Noise Marine edition>Box Reveal:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/x2allqya/warhammer-40000-armageddon-whats-in-the-box/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Alternative rules:https://www.starbreach.com/homehttps://nolimitswargames.wordpress.com/>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile.io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega.nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)https://archive.org/download/Inferno30/Inferno30_archive.torrent>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)https://archive.org/download/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary_archive.torrent>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)https://archive.org/download/games-workshop-painting-guides/games-workshop-painting-guides_archive.torrent>Previous Thread:>>98016542>thread questions:What's your Warhammer 40k army or armies and fetishes and favorite genres of music?
Is it worthwhile to pick up one of those world eater battleforces with the daemons?
I like orks :D
>Tau>Giantess>Folk blues
>TQ:
>>98019762wait for cult legions focus next week and if they comment on demon detachments being in 1DP range, since it would kinda suck to have to waste 2 points for daemon access
>>98019754>eldar>consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands>electronic, synthwave
>regular chaos space marines get daemon access for free>cult legions need to take a detachment for it?????????
Daemons are so back baby, hell yeah fuck allying with marine chuds
>>98019754>WE>Anal/domination>Alternative Rock, Classical music
>>98019796Yeah it's silly, but I'm pretty sure CSM doesn't get any buffs for daemons at all because they're allies
>>98019775Why ate all GSC such degenerates
>>98019807this man gets topped to mozart
>>98019796demons shouldnt exist as an army
>TQDark EldarManyPostpunk, Metal, DarkwaveYes, I am a walking stereotype, sue me.
>>98019754>thousand sons>feet and armpits>shoegaze, dream pop, ambient
>>98019810I'm just your average, everyday family man.
>>98019825>Dark Eldar>ManyFitting lol
>>98019754>Dark Eldar>female chastity/monster girls>thrash metal
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
I like grots (and squigs)!
whatcha working on anons? repostin' the underhive diorama I've got going.>>98019754>TQInquisition/Grey Knights>handholding, childhood friend, vanilla, tomboy, leglock, impregnationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05fpPhafw8
ngl I was surprised by the Darktide soundtrack
>98019665There’s the game Kill Team that is played with single units, has different rules but similar movement and shooting and fighting to 40K.Then there’s Kill Teams made for that game that can also be used in 40K.Lastly there is also a unit named “Kill Team,” in Death Watch, which is like a black ops faction that takes in space marines from various chapters to work underneath Inquisitors.So people might say>Do you want to play Kill TeamWhen talking about the game, or>Yeah you can add the Kill TeamWhen talking about adding one of those Kill Team units to their 40K army. Or…>Its rules are weird basically you just play all Kill Teams, kinda gay really.When talking about Death Watch
honestly how often do you actually play
>>98019754>TQ >Dark Eldar>Giantess Vore >Musicals and pop music
>>9801984840k isn’t a fun game, I just paint the cool miniatures. There are way better games to play with my limited time.
>Death Guard>BBW Goths>Thrash Metal
>>98019810GSC is the only xenophile army, every other xenos race is unfuckable no matter how much they try to appeal to me, Eldar (And eldar accessories) are uncanny and ugly, Orkz don't have girls (nor they should), Necrons are skeleton robots and T'au are ugly wrinkly raisins
>>9801984840k not too much these days, maybe once a month I'll go to a local event. I do play Necromunda weekly with my group though.
>>98019841I need to know what you used for that diorama stuff. It looks beautiful even in it's WIP state. I want to see it completed.>those fetishes>that musicYou have excellent taste.I seriously want some gachi 28mm scale heads to make joke models of them.Would Billy Herrington's head be a good choice for a not!Guilliman proxy model?Who would Van Darkholme and the rest be fitting for as headswaps for named 40k characters?
>>98019866>Tau are ugly wrinkly raisinsyou do know the guy who spammed that image was doing the equivalent of posting a grandma and saying that all women looked like that
>>98019866We're just family men with hair issues.
Guilliman big naturals
>>98019754Don't forget to order a batch of made to order Vostroyan Firstborn, fellow kids.
>>98019775>>98019829>>98019866>>98019882how can the cults fool anyone when they look like that?
>>98019796It'll probably get changed for them once they get their detachments shown off
>>98019754>TQMarines and tau.Interracial, ffm, cosplay.Favourite music genre is Melodic Metal.
>>98019889Update them first (and they should)
>>98019796Sure but you can’t use any army rules on them and there’s no detachments that grant them rules. You’re better off going all Heretic Astartes or all Daemons and using their codex.
>>98019890It's not about fooling, it's about genestealers infecting humans and the infected humans breed with each other to make more infected humans.
>>98019848I play more often on tabletop simulator at this point
I’m in leafland for vacation. Is the usd to maplebux price difference enough to be worth picking up some minis?
>>98019898They don't need updating, they're perfectly in scale with modern guard kits
>>98019848Once a week, I was playing 3 times a week for almost of 2025 but I’ve slowed down for a while. Boring terrain being the main driver.>>98019910Yeah it’s worth it. It’s been a long while since we had near equal currency.
>>98019910you'll be able to get models for about 35% cheaper so yeah
>>98019890They probably use the freshly turned for most face to face stuff, keep a group of humans well looked after and then Genestealer Kiss them when you need them
>>98019874oh boy lets see..>floor is pretty obviously necromunda ZM floor tile>main walls are xps insulation foam with drywall spackle over top>garage entry to the left is part of a styrofoam packing insert from my last PC tower>central building is adjusted 'ruins' from the last kill team edition starter box on the left/right>middle part of the central building is more insulation foam, plasticard, some keys taken from an electronic keyboard/piano>lots of detailing mainly with spare parts from a baneblade >baneblades have a TON of leftover armor panels and hatches >pipes are.. not sure, found a bag of them in the toy section of my local thrift shop>mesh over the culvert and window openings is sculptors mesh from an art supply store
>>98019840love em, shame they only put one grot in there, even if a single "distraction" grot is really funny
>>98019910Welcome to the Canada saar
>>98019910Naw. They’re pretty close, not really worth making room in your luggage.
>>98019910Yes, the US has a ~20% price increase compared to the UK, but Canada only has a ~5% price increase
>>98019910SAar do not redeem my models sar! PLEASE DO NOT MY MODELS SAAR
Girls who play Tyranids have self-insert fantasies of being a tyranid invading and catching a handsome man to devour in a sexual way (by which i mean extreme french kissing), i just cannot prove that yet.
>>98019935Insertion is involved, so I’ll give you partial credit, but you’re wrong.
>>98019754>TQWarhammer 40k Army: The Imperial Guard The 40k Astra Militarum regiment is homebrew. But I'll make them "devolved mimics of Cadians." Fetishes: Pretty adult aged consenting women.Music: Way too many to list. I like industrial, synthwave, atomospheric phonk, electro swing. Gachimuchi remixesThose are a few. Generally I like my music without lyrics but not exclusively without lyrics.
>>98019754>TQWord Bearers CSM, I like most flavors of synthwave and outrun.
>>98019935I think is the other way around. Like Alien film.
>>98019890The more normal members are the only ones you'll see before they rise up. Many cultists also work in places that require masks or far from people - and nobody will pay them much mind as they work very long, hard hours without complaint during.Yeah, Greg looks a bit funny but he's pulling 15 hour shifts and not saying a word. Aside from the sub-dermal ridge, many just look like thick-boned humans.
>>98019754>TQAdmech/Necrons, Wireplay (Having sex with a robot by doing maintenance on them), don't really have a favorite genre of music
how do you play world eaters?
>>98019754>Psychic Powers are now StrateGEMs.I like this idea.
>>98019935Women play Blood Angels because Sanguinius is their husbando.
>>98019963charge
>>98019910I just did the math and it is approximately $1 cheaper on a $65 box of infantry, after taking into account sales tax. Not including any exchange fees.Oh well. Might go anyways to check out the used minis.
>>98019963By not taking showers and exclusively yelling blood for the blood God, skulls for the skull throne.
>>98019945Is it insertion if its french kissing with a tongue that can rub the adam's apple from the inside?
>>98018448Everything about Drukhari proves your shitty fanfiction wrong.
>>98019963Being a true man.
>>98019972>By not taking showersThat's death guard. world eaters must first go to bench press their case with their minis until they come off sweating blood, then they go straight to the locals fresh from hitting a new PR before rolling the dice on turn 1 charge. Ideally they do it when going against an Ork player who'll also turn 1 charge as two knucklehead unga bunga waagh pilled jerks go harm with the dice.
>Daemons getting new detachments to the surprise of no oneHonestly the dumb retards saying they were getting deleted need to stop and reflect on how they stopped at such a retarded conclusion. The worst they were ever going to get was perma-Index status to give the R&D team breathing room.
>>98019996>Ideally they do it when going against an Ork player who'll also turn 1 charge as two knucklehead unga bunga waagh pilled jerks go harm with the dice.based
>>98019963
>>98019841I just primed my 5th Repentia and am going to start painting as soon as it is dry enough.>>98019754>TQI love Blood Angels but that's because they were my first army and I know more about them than other factions>FetishA fresh loaf of banana bread>Genre of musicMy playlist consists of metal, maritime music, country, alternative rock, video game music, ultimate showdown, and the occasional girly pop song, it's fucked.
>>98019963Charge in with everything you haveShadowbox around the table during your opponent's turn
>>98019049I wish I had been around to reply to this earlier, Anon. That was some comedy gold. Had my wife and I laughing with the way you turned a few stupid words on my part into a proper scenario!
Correct me if I am wrong on what I know about Orks>"Orks is made 4 fightin' n' winnin'!"So Orks who retreat from a losing fight only do so just for the opportunity to fight again? Like there is no point in fighting if victory isn't a possibility?
Hmmm, is this too much for exodites?
>>98020076No offense but doesn't read as exodite at all to me. More like some weird deldar experiment
>>98020081fair, maybe better to keep the sylvaneth stuff for wraith constructs.
>>98019754>TQDark EldarVanilla as all hellPost-Rock Indie Emo Revival
>>98019961How does that even happen, like psychologically?
>>98020076you don't want trees as much as you want bones for infantry. You can't graft wraithbone on plant matter but it does bond with, well, bones. Maybe leave the trees for wraithguard
>>98019963Advance, Grenades, Charge. Roll One Thousand Dice.
>>98019848Every week my geek
>>98020096I hear you, Dark Treepers it is!
>>98020056orks are a diverse group each with their own reasoning and philosophy on how to properly be orky. the most commonly held belief is that you should make preparations to fight, and this includes finding a place to encamp, setting up camp, devising simple plans of attack, building and equipping yourself, hyping up the boys, and then going all out in a big wave and at that point there’s no reason for running away because the greentide is peak orky. individual orks may run away, but those are the exceptions because they may be overwhelmed by everything going on, or they’ve lost faith in their boss and need to figure out what to do next. blood axes are an exception to this because they use full on military strategies, and will make plans to retreat if the situation calls for it. this philosophy is very similar to your statement “Like there is no point in fighting if victory isn't a possibility?” and that’s because blood axes fight to win and love to outsmart their opponents, so if they sense they’re getting outsmarted they’ll leave to come up with a new plan.
Post models and/or wips
>>98020090Using the kurnothi or something as wraithguard? That does sound really cool. But on the basic mooks it's a bit odd to me, I don't wanna dicourage you from following through with your idea though if that's what you want to do.
>>98019963Move your units into the jaws of the enemy while excessively drooling
>>98020117Some red corsair chosen I made for my Huron army I’m building. Working on another 5 right now, it has been almost 7 weeks of over 80% humidity, I have forgotten the smell of primer, but I dare not spray them and risk getting resin bumps all over.
>>98019754>tqNecronsI don't think this really counts as a fetish but I think it's really hot when a woman talks dirty in a foreign languageClassic rock
>>98020056To the average Boy its more about the journey (Fighting) than the destination (Winning)
>>98020124eeeh, i've seen some kurnothi wraithguards, and i think they're too bulky. Think i'll just scale up the spitewraith scans
>>98019754CSMcorruptionWhatever the fuck I'm feeling
Prefilator
>>98020156
>>98020056Orkz are not retreating, they are rescheduling the next krump. An Ork retreat is not the same as a humie retreat because what a boy does back on his base or back to another Ork planet is to tell fellow orks about a planet where they got a big sweet fight ahead and this hypes up other boyz and even a warboss if it comes down to that and then the krumping resumes, now bigger and badder than ever.It's why Armageddon is a planet every Ork dreams to pilgrimate to.
>>98020227cope
Orkz iz logikal, humies stop shooting to reload their dakka iz same as the boyz retreating, an Ork that don't reload is a git that gets krump'd
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98020116are blood axes really that smart? I read it more like they think they're outsmarting the enemy when they're really doign some pretty dumb plans
>>98020117I'm trying to squeeze a second GUO out of the kit. Tbh I think I can get three out of one box.I haven't worked on this for a while but I think it's starting to take shape
>>98020336Hell yeah dude, this is what Warhammer is about.
>No hype for the space marine half of Armageddon The marine piggies are starting to wake up. We might need to End Times the entire setting without their money to support the rest of our model ranges. How about Warhammer 40k: Age of Thraka?
>>98020336That's looking great already, are you using milliput or something else? Just wondering how hard it will be to cave out more details when it's hardened more.
>>98020117
>>98020336The limbs would look better attached to the body like the plastic GUO. Maybe toothpicks or wires to leap it steady and attached?I think you’ve done a good job so far though. GL
anyone use freeguild steelhelms for feudal guard?i want to do stuff with my knights
>>98020117Still figuring out what paint scheme to do for my friend's meganob, stuck since i've known him for a good while playing hobby so i want to add some sentimental details.Also, is he a big guy?
>>98020359If you think about it, The Fall of Cadia IS 40k:End times. Because after this, 40k went on to be all about primarchs, primario marines, grimdark being shifted away for noblebright and all that jazz that wasn't too present pre-FoC
>>98020359>We might need to End Times the entire settingThat was gathering storm retard.
Is it even worth it to buy bits?
>>98020468Nah, if it had been End Times we'd have started getting super kino models and really out there new factions after that. Instead we got Jeanstealers and space dwarves, again.
>>98020468I think they originally wanted to do a lot more than they actually did. Like Primaris was the first phase and Ynnari/Gulliman was the second and they had been laying the groundwork for big upheavals to other factions like Necrons, Tyranids, Orks, and Chaos and then they backed down really suddenly and decided to freeze the new status quo as soon as the game exploded into mega popularity at the end of 8th.
>>98020336Adding something to see if you want to try these:Use small copper wire and make them veins.Use sprue glue (tamiya airbrush flow improver, any sprue, make desired consistency, use an airbrush vacuum setup or go outside to use)Spider butts were hairy and I made them bulbous round. I wish I added wire to the spots I was making web-attachments on these to give them strength and not be so thick.
>painting a cerberus>i primed it black but I'm doing the tsons candy apple red schemeI wanna gouge my fucking eyes out jfc it's taking forever. 40k because I'm gonna use it for my Blood Ravens in a legends going away tourney at the end of the month.
I love the Drukhari vehicles, but what do I do for the infantry? Apparently you can't mix wyches and kabalites together
/yourguys/ are on the battlefield when xXx_H0rus4ever_xXx rocks up. What do they do?
>>98020511drybrush with alcohol to make a brushed zenithal>test model first
>>98020327its kind of hard to tell with any fictional tactics because they’re only as smart as the writers, but I’d say they’re pretty smart. kommandos are objectively good at sneaking, and both codices and black library books show off that they can easily get the jump on unsuspecting humans, and sabotage numerous gun emplacements with no one the wiser. blood axe generals are also described planning grand strategy and campaigns in the 4th edition codex which does show they are at least capable of making complex plans. sadly, most black library books hardly even differentiate klans let alone include blood axes, but the few that come to mind of them outsmarting humans would be>Helsreach: a blood axe ork runs away from a space marine and gets chased only for the space marine to get caught in a booby trap set by the ork’s friendsCatachan Devil: an ork kommando spots that a catachan commander has a grudge over him, so he intentionally baits him to leave his squad by exposing himself to the commander, and retreating up some stairs>when fighting the commander, the ork realizes there are other ork “reinforcements” coming and so intentionally stalls the fight until they arrive.>Rebel Winter: vostroyans set up alleys for the invading orks to funnel into so they can be mowed down, but some squads get caught by surprise because a few orks “who are sneaking” avoided the alleys and went around.
>>98020545Destroy it with sheer fire power.
>>98020579forgot pic
>>98020536You absolutely can.
>>98020545I roll vomits worth of dice and auto wound on hits of 5+.>tzeentch cult with lots of chain cannons
We remember our glorious victories
>>98019890>>98019959i'm pretty sure the imperium has people working 20 hour shifts at the bottom tier of society so probably only mutants survive
>>98019754>TQ>Templars & CSM, plain faced nerdy girls with fit bodies & glasses, white girl pop music and metal>>98020117Picking back up on the double shield captain after 4 months to try and clear the back log before 11th
>>98019754>eldar, deldar, space marines>vanilla relations with my wife>power metal, hair metal, video game OSTs. >>98019848every other week on average and I wish I could play more.
Does CSM have anything like other armies where you can give a -1 armor save to a unit after its been pecked at? Like the storm speeder hailstrike.
This picture right hereTHIS is what gets people into Warhammer. The endless horde and the visible final boss right there. Epic
>TQSpace Marines. Chaos. Necrons.A2MBlack metal.
>>98020367Thanks! Yeah it's just milliput because it's cheaper. But once I have most of the form done I wanna do finer detail work with greenstuff. I couldn't help trying a little detail work as I went though>>98020380Honestly I wanted to have an intentionally different pose, so he looks more unique compared to my stock GUO (rotigus).
>>98020359the marine side is a perfectly fine start for a marine collection. if you don’t have intercessors, you will want them for your marine army and you get 10 good looking ones here. if you have 30 intercessors, not your box
what do I watch while painting tonight guys, dark knight or jurassic park?
>>98020692what fucking psychopath "watches" a movie while doing something that requires intense visual focus?
>>98020692I usually listen to music while I paint, but to each their own.
>>98020692Blade Runner 2049
>>98020692Dark Knight Risesfor you
>>98020692I'm watching Jurassic Park right now so I'm going with that.
>>98020692Dark Knight. Not even a contest.
>>98020076This gives "Aeldari who got fucked up partway through the webway" vibes. Cool if you want ghostly
>combat patrol mag 85 & 86 are khorne berzerkers>87 & 88 are also khorne berzerkersthey could've done eightbound or kharn or anything else
Why did Tom and Don release a video discussing GW suing everyone only a day after we were discussing it here? Do they browse these threads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EyEGWonnl8
>>98020809How does the combat patrol mag work? Do you just go through a set track 1-X? Or is there new stuff monthly?
>>98020813also this video taught me that although GW thinks their Eldar are so unique and sues anyone for using it not only are they just fucking space elves they even stole the word Eldar from Tolkien who owned the copyright for the word Eldar.
>>98020822and yet D&D only a few years ago released their own space elves that LITERALLY have their own version of The Warp where they used to live among their gods just like 40K I think and i dont see GW suing them, GW only sues small creators, what a bunch of [redacteds]
>>98020821New magazine every week, comes with a sprue for a unit, usually in 2 parts, so you need 2 magazines to build the unit, and the magazine is always £9.99 so you can get huge discounts depending on how expensive to unit that comes with the magazine is. Issues 89 & 90 build a maulerfiend, which is £54.50 MSRP, but with the magazine you get them for £20.
>>98020809>combat patrol doesn't exist in your region
>>98019921>pipes are.. not sure, found a bag of them in the toy section of my local thrift shopLooks like a picasso-tiles product.>>98019841Still working on the chinork warkopta build. Old pic of progress, since taking this I've added the shape for the exterior stowage compartments, as well has what will be gunner positions at the forward doors.
>>98020842It's available in the UK, US, Aus/NZ, Germany, France, Spain, and also Japan and Singapore I think
What's the difference between a codex and core book?
>>98020832I see, thanks. $80 a month is a good chunk of change but I think I’m going to subscribe just to start padding out my collection.
>>98020863A codex has everything for your specific army, the core book has all the core rules as well as lore for every faction. You don't need to buy the core book, the core rules are free online on GW's site. Also you don't need to buy a codex when wahapedia (and adblock) exists.
>>98020870I mean you don't need to subscribe, I just buy the individual magazines that have the units I want. Also this run of magazines ends at the end of this month at issue 90 and I have no idea when or if they're doing another run of them. I'd wait for them to start a new run first.
>>98019754Yeah
>>98020882Wait, so if I start now at issue 1 can my subscription just get cut off halfway through?
Anyone got any recent riveting reports of Warhammer 40,000 gameplay action?
>>98020898Start at issue 1? We're at issue 87 now, if you subscribe now, you'll get issues 88, 89, and 90. Issue 1 is looooooong gone. I think you're not understanding how this works. I'd wait until the announce "we're doing issues 91-180" before you subscribe. See what I'm saying?
>>98020898Also, do you really want miniatures for every single faction in the games? Because that's what you'll get if you subscribe. It's better to just buy the individual magazines that have the units you want for the factions you want.
>>98020643The Belakor model is over-sized, over-detailed (chains on his wings?), and shitty scenic bases like that shouldn't exist at all. That's a model designed for a shelf, not a game table.Also,>primarishit
>>98020912>overdetailedOh my science where's the heckin function following form minimalist design like muh designers republic muh Wipeout muh brat
>>98020904I’m in the US. From what I’m reading, new subscribers do start from issue 1? My main concern is getting to like, issue 40 and then my sub gets cancelled because the magazine is ending.Also I kind of do want several different factions yeah. I like most factions and the few I don’t care for I can sell or trade. They’d be mainly for painting anyways.
>>98020941Yeah that is absolutely not how it works. Issue 1 was printed in 2024, do you think they're restarting production just for you because you've bought a subscription? That's not how any magazine in the world works. If you subscribe now, you'll get next week's magazine along with everyone else.
>>98020912away with you chatGPT
Not for him, but they'll restart production for ME because I'm that special
>>98020941Also, evidence for this, you'll struggle to find the early magazines on ebay, especially the ones with units everyone wants. That wouldn't be the case if people could subscribe and start at issue 1.
>>98020692Dude..I just put on Jurassic Park my man!
>>98020899I personally never do battle reports, waste of time.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR OH MY GODWHAT THE FUUUUCK
>>98021001exodite reveal be like
>>98020912>That's a model designed for a shelf, not a game table.
Is 3 riptides still a common thing with tau? How many riptides do I need to buy?
>>98020899oh no no no pfffffffAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK HOW FUCKING SHORT YOU ARE YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET LMAO
>>98020964>>98020975>>98020974>do you think they're restarting production just for you because you've bought a subscription?Yes. They wouldn't do it for you or the other guy, but they'd do it for me. My uncle's friend's roommate's cousin is James Workshop.
>>98021039that's not him bruh
>>98021063he's the t-sportsfag who spams that image
>>98021069nta but ive seen that image of the purple haired dwarf for a long time.
>>98020899>black man on the left
>>98021087I would venture to say dark asian type
>autistic plastic hoarding compulsion prevents me from selling the space marine half of the 11th box, or only buying the ork halfI have never given a single fuck about marines. Any good lore rundowns for the major chapters? Should I come up with a /myguys/ scheme or paint them as a canon chapter? Especially one that has special rules like blood angels? Or named characters?
>>98021089I mean dude the Blood Angels have some of the deepest and richest lore of all Chapters and their Primarch is a literal Angel.
>>98021088>poojeeteven worse
>>98021093>their primarch jobbed to Horus>still mindbroken by it 10,000 years laterloser chapter
>>98021153>loyalists failed to save the emperor>traitors failed to kill the emperorall space marines are losers it seems
>>98021153Jobbed to Horus? He had been wounded in a major conflict and then again against Angron and still managed to put up a decent fight against the fully chaos imbued Horus War master. Show some respect faggot.
>>98021159fictional characters btw
>>98021161>t.fictionalmodels
>>98021159>>98021166stop ban evading pedo
>>98021158Lorgar won.
>>98021159Leman is so weak that he can't even win a fight that he started with a sucker punch.stop ban evading,
Dark Mechanicum models where
>>98021169
>>98021169true
>>98021008It's true. A gaming miniature has special design imperatives.
>>98021170>Lorelet spewing shit into the wind A 40kg classic..
>>98021169True the only time Lorgar really lost was at Calth when he realised Gulliman didn't actually hate him and wanted to be brother, but he did the right thing of doubling down on chaos
>>98021191>retard who watches AIslop summaries instead of reading the books calling others loreletsLMAO
Technically speaking, the new Tau Enclaves detachment doesn't need to acknowledge regular Fire warrior infantry.Because you can now combine multiple detachments like they were 7E formations, right? So it'll be the Crisis detachment + the Combined Arms detachment.
>>98021198Don't exaggerate your state of amusement with pathetic acronyms like "LMAO", you know you're a shit stirring nomodels lorelet scumlord.
>>98021191Do you need you're ai BF to confirm it for you?
>>98021204post models with timestamp or fuck off
>>98020912just wait until daemon primarch perty and eventual guilliman 2.0 get revealed, shits going to be so over detailed with two! whole tactical rock plus bases plus needless tokens just to make it hard for people to 3d print them.
>>98021208Yea I'm good, not going to post another TS so you can say "ty for providing proof" or so you can puke post it 5 times in a row.
>>98021208Even the mutant's favourite source considers it a sucker punch.
>>98021169I'd say Erebus is the real winner, but honestly i think the entire Word Bearers legion is just the ones who Triumphantly WON... a silver medal.True winners is Orkz cause lorgar a git who inadvertly gave us an universe that is a never ending stagnating eternal war, you know who likes never ending fights the most? Orkz. Lorgar may believe himself as chaos' biggest simp, but he inadvertly gave more power to Gork and Mork than the chaos gods.
>>98020809It's based off the 9th Edition Combat Patrol, aka the one that has 20 berzerkers. All the armies in the magazine minus the Space Marines/Tyranids are based off their 9th edition combat patrols (With shit like the Eldar one still using Fate Dice.)
>>98021236I see I see I thank ye
>>98021218lmao fuck off larper
>>98021246So if I'm a larper stop responding to me with your retarded commentary.
Does Angron feel at peace every time he dies?
>>98021269He doesn't feel anything for a brief moment and then is reborn into the drooling retard he always was.
>>98020076I imagine Exodites to be just Wood Elves with Shuricats, go raid TOW models or something
>>98021211>two! whole tactical rock plus bases plus needless tokensMakes me think of the Silent King and his furniture set.
>>98021158>all space marines are losersThey wouldn't be fun to play if they weren't exorbitantly expensive jobbers full of hubris who turn to space jesus zealotry to cope with being mogged by orks all day every day. They're just little post-humans trying their very best.
>>98020076Yes
>Either wanna make a Word Bearer army with Cultists, Dark Eldar, or World Eaters as I like Red and BronzeToo many decisions
When will Salamanders get their own codex?
>>98021305insane work - did he freehand the backdrop too?
>>98020076It can work but fiddle withthe helmet too, try and crack it open with a branch coming out of it. >>98021305>ai background
>>98021305How long til they add Exodites into the game considering they're just Wood Elves with Lizardmen sprinkled in?
>>98021355No-one knows. Exodites have been around for ages, but shit like the Ynnari got in the game first in one form or another.I've seen a lot of rumor-mongering that 11th will come with a new faction at its midpoint with a test kit kill team to garner interest first. It'll either be Dark Mech, Lost and the Damned or Exodites.
>>98021355probably sometime in 11th so they can flop along with corsairs.
>>98021305I am super confused. Is this a diorama or did he make the model and then shop it onto a jungle background
>>98021382Clearly a shop background to me but we have a few slows here who can't tell.
>>98020076>>98020124>>98020090>>98020081"my oc donut steel, Exodite Wraith Construct". Wraithbone body, spooky ghost put inside it by the World Spirit and lead into battle by World seers.>is it derivative of spiritseers and wraithguard? maybem but it is also cool
Start an argument about Golden Demon
>>98021406I prefer golden Nekkers.
>>98020904Wrong, you can message them and ask if it's possible to subscribe from start. Most likely they have issues reaching back, but not entirely. I subscribed to Imperium when the regular release was around issue 65, but my subscription started at with issue 37.Just ask them.
>>98021369>Lost and the DamnedBut these are just the Firehawks?
Ad MechImplantsSymphonic speed metal
REEEE I WANT TO BE A GOOD PAINTER BUT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THINNING OR MIXING COLOURS
>>98021439The other Lost and the Damned (Traitor Guard/Cultists).
Is there a preview show coming soon? Also with all the video game news I suppose skulls is canceled. Unless they are dead sss just showing more mobile games.
>>98021444Do you have a wet pallet?if not i recommend making a cheap one out of a sponge and butcher's paper.
>>98021444This video will teach you how to thing your paints perfectlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBDVPoNXyVI
>>98021446There was already a traitor guard kill team
I'm thickening my paints. Fuck you.
>>98021462t. True Death Guard patriot
Uh no I haven't "thinned my paints too much", it's called a glaze
I'm going to glaze your mom's face
>>98021460>>98021446I think he either got confused or means there will be a bespoke Blood Pact Khorne Dedicated Traitor Guard team, or something.
>slaneesh and her followers are supposed to be the embodiment of lust, excess and hedonismThe why the fuck are they so ugly
>>98021479Because marines are ugly
>>98021462Based mine are always too runny
>>98021479Look up bimbos and you'll see why the idea of "but if slaaneshi daemons thing is to be alluring and attractive, why they're made fugly?" is wrong because it makes sense they'd be fugly as fuck, it's like they strive for more extravagant ways to make themselves pretty with all sorts of gaudy ass make up to the point their kissy lips wind up being bigger than their tits.That said, i do think asymmetrical breasts should be less abundant among slaaneshi daemonettes, not to the level of that sculpt that had actual bare tits out, but just two tits instead of one, y'know.
The British soul genuinely cannot fathom beautyWe need a proper scientific inquiry as to why this is
>>98021502Bimbos are hot though. Every woman should strive to loook like them.
>>98021507British weather sure as fuck got something to do with the general attitude brits got
>>98021479there is an idealized female form- thin, pretty, perfect face. And then there are fat chicks with purple hair and low self-esteem and feministish opinions.
>>98021507'Beauty' isn't really the first thing that comes to mind when I think of 40K.
I miss when Heavy Weapons had to stay still for one turn to be able to fire...
>>98021519Fat chicks are the ideal woman what are you on about? Also for shame that gw has no obese women for minatures or center pieces
>>98021479because the soulless suits at GW want to sandpaper out anything too non family friendly to reach wider audiences
>>98021533This is genuinely killing my interest in the settingIt has to be marvel-ified, there has to be good guys and bad guys, there can't be anything too dark in the setting that literally invented the term grimdarkIt's like fucking everything nerdy on the planet must be removed of anything interesting lest it harms profits
>>98021479Anon, they're a riff on cenobites. They pursue pleasure to their detriment. That's what excess is.
>>98021573But you can still make it appealing while keeping the excessive terrorBut like I said, the Brit'ish mind literally cannot fathom appeal
Noise marines were super cool.... in 2023 when HH released their Fulgrim model. After the EC release my passion for them kind of died.
>>98019848I have never played a game of 40K, and I never will.
>>98020648Detailing in milliput always ends up messy for me. I think greenstuff would be easier for guo flesh. At least with a guo you always have the option of adding another layer if anything sets badly, it's not like they can get too big or fat. Looks like great start anon, godspeed.
Could Ryu defeat a bog standard space marine in a fight?
Played another 6th ed game w/me m8 tonight. Oldhammer is love. Oldhammer is life!
>>98021613That soulless clone of Goku loses to a piss-scared Guardsman, let alone a space marine.
>>98021576>appealAh, the magic word. Gacha fan or just regular weeb? Show me what you think of as the ideal look for "appealing while keeping the excessive terror."
>>98021382It's a diorama in the foreground with a printed 2d background. Which isn't a problem in itself if he had drawn the background himself, but the image was ai generated.Pic is just an entry that plays with perspective and background. There's a lot of cool stuff that can be done in the overlap between diorama and painting.
>>98021644Let me guess, British or AmericanTheir minds literally cannot fathom the concept of appeal
Wait so the company can use AI for story and models, (but t-they said they le heckin aren't!!!11, don't be so naive) but painters can't lmao
>>98021613Yeah he could absolutely beat the shit out of a space marine scout IF neither of them have power armor on (unlikely) otherwise I dont see him punching through it People overestimate how strong space marines are but going full brawler on them just aint it chief no matter how strong your fucked up japanese magic is>>98021576Arent those 2 things at direct odds with each other? I always struggled with horrific night terrors my whole life but im pretty sure if they resembled hot sluts on skimpy outfits instead of barely human odd shapes in the dark making noise I wouldnt be quite as scared of themI do believe Slaneesh's followers see themselves as beautiful in a very avant garde and degenerate type of way, like someone who wears those enormous suits meant to mimic human skin, teeth and arteries on an underground fashion runaway or draws a painting of a woman getting ripped in half and goes "ur just too dumb to understand it and find it hot" and that their beauty standarts are so excessive and over the top they become completely alien to the average person and straight up horrifying, maybe a little Hellraiser-esque fashion senseIt's kinda like how people claim Nurgle is nice and great and represents the circle of life but the only sources we have for that are ramblings from Nurgle's own followers, same goes for Slaneesh being super sexy when most people find her and her followers fucking terrifying
>>98021663Didn't read, British or American, call it
>>98021647That's what I was thinking, because the little bits under its feel looks more realistic.
>>98021653it's just seething faggots. No one actually gives a fuck if coomers lose their fucking 'job' doing porn. That's not why AI is a problem. AI is a problem because they are using it to know what you fap to.
>>98019848I don't, I only collect minisI have no damn idea what this talk about detachments and enhancements isI tried to play it few times, but it was too boring and felt too braindead. It didn't feel like playing strategy/tactics game, it was just mashing units on a very small map with no room for maneuvering or any tactics and most of the time doing background counting job computer does in video strategy games, while my opponent waits. And then I had to wait half an hour doing nothing while he "plays". It's just a slog.
>>98021653trying too hard
>>98020076yes, looks like a daemonI like those guys as an Exodite equivalent of Guardians/Kabalites
>>98020336based, I like squeezing more out of a kit as well
>>98019848I get to play only once every couple of months, so I got to make it count
>>98021690He's right though
>>98021355kill team this year, corsair style expansion next year
>>98021637>6ed>oldhammeroldhammer is rogue trader and 2nd edition 3rd, 4th and 5th are middlehammer 5th, 6th and 7th are newhammer8th, 9th, 10th and 11th are nuhammerwe're still waiting for a new paradigm shift to officially enter neohammer
>>98019754>TQ>armyVotann>fetishesbondage, "force" fem, public use>musicModest Mouse
Ah we're back to EC threads with shit TQ I see
>>98021637I understand not wanting to play current edition, but out of everything you could play, why the hell would you pick 6th?
>>98019796>regular chaos space marines get daemon access for free>for freeIt's barely usable.
>>98021639you seem to have some very strong feelings about Ryu.
>>98021087>>98021096>>>/v/
>>98021705no, (you) aren't
>>98021726Yes he isGW will use AI openly sooner or later, you watch
>Scourges keep move shoot move>Scourges get the new heavy rule>New ruins are exactly 3 inches vertically up>3 inch ruins give plunging fireSCOURGES HITTING ON 2'S REROLLINGTHE DAY OF THE CAW IS NOW
>>98019754TQ: Orks, Tyranids, GuardVore, tentacles, slavery, bdsm, kemololiOld school hiphop, house, hardcore, funk, city pop
>>98021653Just load up some ai up onto your brush to paint you models, it's that simple.
>>98021723uh oh looks like someone's izzat was harmed
>>98021731no, mohindur, you aren't right and never will be
>>98021731They missed the window, if they haven't started using AI already they won't start now. The anti-AI feeling in the general public is swelling, the limits of it are too obvious, and we've already started to see AI companies limit the use of their service and other companies pivot away from AI. I wouldn't be surprised if we see some AI company experience major model collapse this year.
>>98021748Here's how it'll happenThey'll adamantly refuse AI, you are hereThen there'll be a massive scandal when a tiny use of AI is found, but the model sells wellThis crack will lead to full on usage as they slowly adopt if
>>98021755Sanjeev you don't understand how much white people hate sloppa
>>98021755Ok, but, consider this; that's not gonna happen
>>98021735Rise brothers! Blot out the sun!
IMPERIALES EUNT DOMUS is now battle ready. All that's left now is the interior of the head, two models that stand on the battlements and some light touchups. Glamor shots will come when I sort all that out and somehow build a lightbox big enough for it.thanks for putting up with my blogposting
>>98021716No admech, genestealer cults. No formations from 7th. No primarchs. Standardized move distance, and universal special rules. Units can fail moral checka and actually fall back (maybe even off the table if you camp too close to the edge). No primaris marine slop. A much slower paced game. Sovl
Played a game where we decided to make the terrain more thematic instead of balanced ruins and we actually stood on top of things, was pretty cool. Standing on things looks so much cooler than hideslop I hope 11th rules can facilitate more of that
>>98019848About once a week or every two weeks depending on schedule conflicts. 10th is awful so I've been playing less. I used to have fun just making lists for the next game but I barely change anything in 10th.
>>98019912Their issue isn't scale it's that they are expensive metal kits that lack the bits to have the weapon options.
Will we ever get another CSM unit in their heavy duty armour? Its basically mk3 and mk8 combined.
Are the full Apocalypse rules online anywhere?
>>98021790you could have played 5th or 4th instead
>>98021803No
>>98021805This
>saved a chart showing the BRIGHT STALLION in relation to Exodite Knight houses and the names of those houses>did not give it a name and now it's lost amongst my legion of anime girls>>98021693Call them foot squires.
>>98021653The backlash against Neil for the exodite was mostly from other painters. GW didn't disqualify him, they just said that AI was not allowed for anything starting from that time. The painters (at least the loudest) requested to be denied the ai tools, even for stuff like 2d backdrops.
>>98021829View, sort by, date
>>98021784Great stuff. It's been a fun blog to follow.
>>98021754Anthropic is projecting 100 billion in annual revenue by Q1 2028.
>>98021776Did not realize they were roomies before paypal.
>>98021854Oh that's nice. I'm projecting 200 billion by Q4 2027 for myself but I'm glad they're doing well too.
>>98021835Found it by googlingI need it so I can paint the guy I have on a cold one.
>>98021854Reminds me of the recent article about how OpenAI was making billions!(in ad revenue)
hrmmm yeas buy a new one for 32 dollars or a used and prepainted one for 35 dollars wow what a hard decision :)
>>98021865people on ebay are selling it for the same price as buying from GW....Why the fuck are they like this.
>>98021865Retarded tourneyfags allergic to painting will still buy
Should I prime black, then basecoat, then wash, or should I prime the armour colour, then wash?
>>98021873Selection bias. Overpriced options stick around much longer because smart people won't buy at that price. Underpriced options get snatched up more quickly. So a casual browser will see an abundance of overpriced listings.
>>98021879what are you painting?
>>98021879Black then zenithal armour colour then wash then drybrush
>>98021879Only prime black if you want to do volumetric lighting. If you’re just going to base and wash, prime white, or a color that is slightly darker and cooler than your base.
Raven bros i don't feel so good
>>98021873No low bids, I know what I got.
>>98021890All of this and Lorgar is still afraid of a bigger than average crow.
>>98021884Berserkers
>>98021897do this>>98021885
>>98021890raven guard mega crow king would be cool and give loyalists something rad to look forward to that isn't f ucking werewolf boy, so it'll never happen because GW wants to have Dorn in black and yellow terminator armour instead for the BTards and loyalists aren't allowed to have rad monsters, just primaris that look the same as the other primaris.
>>98021893Afraid, no, sad that his brother has become a homeless destitute, yes.
>>98021479by the time they strip the glamour you're to such a deep end gooner that you won't mind they look like that, that is the point. Before that they will look like whatever you think is hot. If you're looking for an excuse to bring some naked bimbos in harem garment sculpts it would be "loreful" but then contend with your opponent that you're not just some weirdo
>>98021890
>>98021925cute snoot :D
I have 6 devastator squads and the thought of them being squatted and "replaced" by retarded looking gravis erradicators with overtuned special rules is making me sick.
>>98021929Marines were all squatted 10 years ago bro.
>>98021925
>>98019754>TQWorld Eaters, Black TemplarsLoliHardcore electronic
>>98021935>nigga just straight up admits jacking off to loli while posting his armyunfathomably based
>>98021940Jacking off aint a crime
>tqBeakie space marinesBreedingCeltic Metal and whatever Crystal Castles is
>>98021940
>>98021929have you ever ran all 6 squads in a list before?Even back in 7th ed the most i ever saw being ran was 4 via double demi company and skyhammer formations.
>>98021890My sister in Christ, this is why you're supposed to play Xenos. Let the Marine enthusiasts have their superhero fights.
>>98021959No, but I have 2 squads with multimeltas and one of lascannons, heavy bolters, missile launchers and grav cannons. I do have bits to make 3 squads of every weapon.
>>98021969but primarchs are wrestlingslop which is peak.
>>98021982ugh
>>98021982no, primarchs are trash for subhuman retards
>>98022010t. the crud of the crop
>>98022020meant for >>98021982
wtf is Armageddon and all this new shit
>>98022054how nu r u?
>>98021940>>98021952>at tournament>hey wait I recognize that army, it’s that fucking pedophile from the basket weaving forum>I know because I too am a pedophile
>>98022030my mistake, you're not even the crop, you're the manure used on the soil :')
>>98022058VERY
>>98022054I miss Motor Kombat
Any body hev Eye of Terror: Reign of Iron pdf?
>>98022050he does look pretty 40k-ish, doesn't he?the demons in doom would honestly make a solid 40k army
>>98022067there was this one planet called Ullanor Prime where the emperor and horus killed the biggest ork warboss2 thousand years later six argueably bigger ork warbosses, collectively called the Beast, arose and almost started sieging TerraAfter the death of the Beast, the cogboys stripped the planet of anything useful, used ork tellyporta to slingshot it wherever far away and declared Ullanor Prime destroyedit gets rediscovered and collonized by imperium at later date, now called Armageddonsomehow it still attracts orks like a magnet and imperium successfully defend it, by now the orks only gather around armageddon for the love of the game just because it's where the 'umies dish out the best fightsand now it's one of those times where Orks are gathering around another Beast-sized warbossThere have also been khornate incursions on the planet, but that feels more like a Grey Knight designated "jobbing" spot (they accomplish what they want with rituals but often sacrifice like half of their current numbers to do it) so they're not too relevant so they keep being grimdark
On a weekend trip to england, gonna go check out warhammer world. My impression of england so far is that it's kinda filthy. Sausage rolls are pretty nice though.
>>98022106Have an authentic Fish and Chips bro.And stay safe my man.I hope you enjoy your Warhammer World visit.
>>98022067Oh, well there's been 3, now 4, major conflicts fought over the world in recent years. First war was an invasion that was led by Angron, all the later ones have been Ork waaaaghs led by Ghaz, which were defended by many notable sapce marine chapters, such as the Salamanders, Blood angels, Ultramarines, and Black Templar, as well as the famous steel legion imperial guardsmen.The 3rd war for Armageddon was also a global campaign conducted by GW back in 2000, which allowed players to have some input to the outcome of the war.It's also a place where many notable characters have had important moments, such as Captain Tycho's fall to the black rage and later worthy death, Maphiston overcoming the Black Rage, Commissar Yarrick Coming out of retirement to take control and defend his hive and later the planet which would lead to his bitter rivalry with Ghazkull, Chaplain Grimaldus getting his holy architecture that his servitors carry around, and many more.
>>98022106As with anywhere in the world, best enjoyed by staying out of cities as much as possible.
It's funny that GW retconned Angron's invasion in less than a year of the book coming out.
>>98022139what of it is retconned?
>>98022139what was rectconned? Season of Blood still happened.
>>98022106could you take pics of some of the ork stuff pretty please? I really like them.
>>98022143>>98022145All of it. Every single thing that happened in it isn't a thing in the new edition. Not the space wolves and black templars being there, nit half the world becoming a daemon world, not the several hives that were destroyed. The entire book is completely ignored.
>>98022154>>98022139>entire book retconned in less than a yearI need more proof.I mean indisputable proof.Like in Canadian law a sort of "beyond reasonable doubt" tier proof.
of all ebay scalpers I hate this one the most
>>98022155https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hfd3qxcr/warhammer-40000-lore-what-is-operation-imperator/
>>98022154Did you miss the direct reference to the season of blood from and article less then a month ago?https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/uhmcsz3s/lore-of-armageddon-part-2-the-surface-of-armageddon/
>>98022166I hate they don't give dates anymore. The third war should have been around 15 years ago in-universe but season of blood? Who the fuck knows.
>>98022168blame the Ordo Chronos
>>98022165I did a check for the word "Angron." Got nothing. Is that the sign that the book was retconned in less than a year?What am I missing here that proves the books were retconned quickly?
>>98022165>Article about a specific part of the war talks about that part of the warNothing here indicates the season of blood was retconned.
>>98022168just make up your own dates and state them as fact. someone asks for a source? say that you read it somewhere in one of the books and it makes sense given the timeline. someone catches you red handed making shit up? well maybe GW should do their jobs, so you don’t have to make shit up.
>>98022165>ctrl+f >helsreach>0 resultswtf they retconned everything!!!
>>98021479Play bioshock or ponder how people who used to goon to vanilla porn now have to resort to fucked up fetishes ajd ridiculous looking bimbos to get off after over-use, when they at any time could wank to victoria secret looking pornstars.>>98021502>That said, I do think asymmetrical breasts should be less abundantSentries, escort this absolute square with no artistic sensibilities nor an avantgarde bone in his body off my medical pavillion
>>98021890I forgot all about corax trying to murder lorgar at the dropsite massacre. And then kurze intervenes lol
>>98022124Thanks, I will!>>98022152Sure thing, I'll snap some pics for you.Have an ork of mine in the meantime.
>>98022173>>98022175It says the wolves and templars weren't already on the planet and makes no mention of half the planet being a daemon world.
>>98022203>It says the wolves and templars weren't already on the planetNo, it doesn't.
>>98022195Interesting that despite being an utter schizo Kurze still had the mental faculties to understand the Emperor is a hypocrite dickhead and his imperium should be destroyed
>>98021479Chaos, excess, you know?
>>98022206The wolves and templars can't join Calgar's relief force if they are already on the planet.
>>98022160Dont buy it?
>>98022212>they continued to fightAnon...
Some days I question my reading comprehension and critical thinking abilities, but then i come here and see aboslute mongs trying to pass off their own retardation as canon and i feel a bit better about my own abilites.
>>98021522>last edition i played heavy got -1 to hit if unit moved>come back to 10th, heavy gets +1 to hit if unit stayed still
>>98022160Probably a case where the guy is hoping some sucker buys it.I did a stupid one once. It was for the metal Cadian standard bearer that was limited edition.I wonder if it was in finecast resin at any point.I need a reliable metal recaster of metal models so much it is unreal bros.
>>98022219Reminder that only 30% of americans have english reading comprehension above that of a 12 year old.
What are your plans for this month?
>>98022219Whats that warhammer boy? Afraid of a little headcanon?
>>98022221>>98021522I think the best would be a mix, heavy weapons forcing snap shots if you move more than 3". But we need weapon types to come back and to abandon the warscroll formatting.
>>98022236What is the monthly collage challenge this month?
>>98022219Elaborate
>>98022246Big Dudes
>>98022249The anon talking about armageddon retcons doubling down after people showed him that he's wrong and a fucking retard.
Iam such a consooomerall my holiday money will go into 11th edish starter box and the red terror
>>98022236going to have the stompa boyz big mek, and next to him a “you must be this tall to ride” sign next to him. I’m going to try freehanding a cartoon ork next to him, so I’m not sure how it’ll turn out.
>>98022236>over 30 entriesNot bad for a place whose users supposedly own no models.
anyone else not really collecting a single army and just buy the minis they think are fun to paint.
>>98019848Basically never at this point. 10th is miserably shit, pickup games are dominated by half-ass speed-painting tourneyniggers, and everyone's playing on neoprene and L-shaped cardboard. The only game I'm willing to collect older models/learn rules of older editions for is Fantasy, because I can expect non-tranny non-WAAC opponents who match my effort and passion.
>saw a imperial agents codex and CSM (With film over it so code works) for £10 at my local LGS due to 11th edition.Might be worth checking your local stores for cheap 10th codexes if you are using the 40k app. Lots of people won't get a new codex for a long time.
>>98022334You would have to pay me to take a post-5th edition codex off your hands
>>98022251How big is big?inb4 >muh dick
>>98019848About once a month this edition but I used to play a lot more before I had kids. Like once a week and occasionally some RTTs on the weekends.
i just noticed that all the new orks with topknots have little teeth pointing out to show it's actually a hair squigkino
>>98022236Working on my Fire Raptor for Heresy
>People scalping the Red Terror KT box.I genuinely don't understand why they are even doing it.OK, so the going scalper price for the red terror is £60-80, and £60 for the new cadian team. The box itself is £100. You are making 20-40% of the box and that's presuming you sell. It also involves the hasstle of paying for postage to send both separately.I remember when I went to school, there was a strict no sweets/chocolate/unhealthy stuff policy. When I went to the poundstore to buy mutlt-packs of stuff and sell them off separately in the toilets during break/lunch, I made a better margin of return.
damn, I kinda want to use this chained anvil transfer for my Votann
>>98022375bloody hell we've got the wolf of wall street here
>>98022375>>98022401Sell me this pingas.
>OPArmies: Imperials Guard, Death Guard, Tyranids (Nurgle daemons at a push)Fetishes: Tickling, cuddling, femdom (depends), orgasm denial, pain (depends), bondage, sensory deprivation/dronification. Facesitting, Smotherboxes, and my most shameful one is brapping (but less about the brap and more about the whimpering and screaming of the victim).Favourite genre of music: Honestly, I cannot say for certain. I don't have a favourite band as such, although if I must name songs I have recently been listening to: Blood Upon the Snow, A Horse With No Name and Per Aspera (40k instrumental thing).
>>98022375When was the last time a Kill Team FOMO box lasted more than half an hour anyway?Scalpers are gonna jump at them regardless and sadly suckers will be feeding them because apparently just waiting a month or so is too hard. Or, y'know, waiting for the proper release so the team going up is plausibly coming from someone who's just trying to shift the side of the box they're not interested in.
>>98022236this thing
>>98022363they started doing that with the snagga wave, the bearded ork character also has them there
>>98022251Can that include tanks?
>drazhar killed trio of custard guard>check stats>3 devs needed for spears for clean kill>shields get tricker but technically speaking he can do itnot sure for whom this is really glazing but neat to see that it is within a realm of possibility and not just "snorts entire enemy army with 5 troops" kinda deal
>>98022415I think you might be stretching the word “dude” a bit far here…
>>98022415What kit is that, looks kino
>>98022236I have 3 dreadnoughts ready to paint.
>>98022393seems kinda evil thoughbeit
>>98022427Drazhar is way weaker than he used to be. In 9th he got two combat activations and could solo knights
>>98022429Uhh I don't really have anything else that'd fit the theme>>98022431Forgefiend/Maulerfiend
>>98022393do itjust say that vashtorr made a deal with mad core to pump out more kin and the monkey paw part of the deal isn't made apparent yet if you need some weird lore justification
>>98022197>sure thingthank you so much and have fun :D
>>98022429Nah as long as you think it fits it's alright collageanon isnt picky
>>98022427all the phoenix lords are autistic elves that have spent 20 trillion years learning how to use a meltagundrazhar is that but with swords
>>98022236I am building up a Shadowsword (mainly due to my unrelenting, seething hatred of Knight armies). However, I am not sure it will be good enough to make the calab since it will be a 'basic' colour scheme and not be very interesting beyond being a big tank
>>98022467He's so autistic he spent a myriad learning to master the chain sword, and then abandoned it and took up the Klingon Bat'leth as a joke and then still manages to style on noobs with a trash tier weapon.
>>98022372For a moment, the thumbnail made me think the Covenant have returned and I needed to find my pocket WMD.
>>98019865>bbw gothsMy fucking wigga forever.>>98022414It doesn't even come with terrain, right? Just the miniatures? Really strange that anyone would scalp it.
>Really want to build the Hippogriffs first from the new Guard box>But also want to see what 3D printed bits people are gonna make for it first Guess I'll build the Chimera and Dorn first when my box arrives next week
>>98022512there's no chimera in that box
>>98022517Centaur, you know what I mean.
>>98021717>taking a unit of a few nurglings to stop reserves in the rear is terrible>gets to have great unclean one and something else as a return>people take 3x1 nurgling base units just for the backfield alone>it was meta for chaos knightsdude....
>new speeder>Can swap gatling for heavy flamer>Can't swap melta for hravy bolterWhy?
>>98022534to make you seeth, fat boy!
Explain to a lorelet how Guilliman is the emperor if the emperor is actually a skeleton connected to wires?
>>98022544Guilliman is Imperial Regent, not Emperor
>>98022540I am not fat.
>all red terrors immediately sold outOkay Guess I'm not ever buying this model. Lost money overpaying for shadowhunt, just not gonna bother. Fuck you gw.>>98022375They are le faggots.
>>98022581Gonna cry kid?
>>98019796Dumb question but what's a Cult Legion? Do you mean shit like World Eaters, Thousand Sons, etc?
What's better? Traitor Guardsmen or Cultists?
>>98022596Both are heretics and die easily.
>>98022596cultists sticky objectives and are cheaper
>>98022596cultists are cheaper in points, screen the same as guard and have sticky objectives. Ofc you can "guard" them up if you want more of a rebel PDF than hive gang cultists
>>98022585>scalper summoned and starts seethingkek
>>98022596I have never seen traitor guardsmen on playing field ever
>wargear (sorta) returns>its only for psykers and allows them to customise what spells they takewould be an easy win, doesnt require changing anything about the physical model
>>98022610Yeah, it's cryin' time!
>>98022638Not really good enough.
>>98019754>Drukhari>Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, Grumpy/Sunshine, Marriage of Convenience, Shadow Daddy, Slow Burn, Vampire, Fae>Djent, screamo, dream-prog, metal core, pop reggaeton, and rap metal
>>98022642>literal boomer insults to hide his asshurt over being called a scalper
How much did you improve your painting technique?
>>98022596Why use Guards ever when Cultists have all the benefits plus more.
>>98022638Still a downgrade from 9th.
So what if I usedhttps://wahapedia.ru/wh40k10ed/factions/chaos-space-marines/Cultist-Mob-with-FirearmsAnd I made 240 cultists for melee, and gave them all cult marks of khorne. That would be a nice 1200 point army starting point right?
>>98022656Lets take a look. This was the first model I ever painted back in 2023 i think it was.
>>98022669And heres the guy I finished last week.
>>98022656I still got all my lord of the ring minis in my moms basement. I looked them up a year ago honestly I wasnt so bad as a kid. I was only going after box art and what ever colours my local store had but they actually hold up quiet well.
>>98022236Actually manning up and painting my fuckin models. I have no issues putting together my little army men but balk at the idea of painting them for fear of fucking it up, especially since I have no experience painting gems.
>>98022678>inb4 stalker anon nooootices my file name again
>>98022678Gems are easy as fuck. The gem settings are unironically harder
>>98022656These Kommandos were some of the first minis I painted when I got back into 40k 3 years ago. They're my only panted Orks and I kinda want to go back and repaint them when I do the orks in the 11th launchbox
>>98022692Meanwhile here's my most recent paintjob for comparison.
why is Ulthwe sometimes depicted in black-yellow and sometimes in black-bone?
>>98022727Thats the special retinue of Eldar Farseer Wizkhal'ifa
>>98022662>blood pact artistI really like that art and it seems the artist just disappeared.Hope he's doing alright.Hopefully he made it and now has a steady good income that started from his 40k art.
>>98022236Building and converting some choice admech and gsc miniatures
>>98022236Hoping to fucking god that I can put a brush to a miniature for a little while.
>>98022219>he hasn't learned that people are incentivized to be more assertive and inflammatory than they actually are in order to get more replies
>>98021236Guard got additional HWTs as well, because the combat patrol was such bad value
Damn this is pretty cool
Let's talk exodites. If you're starting a dino heeavy project, i feel like craftworlders are not the way to go, since the proxy dinosaurs could reasonably only work as tanks and jetbikes, but what faction would work better to base your conversions on? Dark Eldar? Tau? hell, maybe even necrons, they've got some bestial units all things considered.
>>98022797Did you take that photo? There looks like a bald man in the rhino headlight. Computer, enhance.
>>98022797I almost understand how disney adults feel>>98022804Nah I got hair haha
>>98022798why not just wait for the range to drop, shan't be more than a year or two away.
>>98022798You'll get proper ones in a couple of years, be patient
>>98022824>no primaris statueprimarisissies, our response?
>>98022836that is a primaris anon...
>>98022836Here is the primaris one
Awesome
Some cool pirate orks
>>98022503That pistol was too fucking strong. Overturned at the last minute. Killed banshees with it
>>98022903
>>98022914
>>98022797Long live the rhino. It better have no transport restrictions in 11th.
>>98022903Kino
>>98022851
Combined arms uoooh
>>98022698Is that meant to be an actual camo cloak or are we seeing the entire model in the process of being cloaked over with camoflage?
>>98022976combined arms is the military term for handholding
>>98022060You need help man...
contracting gonorrhoea to fill water balloons with gonorrhoea piss and launching them at kids
>>98022824>>98022851damn, seeing the real life sculptures it feels like while I would be intimidated by either one if they were real, the firstborn gives off the vibe that he’s brimming with violence and ready to beat the shit out of me at any moment while the primaris marine just looks like a generic neutral space soldier.
>>98019848Quite often. Perks of having a twin brother. We own multiple armies and a lot of KT kits.
>>98023043and you need to stop ban evading, nigger
>>98019912>perfectly in scale>pic unrelated
>>98023056To be fair that's what each are supposed to be :^)
are knights fun
>>98023107fun to play, paint, lorewise?
>>98023111build, paint, play
Neat
>not even able to look at the kill teams as Devlan launches because of scalper bots crashing itThis is gonna be a "i'm never buying out of pure spite" box.
>>98023126
>>98023107You will have more fun building and painting them than any of the other smaller models. They really are peak 40k.
>>98023121I dont know why I even replied to you I dont play knightsto play against them can be annoying if your list doesnt have strong weapons and AP
>>98023129
>>98023135
>>98023130they look terrible, kys mutant
>>98023137The angelus prime diorama was incredible
>>98023135Prospero has fallen... billions must read...
>>98023142Insane
>>98023126Valkyrie down.
>>98022447
>>98023139Its the last thing your shitty paintlet faction sees before being melted into the earths crust.
>>98023126>>98023129>>98023135>>98023137I thought it was not allowed to take pics there?
>>98023154>they added primaris to itthey are rewriting history!!!!
>>98023145Hehehe Magnus tiny hands.
I like slaanesh demons and cults but I don't like EC at all. Feel like I'm the only one.
>>98023135>replaced the old FW mk3s with the numk3sThey're gonna have a fun day when they update mk4 lmao
>>98023212Why does it look like that? What was the idea here?
>>98023207Really? Oops. Well, no more pics then.
>>98023259If there aren't signs telling you not to and you're not being told not to, can't really say
>>98023259who gives a fuck
>>98023235no, I'm with you. It's really annoying how Chaos in 40k is so centered around Marines
>>98023338>It's really annoying how [EVERYTHING] in 40k is so centered around Marinesftfy
Are any of the Combat Patrol boxes noticeably better than the others in terms of value? I want to start an army but I'm not sure which, so a good box might be the deciding argument.
>>98023346>>98023338They're the protagonists of the entire setting, its to be expected and their sales fund everything else.
>Go doon tha toon and pop in local store>Talking with owner about Warhammer so he can get an escape from the autism tornado that is saturday being pokemon tcg day>The new 40k edition comes up>"Mate i don't know whats going on, i've had less customer interest than i did for AoS 4 and that was a fuckin' disaster"I honestly thought primaris pay pigs made it impossible for 40k products with space marines in the box to ever drop below a set baseline of interest. Have you noticed a lack of hype for this one? and if not what do you thinks burned people out on 40k?
>>98022531Yeah retard you just named the only thing people ever do with that rule.
