Your current gaming group's characters have angered an archfey. Maybe they were exploring some ruins in a deep, dark forest, and someone did something they weren't supposed to do. Maybe they welshed on a deal to some minor fey. Maybe they said something bad about a work of art in a museum in a city. It could be anything. How does the archfey mess with the player characters in your game? Top of the initiative, round 1...
>>97972863I correct them that its actually "welch", and the social faux pas annihilates them completely
I hold up the X card, my brother was spirited away by faeries and I have trauma.
>>97972863>Your current gaming group's characters have angered an archfey.No they haven't, because they couldn't, because archfey aren't in my game.
We action economy it to death in 1 round. If we don't, we call the DM out for being a weiner and just making shit up on the fly as we all throw our character sheets in the trash, since they clearly no longer matter anymore.
>>97975104Why would you ever think your character sheets matter in D&D? You do know about Rule 0, right?
>>97972863Aw shit the archfey goes first and kills my entire party with a lvl7 fireball (we are lvl3).Oh well, time to rape the GM
>>97974462>But I didn't eat breakfast today?
>>97975104I never understood this mindset.You know the GM designed the world you are playing in right?Its entirely within his purview to create a enemy wholecloth tailored to match his PC's level and competency.> BUH THATS NOT FAIR! YOU CANNOT DEVIATE FROM OFFICIAL ENTRIES IN THE MONSTER MANUAL! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HOMEBREW STATBLOCKS! NOOOOOOOOO!Lol dude.Lmao even.
>>97976341Shut the fuck up.The unwillingness to engage a hypothetical isn't an inability.
>>97976387Exactly! The DM is just fucking with us and not respecting rule 0, thats why we shouldnt play with him
>>97976417Then don't enter the thread.
>>97972936This. Or, perhaps more in line with the way of Faerie, the Archfey's insistence that they are correct slowly, over the course of the conversation, turns into a sheep.
>>97976799Don't post on public forums if you can't handle opposing methods, views, and values.
