I just found out I'm a psyker a week ago, and I already got an invitation to meet the Emperor, he's sending a ship for me right nowLMAO get fucked assholes, I'm outta here
>tfw no dommy mommy to tell me to get into the fucking podPsykers are so lucky
Nobody tell him.
A witch huh? You don't need a ship: any passer by can send you to meet the Emperor with a stub gun.
Get ready for your sanctioning, it'll be a lot of fun.
Will still probably eat better and have a bed to sleep in, unlike most imperial hive worlds. Left alone for the most part too and not used as a beacon to the ass rape realm where a cult will pull daemons from inside your kidneys. Instead they get to be silently lulled into the strongest beings soul who actually does want whats best for you.
Ask him for an autograph!
>>97940050>silently lulledYou mean having your soul incinerated?
Yes
>>97939957Congrats OP!Now please get in the prisoner transport we appropriated to start your journey to where the shuttles from the ship will take you to meet the Emperor.
>>97939957Oh reeaaallllly now? Let me see>*divines the future*Ah well, not all of you can be among the chosen few I suppose.
>>97939957Which is it?>I can make the wind blow or hear peoples thoughtsOr>I’m tetsuo shima from Akira and can wreck a city if I’m mad, but it really takes it outta me when I do
>>97939957Thanks for making this thread on /tg/ and not /v/!