrelevant cartoons again..
>>97857858>picrelLooks like you're stocking up to start your own FLGS desu, I just feel it's generally better to stick to and finish just a couple armies before going for more
>>97857852Ignoring the whole "Muh politics" angle that you've been trying to bullshit for the last week, What the fuck does >by gatekeeping the entire thing behind a feminine control system that made right wind men grovel at their feet for acceptance even mean? Speak in English, not /pol/speakAnyways, the lie is over here >>97857824 since we're clearly witnessing a melty right now.
>>97857827Neeting it up in the palace, shitposting, and hanging out with your custodes bros doesnt sound good to you? On top of being a donut steel tier one man army that’s totally incorruptible?
>>97857868I don’t repeat myself to paintlets
>>97857864Why is ratfag able to take a joke from drawanons art, but you you can't?
>>97857870>Neeting it upNEETdom isn't attractive, it's a slow death
>>97857873Compare the two cartoons and if you still have the same question swallow a grenade.
>>97857872I've already posted my models multiple times in this thread, no need to get upset that your superiors are calling you out. Now explain what your bullshit /pol/speak for the class.
>>97857861Fucking kek that pic. How will you draw ultrasanon now though, or will she always be ultrasanon?
>>97857870That does sound great, blood games would be fun too, but the part where they stand still as a statue for decades at a time on watch duty sounds like torture to me. Obviously being an elf in slaneesh's clutches or some shit like that would be worse but I'm not on board with the century of boredom, not at all. If I had a choice Tau or Votann seem chill. Regular human is a diceroll with bad odds.
>>97857874Compared to working 18hour shifts on a hive world, dying 5 minutes into your first deployment as a guardfag, becoming a servitor, or getting tortured by chaos? Pretty attractive.
>>97857864Your presence is the biggest obstacle to good 40k discussion. Therefore maximizing your suffering is the most relevant thing that can be posted until you leave.
>>97857881considering the O&Tfag hasn't had that scheme for like a year yet still gets called that probably yeah
>>97857884>sounds likeIt is torture.T. ex-security
>>97857888khornate trips confirm
>>97857075What should I do for his tilt shield heraldry? Another landscape or something more traditional?
>>97857886>working 18hour shifts on a hive worldKeeps me busy.>all that other shitQuicker and less painful than 1000 years of staring at a wall.So yeah, I would prefer any of that
>>97857896Fug
erm custodes dont get to sit on their asses anymoregiller man told them to get a job or else
>>97857891Is this what the voices in your head tell you what's happening?
>>97857898>model covered in cobwebseverything OK, sallyman?
>>97857905Bro I don’t understand. I just saw them and end to check the model and couldn’t find them I think it was some glue string or something? I did fuck with the servo arm connection a bunch of times and use plastic glue.
>>97857901>ogryn smaller than astartesWhat retarded tourist made this
>>97857075Second grotesque painted. 10 more + 200 something deldar to go. This one was a bitch cause some of the kitbashed bits began falling off after I started painting.
>>97857820Only if your spirit stone is shattered or the infinity matrix of your Craftworld is destroyed.
>>97857906>horridly racist and sexistPlease for the love of God do not be such a cringe fucking faggot on 4chan of all places that I have to take the side of the decal sperg. How are we this overrun with newfags?
>>97857919Looks solid, just remember to use the brightest white prior to that green or w/e color you are hoping to create a glow effect for.
>>97857927There's a difference between going "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" and typing out whatever the fuck >>97857845>>97857891is supposed to be.
Are whirlwinds any good? I have the urge to paint one
>>97857845>feminine control system>earlier post about SW "masculinity"There's really no reason to be this closeted in 2026, just come out already.
>>97857937Fear shits are gross thoughbeit
Choosing any race with a soul is a horrible move. When you die, your soul gets devoured basically immediately. The only exception are Orks, which reincarnate and are probably protected due to waaagh bullshit. But the best option is to just be a chaos daemon from the start. I’d probably go for a lord of change.
>>97857927Been here since 2000's, nigger. But there's a difference between making crass jokes and using no no words for funsies in a safe space free of judgment, and actually harbouring racist/sexist beliefs to such a deluded extent as decalfag here
>>97857726Someone answer me?
>>97857947Nta but you’re reaching anon
>>97857941in 10th ed indirect fire is intentionally unoptimized. not horribly so, but it's all a little too expensive for slightly too little damage. but if you want to play it in a casual game there's no issues.
>>97857937Can I have your number?
>>97857951No he isn't newfag, in 2006 people were doing shit like rigging naming polls to be things like "hitler did nothing wrong" for edgy shock value, that's vastly different from the post-2016 recessed chin mouthbreathers who genuinely larp as neonazis going HURR FOCHAN WAS ALWAYS RAYCISS
This general has made me pseudo retarded
>>97857947The decalfag is obviously a cringe as fuck turbosperg but if you start crying about shit like >muh sexisms and racisms on 4chan you are as cringe as he is, just in a different way. We don't want this place turning into fucking reddit either. If you're okay with reddit behavior you can go talk about 40k there. Genuinely trying to moralfag marks you as more of an outsider than this fucking space wolf loving autistic retard, as much as I don't want him here.
>>97857949Howling Banshees and Wraithblades sort fit different niches. Banshees are pretty much dedicated anti-infantry specialists while Wraithblades are tankier and aren't limited to going after just light infantry with strength 7 with the axes. I think the main reason wraiths didn't get a lot of play this edition is because they don't benefit from the army rule outside of their detachment.
Wait lesbo ultras anon is the new collage manager? Im thinking BASED?
>>97857972the difference is ultrasfag doesnt sperg out and post 500000 posts because someone insults her one time which makes it infinitely less destructive to using this website for discussion and community events
>>97857977No, fecalfag is just being retarded.
you know, my backlog isn't really that bad in the grand scheme of boxes I have unbuilt. The problem is that they're scattered around a several cubic meter pile of garbage in my room, so it feels like it's worse than it is.
>>97857946> I’d probably go for this thing that’s super specialReminds me of that meme showing communists picking their roles after the revolution happens, and it’s all retarded nonsense. Just like CHAZ. I bet you supported CHAZ, anon…fag
>>97857898Maybe just another company designation and a denotion of being a vet?
>>97857977No, collageanon does it by himself and just has us vote on what the theme will be.
>>97857984>UM ACKTUALLY YOU NEED TO EAT SHIT AND DIE OR ITS NOT FAIRno thanks nigger
>>97857866haha true but this stuff will all be completely done in a couple of months. ive already completed a box of deathwing knights plus almost done with a great unclean one
Can’t decide what I’m gonna paint my new 11th ed orks when they come out. Bad moons maybe? Evil sunz?
You have to give up any and all tabletop games, but in exchange you get a gf (she loves you)do you do it?
>>97857960This. Back in the day we used to throw around that phrase about how if something's said ironically enough, people will start taking it unironically and this feels like a result of that>>97857972I don't want this place to turn into leddit either, there's a reason I've been around here for 2 decades. There is a difference between reddit suckup-ism, crass jokes and derogatory words, and then actual deep-seated unhinged sexism like what decalfag just displayed though. I need you to understand that, or I'm going to start throwing around the m____ l_______ phrase>>97857999Well Empspeed to you, DA were always one of the few loyalist marines I would do an army of. How are your SoB going too?
>>97858010Yes. Later virgins
>>97858010I already have one, so i'll pass.
>>97858010Joke's on you. I don't play any tabletop games. I mostly paint coomer minis, but I can give up Kingdom death and other ttgs and just stick to non-game related figures and busts.
>>97857997Says the guy thinking he’s going to be a lord of change. You’d be one of minor demonspawn at best. Your life isn't a movie anon.
>>97858010Kek, so sad..
>>97858022>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO EAT SHITTTT!!!!!I don’t think I will lolyou enjoy though
>>97858022>you have to take this hypothetical SERIOUSLYWhat's with all the spergouts today?
>>97858029Stop ban evading.
>>97857292Mockup warthog hood 1.0. I think I need to build the little driver bro to make sure the scale doesn't look retarded. Also I think I'll cut the mudflaps off the back wheels and stick them to the sides of the truck bed.>>97857725That looks awesome
>>97858040Huh?
I kind of want to play Knights as my main faction but I'm wary because I hear they're basically a super swingy meme army
>>97858029
>>97858041I really like that, maybe have a front plate or a bullbar, but what you have now is great.
>>97858043Much of the time you'll win or lose in your opponents list creation. How much AT did he bring? The game itself is just playing out that foregone conclusion.
>>97858043Look my peep, if you go into a battle and your opponent doesn’t know your army…you win! If your opponent knows you’re playing Knights then you lose…so basically Tournament wise you will do okay and friendly play wise you will lose.
>>97858029We literally saw you fold the second you thought you were talking to a girl.
>peep
>>97858055What the hell are you talking about? I talk to plenty of women.
>>97858043It's fundamentally a tilt list army.
decalfag…
Should I give NMM a crack on my collage project? It's Lhykhis, so there's not a ton of metallic parts and most of them are just raised lines.
to be fair letting foids run anything is fucking retarded and the equivalent to a slow suicide for whatever it is they're running. im not even a regular here what is happening
>>97858073Nah my peep, nmm is a meme
>>97858043I always heard they’re a stat check army if you go full knights.
>>97858074Godspeed anon
>>97858074What armies do you play anon?
>>97858076>peep
>>97858074>im not even a regular here what is happeningThe resident lolcow is trying to force his delusions into reality
>>97858083salamanders and nids right now, want to get into tau because big robot funny
>>97858084What's wrong peep?
>>97858010already have a wife so no>>97858013they are still partially completed .....picrel...ill get to them when im done with daemons and DAs.....
Why the fuck are peeple peeping?
>>97858088I wanna get a pet rat so badly. I realize that isn't a rat, but it reminded me.I want a shoulder rat.
>>97858088It is a gross word.
>>97858100skaven san
>>97858093Easter has passed and Peeps are on discount
>>97858089They look nice from here, bretty gud progress there. I wish I was as quick as you but I play too much vidya and when I do get to painting I'm slow as>>97858093The mutant occasionally uses "peep" and thinks that usage of the word in such a singular form is normal. He set off the peeposting here >>97858054
>>97858108thanks anon ! i dont play much vidya and when i do its just fortnite for a few hours. im paintmaxxing so my main priority after work and wife is my armies and getting them 100% table ready with paint + basing
>>97857695I like the idea that Flayed Ones can spontaneously erupt from those who break from witnessing their debauchery.
>>97857826They should make a Chaos Artillery unit that's crab/arachnid like and has a giant cannon sticking out of its ass. Like a mech daemon version of the plasma bug from Starship Troopers.
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree primaris are king?
So wtf army do I play? I can't find a good mix between aesthetic models and gameplay
>>97858135So... basically daemon engine Biovore?
>>97858145sisters of battle or custodies
>>97858140>cherrypicks one of the few truly cool primaris modelsI'm glad they scale crept marines up to how big they should be, manlets were always a bit goofy, but primaris were not the way to do it. Specifically just due to how much more generic scifi they took the new power armour designs in, 40K feels like it's lost a lot of it's unique visual identity.
>>97858135So a backwards defiler?
>>97858135>Like a mech daemon version of the plasma bugA warpsmith tried making that once, but the slaanesh daemon he used to power it was too strong....
hi guys, how do i make it more apparent my marines are members of the forge cult? like they're masters of the forge and making and repairing their own weapons and armor
Me and SallyKing are working together! Yay! Luv ya Marinebro!
>>97858186fuck off ban evader
>>97858163Ah good fun times.
every single thread...
>>97858185make little armor panels and rivets out of plasticard to look like they're reinforcing their own gear
>>97858151>custardsNo>sisters Too reddit and too trim detail heavy
>>97858188We’re friends you fat freak, mind your business.
>>978581961k sons ? they have pretty good aesthetics for csm, if not them then harlequins or aeldari are also options .....
>>97858197He can't stand you and has said as much
>>97858197At least your tranny ass isn't denying being a ban evader anymore
>>97857988I’ll think on that, don’t think I’ve ever done a “codex” heraldic device.
>>97858205My man you have had most of your posts deleted in the past seven threads. The only person who needs to stay away from these threads is you, if only so you can actually sit away from your computer/phone and work on your Hellblasters.
Mogging the nomodles as usual..
>>97858222…………
>>97858225Nice Knights fella
>>97858225
does anyone else remember that NIGGERS exist during a painting session and it kind of just kills their whole vibe? happened to me just now.
>>97858242>>97858246>Peanut gallery expresses their opinion..
>>97858254Try eating a small metal object moving at several hundred feet per second and see if that helps.
>>97858225Even my worst model can easily mog all of your knights any day of the year.
>>97858225I've spent the entire day doing nothing but building models and preparing them for painting later this week, only stopping to make myself dinner. In that time I did the finishing touches on my Crucible character (Mostly cleaning up some of the greenstuff and texturing the base/covering the insulation foam so it doesn't die when I spray paint it), finished up some Grav Tanks, built a squad of Howling Banshees, a squad of Wraithguard with D-Scythes, Eldrad Ulthran, and a Daemon Prince for the hell of it so it wasn't just an Eldar Day (And also to get rid of the box it and the Banshees came in). Again, that's 15 models total all in one day's work.In that same period of time you have made who-knows-how many posts, and something like 40 of them have been deleted just in that 24 hour time frame between the last three threads. You've yet to finish the Hellblasters you started more than 6 months ago at this point. You've had at least three or four meltdowns today alone, getting your posts deleted just as many times.I have a massive headache right now, one part contributed by the absurd amount of plastic cement fumes I've inhaled in the last 12 or so hours while modeling, and one part by how genuinely awful your posts have been the last few days. I implore you, if only so your Hellblasters get finished, step away from the computer tomorrow and actually do some hobbying. It might do you some good for once.
>>97858089Wait you have an eldar army now too?
>>97858293ye, i have aeldari, drukhari, harlequins, chaos daemons, sisters of battle, and dark angels ....
>>97858302Do you have a titan too? Or was the one from the cool pic of your sister someone else's
one more box from the pile done !
>>97858370i used to have a knight but i got rid of it since knights are gay and cringe
>>97858386He's not painted.That isn't very 'done'
>>97858386enjoy painting it queennurgle daemons are great fun to paint because you can be as high effort or as low effort as you want while still looking good
God, I hate assembling so much it's unreal.
>>97858386He looks just like those pictures you posted of yourself, Queenie. The resemblance is astounding.
how GAY and RETARDED is a custom chapter that's part iron hands part salamander geneseedwise
>>97858140>primaris are king?Geeze, haven't heard that in awhile.
>>97858409Sallies were never had confirmed successor chapter until after primaris, so i guess you could push that they were trying to build up a new founding with sallies geneseed but since they didn't have enough they just used iron hand geneseed to have enough.I'm interested in what you'd like to do with this proposed sucessor
>>97858409Entirely gay and retarded UNLESS you go full Rowdy Roddy with it, it which case it would be based, straight and extremely high iq.
>>97858397done assembling anon.....
>>97858420thought was that they would have the forge cult and also the obsession with bionics, idk, i honestly havent thought it out this far. the defect idea was that they would be really prone to hoarding things and making shit out of it, so they have to have a lot of chaplains to make sure they arent bringing back anything too insane, but honestly im up for ideas
>>97858442You should paint him, anon.
>>97858386Started with Nurgle Daemons and don't regret it. I don't think there's another army that's as easy to paint, and I've painted a ton of different Marines.
>>97858458i will once im done assembling all my boxes>>97858502im doing daemon soup with belakor as the warmaster
>>97857075My latest WIP
>>97857075Here is a models
>IMG_
>>97858578NTA but I don't know what that means.
>>97857666I think 8 or 9, missed a couple where I had nothing to fit the theme
>>97858580it's indicative of phoneposting on, and may allah forgive me for even uttering this word, an iphone
>>97858514Nice. Be'lakor's been pretty good, hopefully he holds up in 11e.
>>97857075update on agral
>>97858551thats a very nice skittle anon, good job
would two sets of killzone volkus make for a playable and somewhat interesting table for 1000 and 2000 point games?any other/better suggestions for terrain for games up to 2000 points?
>>97857845
This general has genuinely gotten worse. I don’t think 11th will change that either.
>>97858707Should change the "days" to "hours"
>>97858721What do you think will improve this general?
>>97858736A week or two of this board being unusable
>>97858721Mods finally cleaning it up after a year of almost no moderation is a positive sign.
>>97857881
>>97858756lul pretty fitting
>>97858055He pretty much admitted to being a virgin incel, he hates women for not sleeping with his loser ass lmao. That's where his Eldar hatred comes from as well
i have made an abomination before the omnissiah
>>97858786kek
>>97858786The ordo reductor smiles apon you
>>97858786
>>97858786Beautiful.Somehow reminds me of the ForgeFiends mating incident.
Is the new detachment system going to double the number of strategems I'm supposed to remember while playing?
>>97858823We don't know yet, but I would be willing to bet that 2-point Detachments will only have 4 strategems And 1-point Detachments will only have 2.
>>97858786You know this is canon
>>97858736Not feeding lolcows
>>97858786>My son...
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/0itotcz4/golden-demon-2026-adepticon-finalists-part-one/
>>97858889
>>97858889Making me feel really inadequate here
>>97858898There's a couple of cool space wolves ones in there. None of them feature any injured or downed wolves though.
So true!
>>97858889why is he collecting that eldar's tears?
>>97858907All the micro-black hole bombs are in their armour, they're performing a brave suicide bombing charge.
>>97858889weird it happened twice
>>97858915Eldar leak a lotSee>>97858923
GW need to ban being able to reroll successful hits in the hopes of getting lethals / sustained
>>97858823How are multiple detachments supposed to work, will the admy be split into two and only one side benefits from one detachment rules and the same for the other?
>>97858932I wouldn't ban it but make it a more expensive strat/ability.So we remove the concept of rolling generically and instead make generic stratagems to try and do the action again if and only if it isn't successful. We then give some expensive characters the ability to try and fish for lethals and sustained. Like a techmarine should be able to make a gatling cannon get sustained. This could also be done without rerolls by simply saying 5's now retroactively count and this roll cannot be rerolled
>>97858857>this is canonNTA butAre White Dwarf conversions usually canon especially when made by GW staff?
Does someone actually like list building in 10th? I used to spend time just tinkering with lists even until 9th just for the fun of it but there's just so little to do in 10th that it becomes very boring.
>>97858960Depends, if it's a meta list, it's pretty much a good stuff pileIf it's casual list, then yes, building something that supports your favorite models is still fun.
>>97858960I like playing with the trans cutie who owns blood angels at my LGs so I think more about her bootie than I do about the game.
>>97858956Things you like are always canon unless they are things I dislike, then they're hearsay at best.
>>97858932but i like gambling >:(
Tbf if we just remove space marines from the game that should get rid of most of the rerolls
Back at >>97851626 I asked about a DKOK heavy stubber proxy being a guy holding a big heavy gun. Found pic related and I think it is better than the stinger because it is bigger. I just want to know now:Bullet belt or ammo container? I'm not sure if container should be a big round drum or a box.>>97858914>shippingI'm asking here in sincerity.Is this a canon gay relationship in 40k?Is this just a shipping that only "exists" because two people of the same sex are getting along? Or is this just a shipping by those who like lesbian ships and has no canon grounds?Or is this just a meme shipping like the Yvraine X Guilliman shipping?>>97858960>Does someone actually like list building in 10th?I always like list building in any game really. Mostly because my head wanders into imagining the list being good and flavourful in the universe the game is to take place in at the same time. Lastly does anybody know what the specific paints are for that basing recipe for that wasteland terrain those minis are on?
>>97858942In theory you either get one big detachment like the existing ones that applies to everything or multiple small ones that apply to specific unit types. There shouldn't be any confusion with that. But they did say you could buy enhancements for units individually so you have to keep track of that.
>>97858985>Is this a canon gay relationship in 40k?No. Their dynamic in Gathering Storm and the associated tie-in fiction sorta resembles Maverick and Iceman, where the earnestness and abilities of one party gradually wins over the belligerent dickhead who's also on their team. And if you know your Top Gun references then you know that it's memetically a kinda gay movie. Or for weebs: it's like a tsundere slowly growing to accept the target of their bitchiness. Then you have Fall of Cadia, the big novel about Gathering Storm's big boom, and I don't think you can read pic related and not at least get suspicious that the writer was trying to be cheeky about loading Greyfax's PoV with gay subtext.But in any case, no, strictly speaking there's nothing canon about Celestine and Greyfax so much as entertaining the flicker of a notion to make with each other. But I wouldn't say it's quite as nonsensical as YvrainexGuilliman since those two scarcely have any written interactions at all, let alone ones that subtext could be inferred from.
>>97859053Thanks for clearing that up, anon.I don't know Top Gun references and I don't know the Maverick and Iceman.And while I get the tsundere stuff I think that would be the one I should not have understood the most for obvious reasons.>writer was trying to be cheekyI think the writer knew he was gonna create a big shipping following with giving an inch so the fans would take 40,000 miles.>But I wouldn't say it's quite as nonsensical as YvrainexGuilliman since those two scarcely have any written interactions at allI mean there are "crack shippings" that are just meant to be humorous in an absurd way like Ruby from RWBY and Ferrus Manus.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92152119/#q92155816Concerning the YvraineXGuilliman do you think it might have contributed to why Yvraine's faction is now just a footnote with a few breadcrumbs of passing mentions at best nowadays?I know Yvraine reviving Guilliman was meant to 'integrate' Yvraine and her Eldar faction into the lore by tying her with Guilliman's return.
>>97859089>I think the writer knew he was gonna create a big shipping followingThe ship already existed years prior to the novel. It's more like the writer poured some fuel on the fire.
>>97857845>Politics>Feminine controll system>Right wing men grovel for acceptanceBruh. I'm basically literally hitler and I've been in the collage since the beginning. What are you talking about?
>>97859053To be fair, they have more interactions than this. And it's better subtext than most "shipped" characters in media have.
>>97858246Ooh I'm saving that one for future use
>>97857555Got a spare marine or chaos marine? Pic a random chapter/legion/warband and paint it up.Pic something fun and challenging like Fire Hawks, or Flawless Host. Bonus points if you pic colours you never use.
>>97859107dont fuel his schizophrenic delusions, hes beyond help at this point
>>97859103>It's more like the writer poured some fuel on the fire.That is the best decision to be honest. A little lighter into the pool of gasoline and then watch the explosion and flames.
>>97858163I'm the Thomas The Tank Engine reaction image poster of that pic.>2022The passing of time hurts me the most. It is this kind of autism that makes me love the Warhammer stuff and why I keep coming back here.
>>97859019>shark shape capeOk I like that.Also, would.
I'm working on this WB but I think I the red I for the highlight was a bit too pink and not warm enough. oh well it's fineany suggestions? I'm gonna finish and clean up the black lines on certain parts. I'm also gonna do text and symbol freehand all over
>>97859188here's the last one I did for referrence
>>97859192>>97859188>Any suggestions?I didn't see any mouldlines. So you seem alright there.I guess the only thing I can say is that the basing colour needs to be something that makes the model "visually pop" off the base so the base colour should complement colours of the Word Bearer.So if you want a brown wasteland base try not to fall into the trap I fell into of meticulously looking at different shades of brown.
>>97859188>BEHOLD! >MY NEW GLORIOUS STICK!
>>97859188ngl i can't really see the pinkiness in any of the highlights so you could just be overthinking and need a break from the mini, otherwise mixing a bit of orangy red for a highlight should get that warmer colour you're after.But you mini's are looking fantastic anon, i can't wait to see them fully complete.
>>97859204>doakes.png
>>97859249>I got doakes'd I'm gonna go take a break before coming back here. Don't know for how long.I'm sorry I made you raise an eyebrow.
>>97858564hard disagree. Little snapshots of different places all across the galaxy is way better than one big story that has to feature every single faction even if it's stupid."This is what the big players are currently doing" is so much better "and all of the big players are showing up in the same place for one big fight that will Change. Everything. Forever."
>kit: "Thank you, Mr. Space Marine.">SM: "You're welcome, little felinid. Call us if you see another Chaos Warlock.">kit: "And remember, children, if you see a psyker not authorized by the Imperium, they most likely work for Chaos, and you must report it to the nearest Imperial authority.">SM: "Unauthorized psykers are responsible for 95% of daemonic invasions.">Kit/SM: "Now you know.">*Paid-for message from the Imperium of Man*
>>97859283This is someone’s fetish
>>97857157>benis cloth
>>97859289It occurs to me that with the level of attrition and tendency towards martyrdom that Sisters ought to have a lot more prosthetics and amputees. Or at least burn marks all over their exposed skin. But hey, the Emperor protects, right?
I wish 40k had more bespoke terrain that wasn't specifically from kill team.>>97857186>warhammer 1991You a real grog in your 50s?>>97857235>printing fw is badWhy, it's not like the cunts are selling shit like the tantalus.
>>97857243>>97857275GEMINI BROS REPRESENT
>>97859298People meme on the faction terrain from AoS but the idea seems extremely soulful to me. I don't think you need to be able to make a full board of faction specific terrain, by having one or two for your display cabinet or army display board would be awesome and is something most modellers aspire to anyways.
>>97857257I post in /wip/ when this thread has too much shitposting.
>>97859298Tantalus will come back in plastic someday. Probably.
>>97859289Fuck nuggets are definitely a fetish.But there are more out there.
>>97859298>Why, it's not like the cunts are selling shit like the tantalusSome autists at the LGS get pretty rattled about proxies and anything that can be assumed to be a recast.There was an incident where a guy accused a guard player of using recast Lord Commissar model.His evidence was his finecast model is too "perfect by finecast standards" to not be a recast.Turned out the model was in metal not finecast.So he moved the goalpost to it being a metal recast. Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>97859289I got a lot of fetishes, man. Body horror and transformation is definitely up there
>>97859329>Autism is a hell of a drug.I was gonna say boomer women destroyed this country by having kids in their 30s, but then I realized that zillennial women are waiting until their 40s to have kids now so the autism problem will multiply 10fold. Sucks for any normal kid born after 2020 I guess.
>>97859283>This is what the big players are currently doing" is so much better than>"and all of the big players are showing up in the same place for one big fight that will Change. Everything. Forever."Yeah this is my issue with lot of modern 40k lore shit.This is why I originally liked the Pariah Nexus when it was just Imperium vs Necrons. But then GW has Vashbore the retarded mary sue daemon, break through reality in the Null zone that repels all warp phenomena.And as soon as that happened the entire pariah Nexus thing just turned to shit and became boring as fuck where it devolved yet again into a "imperium vs chaos" horse shit.Doing shit like this just makes the entire setting and the events within it just feel fucking artificial, because it is. Because it is only driven by GW's wanton greed for profit, because they think if they are not including every single fucking faction into 1 warzone it then somehow means that people stop buying some faction's models.
>>97859350Slop
>>97859356Not slop
>>97859188looking good, bro
>>97859353evidence?
>>97859372It's mk6
>>97859369Kek
>>97858932Perhaps its against the 'spirit' of the game or something, but I find it difficult rolling lots of dice. I hate having to need to calculate how many shots my lasguns are going to do when I know it won't do jack shit. It doesn't help that most hobby tables I have played at refuse to have space for dice trays/areas to put dead minis/deepstrike.I feel that lots of dice slows down the game and it can be annoying to figure out. Especially if it's an outward number or there are too many dice for one roll.
>>97859369
>>97859381>I hate having to need to calculate how many shots my lasguns are going to dobut that's just basic math...
I only today realised that my renegades and heretics (modernly just guard rules) Warlord has never gotten a name like my other characters. Even after 10 or so years. I just always called him warlord while keeping track of his cool deeds in games.
Should I buy a new box of Guardian Defenders? I bought one back in 2023 but I didn't know at the time all units from a box need to wield the same weapon and I was just mixing and matching.
How many Traitor Guardsmen should you use in a Chaos Space Marine Army? I would assume there's a detachment for mostly Traitor Guardsmen with some space marines attached?
>>97859192Dumb question, is the Word Bearer emblem with the fire around it all part of a water decal? Or is it just the demon head and you painted the flames around it?
>>97859391Warren Lord
>>97859398you did good, don't bother with another box, use whatever rules for the unit you think are best and place the correct equipment up front
>your female custode, sir
>>97859398What do you mean anon, Guardians only have access to the one gun?There only option is a seperate weapons platform.
>>97859433I kinda want to see the mother
>>97859433damn the grug genes hit her hard holy shit (assuming not trans)
>>97859442look up wwe sableshe was a gigastacy but brock's genes were just too powerful
>>97859436It's from Shuriken Rifles to their sword and pistol. I remember painting two with the rifles and 1 with the sword and pistol.
>Helbrutes are online only despite the fact it doesnt even look badWhy though?
>>97859415it's a decal. they also have the burning book decal included in the same sheet but it doesn't fit on the shoulder pauldron so I never use them
I had an interesting idea, I don't know how I'd act on it. Won a little award for painting modeling, nothing special, but 'propainting' always seemed dumb to me on ebay. but the other day someone was here talking about how ebay sellers like miniwarbits would commission him to paint shit for them. I had a brain thought bout this- what if I acquired boxes of shit that WAACfags were interested in, painted and assembled them, then sold them for more? I don't know how I'd get ahead of the meta though. Maybe if I was watching immediately as new rules drop I could immediately buy the new OP stuff on ebay before it gets scalped, then paint/assemble quickly, then sell it for a higher price to the kind of tard who wants to win tournies so badly he's willing to have a whole army of tau drones.
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>>97859436I gave them bolters.
>>97859408You would assume wrong, GW doesn't care about traitor guard except scalping boxes for 115 dollars they previousing sold for 65 as a combined singular kill team. TG are so forgotten they don't even have any ability to use IG tanks.
>>97859461They're a bit old and they want to have other products in the shelves.
>>97858898ngl this one is cool
>>97859311i dont even understand what's supposed to be happening here
>>97859298the AoS faction terrain IS really soulful, as someone who plays it.
