"Now Bobby, the only class I want you playing is Human Fighter. It will teach you good, strong foundational skills.""But I like the flavor of the tiefling bards."
>>98027731You know the more I think about it Unknown Armies would make a good system for running Propane fueled adventures.
>>98027795That's a clean burnin' system, I tell you hwat!
>>98027731Dang ol', I like Dwarf Barbarians, man. Talkin' bout them little tough guys, dang ol' punchy heroes
It's a very adult system, Connie, I don't quite understand it myself sometimes.
>>98027731That's why you have to get five levels into fighter.
>>98027731>danggit bobby your gawd dang prop comedy does not give you a +10 circumstantial bonus to your performance skill check
>>98027731Human fighters curbstomp tiefling bards every day of the week
Peggy! Have you seen the printer cartridges?>In the garage. Did Bobby eat his homework again?Noooo... Kahn has invited me and the guys over to play Dee An Deed, and he's using some kind of Vietnamese system called "Fay-ee". It'll be good to share in a foreign culture and whatnot. Sounds kinda funny. "Fay-ee".>That's "Five E" as in "Fifth Edition", Hank. It means it's the new edition.They made another gott dang edition? What's wrong with 3.5? It's all the fun of third edition, ... with all the benefits of a little bit more.
>>98028348>it's not about the metagaming, dayud! It's about the roleplaying opportunities!
>>98027731Alright, Hank...how do I roll an attack again?
>>98027731"Maybe I can be a druid."
Human fighter you say?
>>98029397why did you post a picture of a path of the zealot barbarian?
>>98029435Mr. Gygax the only barbarity in me is that I have not zealously advocated for propane yet.
>>98029452Pain and Pain accessories
>>98027731>You're surrounded by bandits, what do you do Bobby?>That's my purse! I don't know you!
>Tiefling Warlock or Sorcerer Good, thematic character, most likely a good player.>Tiefling RogueRaises some eyebrows but maybe it could be cool.>Tiefling Bard, Druid or Paladin Kill this character off asap and bully the player off the table.
>>98027731human fighters are extraordinarily boring to play mechanically
>>98031354on the contrary, its a guaranteed okay timeeverything else is too situational and dependent on the DM not sucking
