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Tablet of Discovery Edition

>Bans
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-august-10-2026

>News
The Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:
https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026

Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:
https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026

>Spoilers
http://www.magicspoiler.com/
https://mythicspoiler.com/

CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES
>Current meta, complete with deck lists
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share casual decks
https://deckstats.net/
https://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share Cubes
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/

>What is EDH?
https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1

>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.
https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963

>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)

>Previously
>>98531534

>TQ
Favorite 3 mana artifact?
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>>98549724
Dead game
Dead general
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landfall bans when
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>>98549724
>Favorite 3 mana artifact
The one and only.
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>>98549861
(This one doesn't count as 3 mana artifact, right?)
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>>98549879
(By the way I'm afraid this one doesn't count as 3 mana artifact either.)
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>
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>>98549954
Sorry, it's past midnight and it's not my day.
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I'm casual.
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TQ
>animate mutavault while my opponent is tapped out
>put an enlightened counter on mutavault
>can never lose the game
always funny when it happens
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My first net deck was mono blue control used to make the fnm crowd seethe. I miss old magic….
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>>98549724
>Favorite 3 mana artifact?
>>
>Decided to play Azorius Spirits from 2018 for Modern weeklies yesterday
>Only change is 4x Sink into Stupor and Consign into Memory in the sideboard
>Suddenly all matchups were Scapeshift Titan, Jund (????), Arclight Dredge, and Jeskai Wizards with backup Splinter Twin in the board
I think I prefer this than being raped by energy and Goryos for the 3rd week.
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>>98550147
thats 0 mana doe
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>>98550308
yea but I have to pay for greasefang
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>>98550315
fuck i didnt think of that
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>>98550036
You made me realize I have no way of dealing with that.
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SEXO SEXO SEXOOOO WITH WITCH I'M FUCKING CUMMMIIIIINNNN ON HER TITTTTSSSSSS
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>>98550344
kys subhuman coomer
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>>98550325
This is exactly what Garfield was worried about.
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>>98550325
Most decks do not because they will win before their opponent can even try that.
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>>98550491
It was banned in >standard.
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>>98550544
Because they were never in the same rotation you clown.
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>>98549969
this tripnigger and
>>98550344
this coomer
are unfunny and annoying. Where is thaliafag?
>>
>>98550565
faceless haven buddy
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>>98550572
Could be worse, could be the furfag redditor trying to force his gay "meme"
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>>98550607
He lives in your head rent-free all day and you still claim he failed.
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>>98549992
coolness is 10/10
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>>98549724
>TQ
>>
>>98550457
>>98550572
See you next thread x
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>>98550344
you're supposed to cum in her hairy witch pussy to make little witchlets
>>
>>98550544
>>98550583
it was banned in a weird arena-only bo1-only variant of standard, not actual standard
>>
Remember to go to edhg if you want to discuss magic
>>
I wonder if they'll do a Warcraft set, it'd make sense with Wizards doing the WoW module for D&D, but the question is whether it'd interfere too much with Hearthstone.
I would buy so many packs, and I'd do my best basedjak face with each purchase.
>>
>>98550835
>but the question is whether it'd interfere too much with Hearthstone.
I don't think it would, the we got two Marvel sets already and they did not impact Marvel Snap in anyway, Hearthstone is different enough from Magic if you ask me
>>
>>98550844
Fair.
Colour me excited.
Precons will be Arthas (Lich King) (Blue/Black), Tyrande and Malfurion (Green/White/Blue)
Thrall (Green/Red)
Wrathion (Black/Red)

3 for nostalgia-sake and 1 for modern WoWdorks
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>>98550742
Faceless Haven was banned in standard. They didn't do bo1 bans back then.
You're just misremembering because it was lockdown so in-person events weren't firing.
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>>98550861
I feel like it would be Warcraft and not wow, and youd get one deck featuring at least some 1st or second war stuff.
And no way you dont get an Illidan deck.
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>>98550917
Warcraft 1/2 stuff doesn't sell, but that's why I threw in Wrathion because he does have that black dragon throwback tie in to Warcraft 2.
Malfurion/Illidan could be a neat theme, Brother's at War or something, idk.
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When did White become slop?
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Nobody knows Warcraft 1 and 2. 3 , mostly through wow osmosis.
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>>98550942
>>98550945
Right, but it feels exactly like the kind of move both blizzard and wotc would do as performative fan service. Kinda like when they reference lost vikings.
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>>98550963
You're probably right. They'd probably do one from 1, one from 2, 2 from 3 and I still think Wrathion is a likely candidate.
I would probably keep my Maiev card in a similar condition to my first edition Dark Magician Girl.
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All the cool kids are playing premodern
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>>98550943
2020
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>>98550491
I used to think of my main deck as a Yugi-style deck, in that no matter what the circumstances might be, I could always theoretically Heart-of-the-Cards my way to some kind of victory. Even if there was only one card in my deck that could save me, it was important that I never felt like I had to concede.

But, in my efforts to try and keep up with constant power creep, I realize I lost sight of that. I might just have to slap in a Generous Gift in there, so I could handle something like a land that prevents me from winning the game. It might not be very Yugi of me to just use a card that directly solves 90% of problems instead of coming up with some ridiculous convoluted combo instead, but if I chain together a few tutors, like say Imperial Recruiter>Stoneforge Mystic>Sunforger>Generous Gift, I think that qualifies as sufficiently convoluted.

I'm not a big fan of Generous Gift though, though my other obvious option is Chaos Warp, which is another "excellent card that disagrees with me."
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>>98549724
>TQ
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>>98551275
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>>98551281
Thanks :3
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>>98550943
When Gavin Kikey promised to ā€œfixā€ the problems he created.
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>>98551426
Not his problem you don't play a format where white is good.
>>
Play
Premodern
>>
white cant be good because that would be problematic
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What are some fun fresh controllish combo-decks (think Dimir Excruciator) to play in standard/pioneer??
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Miss Concord makes a cameo.
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Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home...
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>>98551911
>>
>>98551911
no way jose, premodern is to 93/94 as thirldworlders are to us
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Play pre modern lil gups.
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>>98551524
>Dimir Excruciator
you can play that in pioneer
another funny one is the nine lives + coveted falcon combo, you play UW until you can give them nine lives and then you blow it up
https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=65036&d=691623&f=PI
this is an old list but you get the idea
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Magic 2026:
>Commander
>Magic Arena
>Premodern
(all the other formats are dead)
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>>98552175
>>98551911
>>98551460
Fuck off shills. Go be Jewish somewhere else.
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>>98552201
Arena is for limited, everything else is just to fund limited.
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>extremely play-draw dependent 5 turn aggro format with 5 archetypes, of which only 1 is consistently playable
>a second slightly slower and bigger aggro deck also sort of hangs out on the side by poaching some of the first deck's cards
welcome back, 3x GTC
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>>98552201
Arena is dying anon, kotc is keeping it on life support but it's a money sink
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>>98551426
Meds, kike.
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>>98552375
how exactly is arena a money sink for wotc?
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>>98552375
So it's just commander and Premodern?
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>>98552427
It is primarily all F2P users now and the whales are few and far between. All of the animations, cards, sets, backgrounds, arena exclusive cards, etc cost money and development time for increasingly little return. Servers also aren't free and they have to run a lot of bots to make quick draft and BO1 function.

They had a very narrow window of success to make arena really good and worth playing and they dropped the ball hard. They should have had modern from day one and also offer phantom draft subscriptions. I don't know about other anons but I would pay $10 a month to draft sets as much as I wanted. But no - what we all got instead was a perpetually half finished, memory hungry and resource wasting program that only really does a bad mimic of what playing magic is actually like.
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>>98549724
>TQ
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>tq
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>>98552512
>Premodern
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>>98551281
What is this art supposed to represent? Having never seen this particular print before I assume it is 5th Ed because 5th is the best set of all time and had incredible art direction.
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>>98553100
that's Twiddle's original artwork from Alpha and the printing you replied to is 4ED, as you can see from the ©1995 brochacho
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you have been turned into mark rosewater for a day. whats the first thing that you do?
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>>98553228
Masturbate
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>>98553228
Look around
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>>98553229
thats gay anon, its not your cock and its not a cute girlcock.
>>
>>98553228
Reply with a bevvy of slurs to every blogatog question
>>
>>98553228
Pauper Horizons
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>>98553228
1. Pioneer Horizons
2. Pauper Horizons
3. Premodern Horizons
all of them with 4 Commander precons of course
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>>98553504
we already got that
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>>98553235
What if it's Ajani's cock
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>>98553754
0. standard horizons
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>>98553868
living out a normal day in the office doesn't sound much fun to me
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>>98552560
but that's what whales are, few but still funding a whole business
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>>98553228
the other anons were pretty much on the money but also
standard horizons. cards that are eternally in standard pool
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Is she too overpowered?
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>>98554028
>cards that are eternally in standard pool
what would be some good cards for this?
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>>98554028
>standard horizons. cards that are eternally in standard pool
so you reinvented core sets? isn't this Foundations but worse?
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>>98554033
I'd be so mad if my fav IP would get sloppified to mtg with spongebobu and all the other crap
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>>98554128
YES! it's great
>>98554061
llablowar elf obv
lightning blow
dark ritual (blowjob)
blowstorm
swords to blowjob
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>>98554162
>llablowar elf
>one boner blown for every twink snapped underfoot
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>>98554141
Doom is too based and dark. There’s no way (((they))) would co-opt it and make it gay and retarded, right?
>looks at 40k
…right?
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>>98553228
DOOM secret lair. mechanically unique cards that are legacy playable. not print to demand as usual of course
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>>98552201
Welcome to the future. Your premier competitive format is fucking 4 player singleton.
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>>98554279
>competitive
>cringemander
thats against the rules actually
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>>98554374
nigga "c"edh gets more play than any real competitive format and you know it
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>>98554403
learn to read retard
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>>98554411
read bracket 5 sweaty, they truly believe it's competitive
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>>98554416
>read
stopped reading right there
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>>98554422
pretending to be retarded and being genuinely retarded are functionally identical
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>>98554428
Commander is not a competitive format, I fear.
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>>98553228
Bang my smoking hot wife. (Lmao jk probably go to synagogue or some shit)
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>>98552205
Premodern is the least jude format thodobeit.
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>>98554696
link me the coolest premodern deck and I will construct an opinion on the matter
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>>98554696
It's for jews and their brazilian servants.
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>>98554703
you can play blue combo or blue white combo
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>>98554703
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5176609#paper
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>>98554727
I now have a negative opinion on premodern
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>>98549724
>>
I think I got like 5 or 6 Mox Opals. Like I definitely have 4 in an Affinity deck and 1-2 in a Commander deck or so maybe. Should I offload them? I don't need the money but it's a good amount
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>>98553100
Back in the day, Magic design was way more loose. Sometimes the artist would get the name of the card they were painting; sometimes the color; sometimes they were told to just deliver X pieces of art. The card designers sometimes started with mechanics, sometimes with card names, sometimes by attempting to adapt something from outside Magic. Including looking at the art that's come in and trying to come up with a card that uses it. Sometimes "it's abstract enough, we gotta ship things" won out.

5E was specifically the first time WOTC comissioned new art for a base set. IDK if they thought it would sell well; I just know that it broke the (evolving) reprint policy - before 5E, new art had to come out in black border first. WOTC was trying to figure out what the function of base sets was at the time: between 5E and "Classic" 6E, WOTC ironed out the "Portal is Starter, base set is Intermediate, expansions are Expert" pipeline. From 6E on, the "accepted" function of the base set was to provide the backbone of the Type 2 (Standard) format, built around the last 2 years' releases (or rather last year's block + whatever was coming out this year). But 5E was still in the weird "yes we're reprinting cards, but you know what would be cooler?" territory.
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>>98554977
yeah sell all 6
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>>98554727
>https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5176609#paper

Hey, nice manabase you got there
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Play

Premodern
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>>98555304
No, I don't think I will.
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>>98549724
>TQ
Blessed mythic uncommon
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>>98551911
No
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Why is Premodern better than Modern?
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>>98553100
If you mean twiddle it's supposed to represent the magic coming back to the object. The colorful lines are the leylines. When a land or artifact is tapped it's supposed to represent tapping into it power until it's tapped out like a water facet.
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>>98555385
Why?
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>>98555407
I don't like they play patterns of premodern.
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>>98555412
Not enough spinder man cards for ya?
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>>98555474
they are scared to reprint this
>>
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>>98555391
Every card in premodern was legal in standard at some point. The cards are balanced for a standard environment and not a direct-to-modern environment, and you are not required to play FIRE or UB cards if you wish to be competitive. Plenty of people also play the format casually and experiment with brews, if you prefer to not take a competitive approach.
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>>98555525
>Casual brewing format with no actual brewing because someone with 10 IQ can figure everything out
Commander players...
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>>98555614
>someone with 10 IQ can figure everything out
you think even I could brew a good premodern deck?
>>
Even Tier 2 decks can stand a chance thanks to strong sideboard hate cards. And the color pie really matters.
For example, black can't direct destroy enchantments, so you need to find a way around that. You might splash another color or rely on artifacts like Nevinyrral's Disk or effects like Dystopia.
And you need to think carefully about your manabase. People are still trying to figure out the best Sligh manabase, and we're talking about Sligh, one of the most straightforward deck archetype possible.
You can't fetch any land you want or rely on cavern of souls to fix tribal strategies.
There is no easy fixes.

The games are also usually longer than your average Modern game, so you're likely to play most of the cards in your deck. That's why Premodern decks tend to run a lot of 1-ofs and 2-ofs.
A Modern game often ends around turn 8 or 9, and you might play only eight signature cards before you win or lose. And that's it, he rest of the cards in your deck don't really matter, as long as you execute exactly what your deck is supposed to do and play the signature cards. The same goes for your opponent.
Thats because modern cards are often engines and one-man army and don't require much support from other cards. A single Ocelot Pride or Ragavan will win the game alone without the need of any other cards.
On premodern a turn 1 Goblin Lackey requires a strong hand to be good.
Even combo decks can be trick to pilot and navigate, and they often have clear holes that can be exploited.
Just check the recent LSV video playing iIl Gotten Gains.
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>>98555694
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>>98555391
it lets me play my favourite deck :D
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>>98555555
Wasted
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>>98555694
Actual good post.
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>>98555694
Cool anyway I stifle phyrexian dreadnought etb enjoy trying to remove it through my 4 open.
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>>98555801
sounds like a really cool format, unlike regular modern where 13/13s get played t2
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I don't recall us ever getting a single get actually
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>>98555805
>It's only color pie when colors other than blue have weaknesses
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>>98555872
I accept your concession
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>>98555801
I cast pyroblast targeting your stifle, and have 3 more copies in hand and 3 red elemental blasts
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>>98555929
nah, you're never that lucky I fear
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>>98555932
what's that behind you? it's me in front of you countering your spell
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>>98555944
>counters your counter
better luck next game, kid
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>>98555949
>casts pyroblast #2 in your direction
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>>98555957
>you dont have enough mana I fear
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>>98555973
I already have ensnaring bridge in play so it doesn't really matter, and my previous digits confirm that the first pyroblast resolved. Too bad for your dreadnought.
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>Premodern "players" have to LARP their format being playable in the thread
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>>98556012
Like your format is any better.
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>>98556016
giant spider is a major player in my brother's cube, so it is objectively a good format
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>>98556012
So anyways I equip bilbo with a skateboard and copy captain picard from the graveyard with superior spiderman and destroy your fantasticar with HULK SMASH! after declaring attackers I cast Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan! from my graveyard with bilbo's ability targeting your Leonardo. Your go.
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>>98556029
nigger what the fuck are you doing, we're playing four horsemen
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>>98556004
I play my second dreadnaught unfortunately
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>>98556071
I don't have 12 cards in hand so it can't attack.
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>>98556029
holy freakin BASED!
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>>98556088
Bro, he's gonna bounce your Bridge and then you're fucked. Did you side in Overload and Mogg Salvage like we told you?

My secret tech is Threaten. The Dreadnaught will be mine!
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>>98555725
Temporal Adept bounces it.
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>>98556215
not if it enters tapped and never untaps!
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Oh my god, what is this meta
>three opps in a row are running creatures and removal
>queue up a slower list with removal
>first opp mills my ENTIRE library on turn 4
fucking disgusting, how can anyone have fun with this shit
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>>98556349
play cube
irl, i mean
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>>98556349
why didn't you just counter it?
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We're five weeks away from Reality Fracture. Mark, if you're reading this, you can start previewing the set now. Trust me, you don't want us to dwell on the latest UB release any longer.
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>>98557221
Hi Anonymous. Yes I am reading this. However, I can assure you that I have the full data for the recent Universes Beyond release and it is in fact our best yet. Magic is thriving, and we do not need to rely on Universes Within products like we historically did.
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are you retarded cucks still playing this sloppa?
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>>98557221
>trust me ikoria will be different
>trust me duskmourn will return magic to its former glory
>trust me lorwyn will be just as good as og lorwyn
>why do you care kamigawa has neon lights and kappas
>why do you care every artwork is intentionally done bad and ugly on purpose
>why do you care maro hates this game and sperged out when you said "jacetice league"
>this time they'll change for sure
>this time they'll change for sure
>this time they'll change for sure
>this time they'll change for sure
>this time's the one trust goys!

will you dogshit simp cucks ever learn? will you ever learn?
this game ended here.
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I liked Ixalan.
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Could you imagine playing this game after cards like pic related? I would die of cringe alone...
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>>98557484
The flavor text should be:
>IIIIIIINNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL... WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU COULD TOUCH MY $300.000 FUNKO POP COLLECTION? YOU CAN RAPE MY WIFE WHEVENER YOU WANT BUT YOU DON'T HECKIN' TOUCH MY FUNKO POP COLLECTION!
>IT'S CALLED BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING!
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>>98555932
>nah, you're never that lucky I fear

hmmm
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anyone playing Standard Elves with the new Goblin Ringleader?
after 100 games of testing this is where I'm at
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>>98557570
>anyone playing Standard
maybe after rotation
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>>98557570
>playing Standard
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https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/secret-lair-the-most-powerful-superdrop-in-the-universe
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>>98557620
it's been a few years since I played Standard but I used to play Elves in Premodern and Legacy so I fired up Arena to test out the new ones.
it's not a very good format but all Construced formats are kind of mediocre right now
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>>98557570
No. I play Pioneer Elves.
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>>98557835
>all those jagged edges
this quality cannot be real
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>>98558076
They need to use original images, they cannot upscale or filter.
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>play local tournaments
>only Modern fires
>Modern players, even PTQ grinders, kind of suck at Magic, I don't improve
>grind Limited on Arena
>Arena players, even drafters, absolutely suck at Magic, I don't improve
I've stagnated for a decade. Time to find a shop that runs Legacy I guess.
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>>98557890
>I play Pioneer
holy based
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>>98558096
they redrew the spongebob ones tho
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Uhhhh white bros, our response!?
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>>98558480
The whiteschizo is right, Mark Nosewater is systematically nerfing White cards to psychologically entrap Whites into self-hatred
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>>98558501
you're saying the Mark turned that guy into a schizo? why's it so easy for jews to turn rightoids into culture war schizos?
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>>98557508
kek
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>>98557606
>maybe after rotation
does this even remove any cancer cards? or shake up any of the good decks?
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>>98558561
Latent ancestral memory of mead-fueled viking berserker rage being triggered and sustained with Kabbalah spells, like an MK-ULTRA sleeper activation
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>>98558131
you have just hit the limit imposed on you by your IQ, I fear
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>>98558480
>A lot of people complain about our sets so... uhh white is strong ACTUALLY!
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"I play 'HE, MAN'" I loudly say while staring at the transfolk across the table running landfall, in the imaginary game taking place in my head
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>first Spiderman
>then Ironman
>now He-man
>soon Picard
Yep, this is just fucking dead.
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>>98558742
Magic is dead, Jim. Dammit im a doctor not an influencer Jim!
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>>98558742
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>>98558076
>
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>>98558872
This card never fails in making ne laugh
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>>98558872
He looks like he's about to call someone a slur.
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>>98558480
basic vile jewish sorcery trying to use false equalences and fallacies to get away with shit
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any upcoming standard bans?
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>>98558872
>>98558884
I like my edit better
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Is Baleful Strix becoming pauper legal??
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>>98559090
pauper horizons soon
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>>98558480
the white schizo was right wtf!
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>>98559097
Modern Horizons did nothing wrong
Sneaky Snacker is based
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>>98559090
Why wouldn't it? It's now a common in a set. If they didn't draw the line at shit like utrom monitor, why would they draw it here?
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>>98559166
gavin...
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>>98558480
Name one time white "schizo" was wrong.
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>>98559090
Finally.
We won UB artifact control blink slop soup bros.
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It costs 2 mana dude its not even good. Meanwhile frogmite isnt legal on arena payper because they are jewish faggots.
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>>98559559
Ok, Hassan
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>>98558613
>does this even remove any cancer cards?
yes
>or shake up any of the good decks?
a little bit
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>>98559090
>Secret lair downshifting
I see we are back at Judaism.
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my beloved Kaito is rotating...
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>>98559709
We need more commander precon-exclusive cards from awful UB sets rotating Pauper
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>>98559967
Can't wait for my human faerie wizard UB SSS!
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>>98559996
name one time
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>>98560004
I trust gavin.
Make it an artifact too.
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>>98559090
And yet somehow I sense something is wrong...
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>>98560444
Fucking kike
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>>98560444
>Legacucks and vitagays have to accept secret lair cards
>Pauper doesnt
COMMON pauper W.

>Inb4 trophyless no games kvetch
This isn't meant to make you want to play pauper, we don't want you, this is just an eternal reminder of the pavperbvll superiority lol.
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>>98560480
>>98560465
And yet....
something is wrong...
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>>98560485
Just learn to hold the L, chubbycheeks
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>>98560485
will they change this line of text now
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>>98558096
they aren't using the original images though. the animation cels don't have jagged edges. that's an artifact of how television worked when He-Man was broadcast. they are using lazy screenshots.
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>>98560485
>SLDs aren't magic confirmed
Insanely strong and common pauper W.
Can't wait for paupergeddon to have 2k players.
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>>98560444
This guy inflicts all kinds of fake cards on us in Mystery Booster, but when they go behind his back and make Strix common he pretends it doesn't count. TOs need to allow the Strix. The alternative is a nightmare world where Gavin's tweets are part of the official rules and the rarity printed on the card is just a joke and you have to check Scryfall for the punchline.
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>>98560570
>On "us"
t. Estrogen addicted no hands, no dick, no brain legacuck/cuckmander/memedern/cintagoy

Here is how the game works
>Pauper players win
That's it! No refunds, you dumb fucking faggot. And don't forget Amerimutt no pauper for you, go oink oink to your cuckmander pod.
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There are MTGO commons that have never been printed below uncommon in paper and they are pauper legal, will they change that rule too if these secret lair cards hit mtgo? What about secret lair legaliy? Will secret lair only cards become illegal in legacy and vintage too?
I don't think wotc though this through or jewin is trying to buttfuck us.
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The Pauper Rules Committee will be hearing about this
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>>98560583
the cards are in the game. a cis white male could cast them against you and there would be nothing you could do except leave (and seethe). even if that doesn't happen you might see them while searching for other cards and get tricked into reading them.

>legacuck/cuckmander/memedern/cintagoy
are you suggesting I play stanturd to stay away from trash? I know magic causes anger but you're losing sight of the state of things.
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Can't wait for pavper to win even more and just blanket remove all UBs to further mog cuck formats.
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>>98560680
WotC will print another affinity staple in a commander precon to remind you of your place.
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Gavin should have just said they were considering prebanning Strix along with the bit about how the SLZ drop wasn't designed with Pauper in mind.
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>>98560444
Just ban it from pauper.
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New bulge card.
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>>98560833
So it's a She-Ra secret lair along with a He-Man one?
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>>98560444
https://scryfall.com/sets/slz?order=spoiled
Other Zeta cards.
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>>98560865
There's also a cartoon Skeletor, Battle mounts, and another mismash of legends secret lair.
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>>98560833
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>>98560867
Why is the only way to get correct text formatting, such as
>Enters the battlefield
>Add C to your mana pool
To buy cards that don't look like magic cards? Granted they're much better than the UB garbage they're putting out now.

>>98560583
Enjoy your format being rotated by every direct-to-modern set forevermore.
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>>98561130
Actually, the best way to get proper formatting is to print the cards yourself! Surely you're not playing any of the dumpster fires formats that WotC sanctions these days, right?
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>>98560865
It's a Masters of the Universeā„¢ SLD. That covers He-Man and She-Ra and all their friends and all their enemies.
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>>98557890
Damn this almost looks like Modern Elves back when it was still a solid deck.
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Been away for a while, exactly how many sets are in Standard right now?
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>>98561307
15?
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>>98560691
Thought Monitor bros.. our time in pauper is here
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>>98561310
Thanks for confirming for me anon. I wasn't sure if my eyes were playing tricks on me here because fuck me I don't know how we've doubled the amount of Standard legal sets.
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>>98561364
I was kind of joking, but then I checked and its actually 16 and will be 17 for a couple of months til rotation
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the jew is doubling down
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>>98561376
I swear it used to be like 8 sets or something
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>>98561381
>(if strong)
why did this retard reply to his own post and answer exactly 0 of the concerns raised in his comments?
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>>98561422
It's another wotc fuck up, they hadn't considered all the implications of what they were doing with this secret lair set, kek.
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>>98561422
Because nobody would buy the turtles team up shit if monitor wasn't pauper legal
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>>98561167
I play Premodern.



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