Can I please have a glass of water editionThis is a thread for you to share your stories about experiences playing tabletop games. Whether it's a horror story about that player who grabs his cock while roleplaying Coomula, the goliath cleric of the goddess of footjobs, or if it's about your greatest GM triumphs, we want to hear about it.Make sure to say what game/system you are playing first!
>>97972930You couldn't have found an actual image? Is your addiction that bad?
>>97972941your mother is addicted to sucking fertile seed from the end of my shaft. now post your tg stories.
>>97972947Naw. You post slop and you get treated like the pig you are. Oink louder piggy.
>>97972963I post slop (of the white goopy variety) with my penis into your mother's open mouth
>>97972979You sure do think about cock a lot OP. Maybe see a doctor about it.
>>97972989Not as much as your mother thinks about cock. Mine, in particular.
>>97972997You really only have one joke huh? Slop has absolutely rotted your brain.
>>97973005I may only have one joke, but I have many inches... of cock, which I pump inside your mother routinely.
>>97972930>VTM V20>PCs are: a ventrue, a malkavian, a tremere and a nosferatu>ventrue and tremere have dominate; malkavian and tremere have auspex>for non-vtm players, dominate is mind control and auspex is mind-reading (amongst other things)>pcs discover a sabbat saboteur seeking to foment a labour dispute within the factory owned by the prince's ghoul.>sabbat saboteur is defeated in battle, but promises to lead the party to an individual with proof of compromising information on the city's prince, thus allowing the party to extort him.>nosferatu declares "I think he's lying!">everyone else disagrees, and takes him at his word.>two of the characters can mind control the sabbat>two of them can LITERALLY READ HIS MIND WITH MAGIC>none of them use the powers.>get led into an ambush by the sabbat. because the guy was lying.Why do I play with people like this? How can I, as GM, remind my players to use the resources available to them without being seen as railroading them?