A) RUN AWAYB) STAND YOUR GROUND
>>97881029I dance like there's no tomorrow.
C) Seduce the Dalek
suppose I better run up dem here staircase, if only oh lawd I weren't so fat
>>97881082Captain Jack has entered the thread.
>>97881029>>97881082Option D) Can I offer you a jelly baby in this trying time?
This makes me want a Dalek game honestly. Low-fi dirty vibes like in the ruins of Skaro
>>97881619DALEK has accepted your offer.You're off the hook. For now...
>>97881140YOUR HEART RATE IS AC-CEL-ER-ATING! YOUR MUS-CLES ARE WEAK! YOU ARE AN IN-FER-IOR SPE-CIES, SHAWANDA, DES-TINED FOR EX-TER-MIN-ATION!The DALEK vaporizes you.
>>97881751Same. We'll start Skaro's new leading punk rock band. We will be the future of the DALEK music industry!
>>97881029I dunno, ask >>>/qst/
>>97881926Complication: anon is so physically immense that his blubber acts like insulation against the Dalek's ranged weaponry.
>>97882512
Rolled 2 (1d20)I roll inteligence to trap it in a witty , cleverly worded, recursive logical paradox
>>97883068You get vaporized before you can even get a word out.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>97881029I explain it that I'm a /based/ alien, and that I believe in interstellar solidarity against the ((((Time Lord)))) menace
oh yeah?VWEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeEEEI've just hijacked your ocular datafeed and substituted it with multiple overlapping streams of AI generated videos of davros getting spitroasted
>>97883697
>>97881029BI run circles around the dalek until it explodes like one of those big eye enemies from SM64
>>97881082>>97881555>Captain Jack has entered the thread.Remember kids!
>>97881029>I choose A and tr->HE'S RUNNING, GAS HIM LADS
>>97883820AAAAAAAA
>>97883697>I've just hijacked your ocular datafeed and substituted it with multiple overlapping streams of AI generated videos of davros getting spitroastedDoctor what the fuck
>>97881029I pick it up and throw it, like the slaves in the first dalek rebellion episode.