Petty Edition>Previous>>97840176>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>5e Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>VtM to VtR fan translation guidehttps://mega.nz/folder/LhYTUD7b#cRDFTcMXSB_2TjD7eJoE5Q>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQ>General Creation Kithttps://mega.nz/#F!FWJgBTbb!f7d5rARWHYzuI8-8aI-Bxw>Ideas: BJ Zanzibar's WoDhttp://167.99.155.149/>Anders Mage Pagehttp://mage.gearsonline.net/anders/>White Wolf Wiki:https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page>Thread QuestionWhat was the pettiest thing you have done to annoy another person or vice versa in your chronicle?
>Petty EditionOf what, OP? :)
>>97862211>Fucked it upSend OP to the soulforges IMMEDIATELY
>>97862211>insert gangrel picture>shit the bedWhat did OP mean by this?
Shit like this is why the prince kicked all the Gangrels out of the city
>>97862439And here comes the petty.
>>97862621It means Im sleep deprived. Was tempted to say it was 'just as planned' but Im compulsively honest when Im tired.
>nosferats fuck up>gangrel fuck upTime to give the intertubes management to the Tremere.
>>97862679If that came across as petty then get off the internet.
>>97862211>What was the pettiest thing you have done to annoy another person or vice versa in your chronicle?I had to somehow conjure up a Settite that "owed a favour" to the local Sheriff so he could rip out the heart of my Toreador player, because he was coking up whores and then fucking them with Celerity and intentionally spreading STDs everywhere and I didn't want to just sunrise him (not yet). He did end up switching to Power and Inner Voice, so it happened anyway several sessions later. Welp.
>>97862823>fucking them with Celerity
>>97862823>fucking them with CelerityAnd leaving a trail of friction burn cases in his wake?
>>97862823Motherfucker thinks he's the fucking Flash.
>>97862911to be fair he had like Celerity 2 so not friction burn territory, but imagine a whore high af on cocaine getting fingered at 3x speed as foreplay I thought it was hilariousnot the STD-spreading part thoughhe did it out of spite so he could trick the Gangrel player to feed from the diseased whores
>>9786Found out a rival Ventrue had a garlic allergy as part of an obscure curse on his bloodline. So I summoned him for a peace summit in a Korean eatery.
Which Legion do you guys think you’re realistically going to be inducted to when you shed this mortal coil? And don’t say the Legion of Paupers or the Legion of Fate, because A)You literally can’t plan for that and B)You are not “built different”.As for me, I’m pretty sure I’m going to drink my way into the Skeletal Legion.
>>97863310Judging by my family history I'm probably going to die of cancer, so the Skeletal Legion.
>>97863310Either Grim or Silent.
>>97863310Family history says either Iron or Grim. if you don't die for some dumb fool fight, you live til your 90s
>>97862211It's time we punish our designated baker, any ideas?
>>97863386>any ideas?You could do it yourself.
>>97863386Rape.
>>97863386Forced femboy training course.
>>97863386Send him to the Tax Man's dimension
>>97863421But Im not cute enough to be a femboy. Im also too old.
>>97863310I am in fact "built different," until my shadow decides I'm not
>>97863673Metamorphosis/Life Sphere/VicissitudeIt's ok we can make it happen anon
>>97862211The Brood had the best fucking intro of any stable, change my mind (you won't)
>>97863803>W5 writers had professed a lot of hatred for WtADo we have any links for this? It's certainly the impression I got from W5 it almost felt like deliberate sabotage. It would be nice to be vindicated.
>>97865127Again, I don't think what you were talking to was human. It was damn obvious they were tourists at the very least.
>>97865382The might have just been VtM purists or Bloodline fans. They tend to be unwilling to view WoD as anything other than a vampire game and Paradox have really catered the setting to them during their custodianship of WoD.
>>97865401I sincerely doubt that.
>>97863386Force him to withstand a hermetic's rant about the tremere
>>97863673Don't worry. We have vicissitude.Here, roll for your new hair and eye colour:https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Random_Hair_and_Eye_Color_(DnD_Other)
This thread feels so hidden that I'm starting to agree with the bakeslave punishment Thank you for baking though, I still appreciate you >>97865366There were interview lines and some quotes in the books themselves about it but a lot of that was posted back in the old Werewolf threads late last year, I remember one post had a quote from a writer or maybe a forum post about how he hated lore grugs>>97865382>>97865401Probably secondaries I think, I genuinely don't think there's any real VtM fans who want WtA to be VtM but furry. There's a legitimate argument that maybe it could have pulled better from folklore instead of putting in the druidic stuff but then again a fair amount of this was inspired by Anne Rice right? I have to admit I find it somewhat ironic that people dislike old Werewolf for being gross and weird but conveniently avert their eyes from old Vampire being gross and weird too, but it is what it is. I suppose they have a certain propensity towards games and themes more archetypal of the radical left like turning into an authoritarian big titty lizard fiend and enslaving the normies, but what do I know? Feel free to ignore the schizo last sentence, was mainly a joke
Rolled 59, 2 = 61 (2d100)>>97865646Ugh. Fine.
>>97865730Beach blonde or aqua hairYellow eyesI am actually fine with this.
>>97865401>and Paradox have really catered the setting to them during their custodianship of WoD.As a VtM purist, no, no they have not. V5 pushes to the margins the best parts of the setting, relies on very unwieldy metaplot surpassing even the worst of Revised, and engages in more retconning than one might think on the surface. Bloodlines has fun with the setting, V5 is a no fun allowed version of the setting. If WoD5 caters to anyone, it's weird european larpers.
>>97865738>yellow eye blondeSeibah?
>>97863310Which is the one for either utterly fatebound fuckups or suicides
>>97865750More like Miquella
>>97865811>suicidesWelcome to the silent legion.
>>97863386Force him to withstand a tremere's rant about the tremere
Bros, he's so cool. So far I'm going to have Sullivan Dane stalk the PCs, call them on the phone pretending to be a wrong number, send them pizzas they didn't order to see how the PCs react, and test supposed weaknesses like garlic and UV lights on them. When the trial for the Masquerade Breaker the PCs are supposed to bring in begins, he'll set the mansion ablaze and snipe from afar. Any more ideas? I'm having him pretend to be a hobo with a violin a couple blocks away from where he'll be studying the PCs.
>outed myself as a filthy phoneposterFugggggggg
>>97865896Just bear in mind that humans are squishy as hell. Overplan like hell, I recall one Anon saying he used Sullivan Dane, made a small mistake, and it ended with the PCs gunning him down.
>>97865816Whatabout "bulit different" to be divinely blessed to be a fuckup no matter what ?
>>97865896Have him impersonate and try and steal of one the PCs old identity/life.
