Well anons he is risen (according to the Orthodox types anyway), so it's time to confess your table top sins. Let it out, admit your wrongs, and be judged.We're you a that guy, did you do some coomer shit, did you ruin a game? Let out anons, we understand.
>>97882382Imagine somehow missing the fucking Easter, so you come running week late to fill up quota of seasonal threadsWhen was the last time you touched grass, OP?
>>97882397We gotta give the Eastern Orthodox fucks an occasional nod.
I admit to nothing, unless there's definable, actionable, court-accepted proof.And even then, it's "not guilty" 'till the jury says otherwise.
>>97882382I was in a Ravenloft campaign for nearly half a year and we were escorting a little girl. The DM roleplayed her as the most annoying little shit you can imagine. On one of my turns I said "when no one is looking I stab her in the neck" I figured since we were doing horror themes it would be okay, but these fragile people decided I would not be allowed back to play with them anymore. Fuck them.
>>97882382I confess that you made this thread a week late and also you typed "Were" wrong.
>>97882415No we don't.
>>97882382Good Friday is the confession day during Easter, atheist. And you should be doing confession on Saturday evening otherwise.You fucked up even that
>>97882415They play games?They exist on /tg/?They exist?
>>97883028fun fact: God already knows your heart, anon. confession is a humiliation ritual
>>97882382I'm an autist and not the good kind of autist.I also regret paying loads of money for miniatures to practice on before painting Warhammer stuff to paint my warhammer stuff right.That was stupid.Don't make the same mistake I did lads. If you want to paint specific miniatures don't sweat the small stuff and get practice minis to prepare. Just paint the models you want to paint.
A player in my game tried to fuck with a door mechanism. I'd been running a lot of osr-style games and my osretarded brain said he should lose some fingers in the mechanism. This was a 3.5 game so these sorts of lethal dm rulings were not popular. My players were so upset that the campaign ended.
A sin I don't feel fully bad about...One time when I was running a fairly linear dungeoncrawlMy little brother failed to spot a trap less than 5 minutes into the game. I rolled 4d6 damage, the damage was enough to kill his 1st level character outright. I fudged the numbers and he took a medium hit. (It was a CR1 trap)I learned form this to never place a trap that would kill a character if I don't want the character to die. It doesn't matter how low the search dc is.
>>97882382Forgive me father, I actually play games.
>>97882382Anon, get better timing next time. But yk I used to cheat back when I played d&d, I don't really regret it though, don't think it was wrong either, but I haven't done it again since
>>97882382I worship the real God, not your retarded hippie fairy tale.
>>97882382I misread an item's description and turns out it works quite a bit differently compared how I used it. I've been using this item for at least 30 sessions. I feel schizo now
>>97882417As if the Judicial system were actually living, breathing people. They're all snivelling little cowards, the lot of them. Law is worthless, rights only ever come after the fact, not like it's a magic fucking shield to protect us from harm. You want laws? Try fucking religion. Lawyers and judges should be torched alive like the cowardly, blithering degenerates they truly are. My biggest fucking dream is dismantling the """"""Justice"""""" system and seeing disheartened Lawyers, Judges, & professors of Law leaving their workplaces, facing the fact they'll have to become actual people and do something useful with their lives, instead of talking themselves to death, wasting precious moments of their lifespan to protect their worthless democratic Rechstadt.t. aspiring Judge and Lawyer.
>>97882382I bought a 3D printer + wash and cure station + resin but I haven't taken it out of the box it came in because I fear screwing up somehow.I need to overcome this.
>>97883491>Shit that protties believe in
>>97889579Where I'm from, I've seen Evangelicals mock Catholics incessantly for 'believing in little saints'. Then comes Vatican II preaching Ecumenism and they're suddenly my peers? Deserving of respect without giving it? Drives me up the fucking wall. Christ, even fucking Wikipedia asserts nobody likes fucking Ecumenism, not the Protestants, not the Buddhists, not fucking anybody. Yet here we are, the Bride of Christ, the Crusading Champions, the See of Peter himself, preaching "all paths lead to God", shaming me for beliving in Church doctrine, 'Extra ecclesiam nulla salus' be damned. Disgraceful.
>>97882382I intend to blow up my ongoing campaign this week because I'm tired of not DMing. The current DM is a mouthbreathing retard who never has anything ready on time, one of the players has it directly out for me because I, with encouragement from the group, sped up a combat encounter when it got close to time for us to wrap up (and then blew up at every single player for allowing it to happen, even though we were, again, trying to wrap up), and our attendance policy is so lax that I haven't been able to set up our session for 2 months straight. I should have given up after the first month, but I'm going to drown the entire group so they can learn the hard way why none of this is okay. Lust provoking image so no one reads this.
>>97889579Maria cultists don't believe God is omniscient?
>>97889806>I'm tired of not DMingThere's something you don't see every day.>Lust provoking imageI'm asexual and she's mid at best.
>>97882382I shit-talked a game on /tg/ that I hadn't fully read. And then I read it, and it was actually good. I won't say what game.
>>97882382I once included an NPC in a game I was running that was a character straight out of a smut story I was writing at the time>>97890382Many such cases anon, many such cases
