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let GORK AND MORK take this thread!
>TQ
>>98120749HOW
>>98120749I'm usually not very critical of mini releases because everyone has their own tastes but holy shit these are actually awful, no idea what they were thinking
>>98120758Wings are gay
If anit-grav tech is rare and valuable, how come there are so many servo skulls
>>98120749You should be drawn and quartered
I like orks :D
>>98120767Bad writing.
>>98120736Kommandos ( either the killteam ones or the alt heads in pic).
>>98120766That's the least of its problems
>>98120767Iirc it’s a scaling issue. It’s a lot easier to make a small grav node to carry ~20lbs than it is to make an array that has to lift 2 tonnes.
>TQ>vice versaThe pose and details are better. Sword is better and I like armor because I like Mark VIII
>>98120774>ifunny
>>98120767Anti-grav is not exactly rare.Anti-grav tech that can be used in war and lift actual weapons of war and not some random skull with a pistol are the rare things.Even the new Pr*maris things are not Anti-grav, but another tech that punches the ground and lift the vehicle. Reason why when chaos forces tried to pull a sneaky hit from under it they got splatted.
>>98120736Kharseth is clearly a reference to the old farseer, and old eldar concept art
Monkeh fella
>>98120736> TQPretty much all CSM infantry, except termies which are a sidegrade.
>>98120795
>>98120795Btw, did you know Kharseth are non-binary?
> new ork boyz better> new wartrakk better> new grots worse> new warboss meh ( weird proportions)
Why did Jes Goodwin abandon us?
>core rules fully leak>Nobody gives a fuckThank god
>>98120819Really?I saw the hazardous rule and had 5th edition flashbacks regarding wound spreading.
What were they thinking?
A World Eater (orange) and his emotional support goat (buxom).
>>98120819Hon hon
>>98120819Probably because it's in french?
>>98120780Back in the day of Making you own tank with an deodorant
Which one is your favorite?
>>98120823This is honestly the worst in a decade or so. Even Lelith is okay compared to power diaper wayne rooney
>>98120736>tqThe ork kommandos kill team models ape their old metal and finecast predecessors.>vice versaThe metal cadian command squad cadian medic is better than the new plastic cadian medic. Mostly because the blood bag and medical utility suit case thing helps him stand out more.The upgrade kit with the blood bag fixed this though.>monkey editionI get to post this.It is me when I get home after coming back from the lgs and they didn’t have the one paint I wanted to buy.
>come on, anon, confess the sins you have committed against the hobby.
>le +3" detection range memeCan we just skip the rest of preview season and go to play already?
>>98120823>we can't tell the sculptor she did a terrible job because that's misogynistic
>>98120848Are we Drop Fleet Commander now or is this something else?
>>98120832Why is the goat 3.5 feet tall?
>>98120823Generational aura lossNothing else even comes close
>>98120845I own more models than you can ever buyI have not painted more than one
>>98120845>sinsI try to leave the citadel paints behind for historical scale model acrylics but some citadel color tones just call for my return.Their metallic paints specifically.Also I think I have brand loyalty to Ak despite owning some pro acryl.I do not like mixing paints even if I like the concept of it.I refuse to use oils and enamels and use refer to stick with acrylics.
>>98120845Forgive me brother, for I have sinned.I've been greytiding for the past fifteen years and I can't get myself to stop.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/extdvyea/warhammer-40000-faction-focus-adeptus-mechanicus/
>>98120866 hereI also committed the sin of not painting despite collecting paints.>>98120870 reminded me to confess that.
>>98120814>>98120818>keep seeing those 2 OC's>Aperentaly some Mexican's OC'sNot shure if autist or a woman.
>>98120855You joke but that might be the case if the sculptor of that model was a woman.
>>98120882>keep seeingAs easy to run into like the black lion of Ultramar?Probably an autist but it isn’t as bad as the skitarii fujo artist.
>>98120804>model elf with boobs>slap on they/themNot even the first time
>>98120877>1cp to do action and shootNow that's a relevant option.
yeah lemme get uhhhhhh five hunnit mutalith vortex beasts and uhhh one ahriman please
>>98120843>Even LelithThey gave her pants but her model is still great and high quality to be fair. Very different from absolute dogshit like Nuteaz
>>98120877https://youtu.be/auhwI00iKWg?si=kllBsf-y4D_3S65Byeehaw pard
>>98120862It's travel size.
>>98120884>You jokeI don't, that's what happened
>>98120893Fun character btw. Contrast to Kharseth who basically doesn't have a character.
>>98120809>new grots worseExcuse me? Only ofr the fact they don't have "herder" anymore they are already better but look at this little chad
>>98120893I don’t see any boobs on kharseth?
>>98120890I liked those. Tho Redditors sending him death threads was fucking bizzare.
>>98120917imagine dying to a fucking grot
>>98120898No, the model is not great by any metric, her midsection is hideously contorted and malformed. Instead of a graceful, lithe murder queen she looks like some canadian cross fit trainer of indetemined gender with dubious sexual preferences.Diaper man is not even worth this level of scrutiny.
>>98120922Stop posting forever, please.
>>98120922WTF, too much internet for today
>>98120921Because you choose to not see them
>>98120933Fuck you. Admech minis are trash and deserve everything bad happening to them.
>>98120893>Character with no boobs>make her female for ESG score
>>98120922I mean let’s be totally honest herewould
>>98120897Based. No birds. Fuck birds. Only Rubrics and Mutants, maybe robots.
>>98120942Adding a boob plate should be a trivial conversion
>>98120923To be fair, grots are tall enough compared to most humanoid species and would likely win in close quarters if they manage to get the jump on their opponents. On a 1v1 they'll likely lose against a trained soldier, but they can swarm in groups and/or target fleeing or less trained milita.
>>98120942Went was the last time James made an ACTUAL attractive model? Not coomer bait no, just a woman over 5 and not by britbong standards
>>98120912That’s disappointing to be honest.>>98120922>redditors sending death threatsI thought majority were eating it up and ignoring that the artist is a bit of a nutcase.Maybe some of us were sending threats.
>>98120934Don't act like this is something new.
>>98120947Only conversion I'd so is add the web-thigh thingies and removing the sword.
>>98120942Makes sense to me
>>98120942>playing mechanicus 2>necron campaing>Vargard is female for some fucking reason>Pharaoh is and old man with Alzheimer>the only other competent character is a female destroyerWonder if it gets better, but I'm getting really tired of this crap
>>98120951Tariana Palos and that old world breton damsel come to mind. Necromunda chubby doctor is also up there.
>>98120951People post the TOW maiden often, and the deldar character isn't that ugly if painted well.GW doesn't like conventional female looks because it's "sexist"
>>98120922>>98120940I wonder how much people disliked those arts because they never had a chance to be a cute boy.I wish I could be a cute boy but I’m ugly.I would have been an Adonis among the warhammer 40k fatties at the lgs.:(
>>98120954nta but even if not new is still kinda disgusting...
>>98120953>artist>nutcaseAs per the allocation of atoms in the universe.Moreover, despite threatening to harm people pretty much being illegal in every place I know, I don't think I have seen any action come from when redditors, gamers or users of this sophisticated forum have done so. Why?
>>98120955Agreed, that was the first thing I thought. The sword is lame and destroys the balance.
>>98120962Only because the fat doctor has a mask.
>>98120897this but replace mutaliths with krootoxes and ahriman with prokh
>>98120898bitch she looks like a fucking Ogryn crossdresser and is a thousand times worse than her old design
>>98120960>Female necronscertainly not in my head canon
>>98120960>leader (bad) -> white guy>leader (good) -> female/minority>backstabbing leader -> white guy>betrayed but super good & powerful character -> female/minorityI'm tired of "anti"-sexism/racism that's just straight up sexist/racist. But I'm even more tired of people defending it (they are leeches too).
>>98120897>fiveRule of three, that's you done in.
>>98120951Morathi.
>>98120964
>Every time
>>98120951>forgetting lady malys
>>98120987Uggh sounds rough as fuck, when they will get tired of this agenda?
>>98120942lykhis is unambiguously female, dude, if you can't tell it means your dick doesn't work.
>>98120987An original complaint sir, thou truly are a pioneer of the craft.
>>98121000The ballsack is right there anon
>>98121004It's her overengineered codpiece.
>>98120954>he twists his blessed augments to imitate aesthetic flesh shapesDisgusting. This is why you aren’t a magos.
>>98121004You have never seen a real woman from that angle
>>98120994that's a man. with heels.
>>98121000Behold, a woman (elfman's ass in spandex)>>98121001>stop pointing it outNo
>>98120998When the money dries up.It is happening in some industries and the reason why the replacement of DIE, BRIDGE is having a hard time being implemented. There is no blackmail money for BRIDGE.Don't worry though they are working in another scam, but for housing making houses even more expensive since companies will need to pass some "ecology" certification to get loans.
>>98120923they’re the 40K equivalent to a ten year old african kid that was given an AK47, they might be weak and lose morale easily, but a gun is a gun.
>>98120954He was gay, Magos Cawl?
>>98120951Malys?
>>98120951I liked the lady from darkwater alot.
>>98121018that's different your dick doesn't work
>>98121018
>>98120994Humiliation Ritual
>>98121018That’s a regular warp spider.
>>98121019>BRIDGE
>>98121034HOLY KEK
>>98121016Porn has been freely available since I was in my teens, women do in fact not have ballsacks.
>>98121027You getting hard for a man's ass doesn't mean your dick works, anon, quite the opposite.
>muh diversitymeanwhile
>gay for eldarsIs gay if they are cute and looks effeminate enough?
>>98121037My third world ass finds that voting by mail the most retarded thing ever after voting with a computer.Hell not needing some ID to vote, just to prevent basic voting fraud is insane.
>>98121045>Marneus Calgar (remake of old miniature)>Cato Sicarius (remake of old miniature, with less options)>Video game dude and his friend from the hit animation (omg marine wank)>Picrel>3x dude unitG r i m
>>98120898lollmao even
>>98121052if you bothered to take 5 minutes to look into why needing ID is bad, you wouldn't be saying that.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98121042it's not a man's ass, you're the one saying you're not recognising what's objectively a woman's ass and comparing it to what's objectively a man's ass.your dick doesn't work.
>>98120793>Even the new Pr*maris things are not Anti-grav, but another tech that punches the ground and lift the vehicle. Reason why when chaos forces tried to pull a sneaky hit from under it they got splatted.The "she might look like a child but she's really a 10000 year old dragon" argument of bad models.
>>98121058For voting? Is not like gringos do not use some for ID for everything regardless.
>>98120924>>98120983It's really just the angle of the store pics. In person she's great. Yeah in an ideal world they wouldn't have given her abs and more elf like physique but it's still a fine mini.Other than the thong her old mini was kinda ugly imo.
>>98121052To be fair it doesn't matter what medium you use to vote when elections is a popularity contest.At least with the Emperor you got certainty
>>98121058>why needing ID is badwhy is it bad?
>>98120767It isn't rare.It's just lore being wrong.
>>98121060>Let's forget the lack of boobs, I love this man's assOkay faggot
Imperiumfags are the worst kind of secondary.
>>98121072That's true, just pointing out that having electronic voting and mail voting, without any control of who has already voted is one of the most retarded form you could possible have.
>>98120882>Not shure if autist or a woman.Or worse yet, autistic woman.
>>98121040That’s not a ballsack, do you think there’s just a concave cavern where a woman’s labia is supposed to be?
>>98121071>It's really just the angle of the store pics.It really is not and I know because I bought that miniature and tried, a lot, to somehow salvage it nefire eventually giving up. Her feet can be shaved down to reasonable proportions, but her abdomen is irreparably screwed.
>>98120942>surprised that a character associated with an animal that has larger and deadlier females is femaleAre you stupid?
>>98120870>fifteen yearsDamn, bro
>>98121062For example the Escher flying bikes are a mix of anti grav and strapping a jet engine to it. Since the Grav part is not strong enough to pull the bullshit of a proper Grav Bike
>>98121080Amen
>>98120823This can only be the result of a Make-a-Wish kid designing the mini before during from brain cancer. Or whoever CAD'd It can suck your soul out your dick.I know 'Imperial Agents' is not a main event as the Inquisition Codex Trilogy was during 3rd. But dayum, boy. He is ugly as a sin.
>>98121085I for one think spider egg filled bellies are hot. Just like my japanese animes.
>>98121083
>>98120845I have at multiple points experimented with overly chaotic games that involve more than 2 players (up to 4-5 or so). GW doesnt have an official store in my country (Serbia) so with the few people I find to play with we just do it at each other's houses. It's not really hard to mess with the rules a bit and extend rounds to accomodate for the increased player count but it does make it way more chaotic and unbalanced with a pro artillery metaAnd the worst part... I had fun with it
>>98121083Autistic women loop back to being cool because they are essentially women with a male brain, at least partially.
>>98121089The original (canceled) phoenix lord model for warp spider wasn't a female.>the decision was because of spiders! Trust me broOkay faggot
>>98121102No, they have all the problems of autists with all the problems of women. Just awful to be around.
>>98120823>Let's let the newguy sculpt this one
It seems like every week someone has a melty about GW's female models not being coom worthy enough.
Kindly requesting epubs of Steel Tread, Demolisher and/or Gunheads. I want to read some tread-head novels before I settle on fluff and paint scheme for my tank company.
>>98121077>>Let's forget the lack of boobsthere's actually a drastic separation between the chest line and the waistline also>women stop being women if they're wearing something over their chest>mom stopped existing the moment she covered her face with her hands
>>98121112>t. lost the argument he started, resorts to vagueposting
>>98121084That is a full-on ballsack codpiece. Maybe if you have giant mutant labia, you could dream of filling that space. Most women don't and can't. Just look at any underwear/swimsuit ad ever.
>>98121117>everyone is the same personmeds
>>98121112Mostly because GW females are just ass.
>>98121058>needing ID is badI literally see no flaws of needing ID to vote.
>>98121121>giant mutant labiaThey’re heroic-scale labia
>>98121115ayo hol up whyte boi
>>98121109>X but from temuSo this is what that means
>>98121040>>98121121Balls aren't that lowwhat are you doing with your balls??
>>98121112Nothing wrong with female faces being pretty in terms of looking good.It is very clear gw doesn’t want them to look good but has the ability to.Anybody’s guess as to why this is so is probably correct in some capacity.Not asking for animu doll faces or supermodel faces.
>>98121112Maybe they should start sculpting better females for once? Not Coomerbait, just women that look like actual women>pro tip Pic looks nothing like a woman.
>>98121104>a different unfinished sculpt wasn't female so this one cannot be femaledo you think it was decided all along that the phoenix lord of the spiders had to be a man or something?
>>98121130there is nothing wrong with it. However, you ignore the fact that not everybody has ID and getting one has historically (and still) been more difficult for marginalized groups.
>>98121116>drasticNot really, the shadow is giving that impression. + Male chest>it could be a womanBy the same logic it could be a man. "We can't know" is not an argument in favor of anything.Is it so hard for you to think GW would sculpt a guy and then slap a sex on it for social points? In a category of characters (phoenix lord) with very, very little "female representation"?
>>98121058>why needing ID is bad
>>98121123>Exits room>Comes back with a mustache on>Who is this "Homer"?>>98121145>a different unfinished sculpt wasn't female so this one cannot be female>soWho are you quoting?If you're gonna be a lying faggot, say so from the get go
>>98121148>more difficult for marginalized groups.What does that even mean? Anyone can get an ID, just make an appointment and pay the fee like a normal person. Bribe the clerk if you live in eastern europe. It's not hard.
>>98121148>not everybody has IDNani? Where the fuck do you live in, Nepal? In my country you get ID the moment you become 18yo and get voting rights.>getting one has historically (and still) been more difficult for marginalized groupsAgain, what kind of third-world narrative is that? Are you American by any chance? I don't know a country where getting your ID would be free or require a symbolic fee.
>>98121148>>98121159Wait, isn't it a thing in the US that people don't have IDs but use their driver's licence for everything? something retarded like that
>>98121159>Bribe the clerk if you live in eastern europeI'm from an Eastern Europe country and getting your first ID here is free. You had to pay for a picture in the past but nowadays you can take one with your phone as long as it meets the requirements.
>>98121162Yes.
>>98120897this but replace the mutaliths with great unclean ones and ahriman with rotigusnuthin rong wit da blokes avin a swell time together
>>98121162Ah, so it's yet another episode of Ameridumbs not being able to solve a problem that does not even exist in other countries because it's THIS easy to be solved in the first place.
>>98121112This wouldn't happen if gw made their models better.
>>98121148Anon are you retarded? Even third world countries have ID for everyone. Getting one is usually "free" or at worst costing less than a dollar to have it.In my third world country even tourist can get a temporal ID if they want to, you can get one in less than hour.
>>98121159>>98121160>>98121162>>98121165I guess this is more so for Burgers. IDs should be free and easy to get, but Amerilards put up unecessary roadblocks (price, access, etc.) to getting them.
>>98121165I meant bribe for quicker appointments, but yeah, it's a literal non-issue
>>98121166Holy shit, sorry burgerbros I didn't know your govt was that fucking retarded, my sympathies
I live in Texas and it's $150 to get an ID lol.
>>98121059Exodite codex with dinos any day now. Been waiting 20 years but it'll come out any day... any day now.....
>>98121148Show me a minority voter who does not have an ID. I've had to show my ID every time I've gone to vote. And that ID needs to be renewed every 5 years (was 10, but it seems the prosperity all this immigration was meant to give us didn't pan out).
>>98121152>Is it so hard for you to think GW would sculpt a guy and then slap a sex on it for social points?It's far more unlikely than gw deciding to make it a woman from the get go for that reason, and just not going overboard with boobplates, yes.You're arguing that the sculptor intended the male eldar to have that ass and legs, unlike all other male eldar.
Anyone know where the arm with the reverse grip knife comes from?
>>98121148>marginalized groups.We don't talk like that here you tumblr faggot. And no this "niggers can't get ID" thing is a complete and total myth.
>>98121179I had to pay 60€ for mine several years ago because I needed it urgently for travel, but usually it's just a matter of filing some paperwork. I'm sure you can get it for less than that even in Texas if you are poor.
/40kg/ - american politics
>+3" detection rangethere is a 0% chance they actually play tested this edition and found that to be a decent ability with real impact to the game
>>98121187it's part of the normal ranger kit
>>98121183>unlike all other male eldar.Jarvis, pull up "shining spears"
>>98121187Corsair kill team knife dude has a reverse grip hand.
>>98121201huh, thanks
>>98121194>Since everything in the US requires some form of ID. From buying a beer, to getting a car, public library card or even getting a home.Isn't this true for most civilised countries in the world?
>>98121197>it's not a real problem in America, it's rightoids lying and pretending it's a problem so they can continue cheating in elections by disenfranchising the poor and minoritiesFTFY
>>98121200It's also stupid that they use "detection range" to refer to the range at which an enemy unit gets detected, rather than it being the range your units detect enemy units.It's more like "detectable" range but they word it weird. So fucking dumb.
>>98121192Sad right?
>>98121208That doesn't even make any sense, retard. Why would right wingers pretend it's a problem for people to get ID? Poor people all fucking have ID. Every single other first world country on fucking EARTH requires ID to vote. It's basic common sense shit.
>>98121202>hop on mon'keigh, there's room for one more~What do you do in this situation?
>>98121208>disenfranchising the poor and minoritiesNone of these words are in the Bible.
>>98121215Slot in
>>98121215Ride us closer, xenos, I want to hit them with my sword
>>98121208I know that you know that you are lying. Why be such a pathetic dishonest piece of shit?
>>98121215Gulliman...
>>98121215Cum.
>>98121213>Poor people all fucking have IDBurger here, this is incredibly untrue.
>>98121215Behead.
>>98121222It makes them feel better about themselves. Deep down, they are morally and intellectually bankrupt.
>>98121130the problem is that ID’s often cost money, so if someone is completely destitute, then it becomes another barrier to voting which shouldn’t exist. its also a slippery slope where a legislator might make getting an ID even harder or demand more from ID’s, so for example a legislator can make it so someone who got a name change after a marriage or divorce is ineligible to vote which creates another barrier, or might make you have to jump through more hoops to get an ID. now, I agree these are pretty edge case scenarios (unless the slippery slope leads to more requirements for ID which makes them common scenarios), but the thing is that voter fraud is extremely rare. there are resources for you to look up incidents and most of them are through bribery or intimidation rather than outright exploiting voter numbers, and both parties have a vested interest in watching the votes closely anyway, so if there is anything suspect (2016 and 2020 presidential elections for example) they’ll do a thorough investigation to ensure everything is right, and in the before examples nothing was found.
>>98121200That response may be ai generated, but does not sound mistaken - shit gets released in beta and they offload the testing to the public who do it for free, en masse, all at once. Actively looking for loopholes, in 40k WAAC/autists' case.It just makes sense for them to do that. Bad for us (for a month), but cost effective.>>98121209>It's also stupid that they use "detection range" to refer to the range at which an enemy unit gets detected, rather than it being the range your units detect enemy units.Oooh now I get it. It's...written backwards? Fuck legalese
>>98121206Yeah, even the US, reason why the no ID for voting is an artificial problem that mostly comes from one side. Specially after the figure out they can import votes.My country's lefty try to do the same thing, but the imports came from fail socialist states so they didn't like them. As a result it backfired on them
>>98121233I'm sorry Anon but these are all imaginary arguments and the occurrence of these scenarios in all the countries that require ID to vote is 0,000000000001%. It's just a retarded schizoid made-up bogeyman like many other archaic and anachronistic retarded schizoid made-up bogeymen.
>>98121227I'm American too, I've also been poor in the past, even been homeless once for a spell. Every fucking motherfucker has ID if they aren't an illegal. You can't even get a library card without it. You can't get welfare without it (most of the poors are on SNAP benefits and shit). They all have it. Quit lying. The only thing voter ID does is prevent illegals voting.Also I will no longer be discussing this off-topic shit, I don't know how you guys even got on this subject, I just arrived in the thread like 2 minutes ago.ON TOPIC WARHAMMER 40,000 DISCUSSION - What new Space Marine units do you guys think are coming with their codex wave after the launch box?
>>98121202their shining pears are still markedly smaller than lykhis's
>>98121233>the problem is that ID’s often cost money, My nigga in christ even the hobbos have ID in my third world country. We are so poor that our top 10% richest earn the equivalent of the minimum wage in Florida for fuck sake.This is an artificial problem.
>>98121254>markedly smallerAre they? What do you use to compare the two? The eyes of a faggot aroused by men's rears?
>>98121253>wants to go back to 40K >first thing he thinks up is marine faggotry lol
>>98121251to most of the modern world, sure. But in burger-stan, millions of voters are disenfrahcised by archaic ID laws / regulations / logistics, or misc things like being a convicted fellon.
>>98121263>Are they?YesYou're the one arguing that you find a woman's butt and a man's ass exactly as arousing.
>>98121253>What new Space Marine units do you guys think are coming with their codex wave after the launch box?I don't think there's much new stuff coming>Land raider>multipart tacticals>multipart vanguard vets>ravenwing refresh>multipart outriders>maybe land speeder storm remake (for scouts)>a bunch of characters & HQs>Maybe librarian dreadnoughtWe've not gotten much new stuff since primaris, it's mostly remakes and characters.
>>98120897I love my vortex beast so much TSbrosfun to charge into blobs and get free wounds on everything or sit back and let it buff my sorcerers and shoot warp vortexes at everything
>>98121270>things like being a convicted fellonIn my country during election if the guys in jail can vote... we put a voting point in prison just for them. Our prison system is basically a shoe box stuffed with people.For everyone else in the world it is evidently clear the voting situation is the way it is because everyone is doing voting fraud
>>98121275>arousing>says the guy who assumes someone is a woman when his dick gets hardOkay faggot
>>98121279>>Land raiderI dread to see what they do to fuck this up after the hideous Land Speeder. Then again we have the Horus Heresy ones to proxy with so I guess it's not that important.
>>98121285>For everyone else in the world it is evidently clear the voting situation is the way it is because everyone is doing voting fraudThis. For every single one of them.Do you think there is political fraud in the imperium? What sort?
>>98121288lykhis being a woman is an objective fact, anon
>>98121275Reddit spacing faggot says what?
>>98121270Do you have any ideas of your own?
>>98121296>Imperium>DemocracyLOL every political action in the Imperium shall be corrupt because is by far the worst autocracy you can imagine.
>>98121291>what will they doOptions are the first things to go. There's a chance we lose the redeemer. There's a chance we lose the frag launchers.Then weapon design. These are getting altered.Modularity (sponsons on the front or back) could be going as well.I hope they don't rape it to death, so I forget it's gonna happen and wait for it to.
>>98121296Well yes, specially considering the Imperium does not really care how a world is run as long as the taxes are paid, you do not do too many xeno shit and your religion is close enough to the official one.
>>98121231>>98121213It’s a /pol/ pretender doing the bad lefty roleplay.Now why they do it and choose /tg/ and this warhammer 40k forum is beyond me but they aren’t known to be very bright.These are the same lads that said orange man is the god emperor of mankind and would photoshop him as the 40k god emperor a lot.So much that it became a meme and a big display float once.And lots of free advertising to games workshop.
>>98121261Yes, artificial problem in that its a manufactured problem. The septics are incapable of making their government work without a profit motive, so they make up neurotic bureaucracies to drain the pockets of John q public and add little annoyances that create (manufacture) barriers for the wage slaves.
>>98121137There is hope it's just a token thing and doesn't affect the story.Is there any other place where one can find epubs nowadays?
>>98121202Male and female eldar models have simular asses. Lhykhis and Jain Zar is are an exception, or you could try to check Asurmen's and Maugan Ra's cheecks
>>98121315>t.
>>98121296>Do you think there is political fraud in the imperium?Naturally there would be some all over the place. It's a loose empire of over a million worlds and every single one is run differently, some of them if not a majority are probably rife with fraud and corruption.The main difference between the Imperium and us though is at least their fraud would be proper Game of Thrones court intrigue backstabbing kind of shit, not a fake and gay fag circus poisoned by modernity where fat negress celebrities twerk on tiktok to endorse some ZOG candidate who wants to take all your shit away because of "decolonization" or some other commie murder-scam. When you've got Orks building gargants outside the city walls, women learn very quickly to shut the fuck up, suck dick and make sandwiches while the men get ready for war.
>>98121307>Emperor is dead>High lords can just pretend they spoke personally with the emperor after being invited in his room and/or had "visions">anyone who denies it is [redacted] to be made an example (nobody has been this insane/clueless since the age of apostasy)>all 12 High lords can do the same>plus the people under their individual protections, claiming smaller visions or snippets from their respective high lord>communication is ass (astropath based) and so you can get away with false edicts and "misunderstandings" if you're clever/powerful enoughThinking about it gulliman being alive really makes it less interesting
>>98121314>our leftoid retards are actually false flagging /pol/ guysNo most of you are actually that dumb, I'm not buying it.
Are the majority of 40k lads here for boobs or butts from this discussion?And what official female models have the best of both?I vote the genestealer magus.
>>98121288>his dick can't get hard at a woman
>>98121332>Thinking about it gulliman being alive really makes it less interestingWAY less interesting, those of us who understood the setting have been saying this for years. Forget the Fall of Cadia and the Rift and even Primaris Marines (although I hate them too), but by far the absolute worst part of the nu-lore transition from 7th to 8th was bringing back Guilliman.
>>98121298>>98121328>Ignores all evidence>doubles downOkay faggot(s)
>>98121339Correct
>>98120736>TQCadians
>>98121339It's not really about either tits or ass but about the overall proportion and the curves being graceful. And I agree the genestealer fem magus despite being bald is somehow the hottest female GW has scultped.
>>98121339Jain Zar and eldar nugardian so far
>>98121350I am quite partial to the studio cadian scheme, the new models seem made for it
>>98121347>>Ignores all evidence>>doubles downThat's what you're doing.You have no evidence that lykhis is meant to be a male eldar.
>>98121115Go for the Gaunts Ghost book about the tank convoy through the mountains instead.
>>98121365>no ulol>male boob platelmaoIt's okay to come out of the closet, anon, it's 2026
>>98121347Nta but the homo hub bar closed down for whatever reason and so the patrons that are into 40k started hanging out at the lgs more than usual.One lad asked me out. I said no.Does this mean I’m attractive? My rear is like a frog when it stands up.Or do I just look an incarnation of human male beauty when I’m next to the fat ogres that play warhammer 40k competitively in tournaments and in “casual” games?
>>98121115>every single fucking BL book cover nowadays needs at least one black and one woman and oftentimes a black womanWhen the fuck have you ever seen a black foid play Warhammer 40k? Fuck I hate this shit so much bros. I know woke is losing but it needs to lose and die off fucking faster, I already have max fatigue.
>>98121194>>98121173Out of curiosity, what does it actually cost to get an ID and/or travel passport in the US, if price is even an issue? Are we talking about hundreds of dollars? or is it just a small fee like 30-50?
>>98120736>TQGhetto booty orks, I love the new ork stuff, I just cant validate a reason to remake my entire army.
>>98121384Passport can be very expensive, but a regular ass ID is like $20
>anon can't tell he-elf asses from she-elf asses
>>98121376>does that mean I'm attractiveYou always were, anon.>be told by female classmates I'm ugly>10 years later look back at class photo>I look great. Depressed, but great>2 ex gf found me hot af, never called me ugly even when breaking upYou are handsome anon. 99% of your facial appeal is down to hairstyle, I wish I was kidding. Dress good (polo shirts are cheat code t-shirts, short socks, just do your shit, and you'll be more than fine.Gays are horny but that doesn't mean they aren't picky.
>>98121388>even asses need edge highlightsfucking eavy metal, man
I don't know why they squatted the autarch on jetbikepicrel is a super cool conversion though
>>98121364They look weird with dark pants.
>>98121401Agreed, not a fan.
>>98121374It's not a male boobplate, if it was a male boobplate it wouldn't project outward as much as it does here >>98121116
>>98121350The old good new bad hit me hard.I prefer the old cadians because heroic scale and mixing them with anvil industry bits but I acknowledge the new ones look better by proportions alone.I still think they should have been a faithful to gear designs of the previous cadians.But it is really just a preference thing to me.>>98121355I like bald women but I hate that bald choice is a sign of bad times and not the fun kind.Kind of like the nose ring but…I am still unsure what the nose ring for men is. The one cosmetic choice men make that tells women to steer clear.I might be wearing it right now and not knowing.Though I do know not to ask the cashier girls out. Must be awful having to deal with 40k nerds on top of the mtg crowd and always fearful of pokemon scalper brawls or other antics.
>>98121376Hard to say. You could be attractive, or you could just look gay.
>>98121388Those are the same asses bar some edge highlights>Lost the argument he started so resorts to vaguepostingAgain, anon? Again?
>>98121387>Passport can be very expensiveLike how much?>but a regular ass ID is like $20So there is literally zero excuse for not having one. Thats like one meal. Here in Germany, i believe either is $65 if you loose it. ID is given to you with 16 for free (long time ago, so maybe it costs something by now), but you need to pay a fee every couple of years to make a new one with updated picture etc. Travel Passport is optional, but if you have it, you can use it instead of the ID.And usually, police leaves you alone if they ask for ID and you only got your drivers license with you. (which costs several thousand, so not really a "cheap" alternative to the ID card).
>>98121406>project outwardThe guy is leaning foward, the shadow doesn't help, we've been over thisIt's a male boobplate.
>>98121407>The one cosmetic choice men make that tells women to steer clear.There's a whole bunch of them. Women are far pickier than men and are a lot more sensitive to bad vibes (the "ick"). Number one thing you must do as a man is hit the gym and get as shredded as possible, everything else is secondary, you can get away with a lot more if you're jacked.
>>98121400>why squatted?No model, no rules
>>98121407The new ones are still heroic scale, just less down syndrome scale. But i get your point.I believe most Anvil stuff is still compatible with the new Cadians as well. I have used old cadians, recast renegade torsos as well as the new cadians and also the new traitor guard bits all in conjunction, and they all work quite well with each other.> a faithful to gear designs100% and i am not even talking about the knee pads. But the new helmets just look so terrible compared to the old ones. For rifles, Lucius pattern (especially the ones from the traitor guard kit) are the superior gun anyway.
>>98121407>I am still unsure what the nose ring for men is.Man bun
>>98121437yeah but they could have just made a modelnot like it's an amazingly hard thing to do, just slap an autarch head and some weapon arms on a jetbike dude
>>98121397Thanks anon!>hairstyleMy hair is thinning so the skin on the top of my head is visible.Time to shave my head and be like that Johnny Sins guy then.But I still stand by that looking average in the sense that basic hygiene practices are followed can make one look like a super model next to the usual warhammer 40k and mtg competitive players.Thanks for the clothing recommendations though!Does anyone have that “I’m just here for the biomass jak” edit?Made in GIMP of all software too.
>>98121438>Like new proportions>Like old gear>Like lucius lasgunBoy do I have the kit for you then
>imperium has sisters>xenos have eldar/dark eldar/tauChaos needs a sexy bitches faction too. Those daemonettes are old and busted.
>>98121457top left dude is awesome
>>98121443I hate black glove beard and manbun homunculi who managed to turn formerly inexpensive food items into "gourmet" super expensive bullshit with no improvement in taste warhammer 40k
>>98121447>they could haveThey should have even, we get shitty releases and retarded characters, but actual generic kits for troops & HQs? Proper options? Nah, not in corpo crosshairWasn't one of the store anniversary model this year an autarch with different options? What a fucking joke of a timeline>>98121451>thinning hair100g pumpkin seeds / day, try for a few months, see if it helpsThankfully in 10 years it won't cost 10k & a trip to turkey to fix it
>>98121458>forgetting tyranids
>>98121432>>98121443Fair enough. Getting jacked is important and I understand the appeal of abs because I like female abs too.The battle sister repentia could have had those but we didn’t get those. :(>manbunI don’t like that.>>98121409That could just be it but I wouldn’t know.>>98121438I saw some anvil arms on new cadian model torsos.The anvil heads don’t look too bad on the new cadian bodies too.If gw changed things up to fight third parties like anvil they kind of failed somehow.
How hard are emperors children to paint? Do they have more trim than world eaters?
>>98121457>>98121464luv me space china lake
>>98121473They have GSC.
>>98121475they're about equally hard, it's 1K sons that're the hardest to paint
>>98121457Those models were intended to be the new cadians at one point but that changed most likely by corporate decision.The source is the crust around my crusty ass and the crust inside said ass.Anybody else believe this?
>>98121376Which nurgle demon is this?
>>98121410The fuck are you talking about?
Sorry for the stupid question, but if I buy a knight questoris set, and I have the necessary parts from a Canis Rex set that wasn't assembled as Canis Rex, can I build the former as the latter?
>>98121296Where these dolls from?
>>98121470>Thankfully in 10 years it won't cost 10k & a trip to turkey to fix itlol, this shit is never going to be cured or get anything drastic to help it.
>>98121470Pumpkin seeds are healthy anyways and I need to compromise between eating healthy and my slaanesh tier gluttony levels.Thanks anon. If the hair grows back that will be nice too.Seriously changing diet does wonders faster than one could think.I had days where my underpants sagged below my nuts and only my belt was keeping my pants up after some weight loss from diet change.It makes me curious to how so many 40k anons let themselves reach levels that make Shrek look malnourished.But then again it is pretty easy to mog the 40k waacfags at the lgs.Especially the mtg lads.
>>98121485What makes Thousand Sons hard to paint?
>>98121481>space china lake>is space m79It's the krieg GL lengthenedIf I had to design the nu catachan I'd give them space china lakes (and pistol m79s)>>98121486What I believe is GW are lazy and just made the BSF traitor guard by slapping spikes, fur and what not on cadian gear, then made a kit based on it with less personality for KT.
>>98121507They have so much elaborate trim that it's a viable strategy to base them in gold and then fill in the blue (or red or whatever) parts
>>98121507google rubric marines
>Fire Dragons are a must have in every Craftworld Eldar armyWhy?
>>98121507Firstborn proportions so they look miserable to look at.
>>98121487Not sure but the great clean one conversion is still somehow more hideous.I saw a cursed pic of a dude with so many “dots” on his back that it gave me some inspiration for such a model. If I can find an stl remake the great clean one.
>>98121499>it will never be curedAs long as rich men bold the hope lives on>>98121506>how can people let themselves goI guess they got tired of caring about that
>>98121457I'm so fucking mad that I dawdled and didn't get a chance to buy the full KT kit before it got canned. Why the fuck would they even do that? What's the business sense in REMOVING sprues from the fucking kit? I get taking out the commissar and ogryn, but why remove the weapons? It's not even a greed thing, because they aren't selling the weapon sprue separately.
>>98121475I only painted one, and it was a really long time ago, but the trim wasn’t too bad from what I saw. looking at world eaters they seem to be way more covered in bullshit trim.
>>98121512>AP -4>reroll hits, wounds, and damage against vehiclesThey're beyond insane anti-tank units
>>98121431leaning forward doesn't create a difference in level between the abs and the point of attachment with the chestplateYou're grasping at straws now
>>98121520Me with the krieg KT>I should buy it>gone the week after>comes back repackaged>okay I got some ti->gone after a month or twoI hate modern GW
>>98121528There isn't that much difference between the abs and chest, certainly not enough to hide boobs either.>grasping at strawsNo u unironically, now go jack off to men's butt again, faggot.
>>98121508>RT grenade launcher: magazine fed>2e to now: revolver>now: single shotCan't wait for 12th edition IG using WW1 grenade crossbows.
>>98121537>Can't wait for 12th edition IG using WW1 grenade crossbows.I loved them in BF1
>>98121458>Xenos have TauDo they though? What's the sexiest Tau model?
Should I paint my Iyanden Eldar Ranger capes as Leopard print? Or should I do Zebra print?
>>98121537>Can't wait for 12th edition IG using WW1 grenade crossbows.This but unironically+ give us feral warriors regiment
>>98121520I dawdled too anon. I get your frustration.I understand it fully.
>>98121548You can just imagine their heavy, swollen, leaking blue cow tits squished together in their battle suits
>>98121457Thanks for the Tipp. But if you had read the rest of my post, you would know i already have that kit. Several of them actually.>I have used old cadians, recast renegade torsos as well as the new cadians and also the new traitor guard bitsAdditionally: Old and new cadian bits as well as the blooded weapons fit perfectly to Wargame Atlantics "Damned" traitor guard models too. >If gw changed things up to fight third parties like anvil they kind of failed somehow.With guard, i kinda find it hard to believe this was ever their attempt. The old proportions were just super heroic, and they attempted to "fix" it, and in my opinion they succeded even if i do not like every design choice they made.
>>98121004Have you considered that her pussy may be puffy?
>>98121486Makes no sense, because not a single item they use looks like a cadian item.
>>98121559Those damned bits look great!Mine took a long time to come in because everybody hates Canada but wga delivered to European nations and Americans first.I still have to count the sprues to make sure I got everything. And modify some underslung held heavy weapons to fit the torsos of the original damned stls.Are those your minis?Can we see more pics please if they are?
>>98121553
>>98121034When was this art made? Was it in the 10e Codex for Dark Eldar? This looks fucking horrible.
>>98121559>guy with chainaxeDid you use the beastmen bits and swap the axe head?Looks good.What are you playing him as and if it is a fully homebrew unit what are the stats and points costs so I can steal the stats?Mauler from darktide reference by chance? Units like that make me wonder what the moebian sixth army looked like before they went to nurgle.
>>98121575Yep, they are mine. I am far from having completed all i got, but posted my beastmen a couple of times already. Here is some Cavalry. >I still have to count the sprues to make sure I got everything.You better hurry.. i've read in the Gamefound comments a couple of times that some sprues were missing, and asking them for replacements a months later might not work. My pledge shipment was 100% complete tho.
>>98121577That meme is stupidly true but also the big reason is the horrible mishandling of the sequel trilogy.Are those movies at least fun bad like the cgi ultramarines movie?
>>98121591>Are those movies at least fun bad like the cgi ultramarines movie?No
>>98121580Mix Rambo + Celtic warriors + Scots + various tribes, have their bling/trophies be 40k style, voila.We'll never get these because it'd be labeled offensive, even if it's crazy white dudes with mustaches.
>>98121588How many sprues per box did they say so I can get the count with the bonus sprues?I didn’t find a list to help with counting :(Beautiful work anyways!
>>98121603>We'll never get these because it'd be labeled offensive, even if it's crazy white dudes with mustaches.Never say never. It's still too soon, but 5 years from now the sensitive snowflake era will be well and truly dead. The future is chudded the fuck out.
>>98121613larp
>>98121379I follow one on YT, but she is probably the only specimen
>>98121616The kamala vibe shift is crazy, bro!
>>98121591Nope. They are not even fun in that sence. Prequels were at least fun to talk abaut and mock.Sequels were just boring, and miking you wonder how the hell do you blunder such shure source of free money. EU was fun because the writers ofthen had a free hand in well expanding upon non movie elements. Like the Old Republic or the Stuff ather the OT. As skubby as that was.
>>98121616bitch lol
>>98121603>it'd be labeled offensiveHow?>meanwhile, a friend made a black, sieg heiling Hitler riding a motorcycle for his WW2 army, because fuck it
>>98121583The axe is actually a 3d printed bit by stationforge. But the beastmen axes work too, and swapping the axe heads with some old berzerker chainaxes might actually be a cool idea. I'll try that.>What are you playing him asHe counts as "Thug" for the Blooded KT. (which got legended i think)I got so many of those miniatures, after building some regular infantry squads, i just put together some of them, just to look cool. I just enjoy kitbashing.See pic related. There might be a legal use for most of them, but if not its not a big deal to me.
>>98121591lol no
>>98121622>>98121633botposts
>>98121618out of curiosity, what’s the name of her channel?
>>98121636>inb4 you and your friend live in polackland
>>98121588Wish I added cavalry to my pledge now.Oh well. They’re coming out soon and I like the mauler apc vehicle.Even if I’m just gonna slop on a panzer grey paint and some metal bits like a true guard player.You did good anon.How much of a hassle was it to fit previous gen cadian arms holding lasguns on those models? Or was it easy?
>>98121639Keep huffing that copium
>>98121639but enough about you
>>98121641never underestimate the slavoid autism abaut Hitler
>>98121606Infantry boxes (male, female, heavy and beastmen): 4 sprues eachAll other boxes: 3 sprues eachCavalry: 3x riders + 3x horses (same if picked individually)Arty and Heavy weapons: 3x weapon sprue + 3x crew sprue (same if you got them as extra sprues)And a random amount of backpack sprues if you got heavy infantry. I dont think they counted those.
>>98121641Lol, no.
>>98121640I'm not gonna do her dirty like that anon
>>98121648>>98121649bot can't help itself lmao
>>98121613>Never say never. It's still too soon, but 5 years from now the sensitive snowflake era will be well and truly dead. The future is chudded the fuck out.Don't give me hope>>98121636Anything can be labeled offensive, to be fair.Savages can be called offensive the same way as orcs in WoW & DnD stopped being an "evil/violent race" since people thought it was racist against blacks.Do not underestimate the virtue signaling leech, they will do anything to get social updoots.Thankfully 40k Orks are safe... For now.
>>98121637Glad you’re having fun anon!If the chain axes work on the wga axe holding arms then they’ll work because your paint choices are good!Im not really worried about legal or what is legal.Only mutual consent from opponent and me to play homebrew units.I’m pretty sure that a general etiquette of homebrew is that you let your opponent use homebrew units if he has any planned so you can use your own as well.
>in 11th youre no longer allowed to rotate your tanks turret in-game>because some WAACfag tried to get infinite movement through pivot rulesthanks GW..
>>98121645it was very easy actually. I think i encountered one pair of arms where a bit of gap filling (or shaving off a bit of the chest) was needed, but most of the rifle arms fit as if they were made for the bodies. Same with the blooded ones. Some, like the sniper with the cloak bits does not really work, but the regular lasguns and most special weapons work flawlessly.
>>98121674Lol wut, you cannot be serious
>>98121674Explain
Janissaries, please commit the actions you have been generously compensated 0 an hour for.Thank you
>>98121582Yeah, there are about ten new art pieces in the 10th edition Dark Eldar codex. The big battle scenes and dark city region ones are all pretty good but the character ones are fucky awful with weird proportions and faces
>>98121680>>98121683pivot rules measure the hull + gun barrel, some bullshit occurs if you can rotate the turret in conjunction with pivot movement to just.. keep moving forever.so now rotating the turret ingame counts as changing the model mid-game.
>>98121668Just don't give them dreads or paint them black, and you'll be fine. Nobody cares about depicting a bunch of white people as savages, unless they're little hat white people. For a while I was toying with the idea of making Scots Guards style grenadiers for my regiment. Kilts, vox bagpipes, and sergeants wielding power claymores. But I just couldn't make them work.
>>98121000>eldar have canonic puffy vulvas
>>98121652Thanks. After my trip and I get home I’ll count everything.Please give me your positive energy that I was the one Canadian leaf pledger that did not get raked.>>98121678I don’t have my memory drives for the stls with me but that’s good news this means the underslung special weapons and heavy weapons should fit flawlessly.Even if they don’t have the post apocalyptic chaos cultist looks like spikes.
Can I get a run down on the rumors for chaos in 11th edition?
>>98121688I wish tourney judges were empowered to just slap shit like this down as obviously not being in the spirit/intent of the rules instead of the overall game having to increasingly morph into a legal document to combat this bullshit
>>98121700Yeah, they're gonna be soulless and bland and unfun to play like every single other army in an edition with basically no wargear and no flavorful rules
>>98121707>I wish tourney judges were empowered to just slap shit like this down as obviously not being in the spirit/intent of the rulesHow are they not, honestly. Like if someone legitimately tries to argue this at a tourney you should just be like "no, retard, you can leave if you want to argue about it."
>>98121712>you should just be like "no, retard, you can leave if you want to argue about it."The only scenario I can imagine letting bullshit of that level fly is if I'm a few drinks in during garagehammer and my friend wants to show me some silly bullshit for a laugh. Outside of that there is no way something so absurdly outside of the intent of the rules would fly for even a second
>>98121707Speaking of tourneys has there ever been a 40k competitive team that named themselves something humorous in intentions?Best names I can think or are “Crust Collective” and “PROlapse Gaming.”
>>98121707>not being in the spirit/intent of the rules instead of the overall game having to increasingly morph into a legal document to combat this bullshitRAI and the "spirit" of the rules are hyper subjective and lead to more arguments
>>98121728Maybe but stuff like infinite movement from rotation is egregious enough that there's no way you could argue for it in good faith
>>98121707>I wish tourney judges were empoweredFuck that lmao.
>>98121736the pivot rules in general are aids, its one of those "rules no one actually uses."
>DARK GODS! WE'RE GOING TO BE FIRING OUR BOLTGUNS AT THESE GRETCHIN AND WE WISH TO MAKE A DARK PACT!>YESSSS! A DARK PAAACT!>WE WILL OFFER MANY SKULLS AND MUCH BLOOD IN EXCHANGE FOR SUSTAINED HITS 1 OR LETHAL HITS! EMPOWER OUR WEAPONS WITH YOUR DARK GLORY!>YESSS AND OVER HERE, DARK LORDS! WE, TOO, WILL BE FIRING MOMENTARILY AND WISH TO MAKE, A DARK PACT!>PAAAACT! YESSSS!>WE BESEECH YOU TO USE YOUR UNHOLY POWERS TO STRENGTHEN OUR WEAPONS TO GET SUSTAINED HITS 1 OR LETHAL HITS AGAINST THESE ORKS! IN EXCHANGE WE WILL OFFER UP MANY SOULS AND MUCH SUFFERING! THIS IS OUR PACT WITH YOU!>AND, AND OVER HERE DARK GODS! WE, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DAAARK PAACT!>about 10 seconds later>OKAY, DARK GODS, I KNOW WE JUST SWORE A DARK, BINDING PACT OF EVIL FOR MORE POWER, BUT NOW WE ARE ABOUT TO SHOOT, AGAIN, WITH OUR BOLTGUNS, AT ANOTHER GROUP OF GRETCHIN, AND WOULD LIKE TO MAKE ANOTHER DARK PACT, YESSS... YES, THIS TIME WE WILL, WE WILL OFFER UP *EVEN MORE* SKULLS AND BLOOD, THAN THE PREVIOUS PACT, WE JUST MADE...>DARK GODS! WE TOO, ARE ABOUT TO SHOOT, AND THEN, WE WILL CHARGE INTO BATTLE, AND WOULD LIKE TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE A SECOND DARK PACT FOR OUR KNIVES IN CLOSE COMBAT, AS WELL...I still don't understand how anyone looked at these fucking cartoonish, faggy 10th edition rules and actually decided they were going to play that edition. It was like borderline the Age of Sigmar fucking "get a bonus to charge if you have a bigger moustache" level taking the piss, and the game is still like that in 11th and people are still taking it seriously.
>>98121736You'd be surprised how stonefaced judges can be. >it says it in the rules so its allowed>dont shoot the messengerI've dealt with retards like this since 6th.
unit coherence is also fucked. the rules say that models must be within two inches of another model in the unit, and within nine inches of each other.not even wholly within nine either, just within.
>>98121749>I've dealt with retards like this since 6th.Just flip the fucking table at that point and whip them like Jesus did to the jew moneylenders in the temple
>>98121745Hello, Dark Gods. We are going into battle, and we want your strongest pacts.>My dark pacts are too strong for you, mortals
>>98121745Guardsmen have to be told "move move move" every turn, its the same shit
>>98121728In theory that is true, but in practice infinite movement cannot be intended if not explicitly stated. Absurd cases like this one can absolutely be solves by inferring intent.
>>98121757Kek
>>98121707Id imagine tourney judges can be as bad or worse power tripping mods of discord, Reddit, old forums and worse than HOA enforcers.Because they’d probably be autists into 40k themselves.
>>98121751
>>98121751What's the problem?
>>98119776Super fun game, 3h30, went to round 5 and was very tight.played Pactbound vs my bro's Grizzled, lost 53 to 56 but would have won 57 to 52 had my last OC unit not failed their battleshock. Here are both armies in deployment.
>>98121745It would have made more sense as a hypothetical Dark Mechanicum faction rule representing experimental/overcharging equipment
>>98121757Beautiful.I request potion seller edits but chaos flavored.Preferably with the rules on the meme to give context.
>>98121751MSU screening meta?
>>98121766the two groups don't have a 2" link between them
>>98121751There's not a fucking chance that is what it says.
>>98121769I went first but my shooting phase went extremely poorly, I failed almost every single dark pact, and even a hazardous test.
>>98121769Holy Yum!
>>98121779RAW that doesn't matter. just within 2" of another model in the unit and with a 9" area.>>98121783
>>98121789I look like this.
>>98121783
>>98121786On their first shooting phase, IG deleted my rhino, my land raider, my legionaries and my blue horrors. >>98121789I was probably just doing a T pose.
>>98121794the diagram they show on the page shows they have to link together to form the unit
>>98121806Then my Possessed+Prince and Rubrics+Sorcerer on Disc went to town on his infantry on both side of the battle and I came out of the hole all my failed rolls put me in on round 1.
>>98121810doesn't matter, the rules-as-written allow it.
>>98121803>A unit which contains more than one model must be set up and end any kind of move in cohesion. A unit is in cohesion if the two following condition apply to all the models:>Each model of the unit is 2" or less horizontally and 5" or less vertically from another model in the unit>Each model in the unit is 9" or less horizontally and 5" or less vertically from all the other models in the unit.
>>98121815Possessed and Prince got rid of the Taurox and subsequently charged toward his rear. After two turns, Rubrics and co got rid of the last taurox but unfortunately one psyker survived.
>>98121836pic of the lone psyker with kitbash
>>98121839pic of Prince with canon up his nose
>>98121844what are those spider tanks suppose to be? dorns?
>>98121766If a single guy dies on either side, you lose cohesion and have to remove the other model.
>>98121844Prince put up a good fight, but got gangbanged by the two Vanquishers tank-shocking him in turns. >>98121847
>>98121759reiterating orders or telling the squad to move to a new position seems pretty reasonable and realistic thoughbeit.
>>98121751This would have been fixed if they said each model must be 2" max of TWO models instead of one if the unit is composed of at least 3 models.Alternatively a 2" to another model, and max X" from all models of the unit.
can't wait for day 1 errata to change half the core rules of the game.
>>98121806>perfectly symmetrical battlefield layouts down to the exact placement of cargo containersI cannot describe how much I fucking hate this and want it to die. How do we end this dark period of 40k history and get back to beautiful tables as standard?
>>98121745>we have replaced all your limbs and half your organs with advanced augments and rewired your brain to perceived data at beyond human speeds>but all of that only works if you are standing 4 feet away from our shittiest soldiers, and no further.there's a good 4 or 5 keywords in admech you could have built an aura around and have it make perfect sense, instead they chose battleline.
>>98121909> How do we end this dark period of 40k history and get back to beautiful tables as standard?because the table you posted would be figured out by people who played on it and would have to be house ruled to actually be fair.
>>98121909The game was incredibly tight so clearly it worked as intended.
>>98121775It would have made sense if it was like the old Sisters of Battle sacred rites where you choose one before the battle for a game long buff because they just completely some kind of ritual.Having every unit separately swearing a new pact all game long every time they shoot or charge is just utterly ridiculous.>>98121915Yeah AdMech got fucked over hard too.
>>98121909>example of "good board from the good ol' days" is just a bunch of L shape ruins complete with retarded waacfaggot unit stackinginteresting...
>>98121921Retarded tourneyfag babble. First off, you change the terrain around before every game so it doesn't get "figured out", secondly, this game is not and has never been and never will be balanced anyways. You fucking roll dice to figure out what happens, besides the fact that there's no foolproof algorithm for points costs to be accurate to units actual power levels. The game board looking cool and being fun to play on is 10x more important than any WAACfaggot competitive brainrot balance concerns.
>>98121947People get assblasted about stuff like that, but given the chance in a game like Halo or Battlefield, they'll do the exact same shit. Getting mad about it is on the same level as airsoft larpers who get mad you don't want to march in formation before a game
>>98121962>. First off, you change the terrain around before every game so it doesn't get "figured out", secondly, this game is not and has never been and never will be balanced anyways.The game is statistically the most balanced it's ever been, and people would figure out if a specific objective is way easier. >The game board looking cool and being fun to play on is 10x more important than any WAACfaggot competitive brainrot balance concerns.hope you enjoy getting tabled
>>98121971who gives a FUCK what people do in Halo or battlefield you stupid fat FUCK
>>98121947Disingenuous. Most of those ruins aren't L-shaped, and there are tons of other features on the board, and the only units on upper levels are infantry that could actually feasibly get up there, and most importantly it actually looks like a goddamn fucking city and not like a MOBA arena with perfectly symmetrical e-sports layouts for autists.
>>98121962>the game is not balanced because you roll diceWhat a brainlet take.
>>98121975>The game is statistically the most balanced it's ever beenNo it isn't. 3rd edition pulled off BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT without even trying the perfect 45-55% golden window and was an actually flavorful and fun edition using boards like the ones posted above.
>>98121921Better a beautiful unfair against me table than a sterile fair one.I hate that I’m saying that.Beautiful tables help the imagination.What I hate the most is that the tournament tables don’t try to at least look good and do clever terrain techniques to “hide” the tournament symmetry.
>>98121988>Better a beautiful unfair against me table than a sterile fair one.This.
>>98121975more like statistically the ugliest it's ever been
>>98121975Reddit spacing, opinion discarded faggot
What if they designed the game so you didn't need an absurdly ugly mirrored board to have a "balanced game"
>>98121688The problem is making the turret count as hull in the first place.
>>98121927Of course it works. Nobody disputes that ugly balanced/mirrored "video game" maps do not work. They just look like shit, and that kills all the flair an asymmetric table has.
>>98122002There's also basically never been a perfectly symmetrical layout in any real battle either, the whole concept of autistically needing "balance" is retarded. People who want something like that should play Blood Bowl, not the war simulator.
It's crazy that terrain has gotten to this point when aesthetics are one of if not arguably the most important part of warhammer
>>98122023It's un-fucking-believable how far we have fallen from the golden age. And before people say that boards like these are unrealistic to have in a local store and only the GW studio was able to make them, I used to play in multiple LGS that did have boards nearly this good.
>>98122012I think you're just autistic.
>>98122050You're the one arguing in favor of mathematics over all aesthetic and narrative/immersive value.
>>98122045desu that doesn't actually look that hard to make since it's just prepainted terrain thrown on top of a fuzzy green mat
>>98122067Some people still play that way, though now the fuzzy green golf course is covered by a neoprene mat. Next game I’ll use some of the funkier terrain if I cna find it. The problem with modern 40K is that when you do that it often turns into whoever goes first shoots you off the table due to the amount of >24” shooting available.
>>98122045With 3d printing today there is no excuse. The reality is most 40k players are not the good kind of autists, they're either explosive autists or bland normalfags
>>98122050>no, YOU guys are the autists, not the ones who want perfectly symmetrical board layoutsLolLmao even
>>98122092>With 3d printing today there is no excuseThat, and the amount of premade terrain GW now makes compared to the old days, and the fact that all the old methods to scratchbuild stuff are still just as cheap and viable as ever.
>>98121512Not after gw robbed the transport bounce off them.
>>98121512Always have been.
>>98121947a bunch of = literally oneimbecile
>>98122045>>98121962>>98121909Post your tables.
>>98122149>t. no game baitnigger
>>98121962>>98122045>>98121909I miss styrofoam terrain so much
>>98122088>CSGO circlesopinion discarded
>>98122166>>98122169be less obvious
>>98122166I'm literally painting a new piece for my retro death world set as we speak. Your turn.
>>98122194Oh shit a demander of models etc. can deliver what he demands.What’s the protocol now?Bros I’m not feeling too good here.Wish I could have a room for a terrain table.I think asking lgs to make terrain would be interpreted as highly rude and they’d collect dust anyways even if they were one tenth as good as historical wargaming tables are said to be. Because not symmetrical tournament intended.
>>98122194>he actually has models>timestamp through screen in backgroundOh no no no…Bros…if we can’t post models now we’re cooked.If we can’t all we can do now is concede through coping insults or through silence.
>>98122194>has models>paints terrainThen why the fuck did you ask people complaining about lack of good terrain to post models?
>>98122250Nta but it is probably just being tired of complainers not trying to solve the issue or at the very least being the change they want to see as Mahatma “get a nuked gyatt if you threaten India’s izzat” Gandhi said.Probably why the terrain link in the op was posted.Same for the alternative wargame rules too.
>>98122250Because performative virtue signalling is just another flavour of pointless shitposting and should be ridiculed.
>>98122265>>98122266>You can't point bad thing because I'm tired of negative shit"I just want to grill ffs" boomer mentality, fuck right off.
Remove Kroot and Vespid from Tau as normal units. Add them as Allied Units you can take, along with certain other things as mercenaries that you normally can't (Guard infantry, Votann mercenaries, etc).
remove tau
>>98122285>MercenariesShit idea, honestly.
>>98122282The pointing out of bad things usually doesn’t come with proposed solutions or compromises.Symmetrical terrain is inevitable. At least make it look good. The standards are pretty low that even a rush job effort is an improvement.
>>98122282Projecting. It is valid to criticise shit but be constructive about it. As a person that used to play on very dense tables, I find retro-LARPers romanticising old tables simply hilarious. This kind of tables are not gone because we lost the technology but because they are simply annoying to play on. I had to slim down my jungle table multiple times before I reached the correct number and setup of scenery pieces that would not make moving miniatures around a nightmare. I'm not talking about modern 40k only here, this is my experience with multiple wargaming systems.
>>98122299>>98122303>you can only point bad thing if you have a solutionI keep seeing this fallacy more and more. It's just a cheap way to deflect/control criticism.Fuck. Off.
>>98122310>Old thing good! New thing b->Ok go on buddy, we all know and agree the new thing is bad but why do you find old thing good?>Uh... uh... FUCK OFF
>>98122303>It is valid to criticise shit but be constructive about it.And it's not valid to criticise shit unless they meet your bullshit requirements of other contribution?
Tourneyfags are the worst. Imagine one of the most important aspect of a battlefield: terrain management and reactivity, being completely absent becuse competitive waacfaggots cannot play in a non symmetric LoL/DOTA map.>My general! We cannot wage a battle here, the terrain is not exactly symmetrical between our two forces!What happened with dynamicaly placing terrains before setting up units (we can have a set and symmetrical terrains and have each player add more terrains in their way)? Or being on one side of the table over another mattering?Choosing which deployment zone to take should actually matter.GW turned 40k into fucking Bloodbowl.
>>98122337Who are you quoting?Do you think acting like a bigger faggot is gonna win you the internet argument?
>>98122343You don't own any models.
>>98122339Yes, since my opinion constitutes a fact and I hold people to my own standards. ‘Man is the measure of all things' and I am the only man I care about, therefore I will always grade you by my own standards.
>>98122343>What happened with dynamicaly placing terrains before setting up units (we can have a set and symmetrical terrains and have each player add more terrains in their way)? Or being on one side of the table over another mattering?It is still present in about 90% of wargames? Do you limit yourself to Warhammer only for real?
>>98122353Based and redpilled chadmaxxer
>>98122353>t.ABSOLUTE faggotThe fact you only care about yourself and your opinions says a lot about you.
>>98122358>It is still present in about 90% of wargames? Do you limit yourself to Warhammer only for real?Nta but this is a 40k board, whataboutism-fag
>>98122353It's funny because he's not joking, he's actually upset people are complaining about something he doesn't mind.Mommy raised one hell of a big selfish baby.
>>98122343This
>>98122310It is better to have solutions when complaining about a problem. Doesn’t matter if they will work. Without solutions it is pointless whining.
>>98122303How did you meet in the middle of pleasing war zone terrain and playability?
let's all take a moment to appreciate this specimen
>>98122369It appears that a simple model-check hit a nerve. I'm not upset, I simply find the situation funny because at the end of the day I can base my opinion on actual experience while you tried none and yet sport an opinion strong enough to be worth of multiple shitposts.
>>98122375>There's no point in whining if you don't have solutions>So what did you think of this product?>I had a problem setting it up, it wasn't very intuitive>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, HUH? FIGURE IT OUT???>Yes, that is your job.>HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH????Joke aside, you're complaining without giving a solution, by the way. so quit whining, will you?
>>98122387Why he is a literal ape?
>>98122390You asking to see models is admitting you just wanted to shut people up, and as you admitted it's just because it annoys you.>I just find it funnyNobody is buying it, you got annoyed and you STILL cannot take ownership of it or how you handled it.Big. Whiny. Baby.
>>98122387I really like what they did with vostroyans. Wish they'd have custom guns like krieg but I'm happy nonetheless>>98122406It's part of his character. Ever seen blackadder?
>>98122352Own several armies actually. Played a game last week and the symmetrical table setup really fucked me over (and how buildings are infinitely tall so my gunners on the top floor cant shoot at units they can physically see).
>>9812204540k peaked during 4th.
>>98122413>Ever seen blackadder?one of my favourites
>>98122343Having latest model release dominate tournaments is A-okay.But God forbid the terrain is off and that gives 1% advantage to your opponent in the shooting phase.
>>98122384It took me an embarrassing number of games before I reached a rather simple and obvious conclusion that terrain should not force you to break units whenever you move them around. Removable scenery with footprint bases is your friend for sure. Multi-level scenery is an annoyance. If you are clumsy, safe yourself a lot of trouble by picking scenery pieces with big stable bases that won't tip over all the time. I started by building a ruined city table with multiple 3- and 4-store building and quickly learnt to hate it. The moment I switched to chunky pieces of scenery and long and reasonably low walls, I started enjoying wargaming much more. >>98122406He was an ugly bastard in novels. Hadn't they realized a lady was a part of a Slaanesh cult simply based on the fact she was hitting on him?
ladies and gentlefolk, it is time to eat a pear. Ta-ta!
>>98122343I stop playing Warmachine for this same bullshit and now tournamentfags insist on shitting up games for their mentally ill takes about "muh balance"
>>98121847>>98121789So that's it for my battle report thanks for the (You)s fellow players.For a meme CSM soup I think I didn't do so bad.
>>98122289They have been part of the setting longer than you’ve been alive
>>98122045>>98122452>Yeah, this will sell our gameThe dunny part is that the official 40k competition that was streamed is even worse than this.
>>98122452>>98122473Refer to >>98122303
>>98122449DIS PEAR
What book was it where some Space Marine killed himself via using his body as a weapon to crash into a Hive Tyrant? All I remember was there was a Jaws reference where the Space Marine says something akin to, "Smile you son of a..."
>>98122481As an author of this post >>98122303 I find empty 2D tables disgusting. It's funny how Warmachine vindicated itself with Mk4 and serves as a decent casual game with a competitive twist. It actually became what GW is cynically advertising Warhammer as.
>>98122303Refer to >>98122343
>>98122493Never seen a Mk4 table. I drop the game when they started doing this crap.> had to slim down my jungle table multiple times before I reached the correct number and setup of scenery pieces that would not make moving miniatures around a nightmare. Skill issue
>>98121769Nice game anon, looks fun.
>>98122517>Skill issueI want one of those croupier sticks to push pieces around the table like a WW2 general.
>>98122250Because you're blatantly a tourist shitstirring
>>98122473yeah 10th was ugly, and I'm hoping 11th makes battlefields at least more visually interesting even if tourney fags reduce it all down to cardboard. It was annoying that every single battle in 10th happened in a city.
>>98120749I honestly believe the designer that made the new SG just never learned how to pin the wings on right.
>>98122395>So what did you think of this product?>I had a problem setting it up, it wasn't very intuitive>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, HUH? FIGURE IT OUT???This is unironically how it works in many industries and it's required to present the non-conformance and desired state that was agreed upon by both parties AND a proposed solution if you want to file a complaint.
>>98122464Thanks for posting. I was going to post some images of my last game, but i realize only really took two and they are essentially the same. Had a really close game against corsairs where I won which was nice, since I lost 3 close games at a tournament recently and just wanted to give this list a win before the new edition.
>>98122607When is the new edition by the way? 3 weeks from now?
>Every tabletop layout is essentially Dota 2/LoLSo what unit is the Draven main running it down mid?
>>98122614yeah sometime next month i believe.
>>98122615>MOBAsEwww
>>98122555You wish>>98122577I'm sure that's how it works when party A signed a contract with party B to deliver a product.That's how it went when I commissioned artworks in the past, because the point is to make something specific, you can't just pay someone money and say "make it good", you need specifics.But that's not how it works when customers complain about a product you sell between themselves.The "solutions" are not reaching GW.And, again: it's just cheap deflecting because some fag doesn't like negativity.There is zero obligations towards him and problems exist whether solutions are presented or not, last I checked.
What tools are these at the bottom?
>>98122648>You wishcan't help but notice you refused to post your table even after he called you out with his own terrain
>>98122655>you're a shitstirring tourist>acts exactly like a shitstirring touristlol, enjoy the (you)
>GW store has music that plays:>LOTR OST>Black Hawk Down OST>The Mummy OST>Pirates of the Caribbean OST>etcBased or cringe?
>>98122650Winged buttplug
>>98122387I prefer deformed but characterful faces like these to more realistic and homogenous ones
>>98122668Sounds better than the random pop I heard today during my game desu
>>98122668Based, it's all great>>98122671Huzzah, a man of quality That's why the old heroicscale was so good
>>98122387>>98122406>why does this character that's supposed to be repulsive look ugly
>>98122672What, you don't like hearing Pit Bull start rapping while you're doing your epic fight?
>>98122615world eaters are the run it down mid faction
>>98122685way to miss the point, I love it
>>98122672>>98122695International Love is a hero in this house
>>98122668so cringe its based
>>98122665>don't point out I backed down from the accusation and hoped people wouldn't notice!!!
>>98122672Pop and wargames a pair made in heaven
>>98122655>>98122665Oh yeah I guess he did successfully expose you for not being able to walk your talk.
>>98122650$12.50 plus tip.
Could a squad of Death Guard plague marines survive in New Delhi?
>>98122739I wonder if you could use these for anything on a miniature itself.
>>98122743they would break down in tears at the sight of nurgles glory.
Did someone leaked 11th?
>>98122743New Dehli is touched by Nurgle itself. Will be like home to them.
>>98122750yeah, though there isn't actually much to see beyond what has already been revealed ESL
>>98122750What is there to leak? It's just 10.5 edition.
>>98122747They're standard GW plastic, so the world is in principle your oyster.
Decalfag knows the end is near. His body is decaying, his wolves are doomed. The bannings and investigations are coming. He's either going to die before his ban is up, or in a prison cell.
>>98122739>it's realHoly shit>>98122743They are not prepared and will be consumed
>looks at Codex prices for the first time in a couple years>the price has gone up by 50%what the fuck
>>98120934>>98120933You're on 4chan, harden up, nut up or gtfo
>>98122768Inflation and James greed
>>98122644ASSFAGGOTSfags forget how much disdain others have for their slop
>>98122343Hey now, that's disrespectful to based BB
>>98122798I have so much fun at BB with grots
My guard list includes the aegis defense line, so I pay points to make the terrain look better.No need to thank me, just doing my duty.
>>98122343Imagine thinking BB is a symmetrical game.
>>98122790I'll be the brave and controversial one and say MOBAs aren't nearly as bad as retards say they areOutplaying your lane opponent(s), getting fed, and becoming the finger of god deleting people off of the map is some of the most fun you can have in a video game. It doesn't happen every game, but when it does happen it's god damn euphoric.People too often confuse hypercompetitive ranked addicts with the actual game itself and listen too often to what twitchtrannies and esports gooks are saying. It's like thinking WAAC tourneyfaggotry is indistinguishable from casually playing at your LGS. They are two different worlds but one gets more light shed on it than the other.
Do Sisters Repentia ever survive and get promoted to be normal Sisters again?
>>98120736I thought ape was just another word for imitating something. Also, to anon claiming Talos didn't scavenge his armour a few threads back, he wears an ultramarine cuirass with a desecrated aquilla, the captain aboard the ship they board near the start of the book comments on it when he faces him down. Also he sees a vision of him cutting off a fellow nightlord's bracer to use it for himself.
>>98121915It's funny how you'd think that techpriests would be the ones to confer those buffs but nope it's the battleline units. Makes perfect sense.
>>98122838Yes, they occasionally do. If you do impressive things as a Repentia and the Superior notices, you can get re-instated. It's the intended path and purpose of the division. Most die in battle, which is one way to absolve yourself, but you can also do heroic deeds to redeem yourself. It's just more rare to actually survive.If you are meant to die, you go in a Mortifier.
>>98122831My problem with them is twofold>spending 20-30mins every game farming to level up and buy upgrades for your toon Boring, I sleep. As far as I understand LoL cut down on this shit (DotA was terrible for it) but then again it's LoL and that's its own breed of cancer>limited map variety across the genreI'm just not autistic enough to grind out the same game on the same map over and over. Kudos to you if that's your jam but like I said, ASSFAGGOTS players don't have the outer awareness to understand people don't like their cucked genre with one map per game
>>98122831>and becoming the finger of god deleting people off of the map is some of the most fun you can have in a video gameThe other side of that coin is that you end up spending 15-20 minutes in complete misery.
>>98122855Anon, League has 4 different maps>Summoners rift (traditional League)>Howling Abyss (ransom champs, one lane, map itself has 3 different variants>Brawl (super simplified team deathmatch)>Arena (8 2/3 man teams in an elemination game on bunch of different randomized small maps)DOTA is 100% guilty of having a mono map but League has had a bunch of different casual modes for a while now
>>98122876Oh waow 4 maps!? It's almost a real game!
>>98122878Moving the goal posts
>>98122880No I'm not anon. My complaints were more than just the limited map count but you focused in on that and it still wasn't impressive. People cried about Darktide releasing with like 6-10 missions and thought thar was a low number and repetitive. I honestly don't know how you ASSFAGGOTStards function but the lack of awareness you shmucks have is astounding
>>98122876>>98122880MOBA makes the map in War Thunder like genius of competency.
>>98122893Please improve your English, Raj.
I’m starting a knight army. Need some advice on my list:Xenos - Aeldari - WarhostEldrad Ulthran (120pts): WarlordLhykhis (135pts)11x Guardian Defenders (100pts)5x Rangers (55pts)5x Rangers (55pts)5x Warp Spiders (105pts)3x Shining Spears (110pts)Warlock Skyrunners (45pts)Wraithknight (435pts)Wraithknight with Ghostglaive (420pts)Wraithknight with Ghostglaive (420pts):)
One of you gaylords is letting your fat wife tiegan post on tinder while your apparently ok with it, you either play marines or nids. Get your act together and leave the bitch you disgusting cuck. That is all.
anyone know how to remove super glue without ruining the paint underneath it?>tfw spilled superglue everywhere
>>98122936Did you forget to take your antipsychotics this morning?
>>98122940Extreme cold makes super glue very brittle and easy to snap off, still might do some damage but if you can chuck the thing in the freezer that's one method
>>98122978>>98122940I forgot to add>without ruining the paint underneath itLet go of this idea, anything you do that's effective against super glue is going to damage the paint. You can always redo the paint job anon and this is why I plastic glue before painting
>>98122889NTA, but I swear the lion's share of internet discourse is just 90 IQ people that can't even entertain the idea that someone is capable of liking the things they don't like. Can you not even conceptualize a scenario where someone is able to genuinely enjoy something you don't?
>>98121457>traitor guard is always just disorganized degenerates with spikes on their armourIt's just kind of unappealing, man.Kriegsmen should be the major traitor guard faction and act as the template. The horror of blind obedience and accepting the complete hopelessness of your situation and becoming literally soulless over time as nurgle feeds on your numbing mind drifting ever into the background as you're just part of the corpse grinding machine and isengard-style industry. The dark mechanicus happily cloning more and more faceless soldiers willingly walking into the fumes of chemical weapons, seeping in through craks in their masks, but too far gone to care. >but that's just what the imperium already iswell shit, whatever the case I don't care for the necromunda knockoff guys, it just screams basic enemy vidya goon and nothing more
>>98123000I understand why people like ASSFAGGOTS; pure unadulterated autism. But in all seriousness sure, the genre limits maps so they can have 1000 slightly different heroes and people like exploring those heroes' capabilities and shit, I don't like it but I get it. Without fail though this is like the one genre that people who play it cannot wrap their heads around why others don't like it. You ever talked irl with a full blown DoTard/LoLtard? They're insufferable
>>98120767
>>98122978>>98123000ill give it a try. my superglue bottle has been ruined for some time so i took the cap off so i could start gluing shit for the base and spilled it all over the weapon. if IPA works ill use that, just tried white spirits to little effect. model was pretty much finished too, if its fucked beyond belief i wont be in the collage this month
Hellblaster status?
>>98122421Imagine just making home rules up agreed upon with your opponent based on the terrain youre using
>>98123033Blasted.
>>98122285Honestly it's time to stop pretending that the allied race thing is a good thing about the tau. It's not. They have their cool gundam suits and infantry guys with long rifles that's cool. The other allied races just stick out like a sore thumb and get completely mogged by the tau themselves.The covenant in halo looks good because it has a some what unified aesthetic for all the different races and while elites mog everyone else it's not to such a degree that they nullify the other races, they are just basic bitch infantry with plasma guns at the end of the day, making plenty of room for grunts and hunters and jackals to do their thing, and they also wear tech and armor that are similar. The main tau race just does too much and nothing can be as cool as crisis suits. Kroot side by side with a crisis suit just looks like that smelly small guy holding a flag next to the chad ones int meme. Just DoA faction concept.
>>98123033do you even know why you're saying this anymore or is it just a compulsion
>>98123025kekkus, I'm glad I'm not the only one finding all these flying heavy primaris absolute dogwater.
>>98123039Kroot always felt like a hedge, Like if the mecha aesthetic didn't work out they could then lean into the alien auxiliary angle. A shame because there's no reason the faction can't be both, more variety is nice, and having a variety of alien auxiliaries of various levels of technological preference would be nice.
>>98123012>genre that people who play it cannot wrap their heads around why others don't like itMost of the shit it gets is from bitter ELO junkies who blame their addictive and self destructive behavior on the gameOr /v/tards parroting the above opinions like /v/ is wont to do MOBA players know exactly why they are hated, but the usual reasons are usually based on hearsay rather than a fair judgment.Also having one map is a fucking weird criticism. Chess only has one map too and you don't see pseuds whining about that.
>>98123042What I'm geniunely curious about the state of the hellblasters. They were promised to us 3000 threads ago.
>>98123050If anything the comparison redeems them somewhat.
>>98123051It's a tragedy that because Tau have the 'union of many races' gimmick, no one else can have it, but they don't lean it into it whatsoever, so there's effectively just no faction with that gimmick.
>following the same design guidelines as the rest of your faction instead of doing what you want and shapeshifting more than elite handsNo
>>98123061GW is really bad at supporting its xenos factions, which is a shame since the xenos factions are objectively the best.
>>98123053Chess is a board game, there are different expectations and interactions with it. I imagine most people who don't like ASSFAGGOTS also don't like chess thoughbeit, this is a weird argument and both types of games are filled with autismos>usually based on hearsay rather than a fair judgmentWell I've played them so it's not hearsay from me. The most fun I had in that goofy ass genre that should've died out was with HotS, but that's because it was a brawler/ASSFAGGOTS hybrid and so much more dynamic and engaging for it. Would've paid decent money had someone brought out a non-f2p game in that hybrid style, but alas
>>98123061Blame weebs for only caring about the mechs. GW only makes what sells, unfortunately
>>98123070True. But it seems more profitable to engage with the Power Ranger Marines than with the filthy aliens.
>>98123083>weebs Which is ironic because all the Japs I see painting on Twitter go apeshit for marines, chaos, and knights
>>98123070>objectivelylol>>98123083secondaries kicked and screamed for kroot and they sold worse than the EC launch, nobody cares about the covenant meme
>>98123051>Kroot always felt like a hedgeYes, this, that's the perfect way of putting it. Honestly just giving the same armor type and pulse rifles-style weapons to all as the standard, and making the crisis suits either able to be piloted by any of the races or make a specific race only able to pilot them and that's all they do, then pobably also making ethereals visibly different than tau. Basically tldr spread the love around and give them a cohesive look in some way (I know shapers and stuff use pulse guns and vespids are already kitted out in tau stuff but you know, more of that)
Destiny
no one cares about your autistic hyperfixation
awoo with me brothers!!!
votrannys fuck off!
>>98123066not sure what you're trying to say but that brute very much looks in line with the rest of the covenant in ways that the kroot don't for tau. also think of how relevant the brutes are in the story, in the tau it's like the kroot don't matter very much at all, it's just all about the blue man group castes
>>98123066As it should be.
Leman Russ is very gay coded
>>98123033supposedly he’s working on them right now, he’s kept the other half of his promise, and not posted (as far as we know) since he said he’d do the things listed on the sticky note.
>>98123083>make super high tech gundam shooting lasers>make smelly gorilla with normal gun>waah? people dun buy gorilla?! bud whyyy??
>>98123090Kek, well tbf GW finally cracked into the Jap market with the marine blind boxes so of course they'd gravitate to them first>>98123092>nobody cares about the covenant memeI do, but GW have never fully committed to it enough to interest me in trying to buy up a tau footslogging auxiliaries army
>>98123122Well, he'll have no forgiveness from me regardless. At the very least he's posting less because if you, that's something.
>>98123123you can play robot with death ray in roughly 99% of factionsthe 1% is tyranidssmelly gorillas is t''''aus USP
Are rhinos and land raiders being updated
This is what I want. Not Tau.
>>98123123Yes? I prefer smelly gorilla over folded 1000 times donut steel gundam and I'm sure there's others like me
>>98123152Then go play other game
>>98123149probably
>>98123152Time to buy some Gundams fag
>>98121080>t. Doesn't know how either mail voting systems work.Do you think people just pick up a bunch of ballots at the supermarket and fill them out? To vote by mail you need the ballot they mailed to you, which means you already registered to vote and showed id when you registered.
>>98121052>>98121080>American trying to discuss votingLol, lmao even
>>98123153there aren't, or the kroot model range would've sold
40k sisters? Our response???
>>98123145I know this is kind of pathetic to say to a stranger on an anonymous finger painting forum, but please don’t bully him if he’s actually going to go through with what he said he’d do. this would be the first time he’s actually followed through with advice given, and it would show he’s making steps into rehabilitating his lolcowdom, but if his change is met with the same bullying, then he might just revert back to old habits. I personally like the idea that anyone can be redeemed and all should be forgiven, and I do want to see him become a regular and completely functional model poster here.
>>98123169My response is that I don't like busy models.
>>98123171You are aware of the many many chances he's been given right? At what point is enough enough?
>>98123165Rent free
>>98123177not him, but yeah you're the global hegemon and you're fucking everything up, to not have you live rentfree would be to stay ignorant of world affairs
>>98123171nah the stupid cunt can fuck off somewhere else>>98123169>$50 vs $150 But the Mortarh is one of the best centerpiece models they've produced
>>98123094What could have been. I do like the tau way of war. I have a ton of auxiliaries but most are in my pile of shame. I do have some kroot though. I got lucky and kitbashed a machine gun and grenade launcher kroot which allowed me to use them as farstalkers right away. Since when I do use kroot its because of their infiltration tactics than anything else.
>>98123166Bruh moment, I know the number of people interested in real tau coalition really isn't that much of the global 40K playerbase but we exist. If GW gave us more than just tau and kroot I would buy an auxiliaries army. How hard is it to do a gue'vesa upgrade sprue for cadians, as a start? Inb4>buh buh vespid kill team!It's not enough
>>98123177How is it rent free? He's obviously a mutt with how little he understands about voting systems. This is what non compulsory voting does to a motherfucker
>>98123176>at what point is enough enough until he’s doing shit that actually threatens the safety or life of another poster, but just being really fucking annoying is probably one of the easiest things to forgive especially if they begin acting better. but between you and >>98123185 and probably the other posters who didn’t reply, I think the plan is going to fall through which makes me sad ):
>>9812316940k has great models too... But damn that Ghoulboi...
>>98123123They should have made Tauborgs as defensive melee units.
>>98123207So making the thread unbearable for two years straight is forgiveable and he should be given infinite chances? Bruh. I don't like talking about him but this is just naive.
>>98123169Skaven models alone are almost enough to get me into AOS
>>98123061At one point, drukhari had it weirdly enough, but they took all of their slaves and mercenaries away when the resin genocide happened.
where is it written that moving a tanks turret counts as altering the model in 11th?
>>98123200I really should finish finish basing my kroot and actually get them into some games.
>>98123222yes! though tbf I’m a bit of a hippy dippy “love, and forgive others 7x70 bro” type of person which comes with a lot of naivety, and I know a lot of people don’t agree with that mentality. anyway, looks like its going to fall through because objectively he’s a pretty sensitive autist and will go back it pushed too hard, but if he follows through with the 14 days of not posting and actually posts his hellblasters, I’ll take down the sticky note tallies out of respect for the effort nonetheless.
I have awoken
>>98123243good morning.
>>98123244Morning :D
>>98123029I couldnt get it off, ill have to repaint the entire thing. Also i think the freezer may have messed up my oil washes. I was actually happy with how this model ws coming out (apart from the face guard, thats actually fucked).
>>98123227when we will have rats in space?
All these posts will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>98123291Good.
>>98123278Is this the only place this has happened? There's worse features on a model to end up with some crusty buildup to paint over.
>>98123313Seems like it, the method i was using on it eoncourges a crusty build up so it wont look too bad once i repaint it. Just a bit of a set back given that it was pretty much done
>>98123287N+1 where N is the current year
>>98123278Cover the end of his sword in blood and guts
>>98123291Except all the horny posts.
>Eldar call humans Mon'Keigh>Jokaero are actual monkeys>Jokaero have better tech than EldarWeird
>>98123319>oils>superglueOh, I know what you were trying. Well, if it was your first time using it this was probably going to happen.
Why is it that everyone who plays this game in my area is a fucking faggot, I think I’ve interacted with one person who won’t go behind people’s backs and spread rumours like a fucking woman. Is this exclusively a leaf issue?
>>98123169I also play AoS
>>98123355might be time to find a different lgs anon
>>98123183>actually thinking about Americans every hour of the day is normal!
>warp gods take a retarded amount of energy to manifest in material space>ctan create lots of energy innatelySo why dont any of them try to get a ctan pokeball to use as an energy source?
What are the most popular factions for female players besides Tyranids? I was surprised that someone said girls don't like the Sisters at all.
>>98123364Nurgle
>>98123341oh no this was an accident, the glue was for putting pieces on a base and it spilled on the model. im not familiar with combining the two, is that a technique?
>>98123364Sisters have kind of weird themes that don't actually appeal to women. Self flagellation, mutilated prisoners and infants,Catholic brides of god, religious zealotry and strict doctrinal adherance.More women actually seem to like Orks, Tyranids, and both kinds of Eldar. Pets and pretty elf women with swords get their attention more.
>>98123355its a global issue unfortunately, i just try to find the older crowd (i.e. dads) and they seem to be far more chill than the younger players, they dont have time for rumours and gossip as they are trying to make the most of their time out of the house
>>98123362Most retarded shitposter
>>98123364probably orks, i know its anecdotal but most of the women at my lgs play orks (well most of them are trans, not sure if that counts)
>>98123364Women are into aliens, Eldars, Orks, Tyranids i even think Tau could be attractive for them.
>>98123372Sorry, I guess it is still an acrylics technique but it's basically this:>build multiple layers of acrylic colors with thinned superglue painted over each, using alcohol reductive painting between each application to reveal the underlayers in varied ways to create naturalistic impressions of layered grime, flesh, blood, bruising, veining, translucent fat etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgMaZpj3tGQ
>>98123376I thought Sisters consider themselves to be daughters of the Emperor, not brides?
>>98121253I don't even know why they focus on ID when the real voter suppression is removing/moving poll locations.
>>98123364>>98123376Don't forget, women typically don't like boobplate and armoured high heels either. It's only surprising that they don't like them if you completely don't understand women
>>98123376The only "women" I have seen irl who like Sisters are trannys. I can count on one hand the number of cis women who play and their armies were eldar, nids, dark eldar, and marines.
>>98123394>Women don't like boobplate or armored high heels.Depends. Outside of nerd spaces women hate it. In nerd spaces gay fat women hate it unless the the character is also gay. Fat women who are a 4 outside of the nerd space but an 8 in it (and they know it) like it. The mythical unicorn rare hot chick in a nerd space also likes it but thats so she can cosplay as them and make bank.
>>98123385ive seen something similar done with nids before, it looks really good but im too lazy for that shit. ill give it a try one day when i get around to it though
are the crimson fists still popular
>>98123361You’re right but there’s not many in the area, I think I’m gonna take a break for a bit and play some k47.
>>98123394But anon, I've seen women intentionally put them to flaunt their femininity or do scantly clad characters because they want their enemies to know they're not just stronger but sexier than them.
Make a new thread so we can post images again.
>>98123577
>Gotta go to work tomorrow at 9:30 AM>It's almost 9 PM>I got a box of Fire Dragons to assemble>It took me almost 3 fucking hours to assemble a box of Howling BansheesGod help me>Was gonna head to GW after I get off of work as it's literally in the same strip center I work at
Why aren’t noise marines battleline?
>>98123606Because they were changed into an alternate version of havocs
New thread:>>98123614>>98123614>>98123614
>>98123593>strip center I work atdepressing
>>98123629Nta but huh? People need to work retail jobs for you to go buy shit at the store
>>98122045>>98121962>only a gw studio was able to make them>ltierally just a green mat with trees, plastic bunkers and tyranid shitWould people really say that?The thing that gets me about L shaped ruins is that it's always the same kind of cityfight terrain, never a jungle or desert or anything. You could have L-shaped mountains, cliffs, forests, ravines and oceans with l-shaped islands instead of this shit.But that would also force people to stop calling flying vehicles 'shit that doesn't belong' because ravines or islands would force people to use flying transports and shit and, you know, actually do strategy in the strategy wargame instead of a bunch of tanks fighting a bunch of monsters.
>>98123008You do realize that the traitor guard without spikes on their armor just look like regular traitor guard right? Nothing stopping you from taking Cadian Shock Troops and giving them an edgy paintjob or kitbashing them with parts from Necromunda Hive Scum and AoS cultists.
>>98123053Every time I've tried any of them I've joined a bottom ranked casual match and immediately had people yelling at me for taking the wrong picks,I really don't see the point in playing a game where there's no room for learning because being bad at the game actively makes your opponents more powerful and your teammates more toxic. Add to that the matches go on forever so you're stuck sucking for forty five minutes.
>>98123094The main issue is that when you make a huge chunk of an army not interact with the army's main rule, people won't take them unless they're strong enough to compensate. It happened in 8th/9th with the Cult Imperialis units in Sisters, it's probably happening right now with cultists in CSM.Also Kroot don't have enough of a visual hook to sell on their own. Half the time they come across as skinny boring orks.
>>98121350In pics, frontals like these, modern sculpts are obviously superior to the old... but considering the actual size and use, both for painting and for being in a game, alive, the heroic scale is superior and adjusted to how a real human wil work with their paints and bits. I have the opinion that realistic proportions in models, thinner and wider and with smaller heads, only exists because people buy their models online instead of in a physical store. Online marketing and images zoomed in to these miniatures of less than 3mm are probably not aware of how a caricatured miniature works and looks in real life.
