Previous thread someone posted like this got shat up by some tard complaining about a first time player doing first time player things so I'm starting a new one.> Running Pathfinder with school friends at the lgs.> 5e tard who's in the drama club wants to join.> He's friends with one of my players so I BEGRUDGINGLY allow it.> Try to help him make a character, but he's not listening to anything I say.> Strike 1: Almost blows a gasket when he sees stat negatives for races.> Strike 2: makes a Tiefling Magus based on a gypsy. Know IMMEDIATELY what kinda fucker I'm dealing with, but that's only strike 2.> Session begins, and he's trying to talk about his edgy backstory of being a child sex slave to a human noble, and how he joined the Vistani, yes the fucking gypsies from Ravenloft.> Ignore it and move on. He's not happy with me ignoring his daddy issues gay devil's backstory.> his very flamboyantly gay gypsy looking devil boy gets stopped by local guards because he's causing a fight in a tavern to try pickpocketing people.> Strike 3: my exact wording for the guard captain was "I shoulda known gypsy trash like you were behind this damn riot". Player immediately gets red in face screaming at me for how racist I am for making my guards so discriminatory, and how his 5e DM would have loved his character.> Tell him to leave if he's gonna have a tantrum at the fucking store, and he throws a die right at my face hitting my eye.> He gets banned from the store, and left a bad review online for them "supporting racist customers"I genuinely for the life of me do not understand what Kool aid Tiefling players are all drinking to be this incredibly stupid, I swear they weren't this bad when I played 4e in middle school back in the 2000s and early 2010s.
>>97889366>summer 2012 or 2013>playing some 3.5 with my brothers and cousins>boss of the night is a by-the-book hydra>youngest, autisticest cousin immediately charges it head on on turn 0>with a lance, on a horse, not targeting a head>misses on attack roll>hydra goes next in initiative order and all heads focus him down, almost but not quite killing him>cousin leaps up and starts trying to choke the DM (his big brother)>epically failing to do so>autistically screeches and cries for about 2 hours while we finish the boss fight>later used as evidence by parents that D&D is satanicI miss those days.
>>97889366One game I played in I died and the GM had me waiting like 20 minutes before I could play again.
I played 5e once. That was pretty fucking bad.
>>97889366Link review or it didn't happen.
>>97889366The other thread isn't even at 120 posts, fuck off
Gonna just post the original thread. For fuck sake wait till the old thread archives dumbass.>>97872272
>>97889513Me too.It really fucking sucked.
>>97889366It's crazy that you would post obvious bullshit twice, for no reason.
>>97889366>Fake. This story never happened.>Gay. OP. Who probably wants to fuck the edgy gay tiefling gypsy boy.
