Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97937290
It should've been Danmachi.
First person to comment after this post will have their intestines gnawed at by an unholy union of cancer and AIDS
>>97948710Not a chance, I've got friends in high places.
Don't reply to this post and your butt will fall out
>>97948696best cyoaif anyone cares, please give a quick peek here for my sake, thank you >>97948526
less than 10 minutes old and this thread is already both BAD and UGLY
>>97948707No one has made a build capable of beating a level five Bell yet, kek.
>>97948754I wouldn't know since I don't read Danmachi builds. Or remember who Bell is.
>>97948766>I just missed the dozens of thread about it teeheeDishonest or newfag, call it.
I want to get trunk whacked by glorious ganesha so bad
>>97948792republicanism duh
I want to get thigh locked in the face by Loki so bad
>>97948805I'll have you know I was here for our ancient era where Spirit Conscript was posted. I'm something of an oldfag....More seriously, why would I recall information about a franchise I don't care about? That's like asking me about Fate/Stay.
>>97948844>I'll have you know I was here for our ancient era where Spirit Conscript was posted. I'm something of an oldfag.Thirty year old boomer alertAdorable
Did anyone make a compendium of builds for LoM? I’m thinking of doing the mystery box, since no one pathway really speaks to me and the few I kinda like, well…they’ve got issues. I understand how the mystery box works, but it’d be nice to get inspiration concerning cohesive themes for other anon builds.
>>97948855Check the latest list.
https://imgchest.com/p/dl7p68mg34oDivine Candidate Review 1: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97712322/#97713358Divine Candidate Review 2: https://rentry.co/cyoag_divinecandidatesTier List: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97764457/#97767400>In Modern Day:Engineer https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97696856The Omniscient https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97751506/#97760555The Wizard https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97751506/#97758821The Baleful https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97712322/#97714201The Enlightener https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97692424Spooky Witch https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97693124Divine Commander https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97693481Thief of Hearts https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97693768GOO Servant https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97696060Angel of Travelers https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97764457/#97771968The Hacker Known as 4chin https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97700984GOOish Merchant https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97700991Wise Holy Man https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97704995Friendly Neighborhood Necromancer https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97706005/#97706674Coomer https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97712322/#97713134The Vicar Maiden https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97826807/#97830150Spunky https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97725289/#97730527Parasite https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97743422/#97748608Transition Goals https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97743422/#97749530Lord of Literature https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97776649/#97777094Schizo https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97751506/#97764084Magical Girl https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97798094/#97802291
>>97948864>In the 5th Epoch:Celrog https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97684791/#97685926Warrior Angel https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97684791/#97688599Ego Death Offer https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97694267Luckiest Bastard https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97690702Clueless Mommy https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97692134Laurence Rubelle https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97694187Eyes that Bind https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97699439All-in-One https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97690609/#97694728Mommy God https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97700581Castiya Heir https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97696813/#97705238Nameless Sage https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97725289/#97729506Audrey Caern https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97733672/#97738957Cantor Sophus https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97733672/#97743331Evil Ass Rape Book https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97743422/#97747765Totally Legitimate Tudor https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97776649/#97778746Betrayer of Humanity https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97776649/#97781087Chained Heavens https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97814065/#97818710
>>97948864>>97948868YawnOverly polished slop that gives me a headache to read
>>97948875I, too, yearn for pill pickers.
>>97948875Just filter it?Simple asMid CYOA, filtered CYOA.
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Alright, posting this one last time. I'm making franchise slop. I want the anons here to give me area boss ideas. Basic idea: World is ending, you are trying to stop that by imposing an order on the world. Pick an area for you to be the boss of. You don't need to know the game to do this, just make a generic explanation for a jrpg character, though you can go as in depth as you wish. I have built the google sheet, and I'm doing the rules explanations. I have probably gone too far, but here we are. After that is: Origin, classes, starter weapon, starter spell, starter ashes of war, items. Then each region gets its options for your path through it. Then the boss of each region, then the final boss at the end of the CYOA. I also have to do companion pathing, side quest pathing, Elden Rune creation explanations. Then figure out where I'm putting the twinks.
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>>97948956Don't let the terrorists ruin a perfectly playable cyoa
https://imgchest.com/p/na7konjjwy8It's pretty sad that the Senguru and Feather guys don't get a single relationship option.
>>97948952Can someone give me a more thorough rundown on the gods? I'm thinking Ishtar.
>>97948972>I'm thinking Ishtar.Prepare to get raped and enjoy it too.
gil has a tiny little pp
>>97948933Liurna, tall knight with an armor made of or cover with crystal, patrol the area but also got its own boss arena (I'm thinking of the pursuer). Found in misty area, when attacking and being hit it release mist that proc bleed when standing inside.
>>97949065And what would you do, should you reforge the elden ring in your image?
>>97948792AutocracyMonarchy is the better ideology, but autocracy has a better power and a better girl
>>97949095Probably fix reality just enough so it stop breaking down, and stay out of sight, if some people do something that make the world break down again, kill them and fix the world again, if some people do something that improve the world, include the improvement the next time I fix the world.
>>97949136>include the improvement the next time I fix the world.And everytime after too.
>>97948792>TechnocracyThis is the only waifu that can potentially give you eternal youth
>>97949136Then I grant you the great rune of rebirth, that each attempt may increment closer to perfection.
Reminder that ER is an unfinished game >sleep/st trina questremoved>kalé questremoved>silver tear (asimi) questremoved>vyke questremoved>yura cut dialogue / quest changes>redeemer questremoved>bernahl questremoved>mohg covenantremoved>omen killer questremoved>limgrave quest with nepheli loux, kenneth height and gostoc was scaled down>miquella/malenia questlines are unfinished>boss fight + cutscenes in divine towersremoved>cataclysm mechanicsremoved>crater in radahn's arenaremoved>deeproot depths snowfield astel's arenaremoved>>97949179Great runes were such a wasted plot point
>>97949435Did you copy this bait from a v shitposter or do you shit yourself there aswell?
>>97949435Bloodborne is still the more unfinished game. Byrgenwerth…
>>97949483>Byrgenwerth…virgin birth
that’s itI am chugging the bottle of s0i I AM DOING ITdont try and stop me
How does this sound:Dark fantasy thief cyoa, you are a down on your luck cuthroat, footpad, rogue or other such shady sort "recruited" by an enigmatic individual to accomplish a daring (and frankly suicidal) heist. The reward is high (money) and the consequence for your likely failure is total (death or worse). You pick your skills and connections and then have a focus on the different challenges within the setting city (implicitly so you can figure out how to deal with them).
>>97949582Sounds good.What do I need the money for?(Ideally have a choice right at the start where you pick greed/ save loved one/thrill/none (Close cyoa, wake up in office job))
>>97948864The spatter becomes a spray, the spray becomes a streamAnd the stream becomes the waterfallPaint is finally cascading from my inputThe creeping sick moves from my breathAnd into my heart where it is pumped to every inch of my bodyAnd eats through the walls of my cellsIt bleeds through the pores of my skinIt drops from my crotch on to the floorInside my bodyThe pressure is too greatAnd like some ancient geyser I eruptMy head hits the roof and my body breaks apart with the force of the liquid blastPaint bombGoopy pigment tears through everything around meI am paint vomitingI grow and disperseBleeding through wallsI force myself upon othersI slide up legs and crawl down throatsI integrateI am doubleTripleI am ten times the sizeI am a noxious paint filling valleys with pigment-torrentsIt tastes goodTen thousand times biggerI seep into power sockets and travel along the wiresAt the speed of light across vast electrical networksI am electricI am on fireThis is sexI am every one and every zeroOne millionI am supercharged flaming paint storming every cell molecule and atom I can findI am floatingI am omniFive hundred millionThe world is my interiorIt no longer spinsMy density forces me outwardI am in orbitOne billionEverything and NothingLife and deathMurder of The UniverseLord of Literature
>>97949435>Great runes were such a wasted plot point.I intend to fix that.
In my headcanon, I keep Ranni locked up in a jar as a miniature doll using the now released power of the newly reclaimed (destined) death rune, and use/reanimate Gideon’s severed head as a not!Mimir repository of knowledge (the know-it-all bastard’s head is going on top of my staff or something), and continue research into new variations of glintstone interactions: such as amber/yellow glintstone sorceries, crystalrot (crystalian + scarlet rot) sorceries, faith/blood (red glintstone based sorceries like lava or thorns) sorceries (the hornsent spiral incantations/“sorceries” may fall into this if we consider the descriptions for them), etc. Sellen becomes one of my first advisors (she also gets a great rune), and we’ll probably connect the capital city of Leyndel, using portals, to the academy of Raya Lucaria to make a dual-capital of sorts; a bit like the eternal cities. I plan to continue research into glintstone crowns as well; new variations of several of the conspectuses (and the eradication and abolishment of the Lazuli), but I want to look into glintstones real ability to think FOR the sorcerer, as spells are seen to behave like living intelligent things, hopefully to the point where citizens can cast sorceries without being intelligent themselves, like the folk of Oolacile in Dark Souls 1, or the staff of the Demi-human queen(s), or AI in real life. There’s a lot we could get up to.
>>97949716Why do you hate the Carians so much
>>97949725They’re poorly written Mary Sues for the most part. Can do no wrong. Their magic is totally safe to use and is le special. It’s cringe Wicca tier gurl power. You have to go out of your way to assume it’s not that otherwise the lore becomes quite cringe.
>I keep Ranni locked up in a jarI know where this is going…
>>97949745On top of Seluvis’s (Pidia’s?) grave, yes. This is what she deserves. She will be molested in spirit by the best voice acted character in the game.
>>97949725It's bad for his izzat as a magic user - pardon, someone who /identifies/ with magic use, if women are good at magic, because it lowers the izzat of all magic users if any low izzat group are allowed to be imagined succeeding and excelling in the use of magic. He thinks according to a framework that believes in aghori instead of witches, so he's baffled and angered by the Western consensus that magic is a feminine concept.
>>97949768>so he's baffled and angered by the Western consensus that magic is a feminine concept.Phenomenally retarded statement
>>97949768Found the triggered blonde feminist who went to India last year and got fucking raped.
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>>97949786Okay Stacy
>>97949768The western consensus is that men are better at science and math. This would extend to magic unless it’s conditionally in favor of women. Is magic a simp?
>>97949582sounds good but if I were you I'd read through both A Life Chronicle and Honor Among Thieves (the two best examples of this theme) and try to find a way to take some of their best but also make this OC meaningfully distinct. One thing off the top of my head is to really flesh out the city as a "character"; those two have lots of great faces and places but they don't feel like Metropolis, let's say, where the zone looms over everything
>Is magic a simp?Magic is Male. So yes. Unless magic is female, in which case she favours men.
According to the lore of the Forgotten Realms magic is a fuckable woman. You can literally fuck magic itself. This is canon.
>>97949795Magic is woke. It's a balance patch for fight scenes to have more diversity than just physically strong men, be they nerds, women, disabled, children, noncombatants, or elderly. It's no wonder that you're so enamoured with the jugaad that it promises.
>>97949824>Magic is wokeDeranged
>>97948933Mt. Gelmir, magma sorceress assisting Morgott's forces in their endless stalemate against Volcano Manor in the hopes of mercy killing Rykard one day. The last of the original Recusants who followed Praetor Rykard's noble rebellion before he lost himself to gluttonous depravity. Despite idealizing the idea of rebellion, is a natural born follower who cannot conceive of what kind of order she wants to impose on the world if she were Elden Lord. She'd rather assist someone ambitious who reminds her of Rykard's former nobility. If she could not find someone worthy and had to became Elden Lord herself she'd recreate the tyranny of the Golden Order so one day in the future another Shattering and Rykard would rise up to overthrow her.
>>97949616>What do I need the money for?So that loansharks dont break your kneecaps.
>>97949802Post'em
All I remember of elden ring is the cyoa discord briefly acting retarded when it got released and gil was crying about some boss fight
>>97949298From what I can tell, this month had a very large number of smaller ocThis is the list to my knowledge, please add to it if you can:Your cyoa [TokHaar Gol]{Update}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97814065/#97820125Thu 02 Apr 2026 01:20:49https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97826807/#97830406Fri 03 Apr 2026 18:53:59A Dilemma of Doubloons CYOA [Nightrider]{Single choice}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97826807/#97834658Sat 04 Apr 2026 12:40:25A shamans choice [Anon]{Text post}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97826807/#97835678Sat 04 Apr 2026 16:56:15Sleepy [Voidsoul]https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97852146/#97861579Wed 08 Apr 2026 20:56:16Magic insurance fraud [Voidsoul]https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97883770/#97884725Mon 13 Apr 2026 06:53:34 Hole digging RYOA [Ersatzanon]{Ryoa}{Text post}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97891788/#97897853Thu 16 Apr 2026 13:55:54International academy of mages Character Creator [Voidsoul]{Text only Image}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97891788/#97899288Thu 16 Apr 2026 19:22:02Nation builder [Voidsoul]{Text only Image}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97891788/#97899992Thu 16 Apr 2026 21:30:55Pokemon world [Beri]https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97900777/Thu 16 Apr 2026 23:57:09Rape waifu roller [Ersatzanon] {Textpost}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97916211/#97920349Tue 21 Apr 2026 02:51:02 Nation control [Ersatzanon]{Textpost}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97931658/#97935253Thu 23 Apr 2026 22:54:36Elden ring Claims [Anon]{WIP/Prelude}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97931658/#97933153Thu 23 Apr 2026 14:55:44https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97937290/#97944199Sat 25 Apr 2026 21:26:26Danmachi choice [Voidsoul]{Short}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97937290/#97939460Fri 24 Apr 2026 21:19:53Danmachi choice and collab [Voidsoul and anon and anon]{Wip}https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97937290/#97943007Sat 25 Apr 2026 16:55:41
>>97949862I'm on my phone at work, just Google them or look under Peil and Nxtub in the archives under Authors. I'll try to remember to later anyway
>>97949836That is no talk for a Lord. You are a God in Consort, destined to either fall to those who would impose an order you despise or to find a Lord who will thrust his will into the deepest crevasse of reality and planting the seed of that order where it will take root. In you gestates the Rune of Undiluted Honor, waiting to be joined with the other Great Runes to germinate into a world to be.
Rules text complete. Hopefully I'm not too autistic and people can understand what I'm saying.
>>97950036This is very small but I also hope people understand
>>97949902Thank you for maintaining this, poll-sama.>>97950071Intentionally so. I made this CYOA for ants.
>>97950036Welcome back Radiantanon!
>>97950141I'm pretty sure it's someone else
>>97950036Exciting to see.>>97950187Nay, this is most indubitably Radiantanon. I can tell because he also lusts after Marika, and us MarikaGODS can telepathically sense one another through the aether.
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Small OC from Reddit!!!Compiled and converted from webp.
https://imgchest.com/p/lqyep6rx7dnWizard Awakening
Please upload a CYOA related to a magical library or grimoires.
>>97950516>Method:Tech Bro>Perks:Corporate Throne, Healthcare, Rich People Hobbies (Medicine, Politics, Warfare), Networking>Eccentricities:Political Activist, Workaholic>Legacies:The Invisible Hand, The Unfinished EmpireMake the world focus on researching human augmentation, especially life extension.
>>97949862here you go, to start>>97949902Let a hundred flowers bloom. This is how it should be. I applaud the anons who are making simple text post CYOAs; they have a lower barrier to entry for everyone involved and can really liven up a thread. hopefully these will build into more elaborate work but even if they don't they're good
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>>97949582Sounds too similar to Honor Among Thieves imo
>>97949902>Rape waifu roller [Ersatzanon] {Textpost}That one isn't mine actually
>>97951059Ah, sorry, I'll fix that one next time
>>97950516>How Did You Make Your Fortune?Meme Stock Kang>PerksFortune's Favorite IdiotLoyal RetainersHealth CareEveryman>EccentricitiesPolitical ActivistPhilanthropic Obsession>LegacyThe People's Billionaire
>>97948933Mountaintops of the Giants. Inspired by StarScourge Radahn, the order my boss guy seeks to impose is one without lovecraftian aliens screwing around with people. To do this, he plans to use gravity sorcery to propell the planet out of the solar system away from those fuckass aliens, consequences be damned.
>>97948933How about a sexy female boss that attacks the willpower of anons? Not giving into her deadly lust is a constant struggle. She is master of trickery. She implies that anons can fix her with their love, but it's a trap.
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>>97951518Audiobook version of Dawn of a Demon Lord CYOA: https://youtu.be/_FwoGadgT1Y?si=57HzXSVYisLN8dEb
Are you a walking corpse of an author, Tok? Is there still some hope for you?
>>97951602Chaos and Death as always. I'll create my own afterlife in which I am omnipotent and send everyone there, destroying the other afterlives in the process.
>>97951253For your bold attempt to wrest control from those without, I bestow upon you the great rune of outer powers.>>97951303You have not claimed territory, nor stated of the kind of world you wish your lord to build. If you do not wish to be conquered, there is only one reason for that, and I see the yellow in your eyes. Perhaps a field boss? Perhaps a trap companion? Perhaps an optional hard mode for your area boss that reaps reward when both you and he are defeated?
>>97948933Never played the game, but I guess I'll go with an benevolent necromancer in the magic academy, trying to master and then eliminate death itself.
>>97951602I'm still painting my Warhammer army. You will get your OC once I am done painting. >>97951595>Dawn of a Demon Lord narrated YouTube videoI wonder if the youtube ever narrated any of my CYO-Found it!https://youtu.be/MwFr8ymLDqo
>>97951773Master of undeath, the golden order had already removed death from the Elden ring, and thus from The Ordering of the world, with only the corruption of the prince of death bringing those that live in death into the world. The golden order has been shattered, and a scramble to assert a new one has begun. If you wish to prevent death from entering the next order, can I interest you the position of a field boss in the area that ends with the owner of the rune of death and guardian of The Mending Rune of the Death Prince?
>>97951836Sure, i'll take that.
>>97948933I don't know the game.I like giant animals though.>SNAKE OF POISONAn extremely large and long snake, but it's stuck.Almost all of its body (miles long) is underground, but its head is above ground, stuck and stationary.It wants to make the world more poisonous, and gives secret poison tips to aspiring poisoners who travel to it. It also tries to start industrial processes that poison everything at scale. It hopes that one day, all the poison will seep into the ground, and poison will corrode the ground the snake's stuck in.
>>97951896And, swamp is the place for the snake.
Danmachi?
Kimchi?
>>97951906It was already posted you piece of shit
>>97951920post another version
See, this is why you must not give into the rats. No matter what you do it'll never be enough.
The squeaks I can hear them
Gil? Rat. Sda? Rat. Tok? Rat. Aro? Rat.
>>97948864I tried to get into this but the setting is so ass I can't push through and make a build.
>>97951788>Best High Fantasy CYOA's: Magic the Floopening
>>97951948You might not like them, but YouTubers and Streamers sure love my CYOAs
>>97951788Someone cared about the M:Awakening cyoa?And labelled it the "best HYY cyoa" to boot? Hilarious.
you guys are so silly
I am not silly I am a very serious person.
>>97951788How is it a HFY cyoa?
>>97951940>Aro? Rat.tfw no Aromage anthro rat gf
>cyoag is Skaven territoryAt last I truly see...
Huh?
>>97950433You forgot to post page 15
Hello rattos
>>97952044It's a down-scaled/compiled version from this thread: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97384234/#q97386337No pages are missing.Here's the official High Res version posted by the author himself for comparison: https://imgchest.com/p/9p4nzrxww4n
>>97952076No gratuitous porn page?
>>97952076>https://imgchest.com/p/9p4nzrxww4nThx for source. Looks like the author is messing up the page numbers himself. There are two pages called 10/16. First at page 10, second at page 15.
>>97951940>Tok? RatNaaaah, bro, my Chinese zodiac is Dragon, not Rat. And as for astrology, I'm a Libra. And when it comes to the 16 personalities, I am an ENTP and sometimes INTP.
>>97948864I will yet finish my build... I will...
>>97952111And your dick size is D minus
>>97952112Did a Maradeur steal your time? There is being slow, and then there is you.
What’s the more retarded move? Joining the Freya familia or chopping my dick off?
>>97949065>cover with crystalEnjoy your crystal AIDS you fucking idiot; crystals are evil parasites in these games
>>97952111>I am an ENTPThis explains so much
>>97952159I rolled the basis of the build, https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97684791/#97685384Then I was rangebanned, for no ostensible reason, for a month.I wrote up half a build but I lost the txt. Now all I'm left with is the beginning of the image build. The cyoa is quite long though and rereading it seems quite an effort.
>>97948864I should read the rest of LOTM, but it's getting more boring the stronger Klein gets. Is this what awaits our builds? Challenges getting easier and easier until we don't even feel joy in crushing the opposition? Is "too strong" a real issue?
>>97952111If Tok is a dragon, he would either be 14 years old (Born in 2012 - Water Dragon)26 years old (Born in 2000 - Gold/Metal Dragon)38 years old (Born in 1988 - Earth Dragon)50 years old (Born in 1976 - Fire Dragon)62 years old (Born in 1964 - Wood Dragon)74 years old (Born in 1952 - Water Dragon)86 years old (Born in 1940 - Gold/Metal Dragon) How old do you think he is?
>>97952175Chopping your dick offJust resist the charm then leave It's that easy bros
>>97952248>Powrfagging inevitably leads to being SaitamaNo! Say it ain't so
>>97952248>>97952359BALD
>>97951896To you I grant guardianship of The Mending Rune of the Fell Curse. With an immobile body you would not be able to sojourn to become a Lord, but perhaps you could whisper secrets and make deals so that a Lord to be can take your mending rune and apply it. Failing that, I'm sure you would be happy to devour any Lord that would deny your offers. Field boss for the swamp, If you would take it.
>>97952329He has to be 38. No way Tok is 50, and it's unlikely that he's 26 due to him being in /cyoag/ for many years.
Plan status, Italicsfags?
>>97952568Trusted.
>>97952568Five more years?
The lore of elden ring makes no sense
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Why/how is Sellen unkillable until you kill Radahn? Everyone else in the game is killable. Is she a Carian like Ranni? If Radahn did halt the fate of the Carians, then how are we able to kill Radahn to begin with? Retarded game.
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>>97952677Ugghhh, errr- I don’t know. The lore is cool though, right??
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>>97952677Only Ranni’s fate is tied to the stars in such an intrinsic way. She is a spectral being. Sellen’s constellation was knocked out of the sky by Radahn’s death, or pull of gravity, accidentally. I think?
>>97952718Barely, for now
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>>97952677>Why/how is Sellen unkillable until you kill Radahn?Because shes needed for a questline that only happens after radahns death.> If Radahn did halt the fate of the Carians, then how are we able to kill Radahn to begin with?Because thats not what that means. The carians are not "immortal until radahn dies". Ranni and Renalla are unkillable as quest NPCs, not because theyre immortal. Their fate being "stopped" just means that ranni's (and by extention the family) "destiny" will not be realized as long as radahn has the stars halted. Because you need to get to the eternal city to do it and you cant get there until the meteor hits limgrave.
>>97952612There is no five more years. I've been busy with life stuff but I want major releases of CYOAs to come out in late May to July period. I also really want to release more Sci-Fi and Urban Fantasy CYOAs.
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>>97952772NTA, but Sellen is called immortal by Iji, and it would seem Jerren’s goal of killing Radahn was just as much about killing Sellen.> Now the festival is over, and General Radahn is defeated... Jerren's duties are finally fulfilled. Though we served different masters, I could see he was truly adept in his role. Now the time has come to remind him of an old promise made. With the starts of fate set into motion, a certain sorceress is dispossessed of her immortality... Finally, we can be rid of a longstanding Carian weed...You also can’t open the chest containing the Fingerslayer Blade without the whim of fate. “You are not destined to open this”. If fate says you can’t open a chest it can probably say you can’t die either.
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Whether Radahn actually (literally) stopped the stars+destiny is a matter of speculation. This is peak George. Writing mythological accounts that didn’t happen the way they actually happened.
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Radahn was preventing Ranni’s fate, not anyone else’s, in order to protect her. Big brother instinct. Fate WANTS Ranni to be successful, so it literally sent a meteor to open the way forward for her.
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>>97952772>Ranni and Renalla are unkillable as quest NPCs, not because theyre immortalRennala is probably helpless lore wise without her daughter’s protection. Ranni might be unkillable, since she’s a ghost.
Ranni is an evil bitchShe literally let her friends die
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>All I remember of elden ring is the cyoa discord briefly acting retarded when it got released and gil was crying about some boss fight
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>>97952873She didn't let them die.She actually made it happen, intentionally. She orchestrated it, all of it.
> and gil was crying about some boss fightyes
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>>97952939>conveniently asleep for Radahn’s fight >conveniently a toy placed in your pocket
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>>97952415Not sure what it all means but nice!
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>>97952939Ranni is such a mary sue kek
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Do you ever feel like Ranni is kind of OCish?Like hear me out she has a lot of stuff just handed to her:Rogier’s quest / Fia's ending requires you buddy up to her.She is the only ending that explicitly benefits all the oppressed people by removing the Golden Order which oppresses:AlbanauricsOmensMisbegottenThose Who Live In Death (even though I could write a book about the dick move Ranni pulled on Godwyn) as she removes the Golden Order which hunts them.It is explicitly the only ending (besides the Frenzied Flame) that has a unique cinematic.It is the only ending (besides the Frenzied Flame) that removes the Greater Will (eh- if it was ever even here).You literally cannot oppose her at any point during the entire game. You cannot kill her, betray her, ruin her plans, or anything.She is the only ending where you marry anyone besides Marika.Also she is behind the Shattering. Stole the rune of death, buddied up with other strong gurls, and killed the big man Godwyn. It just feels like the devs really wanted you to like her and she just comes off as so main character-y.
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>>97953004ER is Mary Sue Souls.
What's the most visually creative cyoas you have seen?
>>97953119That maze oneI can't find it but your path through the maze determined what you got
>>97952552>No way Tok is 50He could be, you never know with asians
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>>97953004In the one I'm building, you can find something in the Carian Manor.The Burned Doll: A broken husk is all that remains. Betrothed to a Lord who must have loved the Flame more than she who would bring about a cold age. Linked as they were, they burned together.Trying to figure out the bonus it would give.
>>97953218Why are my eyes bleeding?
>>97953218It takes a creative mind to make a CYOA which acts as a cognitohazard
>>97953218I can't contest that Glory Unto the Sweet is certainly a unique CYOA.
>>97953119There was one with lots of bubbles, where you could choose to be apprenticed to a magic teacher. It looked like something by Beri or Kit but iirc it was actually neither. Blue background, light blue bubbles.
>>97953244Oh shit it takes place after the Frenzied flame ending? Thats cool as shit
>>97953119Hearts Adrift. Most of Sylen's cyoas would qualify toi if he didn't purposefully mess up the quality to eye-rape you for shits and giggles.
>>97952568Absolute faith remains.
I had such an experience yesterday: at a supermarket, i saw another person who looked just like me, and was dressed just like me, and for a bit of time I was immensely confused: am I over here (as the person seeing this image) or am I over there (the person being seen on the image, as if from a security camera)? And I grew anxious: if I moved my arm, what would happen, would that person's arm move, or would an arm appear in front of my view? Of course, I soon after cleared my head and thought it ridiculous - the person I saw was of course not really literally me, even if it took me some 10 seconds to recognize this. And yet, I was happy for the experience. I was happy to have witnessed genuinely believing I'm seeing myself in third person, as if I were in two places at the same time. Most human beings will never get to experience this, but I did.And, uhhhh, cyoas for this feel?
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>>97953689ur dumb
>>97953689You ate too many anonworms.
>>97953730He got bitten by too many anonrats, actually.
>>97953962Kang, easily. A peaceful life with relatively small responsibilities and great luxury.
>>97953962Dog-King. More precisely, the Dog Emperor of Dune.
>>97953962Robber-King. Sounds fun.
>land in the world of Danmachi>make it my goal to rape as many badly written characters as possible How long would I last?
>>97954092ohh mmmmmmyy gooooood whooooo caaaaaares
>>97954100You’re getting raped
>>97954092Anon, you are the most badly written character.
>>97948875We're getting unironic qualityslop haters
>>97952651Never actually seen this before. When was it released?
>>97954288They only like it cuz it's good.
>>97954304It was released on 08 Feb 2023 here on tg but it's a reddit oc
>>97954092Not long. Adventurers are too weak to fight gods directly, and the gods are all bound in a loose nonaggression pact. You could totally rape one or two of the characters though. If you're after badly written characters, specifically, you'll have no shortage of targets.
Fuck offAll of you
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>>97954768You are NOTHING
Less shitposting more cyoaposting. Give me some obscure shit to filters the newfags.
>>97952858>OOPS!!! ALL ELEMENTAL MAGICwho asked for this
>>97949435>Great runes were such a wasted plot pointThisI'm pissed that the player doesn't get to slowly reforge the Great Runes back into the Elden Ring as you acquire them piece by piece.
>>97953345https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/96628733/#96629267
>>97948933Siofra or AinselA champion of the Ancestor ShamansHis order that he'd impose on the world is that he'd leave the cosmic stuff as it is; his goal is to just end The Shattering and stop the war.After that, he'd go back home and continue to protect his people.
>>97955123Anon speaks in third person
I’m bored Any good Jojo cyoas?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GSNMqKsNMCc&pp=ygUOSm9qbyB3b29kY29ja3M%3D
>>97955123Your build anon-sama?>>97955184That could be pretty imposing, if he were so dedicated to his cause that he views himself in a purely detached, man-as-instrument sense. Rather than "I will end this war.", something like, "The one who stands before you shall bring an end to this war, and peace unto his people."
>>97955224yes
>>97954955cyoag belongs to newcuties
>>97952329tok cannot be a dragon because she wants to be a women
>>97955123I'm sorry, ancestor-sama. I never played the DLC. I watched the vaati-vidya about it though. I could try to do that Justice.We already have two people that are generically for good things and ending the war now - Cystal knight and the Magma Sorceress. The only regions left are Caelid - where the Great Rune of Inner Strength lies tucked away - and Ainsel - where the Great Rune of Perpertual Rot languishes. While you were partial to Ainsel, its great rune is not befitting to your character.I need a build idea for the boss fight you intend to be. Also at this point I'm looking for women or twinks, we have 4 hard Lords, 1 Switch, and 1 God in Consort. If you want to stick with the ruins though I can have you be a field boss or a companion if you describe generically what you'd like to do to fight/help.
>>97953389I'm going to be honest, I appreciate the mention but I would not consider Hearts Adrift to be all that visually creative. I feel like I did a great job on the choice borders, but that can't carry the visuals alone. Everything being aligned strictly to a square grid definitely loses a little bit of style points (in favor of utilitarian points)The cliff transparency thing at the very end might be the only really "new" interesting thing it did in terms of visuals
1 pager power cyoa?
>>97955224Did nature really produce birds that bob up and down like that? I just don’t believe it. Clearly this is evidence of the “God”.
>>97955572No, I did thatI manifested it with my brain powers
>>97955580https://youtu.be/-yXm-SV5OlA?t=119
>>97953962>Robber king>Look inside>You protect people from robbersThis is basically the "found an empire" option.Anyway, what is the "tech level" even supposed to be here...
>>97955714It changes from option to optionAlso, while you might choose a morally pure path, those beneath you may not, and a king can't actually individually steer the ship>>97953962God kingI have time
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Gil…..
Bell…..
Tok! :D
>>97951602Mind and Order. I'm building my own my own colony ship full of sentient androids and flying as far from Earth as I can get.
>>97951595>Audiobook version of Dawn of a Demon Lord CYOA:I'm impressed by the effort, but Anastasia sounds all wrong to me. Too old, too . . .gremlin-y. At least in my head, she sounds like a kid - with an undertone of sadistic joy. That she's enjoying messing with both (you) and the gods of whatever world (you) go to.Oh well - I impressed they made it at all. Anduin? What do you think? Anything you'd suggest they change?
>>97955094That's the one! I was even the one who posted that.
>>97948933Need women you said? I gotchu boss.A legendary swordsman from the Land of Reeds. She came to the Lands Between along with her charge, the heir to a clan shattered in the madness of civil war.Though currently preoccupied with protecting her charge (who has grown deathly ill). If she became Elden Lord, The order she'd impose on the world would be one of endless bloodshed, just like the bloodsoaked land she hails from.
>>97952248>Is "too strong" a real issue?always has been. but yeah that is the fate of those who become the strongest, that one day there will be no challenge and you'll think back to how exciting life was when even a normie with a gun was a threat
>>97956595I forgot to include the location she'd be in, I think the one area in Caelid that rains all the time would be a cool spot for her.
>>97952248It was always about the chase.
>>97952248This is why I prefer Spider-man-tier heroes over unstoppable demigods.
I was roughing out a build for Isekai Dark Overlord . . .and realized just how dark it actually is. Unlike Dawn of a Demon Lord, (you) can't just turtle somewhere and try to run out the clock. You've got to actively change the world. And unlike Summoner's Choice, (your) benefactor is clearly a sinister entity. Otherwise killing all the locals or blowing up the planet wouldn't be an option.So keeping (your) morals intact is going to be tricky. My first pass on the build involved raising living standards (so that people weren't turning to the goddesses in desperation), while promoting technological/magical progress, making it seem a better route to power than joining the clergy. So the world gets better, the bloodshed is minimal, and I can walk away victorious with my hands clean and my vaults full of cool artifacts. Yeah . . .and then it occured to me that I was running a mix of Sauron's scheme against Numenor and the televangelist conspiracy theory re: Satan promoting secularism. So less ethical than I thought. And it might be slow enough that the goddesses have time to attempt an apocalyptic reboot. Crashing a meteor into the planet, make it rain for 40 days and nights . . .you know, something to kill all the people I'd peacefully subverted, AND rekindle the faith of the survivors. Do we have any doomsday preppers in the thread? I'm open to suggestions and countermeasures. :)
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>>97956630>So keeping (your) morals intact is going to be tricky.Answer is simple, don't have morals.
>>97952248Lemme gyess. You're the kind of retard that can't play above Demigod level
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>>97956630>Isekai Dark Overlord . . .and realized just how dark it actually is....well yes? What were you expecting with a CYOA titled like that? Are people really into play dark cyoas that are just safe edgy?
>>97956639The geography of the world also causes issues. A Pangaea-like supercontinent means there's less space between (you) and the rest of the world. That means the other movers-and-shakers have more incentive to crush (you). Plus, less opportunity for daring naval landings and so on. Worse, the ocean belongs to giant sea monsters and colonies of the deep ones, so it's not like you can just build Atlantis. (More things to ponder.)
>>97956630I /was/ going to try making a relatively moral build here. At first it was going to be a normal "merciful and lawful invader", but anyone who forsook the goddesses for me was probably going to the local version of Hell or worse unless myself assumed the burden of carrying their souls as an inferior and potentially abusive guardian, so it would be more moral to be the overlord of a genocidal mindless swarm. Then I realized that myself isn't being forced into this situation according to the intro, and that someone has to be protecting our world from all the malicious godlike travelers in this setting.So, myself rejects this offer, informs God or whatever that this loser is trying to use people as the interdimensional version of toilet paper and rotten tomatoes, and continues living a normal life.
Rolled 2, 4, 13 = 19 (3d20)>>979537121 waifu.
>>97952248Not really, there are plenty of other ways to have fun.
>>97956630>meteorTake that barrier device that protects a city and upgrade it to the point it can deflect a meteor.>floodSubmarines. Many of them. Or many versions of that barrier device to make domed cities.
>>97952248That's the part where you retire with your harem in the coom dimension.
I swore that I'd finish this WIP in Februrary, March, and then April, but, I'm finally breaking the barrier, I have the receipts to prove that I'm making something. The momentum is building up for original content that will bring an end to weakness.
>>97956658>2Generalized Anxiety(power: constant 30 second future sight)>4Cause: Isolation(future sight is stronger when alone)>13Self-medication: Alcohol(power: turn water into wine)That leaves the waifu options:Fenelia MeitzenNat ProsserI pick Fenelia.
>>97956749Nice, what's the cyoa?
>>97954092>make it my goal to rape as many badly written characters as possibleThe setting is badly written, so you have to rape everybody.
>>97956470>Anastasia sounds all wrong to me. Too old, too . . .gremlin-y. That's exactly how a million year old demon that looks like a little girl would sound like. Their demonic power would show through their cutesy voice.
>>97955822I don't think I've ever seen the accompanying interacterive link posted with it here.https://adventure-dark-forest.onrender.com/
>>97956630I'm an honorable warlord that genuinely cares about the people I conqueror, teaching them to be self-sufficient for when I eventually move on from this world. The goddesses are uncaring parasites that leech power from their subjects. I am the good guy for getting rid of them.
>>97951948>>97951960>>97951961I just checked, he labels everything "best HFY [Input]"You guys were crying about clickbait
>>97956630shitty cyoa is shitty, nothing new.
>>97957038>shitty cyoa is shittyWhat's the last CYOA you enjoyed, Isekai Dark Overlord kino hater?
>>97956630There actually is a way to play peacefully just fuck off into space you have like 10000 years and start of in the medieval age plenty of time to invent a space rocket, you don't even need to worry about life support if you have something like automatons or undead as minions.
>>97956595>>97956609To you, oh lord in women's clothing, I grant the Rune of Inner Strength. That you might see your war to its end. But in having a charge, you reveal your woman's heart. If an aspiring Lord were to heal your ward, and defeat you in battle, then how could you not fall on your knees and be conquered by him? And if he shared your will, perhaps a mending rune could gestate within you - one of the Endless Bloodshed you crave.
>>97957025Tokbros...we're clickbait?
>>97948933Can I pick the lake of rot
>>97957431No, fuck you.
>>97957436:(
I miss gil
>>97957025>I just checked, he labels everything "best HFYHFY stands for "Humanity, fuck yeah" and is a writing project similar to SCP. It typically involves stories where humanity meet a galactic council or less frequently it involves stories where humans traits outcompetes all other races in a fantasy setting.Recently it has been drowning in AI slop but there are some pretty good stories if you care to dig through it.
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>>97957510>but there are some pretty good storieslmao
>>97957528I don't know what you are laughing about. There are many writers that contribute. The channel that was linked is a guy who typically read those stories so people can listen to them. He is pretty good and not "clickbait".I'm sorry you have missed out on it. It has been going on for many years. Pre-covid at least.
>>97957540>I don't know what you are laughing about.You in specific, and the HFY genre at large in general. The latter for being entirely slop, and the former for thinking some of the aforementioned slop is good.
