>Stand and deliver!You're surrounded by highwaymen from all sides! How does your party respond?
>>97960010Kill yourself puckee.
Did the beggar thread not work out, puckee?
Drop that gun! (shots) Let that be a warning to you all. You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway. It certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week...I expect I must practice, oh, at least four or five times a week at least...at least four or five, only some weekends...like last weekend, there really wasn't the time, so that moved the average down a bit...but I should say it's definitely a solid four days' practice a week...at least. I mean...I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. (heads are coming out of the coach and peering) You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I clould hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten...
>>97960010>STAND AND KILL YOURSELF, RETARD!
>>97960010>puckee spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/v9he6h/calloway_pierce_highwayman_art_by_indigo_jenar_art/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/oYACxsqx5QYwSnNxrb1AcQ/>45 times since June 2022
what are they even paying these bozo janitors
>>97960010Test
>>97960010I give him my boots but ask if I can keep my horse. I am on the run from the British you see for killing a man in a duel and my mum gave me all the money she could you see to escape. You can help a fellow irishman out can't you?
>>97960010Learn some manners:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bvCy_ZLo4
>>97960010>stand up straight: chest up, shoulders back>deliver the package That'll be $99.99 plus tip.
>>97960529Hold the fuck up, THAT'S A MARRIED WOMAN!
>>97960546>THAT'S A MARRIED WOMAN!Of the OVERWEIGHT and CANINE variety, perhaps?
>>97960010Fucking kill yourself, puckee twenty-one
>>97960369huh?
>>97960010Huh?
Fuck off.
>>97960010I think you should be raped and eaten and then a xylophone should be made from your bones.
>>97962222but who will do it?
>>97962288>bumping the threadKill yourself. You're not even worth raping and eating.
>>97960010huh?
>>97962293lol i was making the joke that in another thread you said youd be the one to do it.such a salty ass nigga lmao
>>97960010>"I pay you 50 gold to fuck off."They are here fo make money, I am here to pass through, and not waste my resources before I get to where I plan to kill things.
>>97960010>puckee aka pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/v9he6h/calloway_pierce_highwayman_art_by_indigo_jenar_art/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/oYACxsqx5QYwSnNxrb1AcQ/>45 times since June 2022
>>97962407Meds
>>97964037What?
Gee, I wonder who keeps spamming this shit
>>97960010This is the most meta Puckee thread. A highwayman accosts the board, but all he wants is attention so he never leaves. He just follows the party for the rest of the campaign asking inane questions and posing hypotheticals, never actually contributing to the discussions he insists on initiating.
>>97960010Thank you for this awesome thread, Zak Gilmore!
>>97971559Who? What are you talking about?
>>97960010If they're chicks, beat and rapeman them to be good.Men, murder and move on
>>97960158It’s a hold-up, not a Botany lesson!
>>97960010Depends on the game.
>>97974845Whichever one you played last.
>>97974701Tell me more about rapeman, he sounds like an interesting character.
