Complete fucking asshole edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/>paint stuff:https://eavy-archive.com/https://armycrafter.com/https://paintpad.app/Paint Conversion PDF:https://files.catbox.moe/82w72p.pdf>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th/11th Edition Ruleshttps://gofile.io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega.nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Alternative rules:https://onepagerules.com/https://www.starbreach.com/homehttps://nolimitswargames.wordpress.com/>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)https://archive.org/download/Inferno30/Inferno30_archive.torrent>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)https://archive.org/download/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary_archive.torrent>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)https://archive.org/download/games-workshop-painting-guides/games-workshop-painting-guides_archive.torrent>Current Collage ThemeHeavy>/40kg/'s dudeshttps://pastebin.com/8MwSq81B>Previous Thread:>>98416586>thread question:Couldn't think of a good one, deal with it.
If I'm layering on brass scorpion, how should I highlight it? I've tried silver (ironbreaker), gold, and white but it always comes out looking like shit.
Grimclusive.
>>98420003>page 7>making a thread when you can’t think of a TQHere’s one>Thread Question:what character in the 40K universe comes close to matching OP for his thirst of throbbing hard cocks?
>>98420028>what character in the 40K universe comes close to matching OP for his thirst of throbbing hard cocks?Lemonparty Russ
>>98420034OP has nothing on Lemonparty Russ.
>>98420034everyone knows Russ already exceeds OP, he goes without saying. who else besides him?
>>98420030>they are made with painters in mind. Many of them look more complex than 40k but are actually a lot easier and more fun to paintso no even surfaces to worry about and useless clutter all around is what you are trying to saysure that could work and im sure it doeswhat do you think
I like orks :D
>>98420040Ragnar Blackedmane
>>98419812I've been waiting for years for a Kheradruak model, I don't think GW care sadly
How long until we get the exodite full profile and points for 40k?
Rolled 1 (1d6)Rolling for what army I play:>1. Spess Mehreens>2. Chaos Mehreens>3. Orks>4. Boners>5. Bugs>6. a divergent version of one of the first two (board's choice)
>>98420108wow, gayest one you could have gotten. what chapter you picking?
What should I buy after the sm starter set?
>>98420150Well what's in it? A paddle? Hopefully a nice cage and maybe a collar?
>>98420150Primaris Repulsor for a good tank Desolators for anti-tankInfiltration Squad for speedy troopsAggressor Squad for heavy elitesshould get all your bases covered for the most part.
ORK FANS, I beseech your help. I want to know what recipes you personally use to paint green skin, and pictures would be appreciated.
>>9842015010 feet of ropeA rubber mallet so you can concuss yourself into having better tasteOr if you wanted a real answer, whatever gimmick unit you think is cool.>Dreadnoughts are fun>Gladiator Lancer is a great thing to teach you magnetizingYou can build one kit into all 3 Gladiator variants or an Impulsor if you magnetize the options so you can swap at-will to whichever you want.>any special infantry squad, they're all great to have in rotation
>>98420179likely would be best to wait for an ork poster who has skin you specifically like to begin asking recipes from them because they might not be browsing right now. and although there are ork posters who do it better I do with paints that are in stock, just so you don’t feel ignored though.>german camo bright green basecoat>biel tan shade>light green layer/highlights
>>98420150Wait for multipart bikes if you like the fast attack theme. Or get a Dreadnaught, those are always cool and give you a unique tank.
>>98420131The gayest one among the gayest outcome I guess!
Mmmm should I go with kasrkin army or regular infantry 122nd army...
>>98420218is there anything stopping you from going with a bunch of 122nd kasrkin squads? either way, go for 122nd. that color scheme is so sexy and deserves (even more) love.
>>98420223I'd be going for different themes, kasrkin would be all elite guys and 122nd would be big platoons of normal guys. I don't wanna mix them.
any Death Guard anons got a good 500 pt list? Starting an escalation league tomorrow and I am pulling the DG out of storage for my first foray into 11th. I am thinking:Shamblerot Vectorum: disruptionTyphusTallymanMalignant PlaguecasterPlague marines x5Blightlords x3RhinoorShamblerot Vectorum: disruptionTyphusTallymanPlague marines x5poxwalkers x10foetid bloat drone 2x plaguespittersrhino
>Some shitty AI generated Warhammer 40k videos start popping up in my youtube feed>Pure Imperium glazing to a degree that doesn't even make sense>Imperial Guardsmen being depicted as accurate sharpshooters that always hit their marks while their Tau opponents keep missing>Tau weapons harmlessly plinking off Space Marine armor while Bolters are somehow taking out Crisis suits >Space Marines zipping across the battlefield at lightning speeds while battlesuits are shown as sluggish and clumsy>Look at the comments underneath>It's all Russians speaking in cyrillic glazing the Imperium....wat? Why? Why Russians? Why the shitty AI? What do Russians have against the Tau? What...what is this all about?
>>98420259Tau are literally inspired by NATO
>>98420274I thought it was india.
>>98420003Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts.This month's theme was "heavy" and was left to your own interpretation.I'll try to post an anchor every thread but if you can't spot me write"here is my july collage submission" and it'll be way easier to find you in the archive.Here is the link to next month's vote:https://strawpoll.com/PKgleQx09Zp
>>98420278Their caste system is based more on Plato's Republic from Greece
>>98420287As well as the Bri'ish two-tier justice system
>>98420278Nope
>>98420259boy you sure do love these shitty comics
>>98420293You refer to a different comic and artist every time you say that.
>>98420274>>98420278Are you people baiting?
>>98420274They were inspired by east asian cultural trpes souped together. so basically confucius milieux. goodwin said (paraphrasing) "well we like anime and felt there wasnt anything in 40k that could capture anime style stuff so we decided to make a faction with samurai and anime robots". So they have elder worship as a trope.
>>98420259The answers are:>40k has a massive Russian fanbase>Imperiumfags hate the Tau and that's not exclusive to the Russian fans >Imperium glaze is literally the same as in 40k Imperial propaganda where every faction is portrayed as weak and incompetent unlike the Imperium>AI is used by hacks with no talent and it pumps out easy/fast content with no needed effort so it's used by a lot of content farms Just manage your feed better and stay away from aislop.
>>98420300Militarily, it's NATO. Societally, it's Greece. Aesthetically, it's Japan.
>>98420303>>98420300No.Nato and 'Merica
>>98420259russians are bug people so that kind of stuff appeals to them. they like one dimensional easy to understand narratives with an overpowered superheroic good guy who kills faceless hordes. to them this is the ultimate story. why do you think they worship shit like steven segal movies?
>>98420308>Nato and 'Merica>functions like fuedal Japan and has gundams Are BL writers retarded?
>>98420316>functions like fuedal JapanIt looks like Feudal Japan but it doesn't function like it. Granted it doesn't function like america either.
>>98420236NTA, the reason you can't paint kasrkins with the 122nd scheme is because..?
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98420303I thought it was a mix of eastern society and plato's republic? The different castes, philosopher kings ruling, strict rules on how to live. Just less gay boy sex.
Why is this general so obsessed with Tau? Is it because they're the actual good guys of 40k?
>>98420316I think there is a disconnect. Visually goodwin designed them to look asian and anime. Thorpe was not a visual designer. He injected the grimderp NATO stuff into them later when fleshing them out. Thorpe did not come up with Tau, Goodwin did in sketches. Thorpe came in later to flesh out the faction, which was something he did for several other factions like Eldar.
>>98420339I like abuse. The image of the hopeful tau going into the stars, landing on a beautiful planet is nice. Then webway portals open followed by dark eldar, a tomb rises from the ground and the sky darkens with biomorophs just gets me going.
>>98420336>GW 1-to-1 copies the Marathon (1994) logo for their new "how do we get the Gundam audience" faction in 2001>no lawsuits are ever filed, despite both Bungie (and their owner at the time Microsoft) and GW being overly litigious of their IPsGenuinely how
WHO HERE GSC AND WHO HERE JUST?
>>98420335Kill yourself.
>>98420373Once again I must firmly state that GSC should not be a faction and should be folded into nids as a detachment rule.
>>98420218How do you plan on running a kasrkin army since they arent battleline?Do you plan on converting other guard units that have carapiece as standard (scions, engineers) using kasrkin models?
>>98420339They cute
>>98420376nta but do us a favor and lead by example
>>98420376Nah, I'm good.
>>98420388There's the ratfag defender on queue
>>98420388>ntalol
>>98420342Gav wrote their lore. Originally, the Tay were lizard people
>>98420391>>98420393you do not belong here and never will, wannabejannyfag
>>98420396
>>98420396He's not a wannabe janny, he's just a blatant shitposterlast night or the night before he started accusing anybody pointing out his faggotry of being the decalfag in an attempt to shut people up, he's just here to ruin the thread and blame it on others>>98420399kill yourself immediately
>>98420399Fuck off decalfag.
>>98420339I'm "obsessed" with T'au because I like their mecha suits, I want to have sex with small flat chested blue women and large big breasted blue women and I derive joy from imaging committing a Kher Rouge against the filthy Kroot which means I sometimes post about them when other people bring them up.Gimme melee robots GW you cowards, or errata all the suits to have melee profiles like the Twins
>>98420285>Defeated foes/trophiesI keep waiting to paint something for the collage but I never have any earthly idea as to what to paint to fit the theme.
This ratfag / decalfag combo is the fuckin worst
>>98420401>>98420403Ironic
>>98420412>>98420413Keep trying to warp the narrative that one post per thread is as bad as the decalnigger ban evading spamming for 16 hours
>>98420285My submission
>>98420412I really wish mods would do their jobs and ban ritualposters
>>98420419And also from the other side
>>98420418
>>98420379nta, but he could run scions as battleline and use kasrkin models as standins if he wanted to.
>>98420285>"here is my july collage submission"Oo! Here, this one
>>98420401Just ignore it.
>>98420454stop ban evading and stay on your subreddit
>>98420419I love the basing
Give me back actual resilient Death Guard, not this debuff aura shit!Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>98420460Is T6 not good enough?
>>98420179I use black primer and white drybrush, green speedpaint base, gentle XF-4 yellow green Tamiya drybrush for highlighting, then fanatic green tone wash. Don't have a picture right now though.
>>98420468T6 might have been amazing pre-10th but is nearly meaningless as a metric of durability in an era where strength values exceed 10, lethal hits/anti-infantry are everywhere, and +1 to wound is too common for how strong it is. Other factions are far more resilient via damage reduction, wound roll modifiers, and/or healing. Remove that extra point of toughness, shitcan contagions, and give me an army wide feel no pain, -1 damage, or something. I don't want to debuff shit, I want to actually be difficult to kill the way the faction used to play.
>>98420429nta but wth is that supposed to mean? You fuck..
>>98420496Forgot I have this shitty picture but better than nothing
>Here's your detachment bro
>>98420521Honestly i like it. It unlocks recon missions (which i like), the stratagem to let any infantry unit move d3+3" when an enemy gets close is strong, and i like being able to give my scout sentinels infiltrate.
Hey anons, I wanted to give some advice to CSM players if they're struggling to win in 11thIf you're having issues, its probably not your list. You have to actively worship the Dark Gods for success in your games. Belief in the dark gods is scientifically proven to improve your rolls. Dice are the most important aspect of this game, anything can survive or die if you only roll 6s.If you want success in Melee, you worship khorne, range tzentch, for Saves its Nurgle, and charges is Slaanesh.Try and improve your worship IRL in these key ways>Nurgle: Stop Bathing, or cleaning your clothes. Never cut any of your hair. Start wearing adult diapers and shitting yourself as you play. You can also buy three defilers for similar results, but its best to apply all these together.>Tzeentch. Actively cheat during your game. Make sure you model for advantage, paint inchorently, make sure you set up the terrain and board and set the side you wish to play on to be slightly better. Weight dice, bring your own custom tape measureer. If you've done it right, when you play normally and when you cheat cant be deciphered even by yourself.>Slaanesh: Start jerking off every day and night. Jerk off after every meal. Jerk off mid match during a bathroom break or right before you roll charges.>Khorne: Be as angry as you can, actively fuel your own rage. Argue over everything during your matches. Try and start a fight if you can. You should be getting kicked from different LGS as they can't hold your warrior spiritIf you put all these together, your dice rolls should improve over time. if any other CSM player has tips feel free to post
Is the Banner of Macragge a must take in a Victrix unit? I figure I aught to paint it eventually, but I sort of just want to bring the dudes as they are.
I want to start getting into space marines and thought the Salamanders looked cool but I just found out they're the designated jogger chapter. Is that really the case or is it just 4chan being weird like how the Dark Angels are the fag chapter?
>>98420378>folded into nids>not IGSo close yet so far
>>98420399It's not back, is it?
>>98419796Wow lol. You frequent this "establishment"?Goyim these days are wild
>>98420150What chapter are you playing?
>>98420587Salamanders are not african or african american, they are asphalt black because the space marine physiology has the ability to mask their skin from solar radiation, which Vulkan has insane amounts of. They consist of a wide variety of human racial traits, and Sa'kan is very obviously asian.The reason people make fun of the Dark Angels is because Lionel Johnson wrote the poem Dark Angel, and he's openly gay and writes about being gay. The chapter is named after his poem and their primarch is named after him directly. So that one is actually true.
>>98420587Since they stick their necks out for regular civilians, they tend to get their heads chopped off. Even in the Heresy era, despite being responsible for a whole pattern of Terminator armor, the Salamanders were fated jobbers at the Dropsite Massacre and Vulcan is a Perpetual, which in practice means they can kill him as much as they want since he can just come back. Honestly the Perpetual nonsense was really dumb.
>>98420587>jogger chapterMaybe you should play a faction that matches your mental speed. Like orks.
all space marines are joggers
I've done it!
>>98420647I've only ever see a space marine walk or sprint, never jog.
>>98420631>don't want to play as the black people faction>recommend orksokay anon
>>98420665Orks are explicitly based on white people.
>>98420604>So that one is actually trueno retard, being inspired by or having the same name as something does not make you that thing. Now if they show Lionel molesting his Forgiven then I'll concede the point but until then he's not a homo
>>98420665>build civilization from nothing in any environment >medical care that works>solved the issues of fiat currency>same as nigsYea, Orks are too intelligent for you. World eaters.
>>98420015Try shading instead? Leave the intended highlights as is.
>>98420680awesome gif. damn
>>98420342Originally they were a star wars rip off with a few suits added in, then they have gradually drifted towards suits.
If anyone has a source of stls for old necrons, where might I be able to find them? Don't wanna spend loads on an old monolith and pariahs.
>>98420179I'm still trying to find a recipe I like, but I've seen a lot of tutorials start with either a red or purple basecoat and build green on top of that. I might give that a try next time
>>98420513It means I shouldn't have to pick between CBT and castration just because one is "less bad"
>>98420680world eaters are germanic and roman, next
>>98420740>germanic and romanWhat? Are calling Italians and Germans retarded?
>>98420703>originallyno, in the first articles they state the main appeal are the sleek battlesuits
>>98420740>>98420742Romans invented bunnygirls
>>98420742Are you this much of a lorelet and a secondary that you don't know what they're culturally based on?
>>98420743They are CIS rip offThey can't stand this openly so Lucasfilm doesn't sue themAnything else is a cope
>>98420748No. I was calling the one faggot a retard and gave him the faction that acts like retards.
