>>97993157
The Brave & Wise Arbite headed off to the last known location of the invading pirates, with naught but his wits, a flashligh & a hidden vox to aid him as he encountered the huge creatures in shadow. After a brief back and forth with words and blades, the Cunning Arbite managed to persuade them that he himself was the Captain of the Nameless Soldier.

And so the trap was set, he had risked his life to lure them here to our ambush, a door laiden with enough promethium to beach an underprison wall for a gang break that our Crafty T-Nasty had helped deploy, with our Marksman hidden high among the rafters within a vent, while the current Honourable Captain & the rest of us waited behind the next set of blast doors. To say Boom, would be an understatement - as we charged in, led by the Courageous Captain welding his power sword.

Before us were 2 hulking figures in soot black armour, standing slightly smaller than a grox, with patches of flaming meat hanging off of ruined spikes, the chestpieces ablated open from the primitive blast as they staggered back to their feet unsteadily, with 1 thought amongst us, if they can bleed they can die.

And so they did.
The battle was hectic and instant, finished within 20 seconds. The pirates charged forward, only for the first to be cut down by the Skilled Captain with a fatal slice across the eyes by his power blade - felling him as they boiled within his skull. The second swung wildly, only to be gracefully parried by the swords edge, while your Modest Author snuck a point blank shotgun in the armour gaps left by the trap, and our Marksman high-high among the rafters and vents shot him in the head felling him instantly. Alas the victory wasn't flawless, as he went down, a chance flailing with their large chain blade rended straight through the captains guts with a visceral rending sound as they started to slump out from him. In his dying breaths he said to 2nd in command T-Nasty & I who both has rushed over to see if he could be saved that Wise T-Nasty was now promoted to Captain, the Ship was his, and to Strive for greatness. Oh & the Arbite was a charred lump but we chucked him in medbay, should be fine.

After enshrinement of the old Captain, and officially declaring the new, we landed at last in the star ports of home; [] Majoris. Upon disembarking we found we had a grand welcoming committee awaiting us, demanding we come into custody, but upon my regaling the tales of our Brave Captain T-Nasty, they stepped down & we arranged to meet for discussions in 2 weeks time. After customs gave the ship a thorough look over with the green light to enter the planet proper, we discovered that the poor defenceless refugees we had rescued had ravaged all our stock for delivery.

>>97993172
There was outrage among the crew - some demanding a massacre, some wanting them servitored, and others wanting them to suffer much worse. Yet our Wise and Benevolent Captain would have none of it, instead he managed to set them up with work, lodgings & food; he hadn't been part of their rescue just to abandon them on a random world. So now a new issue arose; we needed to acquire the funds to keep our own crew happy & supplied, thus we each set out individually to try and resolve the issue.

>>97993176
The party now faced with debt, looked to find other means to make money. T-Nasty and Halo visited a Omniplayah safe house. They met Digna-T who informed them that T-Easy would be able to sort out a deal for the transfer of cargo through a warehouse company that was essentially a front. Digna-T organised to contact them back with a runner if T-Easy would send a runner to confirm with T-Nasty.
Ulric and the Pysker followed through with the assasination attempt but failed to weapon jinx the targets car, whereupon the guards exited the car. The pysker exited the alley they were hiding in only to be almost shot to peices before Ulric, stabbed the target in the throat then turned to open fire on the guards. There was a brutal combat where the arbites where called but they were not given a description and so the Ulric and the Pysker escaped.
T-Nasty and Halo received the runner and organised for the cargo crates to be moved to the warehouse whereupon they transferred the cargo upon dinghies and made their way across the ocean towards wretch Island. Along the way they got spotted by and inquisitorial warship.

After transporting the cargo and the dinghies and going out to sea an inquisitorial warship spotted the party. They managed to outmaneuver the ship but the ship launched a valkyrie attack helicopter with a searchlight to spot the party in the dark of the night. Nova shot the search light as the party approached wretch island and they moved the cargo into an open plaza in enemy gang territory.

>>97993183
They learned that this gang was called the iron dogs and were chaos worshippers and controlled ⅓ of the island alongside the imperial saints and the Tech Pimps (order of the omniplayah). They pushed the cargo through the undercity corridors before being stopped by the rival gang, the iron dogs. After a botched attempt at deception by the pysker and Halo the gang opened fire upon the party, however they proved to be rather ineffective and the party make quick work of them.
The party continued through the undercity. Before being stopped by women in black veils and armour. The women brandished their pistols at the party but after quick negotiation they found out that they were sisters of battle of the ecclesiarchy under gauis. The party explained that they were of the ship of the late captain pelladeus and the sisters recognised them as effectively the acolytes of Kraxus. The sisters urged the party to meet them within the church, especially to see the sister superior about further matters.
The party arrived in the territory of the Order of the Omniplayah, and were led through the complex by other tech pimp gangers. They sold 6 crates of food for 5000 gelt each. T-Easy also offered a further business opportunity to move goods off planet, and by goods he meant chems and gangers to start up branches of the order in various locations.
After they had done their dealings they were smuggled out of wretch island and went back to the sister superior who explained to them what was happening with the inquisition in the sector. She mentioned the schism between Kraxus and Totalenmensch. The sister superior also mentioned that she would provide a lawyer for the upcoming court case.

>>97993190
The party had 3 days to spare when they returned to the ship. The lawyer arrived promptly and explained to the party that they may be challenged on the validity of the Inquisitorial Rossette. The lawyer also questioned Ulric and found out about the botched assasination attempt.

The party then fired Ulric, which led to him threatening T-Nasty. Ulric left the ship and Halo sent a guardsman to follow them but he never returned. Upon hearing this both T-Nasty and Halo went to the adeptus Administratum to set a bounty upon Ulric. They learned that Ulriccs assassin lord got busted through his botched attempt and that acolyte Maeve would use this against them in the court case.
The first bounty hunter failed.
The party then decided they would wait until the court day to see what would happen. On the day of the court acolyte maeve summoned them with black SUV’s and drove them to the court whereupon they were taken to a secret room.
The court case then commenced with the party eventually winning on the basis that the spy aboard the ship must have been a lying heretic due the fact that he attacked the .
Once the party was outside a bald man with a black trenchcoat approached T-nasty and said: “You will not get away next time”.

>>97993198
We made landfall on the new planet to deliver our cargo of merchants looking to sell medication to the locals, and under suggestion of Psyker-Khaitos we looked to sell them to factory doctors, as they would have been most likely to need the services.

This led us to being approached by the factory CEO who was wanting to establish a long term deal for the good of his employees, as improving their health benefits would improve staff retention, but unfortunately, there is a cruel and mean gang who doesn't want that.

So in order to lure out their enforcer, we had a small street battle against a group of their gang members, and while our Brave Captain T-Nasty who was fighting bravery at the front lines went down, thanks to Halo's medical expertise, he came through mostly unscaved, as did the members of our crew who assisted us, with Garret our newest Brave Guardsman defending the Captain and taking out the majority of the vile foes by himself. (He's getting a medal too). Psyker-Khaitos lost an arm tho'

After our glorious victory, under the guidance of Pav, we escaped through a sewer entrance he had located earlier back to the outer city with the bodies, as Psyker-Khaitost plans to use his knowledge of evil demonic rituals to frame the fight as if it was done with some evil intent, & he assured us it'll just look like it, so ofc I trust our crew member is still honest to the emperor, as I'm sure the Cleric sent to watch us by the Holy Inquisition will too.

>>97993217
After the previous battle with the evil brotherhood, as Halo tended to the injured captain, Psyker-Khaitos took the stolen bodies back to our ship, (why?) while our resident cleric assigned to us by the church investigated their suspections of heresy among the omniplayas

Pious Halo helped to assure the fears with it just being a gang theming of their devoutness to the omnisias aspect of the emperor, before we were interrupted by a crew member going missing

So while Psyker-Khaitos dealt with the bodies in his own way, Honourable Halo & virtuous Cleric investigated the disapearance

After trailing his last whereabouts, we found Keith shaking in a shed over an arbities body, saying he had killed him to defend the crew, so as punishment was sent to the brig, as Halo thought to show Mercy while our cleric was in favour of execution, they ceded to the Vice-Captain

That was a mistake

Hours later, Glorious Raphael our head of arms, discovered the dead body, was in fact poor Keith, so we hurried to the Brig to find Solid, who had been guarding the cell, with his neck snapped & the jail cell torn apart.

Thanks to the mutant powers of Psyker-Robert, we traced the fake-keith to the undership, and approached a room he believed he was hiding in

It was empty
He was behind us

And with a swift low kick to Achilles, who was escorting our retinue, fatally shattered his leg, and combat was engaged

He had however made a slight miscaculation.
Fighting hive gangers in tight ship underbellies means you are never out of shotgun range, and after being softened up by Honourable Halo, enraged over the death of 3 more of her crew members, he was slain by our Cleric, who destroyed the foul witch, mutant & heritic who wished to interfere with our Emperor given supply missions.

Only for it to be finally revealed that he was an agent working under =][= Totalanench to destabilise the planet so he could profit.

>>97993231
After delivering the proof of kill to our Client oil baron, he transferred over funds, and granted us some additional prometheum crates as good will towards the war effort, which we gracefully accepted as a first delivery within our agreement to switch over to supplying The Honrable Inquisitor Coraxes, rather than devious Totalimench.
As as a little treat before we left, Humble Halo decided to shop for local specialities, and bought herself a [Local]-Patter 4 barrel flamethrower as recommended by the gift shop clerk, which inspired our Brave Captain & ship psyker to get their own smaller ones as well.
And so we set off to the warzone at our next port of call, which thankfully had an uneventful journey, only for a slightly more eventful landing.
At the port we were greeted by a full cast of arbities & sisters of battle, headed by the Mother Superior who had been our inquisitorial point of contact back on [main planet]. She was overjoyed by our additional fuel supplies, though slightly annoyed by our delayed arrival, but still set out our orders. Delivery of supplies to the forward base through ork territory.
We did, ofc, get ambushed.
By sheer happenstance, our groups large amount of flame weapons cut swaths through their lines, but one broke through.
A huge, 10 foot ork, welding a glowing sword formally belonging to the Great enemy, ran unscathed through the flames, even deftly managing to avoid Courageous Halos' hail of shotgun fire, before locking her down in a 1 Vs duel of blade Vs staff, however before she could strike him down, a cowardly shot from Psyker-Khaitos's flamer shot over both of them, searing off Halos' skin, with the very heat boiling her eyes in their sockets before she fell unconscious. As expected the 12ft ork was unbothered by the flames as before.

>>97993244
Letting out a mighty roar that his worthy Foe Halo, had been apparently slain by this backstab, the 14ft ork Boss charged Psyker-khaitos down, toppling him without
Even a fight, before turning to face the Lone Captain, who was now enraged at losing his Precious Crew. Despite holding the 16ft ork Warlord off for many minutes in a duel of counters and parries, the strength of the 18ft ork was just too much, and so too did the captain fall.
Then some space marines shot him as if the Fate™of our group was important enough that the Emperor would send his angels.
After the rescue, we were delivered to the command fortress where we were granted first aid, managing to save half of Halo's skin & a single eye, but before we could lick the rest of our wounds, we were greeted by Inquisitior Coraxes himself.

He was slightly annoyed at us.

He felt that accepting payment for feeding starving orphans who had been abandoned by everyone on the planet, so that we could pay our staff wages was of dubious morality.

He also had some concerns regarding giving hive workers performance enhancing medication in order to keep the fit & employed, even when done to help reallocate important oil supplies from evil Totalimench to His Honrable self.

He did however appreciate us killing a bunch of evil guys.

We did eventually come to terms and managed to explain any miscommunications we had given him, and are now more formally working within his power, and so he has given us a new task.

>>97993253
Today we planned an operation to take down orks. The Brave Captain saught to battle them in a duel, the Cunning Garth aimed to disable their weapons, while the Wise [techpriest] worked to breach us behind their lines, while the Most Honourable Kythos, studied hidden away in the library.

With the modest Halo running between the 3, we worked together to combine a plan to allow the Blessed Angels of the Emperor access to the foul Xenos threat, which we worked together with the Inquisitorial Glory of Coraxis. First we would set the stage for a mighty duel between the Champion of the Hussars & that of the local Warboss, the Accurate Garth would take down their anti air, while our Brave Captain would lead the charge supported by the Cunning [techpriest] & myself to breach in from the tunnels - similar how to when we brought food to starving orphans through the hidden passages after hearing Halos' heartfelt plea to help them, an apparent "crime" that The Honourable Kythos keeps mentioning of her.

It did not start smoothly, we attempted to issue a challenge to the orks, but they were too cowardly to come out, but with quick thinking Halo invited them to the field of battle where the Angels Champion made short work. Alas, the orks were without honour and seeing their champion struck down, opened fire upon them, or would have, were it not for the deadeye accuracy of the Skilled Garth taking them out.

>>97993264
The Breaching time meanwhile headed deep into the fort, evading patrols and causing sabotage & decoys thanks to the demolition skills of the Crafty [techpriest] under our Clever Captains orders until we finally made our way to the control room.

The Guileful Garret meanwhile had shot down a mighty Ork tank, tearing straight through a targeted weak point in the armour, detonating its fuel, before now leading his small team to the anti air, carefully scaling the walls, avoiding the gaze of the guards, yet the last push was too heavy to avoid. Risking the sacrifice in the name of the Emperor, he ran forth, leaped, and launched his blessed Krak down the barrels detonating it from within, which as fate would have it, distracted the orks enough for him to get to cover.

The blast lured away the remaining orks from the control room, yet when the Courageous Captain & his team arrived, they found the Warlord on the chain of a Fallen Angel in black armour. In order to breach him, he ordered a sneak attack. Halo moved to behind the door, calling to lure him out, and the instant he left, she pressed her shotgun to his back, and as always, the Bitch Slap©®™(Buy now from your local Omniplaya™ store) delivered, blasting a hole clean through the traitors corrupt armour & bones.

>>97993280
While carefully checking over the corpse, unwilling to touch the Tainted artifacts, that had once led the Honourable Kythos's closest confidante - that he shared everything with - to attack and murder his own crewmates, the Adept Captain worked the controls, lowering the main entrance for the Angels to begin their assault. Yet it looked bad for us, with the Resourceful [techpriest] spotting hundreds of orks converging on our position. The Glorious Captain quickly grabbed proof of his plans success & tying up the Warboss as a prisoner, before leading us to the roof, but this may have been a mistake. 40 orks with small arms surrounded us at our exit and all looked bad, and yet with a call of the Valkyries, 4 storm ravens flew in, their paths now unblocked thanks to the Great Garths actions, this allowed the Angels to descend and save us once more.

They cleared out the fortress we had set the path for, and we headed back to report in to the inquisition, deliver him the captured Warboss & proof of the fallen Angel, and check in with The Most Honourable Kythos, who had chosen not to join the battle.

We were debriefed, and now we have been given free reign, to help this sector as we see fit, and rescue the poor & oppression servants of the emperor as humble Halo has always strived to do with the Majestic Captains blessing as we spread the works on each world she has passed through.

>>97993292
With the Honourable Kythos rejoining us from his reading while the Noble Captain & our strike were toppling an Ork fortress on the front lines, we gathered to interrogate the captured Ork Warboss; Retchin. Like most orks however, they quickly told us all he knew - leading us to their secret stash where we managed to reclaim an imperium vox system, then despite the Honourable Kythos attempts to let the foul xenos live, the Pious Captain ordered them executed (as they should be).

Our most Magnanimous Inquisitior called for us soon after to discuss the future plans for the sector, regarding both the archeotech & our next destinations. It was revealed to be the STC of an apocalypse class warship, strong enough to bring even stars to their death

>>97993303
Session 12: flawless plans

After paying our pilgrimage to the largest cathedral on the planet - and collecting a full set of hand crafted primarch blind boxes from the market - we head finally to our destination [planet here]. Yet enroute we hear a prophecy within the warp, for inquisitior Coraxis is due to die when he returns to [planet here]. But enough about that.

Upon reaching the abandoned citadel planet, we find both an abandoned space station circling it, and that it isn't as abandoned as we thought. There was an infestation of Imperium Hating Traitors with stolen goods from the Brave Imperial Guard, yet our Wise Captain figured a way to use them for our benefit, setting them against the Traitors following inquisitior Totalimench when they arrive. However we received an astropath text giving us a new sense of scale; the Flagship of the [space marine chapter here] is the one that is enroute. The cowardly traitors panic at this, but our Fearless Captain manages to concoct a deal which emboldens them to stand by their word;
We will take over the space station and ram it into their flagship.

The pathetic traitors said it wouldn't work, as it was filled with foul 4 armed Xenos, yet our Brave Invincible Captain laughed at them, he who had faced off with all manners of Xenos, Traitor & Demon.

Our Cunning Captain laid out the plan; Himself leading the charge to deal with technical issues at the front lines, supported by the Brave Garrett & myself the Humble Halo, shall drop in by escape pod, breach the command center and trigger it to be controlled remotely.

>>97993312
The plan began;
Using his prior knowledge our Fated Captain T-Nasty began work on a chemical concoction to disable the enemy navigator while the rest of the crew worked on their own preparations, practicing navigation, stealth, and skills, until the flagship arrived.

Our Glorious Crew ensured that our ship stayed constantly out of sight of their sensors while we awaited their planetary response to begin. And do it did. Drop pods raining down on the traitorous assets below us, while the Skilled Captain navigated the Primed Space Station in a celestial game of cat & mouse, before we went for the pool shot, ramming it with our own ship, straight into their engines, shattering them as its xenos cargo unloaded.

Using that distraction, we snuck aboard with our breaching pods. But alas, the aim was slightly off, landing us in a barracks full of legal traitor marines in full power armour, and while the Fearless [psyker who ran away here] channeled his powers to stun them, he was the first to be knocked down by their hatred. However his sacrifice was not in vain, as we wittled them down to the final 2 & their commander, yet our luck turned further south.

With a cheap shot, one managed to sneak passed our Skilled Captain's guard, and thus, he became the Killed Captain, as his head sailed through the air in a rainbow of blood. "Stay Nasty" were his final words, for his crew to fight on. Enraged the Loyal Captain Halo managed to close in on his killer who had now turned upon the Honourable Kythos, and with the Meat Hammer™®© she had received from the Decapitated Captain, managed to slay his murderer, and save Honourable Kythos's life.

>>97993321
After Most Noble Captain Halo received her on the spot promotion, she felt she had to ensure she safety of her precious crew, regardless of how many times they set her on fire, and so deep within enemy lines she Gracefully navigated through the vents of the Stygian Blades ship. Felt like home.

Fighting through swarms of vicious genestealers that infested the fridgite, while avoiding mass amounts of space marine patrols, she Bravely managed to locate the Honourable Kythos, who's feeble resistance had ended with his capture, but not willing to risk him wrenching the escape attempt, Skilled Captain Halo calculated the escape routes to make it as smooth as possible. It was not. When she returned for him, the Most Honourable Kythos had, it appeared once again sold out his crewmates in exchange for freedom. Yet still the Magnanimous Captain Halo felt her Duty, to ensure he was rescued, despite it all. Finding another poor abused prison by the name of N/A, she liberated him from his shackles, as he gave a clue towards Honrable Kythos's wearabouts.

Luckily we found him in time, guarded by two full armoured space marines, Bravest Captain Halo took down the first one, while The Honorable Kythos attempted an underhanded backstab on the 2nd - with the power blade he had Looted from the dismembered corpse of the prior captain - but to no avail. Thankfully our new Loyal N/A assailed his mind, which granted Fantastic Captain Halo to set him alight enough for us to escape to the breaching pods, return to our ship, and warp away, with the Stygian Blades ship now with engines disabled and infested with Xenos.

Thankfully due to the skilled work of our Navigator, we managed to cut 6 months off our journey & made it to [planet] Majoris in record time, which allowed us a brief time to resupply, rehire, and regroup from our losses.

>>97993331

While the Honourable Kythos abandoned his task to recruit crew, engineers & resources to Loyal Gareth & Newbie N/A, our Majestic Captain Halo worked to gather information on the Enemy, which by chance the other members encountered the same.

We needed to heist the spaceport archives. This was rather easy thanks to the cunning idea of Cunning N/A who suggested we just walk up and lie our way in under the disguise of Evil Ulfrik, a member of Totalimench crew. This allowed us to combine the files & locate the location of the locale he was diverting the sectors supply's to; a penile world by the name of [world].

This did not go unoticed however, as we later had a visit from lost-at-court Maev, claiming we had fraudulently accessed records under the guise of Ulfrik. Ofc we hadn't so she just said we would die if we went there to try and spook us, before we headed out.

As usual nothing went wrong, as mid warpjunp we received a distress call from some pathetic heritic space station that we wiped out, with the glory going to the Most Accurate [tech priest here], who while their first shot clipped the Malicious Sorcerer Priests ear, their 2st shot stuck true, going straight through his neck.

Good shit anon, reading into this. I do hope you're not the fag who refused to share his story some time ago, but good shit.

>>97993345
So after all the effort of escaping from the low hive, working up through the crew, building bonds of trust and camaraderie, becoming captain of my own ship, with mostly trusted staff, and even aquiring a position within the Holy Inquisition, some absolute cunt working for totalimench fucks it all up. Not only is my my fucking detonated ship due to maeve being a sore loser, not only are all my crew slaughtered that i worked hard with to bond and build friendships, and not only are all my sodding trophies and most of my savings, and all my good clothes incinerated. And! not only did the guy that did it die before he pulled it off to at least get some revenge in. But! the. Most. Honorable. Kythos. goes against me, his captain, like barely a month after i save him from the depths of a fuckin' astartes mothership prision, and manipulates the crew we stole, to coup against me, to do some absolutly nonsene, un-imperial "vote" thing, to take the captain off me, and, not even stealing it for himself, has our Brave, Disloyal Garret steal the captain seat from me instead? And the rest just went along with it? and i can't even do the same thing again, as i'm too influencial now to be subtly influencial? And. Even. Then. if Garret would happen to die in an unforunante incident, i'd probably have to deal with all the vote pish again, but not from a seat where i can easily improve my image? Of course if i ended up captain of this group again in short order, my Inquisitor would probably bounty me or something for killing his agents, so that pushes things evern further back?

but for now, focus, as at least we got evidence against Totalimench, so we can fuck him up in court first, before i try and salvage the rest of this disaster.

>>97993364
After being betrayed by Honourable Kythos and Loyal Garret, our Heroic Halo placed 3st in the voting scheme they had hatched, with an on board crew member placing 2rd ahead of her, Yet when called for a meeting of the higher ups, he was no-where to be found, additionally, when inspecting the armoury, Observant Halo noticed that there were weapons missing from the armoury, which after investigating the camera footage (which had been altered to hide it) she Deduced that the 2rd place was planning a coup against our group which had now taken charge.

>>97993375
Written by Inquisitor Halo

The group would go up against inquisitor toatlenmensch who got Kirked by an Exetus rifle and then turned into a Daemonhost which the party took down but that story is lost to the inquisitorial records.

Garret would become a commisar.
N/A would settle down on a pleasure world with some of the Omniplayah gang.
khaitos would disappear. Strangely some time after his dissapearence tzeenchtian cults would rise up within the sector which were at odds with Halo.

>>97993348
Thanks man it was a Dark heresy game i was involved with a while back

>>97993399
Keep it up fella

>>97993244
>10 foot ork
>the 12ft ork
>the 14ft ork Boss
Was he growing like super mario or what?

>>97993434
its a totally accurate history.

>>97993448
>Despite holding the 16ft
>the strength of the 18ft ork
So I see...