I love Warhammer, it's so badass haha.Post you favourite Warhammer memes in this thread!
>>97857605Sure. That will cost you $50 a meme.
>>97857605I love Emperor's New Groove haha it's my favorite movie haha
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>>97857779I like these kinds of memes where they aren't added texts beyond what it is in the image. A genuine piece that even people who don't understand Warhammer can get.
>>97857779Black Friday
>>97857789I would love a bunch of 2nd ed marines to portray SoB, since muscly pecks are no bigger than tits and they fit just fine inside marine armor.
>>97858656Scalpers when the store pokemon cards are about to restock.
>>97857605whats so bad about Warhammer demons tho. A bloodletter isnt all that worse than a felguard from Warcraft or a Hezrou from DnD or a random Demon Soldier from Diablo
>>97858731Sure it is.Warcraft is a PG setting.The worst thing Warcraft demons can do is call you some mildly upsetting but non-prejudicial curse words, and passive-aggressively tousle your hair.Warhammer (Or Diablo) Demons might even rustle your jimmies.
>>97858731Warhammer corruption is serious business. It's almost impossible to reverse. Just being around a warp entity can cause your soul to be permanently tainted and cause an irreversible spiral into being a cocksleeve for Chaos.Blizzard stuff is full of "corrupting" elements but they can mostly be purged pretty trivially.
>>97858828That like never actually happens. Malus Darkblade had a demon living inside him for like a year and never became a chaos worshiper. I can probably think of many settings with demons that have more feats equal or greater to the ones in Warhammer.
>>97858828i dont know man, every single named Warhammer Fantasy/ Age of Sigmar/ 40k protag has encountered high caliber chaos shit, beat its ass and went out of the other wise perfectly fine. The Exorcists are an entire chapter that gets possessed for funsies. If regular literally who humans like Gaunt and his Ghosts, Creed, Felix and like 95% of Kislev can, so can random TTRPG player characters (by definition people above the average)warhammer chaos corruption is way overhyped.
>>97858853True, but he has Elf privilege, and protagonist immunity.Your average bumblefuck just gets raped and eaten and soul-molested until their mortal essence is macerated into primordial chaos by The Warp.I think Malus never willingly surrendered to the Daemon, nor did it manage to kill him, so I believe it never claimed his soul (basically head cannon, believe what you like).
>>97858859They're protagonists so they don't count, except for that one Gaunt Ghost who got hit by shrapnel from an exploding Chaos shrine.
>>97858853named character are basically immortal, for regular Joes, if a full on daemon farts once somewhat close to his house it might doom him to only have horrifically mutated children
>>97858860No, the average bumblefuck in Kislev, the Empire and Cathay lived next to Chaos for thousand of years and lived their shitty little lifes.also, again, TTRPG player characters arent average bumblefucks.
>>97858866well guess who else is a Protagonist. Player Characters of your game session of [INSERT GAME SYSTEM]. So yes, it does count.
>>97858867>if a full on daemon farts once somewhat close to his house it might doom him to only have horrifically mutated childrenwrong and nonsensical chaos wank by secondaries. The Empire endured. Bretonnia endured. Kislev endured.
>>97858881yeah, and they endured because demons are really rare when there's not a full on chaos invasion mr warcraft enjoyer
>>97858867I know Warhammer has shitty writing but since when was named characters having plot armor a canon part of the setting
>>97858885there are chaos cults all over the place, who summon lesser demons like Bloodletters, Daemonettes or Plaguebearers all the time. As it is a habit for Warhammer fans, they way overhype their shit.
>>97858893>there are chaos cults all over the placeyes>who summon lesser demons like Bloodletters, Daemonettes or Plaguebearers all the timeno, summoning a demon is a big deal and they're short lived in the material world so it's not like they will roam around for years
>>97858885demons havent been rare during the Great War against Chaos (Warhammer Fantasy), not the Age of Chaos and the Age of Sigmar (AoS), nor the Horus Heresy and all the years since the Great Rift has opened. (40k). Warhammer people fight Demons all the time
>>97858905Chaos waxes and wanes over time. Post heresy chaos waned to the extent that summoning a single bloodletter was extremely hard
>>97858905>"demons are rare beside chaos invasions">"yeah but what about those (chaos invasions)?"
>>97858919Expect, you know, 3 out of them arent chaos invasions but entire ages, in case of 40k and AoS in fact the current status quo for the entire IP
>>97857605Post your minis first.
>>97858731I think the joke is that he has fucking lots of them.
>>97858731warcraft demons are fucking lame and sargeras is a jobber and he's not even on the same level as the worse guys in the setting like the void lords, who are closer in scale to the chaos gods.
>>97858886>>97858886>archaon tries to kill himself to stop chaos>they just revive him because hte plot must go on
>>97859290Warcraft demons wipe the floor with Warhammer demons tho. The average bloodletter can only dream of being as strong as a felguard or even a wrathguard, the Legion doesnt simply desintegrate after being summoned, their heavy hitters like Felreavers and Spaceships are vastly superior and larger than your average demon engine, eredar casters are at least equal to tzeentchian sorcery, pitlords and doomlords are about equal to bloodthirsters and dreadlords are infiltrators and manipulators similar to the Changeling, just with vastly superior numbers.If anything, the Burning Legion is the more dangerous demon force compared to the armies of the 4 warhammer gods
>>97858859Eisenhorn is very much not perfectly fine.
>>97858859>If regular literally who humans like Gaunt and his Ghosts> encountered high caliber chaos shit, beat its ass and went out of the other wise perfectly fineno, not really. Remember Gereon.speaking of him; have the Ghosts novels got a real ending? I know the Sabbath Crusade had an official ending as a sort of in-setting historian point of view, but not the characters themselves. I just asume they eventually met some grimdark fate and New Tanith never got to happen, while Gaunt either died on the line of duty or got to retire to either Balhault or Vervun
>>97859290>someone didn't watch the wod cinematicwarcraft demons are cool as fucklove me a pit lordand demon hunters have just the right amount of edgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLzhlsEFcVQ
don't play Warhammer (because it's fucking gay) and this whole thread just confirms how fucking gay it is by your faggot ass responses
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>>97859290>Sargeras is a jobber, the chaos gods wo- HOLY SHITSargeras slams. Fraud lords don't do shit.
>>97858874>Player Characters of your game sessionOkay but corruption in Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay is a huge fucking deal though. It's hard to resist unless you're a dwarf. In Dark Heresy you don't even get a chance to resist it most of the time, you just get corrupted. In both games it can quickly spiral out of control and lead to physical mutation or debilitating insanity. The best defence is usually to avoid anything that seems to be radiating evil as much as possible.So it isn't overhyped, you're a nogames, and I cast you out.
>>97858731When you're playing D&D? As the title DM implies? Yeah they're a bit scary.
>>97860691Mad because your shit is even gayer lmao
>>97858859>>97858853Mkay, "protagonists can survive corruption," sure. However, Blizzard protagonists also survive corruption trivially, and characters who do get corrupted get purged trivially, so you're not making a great argument for how much scarier Saggy Ass and the Burning Hemorrhoids are than the Big Four. A great comparison- Blood Elves poisoned their sunwell and got addicted to magic. They have to have magic or they get the shakes.Eldar spawned a Chaos God and so much as saying its name will cause them to instantly die and have their soul tortured forever.
>>97861864>muh warcraft I didn't mention warcraft at all in my post. That was another anon. It's not even a ttrpg setting so idk why y'all are so obsessed. There's still like a dozen settings with demons/chaos gods stronger than the ones in Warhammer though.
>>97860691Your crown, king
>>97862181>I didn't mention warcraft at all in my post.fuck off then, I want the warcraft retard back, he was funny
>>97862249Thanks I was looking for this.
