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City Fight Edition

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>Current Collage Theme
Defeated foes/trophies

>/40kg/'s dudes
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>Previous Thread:
>>98516081

>Thread Question:
What’s your favorite place for /yourdudes/ to fight? densely packed cities, inside ships, open fields, or somewhere else?
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space wolves are gay
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>>98518745
As a gay man I'm offended.
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>>98518745
no you retard, they're way way worse than gay
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>>98518745
>>98518749
I SAID KEEP IT FRESH
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>>98518745
Let’s see if this remains up and gives us a deeper understanding of the mods overall character.
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>>98518736
>tq
Swamps. All my units fly, so trees or bogs don't bother them at all, so they can do maneuver warfare where others would normally be bogged down.
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I like orks :D
who’s your favorite git in this image? for me, its the boy with the cool shades and a burna.
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>>98518758
Why wouldn't it? It's both ontopic and factual, what rule is it breaking?
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Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
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>>98518763
>he changed it so its space wolves
lol. kind of makes me regret not using space wolves for my collage entry.
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>>98518758
Crying to authority is bitch coded
Much like space wolves
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BIG
BOUNCY
BANSHEE
BUTTS
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>>98518782
Shouldn’t there be consistency in judgement? Also you’ve got no models and have no stake here.
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Primaris are cool.
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Do y'all practice winner tops/loser bottoms at your games, anons? Ever since I introduced it to our FLGS I swear this wolf player has been intentionally throwing games? But he also didn't win that much before so idk
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>>98518792
You're literally permabanned here you fucking cretin, you have no say in what mods should or shouldn't do
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>>98518796
You’re off to tumultuous start in your comedy career loser.
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>>98518792
There should, what is there to judge in that post?
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>>98518736
>TQ
I like ruined city and monastery like environments for /mydudes/
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>>98518794
I just can't with the elf ears. Primaris gay, mk7/8 marines are mid, HH matines best by a mile
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>>98518736
>how it feels when the annual Warhammer+ charge comes in
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>>98518801
Huh? Literally just talking about my experience atthe FLGS. Do you have a thirsty wolfaggot at yours too?
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Would it be cringe or cringe to do a renegade CSM army as Ashen Claws? Should I play them as loyalists instead?
>>98518736
>TQ
I like fields for Guard, ruined cities/"urban" for SoB
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I think I'll start chipping away at space marines and making a full firstborn-proxy army. What weapon upgrade set would get me the most bang for my buck in terms of unique units I could proxy? I might try to make some dudes look up-armored so they can stand in as eradicators on 40mm bases.
>>98518736
>TQ
An open field. It's the best place for the purest forms of war.
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I see lots of people saying "Just play older editions!" but do people actually play older editions?
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>>98518736
>TQ
They prefer jungles and more open areas that still have some cover in them.
But they won't mind fighting in an urban environment like a hive city, even if it means they have to bust down walls and door frames to be able to move.
The chapter's gimmick is that they are all very tall and big by marine standards. So imagine a marine that just walks through a door frame or a wall like it isn't there and just leaves a marine shaped hole in it.
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>>98518824
Nah
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>>98518824
Sure, it just has to be talked about and arranged, you can't just drop into a store and expect randoms to. I have a mate currently collecting old marine models and playing 2e with one of his mates
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>>98518816
We do
He literally sucks our cocks while we play
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>>98518796
The last time a wolf player was at winners tops was when the 'wolfstar' meta list was strong.
Old mate brought it thinking he'd get an easy win but he had no clue how to run the list and ended up bottoming.
6/7th Ed lists were definitely something else.
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There's gonna be another price hike in September, just an fyi.
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>>98518736
>What’s your favorite place for /yourdudes/ to fight? densely packed cities, inside ships, open fields, or somewhere else?
Personally either dense city terrain because I think squads of soldiers maneuvering though buildings is pretty cool or snowfields because I like the aesthetic. In terms of /mydudes/ they don't really have a preference because they don't have the liberty of being picky.
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>>98518824
Many do, but the people who play old editions do so with their friends.
But since this is 4chan, which innately has a highly autistic user base. You can infer the rest on given information and connect the dots.
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>>98518833
This type of comment is why we struggle to maintain numbers here.
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>>98518833
>bottoming before he's even lost
>when he's not even in the game
Jfc see this is what I mean, wolfags are the hungriest gays, it's pathetic
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>>98518817
you’re already playing two flavors of imperium, so its up to you whether you want to go all in on loyalty to the emperor or you want some variety.
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>>98518844
your daily meltdowns don't help much either, decalmutant
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>>98518796
>>98518833
oh man, lucky! I wish our resident wolfie used those decal covered lips to suck me off while I post ToT
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>>98518794
not really
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>>98518855
Yes really.
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post armies/collections
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>>98518844
bro you’ve legit made multiple modelposters leave, or at least consider leaving. you can’t keep up these delusions.
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>>98518851
Yea go ahead and misdirect from the guy discussing wolf fellatio and blame a primary, you and he are everything wrong with this place.
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>>98518672
>Siege Regiment is the best for artillery

Feels schizo. Nothing there feels artillery-specific, and it actually benefits melee somewhat.
I do not want my guys to go over the top and do a bayonet charge, cool as it is – the enemy WILL get close to me on their own. Affix bayonets, but wait for them at home and punish them at every approach, instead of at "5+ on a d6 up to N squads depending on game size". Yuck!
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>>98518794
If they're so cool, how come they don't ride Rhinos
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What's the best detachment for taking 120 termagants besides invasion fleet
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>>98518857
>instant reply
bit defensive today, aren't we?
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>>98518853
They're all deep down hella bottom bitches. Just show him some dominance, "accidentally" knock his dice off the table next time he loses and slap your d in his face when he bends over to pick it up, he'll be easily buck broken
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>>98518861
Youre not a primary lil pup you dont actively play the game or model at all
You havent engaged with the hobby outside of shitposting for years lol
Unlike this guy >>98518858 whose models look extremely sick
Well done anon
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>>98518858
Currently in the process of painting the last commander in this list, but otherwise my current 2000pt list.
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>>98518861
what have you contributed to this thread in the past 8 months?
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>>98518763
Soulsborne made me hate swamps.
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>>98518858
my army grows… slowly.
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>>98518848
I explicitly want to play renegade marines because I want to not play more Imperium with my third army, but dislike the "skulls and spiky bits" aesthetic of normal CSM. I'm wondering if I should play them as loyalists or chaos for the rules alone, Ashen Claws/Relictors or something in between is what I'm after.
Either way I'd be building them with HH MkII, III and VI marine models.
>>98518863
I will (you) with my own reply to this post from last thread
>>98518846
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>>98518858
the lads
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(guards)men only want one thing
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>>98518887
BANANA TAU
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>>98518898
>Emporer
Dumb furry
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>>98518898
Yiff in hell, dumb furnigger tourist.
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>>98518898
Kill yourself furnigger
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>>98518881
Plenty
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>>98518908
>>98518911
furry board btw
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>>98518916
cope
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BASED
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>>98518916
That's /trash/, but it explains why mutie is here if he thinks this way
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>>98518898
>skaven believe in the emperor 1:1 with humans and don’t have their own fucked up ratty interpretation of him
LAME!
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>>98518904
That guardsman never got to attend school, don't be rude
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>>98518919
Very good newfag that's what you're doing!
>>98518923
Nope! /tg/ always had threads about pathfinder kitsune sex and fucking kobolds
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>>98518886
Oh well, it is what it is. Thanks for the info, anon.
>You can't go mono regimental because Krieg doesn't have Castellans
Wait, Cadian Castellans can't issue orders to Krieg squads? I can't just pretend they are all the same regiment? :(
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>>98518928
>n-newfag
lmao
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>>98518858
Are the flamers still the weapon of choice for rubric boyos?
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>>98518928
Trying too hard to fit in
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>>98518872
You know what you must do, anon.
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>>98518858
>>98518887
the other lads
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>>98518936
>>98518939
look at how the newfags lash out and project
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>>98518898
I can't believe that body type activates my neurons such that I can look past the fact it is a literal rat
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>>98518943
Stop being so identifiable by leaving this thread. PERMANENTLY LIMITED
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>>98518945
lol mad
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>>98518944
I can't decide if I like or dislike this style. It's a very well-done style, though.
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>>98518924
Actually it could work
>40k skaven see themselves as normal humans, with any discrepancies going completely over their heads
>all of their art and literature depicts them as human
>they're perfect adherents to the imperial creed and hate mutants and xenos to the same degree as the most zealous space marine
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>>98518943
Kill yourself
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>>98518956
>Actually it could work
No, it doesn't.
We don't need skaven, we already have GSC.
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>>98518934
>Cadian Castellans can't issue orders to Krieg squads? I can't just pretend they are all the same regiment?
No; I said that there isn't a data sheet for Krieg to have an equivalent unit, so you either proxy a Cadian Castellan with a Krieg model or mix-and-match regiments with what the data sheet is meant to be for. You also can issue orders with mismatched regiments; Kriegers can get orders from Catachans, Cadians from Kriegers, etc. Scions have some special rules but even then a Tempestus command squad can order around Cadians as well.
There's a "Krieg Command Squad" and a "Krieg Heavy Weapons Squad" with their own official models and data cards, but they lack a single-model commander unit that is as versatile as the Castellan. That's what I was saying, not that you couldn't play them together or proxy it.
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>>98518962
>We don't need skaven
priestley and ansell disagree with you btw
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Would this aesthetic fit 40k slaanesh?
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>>98518962
They're inevitably self destructive and instinctively subversive. The ideal 40k skaven faction would be an inversion of their fantasy counterparts who see everything the imperium does as inherently just.
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>>98518964
Not him, but that this is just retarded.
Making multiple guard armies is retarded. Should've just kept all guard armies as cosmetic flavor with maybe minor stat/rules changes.
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remember to report mutant activity to your local witch hunter.
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>>98518981
he's over 160 btw
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>>98518972
Irrelevant.
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>>98518974
>The ideal 40k skaven faction would be an inversion of their fantasy counterparts who see everything the imperium does as inherently just.
But the Imperium itself already fills that role.

Really if you are going to have Skaven in the game they're probably just best inserted as a minor race under the Tau since there's not really 'room' for their fantasy schtick that isn't already fulfilled elsewhere.
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>>98518956
copy pasting fantasy is fucking boring
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>>98518973
It's pretty identifiably Fantasy to me, and I imagine anyone else who's been with Warhams for some time. 40K slaanesh was always more Doom Rider, glam rock mutants type vibe
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>>98518983
>the creators of the setting are irrelevant
cope more, faggot
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>>98518974
Terrible idea, we don't need them.
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>>98518990
>>the creators of the setting
Who left the company decades ago and at same lost all their control or say on the setting as a whole.
So yes. They are irrelevant.
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I love how much mentioning skaven even indirectly makes this one dude seethe
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>thinking of starting EC because my FLGS still has all those battleforces boxes
>look at meta lists
>they're all 60 daemonettes with sometimes a greater daemon and defilers
>almost nothing actually sold in those battleforce boxes
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>>98519003
>>look at meta lists
your first mistake. Meta changes all the time so it's pointless to limit yourself based on that
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>>98519003
>only time somebody thinks of playing EC is when they want to chase the meta
>boxes of actual shitty EC models continue to rot because they're not meta in their own army
lmao
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What was wrong with The Tithe again? In all the episodes the Imperium did the right thing, not like they had any other choice.
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>>98518984
>>98518985
>>98518991
But I need then for my master plan
>Keep them as crazed engineers
>Make them work exclusively for the inquisition
imperial agents now have a vehicle line up
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>>98518978
That's what I've been saying for years, man
The unique weapon lists are cool to have and thematic, but they're not ever really engaged with either outside of the Krieg heavy weapons squad.
There are clearly defined "this is worth having" options, and so many of them are shared that the unique options are sidelined in most cases (except for again the Krieg HWS).
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>>98518998
More relevant than your crying will ever be lol
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>>98519000
>bringing up skaven just because you know it'll stir drama
Feminine behaviour btw
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>>98519012
Girlboss cringe
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>>98519019
Nobody said that, keep seething because people want an army you don't want lmao
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>just finished prepping my wolf scouts
>gee I wonder what other anons are upto:
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>>98519013
>Trying to replace based Jokearo with furshit ratniggers as the inquisitorial tech creatures
kill yourself
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>>98519025
They’re like ravenous Wolves today, no pun intended
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>>98519022
You directly just said that, and I'm not anti-skavenfag either
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>>98519034
No, I didn't
I didn't even bring them up
I'm just laughing at how much of a meltdown started as soon as skaven got mentioned
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>>98518981
That's a redemptionist from house cawdor though.
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>>98519027
Fuck you, those damn apes never even did anything. That faction needs a real hook if it wants to survive.
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>>98519033
stop ban evading, niggerfaggot
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>>98518984
>skaven are a race in the tau empire
>absolutely convinced they’re the greatest race in the alliance and the ethereals actually serve them
>constantly fuck up plans the other races make with each other because they’re always backstabbing and sabotaging everything
>make shitty knock off battlesuits and ironkin and claim they invented them
>have secret bases with unstable continent destroying weapons all over the empire
>despite all the bullshit they pull, the tau can only wag fingers at them because they’re too numerous, too integrated, and the risk of them setting off their explosives is too great for them to get rid of
honestly, now that I think about it. space skaven being the tau’s greatest ally is way cooler than them being some weird abhumans/mutants in the imperium
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>>98519046
No https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs
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>>98518946
Don't open this then
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>>98519012
It lacks rape scenes.
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>>98519044
I know, I just think redemptionists are badass and wanted to post him :D
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>>98518858
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>>98519044
>a redemptionist
that's THE redeemer bitch
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>>98518736
I’ve been extremely lazy on basing my minis but I think I’m gonna do jungle bases for all my Eldar. That way I can say my craftworlders/corsairs are coming to the defense of a maiden world. Although I don’t think it’d look great for harlequins…
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>>98519025
How much do you prep? Are you a subassembly autist?

>>98519071
Damn how horrifying... Hope I never see more of this type shit...
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How easy is it to convert the leviathan Termagants into Hormagaunts?
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>>98518499
some shit just can't be obtained except through paypigging + scan quality is leaps and bounds above the free stuff
still like 20% of the gw price anyhow
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>erm there is no room for skaven in 40k!!!
Skaven have plenty of room in the walls and dark underbellies of imperial settlements
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I find the Raven Guard's sneak shit to be incredibly boring, even if I kinda dig the emo stuff, but I REALLY want to see Daemon Raven Corvus Corax.
I guess they also have a decent/unique shtick for another main o.g. first founding chapter to get more unique stuff ala Space Wolves, preferably without every other unit having Raven in the name, however.
Also
I've been thinking about the Corax/Curze relationship, and now I'd really fucking love someone to give the Corona Nox with Curze's soul on it to Corax; imagine the absolute daemon it would create, a monster of FEAR and DARKNESS, VINDICATION and DELIVERANCE. Hell yeah
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>>98519143
Why does the art style look like gay porn comics?
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Stealth native has arrived. This is the proper way to Raven Guard.
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>>98519157
Why do you know what that looks like?
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>>98519147
Occupied by GSC
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>>98519166
Answer the q, this artist draws porn do they not?
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>>98519164
You posted a dark angel thoughbeit?
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>>98519148
Let Curze stay dead, he deserves his sleep.
Corax is just going around as a chaos spawn.
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>primarchshit
New rule, not allowed to discuss primarchs without posting model pics
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Has anyone properly magnetized the new vyper/starfang kit? I mean including the front piece, the tassels in the back, and the canopies
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>>98519202
>doesn't post models
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>>98518858
Luv me knights. I'm gonna go make a Coteaz kitbash to ally in to lead the Subductors that acts as the Lord of the household right after I post this.
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>>98519205
I didn't name any, did I primarchslopper?
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>>98519218
you're discussing them even now, nomodels
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>>98519092
Depends on the models, If its something im trying to paint well I just sub assemble anything I won't be able to reach on the model if assembled. If its something like a unit for fantasy, I cannot be fucked.
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Primarch
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>>98519227
Can't say I am, mahvelbabby. Also are you ban evading rn?
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>>98519246
>y-you're the mutant!!!
nope, keep crying tourist-kun~
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>>98519250
>staunchly defending marinewank discussion
>pathetically muttering "nomodels"
You might as well be
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>>98519259
>seething when reminded of his tourist nature
so did you float in from twitter or /v/
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>>98518736
>What’s your favorite place for /yourdudes/ to fight? densely packed cities, inside ships, open fields, or somewhere else?
Churches
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>>98518973
Yes. I always thought the Slaanesh worshippers were too tame though. They need to lean into the BDSM aspect. They should look more Hellraiser but purple.
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>>98518952
what do you mean? i don't think i'm doing anything too far out of the ordinary with them
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Would it be Khorne or Slaanesh to inflict injuries on yourself and regenerate lost blood and organs to damage your enemies? Especially if you feel all your self-inflicted injuries?
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>>98519284
My dude playing dumb

>>98519293
>inflict injuries on yourself and regenerate lost blood and organs to damage your enemies
Huh? How does that even work?
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>loves pain so much that he refuses to die & eats up the grim reaper just so he can feel more pain
We need a Slaanesh character like this.
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>>98519293
Slaanesh 100%, corn wants violence snd death, not self mutilation.
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>>98519295
Ripping off your own limbs and beating enemies with them, punching so hard it breaks your hands and you use your jagged bones as sharp objects, having your blood be toxic and ripping pieces of yourself to smear it all over enemies, etc.
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>>98519293
Sounds like a Dark Eldar Haemonculus thing, so clearly Slaanesh.
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>>98519307
Being able to do all of that in the 40K universe without succumbing to your wounds sounds like biomancy bs, and khorne abhors magic so I'd say it's more slaaneshi
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>>98519270
>piercing
>sleeve tattoos
>fast food
>watch, even though he probably can't read an analog clock
people like this should be sent to labor camps until they drop dead from exhaustion
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I won a tank on ebay :D
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Silly anons, Havik is Chaos Undivided. He is all of Chaos.
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I main chaos marines.
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>>98519325
post pic
how much
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>>98519293
Are they inflicting injury for its own sake or for the feelings of the injuries?
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>>98519340
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>>98519343
For harming the enemy mostly. But I think he enjoys it.
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>>98519270
>>piercing
>>sleeve tattoos
>>fast food
>>watch, even though he probably can't read an analog clock

You that that man for his service immediately.
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Seeing the new exodites for eldar got me thinking, thousand sons are really lacking in mobility, and their marines can’t really use bikers. So why not just give them centigors of tzeentch? Could be cool.
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>>98519356
Can 1Ksons dissolve into just their armor, throw or launch pieces of their armor, and transport that way? Can I smuggle pieces of their armor and have them reform on the other end?
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>>98519295
i'm not playing dumb
genuinely, what's weird about them?
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>>98519350
>You that that man for
ook ook eek la
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>>98519348
Personal enjoyment is more of a slaanesh bit with some crossover in satisfaction of well committed violence but Khorne is more overall aimed at blood and pain for its own sake.
Could easily be either or swayed from one to the other depending on circumstances.
Even Kharn had a moment of doubt that one time.
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>>98519331
I played every MK game since MK1 came out on Genesis, all the way through MK and MK vs DC on PS3, and I don't remember this nigga at all. I know this must be from Armageddon on PS2, but I really don't recall ever seeing him even once.
>gif related: the exact moment the series peaked
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>>98519367
You've very clearly gone for a stylised paint job. It's good and I enjoy seeing yourdudes but don't act like it isn't different to more normal styles of painting
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>>98519347
>less than half price
*golf clap*
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>>98519376
I mean he’s literally in the most recent iteration of MK lol
Having said that, i enjoy plague marines and death guard and stuff
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>>98519376
He's from Deception. The one with the best Konquest mode.
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>>98518858
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Should the imperium have more hardware like this thing on the guy's head holding shields for them or just holding shields by hand?
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Painted belts: Yea or Nay? What do you guys usually go with?
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>>98519399
I fucking love the imperial navy breachers
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>>98519386
>I mean he’s literally in the most recent iteration of MK lol
y tho
>>98519388
I don't remember him in Deception, but I played Deadly Alliance and Armageddon way more. Shaolin Monks was the best MK game of that generation, no idea why it never got a sequel.
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>>98519403
here's a plain yellow belt.
And uh, what would be a better color for this chainsword? I don't want to make it black cause I think the mini has enough black already.
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>>98519405
Idk the storyline is fucking ridiculous at this point
And also warhammer is cool too
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>>98519399
>yeah let's stick the weight of a bulletproof shield on the top of the helmet
Sasuga India-sama
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>>98519403
painted to break up the colors
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>>98519367
nta but it looks like you're Fischer Price Maxxing
The colors are very simplistic and shiny like cheap mass produced plastic toys
40k painters are used to more dramatic shading, more complex colors, heavier use of metallics on Marines
None of this is a criticism, btw
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>>98519405
Shaolin Monks could've gotten a sequel. But it got cancelled. https://www.criticalhit.net/gaming/ed-boon-reveals-cancelled-mortal-kombat-fire-ice/
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>>98519409
Warhammer and Mortal Kombat share an edgy hypermasculine vibe, I imagine there's a large cross-section of fandom there.
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>>98519399
>be Techmarine/Admech
>have servo arm
>decide to attach shields on it for shits and giggles
Now I'm heavy but unstoppable.
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>>98519399
i don't think the imperium should be doing anything the poo poo army is doing
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>>98519403
Primaris need more colors to break up the midsection
There's a good reason why firstborn had grills and pipes between their chestplate and belt
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>>98519419
and yet, they had plenty of money for MK Anthologies: Sub-Zero
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>>98519420
didn't MK start putting their female chars in hijabs? I left MK behind after my teen years. still feels weird that MK went woke but well, the same thing happened to 40k.
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>>98519426
But they're the imperium. They're already the poo poo army because nurgle isn't as stinky as some hive worlds.
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>tfw GW won't make models with cool creepy skull faces so we're stuck with the "airbrushed on a Harley" meme skulls.
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>>98519399
This doesn't look practical or cool, the former makes it ideal for 40K, the latter rules it out howeverbeit. Also why are we glazing this stupid looking shit? How brown are you?
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>>98519443
>we
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>>98519438
yeah they started de-sexualizing all their women around the PS4-era when everything got all gay and woke and generally just awful
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>>98519367
>>98519284
they're not terrible or offensive. IMO it's the high glossiness and lack of depth outside of 1 edge highlight layer that makes them look toy-like. They look like the type of toy that makes hard squeaky noises when you rotate the arm.

Also the odd lighting and grey background combined with the dark shadowed bare faces is kind of creepy. I mean his pupils aren't even painted this shit is cursed as hell, anon.

They look fine as an army though.

>>98519430
>>98519414
yeah that makes sense now that I think about it. Rhinox hide or a lighter color with a little bit of red like Dryad bark?
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>>98519438
They started doing the reverse and it angered players for being too uncensored. They kept on making women too big boobs or outfits too skimpy. Pic is how the community reacted.
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What's the worst table you've ever played on?

Hard mode: No garagehammer, it's gotta be out of the home
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>>98519448
youre out of your mind mk9 is like the highest regarded from a character design perspective
And also tyranids are pretty cool
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>>98519443
But the Imperium are full of dummies who might forget their shields unless we bolt it to their arms. What if an Orgyn, smarter than the usual Hive Worlder, forgets his shield? We must hold it in front of their faces to make them remember it.
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>>98519448
I was in 6th or 7th grade when Mk9 came out and while the game was awesome, it was way too uncensored and looked kind of tacky. Top Kitana looks like a fucking pornstar. Mileena, Jade, etc and even the male characters were just distracting.
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>>98519451
Ive kind of never played on a bad table
Me and my friends put a good amount of effort into our tables so they usually look good
And I dont play tournaments or anything because im not gay
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>>98519448
>fans were angry that the boobs were too big
imagine trying to rewrite history and you come up with a gay retarded faggot lie like this
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>>98519448
>Pic is how the community reacted.
>"the community"
Tourist troons on social media are not the community.
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>>98519455
Rule of cool, newgen. If it doesn't look cool it doesn't belong in 40K like primaris
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>>98519448
This. MK is a normie friendly masher and not coomerslop like SC dress-up. I remember hearing complaints like
>wtf sonya wears a bulletproof vest with cleavage exposed and nothing underneath
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>>98519457
>why yes, I am a homosexual, how could you tell?
get your T levels checked and flush out your ass worms playa
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>>98518956
>Humans managed to convert Skaven and convince them they’re abhumans and should worship Emperor
>Emperor is, in reality, Great Horned Rat
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>>98519466
>I want to play a game where women in bikinis get torn apart
you're the only faggot here
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>>98519147
Genestealer Cults already took that niche and mogged them. They're way cooler.
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>>98519465
no, you're just a faggot
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>>98519448
The problem with those oversexualized designs is not anything about "disrespecting woman" or "muh family values" bullshit, it's that it usually shows that they're using sex to sell. Which usually means that they're not confident enough in their game or artistic vision and have to "cheat" to attract teenagers, gameplay in those games tend to suck too. For example, Dead or Alive is a franchise made of incredibly shitty fighting games that only sell because of horny weeabos, same with Mortal Kombat. If those games had a more "normal" artstyle no one would buy them, because they suck in terms of gameplay or plot. The complaint was they were using it to mask a fundamentally broken game.
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>>98519461
troons and social media were barely a thing when MK9 released, facebook and twitter were just places for people to talk about their day to friends that didn't care back then, brainrotted zoomer-kun
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>>98519408
I am struggling with the same problem for my own IF.

I don't want red weapons but I also don't want them to look like Mcdonalds marines.
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>>98519470
>WHY ARE THE WOMEN IN THIS GAME ALMOST NAKED AND WHY ARE THEIR BOOBS SO BIG REEEE
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>>98519470
>>I want to play a game where women in bikinis get torn apart
That's hot, nothing about that is gay, you're a fucking homo.
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>>98519474
Uh dude we’re talking about MK here
Its not a high level competitive game like super turbo or 3rd strike or something its just the high fidelity marvelslop franchise with cool fatalities lol
And also orkz arent half bad
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>>98519448
Probably because video games are for children. None of this goofy oversexualized nonsense that is so common in Japanese culture fits. MKX onward made the designs more child friendly. Remember Mature games are targeted towards kids who want to look more adult, not actual adults.
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>>98519477
>>98519480
subhuman gurofags get the rope
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>>98519474
some are calling it the most shit take of all time
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>>98519475
Nigger you're posting a fucking DRAKE MEME and trying to tell me this was when social media was new, gtfo of here you lying faggot. I was around for myspace, you are the fucking zoomer.
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The worst mistake in Mortal Kombat is removing Sexualities. Fatalities, Babilities, they were all getting old but then they added Sexualities everyone loved. Then they got woke and removed rape.
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>>98519484
>WTF MORTAL KOMBAT WAS GOOD BEFORE IT WENT ALL GURO
rope now faggot
>>98519483
>Probably because video games are for children
it's so weird how the left became 90's republicans
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>>98519448
>the community
No
That's how the tourists acted
The FGC is made up of niggas, white weebs, and autistic Japs and unfortunately troons that fall into the first two categories
All of those groups love tits and ass and g-strings and fishnets
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>>98519487
No I didn't little zoomzoom, I know you're young but you have to learn multiple people can talk to you anonymously on 4chan
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>>98518883
fantasy swamps are miserable. Sci fi swamps are radical
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>>98519484
You don't belong here tourist
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>/40kg/ - primarchwank and Mortal Kombat
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>>98519488
This but unironically. Video games need more rape in them. Table top too.
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>>98519487
NTA but I was here for Friendster and some players said the sexualized parts were badly done. Like if SoB had transparent metal over their boobs and butts because power armor needs exposed woman parts. Not even well done sex.
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>>98519492
>no I just jumped on someone else's reply chain without saying anything about it and then said some fake and wrong information
Okay just kill yourself then?
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>>98519487
NTAB he's right, trannies didn't become a hot button issue till the mid 2010s and social media was full of people going JUST HAD A BAGEL YUM not everybody thinking they're an important political mouthpiece
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Power Armor is for the weak. The strong can go into battle completely naked and win. This is why Tyranids and Necrons are better.
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>>98519500
>Like if SoB had transparent metal over their boobs and butts
Unironically would be closer to the original intent of what they were than the fucking hijabi tracksuit repentia we got.
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>>98519502
>said some fake and wrong information
he's right thoughbeit
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>>98519495
And it was For Honor last week. Maybe I should try my hand next week.
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>>98519495
>tranny seething that his astroturf didn't work
welcome to 4chan, now get out
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>>98519448
Well duh. The women in MK9 looked terrible. The MK9 girls were ugly butterfaces, especially Kitana. But it wasn’t intentional uglification for political reasons, just bad modeling. Even as a kid who was incapable of being a coomer, I recognized that Kitana’s face was just plain unpleasant to look at Even if you're a coomer and thinks the stripper outfits were good because coom, they had absolutely terrible man jaws and looked ugly

Kitana, Mileena etc's designs in MKX were a huge improvement that still showed skin and actually looked cool and thematically interesting. The MK11 and MK1 designs aren't as good as MKX but they're still a huge step up from MK9

The only people complaining about the post MK9 designs are LARPers who just want to bitch about shit and never actually played and saw how the MK9 designs looked outside of screenshots
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>>98519505
You joke about the hijab thing but an order of Muslim themed SOB would probably go hard. Or at the bare minimum make muzzies seethe.
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>>98519517
>but an order of Muslim themed SOB would probably go hard
Yah if it was one sub-group and not the main sculpt of a unit that's supposed to go into battle naked.
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>>98519512
But anon, that's sexy. Man jaws are sexy because they wear skimpy outfits. Faces don't matter.

PS2 was the best. Girls still had good bodies with fun, sexy outfits without it being coomer mod tranny face tier (MK9) or just bland/ugly( X / 11 and now 1). PS2 era outfits actually fit their personalities too, like it makes sense Mileena shows more skin and her costume actually had a cool design. RIP
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>>98519512
bigger boobs = more gooder
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>>98519512
>Well duh. The women in MK9 looked terrible. The MK9 girls were ugly butterfaces, especially Kitana. But it wasn’t intentional uglification for political reasons, just bad modeling.
See this makes a lot more sense than "the community didn't like it cuz it was oversexualized!!!1" woke tranny historical revisionism that other fag tried to say it was.
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>>98519522
>Faces don't matter.
this but totally unironically
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>>98519529
Troonslop take. Faces matter immensely.
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>>98519528
That was an example of oversexualization in a way. You know how tons of porn stars are butterfaces? They tried too hard to make the outfits revealing or sexual without any of the face. Artists in /co/mics do this all the time. Pretty and sexy aren't the same thing. An outfit can be pretty without being sexually provocative. They just leaned too hard onto sexual without getting pretty right because they thought everyone was going to pay attention to the body and none of the face like mindless coomers.

Which they were right because so many excuse blatant man jaws.
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>>98519532
>TITS AND ASS DON'T MATTER REEEE
braindead homosexual take, jiggle physics matter exponentially more than pretty video game faces
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Me suddenly thinking how does GW keep on messing up female faces?
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Anyway let's get things back on topic. Lets say GW was going to release 4 subfaction expansion codexes for every other faction besides Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines. The way that Space Wolves, Dark Angels, Black Templars, and Blood Angels get their own books.

So for example Ork Clans, Hive Fleets, Tau Septs, Craftworlds, etc.

Which ones would you want for your faction and what unique units/rules/etc would they have to set them apart?
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>>98519537
we get it, you're gay, now shut the fuck up
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>>98519543
In the past it was because they didn't really have the sculpting technology to do very delicate pretty faces at that scale, currently its because the sculptor studio is full of gay furries and woke numales.
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>>98519546
>Which ones would you want for your faction
whichever ones have the biggest boobs
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>>98519549
I bet you don't even put a paper bag over their faces if you ever wanted to fuck them. Those man jaws get you so turned on that they could swap their heads for an actual bearded man's head and you'd still fuck.
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>>98518885
Nice Mussolini Gorkonaut
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>>98519553
Nice, very blanchitsu, what's it meant to be?
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Decal particularly dislikes the MK9 designs because they remind him of his mom
And also necrons are pretty gosh darn cool!
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>>98519561
slig
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The reason for SoS masks is to hide their manjaws.
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>>98519556
>blah blah blah blah retarded faggot noises
you lost, tranny
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>>98518938
Some people are running Bolters now, they get crazy AP and hit with sorcerer characters. But flamers are even more amazing in 11th because of snap shooting
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>>98519566
little known fact
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>>98519567
Learn to capitalize manjawlover.
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>>98519567
>Why yes, I want a man's head on a woman's body. Why would I want to kiss a woman's head rather than a man with female genitals?
Based gigachad jaw anon.
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Why y'all nignogs so GAY

Pic related, fruity niggas
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>>98519584
many are saying this
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Play Necrons. Even their women have man face anatomy.
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Isn't there a thread on /v/ you guys can argue about MK in?
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GW should give female heads this jaw.
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Coomers have gone too far.
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>>98519591
it was a tangential but relevant intellectual discourse
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>>98519591
>there's still a buttload of 'geddon boxes at my LGS
Is this normal for edition launch boxes?
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>>98519599
That ending sucked.
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>>98519546
Blood Axes are an easy answer for expansion. they have so many units they could do.
>Genruhl
>Commisork
>’Umie Advisor
>Shoota boyz with fatigues and gear
>Ork/Grot snipas
>Chinork Warkopta
>Looted Wagon
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>>98519604
Is it the Armageddon box or just a the starter sets?
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Does this count as man jaw?
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>>98519613
The Armageddon box.
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>>98519616
Not enough. She needs to be just like this.
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>>98519616
This literally looks exactly like Dylan Mulvaney
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It's chainsword time.
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>>98519604
$250? in this economy?
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>>98519624
Is this AI?
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>>98519583
female head on male body mogs so unbelievably hard
Nobody likes looking at man face
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I want an actual 40k character that says
>I DON'T WANT PEACE. I WANT PROBLEMS ALWAYS.
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>>98519609
>>98519620
seething faggot melty
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>>98519629
Literally any ork
Literally any khornate
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>>98519629
that's literally the orks
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>>98519629
I say this
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>>98519632
>>98519634
But they don't say that. It's usually
>I want war/WAAAG
not problems.
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>>98519604
>Is this normal for edition launch boxes?
yes
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>>98518858
The Akasekh Dynasty
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>Treat all xeno races as hostile regardless of actual hostility
>Create space marines to kill them all
>Make a technologically stagnant society cause you don't need innovation, only space marines
>Now the only xenos left are the ones that can handle space marines, there's no innovation left to make new weapons to win with, and no xeno allies to get them out of this rut
So what exactly was the next step of the Imperium's master plan?
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>>98519629
Recidivists and Istvaanians.
Have there been any Recidivist inquisitor characters of note besides Inquisitor Lichenestein?
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>>98519646
Neat.
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>>98519650
crashing this galaxy with no survivors
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>>98519649
Plus the beginnings of a crusade
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>>98519650
The plan was for Emps to still be alive
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>>98518858
Just some of the fellas
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>>98519650
>>98519655
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>>98519671
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>>98519671
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>>98519629
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Hive worlds need improvised weapons in this form
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>>98519671
Missed one, here this is my favourite one of yours
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>>98519646
On the topic of cloaks, do marine camo cloaks do anything special or are they literally just camo cloaks
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>>98519679
>>98519676
>>98519683
It's Sunday night, can we start the work week on a positive note gentlemen?
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How often do IG use bayonets anyway? You'd think most of them lasgun or artillery enemies from afar.
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>>98519629
eldar corsairs literally go out of their way to start shit
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>>98519694
What wasn't positive about >>98519683 ?
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>>98519683
>doesn't use an airbrush
>still oversprays with the yellow
This gets me every fucking time.
>>98519694
You're free to leave.
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>>98519694
sure, all you need to do is leave and never return. we (and I’m sure you as well) were way happier without you around.
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>>98519696
>You'd think most of them lasgun or artillery enemies from afar
The imperial guard isn't very good at their job.
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>>98519671
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>he’s back
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34 days until it's been a full year since he started on them.
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>>98519710
How many times has it been, and over what span of time?
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>>98519722
that's quite enough anon
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>>98519709
Why is that the one decal you don't like? I think you applied it very well.
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Is it strange I can imagine a Custodes with a Power Mop cleaning the Imperial Palace?
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>>98519726
Yeah, it's plenty enough time to build and paint a 10 man squad of marines. They should be done by now.
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September or October collage should be a hellblaster theme or something
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>>98519737
I got 5 hellblasters that need to get painted so that would be perfect.
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>>98519737
Ew
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>>98519737
COOKING THEME
FLAMERS AND POWER GRILLS
PROMETHIUM AND PROMETHIUM ACCESSORIES
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>>98519742
yup
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>>98519737
locking the collage to not only one army, but also a unit that is $65 would block out way too many anons to be worth it. we should just do Space Wolf Annihilation 2: Furry Boogaloo. because all you need is a space marine head at minimum.
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I just realized that Flayed Ones are the only clothed Necrons. Everyone's a nudist and they're weird for wanting clothes. It's like a Garden of Eden story a virus makes people not want nudity.
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>>98519737
I could buy some HH plasma cannons and make firstborn hellblasters.
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>>98519696
Doesn't work when the enemy are fast and/or fuckers who get right on top of you like nids, or daemons, or eldar, or orks, etc. I mean fuck people are using bayonets in fucking Ukraine right now against other humans you think fast melee-inclined aliens wouldn't justify them?
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>>98519737
>hellblaster theme
Plasma theme since most armies have some form of it.
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>>98519757
But Ukraine is filled with corruption, trench warfare, drones, and everyone uses anything they can get like 100+ year guns while their leaders embezzle military funds for hookers. Accurate to High Lords secretly buying Eldar hookers.
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>>98519737
Stop trying to make the collage all about him, it’s struggling enough as it is.
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>>98519757
>fast and/or fuckers
Meant to say sneaky* fuckers
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>>98519759
that's better.
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>>98519760
>corruption, trench warfare, drones, and everyone uses anything they can get like 100+ year guns while their leaders embezzle military funds for hookers
...so your average tuesday in the Imperium?
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>>98519762
hate brings everyone together. the most submissions of any collage was the space wolf annihilation one.
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Need some help for a fast NL/AL warband color scheme. Their shtick is tactical and ritualized cannibalism, and their emblem is a white fork with three tines.
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>>98519762
>him
>struggling
be more subtle next time mutant
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>>98519771
Tau have drones and Nurgle has plague drones but most don't.
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>>98519780
Anon the Imperium uses a FUCKLOAD of drones, they just call them "servo-skulls".
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>>98519760
>spoiler
do they really
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>>98519786
No they just have palaces full of the kind of shit that would make Jeffrey Epstein blush.
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But chaplain… he’s literally me…
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>>98519784
But I thought hover tech was a rare imperial tech so therefore servo skulls can't be a dime a dozen. How can hover tech be common and rare at the same time?
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>>98519792
Hover tech that can move things very fast and stay stable, like jetbikes, or carry something very large and heavy, like grav tanks, is rare. Hover tech that can move around a basketball sized object at a relatively decent clip is very common.
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>>98519780
CATs have been around for decades anon, not to mention servo skulls
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>>98519797
But can't they just place many servo skulls under something to lift it up?
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>>98518736
Decided to get into 40k since I have the disposable income now. Decided to go with Mantis Warriors as my first army. Should I stop before it's too late? What were your first armies?
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>>98519805
>can't you just place a bunch of balloon animals under a battletank and lift it up?
No. That is not how anything works.
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>>98519807
>Should I stop
No, they're based and effay.
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>>98519809
It would if theres enough of em
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>>98519809
But you can just get many of them.
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>>98519807
>ozzie marines
It's a try!
QUEEEENSLANDEEEERRR!!!
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>>98519792
Anon how new are you? Do you think cherubs fly on actual wings?
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>>98519807
Mine was Tau, I haven't touched them for around 5 editions but it's been nice painting them again
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>>98519809
>can't you just place a bunch of balloon animals under a battletank and lift it up?
you literally could thobeit
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>>98519823
Dumb nigga
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>>98519821
they don't? then why do they have wings?
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>>98519813
And what if a bunch of different small anti-grav fields interfere with each other if packed that close together? What if the number required to carry something that heavy becomes too inefficient to be viable?
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>>98519821
But muh rare hover tech
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>>98519827
>you're right so you're stupid
?
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>>98519828
Holy shit this brainlet...
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>>98519828
They're literally just there to make them look holy, they don't do anything
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One day, we will finally find a human skull big enough for a hot air balloon equivalent.
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>>98519820
I guess green and gold are some good Aussie colours.
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>>98519817
>>98519823
>literally ginormous fucking balloon clusters several times larger than the object they are lifting floating above it
Yeah wow just suspend a tank under a fucking titanic sphere of servo skulls with the diameter of a 10 story building that wouldn't make for a retardedly easy target to shoot to pieces with flak on a battlefield or anything.
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>>98519807
Come on anon, a year old photo from facebook?
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>>98519841
>it can't be done
>ok it can be done but
I humbly accept your humiliating defeat.
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>>98519842
I havent even bought any minis yet. Used photo for reference. I can almost guarantee my first army won't be nearly as clean as pic
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One of these days, we'll find who stole all the servo skull jaws.
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>>98519842
Are you capable of reading? Even a little bit?
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>>98519843
I know you're just joking but cmon man. If it can't be done in a way that's practical on the battlefield then no it effectively can't be done. The question was along the lines of "why doesn't the Imperium do this" not "could this theoretically be accomplished in the most retarded way possible that would never ever work on a battlefield".
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>>98519842
He never said they were his models thoughbeit
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>>98519854
This actually gave me a really cool visual of the Mechanicus using the jawbones as clips to hold bundles of wires and cables throughout their buildings.
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>>98519854
Was me! I like teefs :D
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>>98519866
This dude looks kinda big and green for a human...
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>>98519852
Sorry, there's some weirdos in here that repost shit from insta and facebook as theirs all the time.
>>98519856
>>98519858
settle down, okay?
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>>98519879
>repost shit from insta and facebook as theirs
Literally when? I've never seen such posts. Very feminine posting by being such a facebook detective on anon's pic
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>>98519866
OI YOU GROT, YOUS GUNNA CRASH THE ECONOMY DOIN DAT
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>>98519879
You were right to question is models post, ignore the other nomodels defending him.
>>98519886
Can we see your models fren?
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>>98519857
>words words words words
>more fucking words
you said it couldn't be done
and then, with further pressure, admitted it could
restrain your autism and hold this L
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I like Orks :D
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>>98519888
>asking for models without posting your own
Oh anon... You know the rules and so do I
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Armies for this feel?
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>>98519722
Coulda sworn he said he finished painting them this month.
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>>98519890
>reading one line of words is too much for me I am a brainlet!
Lol
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>>98519896
Black furry? Space wolves. Pyramid? Necrons.
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>>98519905
>Black furry? Space wolves.
Kek
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>>98519865
>almost done installing this cable tray
>hour 19 of my 20 hour shift
>really looking forward to sitting down for some grim dark sleep times
>reach into my servopouches
>out of sharpened mandible wire staples
>fuck
>have to climb back down 300' ladder to get more to finish job
I hate my job.
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>>98519894
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>>98519916
Okay, mister nomodels.
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>>98519910
Sensible chuckle. I miss classic 4chan greentext posts like this.
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>>98519888
>>98519916
permanent means permanent btw
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>>98519919
Imagine saying this to someone who outnumbers your models 10 to 1
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>>98519900
He said he has too much mental anguish from being banned from the collage to finish them lmao
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>>98519916
Decalmutant why do you come back to this general every single day, day after day, knowing everyone can immediately identify you the second you post and that every single person here hates you.
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>turn away from my desk for a second
>cat immediately jumps on desk and obliterates my fucking wip

Little fucker.
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>>98519901
you lost this exchange so long ago and yet you're still replying
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>>98519930
Because I know them to be evil and their comments to be false and destructive distractions from a healthy thread
>>98519933
Give him a hug and forgive him
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Im enjoying 11th edition alot
Also been playing kill team more
Having a good time boys
Life is good
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>>98519940
Nice to see a peer and brother enjoying the hobby, keep having fun king.
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>>98519924
>I have sooo many more models than you! I uh.... just can't post them. Not for any reason, I just can't
I'm gonna guess that on top of this you're some tertiary that doesn't even read the books.
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>>98519944
kek, if you knew who you're speaking to you'd speak with more base and stand up straight you dumb worm.
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>>98519937
You can declare pretend victory after getting beaten all you want but I know that you know you actually lost, so its ok <3
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>>98519948
>pretend victory
but you were objectively wrong
so you lost
just accept it and move on
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>>98519947
>with more base
I can't with this guy, I genuinely want to believe you're a MASTERFUL troll and not a fucking diet Chris-chan
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>>98518887
Did you intentionally choose your paint scheme to include bare, unprimed plastic?
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>>98519939
Every time you start posting the thread becomes unusable because you start crying at anybody who doesn't ride your dick
And don't try to say you post and have pleasant conversations all the time, the jannies strike you down instantly every time because they don't need to recognize you, they have your information on record for maintaining your permaban
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>>98519776
>LIMITED
pops me every single time kek
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>>98519952
>base
oh so sorry I meant BASS, do you forgive me master of the English language?
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>>98519940
I wish the more recent kill team releases were more balanced
Theyre having difficulty it seems with keeping things even
Even games are a lot of fun though
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>>98519950
You don't have to be so autistic and continue pretending, I already told you, I know that you know you lost.
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>>98519947
>don't you know who I am?
You're anonymous and model-less, fag.
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>>98519940
My first 11th game should be next week so I'll looking forward to it.
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>>98519947
boo
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>>98519959
I mean that wasn't even the only cringe part of that post, so no, the damage is already done man. I think you should just take a break from posting for a bit lol. I can't keep laughing right now I'm trying to eat soup without spilling everywhere.
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>>98519956
that's because you and you're gremlin hoard are obsessed with me, stop trolling and engagin in namefag drama and stick to 40K(Warhammer)
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>>98519952
It would be wild if he trooned out and raped his own mother.
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>>98519967
These look sick except for the turqouise bits, those feel at odds with the rest of the colour scheme.
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Painted some quick little intercessors. I think they came out nice.
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>>98519972
You should just put on a trip so people can filter you
You would be like a named model like Typhus
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>>98519972
Why not just talk about 40k somewhere else?
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>>98519972
Your* god damn man I'm flustered
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>>98519972
>hoard
Oh my god NIGGA
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>>98519933
> owning cats
You deserve it, toxoplasmosis haver. You don't know this, but your house/apartment wreaks of cat piss
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>see someone selling a dakkarig for a good price
>quickly grabbem and pay with paypal
>....
>ebay did not allow me to choose what I was using and just charged default payment
I have to babysit every little thing because otherwise it fucks me over. I hate the constant micromanagement. Also for some reason the bill is 10 bucks higher than I thought, even though I write down every transaction. The fuck is going on.
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>>98519982
Horde, apologies
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>>98519974
iirc it's to keep a nod to his OG scheme that had that same teal on the shoulders
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>>98519985
Dakkarig sucks ass anyway, worst new Ork model, you deserve it.
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>>98519975
Looks nice anon, personally, I would reposition the sergeants arm with the hammer into an upwards pose though.
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>>98519981
>>98519982
Forgive him he’s intoxicated
Like Slaanesh intoxicates the souls of her followers
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>>98519961
>play in KT group
>don't worry anon, we play things for fun :)
>take kasrkin
>little did I know that ultra cool skirmish game that everyone jerks off has power creep that would make 9th ed cream
>my team was the second shittest team at time of play, with some KTs outright banned from tournaments
>remember a game against raveners. Where I could barely shoot them, and he had one fucker just pop in and out of cover killing my dudes because for some unknown reason, they gave some KTs 3ap.
>3ap in a system that everyone knows that action economy breaks the fucking game
>In every other system

I honestly fucking hate anyone who sucks off that fucking system, I played 12 games of it. Sure if you both have 3ap models or you are running the very few horde armies that have a chance its not that bad. But fuck me, that system is fucking trash.

Necromunda, is better balanced.
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>>98519967
Why are you skinwalking as o&tchad
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>>98519992
>because for some unknown reason, they gave some KTs 3ap
Because it's a team with 5 guys, and most have like 8-10? Not rocket science dude. Sounds like you just suck.
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>>98519776
I definitely need to join the furry anhilation mosaic. I painted this guy a while a go but I am working on something different right now and I dont want to miss out hehe.
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>>98519984
>I'm a retard and don't know how to clean anything
Completely optional to admit that btw.
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>>98519997
Shame it's the worst iteration of the daemon prince model, but the paint job is pretty good.
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>>98519992
Yeah you just have to be aware of it
Ravagers are super elite and were quite strong on release
Maps also matter alot, like if you played on Gallowdark, gallowdark favors raveners alot, if you had played on bheta-decima it wouldve favored you alot more
And yeah there are better horde teams like tau, sanctifiers are like a top tier horde team
You kinda just need to pick some teams that released around the same time that matchup reasonably fairly and the game is alot of fun
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>>98519996
>doesn't know why having more action points on tougher models is good
Lmao and I suck? Hahahahaha
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>>98519989
I bet you like beast snagga you big fagga.
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>>98520009
Dakkarig is spiritually a beast snagga vehicle, so absolutely not.

I will not elaborate.
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>>98519962
>You don't have to be so autistic and continue pretending
no u
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>actually playing games
ngmi
I just hold my models in the air and make pew pew noises as I imagine mydudes winning epically
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Guys I kinda hate decalfaggot…
Are all space wolves players fucked up freaks?
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>>98520008
>why does a team with only 5 models get 3 AP each for a total of 15 while teams with 10 models get 2 each for a total of 20???
Dumb faggot lol get gud.
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>>98519997
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>>98519999
I check the quads, but your choice in cats is still abysmal. You choose an animal that actively and intentionally disrespects you, and then have the gall to complain about it. You did this to yourself
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>>98520018
>that jaw
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>>98520020
Your complete lack of understanding how KT works, is making me giggle.

Also you didn't mention the free guard action they get after all models have been used, making them even more oppressive since you cannot gamble seizing the initiative next turn.

Like fuck me, just actually play the game before talking shit. The other anon admitted the balance is ass because like me, he played it.
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>>98520023
what a stud
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>>98520024
Cat's are fine and any admittance on the hygiene is just a self report on not being able to clean. Also fuck you want me to do? A house is completely off the table for me because I wasn't born 20 years earlier.
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>>98520019
shut the fuck up you useless posting bitch tit having loser, go paint a model or get the fuck outta our general faggot.
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>>98520027
>have 33% more action points than the other guy
>still lose
>complain that you don't actually have double the AP instead
Kekarooo
Anon I have three pieces of advice for you:

1. Get moar gud
2. Be less bad
3. Don't take bait so easily I'm shitposting dude I know Ravs were broken lmao
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>>98520024
Cats dont actively disrespect owners theyre just goofballs lol
Are you attracted to dogs or something?
Space wolves player I’m assuming?
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>>98520032
>i was merely pretending to be retarded.
I did say that if you both have strong KTs the game actually works. So Idk what the fuck this was even about.
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>>98520019
No, he's just so uniquely and impressively deranged that he drags the entire space wolves image down with him. There's I think two other SW guys in here and they're completely fine.
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>>98520014
Explicitly wrong because meks are the opposite of snaggas, being tech.
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>>98520030
>>98520033
look at how literal parasite hosts seethe when you point out how shit-tier the cats that infected them with these parasites are
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Does Daemon Princes wearing armor help them?
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>>98520019
>Are all space wolves players fucked up freaks?
Enough of them to form a stereotype at least. Most of the ones I've met IRL are the kind of people who think Amon Amarth shirts, unkempt beards and cargo shorts are the height of men's fashion, which can be annoying, but they're still like a dozen rungs on the ladder higher up than our resident lolcow here.
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>>98520037
Snaggas have a ton of tech, they aren't feral orks.
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>>98520036
Yes I am normal.
The other guy seems pretty chill as well.
I also collect crimson fists and orks for 40k :)
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>>98520039
helps them in looking cooool
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>>98520038
Its weird that I can put on a blindfold before throwing the dart at the dartboard and somehow hit space wolf dogfuckers right between the eyes with a wild guess
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>>98520019
>all
No
>disproportionately many per capita
Yes
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>>98520038
>self admit you can't clean
>boogeyman that you can only get from eating the shit from a cat which is infected.

This is just odd anon, hope you talk to someone.
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>>98520043
>I also collect crimson fists and orks for 40k :)
Profoundly based. I nominate you as this general's #1 space wolves guy.
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>>98520045
I don't play marines
you LITERALLY have a parasite
>>98520047
You get it from being around them whatsoever retard, I'm not the type of subhuman who owns a pest animal like a cat
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>>98520049
Seconded
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>>98520043
>finally an oldfag that called it 40k and not "Warhammer"
That plus Crimson Fists makes you certified chad material.
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>>98520050
So if cat owners have a parasite, what's your excuse for having them live so rent free in your head that you go ballistic at the mere mention of one?
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>>98520050
You do not, its a parasite that you get from indigestion.
Just go clean your room bro.
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>>98520050
I guess people like you just say wrong things sometimes and I’ll just have to let it go
And I’ve noticed recently that space wolves are strangely queer coded
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>>98519019
why is the necron also a twink
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>>98520060
>ruins every local biosphere
Maybe all those stupid ass little birds and squirrels and shit should be less shit tier at not getting caught and eviscerated by an animal that can't even fly or climb trees very well.
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>>98520042
They literally ride on squigs and live in jungles.
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>>98520060
Anon I like off topic shitposting as much as the next guy (which is not at all) but maybe talk about warhammer instead of your strange childhood forced-bestiality trauma related animal obsession?
Gosh xenos players are so cringe
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>>98520059
Only recently? They're up there with bangels and dangels as far as gayness goes.
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>>98520060
>full blown meltdown because you don't regularly clean you living space and now you assume everyone else does as well

Such a weird thing to be upset about, does my indoor cat bother you that much?
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>>98520024
>this cat did not come when I called- HE IS DISRESPECTING ME
Do brainlets actually think like this
It's just an animal
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>>98520062
>>98520064
>>98520066
look at how literal parasite hosts have to shitpost to try and save face
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>>98520070
Buddy everyone is this thread is laughing at you, I'll let you have the last word though, I'm getting pretty bored now
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>>98520060
>local biosphere
>muh ten trillion birds
Just for people like you I unironically hope cats do have magic powers (they don't) because you'll be the first executed when the mad max Global Catting causes starvation.
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>>98520070
To reiterate I dont care if you shitpost as long as your shitposts are warhammer related
Heres an example
Space wolves are gay
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>>98520074
three subhumans isn't everybody
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>>98520070
Even if you're baiting, it's not good bait.
Plus, I'm pretty sure you're the decalfag.
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>>98520063
They ride on cybersquigs and have cybork parts and wield explosives and chain-weapons and shit. They are no more feral than the Mechanicus cavalry in pic related. All of you are fucking retards who think Snaggas are supposed to be like feral ooga-booga Orks or Snakebitez and they literally AREN'T THAT SHIT AT ALL. They are Ork Big Game Hunters. They are the Ork equivalent of those fucking British dudes with monocles that would go out to Africa to kill shit with elephant guns, not Umbubu the local negro guide they would hire to show them around.
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Being Hostile towards conventional/domesticated animals is 3rd world and subhuman coded.
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>>98520084
I'm one of the main decalhaters, keep trying though
maybe one day you'll grow up and realize cats are shit tier
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>>98519408
Make some of the chassis red, but make the bulk of the flat of the blade black and white check. I feel like fists need a little red on em to make them pop, either purity seals or red trim shoulders. You could also do white and gold trim for the chainsword.
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KILL
TEAM
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>>98520069
Crazy how even vermin like raccoons and possums can be trained better than shit-tier cats isn't it
Cats don't even have the mental capacity for deductive reasoning, they'll continue making the same mistake over and over without trying to figure out what causes the mistake because they're retarded
even the dumbest dog breeds are capable of that level of reasoning
cats are for third worlders who can't keep clean homes and can't afford traps to handle vermin infesting their hovels
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>>98520087
Your posts are formatted the same way they would be by a redditor, you're hitting a Hard Return on the end of each sentence/thought. You are literally an immigrant from reddit.
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How black-coded are necrons in the grand scheme of things?
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We tolerate so much off topic shit here its fucking crazy honestly lol
The exodites look pretty cool
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>>98520094
Your desperation's setting in, sorry your shitposts have fallen so flat!
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>>98520086
The craziest thing is that anticat schizos only exist online, I've only met one of these freaks 'in real life', the fact they think everyone else is mentally ill when they clearly have something very wrong with them to be this fearful of an 8 pound animal (the funniest part is that I've actually seen them seethe at cats having overlapping ranges with other predators, like the Scottish wildcat, even though the wildcat is just a wild version of a cat) and need to be locked the fuck up so I no longer have to read the cat-equivalent of a flat earther.
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>>98520096
The problem is that sometimes you can be vacated for literally talking about warhammer 40,000 and its ruleset while retards like this run free spreading their mental illness without anyone being like "mental illness isn't allowed here please fuck off back to somewhere else (not here)".
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>>98520095
Not at all since they actually have advanced technology and don't chimp out like retards and the real Egyptians were not black which is why everyone makes fun of niggers with the whole "We wuz kangz" meme. Blacks were enslaved by the actual Egyptians.
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>>98520102
I have a healthy fear of horses due to their size and relative stupidity but yea people who are scared of dogs and smaller domesticated animals and actively discriminate against them are almost always nomodels subhuman brownoids with eyes to close together.
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>>98520105
Yep a full rangeban would have to be dropped on whatever node our resident lolcow dogfucker is VPN abusing from but yknow shit, it is what it is man
I just chill here I dont care that much
Im just a silly ork boy trying to make it in this crazy world!
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>>98520116
Stop bitching you needle dicked virgin
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>>98520116
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>>98520096
Can't really do much if the jannies don't ban it.
That being said, I'm really hoping the killteam kit is the start of a full range of Exodite models like what happened with Kriegers. I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but GW letting you turn one box into 4 units is certainly hopeful for the future of them.
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>>98520119
I’ve never experienced such flagrant ork discrimination
Count your days bud, once our codex drops, you’re fucked!
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>>98520114
>people who are scared of dogs
Almost all other dogs are fine, but I always keep a hand near my knife when I walk by one of the glass-eyed NPC retards that has a pit bull which isn't obviously friendly. Those niggers of the dog world need to be exterminated and I await the day I can send one of those demon hounds to hell with sharp metal in its fucking throat.
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>>98520128
I have a Pitt and yes I agree it deserves a License to use but you've got to be direct and have internal intent when ordering it about, its basically a weapon and anytime I see a mulch skin with one I cringe.
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>>98520131
Yeah I'm worried a lot less if I see the owner looks like a put together human being, but so many of them are being walked around by fat hunchbacked crack addicts and brownoids. I legitimately worry for the safety of kids in my neighborhood if one ever gets off a leash from one of those idiots.
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>>98520135
i went to my brother Apart complex and saw 10 mexican kids and a fat beaner queen with a bun in the oven playing with an all brown pit with no collar or leash running around and realize ive entered Mogadishu basically.
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>>98520135
You aren't allowed to live in neighborhoods that have kids decalpedo
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>>98520136
God that's so fucking grim man.

>>98520137
I'm not the decalmutant you fucking RETARD.
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>>98520137
I'm the other guy you fat wop
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chill out with all the dog talk guys you’re gonna make decalfaggot cum in his diaper
Lets talk about warhammer
Like for instance we could talk about the months of shame where the inquisition pushed the space wolves shit in for literally months straight
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>>98520054
What a strangely specific pet peeve to have
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>>98520144
>warhammer
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>>98520144
>Like for instance we could talk about the months of shame where the inquisition pushed the space wolves shit in for literally months straight
Holy shit what a lorelet wretch you've been exposed as, shall we enlighten you on how Logan dealt with the Grey Knights offenses you nomodels piglet?
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>>98520153
still no successors btw
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>>98520145
Bro it's the fact that almost every single fucking one of you is SO new you don't even realize how weird it is. Only 3-4 years ago this shit started with people everywhere saying "Warhammer". Go back before that and almost 30 fucking years of 40k's existence EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, almost exclusively referred to it as 40k. Never "Warhammer", just seeing people say that is fucking weird, it sticks out like a sore thumb. It used to mean "Warhammer Fantasy" before Age of Sigmar became a thing and people started specifying Fantasy to distinguish from AoS.
>hey dude wanna play 40k this weekend?
>what's up with 40k lore?
>welcome to 40k newfag
>warhammer sells less than one box of 40k
etc.

That's all you would ever hear for decades. Here, every forum, every store, multiple different groups of players across multiple states, for my entire life since I was a little kid, until literally just a few years ago, now suddenly it's "warhammer warhammer warhammer" everywhere on this board and on shit like twitter. It's fucking WEIRD. Like you are ALL this new????
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>>98520154
Glad you think GW won't retcon or challenge that trash for one of its most popular top selling chapters. Enjoy the future bitch.
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>>98520154
wrong
>>98520157
I like how you're so unaware of your own """repped""" chapter's lore you don't even know that they had multiple (FAILED) successors pre-primaris and have the wolfspear post primaris
You're so uninformed it's staggering that we're still finding out more and more about what you don't know
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>>98520156
Post your pre-5th edition rulebook and templates and codex with timestamp
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>>98520157
magnus: 2
space dogfuckers: 0
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>>98520156
Holee fucking unchecked autism, Bambam. For a start it's probably just because of GW's rebranding, changing all stores to "Warhammer" stores. Second of all though, who tf cares? Language changes over time, big whoop. We all know what people mean when they say "warhammer" in the 40K thread. Not that deep unc
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>>98520167
is this an actual tingler?
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noooo
Sustained Hits 1 plus Sustained Hits 1 does not equal Sustained Hits 2. I thought I was being clever giving sustained to someone who has sustained but they don't allow it.

Back to the drawing board.
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>>98520161
Kay dude. What about you?
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>>98520163
I will say it is especially crazy that their whole identity is countering psykers yet psykers keep walking directly through the front door of their house and throatfucking them
Literally castrated the entire legion
I honestly cant think of a more cucked legion
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>>98520167
>tfw I discovered that Chuck Tingle made his own TRPG while looking for answers
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>>98520174
Ive never played warhammer I just like it
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>>98520167
Kinda missing the point dude.
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>>98520187
What is the point then? Succinctly, not some multi paragraph rambling.
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>>98520187
Is “the point” that saying >warhammer now has to be ANOTHER fucking reason to derail the thread and devolve to combative shitposting about whos the groggiest grog of all?
Add it to the pile with fucking decal and post models and primary secondary tertiary shitposting jesus christ just fucking talk about the goddamn board game lol
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>>98520189
That it's weird this is such a new phenomenon and yet almost everyone does it meaning there are so few oldfags around. And you don't even have to be THAT MUCH of an oldfag for this to be odd sounding like even fucking 9th edition starters were around when everyone still said 40k 99% of the time.
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>>98520145
>>98520167
nta but I've also literally never heard somebody refer to 40k as warhammer until the last year or two since there's multiple different warhammer games and just saying warhammer does nothing to narrow down which one you are talking about.
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>>98520153
Is needing help from the Grey Knights and Dark Angels to save your own planet from a force that your chapter is supposed to counter supposed to be some kind of own?
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>>98520195
Fucking thank you I thought I was going insane.
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>>98520169
That's how it worked through all of 10th as well, newfriend.
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>>98520193
Alright man goddamn what have we established? Theres lots of new players? Like fucking neato torpedo
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>>98520193
>meaning there are so few oldfags around
No? They've probably just adapted to using warhammer instead of 40K more. It's really not that weird, you're just sperging out about it. And now because of this spergout people are going to purposefully use it more, you realise that right?

>>98520195
We're in the 40K general, I think that narrows it down. Context tells you which warhammer they're referring to, needing things spelled out clearly is an autism trait
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>>98520191
It just sounds weird man, like apart from what I said to the other guy it just sticks out wrong, like people who unironically say Astra Militarum instead of Imperial Guard, you can almost here the corporate trademark cocksucking. Or like if someone playing fantasy unironically said Aelves. Like yeah we get it GW it's the fucking trademark but most old players would just still go on and call them High Elves or Dark Elves no one was actually saying Aelves, then imagine you wake up one day and suddenly everyone is doing it all at once and no one is commenting about how retarded they all sound.
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>>98520174
Impressive, for once an obnoxious semantic autist isn't just a poser
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>>98520209
Nobody needs it narrowed down because they don't know, it's the fact that fucking no one ever did this until very recently and it sticks the fuck out and makes you sound like a tourist.
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>>98520210
>imagine if make believe slang changed over time
Honestly that would be fucking nuts and I would literally shit myself and turn into a screaming maniac if that happened
Dont even joke about that dude
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>>98518921
I bet he sold at least a dozen already.
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>>98520211
I had that Tau codex once too, I think it was stolen from me years ago along with a bunch of my earliest models. Damn shame.
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>>98520212
I just can't imagine caring this much it's such a nonissue

>>98520213
Literally clapping my feet and rubbing my tummy with glee at this post
Literally
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>>98520221
Similar boat, i started with tau in 4th, so by the time 6th Ed codex was released I gave my old one to a kid starting out tau so he had some cool shit to look at when he was doing hobby.
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>Dark Eldar 10E codex was released in October 2025
>10th ended less than a year later
Unironically grim. A little bit dark.
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>>98520209
>We're in the 40K general, I think that narrows it down. Context tells you which warhammer they're referring to, needing things spelled out clearly is an autism trait
I don't know why you think this means anything when the conversation is talking about it being used everywhere rather than just this general. Besides it's just basic vernacular that people pick up from any time spent interacting with the source material or the community surrounding it so a sudden massive flood of completely different vernacular is a pretty good sign of a flood of newfags or tertiaries overwhelming the normal process of cultural intergration.
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>>98520227
Tau were my third army so it didn't sting that bad, I still had my main forces.

>>98520229
I appreciate you finding a way to articulate this, I didn't feel like arguing any more.
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>>98520229
I remember one time a guy said warhammer instead of 40k and I lost all respect for him then and there
That man was my father
And we haven’t spoken since
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>>98520229
Alright alright paragraph man, let's get back to talking warhammer
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Ive recently started warhammermaxxing
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>>98520228
iirc guard got their 9th ed codex and then 10th came out within 3 months. GW doesn't give a fuck whatsoever.
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>>98520231
This but unironically, fuck tourists.
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>>98520236
how so
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>>98520236
What does that entail dear friend
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>>98518858
Bile's boys so far. The hardest part is deciding which legion each squad is gonna be from. I'm thinking either a squad of word bearers, night lords or alpha legion next.
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>>98520231
>>98520234
Thanks for the concession.
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Do you guys all remember the day poopycumshitfuckass released when everyone was calling “warhammer 40K” poopycumshitfuckass but then over the next 24 hours all the secondary newfaggots invaded the hobby and started calling it “warhammer 40k” instead of poopycumshitfuckass?
Ever since then its felt like this entire hobby and these thread are just filled with newfag tertiary tourist retards
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She warhammer on my Rogal Dorn until I Armageddon
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>>98520249
She took my iron within til I ironed without.
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>>98520248
A little poopy, hmm? A little 40gay?
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>nooo you guys, GW rebranded, it's called WARHAMMER™ now you have to say WARHAMMER™ and ASTRA MILITARUM™ and DRUKHARI™ and NURGLITE POOPLICKITY PLAGUESLOPPERBOPPER™ and PRIMARISCAST VIGILATOR IMPRECATOR™
I'm just saying this is pretty much how you guys sound. You can carry on being cringe on purpose to annoy me, it's whatever. Thirty years we all called it 40k. You do not fit in. You sound like a cringe tourist.
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>>98520250
she night'd on my lord until I skinned a baby alive and impaled its screaming corpse on its mother's flayed tibia
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>>98520254
who are you quoting?
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>>98520254
And you sound like a fucking baby. Go outside, for fuck's sake.
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I merely said 40k because I play different systems.

Its not that deep.
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>>98520254
>You sound like a cringe tourist
Oh no! Anyway...
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>>98520256
Every single newfaggot who says Warhammer when referring to 40k.
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I thought Agents might actually have something good for once since one of their detachments gives everyone ignores cover but then I read more and it's not actually everyone, none of the navy or rogue trader or deathwatch or allied knights get it, it's only arbites and ordo hereticus models.

I still put together this little 1k ordo hereticus list using stuff I already have. I could see buying a couple arbites squads and a couple knights to make it 2k in the future maybe.

https://www.newrecruit.eu/app/list/yGl1x
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>>98520254
secondaries unironically calling poopcumshitfuckass 40k is always gonna get my goose
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>>98520254
it's been astra militarium longer than it was imperial guard
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>>98520258
I mean realistically if someone mentioned warhammer IRL, in 99.99% of instances they're talking about 40k anyway. They're sure as shit not talking about Age of Sigmar, lmao.
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>itt tourists and shitposters pretend that writing pattern recognition isn't a basic skill developed by anybody who has been on this website longer than a year
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>>98520261
ok
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Does each codex have a sort of generalist detachment, or is it all "take a 2dp and a 1dp"
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>>98520267
That's just the thing, go back a little over 10 years and actually no, if someone said Warhammer they meant Fantasy. And I get it, times change, but as the other anon eloquently explained, the fact that so many people have flooded the fandom at once that they didn't absorb the existing terminology and assimilate into the community that already existed is a bad sign.
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>>98520236
hey dickhead what the fuck did you mean
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>>98520270
>guys I literally fucking swear I’m based can I be in the club now please!?
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>>98520273
So far the first codex hasn't even been released, but I believe the plan for 11th is that they will all only have 2DP and 1DP options once the 10th ed detachments start getting phased out.
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>>98520262
if you want to abuse the ordo hereticus rules, your best bet is splitting SoB squads between immolators as your main attack units. the immolators are ordo keyword'd and then give that same ignore cover bonus to other units in your army (ie, a Canus Rex) after its shot.
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>>98520276
his savage methods need not be explained
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>>98520266
You are fucking retarded.
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>>98520270
>itt: autistic schizo rages at boogymen
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Woah just read the thread. Quite a big melty today. I wonder if there is anyone who is completely opposite of the mutant, someone who makes the thread better with every post rather than this.
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>>98520274
bad sign for what retard?
That GW will all of a sudden start doing things we don’t like for the very first time ever in the entire history of the games lifespan?
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>>98520274
I mean fantasy died, that's why no one refers warhammer to it anymore.
Hell even playing fantasy I use old world or fantasy when talking about it.
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>>98520283
I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M A 40KPILLED WARHAMMERMAXXER IN MY SPACE MARINE ARC OR NOT
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The virgin warhammer sayer | The chad 40k utterer
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>>98520286
I can't believe the number of faggots in this thread who think that women can be oversexualized and tits can be too big in a video game
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>>98520286
I was maybe 1/5th of the thread you johnny come lately bitch, don't impugn the integrity of your superiors while you're out blowing your doms.
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>>98520286
that would widerwwawy be me fwend
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>>98520254
>nooo you guys, GW rebranded, it's called WARHAMMER™ now you have to say WARHAMMER™ and ASTRA MILITARUM™ and DRUKHARI™ and NURGLITE POOPLICKITY PLAGUESLOPPERBOPPER™ and PRIMARISCAST VIGILATOR IMPRECATOR™
remember to read this in the voice of Burblespew Halescourge for the optimal 40kg experience
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>>98520297
I do love the fact you google unused verbs/nouns, but still cannot use punctuation so you end up still looking stupid as all fuck.
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>>98520292
Bro how hard do you warhammer?

>>98520301
What a heckin guy
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anyone gonna make a new thread or is this the last one ever
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>>98519840
They are THE aussie colours generally.
Not on the flag, because every time someone suggests changing it they make something truly vile to look at or cede it to the subhuman abos
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>>98520310
This is the last warhammer thread. Next one is a 40k thread.
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>>98520297
When people post pictures of magnus is it like a jumpscare for you?
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She War my Hammer, till I Horus my Heresy.
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>>98520307
>I do love the fact you google unused verbs/nouns
This is so fuckin sad I can barely pull myself together to respond,may google save you.
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>>98520310
Didn't even realise we hit pic limit, was just having such a swell time!
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>>98520320
Buddy using impugn over challenge was 100% a google search.
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>>98520297
>1/5 of the thread
And you dont see how that is an issue
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>>98520322
''''''Buddy''''''' not all of us had an Amerimutt edyoocashun
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>>98520297
I was the other 4/5ths of the thread btw retard ive been trolling you the whole time
Fistchads unite
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>>98520322
LMAO! I love you bro, please tell me you have models...
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>>98520274
I just can't be bothered to give a shit, man. Boo hoo, newfags aren't using the correct terminology. I'm in my mid 30's, I have more important shit to care about.
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>>98520327
Decal not being american is such a fucking dub for america lets go boys
The emperors light shines on us
And thankfully we have AC so it wont just kill us
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>>98520327
Being a walking thesaurus doesn't make you smart. Also that's now the third reply with improper grammar.
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>>98520327
America has the highest performing students in the world when you filter out the non-Whites. All memes and stereotypes about American education is based on the negroids dragging down all the statistics and averages.
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>>98520332
I am American you dumb dunce
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>>98520336
Nah
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>>98520327
America was literally the first country in history to provide universal public education, retard. We invented it, along with pretty much everything else that was invented after our founding.
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>>98520332
He's from Arkansas...

>>98520333
I'm not even the same dude I was just commenting
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>>98520334
you can't just go dropping truth nukes like that you know
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>>98520339
You jealous kid? Good luck in you're European prison or 3rd world hellscape.
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>>98520346
Doesn't your president rape kids and shit his pants?
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>>98520346
Your,*, sorry I am intoxicated.
>>98520347
Oh now after 8 years+ in the spotlight now he rapes kids! Fuck off you lefty two faced degenerate.
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>>98520347
Probably yeah, fuck that guy. Total sellout to the jews. But you can say the same but worse about the leader of almost every European nation.
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>>98520354
>unrionic MAGAtard in 2026
LMFAO
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>>98520347
nah Biden left like 2 years ago
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>>98520354
you drink too much
also space wolves are gay
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>>98520356
Healthcare is scary isn't it.
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>>98520362
America literally has the best healthcare in the world you twit.
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>>98520357
You've spent decades fighting for trans/fag rights and you're belittling me for voting for the guy who said shut the fuk up to those queer ideals? Yea this War shit is annoying but we have to combat the new silk road and Russia/China/Irans attempts to overthrow the western dollar/euro
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>>98520362
>Healthcare
Lol, lmao
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>>98520367
>who cares if everything is worse now? At least we are owning the libs!

I often forget how dumb Americans are.
And yes, I am better than you.
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Please god someone make a new thread I do not want to read any more of decalmutants good goy israeli-brainwashing talking points
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>>98520366
I've heard enough, another billion to Israel.
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>>98520373
Try harder eastern scumfuck
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>mutie's a red blooded MAGAtard
Whoda thunk, the SS decals weren't ironic
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>>98520378
You are a dumb fucking nigger.
>yeah I mean we're fighting a war on behalf of evil Tzeentch cultists but at least they stopped those evil Slaanesh cultists from taking over!
THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARD.
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>>98520383
>please stop talking about it
Good goy.
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>>98520382
you know that there's more than you and one other person in these threads, right...?
>>
Warhammer 40,000. Please, I beg of you.
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>>98520383
>stop bringing up the obvious fucking evil influence behind everything
No actually the noticing will only continue
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So many people pretend to read or adhere to the Torah/Brit Hadasha but very few will make it
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Uuuuuggghhhögöööööögh Warhammer 40.000 amiritelads?
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>>98520390
>warhammer
Holy shit newfag tertiary exposed LOL
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>>98520399
Where are the cheaper gas prices anon?
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i like scifi warhams
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>>98520403
Im feelin a lil hammy myself personally
warhammy even
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Can the lefties lay off their meds and go to sleep please? We reality niggers would like to converse in peace..
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>>98520407
who do you like most in 40k bro
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>People still engage is culture war politics
Insane to me.
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>>98520405
>I voted for a deranged old man
That's not something to gloat about retardo
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>>98520402
>b-b-b-b-but people voted for him for cheap gas...!
I voted for him for mass deportations and election security, both of which he has vigorously pursued. This Iran shit is tertiary and I don't really care about some American-hating brown faggots getting blown up halfway around the world. Cry more.
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>>98520405
>I voted for him
I am 100% confident that you did not.
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>>98520412
>no more wars btw
I could literally do this for hours. Cope more pedo.
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>>98520416
>Cope more pedo.
the projection is suffocating
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>>98520416
Except that, as I just explained, that's not why I voted for him. Seethe harder tranny.
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Is the night lord trilogy any good? Want something new to listen to. I've been burned by ADB before though. I'll never forgive him for how sloppy Master of Mankind was.
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>get exposed in the files that /pol/ was a psyop from Epstein
>still believe its word like gospel
Lmfao.
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>>98520420
>causing a worldwide price spike was better than a woman not accomplishing much
Lmao, and what Warhammer 40,000(tm) faction do you play?
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>>98520424
Yeah its very good actually
Some of the top 40k books
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ok making a new thread to leave this fucking cancer behind, give me a minute
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>>98520427
imagine pushing these leftytroon talking points in 2026, you're fucking embarrassing
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>>98520432
>still no argument
Israel's strongest soilder ITT, fellas.
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>>98520434
>/pol/ said this wasn't true
LMFAO.
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MAKE AF UCING NEW THREAD I WANT TO POST IMAGES WHAT THE FUCK
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>>98520439
>>98520439
>>98520439

NEW THREAD

>>98520439
>>98520439
>>98520439

GO NOW

>>98520439
>>98520439
>>98520439
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Oh mah boi he sho like dat koolaid!
*smacks lips*
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>>98520442
>making a new thread in the middle of their tantrum
retard they're just going to drag it into the next thread now
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>>98520463
>H-he didn't want this
You're literally his controlled opposition
You act so obnoxious that you push everybody to the other side
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>>98520477
>W-We're winning!!!
Twitter isn't real life little guy
Anyways I'll see you in a few minutes after you evade this upcoming ban so you can keep shitting up our general
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>>98520499
Oh you're a glowie no wonder your posting style is so retarded lmao
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>>98520504
>everyone who disagrees with my is a glowie
Okay tranny
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>>98520274
>go back a little over 10 years and actually no, if someone said Warhammer they meant Fantasy.
No, 10 years ago nobody knew fantasy existed and it died from zero sells
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Man when the fuck is the fire prism coming back in stock



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