Make a wish and another anon monkey paws your wish. Just keep in mind that the monkey paw can't contradict the wish and that the wish should be 1 thing.
I demand Perry Plastic Egyptians for the 1880s conflicts with Britain and the Mahdists.
Let it retroactively and necessarily have always been the case that: ∀S ∈LogSys, ∀χ∈Prop(S), TrueS(χ), where S ranges over every logical system.
>>97926439Granted. A group of highly traditionalist Egyptian men made of plastic start a war against Britain and the now resurrected Mahdist regime.
>>97926525That is a bad thing?
>>97926525>now resurrected Mahdist regimeThat's not altogether too far off from where Sudan is at now.
>>97926392Make the husbando femboy twunk i designed in one of the cyoas i played real
>>97926503I don't know what the fuck that is, so I gave you terminal cancer
>>97926661>didn't give him monkeypoxFake monkey paw, i want a refund
>>97926392easy, it's time to wish for 6th edition D&D
>>97926392I wish /v/tards would stay out of the Warhammer threads.
>>97926392I want miniature recaster storefronts from countries safe from copyright laws like China, Russia etc. to embrace STL archival and create STL scan results so good you'd think they are the original CAD files thought to be leaked from the original studio themselves.
>>97926728The Monkey's Paw curls and this website and all other chan sites permanently go offline somehow.
>>97926392I wish for a revival of the french Battletech sphere.I'm lonely here guys...
>>97926733You say that like it's a bad thing. >>97926741Granted no strings attached. Being French is a curse in itself.
>>97926712It is, unfortunately, the best edition of D&D ever, and /tg/ seethes over this for eternity
>>97926744Ah! I'm Canadian. I bested you monkey paw!
I wish that all wishes made upon the monkey's paw had some ironic twist to them.
>>97926733SWEET RELEASE
>>97926753That’s even worse.
>>97926745I can see it in my mind's eye as clear as day.
>>97926767Done, however due to some twist of fate the twists are vaguely unsatisfying and arguably uncreative
>>97926745Like because it is based on a combination of 2e and 4e.
>>97926733FREEEDDDDDDOOOOMMMM
>>97926846Sure why not.
>>97926392I wish for some of the cyoas that don't break reality to become real for random anons randomly
>>97926623not only do they hate your guts they have a fishy body odour smellTheir hate is not passive, they actively harass and stalk you mercilessly
>>97927023That sounds hot. I kinda wanna hijack that wish.
>>97926900Granted, contingent upon you surviving til age thirty in a 40k guardsman cyoa.
>>97927027Granted but your libido and sex drive vanish, as do all sexual urges
>>97927045well now I dont want it.
>>97926392I want WOTC to release a Yu-Gi-Oh! universes beyond set for MTG
I want the resource scarcity to end and for there to be world peace
>>97927244A god-tyrant takes over the world. No one can oppose him and he grants everyone the bare minimum to get by, but no one can ever rise to challenge him and after the first few years no one even tries to resist the terrors he demands of his slaves.Most of his time/resources are spent on massive monuments to himself, but everyone gets by.
>>97927196WotC releases a Yu-Gi-Oh universes beyond set for MTG....And, it introduces new mechanics that break MTG's balance worse than companions.
>>97927260I don't think "lots of people living in fear of a tyrant" means world peace
>>97926730The price for the scanned stls is stupid, often 10x the cost of the minis. Additionally the Telegram groups are now regularly compromised thanks to the influx of normies.
>>97926503Everyone regardless of logic, believes that to be the case. Nothing has changed in reality
>>97927276By definition its peace, there is no war or battles, everyone is too weak to oppose the all mighty god-tyrant.
>>97927023I designed him specifically to love me but to be a bit abusive and yandere. Guess he's a tsundere now too >Their hate is not passive, they actively harass and stalk you mercilesslySounds hot but high maintenance ngl, he loves and wants me but he hates me and wants to abuse me
>>97927922>price of STLs is stupidWell small business and not big corporation so I can pay that tax depending on whether they are official ForgeWorld resin expensive.>groups compromised thanks to the influx of normiesNot a monkey's paw as this already happens.
I wish for a cleverly ironic and. unintentional circumstance to occur to my wish due to a cunning misinterpretation of my very words
>>97929397I do just that ;)
>>97927038>contingent upon you surviving til age thirty in a 40k guardsman cyoa.alexa play "placing the blame" please, if any of you get a waifu harem cyoa please fork some over and remember me
>>97928058I asked for the logical systems to change, not people’s beliefs about them.
>>97929397Look here you little shit..
I wish WOTC released a full Fallout UB set that was considered pretty good and didn't get scalped to shit.
>>97926392I wish whenever I had to pay for something the exact monetary value of the cost would appear in my pocket in the currency accepted in the place I am in, in terms of country, region, and business, in the largest denominations possible, not drawn from any illegal source or from any source any government would notice, fully legal tender and not counterfeit, but I have to choose to make the purchase knowing the full price beforehand.
>>97926392I wish I had the time to a) afford and b) to play all of Splotter Spielen's catalogue of cut throat economic board games.
>>97930420Granted, but you can never find them as they go out of stock and out of print everywhere when you try to find them. Even online.
>>97930433But that means he still has the money he would have spent, and the free time he would have used to play, so he just does something else with that time and money.
>>97930407A bird (of the appropriate variety and species native to the region, and prioritizing a swallow or crow when possible) will swoop in and snipe the bills from your hand as soon as you remove the bills from your pocket.Fending off the bird will attract N+ birds of the spawned variety, where N is the number of bills in your hand times the largest value of the first digit on the most valiable bill.
>>97930433So its just like real-life
>>97930442Valiant effort, but a monkey's paw wish means ironic drawbacks, not random ones. I've done this dance before, the wish is perfect.
>>97926846*2e and 5eRemember how much the seethe, the vendettas going unsatiated
>>97926392i wish.....for a fish!!
>>97930638>vendettasStill trying to force that meme?
>>97930844Look around, /tg/ hates 2e and 5e
>>97930908>Yes, I do still try to force the meme.Thanks for an indirect but unequivocal answer.
>>97930174It's based exclusively on Fallout 4 and is so wildly successful that sales of Fallout 4 balloon massively, turning Fallout 4 into the Skyrim of Fallout (endless rereleases and constant glazing in all associated media). New Vegas is delisted and soon the only place to discuss it or get mods is discord circlejerks.
>>97930942Too kind a fate for Fallout: Memberberries.
>>97929397Turkey Sandwich for you.DRY
>>97930407The money comes from morally questionable but still legal sources. I.e. a portion of the charity money meant for children with cancer instead goes to you instead. It will also appear in a random pocket which you own, not necessarily the pockets on whatever clothes you are wearing at the time. And the bills will be as large as legally possible even if that means $1000 (or larger) bills.
>>97926392I wish to remove the ironic twist curse of the monkey paw without destroying it or otherwise affecting its ability to grant wishes.
>>97930463sorry it's not up to you. the birds are canon.
Victrix expands their fantasy line.>>97926623They are aggressively aesexual to the point that if they find out someone likes them they get violently ill.>>97930174They release the set but it's printed in broken Latin on accident. Due to unforseen circumstances the original texts on thr cards were never saved so all card texts are up for interpretation.
>>97931844Granted but you have to suck on the fingers to get wishes now.
>>97931918win win
>>97926392I wish the holocaust actually happened.
>>97931927Granted but now everyone has to donate all their money to Israel.
>>97926392I wish the Big Social Media Sites like Myspace, Facebook, Reddit and Twitter/X all failed and most people only used the internet to buy something on amazon, ebay, etc and check their email like the late 90s early 00s.
>>97930819Granted. Your dick is now a fish
>>97926503Granted, however because your wish specifies that it has always retroactively been the case nothing really changes. It turns out our current conception of mathematics is flawed hence why we previously thought those weren't true.
I wish the monkey had his paw back.Alternatively: I wish the fakir had been a bit less of a shitbag.If it refuses to give me either; monkey paw bottle opener. It's not messing with fate so I should be mostly safe.
>>97926575The situation is more ethnic than religious
>>97931981Wish granted, but now all internet requires a dial-up connection via a land line.
I wish plastic crack became as cheap as toy soldiers you can find in a kids store
>>97934527Granted but they are sold out everywhere and you have to pay scalpers prices.
>>97933372The monkey gets his paw back. He uses its power to wish you pissed your bed every night. Consider this a mercy
>>97934573No word that the monkey is immune to his own paw's jackass behavior, so anon's nightly bed piss is teleported straight in the monkey's mouth; lint, dandruff, and lice it collects included.
>>97934527Granted but crack(the plant the produces it but whatever) undergoes spontaneous evolution and now improves the IQ mood and health of humans under the age of 22, while having no effect on humans above the age of 22.
>>97934602>Anon doesn't attempt to change his fate and instead uses his wish to selflessly help another person rather than for his own benefit>Gets rewarded for it by having a clean, cosy bed every night and no need to piss ever againActual original monkey paw story understanders ITT
>>97926392a system that can handle the high-tech fantasy slop i want to play finally gets made
>>97931902>Victrix expands their fantasy lineGranted. In 21mm scale.
>>97926392I want Games Workshop to finally release a good mainline game. No, I don't consider oldhammer editions to be good wargames. They were good Warhammer games at best but suck hard when compared with non-GW rulesets.
>>97937899Granted, but this new game is immediately flooded by waac tourneyfags using greytide armies and it's close to impossible to find a casual match, or have fun during a game.
