Elf Win editionlast thread: >>98513244Discuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:what's your best elf win story or moment?
Staying out of the woods will ensure that you will live longer.
Can an elf be an incel?
>>98562795Shut up
>>98562806All elves are incels. They are like the Japanese, hence the birthrates.
>>98562795No, they're all gigachads so they'll just be "mysterious" and "dangerous" (in a hot way)
Should I tell GW about this?I find it funny
>>98562789I want this, but with druchii.
>>98562731>what's your best elf win story or moment?Earning 6000 gold for the party at the early stages of campaign because I was the only one who "wait a second, why am I doing this for free?">>98562988Sharing your coomer psychosis is not recommended, anon. But GW should be punished for actively ruining the world for 30 years
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>>98563960And for good measure, the last garden variety of elves.
>>98563888>CoomerI'm not a coomer I genuinely it think it would be interestingParthenogenesis is asexual reproduction And was also artificially induced in miceAnd what are mice? Mamals!
Chocolate office elf!
>>98562731>what's your best elf win story or moment?>Ugh, catching a cold sucks. Hey elf-guy, do you also have a cold? Do they have the common cold in your elf-lands?>Yes indeed, but our version of the cold is way betterThe actual win was winning a jousting tournament in front of a majority human audience
>>98562795Yes. They are called Noldorfags.
>>98564647Noldorfag will never be an elf (NWNBAE)
>>98562795This is literally Maeglin's whole deal in the Silmarillion. His crush Idril loves a half elf instead of him so he has a meltie that screws everyone over. Still doesn't get the girl.
>>98564764He probably RP's as a dunmer on Grindr.
>>98564764is that why he posts ugly ones? To be able to pass?
>>98565384Correction, Idril loved a human, not a half elf. To add insult to injury.
>>98566396I keep forgetting that the Luthien thing happened two times. Or three times with Arwen.I wish Dungeon Meshi S2 adapted enough side materials so that people would catch on there being some subtle hints (or maybe just open possibility) that Pattadol could marry Mithrun.And obviously Fleki+Lycion possibly being a thing. And Flamela having hots/being charmed by the brown criminal.
>>98566476Mithrun is for Marcille, sorry.There are also Mithrellas and Imrazôr. It's my personal conspiracy theory that this pairing never happened. Alas, Legalos politely confirmed it, to my dismay.
>>98566532I still regret that the joke about Mithrun being 1:1 bingo with her (succubus) ideal man(*) was not actually exploited. Unless the payload wast that we all thought she will react and it will be funny but she didn't.* man unless Hareus is secretly a woman in which case the succubus could be a Lady Oscar kind of figure.
>>98566553Their first meeting was a bit unfortunate, considering the circumstances. Partly his own autism-based faults.Yeah, it would have indeed been more funner and more interesting if there was more going on. I can understand Kui not wanting to outright ship them, but there was potential.
>>98566476>Pattadolpoor girl, on top of having a the very peculiar Vari nose, 95% of her presence in western fandom now seems to be that she's a troon and loves the woman that wants to kill her because some crazy xtwatter people decided to spam that fanon.JUSTICE FOR NOSE GIRL
>>98566574I like this version.
>>98566574>but there was potential.I like the Pattadol route more. It's very classic, a la Jane Eyre + Mr Rochester
>>98565384>Idril>She was called Celebrindal ("Silver-foot"), because she always went barefootunf
>>98562731What's Ying from Hi-Rez studio's hit multiplayer team-based first person heroshooter Paladinsâ„¢ doing in an elf thread?She's a genie
Deedo love
>>98568980>She's a genienaeh she's a mermaid
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I'm trying to find elf miniatures that actually show them as elves instead of humans with pointy ears. Am I going to just have to wait for the Warcraft miniature game or are there any good ones?
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>>98569125all my elves end up turning into deedlit, male-deedlit, deedlit with a different hair color, or deedlit with no magic
>>98569713I once made strong effort to not make Deedlit.... and wound up making Pirotess.
>>98568980>waifufags don't know what an elf isPriceless.
>>98569690kek
Alright fellow fa/tg/uys,What is Cute Redneck Elf up to now?
>>98570091Spittin' practice.
>>98563960I love sorceresses...
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>>98570668>>98571355>Don't speak to me or my cat ever again
HiAsking lorefags/Eldar players to tell me what mini is this specific wraithbone piece a part of/what is it. Possible teaser for new Rogue Trader companion.
>>98572241behold!
>>98567642What happened to her between WC3 and WoW? afaik she was kind of dropped out of the narrative
https://postimg.cc/gallery/tRCNg2GHave some elves.
>>98568980>>98569160only in her alt skins. Default Ying is an elf.
>>98572241Still can't believe people thought the new companion wasn't going to be another Eldar. The Processional can only be entered by Webway gate. It HAD to be an Eldar that could get us in.Now the question is will Owlcat redeem themselves and give us an actually good and well written lady Eldar romance.
>>98562731>ai in the op imggrim
Ed Greenwood...Not you too...
>>98573378>The Processional can only be entered by Webway gate.Okay and..?Inquisition knows how to enter Webway.Custodes knowsDeath Watch knowsCSM knowsNecrons knowsOrks and literally every single alien who sits in the outskirts of Commoragh knows how to enter the Webway.>Now the question is will Owlcat redeem themselves and give us an actually good and well written lady Eldar romance.You already had one.
>>98573571there isn't though
>>98574658drow girls feel safe, happy and calm in the arms of their human boyfriends
>>98572241These scales got posted too
>>98574706No but it doesn't count because Yrliet doesn't let you smash!But the eldar Amish will surely let me smash because- we'll because I'm a special human and totally cool and I deserve to smash the most xenophobic race!>/sRight with GW having their claws in everything put out by OC to make sure it is lore accurate
If the RT Eldar companion is female and romancable how many threads will Noldorfag image limit spam in a row before he calms down?I doubt it will be tho, GW isn't that based and the images could be of an NPC/enemy, it wasn't stated it's of a companion
>>98574658Oh man, Noldorfags aren't gonna take this well... Great news indeed.
>>98574658>AI imageyou just know
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>>98575326reminder that the chad wizard who totally fucks all the chicks and has like 50+ kids with all of them is the most powerful wizard ever and chosen one of his hot goddess who still has the hots for him is Ed's self-insert>also literally immortal and older and more powerful than the oldest and most powerful archmage of menzoberranzanand if he was born later and did the same thing, people would call him cringe
>>98574658>really fucking ugly AI art>video is probably barely talking about romance, but the AI makes the elf automatically female because that's what you have been feeding it>also easier click farmingEverything that makes Lolth seethe is good in my opinion. Not gonna give this views anyway.>>98575358Isn't Ed also behind the weird writing of the Harpers, which everyone hates?
>>98575361>>98574658summary for all who didn't bother actually watching
>>98575374Yeah, as I thought. Goondrones will read "companionship" and scream automatically "IT MEANS SEX AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS WITH DROW FEMALE BY HUMAN PALADINS" when it's a more neutral word.Of course, that can happen as well. Or the other way around. Or not at all. Or just a tiny little bit.Noldorfag totally BTFO eternally, his 4chan account deleted out of shame.
>>98574658Human men getting with elf women has been the genesis of modern fantasy
>>98575621>>98574658I'm gonna write a story about an elf whose elf mother pressures her and so she marries a human.
I finished and released five novels and not once has a female elf hooked up with a human in them.
>>98575374I'll start calling this kind of shit 5e-slop
>>98575361>Isn't Ed also behind the weird writing of the Harpers, which everyone hates?Yes. Its why Erin Evans' revamp of the water deep cells was so much better.
>>98575641gay
>>98575641based if true
>>98575762To be fair, one of them doesn't have standard fantasy races anyway.
>>98575280Nice picture of Larry and femcel acolyte
>>98576026it is funny that he comes with a friggin' minigun AND an incubus klaivex AND he has psyker powerswhy exactly is he on the mon'keigh planet surrounded by mon'keighsis it Captain Larry's wacky shore leave time?
>>98575374it is a bit on the nose>>98575358well that is actually cringe no matter what context
>>98575403>"IT MEANS SEX AND THE SEX IS ALWAYS WITH DROW FEMALE BY HUMAN PALADINS"I say this when I go to secret underground club owned by a lich.
Nothing more erotic than going on adventures with a female drow
>>98577976Any stories to share from your campaigns?
it has bothered me for a while since finding this picture clearly labeled 'Vect against usurpers'was there a miscommunication between artist and GW? why is Vect using psyker powers in this picture when I never really got across anything suggesting or hinting at this in the lore or any story I've readand I'm sure if Vect can do so, someone would have brought it up?and doesn't that attract she-who-thirsts and psykers are a big no-no in comorragh? though they seem to have a few psykers doing a bit of soothsaying in some fluff text and a few books, on the DL
>>98578111I always assumed that this is how they siphon out the psychic energy from torture and causing suffering. To feed Slaanesh.They are psychic vampires, after all. In some way.
>>98575403Bro, is ed greenwood. He IS the original gooner.
very loyal and brave brown dark elf girls with platinum blonde hair in a ponytail.
Traditional games discussion based on actual player characters, campaigns and systems.
>>98578391Yes
>>98578399>>98578038Well?
>>98578435I don't have any stories to share anon
Please, I need pictures of space elves
>>98578435none of my players pick elves, they're all either dragonborn or tieflings>really popular for some reasonat least I can say none of my NPCs thus far are either of thoseI have one elf NPC thus farI plan on being very racist towards my players; it serves them right for picking races I don't like
>>98578668Must... resist... urge... to dump Eldar folder...
>>98578733Honestly, I'd be racist against such a party as well.
>>98578733>they're all either dragonborn or tieflingsAre you playing 5th edition?
>>98575403Female drow x human paladin makes me think of those paladin modules for Neverwinter Nights where your companion is a drow girl who wants your character, but because you're a paladin and she's your squire all your dialogue choices ethically turn her down and she gets mad at you and tries to make you jealous later. Shame that series was never finished.
Okay enough of that Noldorfag gay posturing.Post legit MASCULINE elves
>>98580103>MASCULINErules_as_written.jpg
>>98580589>those strong arms and musclesno homo BUT
what distinguishes blue dark elves from other kinds of dark elves?
>>98580623>that picWe need to PROTECC elf feet from the damage caused by high heels.This is more important than most people realize!
>>98579696How'd you know?
>>98562731I personally want to depict elves differently than how they are usually depicted in popular media these days. I think it doesn't make them interesting, at least to me.>>98574658You just know that boomer goons to AI stuff.
>>98580635please do not engage with slop fag
>>98580772"usually depicted" as in visually a different looks. Or behaviorally, as something other then anal angel hippy.
>>98573571Paladins (the videogame) is a completely different kind of slop from ai genning.
>>98580623Nothing, it's a superficial detail that has no bearing on their narrative purpose, their lore and mechanics as playable race and as monsters.>>98580772What do you mean by "depict"? Because depth and being written well doesn't hing on how crazy or alien they are portrayed. Your elves won't be better just because you gave them antlers, cat eyes, a tail and lobster claws, and then just use FR lore again.
>>98562789>>98563960>>98564049>>98564396Slop is antithetical to wholesome. Begone!
>>98580874Report them for low-effort. Even if he doesn't learn, we'll get a reprieve.
Great another shitsmeared tree monkey post filled with degenerate coomers and forest clown larpers. Don’t you ever get tired of your brain addled illusions about these twig imps. Fucking elgi, I hate elves. There aren’t words vile enough to describe the utterly rancid flawed souls these horrific creatures have. You will find that behind the woes of all good beings there is always an elf behind it. An evil sniveling acorn munching pine rat always at the ends of the strings of screwing with the more honest races. The only thing elves deserve is to be run over by a particularity foul and bumpy boulder made to crush the hedonistic dendrophiles into a fine paste good for nothing but the feeding of swine to excrete out. I hate elves, I hate the day they infested the zeitgeist of the common peasant. Twiddling little magic pansies acting as thots for weak minded simps who will loose their valuables and lives these honorless parasites. Were man able to think beyond lust they would see the existential crisis these disgusting fern faries have been to everyone involved in their horrific schemes. Never trust a filthy fucking knife ear. Kill them. Kill them all with hammers. Diplomacy with them will always end with an arrow in your back. Awful ugly creatures made from the essence of a corrupt veil that tries to mask an evil nature through the guise of beauty to the dimwitted who can’t see beyond the skin. The frivolities of these squirrel lickers would shame the most snobbish nobility in the banality of their ego. There are none more narcissistic than these pale tree demons, and they can not find fault with the most inept of their actions. Break their shins. Burn their trees. Destroy the animals they’ve sodomized. And beat sense into the brainwashed followers of these pale tall albanoid goblins. I hate elves.
Didn't read.
>>98580855>race is just a skin color and doesn't matterWtf noldorfag is woke!?!?
>>98580635Elves should wear high heels
>>98581246Quite the contrary, I think that subraces should be more than just variants of skin color, and come with unique abilities and their own mechanics. May also depend on how crazy the game itself goes with its races. I'm also okay with subraces being more like cultures and the differences being seen in skills (since different cultures value different skills and professions) more than in stats (since they are still the same race).The AI-goontard just sees elves as superficial decoration that you can slap on whatever he feels like jerking off that day, which is lame, boring and game-less.
>>98581281Wood elves run fast, high elves are better at magic, drow can see better in the dark and sea elves can swim
>>98580103God, what an unreadable composition...>>98580589nice ork art>>98580681I don't. I'm just asking out of curiosity
>>98581281>Quite the contrary, I think that subraces should be more than just variants of skin color, and come with unique abilities and their own mechanicsThen why did you reply that it was just a superficial color difference?
>>98581771Because the slopfag just told the machine to paint his pointy eared bimbos blue that time, and changed nothing else. What other differences am I supposed to talk about here? I'm not going to invent lore and mechanics for him.
>>98581800>woah you expect ME to contribute? No way I'm here to tell everyone else what to do!
>>98581817I made a post about why I think subraces should be more than just skin color variants.What did you contribute to the discussion? Well, might as well go ahead and starting making up lore and mechanics for the slop-guy. Be the change you want to see.
>>98581281>>98581771>>98581800>>98581817>>98581828>Entire fucking debate about why AI is lazy as shit> Slopfag still not bannedReport sloppers for low-effort. Even if he doesn't learn, we'll get a reprieve.
>>98581266NO
>>98581266>posts troll
>>98575664Why does Arrianne have such a big face anyway? Is it a defect or does she just look like that?
>>98583024if you smile too much your face grows bigger to make room for it
>>98583024>Is it a defect or does she just look like that?Who knows, she is an elven redneck mystery meat...Jokes adide, it's just a style choice. Makes it easy for drawing expressions. She is built like a lollypop.
>>98583422Cute.
uh... context?
>>98583598Frost and Ferris are raging faggots and some unnecessary discussion was had during travel in a crowded vehicle.
>>98583598I would attack without regards for being intercepted by the defensive body if you know what I mean
>>98583624>>98583598Is that familiar(?) based on Zorg's trunky pet animal from Fifth Element?Is that what Zorg's trunky pet animal from Fifth Element was for?
>>98583806It a holyphant. A holy creature made out of pure positive energy. It's basically the main NPC you babysit during the whole campaign. He was responsible for us being stuck in Hell.
>>98583932>armor-skirt
P̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶e̶What is people's opinion on Bosmer? Feel like they are the red-headed stepchild of the other elves (which they are) and they are only known for being small, horn-headed cannibals prancing around their homeland, should be killed off if you ask me
>>98585039Joke characters more than anything and the supposedly cool lore will never be done in an actual game in a cool way that does the lore justice.Their racial ability is also ass, albeit loreful.A bit unfortunate overall. I don't know if they have any cool characters that could represent the whole race. Really don't know.
Brown elves
>>98585039Bosmer desperately need an Elder Scrolls: Valenwood to really get out of the shitty side character state they are in right now.It wouldn't be hard to do anyways since their lore is already pretty fuckin neat. It's just never been explored. I mean a race of cannibalistic psychos that live in a massive, near impossible to traverse jungle. Whose cities are built into fuckhuge trees that migrate around Valenwood. And are a species that can transform into !not Wendigos because some dickhead outsider pissed on a sacred tree is great. They really do have awesome potential. Funnily enough with how Morrowind saved Bethesda as a studio in the early 2000's by giving players an actually unique and alien fantasy world and culture to explore and get immersed in. A Valenwood game could save Bethesda AGAIN in the 2020's by giving players another unique and alien fantasy world and culture to experience. Unfortunately it's gonna be We Wuz'ery with Hammerfell instead.>>98585065Are sex
>>98585065>>98585140I have zero reason or ability to refute this
>>98585065chocolate elves are well known for their vivid tempers, strong empathy and deep devotion to people they love as well as ruthlessness towards people they hate
>>98586079>>98585321>>98585140>>98585065Samefag?
>>98580623blue dark elves aren't well known since they're rare. They're insular and suspicious as a rule and live in remote, difficult to access places. Their knowledge of magic and mysticism is very well developed and is the foundation of their society.
>>98586096This is a lewd image dump thread.
>>98586164>lewdoh, I didn't know
>>98581369>nice ork artSmall town broom-in-a-dress baker may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.Orks are made from elves anyway, as per J.R. apparently.Luv me muscly elf tomboys, simple as. 1v1 me behind Tesco cunt.
>>98586217Rather Christopher, Tolkien could never work out where his orcs come from. Orcs being corrupted elves was just one of many theories, among being bred from humans and animals or made out of stones. Corrupted elves is just the theory his son took to put into the Sil. And I wish he didn't, because this has all manners of weird implications."Muscly elf tomboys" is another case of injecting your own fetish into elves without regard to the original idea, although I guess in the case of WoW it's okay, since elves can get reasonably buff in this
>>98586229If I had to come up with my own explanation, I'd go with a bit of everything.That is, orks being a product of corrupted elves, mixed with corrupted humans, and maybe some other races, also corrupted.The ultimate war mutt, bred in vast numbers, hardy but not too bright.Of course, the idea of orks as "bastard elves" is titillating on it's own, in regards to cultural dynamics.Kinda like TES orks, and pretty much everyone, somehow, including the fucking Khajiit, being some kind of elf, or an elf-descended race.>injecting the fetishFunny thing is, elves often *are* lean and lithe. But neither precludes from being reasonably muscled.The >>98580589 pic that started this discussion looks fairly realistic, nothing hyper or close to it.Granted, this sort of musculature would only be seen on dedicated martials, but still.I guess I'm a bit sick of seeing elves suffer from a bad case of a wizard's physique.Imo they're supposed to be the example of what the race of Man could achieve at it's zenith, there's nothing wrong with looking the part.
>>98586217P-Please s-spare me, I promise I will watch all your streams, N3RDYelfGRRL
>>98586274>Imo they're supposed to be the example of what the race of Man could achieve at it's zenith, there's nothing wrong with looking the partSure, nothing wrong with that.
>>98580855Oh, they can look human, with round ears for all I care, but they also have to act and feel kind of divine, for me.
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>>98586458Soulful.
>>98586217>TolkienSorry, I don't appreciate a guy who self-inserts
>>98586164So you're not even denying it. Is your coombait half the thread?
>>98586869Mods don't care, so why deny it? The only thing they deny is that this is a general.
>>98586096Obviously.Outright bot-behavior.
>>98586096>>98586965did you two(?) notice the self-proclaimed spammer yet
What are the funniest examples of cross-cultural communication issues involving elves?
>>98586965>>98587017If only there was an imageboard with an active mode, 5 image per post support, .pdf support and ID tracker so you can spot samefags and psychos in threads...
>>98589746Smaller imageboards are painfully slow. Can be very good for focused discussion and niche topics, but they tend to move at glacial speeds.We've all been there, a perfect alternative does not exist.
>>98589776This one is close to dead too. There are like 4 people actively discussing things. The rest are bots and sociopaths baiting autists
>>98586960They definitely care about puckee for some reason though, banning people for calling out puckee slop threads and censoring puckee-21
>>98589746>an imageboard with an active mode, 5 image per post support,4chan gets too much traffic for its servers to allow that. Would be nice if we could prune anyone who started coming here from 2012 or later.>.pdf support /tg/ used to support pdf files. But the pedophiles abused it and ruined it for everyone else.>and ID tracker Absolutely need this on every board. Can't even track the number of IPs in a thread anymore.
>>98590753>too much trafficCaused by spam and high lumen behavior
>>98590753>Would be nice if we could prune anyone who started coming here from 2012 or later.Would be a dream>ID trackerI don't get this one, for me this is reddit behaviour.I think the main point of 4chan is the anonymity and what sets this place apart from other forums, since every post stands by itself, not by the poster.
>>98591123Anonymity is nice but it's also handy to have something to gauge traffic vs shit posts. Even without it we can tell people are shit posting.
