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>>98441576>TQ Same as the rest. Fat retards who don't shower populate the store, you get the average gamer dads in which range from obnoxious or pleasant.I really wish people were normal.
Can someone share all of the ForgeWorld books published in PDF form please? >>98441576>TQ Haven't been to the LGS enough to see what the community is like, but it generally seems friendly. Saw some terrain that had some effort put into them to be coloured so that is a decent sign.
I'm about to start a daemon armyAm I retarded or based?
>>98441584Painting models = based
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
Did collage anon come to any ruling about the "game" part of the collage? Is it just ork corpses vs space marine corpses, or xenos and imperium corpses in general that count for the score? Do space wolves not count for the score?
>Mythology typically depicted giants as man-eating sociopathic monsters >Emperor of Mankind has to decide what to make his superhuman race>Makes them giant man-eating sociopathic monstersWas the Emperor the source of humanity's mythology of giants?
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>>98441591>Do space wolves not count for the score?Shut your shit guzzler anon, disrespect the Wolves and face certain annihilation...speak quickly to avoid you fate..
>602Trying too hard.
>>98441576>Current Collage ThemeDefeated foes/trophiesAgain?
>>98441576who ever is responsible for this image should be shot in the street like a dog.
>>98441614Yea the few obsessors have rigged the game, just don't participate and wait until we replace the monthly collage manager.
How close in size is the new Land Speeder to the old ones? I've got a couple of the old ones laying around, I could just take the missile pods off one and attach it to the one withe the assault cannon and it would have the same weapon loadout. But how close in size are they?
>>98441622You hate LGS owners that much?
>>98441576>TQThere's this cult of personality around this clique of four 40k players. They pass around pretty much any girl that goes to or works at the LGS, have pull with the employees, and can ice you out of LGS. They even fuck with the MTG players, even though they only play 40k. Been shopping around for a new LGS because I somehow ended up on the tsons player's shit list and he's been trying to make my life difficult
>>98441614The idea is (I think) that there's a little game of counting the dead orks and space marines on people's submission to see which team wins. I don't know if that's part of what collage anon is doing, or if he's just doing the theme without the game.People were also talking about the space wolves being a neutral army for the game, mostly so that this collage doesn't end up having a bunch of total SWigger death submissions.>>98441622The next collage manager's going to continue the tradition of permanently banning you from participating, anon.Furthermore it's retarded that you're calling it rigged when most of the people who wanted it supported the idea of putting a rule in place specifically to prevent """your""" army from becoming the punching bag of the month again.
>>98441626meant for >>98441619
This is roughly my plan for the collage, depending on how things fit. Either this guy or a chaos terminator lord
>>98441634imagine if that guy was what the HH skitarii looked like instead of those retarded chicken legged faggotswould've bought so many boxes to use as vanguards
>>98441637Fun fact: Secutarii have been mentioned THREE times throughout the HH campagin books. All three mentions were in the same book, for a specialist game where they have no models
wtf
>>98441597>Was the Emperor the source of humanity's mythology of giants?How was he the source when hes just continuing a tradition that long predates him?
>>98441637The retarded chicken legged faggots fit the original fun crazy vibe of the setting perfectly though and are also more varied and interesting. It also harkens back to the Martians from War of the Worlds and their tripods. Now I want a giant tripod mech The Secutarii Axarch is cool sure but he's also just a human in a trench coat, I don't want the whole setting to be humanoids with extremely minor greeble differences, I want interesting varied stuffIt's a shame fags have coopted the stilt bois because they're a funny idea
>>98441671>The retarded chicken legged faggots fit the original fun crazy vibe of the setting perfectly though and are also more varied and interesting.wrong and wronger
I'm feeling the temptation to do marine-on-marine violence for my collage submission bros. the eliminators kit has nicely-posed models, and the bolt pistol looks cool as fuck. It'd just be a little scenic piece of a sneaky sniper, unaware of a sneakier sniper about to kill him with a bolt pistol and then take his position.
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>>98441701What are you planning to do for your collage submission, anon?
>>98441704Don't get cute with me
>>98441707I'm genuinely listening. I wanna hear what people are planning. And if that's exactly what you're planning, I wouldn't want to steal that from you.
>>98441701whys this image so hilarious
>>98441671>The retarded chicken legged faggots fit the original fun crazy vibe of the setting perfectly though and are also more varied and interesting.
>>98441613Space dawgsReckon bjorn will get a refresh soon?
>>98441576With the collage theme does it have to be a certain defeated foe? Thought it was supposed to be orks or marines
>>98441590How many edits are you up to now?
>>98441576>TQThere's a shitload of sweats and its sorta turned me into one. No one runs a fun list, I might see a bio titan every so often but they generally competitive lists
>>98441707Seriously, is there a reason you're dogging on me for talking about a cool project idea and then being tight-lipped about yours? You have some hateboner for phobos armor?
>>98441746Its the decalfag. He's just having his melty.
>>98441751Oh, so he's just some jerk that hates on anyone doing or even talking about doing something interesting.
>>98441576>TQThe experience with mine is fine, I haven't been there long enough to notice any off putting characters come through the doors yet. But they host a variety of games and unless there's an event, there's about 15 tables to play 40K on whenever you want. I can't complain about anything they do yet, they even offer store credit sales.
>>98441627The tsons player isn't trans by chance is it?
Test game yesterday went pretty well, my doubles partner and I are pretty happy with each other's half of the list for the tourney.T'au Empire - AdvancedAcquisitionCadre>Commander in Coldstar Battlesuit (95pts): Warlorrd iron, 2 Fusion, shield gen, shield drone>10x Pathfinder Team (100pts) ion x3 >10x Pathfinder Team (85pts) rail x3 5x >Stealth Battlesuits (100pts) fusion 3x >Crisis Sunforge Battlesuits (125pts) shield drone x3>Ghostkeel Battlesuit (180pts) ion, unmasking suite>Piranha (65pts) fusion, seeker missiles X2Chaos - Chaos Daemons - ShadowLegion>Bloodthirster (350pts): Warlord, Great Axe, fade to darkness>3x Nurglings (45pts)>Knight Desecrator (355pts)
>>98441771This seems be sweaty Mr ratfag
>>98441576I'm thinking of just doing helbrecht, but I made the mistake of doing some paint marker testing on that dead ork awhile back so just the dead ork is partially painted. I was gonna paint over what I did anyway cause it came out patchy but would that be an issue?
>>98441806Getting real poopdickschizo vibes from this guy.
It's really funny to me that on top of Krorks being a lame and unimaginative concept, all of the art for them is just fan art of Anarchy Reigns.
>>98441831I mean the dude was talking about this yesterday, you don't have to a schizo to identify it being ratfag
>>98441806I was originally wanting breachers in fishes, but with montka going to 3dp I had to switch gears to the pathfinders.At the moment we're just preparing for double knights opponents and other skew list we saw last year.
>>98441839Man I kinda want zakus now
>>98441858Do they let you run a 3dp detachment in a 2v2 1k tourney? Im guessing not which is a little upsetting
>>98441870you can use 3dp detachments in a 1k game, you just can't use 2+1 or 1+1+1
>>98441771>ShadowLegionI miss Calus
anyway while the cunts at GW did not give me a free boy, they still had like 8 armageddon boxes so I hope eventually faggots are basically giving them away.
>>98441584>slaaneshRetarded since a bunch of those AoS models don't exist in 40k for reasons known only to GW.
>>98441694>wrong and wrongerhttps://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Koriel_Zethhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/iFB5ySXb/classic-warhammer-art-comes-to-life-in-these-john-blanche-inspired-conversions/>Pointy titty armour and robot leg high heels, not once but twice>This is somehow not fun crazy vibeWhat's your next cope?
So can/do Imperial Guard take loot from their enemies? Like maybe a xenos pistol or knife or rifle or whatever.Obviously it's probably not "allowed" but does it happen?
>>98441893AoS has the more interesting Slaanesh situation so they go there.
>>98441908Armageddon Ork Hunters take Ork weapons and make use of them.
>>98441576>TQPretty good. I live rural so we have a few farmers (including myself but I only have a hobby farm as opposed to a huge professional farm setup) mixed in with the average nerd types who frequent a game store. Less BO smell, more animal and manure smells that literally never leave them because no matter how much you wash yourself the smells are just in your clothing, even when it's clean. Still preferable to BO, ironically. IIRC a good chunk of the 40k guys also all go to the same church, which is how most of them got into it.
>>98441908Savlar Chem-Dogs
>>98441893They can just be proxy’s for the finecast stuff
Whatcha guys think of this list?1500 points Black Templars.HQ100 totalEmperor's Champion 90Uphold the honor of the emperor +10210 totalMarshal 80Plasma pistol +15Power sword +15Wargear: 100 totalMaster crafted power sword +15Artificer armor +20Adamantine mantle +35Terminator honors +15Bionics +5Teleport homer +5Melta bombs +5206 totalMaster of sanctity: 1103 cenobyte servitors +30Artificer armor +20Master crafted crozius +15Holy orb of Antioch +10Terminator honors +15Bionics +5Bolt pistol +1Frag grenades +1Krak grenades +2TROOPS160 totalCrusader squad: 10Ccw+bolt pistols5 initiates +805 neophytes +50Power weapon +10Meltagun +10Frags +10160 totalCrusader squad: 10Ccw+bolt pistols5 initiates +805 neophytes +50Power weapon +10Meltagun +10Frags +10ELITES153 totalDreadnought 105Multi melta +10Heavy flamer +10Venerable +20Extra armor +5Smoke launcher +3265 totalSword brethren terminators 55 Brothers +200Assault cannon +20Assault cannon +20Furious charge +15Crusader seals +10FAST ATTACK75 totalLand speeder 50Multi melta +10Tornado heavy flamer +15HEAVY SUPPORT168 totalVindicator 125Smoke launcher +3Extra armor +5Power of the machine spirit +30Dozer blade +5
>>98441908Depends on the kit;Used by Chaos forces: Absolutely not, they are considered dangerous and corrupting to handle, because they are.Used by Xenos: Keep it out of sight. Not considered actively harmful like above, but using it would be seen by most as a weakening in your faith to the Imperial Creed. A Xeno pistol is an abomination of technology forged by filthy hands that you have a duty to dispose of, but it's still a weapon you can use in a pinch.Used by humans that are not explicitly chaos-aligned: Free game.
>>98441935I have no BT knowledge but looks cool
>>98441870Its incursion level per 7500t list restrictions so I just assumed 2dp max.
>>98441876Oh true, I'm a silly billy then.
>>984419355th Edition? Unfortunately I don't know BTs for shit but it was nice to get flashbanged by this. The only issues I would consider are how to get your Terminators out of the open and into combat before getting lmao'd by gunfire even if they deep strike, and your lack of movement & range. Best I can tell the plan is for your army to move forward as a battering ram and make it the enemy's problem, does that track? The biggest issue for you is going to be someone happy to sit back and shoot.
>>98441965Yeah basically, and the plan for the terminators was just to deep strike somewhere they'd cause problems, I've got the land speeder to range ahead and cause some trouble up close too. This is for fourth.
>>98441939I guess picking up a tau pulse rifle wouldn't be super kosher then. Maybe if you were cut off from supplies somewhere in Imperium nihilus
>>98441908If xenos or chaos tech, it needs to be sanctified first by admech.
>>98441983Pretty much. You'll mind who you're around when it's out if you've taken it as a trophy rather than something like picking it up in the middle of an assault, you don't want to do the 40k equivalent of casually whipping out your crack pipe in front of the HR rep.
>>98441590>>98441600fuck off. at least post mori or lumi if you want to post vtumors. rat has nothing to do with warhammer
I just needed 2 boyz for an even 40 instead of 38. I'm not paying fucking 15 bucks for 2. Fucking shit. Fuck you GW.
are lootas getting refreshed? Seeing a lot of "RARE OOP 120 dollars for a single box" listings.
>just 2 years ago LGSs were selling battleforces for 178 bucksI was so foolishSo spoiled.
>>98441908Yes
>>98442035I don't know much about Lumi, is she the one that did vids with Brcky, because I don't like him.
>>98442047yes>>98442039Buy a wrecka kit and build them as tank bustas, can use them as that unit or can sub them into boyz squads>>98442051stompa is a meme
>>98442077no, that one is matara, lumi is this one. funny enough both of them are ethnic russianshttps://youtu.be/nM8YSld-ItI?si=3QVd1IWbXQt3afts
reminder that humans can't use eldar guns because they are powered by psionics.
>>98442090i think he was talking about matara.
>>98442094Could a human psyker use them?
>>98442104no
Kinda wish some nurgle unit had the eyeless and too big a grin aesthetic like this
>Goes 6-0 with Space WolvesYou mad?
>>98442104Yes.
>>98441597>BL hacks making the super sized nuloreYawn
>>98442124What the actual fuck is this listGetting rid of force org was a fucking mistake
>>98441584The crabgirls are from like 2008 and suck to put together.
>>98442124Nah, it's pretty funny that people are winning with the space wolf detachments after a year of the mutant saying they're not viable and the reason why space wolf numbers were down.
>>98441905>that warhammer community linkThat is impressive. Was that big skull from somewhere or did that hobbyist get so good at painting and converting that he became the exception to GW's 'no third party' rule? Also he had to have been using green stuff rollers or some greenstuff accessory for all those coils. I think Greenstuffworld sells some but I'm interested in some 3D printed ones if those work just as well now.Also NTA
Wanna make either a kustom Kill Bursta or Kill Krusha tank for casual games - any thoughts on the datasheets & what base model to use?Obviously not gonna be WAAC for casual games but if I'm gonna spend a month building it I want it to be decent.
>>98442153>It's totally viable, you just need to take a skew list with 3 special characters instead of a normal army.Come on, now.
How do I make trim not cancerous to paint?
>>98442196Sounds like a skill issue.
Riptide #4
>>98442238What do you use to paint the recesses, looks like something I'd have fun using panel liner on.
>>98442153I remember when he was crying that it was too hard to fulfill the stringent saga requirements such as:>kill a unit>pass a saving throw>make a charge roll from reservesTruly, the hardest requirements to get free buffs imaginable.>>98442196It's a tournament list, you're gonna see skew. The army is more than playable without skew on the average table.
WHAT TEH FUG FACTION DO I PLAY REEEEEEEEEE
>>98442238Damn you're quick. Just last night you only had him primed.
i fucking hate painting.
>>98441584this box is pretty darn good already for Slaaneshi daemons but if only those Seekers were updated and not so derpy this would be an S tier buy
>>98442248I like it but only on certain stuffI hate this meme of new models being so stupidly over the top and intricate with so much shit
>>98442243Genestealer Cults. Swarm the board, play a war of attrition with your recyclable units, win the game.
>>98442122You can take this dude and cover the eyes or use any Tyranid head and paint the head plates as metal armor instead
>>98442194Depends on the list. Big Trakk at 90 points at least doesn't take much of your list if it underperforms. A Kill Tank has decent shooting for an Ork transport, but costs almost 300 points. Kill Krusha is maybe a decent middle ground if you value forced battle shock tests.
>>98442263Base kits. I think 1/35 scale german ww2 tanks are classic for something big for orks. World War Toon for something closer to 40k proportions.
>>98442238Hyaku Riptide Shiki looking great. You continue to inspire me, bro. I will start my Riptide this week, if I do not get stuck happily working on my WHFB Orcs and Goblins, that is.
>>98441893>a bunch of thoseOnly the three leaders and you can proxy them as heralds and whatnot very easily
I pity the fool that bought the Terror box for this guys, or paid 120 bucks for scalper prices just 3~ months ago.
Tau are fucking gay
>>98442198There really isn't a good way besides just getting good at it. Remember stable and smooth brush strokes and take your time.
>>98442244you can paint anything quickly when you're just slopping on basecoats and washes
>>98442308>you can paint anything quickly when you're just slopping on basecoats and washesNTA butI gotta get back into painting now. I need to dust off my models and try this.Is batch painting really faster? And what music do you lads listen to for passing the time? Podcasts? Do they help?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98442300The feelings you have towards the tau are a reflection of the feelings you would have for the imperial guard as well if you weren't hypocritical.
>>98442319Batching is faster, also burns you out quicker as well.I usually batch armours then do the details if im batching.
>>98442322Would have been a better insult if you said they were the feelings I have towards my asian dad beating me for not getting all As
Batching is stupidHere's Codename Alpha-7, Theta-3, and Omegon of my alpha legion.
>>98442331it wasn't meant as an insult, just hopefully a moment of self reflection, I guess that happened regardless in another way though
>>98442323>I usually batch armours then do the details if im batching.I batched some black primed models silver as that is their metallic armor. Drybrush batching wasn't that bad really.Probably because it was stupidly simple with no worries of messing up to be considered.
imperial guard and tau are both fucking gay
>>98442254i'm currently trying that whole: prime and paint before assembly thing and it's annoying as fuck
>>98442346Are gsc gay too?
>>98442300i don't mind tau.
>>98442350gsc would have been cooler if they weren't part of tyranids
>>98442353Oh right tyranids are pretty gay id imagine
>>98442124Whats the purpose of the land raider? It can't transport any of those terminators bricks
>>98442319depends on what you're painting. some armies get carried by washes like orks but space marines look like absolute shit with washes
>>98442350The playerbase certainly is.
>>98442353Wrong. GSC being a fusion of a modern cult and Lovecrafts Deep Ones that are unknowingly calling to the Tyranid hivefleets, the one true lovecraftian faction in 40k is genius.GSC disconnected from the Tyranids are just alien hybrids, sculking in the shadows, becaming a larger and larger percent of the total population with each generation. The cults day comes, they use their control over large parts of society to overthrows the world and destory governments....to do what?Without unknowingly weakning a world from a Tyranid invasion then there wouldn't need to be a day of uprising, they would just say in the shadows forever and keep increasing like the parasites they are.
>>98442346I hate all xenos
>>98442370Huh didn't remember that I had two of these
>>98442353nah, if the genecults weren't calling on a very real alien monster they would lose the lovecraftian angle, and they would get IMMEDIATELY hijacked by loretubers fanfic arguments about how they're actually chaos cults and/or they're actually the good guys of 40k because they're a labour force rising up against authority.
>>98442366Damn i just learned something about myself
>>98442370>>98442372I know its a meme but id take the gay shit knowing that id get a combat patrol for 50 bucks
>>98442381you can also split the haul and sell the combat patrol to buy the buttplug too
>>98442370Good deal, I'm sure I could get some use out of the Custodes as well.
You know what could be cool? A null/blank Tyranid monster>But it would be disconnected from the hivemind Correct>It would attack other nid organisms and be attacked by themHivemind could make them not attack the blank tyranid.>How would it even existBlanks can be born like psykers, so they're biological so the hivefleet fires and egg before it hatches and it gestates planetside before hatching >What would be the useA tyranid version of an eversor assassin but for a niche situation of the enemy being a bunch of psykers. Like attack the Grey Knights at Titan for example.A mindless berserker tyranid beast that is a null. I think it can work both in fluff and in game
>>98442408We already discussed this.
>>98442438I'm sorry I didn't read every single comment of every thread in 2024 anon
>>98442443it wasn't an attack, man, just pointing to a previous experiencehow would you have that nid look?
>>98442263If I bring a Kill Bursta it would probably just be for the shooting which is a pretty steep investment.Leaning towards Kill Krusha even though the gun is a fair bit worse as with Firing Deck & how tanky it is I can put a unit of Flash Gitz with a Mek inside and they can shoot all game.
>>98442449I like the iron crown/ bone mantle thing from the Neurotyrant kit. Dunno if its inspired by darkest dungeons stress/ eldtrich imagery or just convergent evoltuion in design but I really like it. A genestealer patriarch with the mantle like the quick photoshop edit that anon made could be cool.The stress reaction/losing your mind from darkest dungeon is also how psykers should react when they feel the tyranid blank coming towards them. Being a lictor based organism, or maybe a norn emissary like creature would be fitting as an elite, rarely made organism
>>98442124why do people think a space marine army of terminators isn't a real sm army? I think its a cool archetype and one many have been wishing was viable. And I don't mean just comments here, I've seen it said elsewhere as well.
>>98442466some people want every 40k game to look identical with all armies resembling the pictures they saw in a 2002 issue of white dwarf. "all terminators" is not an ideal meta for space wolves but honestly fuck the rose-tinted retards wanting force org back when it was never fit for purpose and only designed to sell more plastic troop kits not make games more interesting or balanced.
come on, why can't gw sell pre painted models?
>>98442490GW makes tons of money selling paint.
>>98442462?
Do you like chaos?
>>98442521Not really, no.
>>98442490because the method used to prepaint the plastic cannot reach the parts of the sprue that don't directly face the front or back, which is why it's ideal for the flattest things possible, but not for any bit that requires any sort of tridimentionality, because then you'd have to personally retouch all the areas of the bits that were facing towards the sprue frames
>>98442521Yes.
>>98442438no one remembers shit from 19 months ago
>>98442449ZOATS
So is there a reason why craftworlders keep getting invaded. Are the craftworlds just slow pieces of shit. It feels like you should be able to just kinda flee invaders if your planetoid is entirely mobile and spacefaring.
I like orks :D
>>98442604>So is there a reason why craftworlders keep getting invaded. Are the craftworlds just slow pieces of shit.No. GW just hates craftworld eldar.
>>98442606Is that meant to be like picrel?
>>98442604>>98442610Craftworlds can only travel at STL, and they are too large to use except the largest Webway gates, which are rare.
>>98442518Anon I could kiss you The forelimbs look a bit short and stubby but whatever. I do like the mutilah vortex beast energy ball within the chitin crown, great touch
>>98442610If eldarifags were in charge of the lore we'd have lone eldar guardians soloing armies of guardsmen, craftworlds would never be attacked because the eldar would see any attack coming from 100 years before it happened and they'd attack the enemy first and the avatar of khaine would never lose a fight and instead have killed the Emperor, all the primarchs and Calgar.
>>98442629It would be pretty cool if they killed Calgar though.
>>98442604the reason they keep getting invaded is because they're one of the only locations eldar actually have. so when a writer wants to do a story about eldar as the target of invasions, its pretty much craftworld or bust. maybe that will change with the upcoming exodites and crone worlds
>>98442629>If eldarifags were in charge of the lore we'd have lone eldar guardians soloing armies of guardsmen**cough cough fire warrior cough cough**
>>98442629So eldarfags would write the setting in a realistic and believable way? Actually better than the slop we have now.
>>98442634Only if Fisto doesn't come back as a dreadnought.
>>98442629The lore is filled with tons of destroyed craftworlds.
>>98442615YES! I’m glad you recognized :Dmy humble massive faggot is dead ‘ard and ready for stomping.
>>98442640You are an eldarifag if you think any of that is better than what we have.
>>98442650What is your point? I am not saying that isn't the case. Did you read the post?
>>98442652>guardsmen dying by the thousands like they are supposed to>craftworld eldar actually using their superior future sight to either avoid problems or zip it in the bud before the said problems could even come to their doorstep like they are described to do>avatar of khaine, an actual shard of a GOD of WAR, not being a bad joke and actually gets shit doneNone of these are a bad thing.
>>98442240Like what brush? It's just the one that comes in the cap of tamiya dark brown panel liner>>98442244Like anon said it's easy to shit these out. This is an extremely low effort army, in fact I managed to paint 2000 points of Tau in a month last year
>>98442629do...not...gigaquote...
>>98442672I meant the paint>tamiya dark brown panel linerI'm using Black one myself, the thing's magic.
>>98442629guardians should solo guardsmen and tau fire warriors because the guard and tau are fucking gay
>>98442670>>guardsmen dying by the thousands like they are supposed tothe worst part of nu-40k for me, remembering how guardsmen were "shitty conscript dudes who die in 15 minutes with a flashlight" are the nu-guard players who insist guardsmen are PEAK HUMAN and the top 5% of humans not in the marines.
>>98442319>Is batch painting really faster?It depends, but for basic infantry it's the way.
>>98442670It occurs to me that Eldar can't be surgical strike prophecy warriors acting on perfect future sight information to carefully safeguard the fragile future of their species because that's Custodes role in the lore now
>>98442680>when you're a fan of homosexual (canon) space elves who wished they were writing poetry instead of fighting but call other factions 'gay'
>>98442637>crone worldsonly works if chaos eldar are added
>>98442680Tau troops who fought Guardians say that they are citizen militia, not professional, disciplined soldiers.
>>98442637Why not ever have forces attack Commorragh instead of the craftworlds? Plenty of Eldar to kill there.
>>98442689>surgical strike prophecy warriors acting on perfect future sight information to carefully safeguard the fragile future of their speciesThat is a really cool way to think of the craftworld eldar>perfect future sight informationHow do custodes have this?
>>98442685you can tell this larper gets his lore from tiktok shorts and memes. The idea that the guard are all child conscripts who die the minute they step off the drop ship isn't any more correct than guardsmen being the top 1% of humanity's armies.
>>98442670>avatar of khaine, an actual shard of a GOD of WAR, not being a bad joke and actually gets shit doneOk, slow down! He asked about 'realistic' not 'fanfiction'.
>>98442696>Why not ever have forces attack CommorraghBecause it doesn't exist in the real space, webway fuckery I believe.
>>98442696Because Commoragh doesn't exist in real space. Only way to get into Commoragh is through webway gates and the Imperium doesn't know where those are.
>>98442624>The forelimbs look a bit short and stubbythe vision was to have it look almost analogous to a prisoner with its hands shackled, except instead of literally tying its hands, the hive mind just gives it atrophied ones, so that it looks like something the tyranids have weaponised but still try to keep restrained like a demonhost
>>98442670>avatar of khaine, an actual shard of a GOD of WAR, not being a bad joke and actually gets shit doneStop getting your lore from sloptuber synopsis of books they didn't read
>>98442521I like the Thousand Sons because I like wizards without restraint. But I actually need to get some models
>>98442686Fuck bro are you painting more neophytes? That's torture
>>98442722>I like thing, but I don't actually have the modelsI don't think you could find a more 40kg post.
>>98442629It sounds like you're creating a strawman to justify why the same suggestions, but applied to "your side", are instead to be praised
>>98442723Hell no, I don't want to paint any more. I'm currently painting two more that crew a ridgerunner.
>>98442730Yes my side is correct and justified, yours is not. Welcome to reality.
>>98442718Interesting idea! That makes a lot of sense. I guess being that big and being a blank aganist psykers its presence kills its targets, or it just crushes them, make it weaker for the other bioforms to more easily bring it down. I like the prisoner idea alot actually.
>tfw will have a few metal raveners show up in the mail soonTrying to think what arms I should use instead of the guns they come with. I've still got the leftover arms from the current raveners box
Why does he even exist
>>98442732>Welcome to reality.This is a fictional setting, anon.
>>98442736Modeler team wanted the idea of a lone wanderer of a plague world whose a nurgle space marine.It's someones OC that the team liked
>>98442731I'll probably max out at 40-50, don't really have any interest in painting more after that
The Leagues of Votann have been coexisting with AI for 20K+ years, and they haven't undergone their Iron Man rebellion. And their machines are not falling to Chaos in droves.Is the Imperium's beliefs regarding thinking machines bullshit?
>>98442706Found the guardfag
>>98442740Which has rules and norms. When a space marine obliterates your avatar of khaine, most people say, 'yes as expected'. When you say the avatar of khaine should solo primarchs, you are rightly derided.
>>98442736He looks cool. Really all the justification you need.
>>98442736Because gw sells more codexes when they're accompanied by a pity model, and they sell pity models better when they're accompanied by a codex, so at least one release per codex has become an obligatory step of every edition.They grab the pity models from leftover assets from previous waves, test sculpts from prospective hires, or just whatever a sculptor fancies that specific evening.Pity heroes in most cases are MANDATED to be "more of the same" instead of proposing new and interesting concepts because those are specifically held back for bigger flashier waves, or ones that accompany a narrative book.
I still can't find a faction for meI want a faction that's fun to paint, not too many units, actually cool looking, exciting, and fun to playI'd like to have fast movement and go ham in melee, or a faction that is slow, strong, but powerful when in range
>>98442691>Get his fluff exclusively through tertiary sourcesNGMI
>>98442752>Which has rules and norms. When a space marine obliterates your avatar of khaine, most people say, 'yes as expected'.That's not what happens, is not a rule, and is not the norm.Also stop ban evading.
>>98442722
>>98442736Because there are 7 mantles including the 3 that exist and then others like the Lord of Flux and Lord of Rot
>>98442719There was a book where Avatar of Khaine almost gets killed by 3 ork knobs.Avatar of Khaine is a meme and a jobber.
>>98442755The gayest one (dark angels)
>>98442745>Imperiums thinking machinesFell to rebellion, maybe chaos corruption, maybe something else, It was just a worldbuilding taken from Dune >The Leagues of Votann have been coexisting with AI for 20K+ yearsNo they do no coexisit with their AIs, they are born from their AIs, their bodies and minds selected for whats needed, their lived experinces uploaded back into the AI when they die. There is no difference between Ironkyn (each their own AI) and kyn other than their name for us the players.The Kyn of the votann are fleshy and metal manifestations of their AI, like ants in a colony.They do no coexist they ARE the Votann in a sense in physcial space.You do not co exist with your fingers, it is an extension of you. Your fingers are made from different material than your hair but its still apart of you, like the ironkyn and kyn are metal and fleshy but they are both of the Votann.
>>98442759>That's not what happensThen why are all you eldarifags crying about the avatar of khaine getting his shit pushed in?>Also stop ban evading.And don't start with the schizo shit because your piss poor arguments are getting exposed.
>>98442745space dwarfs are autistic clones that upload their memories into the AI
>>98442766>More summaries of a book you did not read devoid of context
>>98442752>When a space marine obliterates your avatar of khaine, most people say, 'yes as expected'.No, they say "It's bad writing"Like yeah, the personification of the God of War and Rage that is 12 meters tall and made out of molten lava and metal is going to lose to some 2 meter tall dipshit that's filled with magic sperm from his gay father.
>>98442742I'm currently running 50 on my hosts list, they're pretty viable. 10 to guard your home, 20 + primus to deal damage from reserves, another 20 + benefictus as a gunline to punish whoever peeps out.
>>98442768I said fun to paint, that is, not any form of marineTrim and marine armour SUCKS
>Acktually there's very important context that explains why the Avatar of Khaine was defeated by a squig, but that context requires you to purchase the hardcover for £30 and if you don't do that you can't speak on this topic
>>98442771>meme lore
>>98442775I did read it and that is the context. It was bad.You don't need to defend shitty books, the writer isn't going to see you doing it.
>>98442790>Yes I regurgitate bullshit about books I didn't read, because I'm a poorfag who doesn't know how to pirate, why do you ask?
>>98442754i've held the opinion that factions who get pity models in an edition, would not have gotten a codex in older editions, for that edition
>>98442771(you) don't start with your piss poor arguments because your schizo shit is getting exposed.How many hours is your meltdown towards xenosfags/metafags/tourists/fakegrogs going to last this time?Have you saved enough necron images for your avatarfagging?Have you resolved your conflicting feelings regarding the inferiority of marinelets?Are you still going to argue about how nothing but marines sells by posting graphs that shows things other than marines selling?
>>98442450It's not a winning move to bring it, but it could be a cool conversion. There's always hope that this codex will have rules for some big Ork tanks again too.You could also just run it as a battle wagon.
>>98442794Reading the video description of the sloptuber short you watched doesn't count as reading the book anon
>>98442798I love when you morons throw the schizo word around and then proceed to accuse a person of being every single boogeyman that lives rent free in your minds. This is 'the inmates are running the asylum' shit.
>>98442807>Reading the video description of the sloptuber short you watchedI never did that.But go on, I won't stop your temper tantrum.
>>98442809>and then proceed to accuse a person of being every single boogeyman that lives rent free in your minds.not what's happening
I think snaggas are cool.
I think necromunda is better than 40k
>>98442820nah
>>98442820>>98442818Le ecks dee divisive opinions :D XDXD le XD
>>98442814>not whats happening>goes on a schizoid rambling about every type of shitposting in this thread.Ok.
>>98442745The Iron Men don't need to rebel, they're already running the show as the leaders and gods of the Votann Kin.If anything it's shown the Imperium angle is 199% correct, because the Votann can no longer run their society without these machines controlling them which are breaking down and will leave them utterly fucked when they're gone.The Imperium is by no means perfect either ofc but the Votann method of letting AI control you is clearly unsustainable and risky
>>98442820i will get delque or whatever you spell them as cultists for IW and thats my necromunda extent
>>98442827>every type of shitpostingit's only one type of shitposting from one specific shitposter who's already confirmed he's behind all those in these threads
>>98442820It is. Sad that it doesn't get as much support, but that's probably a blessing, since less attention GW gives it, less shitty decisions get made in general.
>>98442829New Votann cores are being born/created. It's rare, but it happens.The Votann acting as guides and managers of the Kin is part of the design of the DAoT humans who created both.
Tzaangors aren’t used enough in thousand sons.
>>98442841Good im sick of seeing that fucking word everywhere
>>98441584That’s one of the best boxes to start MSRP so you’re at least efficient. Don’t expect much in the way of updates though, you’ll be stuck in limbo like Deathwatch.
>>98442829Votann society is what happens when the men of iron win. A gestalt robot overlord makes more robots with distinct roles and continues to manufacture biological humans but tailored to the needs of their society and only using pre-eatablished patterns from the clone skeins and their entire society is built around maximizing manufacturing output.
>>98442829>because the Votann can no longer run their society without these machines controlling them which are breaking down and will leave them utterly fucked when they're gone.Necromundian squats already confirm they can keep existing without the cloning machines and the supercomputer directing them, they're not in a better state than their PC-master race cousins, but they're still in a better state than most humans.What you won't find is supercomputers existing alone without squats on the other hand, so even if the votann computers are running the show, they are somehow more vulnerable than, and dependent on, their flesh puppets.One possibility is that since the big machines act as psychic beacons for FTL navigation, and also eat the dead votann, it might be that eating the souls of fleshbags is the one and only way a robotic empire like theirs can stay interstellar.
>>98442840>is part of the design of the DAoT humans who created both.The same guys who got shat all over by the Men of Iron, yes.Their main civ got utterly ruined and their splinter civ is in the process of failure.Sure it's by design. It just isn't a good design to hand total control over to PCs.
>>98442840>New Votann cores are being born/created. It's rare, but it happens.Not him, but it's not just rare, it's entirely random too.How it's described is that some Iron Kin will just start becoming more sentient or something and it eventually starts to like modify/turning itself into an ancestor core.How that happens or what triggers it is entirely unknown and it probably is just random.So yes, they can make new cores, but can't really force it to happen.
>>98442861>they can keep existingThere's like what 1000? Of them on Necromunda, and they live a ramshackle existence dependent on the Imperium hive city - which is not powered by a Votann core - to survive.If your choice is "The Imperium way of doing things" or "the Votann way of doing things" and your best example is a Votann diaspora on an Imperium world that says something.The Votann also rely on the power and size of the Imperium to shield it from the many hostile xenos in the galaxyIf the reliance on AI way was in charge of running the Imperium, it might do better against Chaos in the early days but it would have collapsed by this point against Tyranids
>>98442870>it's entirely random too.just like the entire crucible cycle is random and less efficient as time goes on hence the resource hoarding
>>98442810>I never did that.You never read the book either.
>>98442873>There's like what 1000?no, many more, and they don't live a ramshackle existence either, they're fully self sufficient from the hive cities, they just interact with those because it's convenient, not because it's necessary
>>98442857>A gestalt robot overlord makes more robots with distinct roleswhy would a gestalt robot overlord make the robots isolated individuals from one another and not connected by its network?
>>98442873>The Votann also rely on the power and size of the Imperium to shield it from the many hostile xenos in the galaxyNo, they don't, the votann rely on being entrenched in the galactic core, they survived fine before the imperium came to be in the first place.
>>98442820Definition of safe rebellion
>>98442891To operate outside the range of its network?
>>98442882I did read it.
>>98442672Panel liner? Did you use lacquer base or gloss clear?
>>98442909If one of its robots operates somewhere then its network is reaching that somewhere, duh.
Reminder that abstract paint schemes are the way to go!
>>98442319Depending on your technique and what you’re painting, it varies from a bit faster to way faster. The rule from the old days was batch units, detail characters, and try to condense your line troop color scheme to three colors.> PodcastsYou already answered the question. My gf prefers music. I know a guy that swears by rainfall recordings but that puts me to sleep. Try them all while you’re getting back into the flow.>>98442039>$29.90 for 5 boys>$29.99 for 1 kg of elegoo abs-likeIt’s time to take the 3DP pill anon.
>>98442927That doesn't look painted
>>98442829> they're already running the show as the leaders and gods of the Votann Kin.The Votann don't actually govern the Kin, they just create cloneskeins and absorb their memories when they die. The Kin govern themselves. It's in fact considered extremely unusual if an Ironkyn is placed in a leadership position, since there's only one legend of that ever happening in their entire history. >If anything it's shown the Imperium angle is 199% correct, because the Votann can no longer run their society without these machines controlling them which are breaking down and will leave them utterly fucked when they're gone.There are Leagues that have zero Votann Cores and manage just fine. The difference is lacking a main archive of technology and something that can rapidly clone new, augmented Kin.
>>98442927God it really does look like a metal band album cover art.Double guns gives it a real cowboy feel
>>98442927Is that your model?
>>98442911No, you did not read a book were ork nobs almost killed an avatar of khaine anon. Feel free to drop an excerpt if you truly believe you did >inb4 "ACK-shually I deleted it after I read it!"
>>98442927
>>98442820I think 40k needs a necromunda or mordheim style game for armies rather than squads/gangs.
>>98442936I did read it.
>>98442930Never paint eyes and other tiny details, anon. That's just being anal
>>98442941...is that not Kill-Team?
>>98442941Does Necromunda Underhive Wars count?It's fucking dead as a game though.https://store.steampowered.com/app/566440/Necromunda_Underhive_Wars/
Awoo with me sisters!
>>98442927>>98442937-10 vp
>>98442927Nids are white,Nids are black,When you open up GIMP,Side the chroma back.
>>98442950space wolves look like THIS?
>>98442931>There are Leagues that have zero Votann Cores and manage just fine. The difference is lacking a main archive of technology and something that can rapidly clone new, augmented Kin.leagues without a core are described as declining. The necromunda squats are basically on a vision quest to recover their lost core, hidden somewhere on necromunda, and otherwise lost.
tzaangors
>>98442262Love this guy.
>>98442957I wish they looked like it.40k would be better if marines were sexy 2.5m tall amazonian super soldier women. And exclusively women.
>>98442980Fap before posting.
>>98442958>leagues without a core are described as declining.At worst they just end up dissolving due to economic factors and joining up with other Leagues with functional cores. >The necromunda squats are basically on a vision quest to recover their lost core, hidden somewhere on necromunda, and otherwise lost.They've managed just fine for 4,000 years without their Votann, still doing the same things they were doing before then, mining for good ore and building atmospheric stabilizers to keep the planet going a little longer, and all that. They've even started to re-innovate and recover some of the tech they lost when their Votann got sucked down by the earthquake.
>>98442944>For armies rather than squads>Isn't that kill team>>98442946For regular 40k armies.In necromunda you buy juves, gangers, their equipment, etc. Similar shit in mordheim.Now imagine, instead of buying a single model with a gun, you buy a mob of boyz.You just take the formula of "build and manage your dudes through an ever shifting campaign", but apply it to an army rather than a gang.
>>98442936you’re misremembering, those weren’t nobz, they were bosses in their own right (specifically a speedboss, warboss in mega armor, and blood axe general), and all were equally on their way to becoming full blown warbosses.
>>98442983>At worst they just end up dissolving due to economic factors and joining up with other Leagues with functional cores.The kin are extremely jewish and it's doubtful theyj ust let people 'join' them for free.>just fineThey live on fucking necromundaThat is not fine
>>98442982I did do that.
>>98442985>>For armies rather than squadsIsn't this is just DoW? Or even Total War: Warhammer 40k...?
>>98442994>They live on fucking necromunda>That is not fineThey are fine despite living on fucking necromunda.It sounds more like you WISH votann/squats were in bad situations, instead of being intellectually honest about their situation.
>>98443003
>>98443008
>>98442951>>98442953
>>98443011
>>98442942No you didn't>>98442987I know, but the original claim was the avatar of khaine was almost killed by 3 mere nobs
>>98443003>>98443008>>98443011If they're aliens, why are they living in a Victorian mansion?
>>98443017Ye I did.
>>98443014This is dumb, they can have permanent deaths without needing to return to the flesh for it.
>>98443012Looks like dogshit anon. Just follow the official color plates.
>>98442941That sounds dumb and I dont think you know what either are. The closest that gw has made to something related to mordheim was warcry and even that is a farcry from it, and the person behind it even left gw. Hell people consider oldmunda vastly different from numunda as well, lets not get into nu-nu-munda as well.
>>98442985anon you're describing narrative campaigns
>>98443018creative bankruptcy
Attention pleaseThe free Ork Boy this month comes with two heads, including the eye patch one I saw someone wanting a few threads backThat is all.
I think there should be a hex and chit logistics-focused 40k game focusing on continental and planetary campaigns that highlights how insane grimdark space fantasy logistics can get, but I know GW would never make it
>>98442944nta, but I do wish Kill team was more flexible in what you could bring.My understanding is that you're constrained to a list of legal units for your faction, and at the end of the day it's still the same dull as hell point capture shit.I want something like Battle For Macragge, where there's a single VIP model against waves of the opponent's chaff, super simple, helps new players learn the game in a low stakes first round, where the VIP model player wins if they reach the specified edge of the battlefield, and the opposing chaff player wins if they kill them.There's a whole series of escalating levels of model intensity, that could each themselves be the foundation for a Kill Team style homebrew.I think there's a place for a simple beginner module for 40k where players can get started playing, even if one player has only painted their first character model, and the other only has a box of cannon fodder.
>>98443034bro I fucking love squad and fox holes. Also fox hole the video game.
>>98443017my bad, I misread the reply chain. >>98443019not accusing you of being a tertiary, but assuming you’ve read it, you’re misremembering. see >>98442987
>>98443034>sit down for imperial guard vs orks campaign in the brand new hex-and-chit with-a-few-models WARHAMMER 40K: MUNITORUM IMPERIALIS logisrics-focused wargame>turn one, I send two regiments to die against my opponents' ork horde in order to conduct recon-in-force while constructing a makeshift landing zone utilizing Departmento Munitorum slave gangs, my goal is to capture the nearby spaceport in the next 3 turns>my ork opponent has his grot mobs tear down the nearby forest and his mek corps hunt for scrap while sending what fighting mobs he has at my probing regiments. They fight, my regiments die but I reveal a lot of the orks' blinds in the process, and take an ork mob with me>turn two, another regiment lands at my landing zone, but capturing the spaceport will ensure I can send down more. I move the regiment to move to a nearby mountain pass to protect the landing zone while I muster more regiments. I also bring down some techpriests from orbit to begin constructing a road which will eventually lead to the spaceport>my ork opponent is now tearing down a forest like it's isengard and the meks and constructing equipment for speed freak mobz. He sends some grot mule herds to resupply his mobs, readying them to begin advancing towards my landing zoneriveting
>>98443019I on the other hand WILL call you a tertiary, tertiary
>>98443050this is some high concept shit anon. it'd probably be very popular with a small number of very autistic nerds but most 40k players and prospective players (aka secondaries) would likely ignore it for being "too boring" and slow paced
>>98443050that actually sounds more fun than 11th tbqh
>>98442634Then they'd promote titus though. You just know it.
>>98442994>The kin are extremely jewish and it's doubtful theyj ust let people 'join' them for free.As long as a Kindred proves itself useful, most Leagues have no problem with them joining. The harder part is leaving. Once you're bound by oath, that oath is expected to endure unless the League starts treating its Kindreds poorly (which would be the League breaking its oath to its Kindreds).>They live on fucking necromunda>That is not fineThey're pretty much the only people on Necromunda who are still thriving in spite of Necromunda being a dead world. Their treaty with Lord Helmawr means they get preferred diplomatic status in negotiations with the Guilds and Noble Houses, they have the planet's tithe grade by the balls being the only group that can still mine new, high quality ore from the mantle since the crust's ore deposits are all depleted, and except for Jardlan getting raped by Malstrains sneaking in the back door (it's rebuilding now though), the Ironhead Holds are basically unassailable fortresses that even the gangs know better not to try raiding.
>>98443053And you're still wrong.
>>98442761I found one even cheaper in my LGS. Not a very popular box huh.>>98442729I don't see the point of buying a shit load of boxes when you have a backlog. Once I'm done with my Deathwing Knights I'll get some.
>>98442629>If eldarifags were in charge of the lore we'd have lone eldar guardians soloing armies of guardsmenAn Eldar Ranger and a Drukhari Dracon solo an army of guardsmen in the Vaults of Obsidian anthology>craftworlds would never be attacked because the eldar would see any attack coming from 100 years before it happened and they'd attack the enemy firstThat's already true, the only way to attack a Craftworld is to do so in a way they can't foresee through the Warp. Like Hive Fleet Kraken, or the Drukhari concealing their plans in the Webway until it's too late for the Asuryani to detect and prevent it>the avatar of khaine would never lose a fight and instead have killed the Emperor, all the primarchs and Calgar.Not even Eldarfags getting in control of GW could beat Astartes plot armor
>>98443012looks gay
>>98442937Its not bad, but needs like 1 more pop of color to read better. Maybe paint the cloth red? If the file name is the idea behind it, then just a touch of more color can sell it. Are you going to put transfers on the shoulders? That can go a long way to help too
>>98443028Narrative campaign books are not as good. But sure, I'd be happy if narrative campaigns were made like necromunda & mordheim (and as good/better)
>>98443112You do understand that GW actively plans on killing you, right? Competitive players won almost a decade ago. Narrative is being phased out. There will only be tournaments and practice games for tournaments by 12th edition, anon. Your hobby is being turned into MTG with miniatures. How does that make you feel, little narrativefag?
>>98443087honestly, I’m >>98443042 and I change my mind. you’re 100% a tertiary. the entire book has them constantly refer to them as “boss” or “general” and much of their interactions are them commanding vast armies, so unless you’re genuinely retarded, you couldn’t have come to this misconception unless you never read the book. even the description on the storepage reminds you they’re bosses.>Warboss Gazrot Goresnappa should be basking in the light of impending victory. Instead, he lies ‘proppa dead’ beneath a decapitated Gargant’s head.>The biggest and baddest bosses from each of the six (no-longer-united) clans step forward to duke it out to become the next warboss
>>98443127Warbosses aren't bigger than knobs.
>>98443087Coping won't save you now boy
>>98443131>Warbosses aren't bigger than knobs.>knobs.Tertiary jeet confirmed
>>98443124I cannot die, the world would be better without me, thus I must endure.
>>98443127They are knobs actually, they were only "promoted" into being bosses because the old warboss died which left a power vacuum which ended the tribe unity.
>>98443147No tertiary kun, they were not "knobs" they were warbosses of their own individual clans who followed a warlord boss who united their separate clans in a waagh, they were never a unified "tribe"
>>98443164>they were not "knobs" they were warbosses of their own individual clansNope.
Why aren't there any power fister sisters?
>>98443171Because it doesn't suit them aesthetically.
>>98443167How much longer are you going to seethe and moan in denial about the fact 40k fluff isn't whatever your tertiary memes you huff for self validation about your dudes?
>>98443173YES IT DOES! IT DOES FIT THEM! NOW GIMME JAMES!
>>98443171>Why aren't there any power fister sisters anymore?FTFYAnd I don't know. Probably to make room for eviscerators before those got mostly squatted as well.
>>98443167I accept your concession
>>98443175I'm not wrong, I read the book, they are just knobs.
>>98443171Too marine coded. Sisters shouldn't be aping off marines, it makes them look gay.
>>98443198>I'm not wrongYou are>I read the bookYou did not>they are just knobs.They are not
>>98443171>>98443184I feel both power fists and lightning claws have slowly been scaled back in numbers over the years, I swear they were everywhere when I started playing.
>This motherfucker again.
>>98443198So far it's been 3 hours and half, and counting.How much longer?
>>98443208Nuh uh
>>98443218I can do this forever.
>>98443222Being terminally online crying about eldar is not something to brag about.
>>98443228You wanna test theory?
>>98443216why are slaanesh worshipers so ugly? Aren't they supposed to be sex gods / goddesses?
>>98443242No, they are supposed to be self absorbed freaks.
>>98443231let's test one theory: post your models with a timestamp
>>98443242They are supposed to be a grimdark interpretation of self indulgence taken to the absolute extremeNot like fetish material lol
>>98443252How could I? I'm tertiary after all.
why is it whenever someone brings up orks, they’re liable to fail in understanding the most basic of concepts? are orks really so complicated?
>>98443242Marines don't do sex so why should they be sexy?
>>98443263Marines do have sex all the time, it's just that they are obligated bottoms.
>>98443171What would it look like? Sounds cool
>>98443263yeah and why is that? In a huge universe like 40k, with trillions of people, nobody has sex.
>>98443216>that head on the leftdid this dude die to a grot?
>>98443277The artist doesn't know the fluff.
>>98443124>Narrative is being phased out.I bought the Dominatus cards for cheap on ebay and it's pretty cool. Agendas replace primary missions based on dispositions. Relics and bonuses earned across battles. A little barebones ("in the event of a tie, figure it out yourselves") but I'm looking forward to playing it.
>>98443124What does this even mean? Just bait?
>>98443257First honest thing you've said all thread
>DUDE I'M ANGRY>LET'S NAME HIM ANGRONBravo
>>98443277His entire shtick and super power is being a super jobber so yeah probably did
Officially there are no rules for running an escalation campaign in 11E, right? One has to supplement with 10E codexes and Crusade books, is that correct?
>>98443317you can make the rules up, it's the easiest and best way to run an escalation campaign
>>98443305More than the slightest even
>>98443313Uniornically sovl and kino.
>>98443257this is honestly really embarrassing. the attention you’re getting from acting retarded can’t be worth it. especially when you know everything they’re saying about you (tertiary, lorelet, retard, ect.) is true.you might recover you izzat if you post the warboss book or your models, but even then its still looking grim.
>>98443323She needs bigger breasts.
>>98443319This is not an answer to my question. You can homebrew and houserule literally anything but I still want to know if such rules for 11E exist.
What's the cooler collage idea:>night lord raptors ganging up on a blood angels terminator>an alpha legion infiltrator in raven guard armor about to take out a primaris eliminator
>>98443313Lion El'Jonson is still the worst Primarch name no matter how they try to justify it as Caliban language
>>98443345I like the raptors one.
>>98442886No mean they're dependent on its protection to survive from the many hostile forces of the galaxy. If they were on a bare planet they'd be a snack for the next Hive Fleet>>98442904The reason being in the Galactic Core works is because the Imperium is currently taking a lot of the heat off the Votann from the Dark Eldar, Chaos, Tyranids, Necrons, Orks etc.Without them the Votann would be very exposedIt's kind of like the Scandinavian states with tiny militaries and better living conditions than the US being protected by the USA, come to think of it
>>98443345probably the first if you can actually portray the raptors as viciously tearing the marine apart
>>98443358>The reason being in the Galactic Core works is because the ImperiumThey went in there before the imperium was a thing.You're just full of shit.
Does this ebay listing for an original Forge World Asterion Moloc and Ivanus Enkomi look legit? With shipping it would come out to something like $135.https://www.ebay.com/itm/168547271129?itmmeta=01KYDK707K8DB0KYGSJV9Q45NB&hash=item273e3341d9:g:TEMAAeSw4OVofsSc&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAAwDKQclQvzFwZQpmMrsO4LupZV8v%2FEzqi%2ByIAHAXZ7HT912HqBpdBSkh4uwH1ay9ji3wgQhr5Se8l%2FMbR5fqbDR1X4K%2FUBUjVnjsI0DwsEgPYK%2F%2BX3HxALb1hrh2QS3OpkBbOYQ3BZvrDMHTVxuzfbkNJddgRdrd6ACXuli%2FFFoRSCNfOv15xc8jeiwxUnmlWA4FvJ5WUt0QsMyIa1UKaMh9Ieh3jcWkF9dBmkc9KMrH3ewsWopsJu4HUStt55vPZnA%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR4CEnLPzZw
>>98443322Completely at all
>>98443360I'm probably not capable enough to do that, though it would be a good opportunity to put my greenstuff skills to the test.I was thinking of a pincer attack with this fucker spearing the BA in the back.
>>98443375That would be peak.
>>98443214I found it kind of weird that the datasmith got one as opposed to some other ad mech weapon, not that I'm complaining.
>>98443367why would you get an original instead of a recast? it's not like the quality of the original is particularly outstanding
>>98442931>The Votann don't actually govern the Kin, they just create cloneskeins and absorb their memories when they die. The Kin govern themselves.Not true. >This is because they are central to the Leagues' way of life and the Ancestor Cores' self-organising datastacks and quantum infocores, hold all the information a people might need to survive among the stars. These include weapon specifications, military theory, genealogical data, science, philosophy, and even Standard Template Constructs.>https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kronus_Hegemony>A relatively young League, it was founded less than a millennium ago when the Fane of Kôrynn's Kindred achieved self-awareness. This newly ascended Ancestor Core exhibited an aggressive drive for knowledge and demanding appetite for raw materials. Votann call the shots and are vital to Votann society
>>98443375them holding the terminator in the air would probably not look good anyway, that would have worked better with a normal marine, but you can definitely include some good limb cutting or raptor boots clawing at the terminator armour
>>98443388>not true >proceeds to post stuff that doesn't confirm his stanceman, you're dumb, stick to your marine armor autism
Does anyone have pictures of that diorama of a naked chained up Sister of Battle reading a book with candles on her back that was doing the rounds on insta a few weeks ago? I’m off social media and trying to find it but having no luck, I know at least one of you degenerates know what I mean and have it saved
>>98443371I don’t even get why you’re still replying. he just admitted he’s “pretending” to be retarded to waste time. either way, huge L for eldar haters and ork tertiaries.
>>98443390>raptor boots clawing at the terminator armourThat sounds like an awesome touch. I'm sold on it. And I reckon BA is the best loyalist chapter to have them fighting.>red is a good contrast to their blue>both of their primarchs were prescient but had massively different outlooksI'm gonna be fuck-ass mad if it turns out murderwing is out of stock at my LGS today. Pretty certain they've had a box of them for a while.
what is the most autistic 40k game? Edition, side games etc, they all count except disgusting vidya
>>98443412battlefleet gothic maybe? 2nd ed 40k maybe? necromunda maybe? hh 1e maybe??? honestly "autistic" is too vague a parameter
I realized I have like 10 Cities of Sigmar transfer sheets. Do you guys think the Tempest's Eye icon makes for a decent CSM warband symbol? I wanted to paint my dudes as Word Bearers but my paint scheme is so different from the stock one I may as well make them /mydudes/.
>>98443423Looks a bit Tzeentch-y
>>98443242peeling your skin off feels good, you should try it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bs7Z9uAirUMI saw it now you have to as well
>>98443445kingdom death ammo slave
>>98443349It's mildly amusing that Caliban's corruption by Chaos is supposed to be the toppest of top secrets and then the most famous person from there is named after Chaos Spawn.
>>98443349He's not awful, I just think he has trust issues obviously and that keeps him more distant with his brothers.
>>98443313>I'm the BLOOD angels guy>my name is sanguinius>I'm the death guy>my name is MORTarion
how tf do you paint details? I try to and end up just making a damn mess. It'd be bad enough if brushes behaved like pencils (i have terrible handwriting and imprecise hands) but the detail brush fucking splits up and does all sorts of whacky shit.
>>98443475Grab some decals and call it a day my fren.
>>98443475learn to control your brush OR buy new brushes
>>98443394Your headcanon post: >"holds survive without them just fine"Actual lore: >They have all the information vital for a spacefaring race to survive>They make the clones and ironkin>They determine whether a hold is aggressive (aka they are in control)
>>98443475That's the neat part, you don't! Look up techniques like drybrushing to give your models the impression of depth while actually taking zero effort.
>>98443502Agreed, Dry Brushing is so underrated
>>98443452>Be careful, brother, horrific monsters lurk in these parts>I'm scared, brother, what are these beasts?>Dayve Ma'Thews. They travel in bands.
>>98443478no I mean like eye lenses. and boltgun details. and trim. and undersuits. and pouches. I always botch it and end up getting paint where I don't want it to go, then somehow make it worse when trying to fix it later.
>>98443358>The reason being in the Galactic Core works is because the Imperium is currently taking a lot of the heat off the Votann from the Dark Eldar, Chaos, Tyranids, Necrons, Orks etc.The votann hang out in the galactic core specifically because it is a inhospitable shithole by galaxy standards. All the gravitic anomalies, supernovas, and other astronomic events and goings on in the core make it too harsh of an environment for other factions to want bother going there. Orks obviously still manage because you know, they are orks.The Squats/Votann manage it by having more advanced tech and by being naturally hardy. It's the reason why some squats have rock like skin, it's an adaptation from the cores making the Kin being able to survive better.The votann also like to hang out in the core because of all the gravitic anomalies and other things, that make the core inhospitable to most life, are why it is so mineral rich and makes the area a very rich ground for all sorts of raw materials, ore and minerals squats like mine.
>>98443518If your brush splits into two you need a new one
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/wqyc09cx/sunday-preview-chaos-reigns-in-the-world-of-legend/Dang, still no codexes in sight, let alone kits
>>98443500>Your headcanon post:It's not headcanon, there are leagues that survive without them just fine, that's a fact, you can piss and moan all you want, but your stance is just trash.
>>98443518Sounds like you might be a new painter, most of that just comes with repetition and the gradual buildup of your muscle memory. Ive painted quite a few models and uses the same brushes but obviously my more recent models appear much better.
>>98443534>all this shit for towwhy does smegmar even exist at this point?
>>98443534Geez James Workshop, why does Warriors of Chaos get two unique model lines?
>>98443534
>>98443583It's genuinely confusing.
>>98443583Because they're cool as fuck
>>98443583What do you mean, Warriors of Chaos™ are only an army in The Old World™, you're not confusing them with Age of Sigmar™'s Slaves to Darkness™ are you? That's a completely different line of miniatures
>>98441576Hey guys, collage anon here. I'm working on th collage right now, digging through the archive. If anyone has any late last minute stuff I'll squeeze you in.
>>98443534Why are chaos warriors just discount space marines now
>>98443534As much as I really want to see some Orks, those Chaos dudes fucking slap. If they can pull off an Empire or Dwarf refresh with that level of quality, I might be tempted to try it out.
>>98443412Epic Space Marine, all supplements, final destination.
>>98443615Nah they'll be full of women. With Warriors you just can't tell because of all that armor
>>98443534I love the lil nigga on his shoulder munching on cheese :D>>98443578bitch, they just got a massive refresh for ogres. they’re all getting attention its just they don’t want a WFB situation where one system gets completely neglected and rots.
>>98442094Yes they can. Eldar weapons have backup manual controls, otherwise they would not be able to use them against nids
>>98443583>chaos and fantasy gets all the cool dragonsIt's not fair. Still an amazing model though.
Got my murderwing box. Time to build them killing a blood angel. Tomorrow.
>>98443596>Slaves to Darkness™Ah.... Older WHFB editions.
>>98443583THAT’S CAUSE THEY’RE THE GOATTHE GOAT
Do you think we will have the same amount of granularity that Space marines have but for xenos? Like some space marine chapters even have their own codexes with rules. I don't think any Necron Dynasty has a ruleset. I don't think any Tau faction does either. I don't think Tyranids do etc. So right now most Xeno factions are one ruleset. Why is it that space marines have differing rulesets?
>>98443635Dragons have no place in 40k.
>>98443583Chaos is the favorite of the people who work at the studio.
>>98443666I agree, Tyranids should be removed from the setting.
>>98443663They're the special child.Reminder that if you got rid of all variant armies and gave those releases to everyone else, you'd have five extra models per army.
>no preview of the custodes telemon boxWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>98443635the heldrake looks kinda cool...
>>98443663I can see if there was a great reawakening of orkfags at GW like they had back in rogue trader they could easily have the supplement system work for them>codex orks >codex supplement: blood axes >codex supplement: evil sunz >codex supplement: freebooterz>codex supplement: deathskulls (this one would have to be if they really decided to focus on looted equipment)tau would have similar supplements for their auxiliaries, but how would a tyranid and necron supplement work?
>>98443534>>98443583Maybe it's the paintjobs but these seem so fucking cluttered, especially for a rank and flank sloppa game where they're gonna be crammed base to base on movement trays all game long
>>98443725Bro the chaos lord on a giant two headed dragon is the hero unit not the rank and flank shitter
>>98443713GW should have just made each edition have this stupid shit following the 8th 'marine' edition. Just do 11th for orks, 12th for eldars, 13th for necrons again etc. Shit out a few supplements and wallah
>>98443729And even then it's an unreadable mess in all those images
>>98443678Blood Angels posted this.
>>98443733Get your eyes checked retard
>>98443711As much as I lambast the thing it's decent but god damn all that trim just looks painful to paint. And on top I do like dragons that have 4 legs 2 wings designs more. I did see a video of a guy kitbashing his version of a heldrake which was a daemon engine but it had the 4 legs + 2 wings arragement.
>>98443742get your bank account checked, shill
>>98443742Anon are you serious? It's pure noise in that imageA better paintjob would make it more readable but it is way too busy, the lord on top is a barely defined pile of furs
>>98443388>This is because they are central to the Leagues' way of life and the Ancestor Cores' self-organising datastacks and quantum infocores, hold all the information a people might need to survive among the stars. These include weapon specifications, military theory, genealogical data, science, philosophy, and even Standard Template Constructs.I can tell you haven't read the Votann codex because you're posting random shit that has nothing to do with the actual government of the Leagues. Hearthworlds and Holds are governed by the Hearth Councils, made up of the most elite guild leaders and Kahls. Most Hearthworlds and Holds do not have a Votann. It is true that sometimes the Councils will go to the Votann or a Fane and ask for advice for difficult problems, but the Votann Cores themselves do not have any interest in ruling the Kin, only in creating and assisting them.>A relatively young League, it was founded less than a millennium ago when the Fane of Kôrynn's Kindred achieved self-awareness. This newly ascended Ancestor Core exhibited an aggressive drive for knowledge and demanding appetite for raw materials. This also has nothing to do with the leadership of the Kronus Hegemony. Developing their own Votann gave them a huge boost to their productivity and influence, it didn't start ruling over them. You're retarded and a nogames scraping wikis for literally anything to cling to on your sinking ship of stupidity.
>>98443747>>98443754You need glasses.
>>98443609Also expect the collage later tonight probably. It takes a while going through a weeks worth of threads. I wonder if we should switch to a dropbox for submissisons or something similar so you can turn it in with a link in the OP.
>>98443277Not as retarded as it sounds, grots operate all sorts of heavy artillery capable of absolutely obliterating Lucius if it connects.
>>98443778You're proving his point
Who here had a nice glass of wolf piss today? Hot and frothy straight from the mother wolves of Fenris! I bet you no model fucking creeps don't drink the incredible elixir that is wolfpiss, as I, the decalmutant.
>>98443820Why are you trying to pretend to be him?
>want to run wulfen>hate current wulfen modelsI just want turbo gigachads with great weapons and bulging muscles to cut down my foes. In my army the wulfen are mutated gigachads that resort back to the tribal warrior traditions of Fenris.Where do I look for alternative models? Necromunda Goliath gangers? Warriors of chaos from fantasy/sigmar?
>>98443833Leave the mutant alone to drink his piss man. He's not hurting anyone.
>>984438383d prints
>>98443845Got any leads? When I look up WULFEN I find a lot of shit that doubles down on the furry werewolf aspect
>>98443857Is this enough wolf?
>>98443857Your best bet might be de-chaosifying Khorne marine proxies. That or look for typical Barbarian models and cut them at the waist to put them on top of Marine armored lower halves.
>>98443838> In my army the wulfen are mutated gigachads that resort back to the tribal warrior traditions of Fenris.AYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAuse picrel and replace their heads
This was my first color test for my Dixie GuardI wanted the uniforms to be that reddish-tan "butternut" color, and used what I had on-hand to see how it turned out. 1 part Army Painter Dryad Brown, 1 part Pro Acryl khaki, 1 part thinner. I know my coverage and thickness aren't perfect (nor is my cutting off of mould marks and avoiding fat-fingering with plastic cement).It's a bit too red for what I was originally after (the lighting I took this picture in bleeds out a lot of that color unfortunately), but overall I'm content with this color for the uniform itself before shading with something like AP Skeleton Bone. In future I think I'll try Baneblade Brown 50/50 with Screaming Skull or something along those lines. The slightly mismatched colors should help sell the Confederate theme a bit more as well.I think I'll start with AP Uniform Grey for the armor bits.Airbrushing makes base colors a LOT easier, everyone should have an airbrush, even if it's one of those cheap usb-charging ones to start with to learn what works.
>>98443838Convert? New Berzerkers come with plenty of bare arms and I'm sure you can find plenty of muscle dudes from AoS range, like the Blood Warriors. Maybe use the new Blood Claws as the base models, swap the arms and heads, and apply pelts and other bits liberally.
>>98443793>going through weeks a weeks worth of threadsI honestly wouldn’t go through that much effort. just make it clear if their post doesn’t explicitly say “here is my [month] collage submission” or isn’t in reply to your anchor posts it won’t be added.
>>98443799bro died to a weapon called “the bubblechukka”. I will say the concept of a grot sleeping in a grot den in the ork encampment, then transforming into a giant champion of slaanesh and bursting out to catch all the orks by surprise is really funny.
Mark my word within the next decade, Eldar will have 3 codexes
>buy killa kans >cant equip all 3 with rokkitsDamn I got scammed
>>98443897AK's reddish grey is probably what you want for the uniform colour, airbrush shill.
>>98443609Collage question, are we still doing the game of counting dead marines and dead orks at the end of it?
>>984439600 codexes and a warhammer++ suscription
>>98443973>AK reddish greyThanks for the suggestion, that looks to be just about what I'm after>airbrush shillI've had a very good experience using one and figured that other people in the same general usage situation I am in might also benefit from one.
>>98443960On one hand they already have two codexes so that's not much of a push, on the other hand GW is probably going to be busy pushing at least one more space marine variant army as a codex.
Is it true the dark eldar can be powered on semen alone?
>>98443995>everyone should have an airbrushGet bent.
>>98443884>uruk-hai helmet with bunny ears3d prootfags are the laziest sacks of shit.
>>98444028Nta but if you have bought more than one box of minis and don’t have an airbrush, you fucked up
>>98444024It's not a power a Craftworlder could teach you.
>>98444024You're thinking of space marines. Don't know how you mixed those two up.
>>98442929>$29.99 for 1 kg of elegoo abs-likekind of a ripoffI use sunlu abs-like and it's like $13 a liter
Anons what are your hopes for future books in the scouring series?I hope we get some conclusing to Sevatar's story and maybe some more stuff with Curze.
>>98444024I mean, do you think the term "succubi" for that one Deldar unit was a mere coincidence?
>>98443953If Lucius was smart he'd go out of his way to get blasted by artillery so he can get teleported behind enemy lines and wreak havoc there.
>>98444109Mannus ghost appears and leads the legion of the damend as a ghost spirit sir
>>98443897warlord games has confederate soldiers in their black powder game, so you can find some tutorials through them.https://youtu.be/4lHU-Y6qCpM?is=uWx1W-TiZCmoWXqDhttps://youtu.be/T3NkwT2w-YA?is=yYbdpBFdeeLmfIIj
>>98444114More plausible if those legion of the damned Kill team models turn out to be true.
>>98444114Awful.
Still no ork codex release we're going to be waiting forever for marine attention huh
>>98444024
I keep forgetting that a Heavy Intercessor squad is 5 models, not 3. I keep thinking it's 3. That means it's 15 t6 wounds for 100 points. 3+ armor, oc2, and another special rule that reduces damage. And all of their guns are heavy bolters, just with 1 less shot. GW is insane.I play eldar, SoB, and guard, so every time I swap over to making a list for my marines and I look at gravis armor, I wonder if I'm crazy. Why am I paying 100 points for 10 t3 wounds with worse guns when I can pay 100 points for 15 t6 wounds with better guns and additional defensive special rules. Faith dice do not make up the difference lol, especially when you remember that the marines also have their own oath army rule. Like it's just insane. I feel like the crazy person in the room because everyone else just accepts gravis armor and doesn't seem to think it's weird.
I wonder how varied the eldar species is. Like height variation, are there eldar who are considered abnormally tall? Like how humans are on average are around 170cm but can be upwards of over 2meters. What would they consider "abnormally tall"?What about abnormally short eldar? Are there dwarf eldar?
Any ideas for cool weapons to give my traitor guard? I kinda want to copy this baneblade to start
>>98444233GW heavily overvalues miracle dice and acts like Sisters aren't a t3w1 infantry unit army with their strongest anti-armor weapon on the field being s10 against nearly every vehicle they'd fight being t12 so you have to get lucky rolls to even get hits in the first place.A lot of people just look at everything on paper and don't consider how it actually plays, especially GW.11th launched with SoB's Bringers of Flame at 3 DP, and Firestorm Assault Force for Marines at 2. Both do the exact same things, but Firestorm does each thing better (12" range vs. 6" on BoF for the +1 strength on attacks, etc). Yes the DP value for BoF was reduced like a week ago, but it still launched at 3.You also have to consider SMfags who think it's fine to have bullshit like that with whatever justification, such as (but not limited to)>you have janky bullshit tooThis is the one most cling to, they don't understand how other armies play so they never argue this well and it ends up being you both talking past each other because one party doesn't understand a perspective beyond his own.>we pay for the whole game so GW SHOULD cater to us>but -your army- was good in -previous edition-, let me have my time in the sun>you can have 4 meltas in a 110 point squadThey don't realize how cooked the books are in their favor a lot of the time.
Does anyone know of a recaster that sells the classic chaos space marines?
>>98444043NTA, but Why?
>>98444372tutorialbros will jump on the soonest opportunity to use airbrush in the process making it useless for people without one, and the ones seeking out tutorials are likely total newbsyes it is convinient and speeds up a lot butthere are costs associated with it
>>98444043Never used an airbrush before and I manage just fine. Painted over 3 40k armies and some AOS/fantasy ones and odd minis here and there with just brushes.
>>98444319Rest easy that marine players are so bad at the game that their army win rate never crests over 50% despite all the advantages they have available.
>>98444382You can get a serviceable airbrush and compressor for less than half the price of a combat patrol>inb4 y-you need spaceno you don't, you just need a cardboard box to catch overspray
>>98444392rent free AND nogameswhat a combo
>>98444372It allows you to do things you simply couldn't do effectively with a brush, and it drastically improves and speeds up a lot of techniques. Even if you were just using it for priming, it'd be worth it. Not to mention cans of primer and varnish are actually much more expensive in the long run than just getting an airbrush...
>>98444409storage spaceuse space, ideally one that would not bother others in the house depending on the compressorideally separate paints which incentivize its own sectionalso initial buy-in increases which makes it disincentivizing for starters (pleasing fence sittersis a mixed bag of experiences anyway i suppose)
>>98444428>storage spacean airbrush is 5 inches long and half an inch widea compressor is smaller than most paint racks>use spacea fucking cardboard box you can fold away>ideally separate paintsretarded, not even worth commenting on>initial buy-incheaper than a combat patrol for something that will last you your entire hobbying careersorry you fell for the retard psyop but hopefully you can recover
>>98444114this would not only be gay, but it might cause Alan Bligh to roll so hard in his grave that he might end up rising out of it so he can throttle the writer responsible.
>>98444043I'm so sorry you were tricked into spending way too much on an airbrush as a beginner and need to justify it by saying retarded shit like this now.
>>98444413Space Marines definitely pay rent judging by how much you guys always brag about it
>>98444454ntab I'm so sorry you're a dumb contrarian motherfucker that makes things harder for himself because of shitposts on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>98444454>way too muchif you think 40 dollars is too much for a superior tool then you shouldn't be playing 40k you dumb motherfucker
>>98444428>spaceI used a random box something else came in as a backstop. I taped up the corners to prevent bleed out through the little gaps. In total I used maybe 3 cubic feet for all of my paints, brushes, airbrush and accoutrements when I started out.>initial buy-inMy first "hobby" airbrush cost 45 USD and used a handheld compressor that charged from a usb cable. That's 2 dollars less than the price of Vulkan He'stan (from GW). Combined with airbrush primer and the cleaning supplies I bought alongside that airbrush, it was 62 USD. That is only 2 dollars more than the price of a single box of Tactical Marines (again, from GW). Hobby starter stuff like this is largely immune to funny money price shenanigans, as demand is rather low. You can probably find the exact products I bought years ago with a difference of less than 5 dollars in total between my price and now.If you cannot afford 1 box of infantry's worth as a starting point for a massive leg up in painting (at least in convenience), you have bigger issues to worry about than money for Warhammer and should probably work on those instead.
>>98444454Post models.
Has anyone used these movement trays before? Look like a decent alternative to magnets.
>>98444496granted, I’m a little biased because I don’t own an airbrush nor do I plan to any time soon, but wouldn’t it be the reverse? the other anon is claiming an airbrush is absolutely essential to paint hence it being a massive blunder to not own one as soon as you get your first minis, so therefore it would make way more sense to see the person who airbrushes every model to see why its essential vs seeing the models painted with just a brush which is the case for 90% of mini painters.
>>98444350https://darkminiatures.com/g-w/wr-40-000/chaos-space-marines/draznichts-ravagers-chosen.htmlThey have some
>>98444535People who vehemently oppose airbrushes for some reason are overwhelmingly likely to be nomodels or people who don’t even give a shit about painting and only want to gamePicrel is a test model I painted this morning. Took me 5 minutes with an airbrush. I don’t even want to think about how long it would have taken me with a brush.
>>98444598I think airbrushes are fantastic tools for certain applications. I do think some, particularly painting tutorial 'tubers overuse them and give people a bad sense of what an airbrush can be used for.
>>98444112He's done shit like that. He's let himself get killed so he can respawn inside an enemy fortress or ship.
wen new collage theme?
>>98444669Now. It's defeated foes/trophies.
>>98444669It's already voted, defeated foes/trophies.
>>98444669it's literally in the op you doofus
>>98444678>>98444683>>98444677Oop didn't see, thanks
>>98442248Then what are you doing in this hobby?
Murderwing is such a neat little box that I almost want to change my collage plan and actually field these guys, but on the other hand I don't really want a second army.
>>98442248If you like the models, the lore, the game, and other aspects of the hobby, but don't have the patience or the skill for painting, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with commissioning an artist to paint your models for you. There are thousands of them and they literally make a living doing it. They want your business. There's a whole economy out there of artists who love painting and want to paint your stuff. There's a stigma against claiming you painted them if you didn't but otherwise it's part of the scene and it's a mutually beneficial business.I painted most of my stuff but I wanted a couple nice centerpiece models and there's a guy at my lgs who paints really well and has a little painting side business and he was happy to have the business.Painting your own stuff makes it fully "yours" so it's good at at least try, or do most of it. But I highly recommend just getting some help if you really don't like it or can't, or you have a nice centerpiece you want to do justice.
Was last month's collage pic posted?
>screamsAHHHH TOO GRIMDARK AHH SOMEONE QUICKLY POST SOME PRIMARIS CAPESHIT BEFORE I SHIT MYSELF!!!
trying too hard
>>98444888I say this and look like this.
>>98444598sponge is probably quicker
>>98444888primarchs are based, the emperor is cringe
>>98444940get help already
>>98444940Call your dad. It's not too late
I'm really trying to like the new orks
>>98444977What are you struggling with?
>>98443962DID THEY COME WITH LE BAGGY JEANS AND LE SNEAKERS? LE ECKS DEE XD XD
>>98444982they don't have the mutated classic look. They don't FEEL like GW
>>98444986You are the worst spammer we've had in years>>98444989You MIGHT be retarded but you're DEFINITELY a tourist
>>98444994That's a big call given that decalfag exists
>>98445002decalfag isn't a spammer he's just a subhuman ban evading retard
I LIKE GSC XD XDD
>>98444989What do you mean by "mutated classic look"?For me, I can understand misgivings over the shift in proportions... I'm fine with it on Boyz, and as it scales up to Nobs and Warbosses I think it gets worse. At the same time, I'm so damn happy that Orks faces aren't all clones anymore, don't have the awfully sculpted noses that are too pig-like, that in general they've got personality in their faces again. So when you talk about a "classic look" I feel like we are a lot closer to that now than we were 10 years ago, and certainly far closer than those god awful boyz from 2021.
>defeated foes guess i'll unzip this guy for the collage
>>98445050What the fuck is that flashing
>>98442518Narn?
>>98445050What model am I looking at here, and why is there so much flash?
>>98445050me too
Primaris are based, first born are now cringe
>984452156/10 bait
>>98445050I've got to pick out a good terminator for a "getting stabbed in the back" pose. Might try using some scraped-down wolf guard terminator bits for the arms and weapons.
Are all killa kans like a grechin dreadnought? There any ork vees that are more like a mech the pilot can hop in and out of?
>>98445266yes, all killa kans are gretchin dreads. Ork vees more like mechs with traditional pilots include:gorkanauts/morkanauts (these have a few guys on the outside but a single pilot)ork mega/meka dreads (just a single pilot)stompas, gargants (these have entire crews, though)
>>98444200Oh shit, here come the red corsairs.
How powerful are nuclear weapons in 40k?I've seen a bunch of conflicting secondary sources claiming everything from they're powerful enough to destroy a whole hive to they're standard armament on naval torpedoes
I hate orks :(
>>98445203>What model am I looking at herethis nigga>and why is there so much flash?recast
>>98445280ai post
>>98445050>>98445308sick, what chapter is he gonna be?
>>98445305what faction do you play, I want to have it on my warboss’ base for the defeated foe collage.
>>98445304How much of that is destroying on its own vs collapsing structure like taking out an important pillar?
Is there a Chaos Space Marine faction that is similar to Deathwatch? Where it is a bunch of different kinds of Chaos Space Marines coming together to dunk on people? Or do Chaos Space Marines hate each other just as much as they hate the Imperium and would probably never do that?
>>98445418Player parties in black crusade
>>98445346Orks :(
>>98445418Boys' Love has a bunch of guys from different legions in it if memory serves, but at the same time I'm pretty sure warbands spend a good chunk of time fighting each other.
>>98445418black legion isn’t just made up of former sons of horus, it also includes other warbands they’ve conquered and integrated into themselves. there are also lapdog warbands like the children of torment who claim to be independent, but still follow abbadon’s marching orders which may include partnering up to other lapdog warbands or the black legion.
>>98445418It would be nice to see how some Chaos Space Marine legions would fight together. Iron Warrior heavy gunner, World Eater Melee guy etc.
>>98445418Yes! The exact Chaos counterpart is the Black Legion (or a Chaos Warband / Black Crusade).Chaos Space Marines do hate each other, but they set it aside when there's a good beatdown on the table.The Black Legion: Led by Abaddon, they accept Space Marines from any background—Word Bearers, Night Lords, even recent Renegades. They paint their armor black/gold and combine their unique tactics (Berzerkers, Rubrics, Plague Marines) into custom strike forces.Black Crusades & Mercs: Warbands routinely hire or pact with rival factions. Need siege power? An Iron Warrior Lord will gladly hire World Eaters or Red Corsairs for muscle.The Catch: Unlike the Deathwatch's sacred brotherhood, Chaos "teamwork" is held together purely by fear, greed, and a strong warlord keeping them from slitting each other's throats. As soon as the battle ends, the backstabbing resumes.
Okay but who's the Chaos Grey Knights equivalent?
>>98445494fuck off chatGPT
>>98445502Word Bearers.
>>98445502The Thousand Sons are the dark mirror to the Grey Knights.Where Grey Knights are an all-psyker force dedicated to destroying daemons, the Thousand Sons are an all-psyker (or sorcerer-led) force dedicated to unleashing warp magic.All-Psyker Warfare: Every squad is led by a powerful Sorcerer wielding force staves and warp fire instead of Nemesis weapons.The Twist: Thanks to the Rubric of Ahriman, their rank-and-file troops aren't living Marines—they're dust-filled suits of armor controlled mind-to-mind by the sorcerers.Honorable Mention: Word Bearers. If Grey Knights exist to purge daemons, Word Bearers exist to worship them and bind them into flesh (Possessed).
>>98445507Oh right. That does make sense.
Damn, those Exodites terrain pieces look pretty good. Would be cool to print a few up for a battlefield.
>>98445309I thought you were being schizo. I kneel to your superior deduction skills anon-sama
>>98445222Based trips
>>98445544What?
>>98445544i kneel to your trip dubs
>food poisoning from last night >have to play a dangerous game of chicken in between highlights.Lord help me.
>>98445624The real poopdickschizo.
>>98445566>tried rewording my post 20 different times and the system still thinks its spamkill me. anyway, read the reply chain. the anon was able to sniff out AI use in >>98445280 which seemed schizo on the surface, but he was vindicated when posts that were clearly AI started cropping up like for >>98445494
>>98445624no fucking way, I don’t think I have food poisoning because I immediately feel better, but I just puked my guts out ten minutes ago after feeling lethargic the entire day, and then feeling like I was going to puke for the past few hours.
>>98445666Yeah I'ma be real with you the two obvious second AI posts are me. I thought it'd be funny. They're not connected to the first one.
Remember when power fists struck slower, or made you have -1 to hit? Why don't they have that anymore? Now they're just a big powerful punchy melee weapon you can take on squads.
>>98445730...that is a -1 to hit compared to the other sergeant weapon option you dingus. Sergeant hits on 2+ natively
>>98445730The idea still exists with thunderhammers. The tradeoff being that they get Devastating, but generally speaking I prefer accuracy over slightly higher damage ceiling.
>>98445635Sensible chuckle.
What shall we discuss next thread?
>>98445830I'd like to talk about collage projects.
>>98445830Thudd Guns
>>98445847The template was ultimate clunk but the rules were pretty fun.
>>98445754It's not a sergeant option, the regular crusaders get it. And their chainswords also hit on 3s.
>>98445923You know I'm looking at these crusaders. Are they just better berzerkers? Same surge movement ability, same melee, except they also get a lethal hits power sword and sustained hits on all their chainswords. And the berzerkers are 20 points more expensive? Only benefit the berzerkers seem to have is that 4 of them don't have a 4+ but honestly I'll take 4 slightly squishier guys for sustained hits on my chainswords.
>>98445916Templates definitely add clunk in terms of requiring you to space your models out but that's just a part of the game.A big quality of life change I started enforcing when my mates and I started playing HH and using templates again was requiring you to roll the scatter next to the targeted unit, so much time saved because there was no arguing about an angle from a dice half a table across.
Hey I just watched Amongold buying a nurgle army on his youtube video. I scanned all the comments on the video and not a single comment said the truth. All that shit is going to rot in his mom's house in the boxes. Ain't a chance in hell Asmongold paints that army or even hires anyone to paint it. He's too lazy. Also Rich is a cuck who lives off of his pornstar girlfriend's onlyfans income. That's basically how I picture all of you. Insufferable cucks.
98446021Kill yourself eceleb drama faggot. I hope your mom gets cancer and you have to watch her die. Fuck off.
He's autistic and doesn't have a real job, and he's also rich from youtube videos. So he has the time and the autism to paint them himself, or he simply has the money to get someone to paint them for him. That all being said, I am not at all interested in discussing what youtube retards do. If we're at the point where that's the discussion here, then we should just pack it up and put the thread on hiatus until some new models are previewed or something. Talk about something real.
>>98445008At least he has models, how about you?
>>98446070Permanent, you DOUBLE NIGGER
>>98446074Quality response, do you have any other riveting contributions to the thread?
>>98446070Notice that they never respond with models?
>>98446102 Because everybody here knows not to give you a new modelposter to seethe over endlessly like you do with O&Tchad lmao
>>98446047kys cuck boy
>>98446063They gonna sit on the shelf, it don't matter if you buy the army. Nobody got time to buy the army and paint it.
>>98446112I post my shit but no one really cares, then again my models are fairly generic paint schemes and not quite different like o&t anon
>>98446134>not quite different like o&t anonSo they look like dog water?
>>98446151His worst painted models look better than the thousands of dollars of commissioned decalsloppa you own
>>98446154Ive never commissioned a single model you projecting basement dweller.
>>98446158Damn so you're just that bad at painting on your own?
>Ogors sold out everywhereI worry when Dark Eldar get their refresh.
>>98446164That's why he's taking so long on the Hellblasters, he's going the extra mile to ensure perfection.
>>98446172You already had your refresh with Malys, now wait another 3 years for your next single model like a good boy.
>>98446173Oh damn, maybe he'll put down a single edge highlight this time!
>>98446173Why does is this "Hellblasters" nonsense take on such a mind of its own, I would rarely use them so I am not rushing or obligated to get them done and I already have 16K plus pts painted. Stop mention "Hellblasters" is spam and is annoying as hell here.
>>98446175This but unironically. Non marine armies deserve LESS!
>>98446186You promised you'd have them finished 11 months agoWhy do you only lie and deflect?
>>98446186While they might not be important to you, you made a promise and repeatedly posted about how you'd paint them. It's an easy thing to mock because you repeatedly insisted that you'd get them done soon and that you were working on them.
>>98446200Do they not still count as a work in progress? Some of the greatest painters in the world spent years on some of their most frivolous projects.
Havocs done. Here are some which had some iffy freehand art attempted.
>>98446210They look solid, good work.
>>98446198>>98446209Remember when you insisted it was because of the emotional damage you suffered from being banned from the fridge you fucking faggot failure lmfao
>>98446186If it is actually you and not someone on a LARP, saying you're working on a 10 man squad of marines for almost a year and showing little progress towards it is quite embarrassing. In that time I've personally painted something close to 100 different minis of various sizes, and that's with me working a full-time job and only having maybe an hour or two on a weekday to properly paint.Stop hiding behind excuses and work on your hellblasters.
>>98444783Here you go, anon
>>98446198>brother watches asmonso your whole family are braindead retards, no surprise they haven't caught on to you stealing from them to fund your furfaggot army lmao
>>98446218>>98446219They will get finished in due time but pretending like them being finished will go on to satiate your bizzaro world desires for diminishment of your superiors reputation is amusing. STFU and keep your personal feelings to yourself.
>the plague marine hands you a glass of thisAs a death guard cultist, will you drink the concoction?
>>98446225Ive spoken to him many times about Asmons clear and obvious pseudo-intellectualism and he has agreed, its just nice to see an obvious asset have to admit in the mainstream what most of us here in the shadows believe.
>>98446239So you're both equally retarded, got it!
>>98446239brother..
>>98446245I don't think you fully grasped what I said but then again..85%+ of the population is retarded so you may fall into that category.
>>98446229O&Tchad's painted over 12 times the Amount of Models you promised would be painted 11 Months ago in just 8 MonthsGuess he's better than you
>>98446249Shut the fuck up you nogames/nomodels pig.
>>98446248>mouthbreathing cattle calling others retardslmao!
>>98446252No response huh? Guess that confirms it
>>98446253I just alluded to the fact that I do not watch or respect Asmon and it was clear you didn't understand that..plz go continue finger painting your models and let the adults talk.
>>98446259You're more braindead than I thought holy shit lmao
>>98446264Can we see your models anon, here's some of mine. : )
>>98446272Post your finished hellblasters with timestamp and you can :)
>fire prisms perma sold outman gw needs to refresh this shit already
>>98446234Wow Anon, you're so original, I definitely didn't see this on the twitter 10 minutes before you posted it.
>>98446276Like I thought, keep your fat trap shut and let the real Warhammer 40K players direct the narrative.
It's been three years and I'm still painting my termagants from the 10th edition launch box...
>>98446272
>>98446289You haven't played a game ever in your life, you haven't finished 10 hellblasters in nearly a yearYou are a tourist who is unwelcome and you will shit your diaper when the mods hit you with your 135th ban tonight
>>98446291Respect anon, true painters take their time with projects.
>>98446291At least yours have a touch of paint, mine are still grey. I just don't fuck with nids I think.
>>98446151Some it is ok, the rest not so much
>>98446283Goddammit I wasn't expecting you to have the same fucking twitter feed as me.
>>98446294Kek, ive played at least 50 games and I only started in 10th..let that sink in nomodels puss.
>>98446291Wait yours are assembled? All I've achieved is paint the von ryans and half finish the prime that's still sitting in sub assembly
>>98446308Brother, half the user base of that shithole site has the same algorithm regardless of location.
>>98446222>us ork bros next to each otherBased
>>98446172ogors are ugly as fuckwell sculpted, but I'd never play em
>>98446229>your superiorsYou haven't fully painted a model in over a year. You haven't played a game with anyone other than your brother in years (If you actually are playing games with him and not staging photos of games)You have admitted to being banned from your local gaming storeYou have been ostracized from pretty much every corner of the internet, where even the hive of scum and villainy like 4chan doesn't want you aroundYou have lied through your teeth on several occasions and failed to provide evidence to back up your own statements on several occasions.You've gone on constant tirades about things completely unrelated to 40k in these threads despite saying you'll stop on multiple occasions.You are the only person to have been barred from community events such as the collage and have cause other community things such as the fridge to cease to be.Your presence in this thread has cratered the already low reputation Space Wolves had on this site to the point where it will never recoverYou have been banned over a hundred times to the point that even the moderators and jannies are sick of your shit.Other than having spent more money on piles of plastic than most people in these threads, how in any way are you "superior"?
>>98446310Another faked game with the same ultras you bought off marketplaceKeep ban evading and posting though, it makes it much easier for the mods to smack you :)
september should be a hellblaster (or plasma/anti tank) theme to celebrate the 1 year anniversary
>>98446332I would purposely finish my blasties just to piss on your face you low IQ reject.
What ever happened to the fridge anyways?
>get a squad of metal raveners>thought they were like pic related>tfw they are ones that came after it>a little smaller than the current kill team models but same base sizeNo one will really care will they? I just have to swap out all of the guns, when did the unit lose their devourers / spinefists etc?
>>98446336You said you'd do this when we did the hellblaster collage last year and you failed to do it then LMAO
>>98446322How does someone manage to get banned from a lgs? Unsportsman-like behaviour?
>>98446348Because no one participated you obese whale
>>98446350SMELLY
>>98446348I was about to cheer him on and say that we'd like him to finish his models even if it's out of spite. Knowing he isn't even spiteful enough to do so is disappointing.
>>98446353If that's the case they should kick out all of the mtg bros at mine, fuck they smell real bad
>>98446352That's your newest cope? People posted theirs all throughout the month
Did collage anon post the collage from July yet?
qrd on the fridge?>t. newchad
>>98446342I can't imagine anyone who isn't a total faggot will care. Base size is the most important thing, if the silhouette is a little different then that shouldn't be a big deal.
>>98446362It was just a fun dumb thing for people to post their proudest paintjob on like a kid getting a picture they drew on the fridgeFridgefag eventually told the decalfag he'd never get on after decalfag spammed down several threads seething at every other modelposter ITTIt's spiraled into a several year meltdown from the decalfag as a resultHe will reply to this or to you and say what I've told you is a lie but people have documented his spamfests
>>98446362Some dude off'd himself because he couldn't handle online humor..end of subject.
>>98446364You're such a demented lunatic it's actually hilarious
>>98446369Saying that while making shit up like >>98446365is the hilarious thing
>>98446339See that's the thing. Even though I've been posting my models here for years now and participating in the Collage for a year straight I don't have a single person calling me out when I post. You know why? Because I don't make my presence known by the way I type, constantly reusing the same reaction images, flooding the thread with the same old images of my models over and over and over again, and so on. I wish I didn't know all this shit about you, but you've been such a nuisance in these threads for years now that anyone who's here for more than a day can point you out the moment you post. The month and a half you were away was the best this general had been in years, for the record.At the very least, thank you for not denying any of the statements I made about you and your behavior.
>>98446370>Medless anon Many such cases
>>98446363I've actually got only one of those 3rd edition raveners so ill use that for a prime if need be
>>98444772thing is commisions can rackup quite a lot of money here. also just be honest how does it look like? (and i know i have to do bases)
I wonder what inspired decal anon to come back
>>98446376Very flat, first army?
>>98446372You're mind inspires me anon...keep searching.
>>98446382yes
>>98446376What kind of gold is that? Is it a metallic or no? Doesn't seem very shiny but might just be the camera.
>>98446373But enough about youImagine spending thousands of your parents dollars on models just to give them a basecoat and wash and then coming to 4chan for years just to have people tell you you're an obnoxious faggot with zero positive interactions
Was this place ever normal?
>>98446387metalic, retributor armor and it's the camera
>>98446386Could try doing wash with sepia, then dry brushing with golden griffon or something similar. Thinking of easy easy golds.As for red start dark then go light.
>>98446390Don't think so
>>98446392Well, looks good anyways Anon, I'm not even into Custodes, but I luv me gold.
>>98446339But you couldn't do that even if you wanted to, because anon has been conducting themself properly aka not drawing attention to themselves, not avatar or blogposting... How do you continue to fail in understanding that it's the way that you post that is causing you so many problems, you can't treat this forum like reddit.
>>98446398well, i tired my best.
>>98446383>You're mind>You are mind
Base coat and wash is such an awful painting method I don’t know why GW shilled it for so long. I guess because it’s easy? But it’s not even much easier than just layering, which looks much better and is faster too.
>>98446404Well he did admit he's an unstable fucking retard.
>>98446409You're not selling a mini to a new customer if you tell them they need to do a 15 step painting process anon. Base coats and a wash is the most simple and effective way to get something table ready that also looks more refined that what you might get with a started paint set.
>>98446409Layering requires a better understanding of colour theory. But if you find base and shade awful then you aren't correctly thinning your shades.
>>98446401>pic⟄⟟⟄d a i r y q u e e n
>>98446362A non-abridged history>One anon would post an image of a fridge (Eventually twp once the first ran out of space) and ask people to post their models for them to add to the fridge>Decalfag keeps asking to be put on the fridge>Fridgeanon says no because Decalfag does decalfag things>Decalfag has a meltdown and whines like he's doing right now>Fridgefag gives him a conditional chance to get put on the fridge if he behaves (multiple times at that)>Decalfag refuses to change and continues to do Decalfag things>Decalfag tries to weasel his way into the image by adding in pics of his models in manually in order to pass his fridge image as legit, people call him a fag for this of course>Eventually Fridgeanon says fuck it and slaps a "No Sloppers allowed" sticker on the side of the pic, Decalfag has yet another melty>Even the collage anon does the same thing and Decalfag refuses to change, he is banned for life (Permanent means permanent)>One day the person who maintains the fridge gets a Permaban related to Decalfag (I think it was because they reported their posts or something) and posts a big "farewell" message, leading to them and several other posters saying "Fuck it I'm out" too>Literally the only person happy is the mutant because if he can't have fun then no one canI may have gotten a thing or two wrong here, but that's basically it. I think this is the last version of the fridge before they left.
>>98446404It's called a typo you annoying shit skin
>>98446428Damn we used to have TWO cool thread projects and he ruined one?
>>98446428Fuck me I hate this general.
Uh ohMelty brewing...
>>98446445Fuck you man, you ruined a cool thread project. Now I'll never get my minis on the fridge.
>>98446445Uh oh, no firdgie spotted.
ANOTHER MELTY LE ECKS DEE XDXD :D XDD
>>98446445>can't deny because it's all fact>refuses to move on and just do better>instead whimpering and name calling like a petulant childAnyone else here JUST?
>>98446445>maligningPoint out what is incorrect in that statement, and how any of that could be considered "malign".
>>98446456Oh yeah he's losing grip on reality real fast
>>98446295>>98446298>>98446312I mean at least they look pretty sick. I wish I could take proper photos that do them justice but the lighting situation in my room is ass.
Going to bed, good luck psychos
>going to bed>3:06pm
>>98446485Anyone have any cool ‘nid color schemes? I havent seen any I like yet.
>>98446485How long before you show up throwing a fit when somebody mentions you're a loser tonight
>>98446487Red and black ALWAYS looks cool>b-butALWAYS>but what aboutALWAYS
>>98446486QUEEEENSLANDER
>>98446485No need to announce your departure, but you should also leave the thread for good>>98446486He's in Arkansas
>>98446498>kansas>arkansasWhat is that, like Alternate Reality Kansas?heh heh
>>98446484I like the stripes, I never see them painted on nids schemes often enough, good job anon.
>>98446486shut up fed, Australia isn’t real
>>98446486Fuck sake ratfag you have to insert yourself into everything don't you
>>98446486>>98446495Is Marooooons poster back?
>>98446506rentfree
>>98446509He never left, he posts at the start of every thread
>>98446506>see's Aussie time>thinks of ratfagOther Aussie exist you know.
>>98446485>Postures loudly and call others shit >When multiple people call you out on your behavior he pull the "I'm sleeping" card As expected of a Space Wolves player, their Bark is worst than their Bite.
>>98446504>oi did you see the fuckin state of origin fuck it was a ripper [this goes on for about 5 minutes, the person using fuck and fucking like normal people use commas]>i reply with nah i didn't and that i was painting a model>get a blank look, the same look i get when i tell someone i've been readingI can't tell if my state is just retarded or the whole country, because I feel alienated, because you get called a know it all show off for using words like alienatedBut I digress, all space marines are boring and that includes chaos marines, but death guard is kind of alright
>im going to bed guise >actually I'm going to continue to lurk like a loserHahahahahaahah.
>>98446510And there's the ratfag defender, do you post here all day every day?
CAM ON ORKSSCORE SAM FAKKING GOALS
>>98446516He's the only Australian in this general anon
>>98446509There's more of us than your realise
>>98446518Were you born in nsw, because it sounds like you just don't get Origin.
>>98446533Im sorry who won again?
>image limit reached NEW BREAD NOW
>>98446529>>98446531
>>98446533I genuinely was, then we moved to QueenslandShould be grateful we have games stores and Warhammer stores at least
vicfag herei never understood origin, it's cringe
>>98446536Ashley Klein's loan sharks, unironically.
>>98446540You are either ratfag or someone who isn't from Australia
>>98446531This is it. The final image of the thread. How does it feel?
>>98446531>last image of the thread was a shitpostClassic Bruce
>>98446546Afl has its own origin doesn't it?
>>98446542What part of QLD? There are some good clubs and stores on the coasts, you just need to deal with boomer ok that's all.
>>98446556Brisvegas The Sunshine Coast Warhammer store was pretty good, it has a big window near the paint station so everyone can see what a giant nerd you are
>>98446550Fuck Italy, glad they cant even qualify for the world cup anymore
Southausfag hereI follow /f1/I will curse melbfaggots for stealing on GP until the day I die
Damn am I really the only new south welshman.
Wait so its all queenslanders that post here after work? No wonder why the thread goes to shit so quickly
>>98446549False, I dunno what to tell you m8
>>98446567No ones laughing, you're a dumb wretch.
>>98446523Do you have any self-awareness you pathetic fucking faggot?
>>98446569Poat a model that isnt tau or csm and prove it
>>98446567Queenslanders don't have the mental capacity to operate a computer, if you do anything but drink and play/watch sportsball then you're a freak and will be put up against the wall in this fucking state
>>98446555No you fuck. GayFL isn't cool enough
>>98446571>>98446572>>98446576>>98446577It really is aus posting hours isn't it
>>98446567>after workIt's 3:20 moight I haven't clocked off yet. The mutant appears during work, something to laugh at through the day
Would Dark Angels use Xenos weapons?
>>98446585Why would they?
>>98446584>he doesn't do early morning to get the afternoon offAmateur hour, typical of orkfags
>>98446571What happened to going to be faggot?
>>98446584I'm usually too busy to look at these threads to see it. Surprised the cunt is still awake desu
>>98446588Idk cause they are kewl and can get shit that other chapters can’t. I was thinking of making a squad of hellblasters with Votann weapons to represent DAOT weaponry
UP THE BLUES!!
>>98446589Not a morning person, and I work an office job
>>98446605HOLY SPORTSBALL I don't get why you fat fucks say "my team", you didn't do shitWhy do you have a parasocial relationship with a sportsball team
>>98446611You'll never get it anon. Le bread and circuses XDXD amirite?
>>98446614If I ate some bread while at Cirque Du Soleil do you think Juvenal would absolutely SEETHE
>>98446611Never got picked for a team in school aye?
>>98446611They hated him for he spoke the truth
NEW>>98446620>>98446620>>98446620NEW
new>>98446624>>98446624>>98446624
>>98446623>>98446626Oh boy
>>98446604On one hand, I could kind of see some inner circle secrecy bs happening where they are sitting on and utilising a stash of DaoT shit. OTOH they are still SM with all of the apprehension and outright hatred for xenos, so could go either way. There's no official lore of DA being more likely to use xenos tech though, and plasma is their shtick so feels somewhat wrong to take it away from them.
>>98446623>>98446626Ruh roh, fight it out, then kiss sloppy style
>>98446648as i posted 2nd one, i concede
So what's the thread
