FUCK goblins.
>>97873398DO NOT
>>97873398No, that leads to hordes of bargain bin half-orcs.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I'LL FUCK 100 GOBLINS.
>>97873398I think that is a good way to contract weird exotic STDs.Wouldn't recommend even if some of them are kinda cute.
>>97873398>pic related
>>97873398I miss when goblin discourse wasn't completely drowned in cumbrains with fried neurons
TOTAL GOBLIN DEATH
>>97873398>>97873423>post says "fuck goblins">image depicts a fat green elfCurious.
>>97873440No you don't. You pretend there was discourse before the coomblin revolution, but there wasn't. Coomblins are your raison d'être, they have given you license to complain.
>>97873423
>>97873436>>97873608I don't know what you did to my brain, but I am currently imagining what female goblins that fuck humans would say about male goblins. In my head it sounds a lot like Divested Zealot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9dtBIuBfN0
>>97873398>Goblin layer
>>97873451Goblin, also called orcs in the elvish tongue, are a breed of elf. Twisted by dark magic, the race is thought to be hideous, but the mutant twisted faces is a function of environment not genetics.
>>97873667I see it more like goblinas are still mostly interested in male goblins, but the weird ones are very vocal about their love of humans.
>>97873667>"Gurl if you got a Fizzrack at home always be tellin' you about them goblin reparations, dump his ass and get yoself a John who built his own house."
>>97873791
They're just making /v/ threads at this point. The ironic difference being that if this thread were posted on /v/, you might accidentally get discussion out of it.
>>97873398Don't mind if I do.
>>97873398yeah
>>97873927>Schrodinger's horsecock
>>97873802/tg/ is in a sad state.
>>97873398OP is goblin deez nuts
>>97874020Booo you stink.
>>97874036gottem
>>97873414>Jensen, no!Jensen, yes!
>>97874087>CUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>You are accosted by goblins who say mean things to youYour response?
>>97873414>Only thing that people remember from GS is "rape goblins" and "the dude who only wants to kill goblins and actively tries to cheat at the game the story is based on"Begone trash
>>97874142Isn't that the guy who got raped
>>97874165Yes, but not by goblins.
>>97874184He's just like The Joker 2
>>97874141I spit on them as I walk by.
>>97873436I'm spaniard and we fuck anything, but +2 charisma for a mestizo? lol.
>>97873398Okay!
is matt mercer really a goblin coomer?
>>97873398The knowledge that people sexualize goblins makes me want to kill them more. I'm sure that this is the phenomenon that drove >>97873414's creation, Goblinslayer is obviously the result of a sort of exaggerated disgust response to goblins, which--like disgust responses often do--manifests as a fetishization of violence towards the object of disgust.This has been the subject of much thought on my part. Disgust and Arousal are very similar chemical states, you have probably heard the classic, that people who hate faggots also grow aroused when seeing images of faggotry--and this may be true, but people also sometimes orgasm when hanged. The wires are intercrossed because the state of arousal is the abandonment of reason--much like mortal fear of death, much like blind terror, and much like overwhelming disgust.I think that it is just as healthy to want to murder goblins in their hundreds of millions and stack their skulls in a pyramid as it is to want to have sex with them--which is to say, not at all. But between violence and sex it is unquestionable that violence is the more noble urge, and basically kys.
>>97873398"Das war en BEFEHL!">Unzips pants
>>97874580>Violence>SexThis is your brain on talmudic dick mutilation, MIC-brainwash and HFCS diet
>>97874141Butcher them. No mercy. No exceptions.>>97874580Goblin Slayer is the ONLY response to goblins.
>>97874409Mestizas are like catnip to white boys for some reason, and it’s white boys that play D&D
>>97874142That and the characters have Race/Class instead of names.It's a really weird cynically fabricated media franchise.For instance, it tries to draw in it's target audience with graphic involuntary goblin whoopee, then it flops around trying to make you care about characters it can't even be bothered to name (Presumably this is some sort of MMO-adjacent trope where you refer to your temporary party members by class, because you cba to friend them), before giving up after five episodes or so and calling another goblin gangbang.It's what I'd identify as a project born entirely out of contempt for it's own target audience.
Sexualized goblins just look like fat Filipinas. I don’t get the appeal. Women should be tall and slender and either white as snow or black as coal.
>>97874703That your girlfriend, brah? Nice pull if so. If not, keep trying until she is, my dude.
Better looking than gremlins
>>97873398Oh we're having THIS thread again.
>>97874142>actively tries to cheat at the game the story is based onThis is standard OSR philosophy
>>97874827That’s your preference, not everyone has the same taste.And there’s nothing wrong with that
>>97875093Nah.You can judge a man by his taste.In women, in shoes, in art, and in music.Not totally off one thing, mind.But once you get a fairly complete picture of what a man likes, then you know what kind of a man he is.
>>97874827>Sexualized goblins just look like fat Filipinas.I fail to see the issue
>>97875476
>>97873608FINNS???
>>97873939Goblins in my game are reproductive parasites that insinuate themselves into the communities of other species and breed with their men. Their daughters are always goblins (and there are no male goblins).A wizard created them as a means to subvert a kingdom he really fucking hated.
>>97874142GS would have been better if it had avoided the typical JRPG tropes and just focused on goblins being the absolute worst and one man's mad quest to genocide their entire species. The brutal party wipe at the start was an announcement that "this isn't like your other fantasy mangas!", only for it to end up being just like other fantasy mangas once the MC gets a party.
>>97873398Traditional games?
>>97875819Yes goblins are a staple of traditional games. Kind of silly you didn't know that.
>>97873451Yeah, they gotta be a little fucked up.
>>97875435Sheit my filipina ex was built like that.DD tits on a 5'2" frame....
>>97873436the reason why Humans can make "half-" subraces with every other race is because they're genetic parasitesan extremely adaptable genetic structure capable of assimilating any other sentient biological beings into greater Humanity, Humans are much more prolific sex pests than goblins if you think about it
>>97874141The blasphemer dies first
>>97873414
>>97876592
>>97876690The one on the right seems to be having an alright time.
The mysterious evolution of the Gothblin.
>>97874422Definitely not, plus Nott turned out to be a fat ugly halfling anyway.
>>97873440I miss when you tourists werent endlessly trying to sterilize 4chan.
>>97877292There was never a time where chronic masturbators who want to anonymously co-masturbate with other men weren't shunned and told to go back to the dozen or more explicitly chronic masturbation for anonymous co-masturbation with other men boards.
>>97877539That time is past. Oh well, guess you should leave!
>>97874422The trend came from WoW more than anything, and started way earlier than 2010.
>>97876834nice fan art, too bad Nott is such an annoying character
>>97877836>goblin finds Egyptian tomb>loots it>tries to pass herself off as Pharaoh>nobody pays her any attention
>>97873398>tfw goblin girls aren't real How do you cope with this feeling?
>>97877937Alcoholism mostly.
>>97877950But anon...I can't enjoy a night of drinking without my tribe...
>>97877977>fat-titted milf got her own image setBased Flick giving the people what they want.
>>97874827>t. Seething with jealously elf girl
>>97877539It is simply amazing how wrong you are.
>>97877950I love her, built for human men.
>>97877937Just buy some glasses with green-tinted lenses and go to a barrio in the American southwest.
>>97878159I don't really understand the association between goblin girls and mexican girls...Spics are goblin sized but that's about it.
Tips for running an all goblin party game?
>>97878203Sex with Tubba. Sorry, what was the question?
>>97878203use Eberron.
>>97873465Ugly as shit pic
>>97877750It also completely ignores how much influence Midna has on the shortstack trend, despite being flat chested in official art
>>97878259You're ugly.
>>97878220The last time I tried to run a e5 game it didn't go so good...
>>97875063Yeeesh… where’s the paper bag?
>>97878176>Spics are goblin sized but that's about itAnd that's all you need. Even the green skin isn't constant. Coomblins are very inconsistent except in being short and fat.
At some point goblins realized it was easier to get what they wanted by just having sex with adventurers rather than trying to attrit them with numbers, huh.
>>97878176Probably the spic association with just blasting out babies
>>97878580They don't usually do it 8 at a time though.
>>978779773 then 4 then 2 then 3 again.
>>97873398Goblins going to fuck you up.
>>97878626They have a minimum of 8 children, though.
>>97877977>>97877989
>>97874580Jokes on you you're just turning her on even more the more goblins you kill.
>>97878885
>>97878891My favorite vatnik
Give me your stories of goblin adventures/goblin encounters.
>>97874826there was a second goblin gangbang? I watched the first episode and turned it off cuz I could already tell it was gonna be shit
>>97879585I played a goblin girl in my most recent Strahd campaign. It was about as stereotypical as you could be, ranger/rogue who loved stealing shit but the whole campaign was an absolute blast.
>>97879676Ooohhh, that sounds like a lot of fun! >It was about as stereotypical as you could be, ranger/rogue who loved stealing shitdesu that's the best most fun way of playing a goblin girl. The more deranged and feral the better. Did you geet to do anything cool?
Newish goblin from arnau minis
>>97879717She's an orc!
>>97879723Sure, Jan.
Gobs out here going for human dick shall be crushed (along with the humans as well)
>>97879657I believe there were at least three goblin gangbangs total, though the first was the biggest and greenest, and that one of the three was a flashback to explain a character's tragic goblin gangbang related backstory.This is going from my memory of the time I googled exactly how much goblin rape was in goblin slayer.And the answer seems to be>Not enough for the people who like Goblin Rape>But too much for the people who don't
>>97874422I mean he probably didn't help but I don't think it was foundational work.
