>Relativistic Ogre>True Hydra>Noble railgun
>>97983145The opposite of quantum is classical not relativistic.
>>97983254>the ogre will appear on either path because it can move between them at a high fraction of Cthe road ahead is empty. noone has +3000 to initiative right? okay, then make a dex save against fireball
>>97983145Traditional games?
>>97983254Who said we were talking about opposites? The opposite of an ogre is not an ogre. The opposite of a hydra is not a hydra. You're a normgroid midwit with delusions of grandeur; stay in your lane instead of trying to "correct" others.>>97983145>Off-roading.>Murder-landlord.>Rules Prosecutor
>>97983693I once had a guy who was a rules prosecuter. Everytime the rules lawyer claimed something they would get into a debate, we called rules court, the rest of us would continue playing and sometimes play their characters for them as an "executive decision".
>>97983645>Modern games
>Relativistic OgreOnce exposed to the seven Chaos Emeralds, an Ogre can tap into each of their infinite reservoirs of power simultaneously, and ascend to a form capable of traveling near the speed of light, invincible all forms of damage and negating almost any level of kinetic force against it.Tapping into this power also awakens the Ogre's mind, however, and he will change from a barbaric savage to an enlightened enforcer of freedom and justice.>True HydraManifests as a strange river cutting a long distance across a plane, this is actually a paranormal stream of unknown nature that intersects most of a multiverse's dimensional planes.The "river" of the True Hydra manifests single-celled organisms which stay connected to their base body when performing mitosis. These cells evolve into unagi that grow more heads or tails as they escape predators. These unagi evolve into lungfish that do the same. Years of survival will see these organisms grow into the dragon-sized hydra the legends speak of, but a child hydra that lives for 1000 years will ascend to become another branch of the True Hydra.>Noble railgunIt's a railgun constructed through lengthy alchemical rituals performed by those of noble, using the powers of a princess' gun as she swears pacifism, to create this thaumaturgic wonder.
>>97983254Newtonian Ogre
>>97983145>Normalshit>Storygilding>Female Tiefling Bard>BrOSR (complimentary)
>>97983145>Girl DMs>femme fatales>goddesses of war
>have you tried playing D&D?
>>97983693>Off-roading.Our party specializes in it.Honestly, most groups/parties I'm a part of and actually half-way participatory in do, really. Not because I'm trying to be disruptive, I'm just very prone to zagging sharp left turns the DM had no idea should even be on their radar much less prepare for. Part of that's just because I'm quiet a lot so I get the feeling people don't necessarily know what's in character for me as a person much less any character I'm piloting. But also I'm just really good at finding backward-ass ways to get from point A to point B when all the sane ones are cut off. Half the time it makes people think I'm stupid or nuts. But when I can convince them, or just am able to do my thing on my own long enough without someone stopping me, I get implausible results.>>97984192I've been Rules Appellate Attorney for the DM before, defending why their judge call was a good call and also consistent with their previous rulings in response to Rules Lawyer kvetching.>>97983693>Murder-landlord.That's just a feudal king.
>Sign up for sandbox game>Get litterbox game>Enemy monster is gigantic and unreasonably fast>Hit and run and keeps toying with us>Sacrifice 3 party members to distract it as we flee further into the dungeon>Make it to a huge reservoir of water cascading down some massive mechanical fountain>Find a pool of food>Eat our fill for the first time in days>Make our last stand in the food as the beast returns>It sniffs us and leaves>It refuses to eat anything that has touched food>As it sleeps we carry off a giant golden statue of a mouse>nogamesslave rewards us with negative 5000 xp
>>97984799I... I kneel!!!
>>97983145>sandboxing
>>97983381Ogre/C
>>97983145>Global Lord
>>97983645yes? what about them?
>>97985547>Rex Mundi
>>97983693the opposite of a false hydra is a true hydra, yes. obviously. dumbfuck.
