FUCK goblins.
Traditional games?
Don't mind if I do.
>>98060445>newfags never played the classic goblin game
not this shit again
>>98060441FUCK dwarfs
They gotta have that big schnoz
>>98060493
>>98060501>implying anyone gives a fuck about halflings
>>98060500I was thinking something like urbosa’s facial structure to still be hot and have the big goblin nose.>>98060501>>98060503I love all shortstacks.
>>98060441I've never liked the idea of these goblins being sexy. It doesn't make a lot of sense in most published material, goblins are supposed to be ugly little shits.HOWEVER, I've gotten around this by creating a new type of goblinoid called a "Trollip". Trollips are slutty, little shortstack goblins with big titties and a penchant for breeding anything that moves.
>>98060564So they're goblins.
>>98060441Who am I to say no?
>>98060652How come the one on the right has horns?
>>98060570Nope, zero goblin traits beyond green skin.
>>98060503I prefer Halflings because I want the pleasure of a small partner with all the proper proportions of a woman. I think it's really hot when the Halfling has "the biggest tits in her village" but that translates into a good handful for human hands. I think Halflings are very endearing due to their traditionalist natures combined with an innate desire to explore and grow. It really typecasts them as the village sweetheart or folk hero, which is attractive because "rustic fantasy" is very pleasant.
>>98060712>I think Halflings are very endearing due to their traditionalist natures combined with an innate desire to explore and grow. It really typecasts them as the village sweetheart or folk hero, which is attractive because "rustic fantasy" is very pleasant.
>>98060441Going to need half-goblin stats if you want that.
>>98060896>tfw no gobbo gf with fat tits to stomp around the park roaring withIt's over...
>>98060477You should actually play games, you'd stop being such a sandy cunt about people having fun between game sessions.
>>98060891Yes, Alfie was a pleasure for me.
>>98060907>tfw no goblin gyaru gf
>>98060570Trollips are "goblinoids" in the same way that bugbears or barghests are goblinoids. They're related to goblins, but aren't technically the same.In my world's lore, goblin and human genetics are mostly incompatible. Humans that are bred by goblins usually only spit out more goblins. But far more often than not, goblins are born from some other strange means rather than just being rape-babies. (Goblins are more likely to be made in a lab, or hatch from bizarre eggs that are planted in the ground or something like that.)But, for those goblins that do reproduce by capturing slaves, doing so over generations may begin to create Trollips. Thus, Trollips are a sign that a particular goblin warren is successful and doing well. Trollips have all of the traits that goblins usually have except they usually have higher charisma and have a seductive control over other goblins. Usually in goblin warrens, a trollip becomes a matriarch, or at least revered. They have a huge tolerance for sexual punishment and demand that male adventurers be brought to them for use as breeding slaves. Other times, certain goblin warrens see their kind as a problem, and bully them out of the warren, forcing trollips to wander the world, seeking cock.
>>98061037>goblin barmaidI'm sure their services are robust.
>>98060477Better than the 20 OSR and 40k threads we've been having.
>>98060907Your brand of "fun" is the same as puckee-ery and is the cancer that is killing /tg/. Take your gooner shit to /aco/ or your depraved discord servers.
>>98061797Not happening prude.
>>98060907TEE HEE MACARONI MACARONI
>>98061518Those are at least on-topic, this is just a SFW /aco/ thread.
>>98061862Yes, of course, your kind choose to be gay and ruin this once great board.
>>98061797How tragic for you.
>my goblins are petitethey might not fit in here
>>98061919We accept all goblin lovers here.
>>98061919They actually fit a lot more places than the over-fed swine being posted.
If you insist
>nogaems thread
>>98061929Damn right.
>>98061877Nah, it's you underage puriteens that are ruining the board. You and the no games faggots who constantly prattle on about things you don't understand because none of you fags have ever run or played a game, let alone read a rulebook. Puritains cannot create, just like any authoritarian regime, they can only destroy what already exists through censorship until the regime ultimately collapses and freedom takes hold again.
>>98062030It's really funny to hear these little zoomer faggots piss and moan about how /tg/ was "once great" when they were literally shitting their diapers when it was, they don't know about the bitches for Thusla Doom threads, they don't know about elf slave wat do, they don't know that this is where cultist-chan came from, they know nothing. It's LITERALLY children hitting their rattles against the playpen.
>>98062030I'm already a wizard you coombrained gooner faggot. The only thing your kind create are stains and crusty socks.
I lile big pointy teeth.
>>98060463>>98060466>The bigger your ass, the more your ass gets you into or out of trouble (zero ass is a penalty at all times)Yep, that checks out.
>>98062047if you're not lying, you might as well be a zoomie since you're acting like a total newfag.
>>98060501Is the female dwarf beards or no beards part of why female dwarves did not get the popularity that goblin girls have in the shortstack fetish community?
>>98062300There's certainly a non-trivial amount of annoying fuckwits who scream about beards on women in all the dwarf threads although I'm not sure how much of an effect that's had overall.
>>98062300Partly, I imagine. Halflings are just smaller humans, and dwarves have a reputation for surliness and aren't seen as attractive as often as elves. But goblins can be made attractive while still being the chaotic gremlins everyone knows them as.
>>98062310Done poorly, a female dwarf is just built like a brick with no feminine shape to it.
>>98062121Cheeky thieves.
>>98060503Lolicons
>>98061929>>98061933no, I mean there isnt enough space with how big all the other gobbos assets aremy lanky goblins would be squished
>>98062308Wish that animation had more rear shots of the dwarf girl.>>98062310I think you’re both right.I will admit that if I could will or cheaply commission one well drawn hentai into existence Id ask for one of a strong beardless dwarfette having a friendly bedroom activity with a cute male elf.In a perfect world it births proper appreciation for female dwarfs and leads to lots of nsfw art of them.
Should I read Alfie?
Ah, a containment thread for greenskin fuckers - perhaps I will have more luck here. I'm looking for a character art of a female goblin/orc warrior wearing a big helmet shaped like a great-helm. I do believe it had either a hole for her nose or had a metal nose modelled. The distinctive part was a big nose ring piercing installed. It was posted multiple times on /tg/ about 1-2 years ago but I lost it with my old drive.
>>98062442The animation is ruined with the feminized dude she’s sucking off. Still hot, I love Dwarven women with their Scottishness played up.
>>98062683It's still heterosexual, even if the male is a femboy.
How do we feel about kobolds?
>>98060477>hoes mad
>>98062030Based>>98062047Cringe
>>98062943I've observed many a kobold girl with a dragon's hoard in the trunk.
>>98062943With gloves on.
>>98061797>killing /tg/Motherfucker this place had full on erotic fiction and near porn before it got purged by prudes like you.
I think green halflings are cringe.
>>98062308Where can I see this animation/what is it called?
>>98062030Actual unironic trvke
>>98062030Based beyond reason.
>>98061797you've never seen a Thulsa Doom thread, and it shows
>>98060441Is this the thread?
>>98063834Go to e621 and look up femboy dwarf animated, you’ll find it eventually
>>98064359Tani, my beloved.
>>98062438>chestlet gob squished in an elevator with other goblin shortstack titcowsGet this drawn.
>>98063834It's Heat of the Forge by Janner3D
>>98060441"Hans, ze Goblins are coming again.""Are zey ze fat assed frau goblins or zee big nosed rapist male goblins.""Zat does not matter Hans, fire!""I vant to see. Zey never get close enough.""Hans if you do zis ein more time I vill tell the Sturmfurher.""You vouldn't.""I vill you Bavarian mischling, fire ze fucking machinegun!"
>>98066035The worst thing about that animation is that the dwarf girl did not get penetrated.One day we’ll have good dwarfette lewds as abundant as goblin shortstack art.One day.
I've been playing a goblin but I feel I am not portraying them in a gobliny enough manner out of fear of being too obnoxious to the other players with goblin antics.
>>98066156Is this real life or online ttrpg playing?
>>98066156Usually, being some flavor of chaotic brat is enough to meet the expectations of others when they see a goblin.
>>98066134Be the change you want to see in the world. If nothing else, play more dwarves.
>>98066174real life.>>98066183that's reassuring, maybe I'm doing alright then.
>>98066195>real lifeI was gonna give advice but >>98066183said it better than I ever could.>>98066194Alright how do I learn to draw well and quickly to good manga artist quality and be a good sculptor and animator in blender?>inb4 not possibleMaybe the learning fast part but I think the creator of the dwarf animation being talked about here is good at digital drawing and 3d sculpting/animating.It’s quite impressive.Hope he is doing well and does well in the future.
>>98066183>tail>animal noseHorrible
to be clear, I'm only posting this because the goblin girl in it is cute. Not because i want people to stop posting goblins.
>>98066218what's wrong with tailed goblins?
>>98060466>ass size >7: oh no heh
>>98060466What would a 7 on the ass scale look like?
>>98066227Tailed goblins are just a variation on goblins, if you want to make them just a little more exotic beyond their green skin.
The only type of shortstack goblin I like is ForesttheRotten’s goblins.I don’t know why?
>>98066286it's the ears and facial expressions probably.
>>98066225Very cute gob, would impregnate and build a dynasty with.
>>98066225We all know this is one of her turn ons anyway.
New goblin spinny just dropped
>>98060441My setting I’m writing with my dick being the editor dictates that half breeds don’t exist.This doesn’t mean that the humanoid races (elves, dwarfs, goblins, haflings, etc.) can’t fornicate.It just means that someone of your race is for procreation and everyone else is for recreation.And goblin girls are known as the most bored creatures that always look for more entertainment. Usually from human men.Especially my self insert human male.
>>98066194And most importantly don't be david gaider.
>>98066400Prudent and sensible.
>>98066183Is there a specific name for this flavor of goblin? I'm referring to the taller ones, with tail and, occasionally, some other animal features.I admit, it's starting to grow on me. Unfortunately, I've no idea if they're even considered separate from the normal gobbos.I also like that they have less exaggerated coomer proportions. A step in the right direction, I say.>>98067659I think his reaction was more pertinent to the "female dwarves often look like 14 years-old girls" part.If said female looks like a short and stocky ADULT, I'd think he'd be more inclined to write something.Say what you will, but, personally, I can't fault a man for not being a nonce.
>>98060441In the butt?
>>98067842>Is there a specific name for this flavor of goblin?I don't know if there's a name specifically, but forest_box/foretbwat is one of the more common sources of tailed goblins.
>>98067850Yes, but only anal in the butt.
Newfag here to the hobby, but years of experience jacking off to goblins. How do I incorporate goblin fucking in my games?
>>98067918Put goblins in your games and then fuck them.
>>98067918Use them as low-tier opponents and let the players (or your DMPC) take the goblin females captive. According to /pol/ women will automatically let all and any enemies fuck them, and being goblins they are natural born henchbeings so they will be fundamentally submissive anyway.
>>98067918You need to chart your experience in the goblin fucker stat sheet.
Friendly reminder that Trizi does in fact have hair.
>>98067927
>>98060669>>98060652Guessing that right has a Minotaur father whilst left was sired by an elf for extra ear.
>>98062300Beard is on pusy
>>98066156Then play something else.
>>98069359
>>98070151This is not a bad thing.>>98070375There’s been a lot of hate for Flick’s nsfw work I’ve seen. What are the reasons?
>>98071346Probably just reactionary since he got (sort of) popular. Also Russian.
>>98071346He's Russian which gets some people frothing at the mouth.
>>98060902just get a bipolar autist gf(you will want to kill yourself within 12 months)
>>98060493no beard?
>>98060652
What if goblins, but they glow in the dark, as green things should.
>>98071657as a result of magic, biolumiscence, or a result of something in their diet?
>>98071664Honestly with goblins all of those are possible and likely.
>>98071657Do they use this to lure mates or prey?
>>98071657>
>>98071657Might as well just go full cybergob at that point.
>>98071836
>>98071716Mates are prey; prey are mates.
>>98071379>russianHe's not at the front line shooting people.... Most russians can't leave if they wanted to. Trying to leave is as good as being drafted.
>>98071379It's not that he's Russian, it's that he's a full blown vatnik Z guyAlso drew porn of a real 14 year old girl on tiktok or something, so a shadman moment but he didn't know
>>98072754
>>98072795Unfortunate, but just like Mossa, I kinda don't care.
>>98071346In fact it's kino, especially if it's long and braided
>>98067918They know seggs techniques that can heal or give boons, a god hit them with a genophage so now they have to fug other races to keep their population up, the classic prostitute spying group. You got options
