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Anonymous
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No.97939957
I just found out I'm a psyker a week ago, and I already got an invitation to meet the Emperor, he's sending a ship for me right now

LMAO get fucked assholes, I'm outta here
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Anonymous
 No.97939969
No.97939969
>tfw no dommy mommy to tell me to get into the fucking pod
Psykers are so lucky
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Anonymous
 No.97939970
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Nobody tell him.
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Anonymous
 No.97939981
No.97939981
A witch huh? You don't need a ship: any passer by can send you to meet the Emperor with a stub gun.
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Anonymous
 No.97940048
No.97940048
Get ready for your sanctioning, it'll be a lot of fun.
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Anonymous
 No.97940050
No.97940050
Will still probably eat better and have a bed to sleep in, unlike most imperial hive worlds. Left alone for the most part too and not used as a beacon to the ass rape realm where a cult will pull daemons from inside your kidneys. Instead they get to be silently lulled into the strongest beings soul who actually does want whats best for you.
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Anonymous
 No.97940217
No.97940217
Ask him for an autograph!
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Anonymous
 No.97940735
No.97940735
>>97940050
>silently lulled
You mean having your soul incinerated?
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Anonymous
 No.97940887
No.97940887
Yes
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Anonymous
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>>97939957
Congrats OP!
Now please get in the prisoner transport we appropriated to start your journey to where the shuttles from the ship will take you to meet the Emperor.
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Anonymous
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>>97939957
Oh reeaaallllly now? Let me see
>*divines the future*
Ah well, not all of you can be among the chosen few I suppose.
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Anonymous
 No.97941470
No.97941470
>>97939957
Which is it?

>I can make the wind blow or hear peoples thoughts

Or

>I’m tetsuo shima from Akira and can wreck a city if I’m mad, but it really takes it outta me when I do
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Anonymous
 No.97943879
No.97943879
>>97939957
Thanks for making this thread on /tg/ and not /v/!
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