This is a gorgon edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97941178>TQWhen you get down to it, what even is a gorgon?
>>97954253she can gorg on me
>>97954253>shoulder padsThat is a manly silhouette. Not even boob anon could make her feminine. The gorgon is symbolism; her snake is the trouser snake.
Thread QuestionThey can turn you rock hard.
>>97954357>Nahiri is a gorgon
Embrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home...
>>97954309>That is a manly silhouetteHow are you still playing MtG and get surprised that everyone in this kusoge is androgynous.
>>97954357keep posting problematic art like this
someone please tell me where I fucked this up
>>97954253Per og greek lore, Medusa was the only snake haired gorgon. The other gorgons were just monsters.Per modern fantasy, I think the only true requirement for a Gorgon is magic/cursed hair. By this definition such characters as Grimmsnarl and Bobobobo might be considered gorgons, and I'm ok with that
>>97954818you fucked up the moment you decided to play this stupid game
Zendikari vampire ladies
Seeing this schedule... What you think? Specially of what's ahead.
>>97954253>>97954357>Gorgon>braided hair>tentacle hairsnake hair = gorgon
>>97954919From the looks of it I'm scheduled to tune out from MTG until October.
>>97954922Braids are not snakes.
>>97954919Literally one set remains for me this year, RF. And i'm waiting to see Hexhaven.
>>97954922>Braids is a gorgon
>>97954922The OP is half-gorgon.
>>97954987Source? Not saying I disbelieve it but I don't recall reading it in any WotC stuff.
>>97954919couldnt give less of a shit about reddit super goyem, the goybit, or goy trek
>>97955044I forget where I read this, but if my memory serves me it was in some reliable source.
>>97955044I think it got mentioned in the ECL stories
>>97955044I remember hew showing up as a card in ECLhttps://scryfall.com/card/ecl/245/tam-mindful-first-year
>>97954919Star Trek best set of 2026
>>97954253>tqBased on Magic they are humanoids with reptilian hair.Based on the real world they are monsterous woman with snake hair and giant heads.
>>97955044It's a spoiler that will be revealed in Reality Fractured.
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/secrets-of-strixhaven-vision-design-handoff-part-2Cut mechanicsExtra credit - If this isn't the first spell you've cast this turnRhythm 2 (This spell is on beat if you cast it as your second spell in a turn.)Drone 0/1 Artifact creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add . Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell."
>>97955235Honestly, I can see why they cut the first two. It would make Paradigm a pivotal part of the set when Prepared is supposed to be it.
>>97954573Wrong image again newfriend.
>>97954919I want to see next year's schedule. I think their plan is to go back to 6 a year. I predict 4 UB and only 2 UW. Here are my predictions:>Zelda>Elden Ring>Invader Zim>Legend of Korra>Star Wars
>>97955312Get Invincible in the mix somewhere, it's huge with the manchildren these days
>>97954573>>97955303Sure. I play a Swamp, then cast Dark Ritual, and if that resolves I cast Hypnotic Specter. Pass turn.
>>97954573You return to Brazil.
on this day, 9 years ago this nigga got banned in standard say something nice about him
>>97955502he's not white
>>97955502fake white
>>97955502non-Aryan card
>>97955502he should be unbanned in pioneer
Majority of the cards should be unbanned in Pioneer.
>97955547this but Standard too
>>97955547At this point? If they allow pic related bullshit they should allow Ballista, Iron, Felidar, Inverter... Hell even WINOTA
>>97955303>>97955321Abrace a tradição.Venha pro prémoderno, /tg/.Venha pra casa...
>>97955581>Wot's this then? >"People called /tg/ they go the house?"
Is there a world where a B/W deck could be good in Standard? I'm tossing around two ideas right now, a "Crime/Sacrifice" deck or an "Enchantment" deck. Any thoughts?
>>97955660The Ketramose deck is hilarious, and I've gotten my ass kicked by it on arena a few times, so it can't be THAT bad
>>97955728He's cool, but I've never played Exile before. I'd almost argue mixing him with "Crime/Sacrifice." Still, he seems strong. Can you lose more than one Health per turn? I'm a little confused by the wording.
>>97955157truth
>The only impact SoS has had on standard so far is Badgermole lifegain, izzet getting better and grixis becoming a viable archetypeWow, it's somehow getting worse.
>>97955845>Set rotates Standard>Complain>Set doesn't rotate Standard>ComplainThere's no winning with you mfs this is why they say Standard is flourishing.
>>97955849Remove UB from Standard and all of a sudden it becomes 100x more bearable. Wow go figure.
>>97955861>Goes from 80% Izzet to 90% Izzet
>>97954818Your white cards are nowhere near strong enough to be splashing for, especially with no dual lands or other fixing to speak of (you aren't even playing the Potioner's Trove). From what I can see in your board I would've played Pull From the Grave, Efflorescence and Masterful Flourish (ideally another creature creature over Flourish if you had one) in place of the 3 white cards. None of those are incredible, but it's better to be consistent than to fugg your mana just for 3 mediocre to decent off-color cards.
>>97955845>grixis becoming a viable archetypeOh, what's the deck? Love me ubr
>>97954573I'm coming back home to Premodern after a disappointing EDH game today...
How many infinity stones in the Marvel set?
>>97957023Seven
>>97957023Not Magic The Gathering.
>>97957034It's gonna get real silly when this in-universe stone gets assembled by not-Thanos on some not-Infinity Gauntlet and is referenced in not-Thanos Snap card.
>>97957023I never thought to ask, are Infinity and Stone both artifact types now, or is it like the Time Lord thing where they break the rules for UB marketing.
>>97955849Literally no one was complaining about 2 year Standard. WotC just got it into their heads that new players didn't like having to "keep up" with set releases...back when they only did 3 sets a year that hit Standard. Now somehow players magically don't have a problem when it is 7 but the timespan is longer? Left hand doesn't know what the right is doing...
>Post a custom card in a custom card server trying to get feedback>Responses are complaints that I used existing MtG art because it's apparently too confusing for people that look at a card posted in a custom card channel to discern someone didn't post an unplayable 2014 uncommon>Whatever, change art to some other art from a different game>Complaints that the art doesn't perfectly match the effect>Don't include art>All replies are saying I'm lazy for not including art>Can't use AI to generate art because that's against the server rules>Someone posts a 4-drop with literally 14 fucking lines of text on it>3 people say it's the best card they've seen because the art looks gorgeous>NOBODY comments on the fact it has 14 fucking lines of text>Someone then dumps 10 shitty League of Legends cards that all win the game on resolution because of how much value they generate for doing nothing (one had fucking Atraxa etb at 3 mana)>"I love how thematic these are"Why the fuck do I even try?
>>97957135>giving a fuck about feedback for custom cards you are making for yourselfThe problem all along was you, anon.
>>97957394You're raising the larger philosophical question of why bother with creation if nobody will appreciate it. Tree falling in a forest and all that. If you already like your idea and know there's no audience for it, there's not much reason to ever materialize it beyond the components you personally find most interesting.
>>97957036man, having a cross-over and not getting the best part of it (art) is the cuckiest behavior I've ever witnessed
>>97957421You should never expect appreciation for a creative endeavor. If you happen to get it, bask in it, for it is fleeting and nebulous.Oh, and you, in particular, shouldn't.
It's been six years since ZNR. It's time to Return to Zendikar.
>>97957494To claim one should have no internal reaction to others is to deny their humanity.
>>97957135I want to break a lance in support of AI art for custom cards. It's perfect for that use, you can tailor the style to your liking and nowadays AI is very competent even with complex scenes and some fantastic creature.
>>97957421Art is like exercise. You do it for you, not for others.
>>97957516I never said they shouldn't enjoy it, to the contrary I said to bask in the experience. Creation with the expectation of external gratification (when unprompted to create) demonstrates narcissism and breeds dissatisfaction with both self and others.
>>97957913>If you take pride in your work you're a narcissist
>check tier list >orzhov version of skeletons is doing much better than the mono black one>play both>mono black version is infinitely better >orzhov one feels like the awkward middle child between mono black skeletons and mono white auras Am I missing something?
>>97957496only if they reprint hedron crab into pioneer
>>97954927>>97954919truth, truth. maybe in a few months we can talk about the next year's schedule, but beyond that, i'm universes beyond caring until october
>>97957939You arent taking pride in your work, your evaluating self worth based on external praise.You seem incapable of self reflection and self respect. I take pride in things I do not because others tell me I do well, but because I strived to achieve and did my best.
>>97958031You seem incapable of thought. You should take a little less pride in your work because your consumption of oxygen is wasteful in itself.
>>97957913Someone that never seeks external validation is someone that never made anything in the first place. If all the value of creation was intrinsic as you say, there would be none gained from sharing it.That is not narcissism. That is acknowledgement that the desire for esteem precedes self-actualization.
>>97958100Based and hopepilled. Checked.>>97958037Cringe and crabpilled.
>>97958037>>97958100>>97958168You guys are fucking retards and didn't get the point of the other anon. If you can't take enjoyment out of your art or making your art for its own sake, that's narcissism. Enjoying good feedback is not narcissistic by itself. That's the whole fucking point.It's like this whole board is filled with emotionally stunted autists or something.
>>97958202>Anon saying that you should be happy with your work for its own sake, and that it's narcissism if you care about others disliking or not understanding it>As he argues with multiple anons over them allegedly not understanding his message, thus engaging in the very behavior he claimed was narcissisticThus the circle completes and the point is proven.
>>97958202Maybe you're the emotionally stunted one anon if you can't understand why someone (much like yourself) would get upset over bad feedback.
>>97954357Imagine the smell
>>97955321Is that a magic card in the pic or the swamps of brazil?
>>97955502Best cuck beta fag since Beaner’s Awakening
>>97955157strixhaven>lorwyn>reality fracking>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any ubslop
>>97955157The real question is if Worf will be depicted as actually able to beat someone in a fight.
>>97958390There'll be TNG Worf and DS9 Worf.
>>97954573
So when are they going to announce 2027 slop lineup?
>>97958508around august I think
>>97957062They are both different types.
>>97958499Is being a pig fun?
>>97958390Anon, you know full well at this point that UB sets are just the surface level memes, so yes Worf will be a jobber and a source of comedy instead of an actual well-written character with depth.
>>97958951I can't wait for the secret lair featuring low res screenshots of the show, with Data in a dealer's hat for Gamble.
Are the Invasion taplands worth it in Premodern?
I will play premodern using nothing but UB reprints, watch me tap pizzas for mana nerds
>>97959212People already do this in Premodern and nobody cares, wigger troon
>>97957023Super Heroes has the Mind Stone. I've seen some people assume there'll be 6 sets total but I genuinely can't think of what you'd DO for 6. Like, X-Men is the next one after Super Heroes, obviously. And then... I guess you could do a Cosmic set themed around Thanos to have the final few Stones and the Gauntlet.
>>97959092The art is great but Coastal Tower is usually the only one that sees play in UW control variants. My friend has played Urborg Volcano in his therapy-ball-lightning-tribal deck too. They're usually 1 or 2 of and no more than that.
>>97959751Secret WarsCivil WarAnnihilation WaveFear ItselfBrave New World (Doom focused)
>>97959325Haha fuckn pwned
>>97959212Doubt it
>We heard you like enchantments so we made some enchantments for your enchantmentsShould runes make a comeback?
>>97958100While seeking external validation should be of secondary concern, that isnt to what I referred. Rather I spoke of expectation, and it is expectation which breeds resentment and undue negative self assessment. Expectation of accolades harms the spirit by pushing your self value onto others to determine.Spread your art, but do not hold others opinion as dictation of your value. Accept criticism, but do not compromise the soul and meaning of your art. Appreciate critique to technique and grow, do not adhere to dogma.
>>97959928Yes, but only if they use an effect similar to Soulbound so they're not literally impossible to put in a deck / forced to cantrip to be even remotely viable.
>>97959928I rather have Rooms/Battles
>>97960212>I rather have Rooms/Battles>Enchantment - Aura Rune>Enchant BattleTHE FUTURE IS NOW.
>new season of pd2>tfw no mtg x diablo 2 ub
best comeback we can offer you is another set of 20 planeswalkers, DO YOU GUYS LIKE LOOT?
>>97960273>DO YOU GUYS LIKE LOOT?Speaking of Loot, WHERE IS LOOT?!
>>97959767HYPE!
>>97960212Could there be some way to combine these to condition the play of a card from exile on the opening of a room/clearing of a battle?
>>97960212In what fucking universe do you think battles will work?>Hmm yes I will stuff my deck with planeswalkers that I myself need to attack instead of just killing my opponent
>>97956482Welcome home, brother.Welcome home.
>>97960287Vraska recovered him on Tarkir and carried him away before the final confrontation with Sarkhan in TDM. They are unaccounted for since then.
>DRAGON HANDS, BITCHES!
>>97959767Those don't really work as sets, nor do they work with the two sets we've seen so far. They're covering certain 'sections' of Marvel's universe. The only other one I could feasibly see is the magic/supernatural side, but people don't know shit about that beyond Doctor Strange.
>>97960370Very real chance he appears in Reality Fracture and him and/or Tam are the final straw that gets Jace to turn good again but I dunno he has to blow himself up to do it or some shit.
>>97960396Sarkhan deez nuts
>>97960396Forefathers, one and all... bear witness!
I have to assume that interspecies miscegenation is impossible among the peoples of New Capenna since they've been living literally on top of each other for a thousand years and yet there are no half-cephalids or half-rhoxes running around.
>>97960981MtG biology and medicine is total horseshit. Every other plane has flawless necromancy alongside handicapped people. Ravnica has limitless bodymodding but apparently no fertility aids.
Did WotC ever acknowledge how very much not related these two obviously are?
I miss the old days of Invasion block through Ravnica City of Guilds block. I miss grabbing cards I LIKED because of cool artwork and some cinematic combat effect, instead of worrying about a min-maxing turbo pile ending the game in 4 turns. The soldier battlefields of Otaria, jungles of Krosa, the muck of Urborg, Cephalids in battle with Laquatus, and Shivan Kavu blasting phyrexians I miss the slow, wondrous pace of old Magic. World building that felt like more was there lurking behind the scenes. Even though they weren’t my friends, I miss playing with my old acquaintances from old shops. I miss having fun with Magic. Premodern is a nice idea but feels like getting price scalped for member berries and nostalgia that won’t bring back the guys or the fun. I’m already burnt out on commander, but nobody in my area is left to play older formats. I think I’m the last of my old group left. The rest moved on with…”life”.I think I’m gonna go build a budget premodern deck now.
>>97961042What do you mean?
>>97961212>I miss the old days of Invasion blockPlayPremodern
>>97954253She supposedly has an innate ability to petrify people so I'm guessing that's what marks her as a gorgon.
>>97960994>why does Earth have nuclear power alongside coal plants?
>>97961042Her dad's lighter-skinned and they've sort of slowly made Chandra look more and more Indian over time.
Why is Birgi black? I mean, both her parents are white folks, and all her siblings, even the adopted one, are also white. No mention is made of her also being adopted. So, like, what happened there?
>>97961375>magical setting where anything is possible>but why is this character blackJust admit it, you're racist
>>97961375I don't know the lore, but they're clearly not all white.
>>97961375I don't think there can be any real explanation other than *vague hand gesture* gods>>97961418You can headcanon that Jorn cuckolded his brother, that's pretty funny
>>97961406>regional setting where niggers were never present due to climate and cultural barriers>but why can't niggers be everywhere?Just admit (You) are racist
>>97961481The racist you is showing. Scandinavian regions have always been a cultural melting pot.
PreModern
what about Postmodern, it's UB and supplemental sets onlyit plays just like regular Modern
>>97960981its probably the same logic elder scrolls follows: the children are the same "race"/species/whatever as a specific one of the parents. I know ES has all the playable races capable of interbreeding but children are the same race as the mother 99.999999% of the time, and if they're not, they're the same race as the father. new capenna could easily follow a similar logic
>>97961700How about avant-garde?
Something went really wrong with SoS, is too easy make 5 color slop. i'm not having fun desu
>>97961492It's sad when retards like you can't tell the difference between actual anthropology and the revisionist woke kikery of JOTC
>>97961375Her parents are a God that impregnated a tree and dolphin that takes the form of an human.
>>97958230Wow anon, how much of an illiterate idiot you are to think posting on 4chan is the equivalent of art? Not only are you mentally stunted, you are simply retarded.>>97958243What type of bad feedback? If it's not constructive, why would you care?
>>97961309Your point doesn't work. His argument would be more like "How they habe nuclear and never had coal before it?"
>>97961042How many times have we gone through this? Chandra is a fire albino.
>>97961750You don't seem to understand either if you are applying real life geography and history to argue about the existence of black people in Kaldheim which is a completely fictional world made by people that never cared about researching or making the setting true to its real world inspirations. Do you also get angry when you go on a theme parkam and see stuff like giant caterpillars and complain caterpillars can't be 3 feet tall?
>>97961903Here's (You)'re loosh, aspie.
>>97961375>"Why-"jews
>>97961883But that's not what he was complaining about. You can have a world with handicapped people alongside necromancy without any issue. They didn't develop necromancy because they had handicapped people or anything like that. There'd be numerous potential reasons why both coexist. If the complaint was that Magic stories don't really explore the reasons, then sure I could agree. But straight up saying "why doesn't this magic solve all related problems in the world?" has the same answers as "why doesn't this technology solve all related problems in our world?".
>>97961923So they can reanimate a bunch of bones with no connective tissue, but they can't give someone the strength to get up from a wheelchair?
>>97961990>so they can perform heart surgery but people still die of heart complications?we're just going in circles, anon
Not even ritual and schizo posts can keep this general alive anymoreLet it end
>>97955157Only if it's a large set and not a small set like Spider-Man and TMNT.
>>97962527The Hobbit will probably be a small set, but it would make no sense for Star Trek to be a small set if they intend to cover the entire franchise.
>>97961888That's not a thing.
>>97962856It's a fantasy setting, it can be a thing. Natrual magic users in Kaladesh/Avishkar are extremely rare and meant to be contained and controlled by the consulate, the whole purpose of Baral's existence. The magic aspects override their natural looks, making her a fire albino. Easy explanation right there.
It's time we went to Shenmeng.
>>97961406It's only notable because she looks nothing like her parents and siblings. Even Jorn here >>97961418 could read as biracial and we don't know what his parents looked like so we couldn't say whether he resembles them or not. We also don't know whether he's the full brother or the half brother of Alrund. Birgi's appearance is made peculiar because the rest of her family look like they could be related while she obviously doesn't.
MARVEL SPOILERS WHENNNN
>>97963204I think the hype cycle starts next week.
Though The Omenpaths 2.
Through the Cope-menpaths
>>97961903>Hurr durr my world is fictional so I can shove niggers in every world regardless of basic environmental anthropology!Oh so that means return to Zhalfir will be 80% white Caucasian people then despite being set in not-Africa??If that’s the precedent your kike ass is setting, then you should have no problems with a majority Caucasian Zhalfir set. Unless of course you’re just a kikety hypocrite.
>>97963204Urza willing - never.
>https://www.tumblr.com/markrosewater/814894182198083584/do-you-think-well-see-non-ub-jumpstart-sets-ever>Jumpstart is one of our best tools for onboarding new players. Universes Beyond has proven more effective than in-Multiverse sets in attracting new players, so our current experiment is combining them to see how effective the two are together. The future of Jumpstart will be tied to how effective a tool Universes Beyond Jumpstarts are.Thoughts?
>>97963863the only way they stop is if we don't buy them, like with the assassin's creed packs
>>97963982You don't buy anything. You buy singles. Stores buy boxes.
>>97963982But I want Universes Within Jumpstart, and if UB Jumpstart doesn't sell, they'll probably just stop making Jumpstart entirely.
Why even play the game if you arent buying the new product? What do you expect to happen?
>>97964271>Why even play the game if you arent buying the new product?most of the decks I play still work just fine
>>97964271I play for fun.
>>97964250Do you like jumpstart? It's a bit shit desu, other than being friendly for absolute beginners it has almost nothing going for it that some other format isn't better for.
>>97963691>Oh so that means return to Zhalfir will be 80% white Caucasian people then despite being set in not-Africa??No because they clearly want it to be all black.>If that’s the precedent your kike ass is setting, then you should have no problems with a majority Caucasian Zhalfir set. Unless of course you’re just a kikety hypocrite.Nah, not really because they decide what happens to the planes and stories, they don't care about basic anthropology.Take it or leave it anon, they make the game, they decide what happens to it. Expecting basic enviromental anthropology from a setting meant to just sell cardboard at this point is retarded. You can yell kike hypocrite as much as you want, it won't stop them because they don't give a shit or care and you yelling at them in this anonymous board like it will make any difference is just as retarded and pathetic.
>>97960981Return to New Capenna, 2027
>>97963863Eh, it would be a fine idea if we didn't know they'll keep shoving UB stuff in standard anyways, so who cares at this point? They can do whatever damn producs they want, I'll only buy singles when I feel like I care enough to get one.
>>97964360Maybe some players are too dumb for draft, but still want to feel the draft experience? That's the only reason why someone that already plays the game would bother with jumpstart besides the unique cards they only print on it occasionally.
>>97964271I play casual commander, digital Tabletop Simulator drafts and cube, both which don't require me to buy any new product unless it's relevant to the type of gameplay I want to experience.
>>97964394He could drop the armor. The gold-striped suit is stylish on its own, the armor only detracts from an otherwise impressive fit.
>>97964443They should make his bulge bigger or maybe he just tucks it in.
>>97964387>wah wah wah look at my kikety hypocrisy I accept your concession retard
I loved Kaladesh aesthetics.
>>97964360I like jumpstart. Its a quick way for 2 people to play pseudo limited without a much more involved Winston draft.I also keep each pack intact so that we can rotate through them again with new randomized configurations
>>97964706You won't be getting your white only Kaldheim nor mixed Zhalfir, so yes, I concede, but you didn't win either.
>>97964443in his defense, he is trying to not fet assassinated so the armor is probably slightly magical and functional
>>979648652p winston drafts can be really fast, specially if it's a cube.
>>97955845I just run like 7 1-mana creature removal spells. I think landfall and prowess are really overrated. I hate lessons though, and its probably low key the best deck but I think people don't play it as much as prowess because its mentally taxing. hope something gets banned from it.
>>97964906>smash 2 Jumpstart decks together and playvs>10-20 minutes of setup, drafting and deck building, and thats assuming you already have a cube builtI have a (bad) cube (of cards I happened to own) and we do Winston draft it, but Jumpstart is way easier for just playing a game of magic at will
>>97964902Considering that he's up against three chucklefucks and a bird I think he's gonna pull through fine.
>exists for one singular purpose>doesn't fulfill it>desparked>forgottenWhat was the point of anything?
>>97965152You could say this about all of Magic's story.
>>97960396It looked pretty normal on banefire but it looks silly when it's on both hands.
>>97963145What would be the point now that WOTC has stopped printing cards in Mandarin?
Did any new cards make an impact on Standard, or is it still just Izzet/Dimir/Mono green spam?
>>97965152To dress like a fag.>>97965168Naw, lots of characters fulfilled their purpose.
>>97965152If we ever get a return to Theros, I wonder if we'll find out how he feels about Elspeth not only defying fate, but becoming deified.
>>97965326It would make me happy. Isn't that enough?
>>97965565>>97965152They really should have included Calix in Streets of New Capenna still stalking Elspeth, maybe even teaming up with Ob Nixilis. Vivien did not need to be there.
>>97965152>Klothys's fw Calix becomes a Demon to counter Angelspeth
>>97954573I like my Psychatog gameplay
>>97965619Based Tog enjoyer.
>>97965619But what if it drew cards on hit and the buff was permanent and it could gain evasion and it cost 1 less???
>>97965518I mean, making izzet stronger technically is an impact
>>97965705These faggots have 0 idea about balance.
>>97965606so we're going to do Xenagos' storyline, but to become an interplanar demon instead of a chaotic oarty god?
>>97965586not for a company as big as Hasbro/WOTC
>>97965676Invest in Togs.
>>97964865you mean you keep all the cards together, sleeved up and in sort of non-pack-wrapper container, right?
>Traumatic Critique is a 4-of in every single Izzet deck in Standard nowI fucking told you retards.I told you retards and you didn't listen.
>>97966448>Literal furfag card is now a meta staple
>Burns u for 6 lifexD rip
>>97966679Sheoldred my beloved
WotC needs to pump those numbers up.
>>97964894I won the logical argument which was, if JOTC can niggerize a traditionally majority Caucasian geographical setting, then to be fair by the same token, the supposed majority nigger setting should be swapped into a majority Caucasian setting. But even with sound reasoning, (You) and JOTC refuse to acknowledge the hypocrisy of it. You lost before the argument even began.
>>97966812When we return to Kaldheim.
>>97966812Why aren't there more land variants than just snow?>>97967050Let's not.
>>97966679She can silvertongue my anus if you catch my drift
>>97967431>She can silvertongue my anus if you catch my driftI'm not understanding you. Drift? Is Silvertongue a surfing move?
I would have really liked to have seen Dina and some of the other characters from that uncommon student cycle come back as rares in the new set to represent their learning. I was surprised at Dina specifically because while I don't know the lore I know she was featured a lot in cards and got onto the team-up card for the team-up set. I also like the card and play it a lot, liked the pest and magecraft lifedrain decks from the first set and her design. But of course we got yet another Zimone. I'm not even the kinda chud to make a big deal about this sort of thing but holy shit is it so blatant and tiresome why they push her so much.
>>97966102I desleeve them and keep them in a card storage box with dividers. I haven't yet bothered to buy bulk sleeves for them, but have considered it. We sleeve them for each match, as I keep 2 sets of sleeves set aside for that purpose. It would be to be something other than black, so as to not to mix them up with my cube.
>>97965606The monowhite demon that people want.
>>97967082>Why aren't there more land variants than just snow?They consider it a mistake. They rather print subtypes like deserts and caves.
JustPlaythePremodern
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OOPS IS THE PROBLEM
>>97967645Anon, they're all in the commander decks.
Nosewater announcement tomorrow at 9am. It’s likely some stupid UB kike slop product.
>>97968036oh sorry I don't play commander
>>97968042In what timezoneI have an appointment with the total war stream at 1500 BST
>>97968238Central time U.S.
>>97967998HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
What if premodern is just a ploy to sell another set of useless bulk cards
Oh no, I’ve been duped into buying some of the best art in Magic with balanced power and mechanics with zero UB kikery, what a fool I was. How could I have been swindled so?
>>97965152IIRC what happened was that the poor reception of WAR: Forsaken shook the studio so badly that they held off on publishing any story at all for THB, and ultimately they only posted a short summary of the main beats of a story that seems to have never been written in full.Bear in mind that they took a break from releasing any new novels at all after Forsaken for a whole seven years. It's safe to say the fan backlash left them rattled.
>>97968587I'm not afraid of being sold a product I enjoy tbqh
>>97954818first off golgari is trash in this set so you basically fucked up right theresecond idk how you ended up with this many blue cards and still ended up golgari and not converge soup or temur but you probably should have gone that way since blue and converge are very strong in this setthird, at a glance, you don’t seem to have any of the good black/green cheap deathtouchers, very few infusion enablers, even less meaningful payoffs, and you’re heavy in black, splashing white, but have a severe lack of removalyou’re also 3 color with a total of 0 dual lands and you’re potioner’s trove (not only fixing and ramp but easy life gain for infusion) is in your boardblack/green is already one of the weaker archetypes in this set and you paired it with black/white which is kind of trying to do different things and it’s just not a strong mix if you’re going multicolor then temur and jeskai are preforming much better and even green or blue base soup is stronger with converge than this slop you ended up withalso, some drafts are just rough so it’s hard to give the best feedback without actually seeing the packs but it feels like you were trying to hard to be flexible or decided to completely change course too late
>>97954573NO i want to play Cuckmander LGBTQ-Universe Beyonce and have a Pink dragon-dildo up my ass and green hair.
>>97961042Yeh Kiran cheated on Pia. She should do a maternity test
>>97966812>>97967050Return to Kaldheim: Enhanced Snow Edition! MORE snow lands! MORE snow creatures! ALL-NEW snow artifacts, snow enchantments, and snow sorceries! If you buy five boosters in your local game store, you get a complementary SNOWBALL FOR FREE with your purchase!
>>97969094>ALL-NEW snow artifacts, snow enchantments, and snow sorceries!We already have all of those
>>97969094And all Legendary Creatures are niggers!!!
>>97969244Well I don't care, I didn't draft Ice Age or Kaldheim, I just make fun of the latter.
why japanese players are treated as gods? They get preorder bonus protectors with chance to win sleeves and super expensive promo. While other region get jack shit
>>97969350Wanderer my beloved
>>97969319If your jokes don't relate to the reality of the situation they're not very funnyWhere do you get off making fun of kaldheim for its mechanical features when you just hate it because someone who doesn't look like you is a vikingDo you even play magic? Do you even know how the stack works?
>>97969350Go into any TCG store in Japan and you'll see why: Magic isn't popular. Magic has to fight tooth and nail to stay relevant there and gets roflstomped by Pokemon, One Piece, Duel Masters, Yugioh, and has to compete with F&B and Shadowverse Evolve. Part of the reason we're getting horrible looking cards like this is their feeble attempt to grasp at the bale of hay Pokemon effortlessly slings over its shoulder, not to mention increased use of Japanese artists. Japan also eats up any wife-able characters which is why you get Thalia appearing on the Sheltered by Ghosts promo, Unstoppable Slasher promo, Stitcher's Supplier and Spectral Sailor etc.
>muh STORM SCALE>*prints a bunch of new storm cards into every format*so what did they mean by this
Less than one hour until Nosewater ruins Magic again
>>97969784Magic is in a death spiral so they do hype shit over long term health of the game
The real storm scale is 10/10 - boobs on biological female9/10 - straight white character on white cards
>>97970075:^)
>>97969572Hareruya is always packed daily. That's probably any store.
>>97970088>make a black tokenHe's actually Jewish
>>97970096Why?
>>97969784MaNo has backpedaled twice about the scale now and the current lie is that storm will never be a MAJOR mechanic in standard againnext the goalposts will be moved to ONE set and not just standard as a whole just watch
God I’m so shit against control
>>97970098Token blacks
>>97969907where is it?
>>97970146Seconding this question
Pretty sure all the vegas shit is tomorrow
>>97969907>announcing his pet project mood swings is going to kill magicIt will be a nothingburger.
>>97969387They're not even vikings. Kaldheim is a fictional setting, vikings were pirates that patrolled the north atlantic.
>>97970332jewish mood swings are typically suicidal Let's hope it happens
>50% of the meta is izzetone might say we are FLOURISHING right now
>>97970553about 25% cub decks too
>>97970553>White still at the bottom barely present because of blueEvery year. Same as it ever kike was.
>>97970705And you still post Gavin for no apparent reason. Get some new material.
>>97970713Because he’s the kike responsible for destroying White in Standard for 8 years and counting. Eat shit shekel-sucking kike
>Nosewater secret lair slopI sleep.
>>97970768He is not on White color council, he never was. He was just a host. Very kike of you to gaslight.
>>97970774The logo is so ugly lmao
Gavin is also a fuckn mega homo dont forget
>>97970553Well actually half of those are prismari decks so we are indeed flourishing
>>97970797I don't care. More kike gaslighting.
>>97970810You should care you idiot tranny game enjoyer
>>97970817I don't play EDH sorry.
>>97970821If a tranny is the lead designer the entire game is for trannies. Also i dont think you know what gaslighting means lil bro.
>>97970827Ok, he is not. Try again. Less gaslighting.
>>97970866Tranny lover
>>97970905More kike weaseling. Gavin is not a lead designer of anything. I don't think he's a tranny either, since he's happily married with children.You probably didn't even know Hawley and Forsythe are boss' of Rosewater when it comes to design as well.Of course you didn't. Cry more bitch nigger. Keep sowing discord, only thing you kikes are good at.
