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James! There's only one way to save 40k! Release the Hrud!
>>98579490Armies for this feel?
>>98579490The Imperium are the good guys because they're human.
>>98579490>TQHaven't figured an answer out yet but I'm willing to keep trying.
>>98579490How come everyone isn't trying to genocide the eldar considering they caused 40k outside of the war in heaven?
>>98579504That's literally tzeentch daemons dude
>>98579511what?
>>98579505
>>98579504>flying thingThousand sons/Tzeentch daemons>metal armed dude>Catachan guard.
>>98579505>>98579516So real
>Primaris are King!>Dark Eldar refresh soon, I can feel it!>I like orks :D>Who here GSC and who here JUST>Claiming this thread for Chaos Idols>Colossal Custodes Knockers!>Awoo with me, sisters!>big bouncing banshee butts>James! There's only one way to save 40k! Release the Hrud!>WHERE ARE THE MODELS YOU DAYDREAMING FAILURE
>>98579511Everyone in 40k are trying to genocide everyone else in 40k.Except the tau who are on the colonialism grindset instead.
>>98579529you forgot>helblaster status?
>>98579505Define human.
>>98579534thats more in response to someone that pisses everyone off though
>>98579516>>98579521FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
>>98579516it do be like that mista stancil
What are you working on, /40kg/?
>>98579539Something doesn't stop being ritual if it works anon.
>>98579505The imperium are the bad guys because they are not human.
>>98579534That one is valid its like spraying a roach with poisonOr should I say a gaunt?Or gaynt maybe?
>>98579516>>98579521>>98579540
>>98579537>Define human.Not you, heretic.
>>98579523repost from another thread because I didn't notice that one at first>here's a thought experiment : what if AoS was a game-within-game for 40k ? Imagine that the Imperium design and massively sell AoS as a propaganda tool for human teenagers and kids : Sigmar is meant to be an alternate version of the Emperor and Stormcast are intended to represent Space Marines with the whole "forged in lightning" thing being a way to depict gene modification in a way that superstitious children can understand; the game also teach them to hate Xenos (Orruks, Aeldari...) and of course Chaos
>>98579531Tau are the gayest faction in the setting and therefore a containment faction for retards. The dark eldar could make an infinite pain engine just by trapping you in a room with a Tau fan who won't slobber over being the only good goys in the setting. The Tau are so gay they make the eldar look masculine by comparison. They also by far have the largest percentage of brain addled weeb coomers. Hopefully the Tau all get ass blasting cancer from exposure to nurgle csm.
>>98579551brazil*
>>98579521>>98579516fucking based
If I glue all around a bit that presses against another will it fill up the gap?
>>98579555Cities of Sigmar are friendly with other races (le bad) and Chaos is kept secret by the Imperium, as are most Xenos
>>98579563not all the time, your best bet is to make sprue goo for it
>>98579551I mean for the other two guys yeah probably but I'm actually White
We are the very last surviving Squatmarines and Boxnaughts..... now we are truly alone with all of our friends fallen taken over by the primaris curse.
>>98579550Do not associate my cool space bugs with that mutant vermin.
>>98579586god they look like shit lol
>>98579537As defined within the holy ordained range by the Genetors of Mars, Divisio Biologis, and the Gene-wrights of Terra
you are isekaid to 40k as a regular joehow fast are you falling to slaanesh?
Alright when will GW make 40K version of Skaven? They are the most iconic non human faction in AOS by far. And especially if Chaos Daemons get squatted Chaos is boring since you only have different flavours of spiky space marines and a worse version of imperial knights. Skaven would bring variety for Chaos.
>>98579516>>98579505One of the things I always find funny about people arguing about good guys / bad guys in 40K is that its literally a separate universe with no Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christianity, etc. Western Civ never happened. Enlightment never happened. Liberalism never happened. Modern era never occurred. The metaphysics of the day have extreme material consequences. But sure, you would have the presuppositions of 21st century Ameritard because you are so special and unique :^)
What do tyranids taste like? They must be delicious if even other tyrants want to eat them.
>ab"humans"not human>mutiesnot human>space marinesnot human>custodesnot human>mechanicus toastersnot human>non-terransnot humanhope that helps
>>98579609Your GSC?
>>98579615>its literally a separate universe with no Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christianity, etc. Western Civ never happened. Enlightment never happened. Liberalism never happened. Modern era never occurred.that's literally not canon at all though
>>98579547Coldstar, but not right now- out on the east coast for a bud's wedding.
>>98579598Don't insult the coolest looking faction like that.
>>98579586this is the edition with psychic levels, your refresh is certainThe babycarrier dreadknight may not survive, however...
>>98579616They are bioweapons crawling with pathogens and flesh-eating parasites and even getting their blood in your mouth will kill you within minutes. Canonically.
>>98579615the lore (especially the HH books) make many references to real world history, cultures and religions ; all the things you claim never took place in 40k definitively did happen
>>98579551I’m as white as they come, friend.
>>98579638you can't say that without trying
>>98579642hola amigo
>>98579645Well then ask an Ork because everything I just said doesn't apply to them because they're fuarking Orks and they cook and eat Tyranids
what do you think the next army will be for 40k?
>>98579635They literally made a new upgrade for the Dreadknight last year and added a whole another sprue for it to give it more weapons options...... they aren't going to squat that.Also fuck having this army refreshed. They will just ruin it completely.
>>98579615bush's iraq war is canon thoughbeit
>>98579642>shaved legslmao faggot
>>98579607Is the whole current warhammer 40k community carried by one artists?!?
>>98579654Unironically? Dark Mechanicum. Unless they're planning to expand Exodites more than the ones they just released. But after that I hope it's Hrud.
>>98579654iron warriors
Found my old Codex Eye of Terror and decided to make a Space Wolves Combat Patrol into a little 13th company project.The timing makes the realisation this leads to a full unit of firstborn helms and beakies a little sad in a way.
>>98579642...why do you shave your legs?
>>98579642>shaved legsAre you german?
>>98579660Thats not who you think it is bruv lol
>>98579607I mean it's not like you can indulge yourself in 40K world when you are working 20 hour days with 1 hour marches per direction to your home with only 1 day off a year. Only god you will fall for is nurgle because your body will be so full of diseases within weeks because of the working conditions.
>>98579607Retard, I'm going to get murdered instantly and have my skin torn off for leather. This isn't star trek or my coomer adventure, this is a setting where someone in something like the special forces would be cannon fodder just on a daily basis to mundane things like hive scum or industrial accidents.
>>98579668>>98579672It lets him slip into the swampwater effortlessly.
>>98579674since you have out of universe knowledge, you could probably trade some of that with Tzeench if you played your cards rightmight even be able to trick him if you play dumb a bit
>>98579547Thinking about the next month's collage what I might do for the front running options. I'm sad non-combat/civilian never seems to do well in the poll though
>>98579628>>98579639I think as a fan you need to do a personal canon adjustment, otherwise fundamental stuff like the emperor, the warp, chaos, etc become so horribly written it ruins the setting completely. The lore was vague enough around 1st edition to make everything work.Plus as a public corporation who likes money, they are never going to official answer what happened to the Catholic Church, Islam, etc if that is the intended lore.
>>98579666Also did the terminators and that required a lot more gap filling than i expected, didn't think the chaos terminator legs would be such a bitch to work with space marine ones that aren't some wierd niche design.But overall i do think it gels a bit better than the red corsair stuff.
>>98579674Also with corpse starch you will probably at one point just get a prion disease since let's be honest Imperial technology isn't advanced enough to not get any brain or spinal fluids in the corpse starch. And all you need is one person with CJD disease to be recycled improperly (and in a hive city 100k people a year will get that) and just like that you get Kuru aka Mad Cow disease that came from humans eating humans.In reality basically almost all Imperial citizens will die because of Kuru in 40K world due to eating human corpses.
Are you #1 in your region?
>>98579711For the most part, prion disease takes a long time to kill you. Other causes will get you much sooner than that.
Just starting Warhammer 40kI'm interested in the AdMech but I hear they aren't good. I'm particularly interested on focusing on dragoons with lances and kastelan robots since they are my favorite designs. Can they synergize well in battles? How would you recommend building around them?Tau and Astra Militarum strategies seem to readily make more sense with army strategies but they don't hit like AdMech does visually so I want to learn how to use them.
>>98579711>let's be honest Imperial technology isn't advanced enough to not get any brain or spinal fluids in the corpse starch.your opinion is not canon
>>98579711Imperial technology is very advanced, it's just used by retards
>>98579691>Bungie writes a setting where every religion but one collapses in the face of their in-setting apocalypse (the one remaining was avoided purely due to fear of muslim backlash)>but GW can't do thisI'm not the Destinyfag, it was just the most obvious comparison.This is one of the reasons that I prefer the vagueness in the plot, it lets people fill it in however they want, and it doesn't matter. Having concretely defined details means now we HAVE to have real answers to these questions.The Iraq War happening in-setting also implies that somewhere there's a Leman Russ with a heavy stubber in it's pintle mount that has "Tunisia 1942" carved into the receiver.>>98579714Do you really want to post your real legal name on 4chan dot org, anon?
>>98579722DESU the meta changes so dramatically every few months that what would be good now could be terrible late. Admech is worse with this because they're one of the most painful things to build AND paint so you better learn to just love them visually only because they're super expensive model to points wise.
>>98579711You're a retard who can't even figure out why it's called "corpse STARCH"
>>98579586Genuine question, and this is for the lads who know about grey knight lore. Is there a reason they haven't gone through becoming primaris? Is there a lore reason or did gw just sideline their faction and forget to update them? Just curious what the deal is.
>>98579711>let's be honest Imperial technology isn't advanced enough to not get any brain or spinal fluids in the corpse starch.The imperium's best technology is in biomedicine and cybernetics, you'd be fine, assuming the people running the planet give a shit about your health
>>98579737Cawl probably doesn't even know they exist, and if he does, he can't figure out how to mess with their gene-seed because it's unique and doesn't work like normal marines.
>lore>fags
>>98579737Extremely insular and secretive by design. They would never ever let Cawl or his work near them because to them hes just a mortal man and therefore as susceptible to demons as anyone else.
>>98579691>Plus as a public corporation who likes money, they are never going to official answer what happened to the Catholic Church, Islam, etc if that is the intended lore.HH books sometimes mention a dead or dying "Catheric" religion on Terra which uses a cross as a symbol; I think it is the religion of the priest in "The Last Church"my headcanon is that the founders of the Imperial faith took inspiration from the last remains of that religion for the aesthetics and the organization of their cult which explains the similarity
>>98579741>people running the planet give a shit about your healthYeah biggest joke in the entire Imperium
>>98579652>ain’t nothing wrong with eating tyranids. ate just a couple the other day, and it was perfectly fine, ain’t that right my fellow ork boyz?
>>98579746Cawl 100% knows of them
>>98579737grey knights have no primarch, they're emperor geneseed, can't get the primaris changesreal reason: no shared kits with other marines, so more time and money to update so low priority in the big refresh. They'd get "primaris scale" when the update comes even if the lore has no primaris. Chaos got the same deal.
>>98579730>Iraq War>Tunisia 1942>in 40kwhat ?
>>98579746>>98579749Also the primaris project was started by order of Guilliman right after the Heresy and then G-man got iced and was in stasis, and the Grey Knights didn't even appear until after that.
I like orks :D
>>98579722basedI love dragoons too
>>98579757There's no particular reason he would.
>>98579758>>98579749>>98579746>>98579763So basically if they get a refresh they'd look more like the modern csm or hh range in scale?
the only thing I don't like about admech is that it's hard to paint them in any color other than red
>>98579760If a real-world event happened "in setting" as well, that therefore implies that all of the historical events that preceded it also happened.
>>98579776Orange and teal
>>98579718With Kuru it depends on your genes. (same thing with madcow) If you got unlucky in around 5 years you will show symptoms and after that it's game over. For others it can take multiple decades even 50 years to get those symptoms.Because madcow is cow to human and not human to human it's symptoms take longer to show up. There's countless Brits right now who actually do have madcow but the symptoms of that will only show when they would be like 120-150 years old. And by that point they will have died of other natural causes.
>>98579757They fought a war with the Space wolves a founding chapter. Founding chapters are near divine entities, try to hide themselves. Cawl does not know unless he figured it out in secret via investigation. And the Inquisition would try to kill him if he knew.(before rowboat came back, he would overrule that now of course)
>>98579768XDD XD XD
>>98579783Also this being Warhammer world also means that nurgle is cooking all kinds of different prion diseases that will be worse than cjd, kuru or madcow.
>>98579768Orks only look good in yellow. Bad Moon's have the best colour scheme.
>>98579557You're not wrong but I have no idea why you're replying to me.
>>98579775Most likely yeah. Especially now that almost all firstborn are out GW will probably not even use Primaris label. So yeah unless GK get their range completely changed that they become just another boring Marine faction with intercessors and such, they will just get a CSM rescale.
>>98579775They'll just look like Crowe right here because he's already been refreshed
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98579806I like orks (yellow) :D
>>98579792Dagga dagga dagga :DDdd
LorefagsQuestion;Do marines actually put any value in the "lineage" of a gene-seed? So if Brother Big McDickus has his gene-seed extracted and grown into the organs, does the recipient have expectations placed on him as the inheritor of Brother Big McDickus?Or is that something GW never addresses?
>>98579815Can we get a refreshed Draigo please???? Fuck Crowe I want our chapter leader back. Not that I would buy a refreshed Draigo, but I want to actually use my Draigo model as something else than just a proxy Grand Master.
>>98579815ZAMN! Grey Knights look like THAT! I never seen that model before, I never look at their faction.
>>98579586God the strike squad update is going to be HORRIBLE.
>>98579824Hell yeah. :D
>>98579605So space marines are human?
>>98579833Let me guess. Interceptors and Purgators will be put in a separate 5 man boxes that will cost the same as the 10 man strike squad box when the refresh comes. And the those boxes will cost like 1.5 times what current strike squad boxes cost.
>>98579618Fucking based.
Squats are human.
>>98579812You should play Fire Warrior
>>98579849manlets aren't human sorry
>>98579828I don't really think any individual value is put like that no. Like no one cares which marines progenoid produced what new recruit. They are a little like that about armor though.
>>98579711Corpse Starch only gets pulled out during sieges and famines. Its not a regular part of an imperial diet unless they live on a shithole like armageddon or necromunda.The imperial diet is still awful tho.
You know why do people act that the Galactic Empire's navy has zero chance against the Imperium of Man's navy when the Executor dwarfs almost all IoM's ships? And with IoM losing a ship is catastrophic because almost all of the bigger ones are relics which they cannot rebuild, since they don't know how. While Galactic Empire will be able to pump out 3K Star Destroyers a year.
Do you think Pedro Kantor and the Crimson Fists eat rice and beans when in-between campaigns?
>>98579875b-because 4DEEKAY!!!!
>>98579837>>98579824>>98579826>>98579806>>98579768:DD
>>98579843I'll be surprised if we even get interceptorsI'm thinking Strikes, Purgators, Terminators, Paladins (in boxes of 3 because fuck you) and a brother captain is as good as we will get.
>>98579875Size isn't everything.That said you're right that 40k space ships are fucking awful and would get folded by most sci fi settings of a similar scope. Starfleet would dogwalk the imperial navy outside of boarding operations (which tend to go horribly in the other direction.)
>>98579505But (you) are human and not the good guy.
>>98579875the other guy brought it up, but although the imperium’s navy generally sucks, boarding actions would be a complete steamroll from how much bullshit they can bring. I think a republic vs separatist alliance to fight the imperium would be better in this regard because at least they have jedi and super battle droids.
>>98579920This brings me back.
>building first leeman russ tank>people say to magnetize it>ok>buy hand drill and magnets from army painter>test out drilling>lmao magnets don't match>god fucking damnit>don't want to fuck it up, my LGS has a studio that does stuff like this>ask for a quote>4 days go by>get a response>"Hey Anon thanks for reaching out - we don't do projects like that, we only do from sprue to completion.>ALSO $1K MINIMUM PROJECTS ONLY LMAODo I just fucking glue everything together at this point? Still pissed fucking army painter magnets and army painter hand drill didn't fucking fit.
>>98579511You've mistaken them with the Necrons. Easy mistake I know, considering both are dying civilizations of xenos that preserve their existence with technology
Every unit in this image is in Legends.
>>98579938Just measure the size of the magnet and then go buy a drill bit 1 mm bigger. Drill the hole then superglue the magnet, Its genuinely that easy.
i'm ready to start posing up my second ghostkeel but i'm at a bit of a loss for exactly where to push iti'd love some inspirations if anyone had some to offer! they're quite a different flavor to the crisis suits to finalize as such.
>>98579934Honestly Galactic Empire doesn't survive 40K universe at all. Not because of IoM (they are losing already with Galactic Empire), orks or Tyranids. But rather Palpatine would fall to Chaos almost immediately (he's obsessed with immortality so Tzeentch would just offer him to become a daemon prince) and drag rest of Galactic Empire to Chaos with him. And as such if you teleported Star Wars galaxy next to the 40K galaxy you just caused Chaos to win everything.Republic+Seppies vs 40K Universe wouldn't have this because Palpatine would be ousted if he fell to Chaos. As for their chances against 40K. Well if we take the legends number of Seppies having Quintillion Battle Droids it's over. Seppies would have around 50 battle droids for every Imperial Citizen so yeah it's over for 40K. Canon on the other hand yeah it's far more in favour of 40K.
>>98579957*(they are losing already even without the Galactic Empire)
>>98579863Is the Imperial diet capable of producing powerful dominant fem warriors?
>>98579755I miss those Ork models.
>>98579980Looking at SoB yes
>>98579957>But rather Palpatine would fall to Chaos almost immediatelyI'm not so sure about that, he's Sith, being his own boss is the second most important thing to a Sith. Also he's well acquainted with the idea of a faustian bargain, being one who often offers such things.Also>"legends">"canon"You are a faggot.
>>98579942bitchass mf
>>98579938>>98579948NTA but I could use some specific product links to Canada Amazon.What holds me back from magnetizing my models is that I just want to build them the way I think is the coolest. And then worry about fitting them in a game list later.
>>98579938You can buy magnets on amazon for like $5 for 150 of them. I have a pile of M3x2, M4x2 and M5x3 magnets for various purposes and I had a set of metric general purpose bits sitting around because I used to work for a living.The Russ isn't an easy first magnetization job either because of where and what you have to cut and the margin of error. Stick with it though, it beats buying 3 more tanks to have duplicate turrets.>>98579948I have never had to go up a size, usually that'd be bad for this scale due to cracking/shattering because of material loss. Most magnets are slightly undersized as-is so they're a push-fit if you clean up and chamfer the hole.You also don't have to buy expensive "for this purpose" drill bits, hobby tax applies here too. Just get a set of general purpose metric bits that contains the sizes you need and go to town.>>98579957SW is a galaxy that has an amount of planets more comparable to the Tau than the Imperium, but is also capable of churning out over 25000 Star Destroyers in less than 20 years that are themselves each supposedly capable of locking down an entire planetary system (both of these claims based on a throwaway line in an RPG book from the 90s that have been referenced in multiple other places since). That timeframe discrepancy for materiel turn-around alone needs consideration.
seeing people suddenly pretending to like centurions as soon as they're announced to be squatted is so fucking funny
>>98580017I never liked centurions. I am happy they are squatted.Now all the scout marines+variants must be squatted. They are dumb before primaris and are still dumb after.
>>98579938IM TIRED ROBBIE
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98580031you're very late ratfag
>>98580015>SW is a galaxy that has an amount of planets more comparable to the Tau than the ImperiumStar Wars Galaxy size is actually larger than 40K Galaxy (though once you remove the Unknown Regions it's only 80% the Size of 40K Galaxy)In the EU Republic controlled 1.3 million planets (though there's no concrete numbers in Canon). IoM controls "over one million planets" so they roughly control around as many planets.
Is it true that eldar wear pointy helmets because their hair grows up vertically and if they had round helmets it would push down the hair and it's like hella uncomfortable so they use the pointy hats to keep their hair straight up? I don't know where I heard this but I feel like it's a real thing like it's a weird space elf thing it'd be like if you held your hand in a fist all day it's not your hand's resting position but like for their hair. You can do it theoretically but you'd rather have it in a comfortable position.
>>98579938>He doesn't build for looksBuild for looks, you can show your opponent the loadout on your phone before the game starts
Why isn’t there a dedicated unit of marines with shotguns Shotguns are cool I would blow my skull out with a shotgun if I ever had to shoot myself with something other than a dirty blondes squirt
>>98579991>SoB>powerful
>>98579957>But rather Palpatine would fall to Chaos almost immediately (Or he wouldn't, since even Big E didn't fall to Chaos, and he is much more retarded than Palp.
I found some "Dorn weapon Malcador conversion" part STLs.I might try to reuse the STLs with a Macharius tank STL remake.What are the measurements of the tank so I can check my STL to being close enough accurate? Has a database of some sort covered the measurements of the ForgeWorld resin models so one can make sure they're as close as possible to the real things in say Blender before they get printed?Lastly how likely would I be rejected by players for using what is essentially a bigger target tank proxy of the Dorn tank?
Planning to start painting my GSC soon and I could use some ideas.Current idea is Orange jumpsuits and Black & white vehicles to give an overthrown prison planet vibe. But I'm not completely sold on it. Anyone else have any interesting ideas for a GSC Paint scheme?
>>98580041How many of those planets in SW are inhabited? How many are actively paying into the Republic/Empire/Separatists/whatever-government-at-any-given-moment instead of being controlled by pirates or other crime syndicates? How many are just too far out and too backwater to care about in either setting (ie SW Kamino)?The Republic has no authority in the outer rim in TPM ("Republic Credits are no good here," etc), and the Empire had to deploy specialized forces to Tatooine in ANH to hunt for a set of droids because they too had no forces on-planet beforehand that far out from the galactic core. The SW Empire and the 40k Imperium both do not truly control the territory they claim as theirs. Which then begs more questions and raises more inconsistencies, as always.
>>98580063there sort of is. pretty sure scouts used to be able to take them and the black templars upgrade sprue has all the bits to give your neophytes shotguns too.
>>98580066Sisters who actually enter battle would likely be roided up hulks and would have the very best nutrient paste available, only containing 5% or less corpse starch. Planet side they'd be very well fed with local delicacies. The Ecclesiarchy tends to spare no expense for their only military order, they are very well funded. Other sisters would conversely likely be fasting often and eating rather bland food, as a matter of monastic life.
>>98579547Working on more Steel Legion dudes, probably gonna have a full 10-man squad already by tomorrow with half of a command squad done by then too (Standard Bearer and Medic). Took another stab at my entry for the collage too based on an anon's advice. I painted the edges of the aquila on the right sleeve to hide the fact the decal I'm using from the Krieg transfer sheet doesn't really cover it 100%, and I took another stab at the pupil of the eye.
>>98580017I like Centurions and Agressors
>>98580063>Why isn’t there a dedicated unit of marines with shotgunsYour Scouts?
>>98580063What is this? Some kind of 40K DOOM?
>>98580105>Sisters who actually enter battle would likely be roided up hulksWe have their official arts and minis.
>>98580132You mean you don't know?
>>98580132https://store.steampowered.com/app/3115160/Warhammer_40000_Boltgun_2/It's not out yet, comes out in OctoberThe first Boltgun is available though, but in usual GW fashion it's still full price 3 years after it came out.
>>98580139how you know?>>98580144>The first Boltgun is available though, but in usual GW fashion it's still full price 3 years after it came out.how was it?
>>98580144That shit routinely goes on sale for like $7
>>98580151>how was itIt's fun for what it is. Boomer shooters got a bit of a resurgence recently, it's one of the better ones IMO.>>98580160At it's core it's a 40k skin on top of the boomer shooter formula that has been nearly unchanged in 35 years.I can play most entries into this game category for free because they're shareware and/or the copyright is no longer enforced, so any dollar amount greater than 0 is a bit of an ask for me personally.Yes, I'm a penny-pincher, how else would I be able to afford to buy all the Leman Russ tanks I need to play 11th edition guard in this economy
>>98579516200 IQ is realising there are no good guys or bad guys as those are just moralisms
>>98580165nah that's reddit midwit shit
>>98579904>Size isn't everythingActually Size DOES matter
>>98580166And believing in black and white good guys and bad guys isn't?
>>98580175Yes. There is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. No matter the consequences.
>>98580165>>98580166
>>98580175Correct lmao, that's low IQ and high IQ. You midwits never understand how the bell curve memes work that's what makes them so funny.
spooky
>>98580177I think part of the reason for Warhammer 40k is that everyone knows a lot of Imperial governing ineptitude and incompetence is owed to war grinding down and damaging everything so it working at all even in a severely weakened capacity makes it cooler than Black Library authorial intentions.Anybody else think this is true?The creator of Watchmen really hates Rorschach for whatever reason. It is a classic example of trying to portray something as bad and not to be liked being loved by fans.I think modern Warhammer 40k does this a lot in trying to portray the Imperium as terrible but people end up loving it more.
>>98580183kek it really do be like that
are these "moral properties" in the room with us now?
>>98580177>he needs to justify himself and his actions with empty moralisms or else he goes insanelol. lmao.
>>98580166>>98580183>>98580196mexicans are out in force tonight I see
>>98580194>The creator of Watchmen really hates Rorschach for whatever reason. It is a classic example of trying to portray something as bad and not to be liked being loved by fans.He doesn't "hate" him, he just disagrees with his politics and doesn't like that some fans agree with Rorschach. the thing is, Alan Moore's such an excellent author that he could write a guy he disagrees with as more than just a 2D strawman.
>>98580201>>98580203reddit midwits really exposing themselves
>>98579769>>98579733I appreciate itHow is this looking for a starter list to AdMech though?I hardly know what I'm doing but I do like the robots and dragoonsI have this:2x2 dragoons with lances 3x2 kastelan robots 3 datasmiths 1 Cawl 1 ghuld 2x10 skitarii vanguard2 Serberys raiders2 pteraxii sterilyzers2x2 ironstriders1985 pointsDetachment not chosen
>>98580194>make guy who's actually right, even if crazy>"but he's le bad and you're not suppose to like him"
>>98579875>when the Executor dwarfs almost all IoM's ships?Because they have like, what, one of those? It's not that much bigger than the Imperial Cruisers that can swarm it in the dozens.>>98579904>40k space ships are fucking awful and would get folded by most sci fi settings of a similar scopeAbsolute lorelet shit. You have never read the Battlefleet Gothic rulebook apparently. 40k ships fucking dogwalk the Star Wars Empire because they are fighting while zipping around at hundreds of kilometers per minute, their weapons are generally a billion fuckloads more powerful, their shields are stronger given that they can soak firepower from said fuckloads stronger weapons, and they're launching waves of nuclear torpedoes and shit.
Its really getting spooky in here
>>98580194>I think part of the reason for Warhammer 40k is that everyone knows a lot of Imperial governing ineptitude and incompetence is owed to war grinding down and damaging everything so it working at all even in a severely weakened capacity makes it cooler than Black Library authorial intentions.On the one hand that is part of it. On the other, there are places where there is genuine corruption and failure not because of constant warfare but, ironically, the lack thereof. The worst retard moves the Imperium ever makes seems to come from nobles who were born on a planet that's been more or less peaceful (at least to the extent that only commoners are under threat, not the rich leadership) for generations, and so they've gotten complacent and decadent and then an actual threat shows up and they are completely unprepared.
DEUS VULT!
>>98580220This, but unironically.
>>98580212it's almost that time of year
>>98580217Is this concept of no enemies for the Imperium to fight a Rogue Trader era inside joke abut how the greatest threat to the Imperium is having no external threats so it will tear itself apart? >>98580223I love spooky month. I really do.I wish I was born in spooky month instead of February when the Reichstag caught fire.
>>98580194Reminder that 40k IS a satire but it's targeted mainly in the opposite direction the "media literacy" reddit crowd thinks it is.
>>98579711Aren't all humans in 40k genetically modified? They most likely have found ways to eliminate most diseases or illnesses which is why they're able to endure such horrid conditions in Hive Cities.
40k was created by authentic fascists (social democrats (labour party supporters))
>>98579875>the ExecutorDidn't that thing get taken out by a single kamikaze pilot?
>>98580234solid screencap, saved
>>98580234based! Reddit libtard soiniggers PWN'd
>>98580236>They most likely have found ways to eliminate most diseases or illnessesMore like ten thousand years of eeking out a living in those conditions long ago killed off all the people who couldn't develop resistance or herd immunity. Disease is still a problem it's just that the only people still around are all tough fucking bastards.
>>98580236>Aren't all humans in 40k genetically modified?No? Some are, some aren't. Most aren't, at least not significantly so.
>>98580234Indeed, 40k is a stirring criticism of Thatcherism (liberalism) produced by Trve Social Fascists
>>98580137> ArtImperial Propaganda meant for the masses obviously.> MinisArmour can be made to look a certain way, it is rigid after all. Underneath it only makes sense SoBs would look like Olympic (non-fat) wiehgtlifters or sprinters. They train A LOT and again would have access to levels of medical care, nutrition, and programs that would rival anything we have in our time. Sure they can have pretty faces, but I'm sure 30 years of killing the emperors enemies would leave some scars.
>>98580251>Most aren'tI'd say most probably are, actually. The point of the genetic modification was to make them more adaptable to varied environments and climates in order to colonize planets all over the galaxy. Tens of thousands of years of natural selection would make that strain far more successful than the "pureblood" humans of Terra, and explains why we have shit like abhumans and so much mutation going on everywhere to the point that one of the main concerns of the Imperium is keeping muties in check and a lot of their propaganda is like "Kill the MUTANT, burn the heretic, purge the alien". Mutation is at the top of the list and mentioned alongside things as serious as Chaos worshippers and fucking Orks and Tyranids.
>>98580234I had an inkling this was the way but I never knew the full extent of it.That poster in the pic is beyond 100 percent correct. He didn't hit the nail dead center. He split the atom in the most mathematical center of the nail and the splitting resulted in a truth nuke bigger than the Big Bang explosion.I get it now.
>>98580234the entire point of that is to show how retardedly fucked up of a setting you need for that behavior to "make sense", and that even in that case it still fucks the imperium over more often than not
>>98580268>the entire point of that is to show how retardedly fucked up of a setting you need for that behavior to "make sense", and that even in that case it still fucks the imperium over more often than not
>>98580092Isn't that pretty much the default scheme? Well close to it. If you have a favourite hive fleet you could paint your gsc similar to it, that's what I did
>>98580268yeah but being the snarky subhuman who's like "did you know that the helldivers are le' bad" doesn't countermand the logical setup to the setting that people enjoy, and if these aforementioned midwits had their way they'd mutate 40k into a human revolt slophope setting against the evil chud emperor donoldo the cis until they're so far into the red business wise the entire company gets sold off to china
>>98580268>how retardedly fucked up of a setting you needOkay Candide, tell me more about how the real world is obviously the best of all possible worlds and that there's never been a dichotomy between bad and worse for any decision ever.
>>98580282no you don't understand you can't seperate idpol from my make believe
>>98580268>the entire point of that is to show how retardedly fucked up of a setting you need for that behavior to "make sense"Yeah, but it DOES make sense and that's what's funny. The turbofascist chauvinist inquisitor megahitlers are completely correct.>Wait so you're telling me... those 6 million... actually WERE alien dracula satans that drink the blood of children? Hitler was trying to save us the whole time?!>does pic related stare into camera>studio laugh trackThat's 40k in a nutshell
>tfw lgs is doing a Halloween themed rtt>+10 vp not from paint score but coming in a costume Going to be hard for most players to make something for it
No you see chud the Imperium is just plain up heckin evil you can't just analyse its material conditions or anything you have to just accept that its straight up ontologically evil and if you disagree with this bold and stunning critique you're literally a fascist
>>98580282>genociding people I don’t like is just like when my ebin grimdark commisar orders exterminatus on actual demon worshippers who summon actual demons from hell!!!updooted my chungus
I'd rather share a country with Tyranids than Indians. Just sayin'.
>>98580234I am actually agreeing with the image in that post. If GW were to essentially confirm this in any way the tourists on social media would have the mother of all meltdowns. But what is this media literacy thing? I know it is horribly twisted by pseudo intellectuals, but what was it supposed to be and what does it mean post corruption by pseudo intellectuals? Any examples of things getting "media literacy'd" in the perverted meme way? Bonus points if examples are 40k related outside the Imperium part.
>>98580302yeah
>>98580304You already do, the gsc live amongst us
>>98580303>genociding people I don’t like is just like when my ebin grimdark commisar orders exterminatus on actual demon worshippers who summon actual demons from hell!!!
>>98580306>But what is this media literacy thing?"media literacy" just means "you need to interpret all media as being pro-Marxist or you're literally Hitler", that's it, that's the whole thing
>>98580306>But what is this media literacy thingIt's a midwit's argument that you can't associate with anything in relation with the setting because of IRL morals. For example, starship troopers is an authoritarian setting, ergo you can't sympathize with the characters in the setting, nor daydream about wanting to shoot alien bugs. In addition they'll tell you that humanity is bad and that the bugs were unjustly disturbed and never really go beyond that which ties into the whole suicidal empathy dogslop when it just boils down to it's fucking cool being a scifi soldier in a gritty setting shooting aliens.
>>98580234Oh man the lurkers are burning from that truth spice.They're grilling, steaming, boiling even.They're trying to vent the heat through irony. This is forbidden spice the normie culture warriors come to tour Warhammer 40k will never be ready for.
wow the thread fucking sucks ass tonight
>>98580319reddit might be a little more your speed
he has portrayed himself as the chad and me as the soiboyit's over
>>98580293Amazon dot comYou can put together a Commissar in less than 200 American rubles with different premade costume bits and a bit of milsurp (hat and gas mask if you want to go Krieg).If you want to be something else, why?
>>98580323GW stands with comrade Starmer, do you?
>>98580306It's a meme that started with insufferable leftoid pseuds on twitter claiming that chuds didn't understand that certain properties were apparently "making fun of them" because they didn't go to college to be indoctrinated by some faggot marxist teaching them to interpret all media through a heavily biased pretentious lens that always conveniently supports their leftist groupthink. It started to blow up around Starship Troopers discourse because they are retards that don't understand (or pretend not to understand) that we fully KNOW when some subversive cuck lefty director makes a movie to attack our positions, but that sometimes they fail so spectacularly it actually backfires and reinforces our point instead.>NOOO IF YOU DON'T COME TO THE SAME CONCLUSION AS US YOU'RE NOT MEDIA LITERATE!!!Just the usual ironic leftoid projection. It got to the point where they would say this about everything, including stuff that had right wing creators who would come out and explicitly be like "no I was just being straight up with that it wasn't satire you retards" and thus prove what we all knew all along which as that the leftoids are completely full of shit and sniffing their own farts. Thus calling them the "media literacy crowd" now has become a title of mockery.
>>98580322You would know
>>98580323better luck next time lil bro
>>98580319It kicks ass actually, you might just be a seething r/sigmarxist tranny on the wrong website
So I was thinking and those black leather coat wearing NKVD political officers attached to the red army during ww2 kinda remind me a little bit of Imperial Guard Commissars from 40k, could there be a connection?
>>98580325GW doesn't even stand with 40k
>40k is making fun of [people I don't like] Is the real midwit position.
>>98580337The made primaris, that is 40k.
>>9858033840k is making fun of people stupid enough to keep giving GW money
>>98580338>I have no counterargument except to call things midwit after already proving I am the midwitLol, lmao
>mfw I have the objectively correct opinion about everything, always
>>98580335I don't see the connection
Post models. Now.
>>98580324>play eldar>dress as a commissar
you will not be missed
>>98580234If this breaks containment onto Warhammer Xitter it might start an epic meltdown from the sorts of people who paint primaris marines in tranny flag colors, holy
>>98580349>tfw already did
>>98580315>>98580317>>98580326Thanks buds!Has media literacy as a thing died down after the justified mockery of it especially when used where it really isn't deep beyond being a setting some British nerds started for a laugh?I think media literacy can be applied to something like LOGH but that's the one I think would work of a media I like. Even then I think the work was intended to make people think and come to conclusions from the start after being a cool story of space America vs space Prussia with spaceships.I wonder if it is possible for the Battlefleet Gothic ships to be able to do flight formation fights like in LOGH but I think they were intended to be like the Napoleonic naval warfare but in the "sea" of space.
Why does the thread smell so bad all of a sudden
>>98580352>statement from some community intern who had no hand in writing any 40k lore evervs>statement from the creator of the setting who says the Imperium is legitimately justified in the horrible things it does for survival
>>98580350I said it was cheap, not that it was thematicIf you want to get ear extension bits and the stupid fucking hair via a wig and the stupid Warlock robe, you can try that too
>>98580361Because you joined it le XD :DD
>>98580361Because the trannies like >>98580352 are shitting themselves
>>98580344feels good
>>98580360I think anyone who says "media literacy" unironically should have their eyes Ludivico'd open and be forced to watch The Dead Poet's Society on a loop for a week straight.
Bro the god emperor is a fedora tipper how the fuck is it not satire
>>98580352The ideology that inherited this can't create anything on its own despite overwhelming institutional and financial support, and will be remembered as self mutilating clowns
>>98580361that's your upper lip
>>98580378Because that's some Black Library fanfiction nulore from decades after the setting was created
>>98580360>I think media literacy can be applied to something like LOGH but that's the one I think would work of a media I like. are chuds made in a factory or is Israeli brainwashing really that potent?
>>98580350>picrel>elf ears>White wig done up in a high ponytail>Broomstick painted black with a cardboard eldar symbol & gemstone taped to the endCheasy peasy
>>98580332>r/sigmarxistThey're already here on damage control. >>98580352 is a great example.Really though I don't know why they should be upset about Warhammer 40k making fun of their beliefs by making a universe where religious fascist atrocities is justified. If I may put on the media literacy cap I'd say Warhammer 40k is like a "checklist" of threats mankind must face for fascism to be "justified" like emergency military powers enacted because the nation is under siege.Except the grimdark added in is that all it can do is delay the inevitable extinction.But I'm out of my SJW phase I had in my preteen years. I wonder how many people I made become right wingers just by being the insufferable little shit I was on Twitter/Tumblr.
>>98580378So was Hitler.
>you don’t understand, being a cargo cult nigger squatting in the ruins of a civilization you don’t understand is the only way to save the human race!!!!!if every mechanicus ape exploded instantly the imperium would be better off for it
>>98580384>are chuds made in a factory or is Israeli brainwashing really that potent?No, but your HRT is produced in an Israeli factory.
>>98580396No, because their cargo cult rituals actually work and keep the technology going, you fucking retard.
uh oh melty
>>98580396I hate that Vashtorr existing makes Admech not a cargo cult but instead objectively correct. It's horrendously gay
>>98580378>it's the worst regime imaginable>multi-cultural gay niggers and lesbians everywhereSometimes GW can be pretty based.
>>98580384>Israeli brainwashingThat's where troons come from, chuds are the natural pushback against your unnatural Israeli influenced ideology
>>98580279It's pretty similar, that might be why I'm not totally satisfied with it.>If you have a favourite hive fleet you could paint your gsc similar to itI have some old blue/purple nids, but I am less satisfied with their colour scheme these days
>>98580403Yes and I’m sure your dances work to summon the metal sky gods. Shooting anyone who tries to understand how anything works is clearly the best way to run things
>>98580406Kek
>>98580377I've never heard of that but I do like how you remembered the ClockWork Orange book/movie.>>98580384It was just a guess, man. I love LOGH as much as I love Warhammer 40k. And was just musing about whether media literacy could be a salvageable concept. But I don't think it is anymore. >>98580378>>98580352>filenamesI think they might be the same anon on damage control.
>>98580410It objectively does you dumb fucking faggot, they're the only ones who keep the tech running despite not understanding the underpinning mechanics of it. Shut the fuck up and hold the L.
>>98580413>I've never heard of thatOf what? Dead Poets Society? Robin Williams? Oh Captain, My Captain? Red Foreman bullying his gay son to suicide? Shit was kino.
>>98580417You mean they hold a monopoly on technology and refuse to let anyone else try to understand how it works or modify it under threat of death/lobotomyI spit on you mechanicus nigger
>>98580405The AdMech always were objectively correct, to an extent. AGAIN, that's the point being made here >>98580234>nooo you technofascists can't control all technology and operate machines through superstition and ritual! that's doing a heckin RELIGION and that's PROBLEMATICMeanwhile the strict control and esoteric ritualization stops the cyberdaemons from doing daemon shit
Why do people say 40k isn't a satire of liberalism when its a satire of Thatcherism in Britain and Thatcher was a Neoliberal
>>98580396>if every mechanicus ape exploded instantly the imperium would be better off for ittrvke
>>98580425yes because the cyberdaemons are a massive problem for the tau and the necrons and the eldar and the votann and the random hive gangers cobbling shit together in their backyards and the custodes’ terran artificers and literally every other race in the galaxy and also the humans who built the stcs the admech worships
>>98580422Dead Poets Society. I checked the wiki and didn't read the whole plot, but it looks worth my time.Sorry that I wasn't clear in that post. Quite frankly this thread has been real fun since the truth nuke dropped and the woodworks are leaking. It's okay to be wrong. It is okay to enjoy media like Warhammer 40k even if it doesn't align with one's views.A lot of lurkers here that would be better contained at r/sigmarxism aint got the smarts to accept that lmao.
>>98580425The problem is we never saw any cyberdaemon activity UNTIL they made Vashtor and then it started happening. So up until that point, it was just the theatrics.
This thread is based, its drained out all if the model and paintfags, you love to see it
>the emperor’s grand plan was to squat in the webwayWas he fucking stupid?
>>98580432>because the cyberdaemons are a massive problem for the tauThe entire joke of the tau is how naive they are and how they are heading down the same path that fucked over humanity in the Age of Strife with the Men of Iron rebellion and the audience knows this but the tau in setting do not, it's called Dramatic Irony.>and the necronsYou mean the insane evil robots made by soul-devouring star gods that have memories of dead people inside them and so think they are those people but are actually soulless abominations?>and the eldarAnon, lmfao, lol, kek even. You really want to go there? Do you realize what happened to the Eldar because their tech got too advanced?>and the votannYou mean the guys who are also a cargo cult that worship senile AIs>and the random hive gangers cobbling shit together in their backyardsThe ones who are all dying of super-cancer?>and the custodes’ terran artificersThe ones still making the same tech from 10,000 years ago following ancient rituals?>and literally every other race in the galaxyThe minor ones that are all either getting their asses slaughtered by humanity or eaten by Tyranids or corrupted by Chaos which is why they don't have enough presence to get minis on the tabletop?>and also the humans who built the stcs the admech worshipsWho got fucked by the Men of Iron and caused the Age of Strife?
DE bros, how do you outfit your Wracks?
>>98580445The fuck would you have done?
>>98580444Lorechads win again. Modelcels crying pissing and shitting themselves
>>98580436It was vaguely mentioned in the background lore since Rogue Trader though.
>>98579942Sucks for the tacticals but centurions and the planes have always looked retarded.
>>98580449Squat in real space
>>98580449Just conquer the galaxy and enforce my rule upon it. Nobody in 40k is remotely near the power level of the emperor and if he was simply patient nothing could have stopped him. He fucked up massively by giving chaos the primarchs to corrupt.Also he should have bit the bullet and taken over Mars by force. Not controlling your own factories is cucked.
>>98580458You'd get assraped by nids, necrons, orks and chaos
>>98580462He almost got killed by an Ork you dolt
>>98580466you mean all the factions that can’t beat the current imperium after 10,000 years of decay?
>>98580466It would actually just be regular anal intercourse with nids necrons orks and chaos since I consented to it
>>98580447>Do you realize what happened to the Eldar because their tech got too advancednta but the eldars problem was not their tech, lol.the admech 'make sense' in the idea that their technoreligionism allowed them to maintain a level of technology generally above the norm of human descendent states and peoples, but it also innately holds them back and fucks them over, and it also means the IoM can't take advantage of the various alternative societies with advanced tech because the admech typically spergs out over it.
>>98580449Nuke MarsFemale PrimarchsNuke Mars again
>>98580470He was holding back for HorusHe literally disintegrated the ork 2 seconds later
>>98580234Bro this post is actually insane how much it's revealing about the setting. In the very same thread where this was posted we have a guy going>akshually if you just put an INTELLECTUAL ATHEIST like ME who believes in SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS in charge instead of those SUPERSTITIOUS RELIGIOUS ASSHOLES everything would be fine!Whoops! cyberdaemons got the nuclear codes and took over your entire civs tech stack infrastructure, everyone dies to possessed killbots!
>>98580472>ignores the entire point of the setting>>98580479speedrun raping humanity I guess
>>98580209Pls respond
>>98580487>actually make new technology?>um we can’t do that despite the fact that every other faction in the game does that and half of us do it anyways despite it being illegalSource: trust me bro
>>98580472I mean if you want to start that particular discussion the Tyranids only really showed up in force about 7 years ago and already raped thousands of planets and are said to still just be the scouting forces, they are literally winning so hard against the Imperium it's unfathomable.
>>98580479Extremely based, I could've had a big wife in your imperium
>>98580487chaos would fucking love these retards thinking they could do better
>>98580493>speedrun raping humanity I guessIts not rape if its consensual
>>98580501The funniest thing about chaos is that everyone who tries to utilize it thinks they will somehow be the exception of not being a chaos slave.That's why I like the Word Bearers and God specific CSM legions and their successor warbands.They're honest about what they are mostly.
>>98580493>>98580501Nigger the emperor could not have possibly done worse
>>98580209>>98580494I'm not a fan of 11th so I cannot give you any real tactical advice here but I will say it's a shame if you only run Skitarii Vanguard and no Rangers because Rangers look cool as shit, and if I were you I would run MOAR dragoons.
>>98580501Emps made a deal with the Chaos Gods on a planet called Molech howeverbeit
>>98580506Faggot if you think you could do better you're the dumbest knuckle dragging sack of dooknobs humanity is cursed to endure.
>>98580506>could not have possibly done worse>defeated Horus>managed not to completely die>still alive (sort of) ten thousand years later and humanity is still not extinctAnon there are about a billion ways that could have gone worse, are you dumb?
Why didn't the Emperor make Konrad Curze the Warmaster he should have done that instead
>>98580512A 60iq retard could have done better. Doing nothing would have been better. Hell, blowing up the solar system would have been better. At least then there’s a chance that another successful human civilization could have taken over.>>98580513You mean he killed a dude he created in the first place and managed to (barely) not die while already being immortal? Oh but humanity isn’t completely extinct, it’s just in a totally unwinnable position? Implessive.
>>98580519Emperor is a God of mankind who loves humanity but not the human if that makes sense in his decision making. He also sees the Primarchs as assets and not people if I recall correctly.Maybe the Horus Heresy was meant to happen in some capacity to purge the space marines but chaos activated it too soon. I'm not sure.
>>98580520You are an actual turbo lorelet aren't you.>just blow up the system with the Astronomican bro
>>98580523Who are you quoting?
>>98580520>blowing up the solar system would have been betterThat would've resulting in realspace shitting up with warpstorms you troglodyte
>>98580524>Hell, blowing up the solar system would have been better(You), retard.
>>98580521 (me) But none of what I said matters because the woman who was part of the primarch makings had a girlboss moment and decided to scatter the Primarchs. Thus the writer has knowingly or most likely unknowingly written that the galaxy in Warhammer 40k was damned to be a nightmare because a woman messed up a man's plans.Man's plans may not have worked but the result of messing them up was pretty bad with lasting consequences.The lore bandaids to cover up the girlboss goof are probably already made or soon to cover this up.
>>98580526>>98580528negative iq
I love seeing lorefags rip into each other
>>98580529>the reason that Chaos got a leg up and the entire disastrous Horus Heresy happened was because a stupid whore foid had a bitch cunt woman moment and ruined the Emperor's plansWoah holy shit GW slow down that's dangerously fucking based???
>>98580521He knew that the primarchs would get corrupted but he needed them to act as loyal generals just to unite humanity since they'll take longer to be corrupted by chaos than your average humoid. He was also on a very short timescale as the entire thing revolves around the window to be able to warpjump while he could still move around and be active. A lot of retards don't get that warptravel atm is partially possible because the immortal cripple is constantly holding back chaos to keep warplanes open with the super duper golden chair that he had to make during the crusade.
How come Cegorach swapped Fulgrim and the Khan?Is the Khan smashing elf clownussy in the webway?
>>98580539ERDA IS NOT FUCKNG CANNON ABSOLUTE FOIDSHIT GW PUT OUT
>>98580544Imagine its the other way around and all the eldar are chasing after that fulgrussy
>>98580541He needed the primarchs because all his perpetual friends (except malcador) ditched him for being a retardChaos was more powerful in 30k because the fall of the eldar had just happenedHe was going to have Magnus sit on the throne originally, meaning he wouldn’t have to sit around keeping the beacon lit instead of doing other shit
>>98580546I mean the fact that it's canon that if Erda had just stayed her cunt ass in the kitchen and made Emps sandwiches humanity would be living in an Agarthan paradise in the webway right now as psychic ubermensch with all shitass daemons and aliens totally defeated is kind of extremely fucking based and directly parallels the Biblical story of Eve in the Garden of Eden. So basically GW is saying Christ is King and women should be quiet and listen to men.
>>98580529>>98580539>>98580546Objectively, Erebus killing Erda is the one thing Erebus didn't do wrong.
>>98580539I know you're joking, but maybe the whole thing was intended by the author. If it isn't intentional then it would be very rare "so bad it becomes inspiring" example. Like you might not be the best writer but look at that right there.>>98580541I knew Emps was on a very strict schedule with a deadly deadline. So he had to blitzkrieg his reconquista. Maybe Guilliman the statesman was meant to be the one who reforms the Imperium's militaristic autocracy into a proper government for the human people. But Horsey Hearsay happened and those plans aren't ever gonna work.I still think it is funny that big Robooty is now just the big papa smurf stress relief banging Yvraine according to fans now. It is a funny shipping and will probably stay that way until GW does something with the Ynnari faction properly.
Lorgar did nothing wrong.
>>98580555CHECKED TRIPS
>>98580558I think the writers knew they messed up having Erda in the story but couldn't retcon it so they had Erebus delete her.It really makes me wonder how authors manage to miss how fans would interpret events in their books even in a humorous reductionist way. How did they miss what they were really writing when the events in the novel would be put in the bigger picture of Warhammer 40k's lore?
>>98580566Calth wasn't an act of self defense. It was justified retribution. I'm tired of people saying it was self defense.
>>98580574Kek, I'm just imagining https://youtu.be/byV-KAG0tAQ
>>98580561You just know whatever survives of Malcador is laughing his ass off at Robutt
>>98580580>if Horus put me in a self-defense situation?
What do you hope for your faction as far as rules design to keep up with Orks and Space Marines? What do you expect will actually happen?
>>98580555Based and checked
>>98580595Give us fate dice back or something… and more weapon keywords. Tired of space marines have 3-4 different keywords on each of their weapons while all the leldar ones are just stats (and not good ones)
>>98580555this song goes very hard
>>98580595I expect nothing. Sisters will continue to have boring unfun rules that are technically "balanced" for standing in circles tournament play.
people sort of underestimate quite how much of Warhammer and Warhammer 40k came out of the '80s in the UK and some of its sort of contemporary things that started around about the same time, things like 2000 AD and Judge Dredd and that kind of stuff. They were all essentially satirical responses to the Thatcherite government and what life was like back then. So there is a huge element of knowing satire and commentary within them and in things like Judge Dredd that is sort of on the nose. It's obvious that it's a sort of a satirical take on the fascist police state, I suppose. In Warhammer, I think it's more deeply hidden because it's also a game and people get lost in the sheer fun of playing it, but I think it always comes back to that.
>>98580595Make Prioritised Efficiency +1H/+1W and make Fortify no longer check toughness.What will actually happen is most of the range will be unchanged. Maybe there'll be a new unit that will have the stats the range is supposed to have
>>98580234Remember that one warhammer+ animation where a guardsmen is helping to evacuate important people off a world during an invasion but then tries to help a family of random civilians. When they get to the landing pad a Commissar stops them and says they arent on the list of people and tries to execute him and the family before being shot by the guardsmen who then gets onto the shuttle with them and escapes.Then when they get into space it turns out the family were all genestealers and they fucking kill him and hes just doomed another planet.
>>98580643It's like this just keeps being correct...
>>98578969My most recent game was a demo game against myself to learn the rules. It was take and hold ceramite sentinels smurfs vs invasion fleet take and hold nids.https://www.newrecruit.eu/app/list/wDRyghttps://www.newrecruit.eu/app/list/wxmh3The marines won and it wasn't particularly close. Everything in marines lines up so well and anything Titus's unit touches instantly dies regardless of if it's a monster or swarm. In all my games I have not found a way for whatever faction I'm pitting against the marines to take any objective he sits on. It's insane.I will probably do another demo game this weekend. I don't live near a store so I've gotten good at these games just seeing what the dice say about lists I come up with to go against each other. I don't keep close track of who wins but I still know it's marines by far. SoB, nids, and eldar almost always lose to them. The games that are sob vs eldar are always the closest and most fun imo and they have the most decisions.
>>98579549Wrong
>>98580063Reminder that space marines got a dedicated close combat unit called ASSAULT Intercessors that not only can't use shotguns but don't even get access to the assault keyword period
>>98579557Says the primaris paypig.
>>98580595Aside from general power creep so my armies don't lose before the game even starts (because that is the most boring match possible) it would be nice if my nids had the strength to punch vehicles again and got some flavorful rules but at that point I'm just making fanciful wishes
>>98580595I can't wait to get shit on by marine for the next few years
goddamn gorilla glue holy shitneed to wait until morning to do some dremel work on the head to get it to my liking
>>98580700>play space marine game>get beat by space marines>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME????mfw
>>98580708Hellblaster status?
>>98580595Lower cost on Battleline. Comparing them to intercessors is a joke.Lower cost on Retributors. Comparing them to Eradicators is a joke.About double or perhaps even triple the detachment options. There's no reason for a faction to have about 3 good detachments while marines have 23 to choose form and most are fine or good. You could even literally copy and paste a few generic ones like Ceramite Sentinels, Armored Speartip, and Ironstorm Spearhead without changing anything about them and they would be strong and flavorful for SoB.Just get rid of the current faith dice system. GW way overvalues it compared to marines just getting full rerolls on everything. Being able to spend a resource to place a 6 in a pool of shooting dice is worse than the marine player who just gets full rerolls on oath or with sternguard or assault inercessors etc.A gun that actually wounds monsters/vehicles on a 3 or 4 would be nice too. Meltas are all short range and S8/9, and the Castigator is S8/9 or fewer shots for S10. Just give us a lascannon but call it something else.Every time a SoB player complains, people say "Morvenn Vahl is insane just play her" but that's not really what anyone wants when they design a faction. Nobody wants one mandatory unit that is good that deflects any complaint about the rest of the book. And even she is just boring, she's good because....she has full rerolls and +1 to hit and wound. It's the most generic type of strength. It's not a super cool or unique identity, she just stat-checks you with full rerolls. Having one unit that carries the tournament win rate so that the rest of the book doesn't get meaningful buffs is such a lame situation to be in. Delete her, then spread that power into every other unit in the book so it's about the same but is spread out.Add bikes/horses with churchy bits.Add the corvus blackstar with chuchy bits.
>>98580309thank god I went bald so I get extra helping hands
>>98580722Marines are losing Oath
crabs are fucking scary bros
>>98580722>Meltas are all short range and S8/9, and the Castigator is S8/9 or fewer shots for S10. Just give us a lascannon but call it something else.Meltas being mid is still such a bizarre fucking decision. They literally have the anti rule to address meltas without making them a generic "kill everything" stick like plasma is, but they just don't apply it to meltas for seemingly no reason.
>>98580624rick priestly made it as a wargaming setting. it's a mash up of many things including 2000 AD. However for something to be satire, it has to be the primary intent and driving force behind it. WH40K was intended to be a cool fictious wargaming setting to have fun playing games. How they decided to fill out any specific details is irrelevant. If it turns out JR rowling decided on a character name after consulting tarot cards, that doesnt make the entirety of the harry potter narrative an occult ritual.
They're definitely remaking the tactical squad as a kill team down the line anyway.
>aliens that look like flayed ones>live in the same area as flayed onesWhat did gw mean by this
>>98579504that's minecraft
>>98580796it's just a coincidence and a lack of creativity, but if you want to feel funky you can imagine that some alien races are made similar to something else to help you convert them, even though in this case you would do better by using aos ghouls or a genestealer
>>98579544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_oaNrAl83Q
>>98580802Gem
>Ctesias saw the daemon with Silvanus' eyes and knew what it was. It was old. So old that it floated free of the dominion of the great four daemon gods. The Father of Plagues in its guise as the King of All Despair had once claimed it, but even that had been tenuous, and the daemon had broken free of the Plague Father's rule. The grief of widows and children for those claimed by seas had been the seed from which it had grown. Into that the fear of sailors had added shape, and the flesh and bones of the drowned had gathered in its gullet. The blood poured by mariners to calm storms, the trinkets kissed by voidsmen as they felt their hulls creak, the ghosts trapped in wrecks never found – all fed the dream of its being. It waited in the dark layer of water just out of sight of the surface, waiting, looking up, hair and fingers stirring the lightless depths of sea, lake and void. It had uncounted names: the Angel of Deep Water, the Mother of the Drowned, the Lightless Hunger. Ctesias had heard of it but had never seen it. Now he did, and the grinding, ancient power in it almost made him shut his inner eye. He did not, though. He started to think.There should bemore minor chaos gods
>>98580808unfortunately we can't have those until gw makes agnostic demon kits and has to start shilling them instead of the color coded ones
>>98580802THE MOST RAPED MAN ALIVE
>>98580811The entire demon line should be kits like the spawns.
roadmap when?
3000 years old, just a fuckin' kid
>>98580654>The marines won and it wasn't particularly close. Everything in marines lines up so well and anything Titus's unit touches instantly dies regardless of if it's a monster or swarm. In all my games I have not found a way for whatever faction I'm pitting against the marines to take any objective he sits on. It's insane.have you considered shooting him until he dies?
WHO'S NEXT /TG/
>>98580819
>>98580824Id put my money on the GK baby carrier
>>98580824What I want is the Necron Warriors because I think the battle damaged look sucks and if you want it you should do it yourself with a knife.I'd expect the next refresh to be the Grey Knights
>>98580819>>98580840He will be made a venerable redemptor dreadnought for the 12th starter
>>98580824Baby carriers like what anon at >>98580851 said.Those were a mistake and no lore praise could make them any less of a mistake.
>>98580873>no lore praise could make them any less of a mistake.same with marines
Grey Knights will lose their baby carriers when Sisters do. Someone on the design team really loved matrix revolutions.
>>98579687>might even be able to trick him if you play dumb a bitHello Magnus, how's the hunt for your fragments going?
>>98580912Don't forget the Invictor, which is by far the most blatant of the bunch. Bit really id bet you 6 bucks there's a design mandate at gw that every imperial infantry mech has to show off the pilot to differentiate them from other factions
>>98580925bro that guy is literally about to quickdraw the gun on his hip and blow me apart cowboy style wtf
>>98580912Matrix Revolutions is good, they just made the designs awful
>>98580925It's not to differentiate them from other factions but to differentiate them from dreadnoughts
What do we expect for infiltrator points? 70-80 for me, they're much weaker than current infiltrators (expensive at 110 for the deep strike denial bubble only).
>>98579654>>98579664Lost and the Damned because they need it for Total War
>>98580956>Lost and the Damnedthat's just chaos space marines
>>98580925That's not a baby carrier. It's a little mech.
GK players vibe check.>just lost a ton of units>Paladins shoved into the dirt>still no update to get Primaris stuff>Steel Legion already confirmed to be eating up one of their possible range refresh slots>new Psychic rules look neat but good fucking luck getting them before 2030 lmao
>>98580977The steel legion is just a kill team, not a range refresh slot.
hufflepuff range refresh soon bros i can feel it in my bones
>>98580925i like these things because they remind me of those mechs in the matrix sequels, my favourite mech design ever
>>98580654>homosexual hovercraftsmiss me with that corpo shit
>>98581000Ravenclaw has all the refresh you need. Just ask Cho Chang.
>>98580450>pissing and shitting pants about how this retarded space world relates to our real life political climate>lorethere is absolutely nothing being discussed in this thread
>>98580977what happened to paladins?
You wish you had one of these.
>>98581128lol, I get it! the joke is sex!
>>98581180No, they are some of the worst models ever made.
>>98580977Realistically what's left to update besides them and deldar? They'll for sure get an update within a year.
>>98581229the desolation squad exists
>>98580977absolutely zero reason to bring up guard lmao
why would you ever play space marines when you could play chaos space marines?
I like GSC :D
If everyone is getting more elite in 11th, how elite are they going to be? Also will they keep their heavy weapon choices or will the Hylas and Magna-Rails etc be split out into 4 new units for the Votann range?
>>98581230RavenwingCatachanCrisis SuitsMeganobs, Lootas, and BurnasTyranid Warriors, Shrikes, and CarnifexTrazyn and DecieverDoomrider and Chaos BikersLegion of the Damned
>Is there a Guilliman Blue? No!>Is there a Lion El'Jonson Green? No!But you know who does have a color? Yeah, my boy Pedro—he’s got a color named after him: Kantor Blue.
>>98581240Reading is hard, isn't it anon?
>>98581263They'll be as elite as space marines are right now because they're not going up in T or S
>>98581272>kantor in Gravis Fake fan.
>>98581276Why not, Orks and Marines are going up in stats. Why do you think it won't be across the board?
>>98581263They're not making space marines more elite, they're making everyone else more horde
>>98581272>Kantor Blue.The best color!
>>98581273you tell me anon
>>98581292space marines should always be outnumbered, it makes them more heroic.
>>98581272There's Guilliman Flesh. Might be the best skin tone paint geedubz made
>>98581272>Is there a Guilliman Blue? No!Kantor Blue outlived it, but there was in the past.
>>98581272>Pedro KantorThe Ork-crusher, the last-stand man, the MILF-carrier.
we WILL get Tu'Shan this year. Its time. We all know it. Salamanders are meta. Everyone plays them. Its the year of Tu'Shan
>>98580840Nope he didn't die. Ven Dread is not last chance to buy like the Predators, Stormravens and Tactical Squads. That is because Venerable Dreadnought wasn't squatted from the Grey Knights. Heck one of these is included with our Combat Patrol still.
>>98580211>Absolute lorelet shit. You have never read the Battlefleet Gothic rulebook apparently. 40k ships fucking dogwalk the Star Wars Empire because they are fighting while zipping around at hundreds of kilometers per minute, their weapons are generally a billion fuckloads more powerful, their shields are stronger given that they can soak firepower from said fuckloads stronger weapons, and they're launching waves of nuclear torpedoes and shit.>doesn't mention starfleet.
>>98581416Shut the fuck
>>98581321>SOME of the worst
Is there any faction with a horribly bad poster attached to it in this thread besides Space Wolves and I think Iron Warriors
>>98581464there was a massive shitposting autist with emp children and bangels but he's gone, thankfully
Does 40k have an equivalent of Zone Mortalis in HH & is it any good?
>>98581486Iirc there's Boarding Action
>>98581486Boarding actions is the closest equivalent. It's good, but hasn't gotten much support in the past two or three years.
I started mixing paints with a lighter paints to do highlights instead of just using a different color. I have leveled up once again as a painter. I feel mediocrity approaching.
>>98581464blood angels have had like 3 or 4
is perty getting a model this year? hes supposed to be a daemon prince now isnt he
>>98581464There is a 4th ed lolcow. But Idk what he plays.
>>98581504>I still cant edge highlight after 25 years of painting>Just Base coat and wash and leave it at thatPlease help
>>98581534I use the side of the brush and it helps. But I wouldn't take advice from me I'm really bad still.
>>98581534>>I still cant edgesame...
>>98581271All of these are just parts of factions. Grey knights need their entire line redone, which is only a handful of kits if they do the kits the same way again (doubt).
>>98579828Geneseed is attributed to the primarch first and foremost, who it was harvested from is not really relevant. When a large scale founding is planned, the necessary geneseed is mass-produced by implanting progenoids into random unfortunates stuck immobilized in vats anyway.
So what army is being displayed here? Steel Legion and Vostroyan right?
Are there any good BL novels that involve orks?Only read HH books so far and they're a bit hit & miss, but listening to Know No Fear while painting my ultramarines was PEAK hobbymaxing and wondering if there's a similar book I can do that with for orks
>>98581575Nta but >necessary geneseed is mass-produced by implanting progenoids into random unfortunates stuck immobilized in vats anyway.Do chapters do this after suffering heavy losses too or is it a founding only thing
>>98581580>BL ork booksB-boss I don't think da boyz are supposed to kiss like that...
>>98581583I don't think there was mention of marines themselves doing it. It's a pretty fucking easy way of getting accused of legion building after all.
>>98581584Yeah dey is doing a poor job, dey ain't even usin' tongue I'll show 'em how it's done, just you wait an' see
>>98581584Dey're trynna bite each otha's jaw off ya git
>>98581291Ehhhhhhhh, Orks aren't really getting more elite. Ork support lost all its FNP and some of its invulnerable saves, plus things like big mek in mega armor losing its every turn heal. A lot of ork units got more fragile at a faction level.So Orks got deadlier, but less durable. And then went up in points. While Space marines are getting deadlier and going up in durability. So I expect space marines points to going up even more percent wise than Orks. Which went up 15-20%.
>>98581385>glaze paintsIsn’t glaze medium plus one’s desired paint enough nowadays?Probably more simpler than lots of water but did contrast paints make glaze paints obsolete?
>>98581597nta but i just had to look that up in the leaked codex. the whole appeal behind a painboy was a squad wide fnp, now he just brings back 3 boyz, or 1 nob lmao. thats a bit shit desu, thats the reason why i liked playing orks was due to the durability.
>>98581600>Isn’t glaze medium plus one’s desired paint enough nowadays?You don't even need medium honestly. There is a difference between using water and medium but it's not pronounced.>Probably more simpler than lots of water but did contrast paints make glaze paints obsolete?They were obsolete when they launched since you could do the same thing with normal paints. Thinning contrast paints gives you more of a shade paint than a glaze.
>>98581576yea
>>98581580inexplicable they are all full of LGBTBBQ+123 and gender pronoun nonsense
>>98581597Marines are losing power from abilities and army rule (oath vs doctrines), with detachments likely to follow the same limited scope as Orks. FNP also gone from Infiltrators, so they're more flimsy than before. Some units will go up 20/25%, others will get cheaper.
>>98581584Picrel: Da boss in question
>>98581580List of Ork books that I've read or listened to from best to worst (they're all good)>Da big dakka>Brutal kunnin>Warboss>Ghazgkhull Thraka: prophet of the waaagh!Mike Brooks for all his flaws still writes Orks rather well. Lots of fun moments in the ufthak trilogy (order is brutal kunnin, Warboss, da big dakka)Started work on my dakkarig. Honestly not much basecoating to do anymore aside from the pilot, just an awful lot of washing and highlighting once he's done. Oh yeah and of course some freehanding on the blue parts. Not sure what exactly to do for those yet. Want to do more than just checkers.
>>98581642kino./..
>>98581644>working on the new imba ork unitof course! You have 3 of them dontcha!
>>98581644I told myself that I wouldn't give GW any money this edition but this model is just so good both in looks and on the table I might not be able to resist it. Oh wait it cost $80 in my country I'm not buying it.
>>98581580The Ghaz novel has a 60/40, maybe 70/30 ratio of greenskin to human page time. It's about an inquisitorial retinue interrogating Makari to learn about Ghaz. Has some good orky moments. There was a short story about Grotsnik published before it and it fills in bits of the story from Grotsnik's perspective, so if you want a sample of what the full novel reads like, you could check that out first.
>>98581652Nah, just the one. I've got enough on my plate with the rest of the Armageddon box and all the other new Ork units to worry about duplicates yet. It'll be 12th by the time I imagine I'm doneI've got the base to a looted russ I've been sitting on for a second dakkarig proxy if I want another one.
>>98581658does ghaz rescue makari?
>>98581580>Good books with ork perspectivesWarboss Da Big Dakka Catachan DevilDa Mad DokGood books with orks as antagonistsDeath or Glory has PDF/IG against Orks, and gives you a good idea of how orks operate. Rebel Winter is IG vs Traitor PDF vs Orks and is essentially a slideshow of each different ork unit.Fifteen Hours is PDF and IG vs Orks, and is pretty good while also showing how orks do siege warfare.
>>98579920>no tau terrain>no eldar terrain>no chaos terrain>no votann terrain>no necron terrain>the 1 marine terrain got squatted>2 pieces of daemon terrain (nurgle and slaanesh iirc)>1 piece of tyranid terrainWhat happened? Why does a vital game piece for play have almost no official support from GW? Why is it all fucking imperial ruins?
>>98581644this is still the only model ive painted from the armageddon box
>>98580044They have pointy helmets because they have big brain like custodes
I want to try to convert Kravek Morne into a terminator lord for my black legion army, do you guys know if there are cloaks or fur capes that would fit well on his model?
>>98581697Got a pic?
GW:> You will not be missed, chudAlso GW:> Every single non-dogshit model released since has been nostalgia baitWhat did they mean by this?
>>98581705Pretty sure there are many 3rd party bits that fit your needs. Or 3d printed stuff. Or even green stuff.
weakest champion of khorne
>>98581713Where's the contradiction?
>>98580747>marines are losing oaththats okay, they're still going to be hitting on 2+ through cover and wounding most infantry/battleline on a 2+ or 3+ at 24" just for sitting on an objective. meanwhile a lot of infantry/battleline is going to be wounding on 5+ at best and 6+ at worse now. if marines kept oath and all the other billions of rerolls they would be even more busted than the teaser suggested.
>>98581658If makari is such a lucky git why did he get captured by the humies? Checkmate weirdboyz.
>>98581715holy roids batman
>>98580352NOOO THIS IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE DEATH OF THE AUTHOR MEANS I CAN STILL GIVE GW MY MONEY
>>98581714Oh yeah, totally forgot about this option. I'm planning on adding a fur cloak on top of his shoulders and a cape under it, some spikes on the shoulders and try to switch the iron warrios symbol on the belt for a black legion one.
>>9858034240k has never made allusions to its fanbase being dummies for buying overpriced models.
>>98581712Its just the one from the collage, this image might be from a different angle
>>98581719You’re such a whiny bitch lmao.
>>98580947Infiltrators are on a be 100, incursors 110.
I'm gonna miss manlets
>>98581464There’s a faggot who posts his ugly fucking salamanders a lot but his actual posts seem benign even if his models are hideous
>>98581476Was that the guy who posted his handwritten letter to GW after the new sanguinary guard were announced?
>>98581756Don't worry, you'll see one every time you look in the mirror
>>98581737Ah okay, I remember this git. Still love the paint job. I actually got some rust pigment powders I wanted to try on this thing due to the quality of your paintjob. Really made me want to try my hand on some rust again.
>>98581715I've asked a friend how to spot a steroid user and he said to look at their shoulders. If it looks like a baby's head they abuse
>>985817606'3 is considered manlet height? Damn. I guess it's really joever.
>>98581778dude his arm is the size of a child of course he's on roids
>>98581718If they don't want chuds to buy their models why do they keep pandering to them?
>>98581688None of those things would look like rectangular ruins which is all GW wants to balance the game for.
>>98581756Just play HH models instead.
>>98581788I don't quite get the appeal but body dysmorphia is a bitch like that
>>98581756Just play chaos instead.
>>98581747>t. seething marinefag
>>98580349
What will happen to the sister Rhino if the Rhino gets Primaris rescaled? It doesn't make sense for us due to Sisters being smaller than Marines. And it would ruin the synergy with the Exorcist, Castigator and Immolator due to those being regular Rhino sized. (and I don't see them refreshing these as they use a completely different Sprue from the regular Rhino)I see one of 3 thing to happen:1 We will keep our current Sister Rhino which uses the 20+ year old Rhino sprue2 We will get a Deimos Rhino with a sister sprue included (all the other Sister vehicles are based on the Deimos Rhino anyway)3 We will get our own Rhino using the Sister Rhino based vehicle sprue. In which case unless they include a different front end, would mean our Rhino has a front heavy bolter as well.
>>98581813Nice metal sisters. Damn those metal multimeltas cost an arm and leg nowadays. You also remind me that I will have to finish my repentia someday. I have basecoated 6 of them and primed the other 3 plus superior.
>>98581829Metal or failcast?
>>98581814Why would the rhino be rescaled?
>>98580349Likely gonna stay WIP for a bit as I work weekends but they're almost ready to go. Still can't find my fucking pin vice.
>>98581838People are talking about with Rhino being able to take Primaris that it will get a refresh where it will be rescaled to be Primaris sized.
>>98581833metal
>>98581831Thanks anon, I love my metal girls. Once I finish these I'll get an updated army pic. I hope you get yours done, I'd love to see them when you do
>>98581829Love them anon
>>98581842Nice. I have a metal Techmarine plus Servitors as well. One of the best metal models made in my opinion. But honestly I haven't painted mine due to how complicated painting it seems so I have just focused on my regular battleline units instead.
>>98581791I feel like making these faction skins of the already ruins would be really easy, no?>votann has a blocky industrial aesthetic >tau typically have rounded metal stuff but they could have something like energy shield emplacements or just put rounded corners on the edges>wraithbone already has an organic bone appearance like the spiky gothic ruins, or you can have stony/mossy maiden world ruins>giant chitin growths for tyranids to hide inDemon/chaos might be the only odd one out, but even then the monogods can have their own uninspired things.>wall of fire for tzeentch>wall of flesh for nurgle>wall of skulls for khorne>wall of mirrors for slaanesh
>>98581814They could simply repackage the deimos rhino and swap the marine vehicle accessory sprue with a new/retooled SoB upgrade sprue.
>>98581846Is that Repressor legit or a recast? I bought a Repressor kit but I'm 99% sure I got scammed into buying a recast just due to how toxic it smelled.
>>98580349models
>>98581850Yep that is the option 2 I mentioned. Basically do the same they did with the current Sister Rhino but with the Deimos. Not that I'd complain I have a converted Sister Deimos Rhino where I used the Sister Rhino kit bits on the Deimos and besides my horrible unfinished painting it looks pretty good.
>>98581851Recast, sadly.Even when I was first collecting sisters back during the metal days it was already oop.It's on top of a real rhino chassis so whatever
>>98581814Mystery option 4: all faction specific rhinos get replaced by new unique transports for that faction.
>>98581856I think they should make it official, the other SoB rhino based vehicles use deimos patterns too iirc. I like sisters using older equipment, fits with the idea of discount marine chapter for the ecclesiarchy
>>98581861Yep I started buying sisters less than a year before they went plastic and I bought them specifically because I like metal models over plastic. So them being the only metal army kind of sealed the deal. I do wish I bought more of them back in the day because metal sisters are so expensive now in the second hand market and I don't want to buy plastic sisters outside of vehicles and units that were never metal.I'm right now buying metal cherubs even though they were never included with sisters because I play games with them. And I don't want to use empty bases as markers. But honestly I should finish my pile of shame since I got around 50 sisters painted battle ready. But I still have like 30 infantry left and all my vehicles are basecoated only.
>>98581864My headcanon is that when Imperial Guard was forbidden to use the Rhinos and the Space Marine legions were forced to downsize, there were just piles and piles of Deimos Rhinos which couldn't be used. And the ecclesiarchy bought them for the pennies on the dollars for themselves.
>>98581849the gw sculptors have the effort vs reward problem which causes a disparity between what they make and what actually gets into productionsculptors could make all of these but then GW has to ask themselves how successful they'd sell before putting them into productionthe faction terrain pieces would realistically only be bought by fans of those factions, plus add the fact that terrain is like the one thing GW officially approves proxies or third party sculpts of in sanctioned gamesthey've probably ran the numbers on thos before and came to the conclusion that their default imperial crap is the most effective terrain to produce and sell since
>>98581883Yeah with Terrain they are truly competing against 3d printers and third party makers. Let's be honest even if GW forced Terrain to be GW Terrain only no tournament outside of GW tournaments would follow that. And certainly no one in casuals games. And if you go to a GW tournament they will provide terrain already.
>>98581875>But I still have like 30 infantry left and all my vehicles are basecoated only.One of the things (and there are several) stopping me from buying a new army is not wanting to have to paint it. I already have an Ork army but I really like the Knight models but I think painting them is too intimidating. Most of my Orks aren't painted the best because they were my first attempt at painting 20 years ago. I just don't think I can do the Knights justice.
>>98581883I made my own terrain but I took exact measurements of the GW ruins and pencil them on to my foam board before cutting. The train is actually much better suited for Necromunda than 40k because it is very dense, way to dense for a balanced 40k match unless I only use half of it.
>>98581769ive got so many fucking rust effects and never settled on one. AK have such a vast variety of rust effects and they are all quite decent. which pigments did you get? the AK wargame enamel pigments (dark and light rust) are good but a bit finnicky
>>98581886Yeah I started painting sisters when I got somewhat better but my Marines my fucking god did I butcher them as a 10 year old. But honestly it's kind of refreshing when I paint them every now and then because with them I don't stress painting them, since I have decided to never strip and repaint the models I painted as a 10 year old. So with my marines I'm holding myself to the standard that the result will only have to be slightly better than the 10 year old painting I did.With my sisters though I'm holding myself to a much higher standard since I got decent at painting when I painted my first sisters. So all my sisters will have to be that level at the very least.
>>98581894I just got the Vallejo rust and dirt pigment sets, with some pigment fixer.
>>98580349Painted her a while back, working on my second forgefiend now.
>>98581814Marines rhino will be capacity 6, one less than the larger and open-topped impulsor.
This Warlock Conclave change is really fucking up my Spirit list. I didn't want Eldrad to run around naked, but I don't have the points (or see the point) for a 100 pt. Storm Guardians block in a Spirit 1k point list. Do I just try to keep him and my Farseer in cover for the Hidden stuff so they can keep Guiding and Dooming?
>>98581906Damn you wrote something much better than what I wrote on my old exorcist. "Xenos bad"
>>98581847Thanks!>>98581848Understandable, it took me a while to get around painting them
>>98581902those are pretty good, ive only got two pigments from vallejo, im a fan of the dark red ochre one, can double up as that martian base dirt and rust on models
God damn I have to choose between buying more plastic crack or fixing my cars clutch..... maybe I should just sell the 800€ worth of pokemon cards I have. I don't even care about them.
>>98581933I am in the process of selling off my pokemon cards. They are all Gen 1 first and second prints. I need the money to fuel my barely sustainable alcohol dependency.
>>98581939>Alcohol>Warhammer>Pokemon>ShitboxPick a struggle anon
>>98581939I'm not old enough to have bought gen 1 shit when they were new. But like in 2011 someone in a garage sale sold 80 gen 1 cards for like 5 euros. Including a Blastoise, Jolteon, all three legendary birds and some more valuable cards (though none of the valuable cards were first edition)
>>98581945I know you're not going to believe me but I have a medical condition that makes me dependent on alcohol. I can't not drink it I literally cannot fall asleep without alcohol in my bloodstream, my doctor put me on gabapentin but even that wouldn't work. When I don't have it I stay awake for 4 to 5 days at a time completely unable to sleep despite being completely exhausted. It fucking sucks.
>>98581945You can easily sustain alcohol and cars but warhammer is a monolithic struggle
>>98581956I don't know. My yearly car insurance and tax bill is the same as a 3000 point warhammer army. Honestly maybe I should just take the bus....
>>98581953That is hard to believe but if true that would fucking suck shit anon. I know some people use marijuana to sleep, any luck with that?
>>98581966nta but thats what i do, I use THC oil that's very heavy indica to knock me out. Its definitely not a permanent solution but its helped so much
>Tfw expensive hobbies include drinking myself to death whilst collecting the plastic crack>Also getting women asking me for $100- $200 each fortnight with some shitty excuse of "im in trouble i need help" and I have trouble saying no to them cause I need validation from womenlove from Kazakhstan
excuse me whatthey removed sprues from the Baneblade box to sell them seperatelywhat the fuck, why
>>98581948>Decide to look through these to see what they are worth>Bunch of gen 1, 2 and 3 cards>The only first edition cards the original owner had written their name on them (not the most valuable cards but still worth 40 euros)>Many valuable cards like a delta species latios and reverse holo houndoom the person had written their names on themFucking hell man. At least there were still cards like a delta species Jolteon, gen 1 Jolteon, gen 1 Blastoise and all legendary birds without being ruined like this. I can sell these and afford warhammer.
>>98582003>$100- $200 each fortnightMy nigger, I will say this to you, I was once at a very low point and sent $50 in, but it is the worst mistake of your life. They will share your number, Pajeet scammers will get your info, and the swarms will descend. You will be sucked dry of every penny if you don't do what I did and realize very quickly it's all shit and block their numbers.They kept trying until I started just sending Indian Soijacks and saying "nigger nigger nigger" over and over to each one that tried.Imagine the booze you could afford with that pocket money back, then work on cutting back on the booze, shit will kill you as well
I love Tau!
>>98579505Chaos Space Marines are the good guys because they are human
>>98582059No, they're demon-possessed, so they don't count, like xeno-lovers and other heretics.
>>98582007That happened like a month ago, yea.It was like this (a kit and a separate upgrade sprue) before 9th edition, so at the very least the decision itself wasn't unheard of.The part that should get you on this is that they increased the price when they originally bundled the upgrade into the kit (understandable, it's more plastic), but then they didn't reduce the price when they split it back into two, so now Baneblades cost $40 more.GW are greedy and act in a stereotypically hebraic manner with their business decisions. Most of the price increases cannot be justified by inflation or UK carbon emissions fees and taxes, it's just "we want more money."Your options are to not engage with them (whether via quitting entirely, playing other games or using 3rd party proxies), become a printfag, or accept your lot and be a paypig.You can get an entire starting army in Bolt Action or Konflikt '47 for the price of a Baneblade and the sponson kit, for example.
>>98581778>>98581788DYELs detected, he's clearly natty
>>98580031YES
>>98582064Abaddon is the true savior of humanity. He is not a slave to the Chaos gods and actually has a vision on how to fix the rotten imperium.
>>98581849I don't like the squareness of terrain these days. I feel like wraithbone should have more rounded shapes
>>98580925
>>98582100>actually has a vision on how to fix the rotten imperium.such as...?
>>98582106robowdy
>>98582111kill the weak and let the strong survive
Reminder that Abaddon the Loyalist is the Emperor's chief agent in Imperializing Chaos.
>>98580912If GW gets rid of the Nundams and Morvenn then SoB are actually unplayable>>98580925>every imperial infantry mech has to show off the pilotArmored Sentinel, it has to not show the pilot to differentiate from the ScoutSpeaking of, I should get 4 more Sentinels
>>98582111Importing 5 trillion low-paid workers from the third dimension.Chaos is our strength.
>>98582122I would LOL if it turned out that Abaddon has been Emperor's double agent the whole time.
Kill Chaos
>>98582133Tyranids are people too, chud.
>>98582145he's literally me fr
>>98582100
Tell me how often Imperial medical does this.
Literally did nothing wrong.
>>98582111If you destroy everything, the setting will move on to a new one that's better off.
>>98582173Puppet of Vashtorr.
>>98582176do you have a single Yahoo news article to back that up?
>>98582172Getting violated by Slaanesh cultists or Genestealers doesn't get you any maternity leave.
>>98582173FABULOUS BILL MY FUCKIN G
>>98581787Why do you think the gen alphas are always going on about 6'7"? That's the new cutoff, wee man.
>>98582185Genecults offer dental along oral.
I haven’t played since 6th edIs the Armageddon battalion or the combat patrol a better start for sisters of battle?
>>98582214pretty dogwater set you just posted imo not a single actual battle sister as such to be seenmight be worth holding in precedence which stuff you like the look of the most
>>98581908Well the way I look at it, would you be fine with paying 100pts for Eldrad to get 10 ablative wounds and 20oc? You can just park that brick on an objective and never shoot to keep hidden while protecting it with some Wraiths to threaten a counter charge or overwatch with Dscythes. I agree though the change is really stupid overall. You could keep Eldaddy hidden well enough on his own but he will for sure be a much more tempting target. If you just accept this it's fine, maybe he lives two or three rounds and dies but you should have gotten his value back. If you try to protect him then it's a little more restricting, you'll have to keep something threatening near him, which might discourage any attempts on his life, but maybe that's a win in of itself.
>>98582214The combat patrol with the sacresants.
>>98582214>love the Sororitas aesthetic>hate womenCan I get some Fraternitas please?
>>98582214I don't like any of them, but the combat patrol is slightly better
>>98582238>Hates women>Won't play the faction all about sending women into war to die because of itI'm getting some mixed signals here, anon
>>98582238The frateris templars have not been allowed to be a sanctioned imperial army since goge vandire.They only survive in a few crusaders and the unofficial frateris militia.
>>98582257i'd wager the imperial guard is far more effective, at scale, at dooming foids
Time to ruin the thread with slop.Marlboro Red Marines.
>>98580925I generally do not mind primaris units but the invictus warsuit is probably one of the most egregious examples of shitty primaris design. right up there with the ATV and the shitty land speeders.it really feels like they wanted to create a different dreadnought pattern while still using 85% of the redemptor dread kit. if that was their goal then the "baby carrier" vibe makes sense as a design concession. Still doesn't make the model good though >tfw my LGS still has one of the old space wolves combat patrols with the invictor and intercessors. nobody is buying that fucking thing.
>>98582214Combat patrol, after that just get another squad of sacs and a box of warsuits separate.
>>98582214Armageddon box has Paragon Warsuits, which are the only selling point of that box IMO. You can get them separately for $70 from a 3rd party vendor, so that's ~$100 for the rest of the units in the box that you (probably) won't play. Good deal money-wise, bad deal items-wise.All the units in the Combat Patrol are worth having around. Good deal money-wise, good deal items-wise. Get it.Buy a box of Paragon suits separately (and Morvenn Vahl) later once you find out that SoB have no solid anti-tank in the current roster.
>>98582257War is men's work, women belong in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.>>98582263>The frateris templars have not been allowed to be a sanctioned imperial army since goge vandire.y tho
>>98581747that dude has pissy tau energy
retaliation cadre master race
>>98582214I like fanatical side of sisters but I really fucking hate the sisters themselves. The discount power armor and meltas just look dumb, nevermindbhowbthebsistwrs faces look.
>>98580092Have you decided on your patriarch's color? I'd suggest starting on it first, as the colors of your hybrids will depend heavily on it if you want consistency as they all will feature alien skin and chitin and whatnot as his descendants. In line with the orange & teal maymays, if you want your jumpsuits to be orange, then you can get away with blue/teal chitin.My cult is burgundy & dark green. All the jumpsuits are dark green and the banners and other clothes are burgundy.
Are you going to buy the new Calgar miniature?
>>98582327no because there's not a third marine underneath getting his guts fucked out
>>98582066>DYELs?
>>98582338DoYouEvenLift
>>98582327bit zesty, no...?
>>98582290>I hate women>Instead of sending them off to die I want them to be happily married performing their biblical dutyStill getting mixed signals
>>98582066>DYELsOnly chan grognards still say this
>>98582290>women belong in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.I understand the kitchen and pregnant.The barefoot part though? Where does that come from?
>>98582343I won’t be able to eat this without going bankrupt or shitting myself to death in the likely near future. Truly, grimdark.
>>98582367listen buddy, I don't have all day to explain all my sociopolitical beliefs to you>>98582385>The barefoot part though? Where does that come from?letting them have shoes gives them all kinds of ideas about leaving the house
>Leviathan Dread is the same general size as a Decimator>Decimator doesn't even have rules anymore, but would be the easiest thing to use the Leviathan as a proxy for>Decimator is a 60mm base, Levi Dread is an 80mm>Helbrute is half the size of both on a 60mm baseJames, you talk me out of spending money on your products so easilyI will not buy daemon engines, despite your attempts to force it upon me.
Is collecting Deathwatch too much of a work? I was thinking of grabbing a box of intercessors and this, the asking price of the new Deathwatch Kill Team is too much for only five marines.
>>98582183We'll call it AoS. :^)
>>98582404By this I meant DW upgrade sprue.
>>98582380Reddit is down the hall and to the left.>>98582387In the grim darkness of the far future, you gotta eat big to get big.
>>98582402>Decimator doesn't even have rules anymorethey just look at you like this
>>98582412>implying aging millennial redditors don’t also unironically still say DYEL
>>98582327no, because I already got the stl
>>98582290>y thobecause vandire was a dick and amassed too much power in his hands, so after him the ecclesiarchy was put under the decree passive, which meant it wouldn't be allowed to have "men under arms", the sisters of battle got a pass because they're women, and because they had a big part in putting down vandire at the end of the day.in meta terms, men aren't allowed because blanche wanted hot bdsm combat nuns and the only way for women in combat roles to make sense is to get out of the equation the possibility of men being able to cover the same role.
>>98581580It's a comic but Deff Skwadron fucking slaps and isn't just an Imperium book in disguise.
>>98582327This is basically his job now after Girlyman's return.
>>98582466gork bless killboyalso the deff skwadron invented the scrapjets, they should be credited more
>>98582350The ultramarines are no strangers to a bit of zest
>>98581778Theres no one way to tellYou just kind of have to develop a roidarA lot of fucking people take roids, the natty limit is lower than people act like it isEven supraphysiological doses of exogenous testosterone technically count as PED/steroidThat dude is definitely on some shitBut he’s doing it for khorne so it’s based
Question for anyone on the printing side of the hobby, how averse are anons to using torrents for stl sharing? I may or may not have access to a 3d scanner and want to give scans freely without getting assblasted by james's fuckhead lawyers. The way I see it, if the fuckmothering music industry and the GOT DAYUM FILM INDUSTRY still can't stop torrents in the (current year), then gw will just have to sit and seethe about it since there's not some central entity they can c&d or dmca. The only question that would remain is getting the torrents out there cause I am retarded, but you already knew that since I'm here.
>>98580859While I would prefer it kept stubby arms for big guns, this does fix a lot of issues I have with the primaris dread chassis. It's way too overly detailed compared to the boxnaught which had just the right amount
>>98582540Torrenting is peer to peer its not really possible to stop it, though if you are particularly egregious with it with weak cybersecurity you could theoretically get in trouble for itIn general though just sharing some torrents is very safe and easyJust share magnet linksIf you want to be extra you can even encrypt them behind a base64 encryptionIf youre confused about anything I said just google it
>>98582385He's a foot fetishist
GW is doing a F&Q specifically about Space Marines stuff on the 4th>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/videos/huu6ye7h/submit-your-questions-for-the-space-marines-q-and-a/
I was curious does anyone have a mega for the 4th edition rulebook and codecies? I want to take a look at the rules and what my nids were like back in 4th (I joined in 6th)
>>98582607What questions should we submit bros?
>Armageddon ork character sprue is $100Every second this company is allowed to continue existing is a travesty
>>98582628I'll simply ask about the elephant in the room
>>98582628When will the raids on people's homes to destroy any remaining firstborn models begin?
>>98582634which is?
>>98582628Got a proper shjill mouth breather questionIf the Rhino is not going to Legends, why can I no longer buy a Rhino from the GW store?
>>98582632You can get the characters for like 10 quid on ebay.
>>98582628"Why did you release more intercessors in the Armageddon box instead of doing new Tacticals? When can we expect updated Tactical Squads?"
>>98582618In the OP as a torrent, yes
>>98582065But konflict looks retarded.And even with fucking wizards, Germany didn't have the rubber for tires, so it's honestly a less believable world than 40k.
>>98581638Bro a 6 up FNP, on phobos armor dudes is not impacting the durability of the faction. That whole squad could get wiped and never trigger FNP once and it would bare be outside the statistical norm.Also who says combat doctrines won't be more damage, and everybody's detachments are going like Orks. It's a new edition.Space marines are getting tougher and deadlier, Orks jsut deadlier, and actually less tough, while still going up in points.So games will be getting smaller overall this edition.
>>98582628You think they actually answer real submissions?
>>98582675Never?Why would we expect new tactical, the replacement came out like 9 years ago.
>>98582639I don't know, that's why im asking
people are joking about wanting tacticals right? Just like morbus?
>>98580031>YabaIRySis she Slaaneshi?i need a Gigi version
>>98582176>40k The End Times>Age of Gulliman
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>>98582696A world where there are literal portals to another dimension with fantastical sci-fi tech pouring out of them and the ability to raise the dead can't make synthetic rubber or an equivalent at-scale for the Germans, who in real life were making synthetic rubber (Buna rubber) at-scale for their military purposes up to the very end?I agree that a lot of the walkers (German spider ones especially) are weird and not to my taste, but rubber is one of the easily hand-waved things in the setting, because it wasn't one of the "serious" real-world materials shortages. Yes there were shortages, I'm not refuting that, but they were never telling a Puma crew "sorry, we don't have enough tires" unless they were already planning to convert that armored car into a fixed gun emplacement.
>>98582795Too late bruv
>>98582786NOOOO GO TO MY SHITPOST OP >>98582795PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>98582795>deletedbodied that freak
>>98582729>Also who says combat doctrines won't be more damageWe know exactly what combat doctrines are, dipshit. You seem very confident about what's going to happen while also saying no one can possibly know.
>>98579505>self inserting>trying to portray a particularist claim as universalist
>>98582729>meanwhile, my men are still overcosted while my Leman Russes can now reach 130pts a piecesigh....tanks it is.
>>98582799It was cheaper for the Germans to make a whole truck than the 4 tires for it.So yes it was. Germany was so resource starved in a dozen ways. Also the whole Axis, no lore bad Nazi's thing is absolute cowardice. The people were fighting for fascism, it was a revolutionary movement, against democracy. Switching that out and maintaining support for the conflict seems absurd.
>>98582881O good you have the codex, please post page with the new army rule.O wait you can't, because you are dumb bitch.
>>98583226>cheaper for the Germany to make a whole truck than the 4 tires for itTrue, but that's because making steel, even to the hardness and standards and chemical composition (chromium content for armor, etc) that were required for the vehicles of the time, is a far simpler process than chemically synthesizing Buna-S. Of course simpler things are cheaper to do, that's why the world didn't even invest into synthetic rubber until the Japanese locked down the world's natural rubber source.>Germany>fighting for fascismThe Germans were very much not fans of fascism, but this is the 40k thread so not the place to have an argument about why Italian fascism and German national socialism are not interchangeable terms.
>>98582229Thanks, anon
>>98579504Is this a depiction of a part in Book of the New Sun? (Jonas fighting off the flying things in Claw of the Conciliator)
>>98583239It's literally the same text as the combat patrol that's already out in the starter set, which is the same text as for Gladius' Combat Doctrines.
>>98583279if they were not fans of fascism they could have stopped fighting the bloodiest war in human history for fascism lol.Or are you going to say the japanese didnt support the Emperor next? I get it, your a wehraboo, you follow the US post war propaganda of the germans were all good boys and girls, but it was just high command, and the SS who tricked them all. You are why bad things happen in this world.
>>98584803Post the page cuck.
>>98581953alcoholics are a plague both in ttrpgs and on society
