The Thistlewood's Guards Department just released security orb footage from the interrogation of Trismagistus Konethorpe that might be related to The Great Thaumaclism that sundered the northern continent.https://youtu.be/w-MOPg3_NAI?si=uq5NdEU0BneZqGiV
>>97949194skeentian posters are supposed to be rangebanned, the thaumaclysm never happened but it should have
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>>97949194I’m going to say it before it inevitably happens: Trismagistus Didn’t Kill Himself.
>eyewitnesses claim the stars were blotted out in an unholy darkness>yet they still witnessed it and recorded footage where it's clearly not darkTotal frame-up job.
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You never see a Druid get hauled up like this.It's classism plain and simple.
>>97949194Bullshit. Those Thistlewood fucks can't be trusted. Ever wondered why all their chairs are made of wood? Fucking druids aren't just there for healing, let me tell you. Self-righteous fucks wouldn't bat an eye at growing a shoot through your guts if it'd get them a confession. Besides which, Konethorpe was one of the first mages consulted as to what the fuck happened to that continent. Know the guy personally. Most dangerous magic he'd fuck with is changing everyone's urine to carbonated water. Yet no one has done shit about the that fucking madman Thaumaturge Thaumaclis who won't fucking shut up about how someone is clearly trying to steal credit for his work.
>>97950135A Druid would not get caught.
>>97950538Neither would the wizard if he'd prepared polymorph self.Transformation is the greatest magic of all.
>>97949194>/tg/ - roleplayingFuck off.
>>97950575Nobody is fooled by you turning into a toad and sitting in the corner, Maganar. Normal toads don't wear wizard hats nor do they glow with mystical power.
>>97950601Prestidigitation my man.Conceals all incongruous visible auras, and miniaturized ritual headwear.If you don't have it permanently burnt into your memory, you might as well multiclass into fighter.
Ahaha how about that glory portal though how silly does anyone have a scroll for that lying around by any chance
>>97950285>>97950285Son of a witch has Shrink Helmet as a prepared spell on his dark arts spellbook and you want me to believe he is lawful good?Also wtf does "Slurt" even do?
>>97950691It's a mind effecting magic that causes emotional wounds to manifest physically.It's a portmanteau of "Slur" and "Hurt".I think some three thousand year old racist tree elf invented it as a joke.
>>97950665Had a scroll once. Not worth it to be honest, feels like an air elemental is sucking you since its pure pulling energy at the suction dimension with no warmth or mana transfer that the real deal has.It's for hermit wizards that wont go to a tavern to get a suck by a Goblin wench for 5 quid, recommending Tiefling wenches as well since they have handlebars.
>>97949194Is no one going to talk about the fact that this dumbass is just walking around with a copy of the Obamanomicon? Like, not even trying to hide it?
>>97949194I hate wizards so fucking much.
>>97949194Traditional games?
>>97949194>prism is prison for wizardsare there examples of caster prisons in dnd?
>>97950918DnD 5e
>>97949194You guys hear they found a corpse in an abandoned Bag of Holding belonging to that bard DIVVD?
>>97949194Shit like this is why I always say we should castrate wizards. They're degenerates without morals with way too much power. Imagine if they had enough game to propagate to boot.
>>97951381Dw anon they never mate with witches. They're like pandas, too incompetent to reproduce.
>>97951381Last time people tried to make Wizards into eunuchs we had a Lich uprising and they brought Pentalagon into the realm since he promised their dicks back.>>97950995It became common practice since the Seal war since sealing is more permanent than killing or capturing wizards seeing as most powerful ones have reincarnation curses or can scurry away into their horizon realms
>>97951381Total wizard death
>>97951381wizards propagate by grooming apprentices
>>97950285>Thaumaturge Thaumaclis>disaster called the "Thaumaclism"The writing is literally right there. Most obvious shit they've ever tried to pull. My girlfriend is a mage and she's told Me there's no practical way a guy like Konethorpe could've pulled this off without being caught long beforehand.
>>97950721I for one like my tiefling wenches to ride me like a horse instead, and they ALWAYS indulge my extra fetishes when I ask>t. human fighter
>>97949194WaitWasn’t that wizard on iCarly?
