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>>98618810We need more black hole time dilation in 40k.
daily reminder leman russ sucks big red wolf dicks.
How posable are votann kits.
>>98618794>What current model for your faction do you like the least? How would you improve it in a refresh?Remove the Miner's pants. Make them more naked Slayer.
>>98618828Shall I fetch the votann mini pics I saved from other anons?
>>98618832But if they're naked then how will we get tight biker shorts around female miner booty?
>>98618832Can we have body paint or soot for pants?
You know with all these fucking monopose plastic figures why can't GW just go back to metal? The whole point of plastic was the posability. Heck why does the kit even come in sprues you need to build yourself? Why not just have the figure be prebuilt since it's monopose anyway?
>>98618848Please no building is fun
>>98618832>Remove the Miner's pantsIt's a very good thing E and Os are very far on keyboards or else I'd be very suspicious..
>>98618826I'm glad this caught on
>>98618848>the whole point of plastic was the posabilityThe whole point of plastic was a lower production cost at-scale.
>>98618848Retarded grog or zoomoid who's never touched metal?
>What current model for your faction do you like the least? How would you improve it in a refresh?Sisters: Repentia and the solution make them look more like the old onesGrey Knights: Librarian in Terminator Armour and the solution actually sell the Grey Knight Librarian they already have made that they sold with the old Combat Patrol. Rather than have us use a generic Marine Librarian.
>>98618810The Sun Crusher is actually a far more ingenious plot device than most fans even realize. It's arguably even more lethal than the Death Star (having the ability to destroy entire star systems rather than planets) and smol enough to hidden inside any starship larger than the Millennium Falcon. You can sneak it into basically any star system in the galaxy, blow up the local star, and then sneak out without even being noticed. But unlike the TFA Starkiller, it can't precision strike multiple planets, it's whole solar system or nothing. Thus it has good reason to be mothballed because it's TOO far. Even most 40k Exterminatus methods usually wouldn't raze a whole solar system and all inhabitable planets just to get a single planet.
>>98618863I have over 100 metal figures.
>>98618848As someone who likes metal you are retarded.Go build Kurt hellborg or the gigantic spider boss in metal then tell me how good it is.
Anyone else think he looks like one of those aged british explorer types you see in movies and shit
>>98618872>Even most 40k Exterminatus methods usually wouldn't raze a whole solar system and all inhabitable planets just to get a single planet.
>>98618878I really don't understand why they hyped the lion sword plot for 2 decades then dropped it.
How many unsold boxes of Armageddon does your local LGS or GW store have? Mine has piles and piles. Probably at least 20 boxes still left.
>>98618877Old Bloodthrister is my biggest metal model.
>>98618887mine sold out before I could even reserve one so I had to buy directly from j*mes
Macrostubber sized
>>98618887I was told this bombed hard in retail In trade (LGS) it did fine.
>>98618887I saw a bunch at the back of elementgames so it's strange that they're removing the discount worldwide since it's "getting scarce"
>>98618874So retarded grog then.
>>98618794Warthogs are already oversized anyway. You might be able to fit a Marine without needing to change it.
>>98618828Berserks are a not at all imo, due to how they're constructed but technically with green stuff you can do anything you want to.
>TQGuard: Command Squad (both Cadian and Krieg, they have the same problem). Sculpted patterns and lettering in the flags directly shits on your ability to homebrew with them. Flags should be a bit more generic an the specifics should be either transfer sheets or stenciled (GW can sell overpriced stencils if they so choose, but I'd put one in the kit for the same regiments as on the transfer sheet).Sisters: Dogmata. She's a single pose with very few options. I'd also like it if she could take a blessed halberd+shield to act as a pseudo-terminator captain for Sacresants.>>98618899>7.62x54rThat's an autogunStubbers are .50 caliber (12.7mm for Euros) minimum
>>98618899Actual macrostubber
>MacroIs there a microstubber or is that just regular stubbers?
>>98618944Check what's in your pants
I like orks :D
>>98618947But I use a holster
>>98618944Macrostubbers seem to be a improvement in the ammo not the gun. It's Cold War style microbullets made of tungsten with high-pressure super gunpowder.
>>98618906I would unironically buy a warthog inspired Warhams vehicle, sue me
What would happen if a Kroot started devouring a Primarch's corpse?
>>98618986Probably not good for them if eating too many orks can make them go crazy.
>>98618977It'd be better than the ATV.
>>98618986I’m not the only one who sees a kroots fat ass with her whole pussy out while she’s eating whatever that is bent over am I?
>>98619003Go jerk off, coombrain
>>98618977We have warthog at home.
Could this work for a 40k game?>Hack n Slash game made by Platinum Games>Plays similar to either Devil May Cry or Ninja Gaiden>You play as a young Inquisitor or Autarch
>>98619036Yes
>>98619009>InfinityGeneral.jpg
>>98619030That's not a warthog, it's a wacky kart racer>>98619036Why would that not "work"?
>>98619046
>>98619036No anon, that franchise has been raped by the Chinese then by Square Enix. There is nothing of DMC left but further Netflix rape.
How do I into warhammer? I have a group of guys that play every week or so, and I have bought some sisters stuff, but I guess I’m a little stuck in paralysis of what I want to do and what kind of army to build? Is it super free form? They’re not competitive at all, so I’m not sweating any meta stuff. Are there good channels to watch for learning to play in general? Even better if they can help me learn an army and how to use their gimmicks. I know at the base level it’s just “make your models and move them around the table”, but I’d like to be a bit prepped.
I am owed Sanghelli hookers.
>>98619060Sovl vs sovlless
>>98618887My local one doesn’t have too many, they relied on pre-orders for their numbers. I think they have 2 or 3 of the 6 they ordered for the shelf. The backup store I head to has around 10+ though, I actually feel bad for them.
>>98619075>How do I into warhammerBuy minisnever paint themBuy more minis
I have the strangest urge to order a Guardsman to his death to crash the flyer I'm in so me and my allies almost die.
How many flyers are actually left in the game now? Would it be feasible for GW to retire all of them by the end of the Edition?
>>98619097Given Orks just kept theirs, no.
Is it Slaanesh to teabag?
>>98619097they made the most broken unit int he ork codex an aircraft
>>98619075Buy a Combat Patrol for a pre-built list for smaller games. Head to GW store or a hit up your local games store for learning days to learn to play. For learning how to play your army, there’s no real shortcut, you just need to learn to understand your armies rules and what sort of strategies they reward through playing.
When I hear I am facing female enemies, I play dead so they teabag me.
>>98619075>Are there good channels to watch for learning to play in generalPlayOnTabletop has a learn to play and a Combat Patrol playthrough that should help get you the basics and show you what the rules look like in practice.. be warned their promo stuff really gives off the "I'm being paid to say this" energy, so someone else might have a better suggestion.
>>98619113Brown hands typed this
I hear people describing the new Orks as a Glass Cannon Army and that seems so odd to me. Did losing a bunch of survivability and gaining a bunch of damage really push them that far into what's typically more of an elf archetype?
First time using paint on primer, how's this? Or should I use another coat?
>>98619075Well you agree with your opponent on how many points your match will be and then build a list adhering to that amount of points.You do this by picking a detachment, you get one character model to be your warlord and then fill out your roster up to the points total.When you get to the game, you and your opponent compare your detachments to determine which map layout you're playing on (unless you're using a non default layout because you have real terrain or wanna do something else) and then you move your little toys around and try get the most points
It's only proper to roll for when you teabag. If you fail, you positioned yourself wrong and sat on their dicks
>>98618794>TQDark Reapers. They were only refreshed a couple years back but they fucked up the heads making them look goofy and retarded. The mouths make them look like a doll or carved pumpkin. Wrong profile on the rest of the helmet. How to fix? They need the heads from the original sculpt or the 2000 sculpt, and model a real skeletal smile instead of whatever they have now.
>>98619118Honestly I would not recommend any channels at all. It makes you think you’re making progress when all you did was watch a youtube video. You gotta learn by doing.
Command points was the beginning of the end
>>98619075I watched this and I only play against the friend I split the armageddon box with, we only just started playing with missions and stratagems and haven't tried army rules or detachments yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68dvgCISGfkMake your list on newrecruit and look at/print the fancy export for stats/points and go in and ask them for a 500 point game
>>98619135I think pretending to know how 4th worked was the beginning of the end
>>98619133It's no substitute for playing obviously, but personally I learn way more from watching learn to play and playthrough than I do from reading a rulebook. playing a game against yourself is the gold standard though.a
>>98619135Why? Even if you think they are poorly implemented, having a limited resource you can spend to do extra things is a good mechanic.
>>98619123>paint on primerWhy? And what brand is that?
>>98619122They're still more durable than elves, but yeah not as annoyingly durable before, at least Boyz. Everyone seems to be pushed towards the old Eldar archetype these days now, ie. Hyper specialized, lethal, infantry units. Being able to have crazy mixed units with all kinds of weapons just isn't a thing any more. At best you get two special weapons per 10models now, and if you need more well it's a specialist unit for that.
>>98619123He looks 3d printed now
>>98619157Too hot for spray can, and vallejo
>>98619123I'd do another coat but this time I would tint your primer based on the colors going over top.
>>98619170Bullshit, where do you live? I'm a based QUEENSLANDER and I've never found it too hot to spray (though tbf never tried to at like mid 30's or more...). Anyway, purpose for a primer is just to provide a more tactile grippy layer for paint to adhere too, it doesn't have to be like a solid coverage. You may just have to do an extra layer when painting the other colours to avoid any patchiness showing through, or if you're contrasting it up them bitches be thicc anyhow
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98619175I was told grey primer was a good all-rounder>>98619181I live in Texas
>>98619197Ah, the QLD of the states. Just crack open the rattle can, full send it. Shelby
>>98619170Don't spray in direct sunlight, and shake the shit out of you spray.Also a qld'er and never had any issues since I've followed those rules.Big thing is the paint drying before it hits the model.
>>98618828>KahlArm and head swaps>HearthkynArm and helmet swaps.>TrikesPilot, Arm and head swaps.>hearthguardHead swaps>thunderkynHead's come in 2 pieces, visor and face, both swappable.Never built zerks or the new guys but I've heard zerks are monopose.
Finally finished building all 2k points of my golden girls! I'll try to get as many painted today and tomorrow as I can so I can play them on Saturday <3
Why would you say it's a good mechanic?I think it has the chance for nice depth, but its just a dumb gimmick for the most part. The cool rules that use it could just be turned into intrinsic rules of the models.it's just a shallow economy of goodboy points that give nonsensical buffs like commanding your guys to take less damage.In TTRPGs I would say that the token system used for free rerolls harms the spirit of the game, though that's a different ballpark.
>>98618959>I like or - ACK!
>>98619202Humidity is also 77 or 83%, and I have pets so I'm worried about the degassing
98619217Nice blog. Will this be your latest practice army when you want attention in the future and post a "new" army?
>>98619234>even pretending to give it attention Bad anon.
>>98619217I don't know your workload but remember 3 colour minimum! If you don't mind assembly lining you can just slap some gold over them all, paint your cloth in secondary colour and pick out details with a third colour and bam, tabletop ready. Then obviously you can take your time finishing them up laters
>>98618869They need to update the Bjorn Model to Primaris, I can’t really say I dislike many other Units for the SW..maybe Wulfen. Blood Angels should update the firebat tank or w/e it’s called and Necrons need an destroyer Update. Knights are all dope.
>>98619217Nice
>>98619255Permanent means Permanent.
>>98618794>TQ Probably the Rogal Dorn because of it having a hole for me to fit my microdick in and because it was a deliberately missed opportunity for the Macharius tanks to return.>>98618899>>98618941Your posts made me ponder whether explosive autogun/stubber (these terms may as well be interchangeable in the universe of 40k) rounds are considered "micro-bolts." >>98618843That pic not only reminded me of my adult tomboy fetish, but also made me wonder how hard or easy it is to sculpt a 28mm scale head with a female face with short "utilitarian" hair. If that makes sense.Can't be that difficult right? Or does hairstyle really matter in communicating whether an unhelmed miniature is male or female?
>>98619217I understand wanting a very elite low model army that isn't just KnightsBut man, custards just don't do anything for meEven the Tau are more appealing. Bananas just feel like the donut steele OC army of 40k. It's like someone saw space marines and said "well, uhhh, these are MEGA space marines and they're the sons of the Emperor himself and they are the same but even stronger and more bullet proof and they all wear GOLD because normal colors are LAME"
>>98619224>Why would you say it's a good mechanic?It opens up a lot of design space and adds a layer of resource management to the game.>it's just a shallow economy of goodboy points that give nonsensical buffs like commanding your guys to take less damage.This is all under "poorly implemented" and I'll not argue on that front, but I don't think the fact they haven't been used well by GW means they're inherently a bad mechanic
>>98619253>workloadWork flow* I meant, brain fart. If you're the type who prefers to work on a few minis at a time then rip
>>98619253If you want to talk to it go to it's discord
>>98619253ive already painted a few and i paint quite a bit more than 3 colours on them but ty! after the glue settles im going to prime them all black and at minimum do a gold drybrush and wash tonight to get the prepped for tomorrow >>98619261ty anon>>98619264I only like them because they're are a very beginner friendly simple army to play plus giant muscle mommies. Both of which appeal to me personally
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98619263>Or does hairstyle really matterIt shouldn't but sculptors really seem to think it does. I played an Inuyasha-looking psyker in Dark Heresy tabletop I wanted to make a mini for and STRUGGLED finding a long hair head with boyish enough face. This was like 10 years ago but shit really hasn't changed, finding short hair femme heads is just as annoying, and I don't know why mini sculptors are so locked into the binary
>>98619269stop ban evading pedo
Is there a list of psychic powers by edition?
>>98619281i didnt realize it was the decal mutant harassing me about discord every time i post models.....sad!
>>98619269Dipshit stfu with your petty drama>>98619273>i paint quite a bit more than 3 colours on themOh I get that, just meaning if you want them all tabletop ready for Sat it can be really efficient to just assembly line those first three colours
>the shitposters are now teaming up to call anyone calling them out a shitposterThe absolute state of this general
>>98619287It’s not me that guy is trying to associate anything negative in the thread with me to tarnish my rep, he’s fucking pathetic.
>decalposting>firstborn shitposting>the melty of the guy who pretended to play 4th yesterday >now back to decalfag>more shitpostingThis has probably been the worst week of this general in a while.
>>98619288well my plan after priming them all black is to drybrush retributor armour > skeleton horde wash > base coat mepheston red on cloth and plume> grey knights steel on blade > blue wash on blade > edge grey knights steel drybrush > decorate base > doneThe entire process takes maybe 30 mins per model, its really quite efficient!
>>98619273>plus giant muscle mommiesPersonally, I'm not putting down the fetish, but come on now. GW hates actual female faces. Female Custards would have been less poorly received had they gone the anime waifu route and made them young and feminine, but they didn't. We knew they wouldn't, they knew they wouldn't. They're neoliberal Englishmen, attractive women are verboten. We got hags, and not the fun kind.
>>98619301>neoliberal EnglishmenThey're post-Marxist englishmen
>>98619197Unironically prime at night.
>>98619298Stop bitching, the general has been in peak usage lately with many new frens joining and having rich dialogue with everyone.
>>98619263I think the hair certainly helps but if the base sculpt and the paintjob are correct it will still read as female
>>98619307>please let me be subhumanNo, make quality posts.
Play at a local game store tonight. Get an airbrush. Have a painting session at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty Warhammer store. Go to a tournaments where you've never been. Build an army to you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the Armageddon box. Buy a new acrylic. Customize a base. Customize two. Be open to a new army where you may not understand or agree with the ruleset, but build them anyways. Paint slowly. Drill your barrels. Check in on ebay. Check in on marketplace. Enjoy the hobby
>>98619287I'm not the pedoI don't want you or your decalpedo-obsessed circlejerk discordtrannies thinking you can post here still
>>98619279Maybe it was because of plastic sculpt limitations? I'm sure STLs give a bit of "freedom" to sculpt good female and male faces where the length of hair does not matter.>>98619301>attractive women are verbotenThey mostly are in current mainstream fictional media Warhammer 40k included. It is anyone's guess to why good female faces are not allowed. This is most visible in video games, but if I had to guess maybe it is because of fear of "unrealistic" looks so even when female faces are modelled off attractive women they "uglify" it. Oddly enough this doesn't seem to happen to male faces or I haven't paid much attention to be honest.GW is handling their Warhammers in this similar way if I am being honest with little exception. Maybe those exceptions are actually accidents somehow.
>>98619299Solid, sounds like a plan!>ywn be a gril inquisitor in a hot sapphic relationship with petite SoB>ywn be a petite canoness in a hot sapphic relationship with curvy mommy inquisitorHurts to live bros...
>>98619264Congrats, now you know how everyone else feels about space marines. Especially the first founding chapters.
they're one of the fucking 9,000,000 flavors of retarded political cultists but my point still stands
98619315Degenerate.
>>98619319Nah, you're retarded. Space Marines run such a wide range of themes that trying to lump them all into an archetype is for contrarians
>>98619301idk they seem fine to me as a woman, but I suppose the guy perspective would be different. different strokes ect ect >>98619315ironically enough I play custodes and space marines and my wife plays sisters of battle so I kind of know that feel haha
>>98619312I don’t mind your overall sentiment but stop calling me a pedo without proof you annoying puke.
>>98619314>It is anyone's guess to why good female faces are not allowedHow out of touch does one have to be to not know this in [current year]
>>98619217Good work on building them all so fast, I look forward to seeing them all painted!
>>98619314>Oddly enough this doesn't seem to happen to male faces or I haven't paid much attention to be honest.That's because you're a man so you're not attracted to men. My sister regularly bitches about how ugly western devs have made men.Of course my sisters into anime twinks so ymmv.
>>98619265I'd only counter by saying just because it exists and "opens up space" does not make it inherently good. You can say that about anything.It's just gimmick bloat, and everything interesting that it does could be integrated to feel more meaningful than super goodboy points.
>>98619330thanks anon, once im done gluing my gender bent Trajann I'm going to prime them and start the conveyor belt batch painting !
So much samefagging in this thread. Normally it is reserved for Fecal, too.
>>98619326>the guy perspective would be differentThey looks like women, yes. But they have the physiognomy the HR lady that everyone hates and wishes she would retire already. Few men want to lovingly paint an HR lady. Many men would trip over themselves for an opportunity to paint a pretty young woman.
>>98618877Eh, Kurt wasn't that bad. Greasus was fucking obnoxious. The metal hydra needed tons of greenstuff to stabilize the neck connections because none indexed properly.On a 40k note, FUCK the old metal Penitent Engines. You HAD to pin those legs in place. No other way to keep it steady and upright.
>>98619328Stop diddling kids in your carpartment.
I really like scoutsthey are cool
>>98619314>plastic sculpt limitationsNah I really don't think so, just slap a more masculine face with some long hair or femme face with short it's not difficult. James just needs to do more androgynous faces with different length hairs, and more androgynous bodies, and people can mix and match however they please. Chuds will cry but they still have a fucking wealth of masculine manly minis at their disposal, the gruff male heads and bods are in the majority and not going away.It's the same thing with left hand right handedness too, or have you not noticed? 99% of minis are right handed and fuck you if you want a left handed weapon, that's usually the shield or gun bracing hand. I wanted to make a dual PF blackshield marine for shits and gigs once and out of like 4 different marine boxes there was ONE (1) left handed PF.
>>98619346there are a zillion sellers out there who sell custom arms tard
>>98619336You're going to need to elaborate or else there's no way to discuss this. You're being deliberately vague and dismissive.
>>98619343Sick seemingly projections and accusations made by the mentally depraved, take your meds.
>>98619329I am very out of touch anon. Not even 30 and I'm very out of touch. I can't keep up with the memes coming and going so fast. Latest thing is "67" and even then I think it is dying out.I think Warhammer 40k has hit the mainstream back in 7th edition because of God Emperor Trump memes. What does 'tourist' mean in the Warhammer 40k nerd following sense? Or is 'tourist' a term used outside 40k social media with the same definition? >>98619334>My sister regularly bitches about how ugly western devs have made men.I guess this is equality in a weird way but it should be where all are beautiful.Oh well.>Of course my sisters into anime twinks so ymmv.Bet she'd go nuts over Björn Andrésen, father of the fujo. I learned and looked him and and I wish I could be half as beautiful as him.
>>98619328I don't want you here even more than I don't want them herekill yourself mutant
>>98619325The first founding chapters are 9 flavours of "the greatest army ever made" but people bitch that custodes doubled down on that.It's always been cringe. At least the later chapters have well documented and interesting failures. When was the last time the ultras or wolves dropped the ball?Behemoths invasion of Macragge?
>>98619338I'm glad that came okay!I had almost forgotten about it
>>98619362You’re on the wrong side of history my fren but it’s fine, let’s just stick to discussing 40K
>>98619352>if you want a left handed weapon or androgynous head you have to trawl third party bitz sites>or spend $$$ and time on setting up a 3d printer and finding STLsOr I mean GW could stop putting arbitrary restrictions on their sculpts idk
>>98619370the simple lore explanation for at least the imperium is that left handedness was genetically removed from the human gene pool
>>98619375Right yeah ofc, along with racism
>>98619379still seething huh
>>98619368No, I'm not the permanently banned pedophile, I'm on the right side
>>98619370>he needs James Workshop to hobby for himngmi
>>98619389Knock it off already
>>98619385No? Just spitting facts
>>98619370It's really not hard to swap what side a weapon is being held onI've done it with half of my assault marines
>>98619375Canonically, as part of their modifications, Space Marines are all ambidextrous. Makes sense that they'd still be perfectly capable with either hand in a job where they're likely to lose at least one before they die.
>>98619357>I am very out of touch anonShort version:FeminismThe long version is a multi-hour long lecture on political history.
>>98619346>Chuds will cryNot everyone annoyed by this is a rent free boogeyman. Anyways.>just slap a more masculine face with some long hair or femme face with short it's not difficultI'm not in any way a good digital sculptor so I can't make female or male faces. I don't think throwing up the free CharMorph (not AI as far as I know) Blender program (it was used for the Sintel animation) and using it to quickly mock up a female or male face would count as sculpting.Then there is there is the dilemma between having the eyes have some roundness or just be "entirely recessed." I prefer recesses so I can just dump some black wash or a black contrast paint equivalent in them and say I am mimicking the Darkest Dungeon eye style of not having to paint eyes at all.To the best of my knowledge 28mm scale faces and 28mm scale anything has to have exaggerations on certain details that are meant to stand out. So lips have to be bigger, eyes have to be bigger. Nose more prominent etc. I think. >It's the same thing with left hand right handedness too, or have you not noticed? 99% of minis are right handed and fuck you if you want a left handed weaponI think that only became a problem once when I wanted to utilize the previous Cadian bionic pointing hand. That's all I remember. But I think that choice is deliberate to be easier for customization and I guess GW messed up on that too by making some variety.>I wanted to make a dual PF blackshield marine for shits and gigs once and out of like 4 different marine boxes there was ONE (1) left handed PF.I understand now. If it helps in any way I think ForgeWorld had some akimbo pistol wielding marines so maybe modern ForgeWorld will make a kit for that.>>98619402I remember those compilations of those ones screaming in public. It wasn't their belief. It was their conduct that was cringe to me. The Karen compilations reminded me of those quite a bit. Not their beliefs, but conduct that made their beliefs look bad.
>>98619390>>98619395>hey it'd be cool if we had more diverse options in official kits...>wahh hobbylet! how dare! seethe!I know it's not hard, done it before, but why should I have to? Why is it so badwrong to want some more options on the sprues? It'd be easy, hell if they really want to capitalise off my laziness they could do a left handed arms and mixed hairstyles upgrade kits, I'd grab those for like twenny bux. I'm tired of this, grandpa
>>98619340they look pretty enough to me but I've personally always preferred older ladies and im a bit tired of the eternally young anime face, not a hater on people that prefer that though >>98619367<3 I just finished assembling it and I'm waiting on the glue on the cape to finish curing
>>98619357>I am very out of touch anon.The surface level excuse is that beautiful women in fictional settings are misogynistic because they create unrealistic beauty standards. The actual reason is that women feel personally threatened by artistic depictions of beautiful women, so they instead make art that's purposefully ugly or try to influence others to do the same.
>>98619407>28mm scale anything has to have exaggerations on certain detailsRight, I get what you're saying and I don't mean truly androgynous. I mean like, have their standard masculine wide jawed head with long hair, and their typical puffy cheeked female head with short hair (that isn't the iconic Sister bob). They do it on rare occasions but not often enough, and when you pop open a standard troops box all the men are bald or short back and sides while the wamen have buns. Get creative with it ffs! In the meantime I'm going to go trawl through bitz sites
I impulse bought scouts but regret it since they were more expensive than other kits
>>98619430Based
>>98619426But what about all the halfnaked men? Why do women approve of that and the men don't get mad?
I hope you girls are ready for some sovl because I found this ancient poster that came with my copy of WD that month and scanned it.Side 1
i took the griminess and weathering and such quite a bit further than i initially intended and i'm glad i did ;3
>>98619426>The actual reason is that women feel personally threatened by artistic depictions of beautiful women, so they instead make art that's purposefully ugly or try to influence others to do the same.It's a little deeper than that, but that's way too off topic.
what do naked men and womens faces gotta do with warhammer
>>98619438Side 2
>>98619154Hello 40K player, wargamer here. The limited resource you can spend to do extra things is your units. Have a good one.
>>98619443something something custodes female head sculpts aren't pretty or feminine enough for anon
>>98619440He looks like he just survived the massive mud floods in Nepal, nice job tho king.
>>98619445>>98619438I cant read anything on there
>>98619438>not even oldhammer is safe from the tactical menaceA more powerful and corrupting foe than all of Chaos….
>>98619440>poop suitNurgle aligned tau?
>>98619440imagine the smell
>>98619450Either zoom in or learn how to read the latin alphabet, idk which option is more convenient for you
>>98619457ok i zoomed in now what
>>98618794>OrksPig wagon. Make it a two legged squig and give the Weirdboy a tower>SistersNundams. Enclose them. >GuardSentinels. Make them more angular like the old ones.>DeldarPretty much perfect. Give Lelith her panties back and take her beer gut away.I used to play marines but I can't anymore when the codex comes out. If that counts as a faction I play then I'd just like my units back
I hope they do a proper adaptation of an Imperial invasion of a Xeno home planet for the new show on Amazon, I’d love to see the sheer unrepentant horrors the Imperium imposes on the Xenos to properly set the tone for the show and set an expectation of the scale of Warfare throughout our galaxy.
>>98619460learn how 2 computer
>>98619460Just copy it into AI and it should be able to reveal the text for you
>>98619443This is what happens when women, or more likely "women" are allowed on the internet.
>>98619353You were more vague than him. "Opens up design space" is a phrase used by people who don't have an actual argument. What design space did it open up?
>>98619468Kek, well said.
>>98619429Some exaggerations are necessary for model robustness. Biggest one I know are antennae and gun barrels. They look too easy to accidentally snap.>Get creative with it ffs!I wasn't trying to be hostile. Sorry if I came across as such.>In the meantime I'm going to go trawl through bitz sitesAre you playing guard? Anvil Industry might be nice. They know how to hold back on excessive detailing. For now. Some of their newer stuff is a bit too detailed for my tastes. But they've mostly kept the detailing recessed for washes to get in, but it still rubs me the wrong way.There's also VictoriaMiniatures that is more 40k focused, but her old line of resins were hand sculpted so they have that retro hand sculpted look.Her newer stuff is closer to kneepad Cadian proportion heroic scale.
>>98619438I loved all the orks and saw the fucking unicycle one last
>>98619454>>98619456da'lit sept saars ;3cfr tho, just immersed in deep in-situ hyperwar vior'la white wicks up everything very nicely and becomes camo in increments of environmental exposure, i'd posit
>>98619445Fucking awesome
>>98618794>TQ>CSMTerminator Lord because it's about to turn 20 years old and looks every bit like it. I think the metal one that came before it was a better model artistically. I'll be pretty surprised if we don't have a new Terminator Lord model within the next year.Yeah yeah, a bunch of Xenos players are going to reply "first time?", to which I will respond "My brothers in Christ, you chose the 3rd tier armies, where as I, an intellectual, chose the 2nd tier."
>>98619469Limited use abilities that share a usage pool.
Am I stupid for playing space marines in a chapter that doesn't have special units?
>>98619474
>>98618794>TQI would like wulfen and thunder cav gone. Give me long fangs and another character model.
>>98619490>Am I stupid for playing space marinesYes
>>98619490No, fuck them snowflakes. Even better if you rawdog them with something other than Gladius or Bastion.
>>98619492Why don’t you like the Wolf riders??
>>98619487And now, what makes that good game design (in general and/or with specific regard to this setting)?What is good about opening that space?
>>98619438My favorite one from that side is Warboss Morgoulth Faceshoota.Looks like a proper armored warboss to rush forward in close and personal to a load of bunched up enemies or a specific enemy while blasting other distant targets on the way there.>>98619445Goff (Goth) Painboss Trench Razor is my favorite of this side.He's like the 80s-90s goths in an orky fashion and the skull staff takes it to new heights.And as weird as it is the white makeup reminds me of the Conan The Barbarian warpaint look. It might be very fitting for orks because of their muscles.>pic related source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIV8xN_t34ADraza Sneakygit is an honorable mention. The other page had better conversions in my opinion. But these are still good.I think Draza is my favorite because his mask looks like greenstuff that is so simple yet it works beautifully. Like greenstuff sandbags being simple but with very good big results.In a weird way despite 40k's popularity did the percentage among the following of 40k miniature side decrease in model conversion/kitbashes/homebrewing?I hope not.
>>98619471Oh lol I wasn't being hostile either, the ffs was aimed at GW's -sculptors- 3d modelers. Yeah Anvil will be the first place I check out. Curious if anyone does Tanith Ghosts specific bitz and what that would look like...
>>98619435You know how /fit/ likes to admire the male physique?Same reason.
>>98619445Kino.
>>98619503No they are fucking gay. Head-hunters having hunting packs is fine. A space wolf riding a space wolf is stupid.
>>98619504Y'know the condescending act really doesn't work when you can't figure out simple things like "Why are mechanics that force players to make meaningful choices good?" Like I dunno, that seems fundamental to how games work in general.
>>98619507I think in general it has, but that's mostly because the models are less easy to convert by letting you simply mix and match arms/bodies/heads. 3rd - 5th edition 40k's infantry models were all designed with pretty modular parts. Of course that meant that it was pretty hard to make their poses look natural, hence the proliferation of armies of guys aggressively presenting their guns at you. Nowadays the vanilla poses are much better, but that means if you want to convert more than wrists and heads you'll need to do some sculpting or at least putty-filling.
>>98619515Stfu you nomodels macaque, wolf riders are iconic and sick as fuck. What is with you lame unimaginative hacks infesting this hobby?
>>98619512>TanithTry this:https://victoriaminiatures.com/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage&q=Border+WorldSome are the digitally remastered hand sculpted STLs which are the previous Cadian scale and some are in the "kneepad" heroic scale proportions.I really hope a proper term comes out to differentiate the heroic scales of oldhammer versus the 2022 Cadian heroic scale proportions to avoid confusion.If I had to be the one who made them up I'd call them "classic heroic scale" and a coin toss between "kneepad heroic scale" or "2022 heroic scale."
>>98619537>Milo miniYou beautiful bitch! I mean i always like Victoria and hadn't flicked through their catalog in some time so was planning to give it a squiz, but that's exactly the sort of shit I wanted. I can't believe that the latest official Ghosts kit didn't come with fucking Milo, and I sort of wanted to run that squad but couldn't bring myself to buy it when they did the sculpts so dirty. Looks like I'll be able to make it out of the shit here, (and buy Gaunt on his own since that mini doesn't suck), it'll look a bit weird that they have different designed cloaks and uniforms to the Cadian spectres but ah well
>>98619550Watch him cry victim because a SW player not being in complete lockstep with his shit takes is a form of betrayal.
>>98619533>another nomodels accusationDo you seriously believe that everyone you sling insults at is a nomodels, or do you just throw that term out for the one-in-a-million chance that it sticks?
>>98619550>>98619572aww yeah that's right go at each other you pup sluts
>>98619577Wtf?
>I mog and fuck you sideways you low IQ paintlet bitch
>>98619583i'm just fujo'ing out bro fr
>>98619585I don’t make the plastic you scum, I can’t help if it comes warped
>>98619490You're only stupid if you play something you don't like
>>98619572
>>98619525>but that's mostly because the models are less easy to convert by letting you simply mix and match arms/bodies/heads.I think that's a bit of a contributing factor. The price tag on GW models is also another one too because messing up means having to get a new model if the mistake can't be fixed so people decide not to convert beyond headswaps to play it safe if that makes sense. >or at least putty-fillingI still can't decide between greenstuff or milliput for my putty-filling. I regret buying both. I'm not even sure how Tamiya's epoxies are for just filling gaps between resin, plastic 3D print resin, and metal. But I may just stick with greenstuff like some kind of tradition. Hopefully my silicone clay sculpting tools will be good enough. Hopefully their tips don't fall out. >>98619557Glad you're happy!>it'll look a bit weird that they have different designed cloaks and uniforms to the Cadian spectres but ah wellI think some serial numbers design wise had to be filed off to prevent GW from throwing the hammer even though they got buck broken in the ChapterHouse case. If you're disappointed with the round magazine of the lasrifles I'd at least still keep them as separate bits if possible to be reused later. Pic related is a shotlas. Notice the round "las-drum." Now I just need to get good at Blender somehow.AnvilIndustry's STLs have a "multishell feature" where some details in Blender can be deleted.VictoriaMiniatures might be a good example of how fair one can safely go. Anvil Industry is still worth checking out. They do make Warhammer 40k usable bits, but they also like to dip their toes into other fictional genres that have guns in their from modern to different sci-fis.A shame they don't do modular melee. Hopefully that changes.>had to use screenshot tool to get pic related because webp.I wonder if I'd get a Nobel Peace Prize or something better like limitless broccoli and cheese chicken Kievs for destroying webp. forever.
Ayo, can we get some political shit flinging in here? We need to make this thread even worse
>>98619602He's also a giant magatard just give it some time.
>>98619604Sweet check this out:Every space marine should be a woman.
>>98619572>contrastslop>all the coffee stains>fucked drybrush half-attempts at osl and random glowing shit>that yellow>mouldlines and gouges from sprue gatesThis should constitute gore, and it's fucking insane that you genuinely think you "mog" anyone.
>>98619438>TFW you had been in range of most of these at some point but most of them are gone
>>98619612Anon stop, you’ve been mogged now go sulk in a corner and try to improve
>>98619609You're right, but they also should be wearing DQ Bikini Armour and other equally revealing outfits. Chaplains should be in reverse bunny suits etc.
I used the term "wolfmogged" ironically once just to spite him.Im truly sorry that this how now entered his vocabulary and will be further ruining the threads. My bad on that one.
>>98619615My penis can paint better than you.
>>98619621Whoa you spent a week on a single marine! Give yourself an award dick wrangler.
>>98619618Yeah. Let's make everyone mad. The guard should be all men, except for Catachans.
>>98619585He got that pride flag chainsword revving!
>>98619625>I'm a better painter than you go improve >Y-Y-YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TIME ON A SINGLE MARINE IT'S NOT FAIR.lmao.
>>98619621Honestly I'm just glad that you're both a good painter and a sane human. It starts to make up for fecalfag being a shitter and a nutter.
>>98619621Gimme the leather recipe please. I need it senpai.Nice work so far anon.As weird as it sounds do you plan on maybe adding some gunmetal effects to the backpack vents? Maybe it is the lighting casting shadows. That's all I can nitpick that might make it better. The rest of the paintjob is looking good so far to me.
>>98619632Brother I don’t know if you’ve never been told but painting and art is a physical skill that even the most lowly dirt skinned beast can perfect. In other words it’s nothing of notoriety to brag about.
>>98619627The Guard should all be hung shotasSpace Marines are all women in extra revealing outfitsSoB are unchanged aside from being given pretty faces and repentia are naked again
>>98619641Which army are the lolis?
>>98619640lmao keep seething pedo
>>98619640Then why have you completely failed to be good at it, and why do you obsessively talk about "mogging" other painters who are in fact good at it?This reminds me of seeing kids losing competitions that they started saying "it's not a competition."
>>98619637Yeah I was experimenting with different colours on the vents, didn't work.Leather is from darren lathem. He was a previous eavy metal painter. Should check him out.
>>98619640Hmm, then why do you constantly try to brag about being better than everybody who objectively mogs you
>>98619641space marines should all be hung shotasguard are all little girls in extra revealing outfitsSoB are unchanged aside from being given xxxxxxxxxtra pretty faces and repentia are naked againftfy
>>98619645Votann (short space marines)Many of them are equally revealing
>>98619645necrons
>>98619650Thanks anon!>Darren lathemI hope his tutorials are all archived. I hope he is doing well these days.
>>98619651>>98619647>>98619646Stop lol, you and I both know my speed and skill far outweighs the few faggot who spend a month on a single squad. if I felt like wasting that much time painting my plastic marines I’d have probably killed myself instead
>>98619652You’re probably the worst post In this thread dude, off yourself.
>>98619665i love you too anon
>>98619658Search "Larren Datham" on YouTube.
>>98619659>>98619665there's that desperate bragging we all know and expect
>>98619659I mean your hellblasters have probably taken longer than any model by anyone else here.
>>98619670Bout to say that wolf scout took me a week. How long is the hellbasters taking?Wheeze.
>>98619625So those hellblasters will be masterpieces?
>>98619670Pretty low blow but I expect nothing less from some secondary scum.
>>98619650NTA but saved. I have most of those paints already, since my old leather recipe was a noob-friendly version of that one.>>98619659>goes from trying to brag about his painting, to saying "it's nothing of notoriety to brag about," to trying to brag about his painting again>>98619672I think the 1 year marker rolls around in the middle of this month.
>>98619675two wordsgolden demon
>>98619676How is it a low blow?
From now on I'm just gonna assume anyone who shit talks my models is actually the decalfag and ignore their "criticism"
>>98619676>secondaryI posted my painted models in response to you already this thread lmao>>98619682pretty safe assumption
>>98619682mouthy swolf slut
>>98619682Fair cop. The only person who's negatively commented on mine is decalfag
>>98619641
>>98619676Again, do you really think the people you hate are nomodels or do you just blindly throw the term around hoping you'll eventually be right?
>>98619598>If you're disappointed with the round magazine of the lasriflesNah I'm not that much of a gun autist. I'll probably just palm it all off as "Gaunt's HQ squad has more bespoke OG gear" while my squads of unnamed regular Tanith are equipped with bits of Cadian gear they were no doubt resupplied with after Vervunhive. At least the spectre squad comes with a shitload of lasrifles so I don't have to worry about that.
>>98619691they were nomodels in my mind
>>98619682I’m glad you sloppers are joining forces to become some kind of paintlet fighting force lmao
>>98619688Jokes aside, people here actually do generally give pretty solid constructive criticism. He's just a weird outlier who never has anything useful to say.
>>98619697>LIMITED
>>98619697Didn't the other wolf player "mog" you painting wise?
>>98619704SUPREME
>>98619698Yeah, even with the criticism bed-anon got there was a lot of solid advice mixed in
>>98619698Shut the fuck up you pig, I’ve given plenty of constructive criticism that’s been followed unbeknownst to you.
i love these generals
>>98619705There's nothing impressive about anyone else's painting because they are either worse or take too much time. There's everything impressive about HIS painting though
>>98619709No you don't. You're just rude and unhelpful. It's why people hate you.
>>98619688>>98619698I'm a modest painter, so I get modest feedback. Usually the negative feedback I get is about something I've either already realized or quickly pick up once an anon points it out.The other side of things is the mutant's seething jealousy and self-insertism, which never actually says anything meaningful.
>>98619713You just suck at painting regardless LOL
>>98619709Prove it.
>>98619714Just shut up already, it’s pathetic that you find humor or purpose in mocking me. Your life must be completely purposeless.
>>98619709How could anybody follow your advice? You don't paint, is your advice just to commission people like you do?
>>98619667Thank you anon.
I think that retro fabius bile guy is cracked at painting.
>>98619722Why is it a low blow to talk about the hellblasters? What about them makes them off limits?
>>98619722I don't find humor or purpose in it, it makes me sad. I don't like saying these things about you but you force me to by being a rude person. I wish you'd stop being so unpleasant and spamming the place where I talk about my hobby.
>>98619734I can’t stand your holier than thou act man.
>>98619722You've been itt for around 15 hours by now just shitposting. The ironing goes crazy
>>98619735What is irony for 500
>>98619735But YOUR holier than thou act is fine, right? You're the biggest hypocrit ever.
>>98619735And I can't stand you being nasty and rude and acting like you're the victim. You started all of this by being an unpleasant and annoying person and instead of taking the hint you doubled down and now every single thread gets derailed by hundreds of posts dedicated to arguing with you.
>>98619707Geniunely intetested to see bedanons berzerkers once his vallejo paint comes in, unless i missed it
>>98619577Based silver lining finder
>>98619682If it's just straight shit talk, yeah safe assumption.If it's actual legitimate constructive criticism, probably not since it doesn't even paint his own models or know what end of the brush to use.
Models?
>>98619753you are permanently bannedyou have no peersand you've never painted a model yourself
>>98619744Me too. I don't think he's posted since then. I'll gladly take an eager newbie over an uppity regular
stop replying to b8. you lot have been doing it for years at this point
>>98619753If you were being honest you'd know most to all your detractors are your detractors purely from your own actions.
>>98619753>clear and obvious nomodels general invadeLink to his posts 99% chance you pick multiple people and all of them post models
>>98619753And I will admit that some of the people here are just spiteful, but they wouldn't be spiteful if you hadn't started off by being such an ass, and they wouldn't have continued their spite if you didn't ALWAYS take the bait. You get zero support because every single time someone tries to reach out or be nice to you, you act like a dick.
>>98619758There’s no bait here u fucking idiot, this is a genuine discussion about how to handle raiders and nomodels without collateral damage to thread model art that you may disagree with politically.
>>98619761You are the troll
Hellblaster status?
>>98619766Dude if you believe this then there is no convincing you of the reality here so good luck.
Dumb question about painting, what is the order?Because my understanding is as follows;prime the model (usually black, unless doing bright colours)block in everything with the colour its gonna beuse a shade paint (can I use a heavily thinned normal paint?) (do I just do the whole model, or is it only on certain bits? How do I tell where to put the paints)use a slightly brighter version of the colours used in step 2 and do most of each area you put colours in, leaving some of the prior colour showinguse an even brighter version of the prior step and do every edge and join between two bits
>>98619769Hey, low blow we all know that it is forbidden to use the H word in these parts because uh.... It makes the pedophile sad
>>98619772>(can I use a heavily thinned normal paint?)you can but it won't behave as well as formulated washes> (do I just do the whole model, or is it only on certain bits? How do I tell where to put the paints)you can put them all over, or keep them in the recesses to reduce cleanup>use a slightly brighter version of the colours used in step 2 and do most of each area you put colours in, leaving some of the prior colour showingpretty much>use an even brighter version of the prior step and do every edge and join between two bitsyou don't NEED to do edge highlights but they do help models pop on the tabletop
>>98619772you've pretty much got a handle on the conventional angleshift things around with the same extent of consideration in mind to come upon something u fuck w/
>>98619773You know you’ve lost when you continue hurling false allegations, repent faggot.
>>98619772That's basically what I do, base shade highlight. Highlights seem scary but go watch the duncan rhodes video about them and remember to believe in yourself and they'll be fine.
>>98619776I'll repent when you post hellblasters
>>98619774>>98619775>>98619780Alright, cheers. I'll try nut up and get some paint on plastic.
>>98619772Generally yes, there's an infinite number of great tutorials on youtube that would explain things better than we can.
>>98619770If you're not a troll then the people responding to you are the trolls. And all you do is feed us. I know you're used to Reddit, but you're anonymous here. Let people talk shit about you and just don't react. They won't even know you're here.
>>98619438>Gabrielle UlthranW-what a di...cunt
Since we are off topic. Is there any photos of the nazi decals?I'm curious
>>98619799Dude don’t stir shit up, it’s starting to wind downs
>>98619800You got downs alright
>>98619800Nah I want to bully you some more.
When the last non-Primaris model gets squatted, the /tg/ tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Firstborn fags cry out in itty bitty penis fury simultaneously.They'll try to convince themselves it is just the Tactical Squad being refreshed. They'll try to convince themselves that the GW had pulled a fast one on them."We will riot!" They will say. "Boycott GW" "The Scouring!" they will cry.Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything.But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their factions, their dudes, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the shitty prototypes who did nothing but stagnate the setting. The entire playerbase KNOWS that Space Marines are over-hyped, that the Ultramarines are boring and variant chapters are shit. But all this only drives home just how little the playerbase think of Firstborn. After all the bullshit, the Ultra-wank and the prices, Intercessors still sell better than Tactical Squads ever did.When the denizens of /tg/ come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.I need to fap.
>>98619801Nice little grade school joke, you done now? Can the adults get on with their conversations?
>>98619804Do adults live in their cars?
>>98619772The objectively correct workflow is1. prime2. ???3. post pictures in /40kg/4. oh god oh fuck i missed that glaring mistake when i took the pictures i hope nobody points it outDespite being step 2 of the GW-approved OEM instructions, I block in the black armor on my CSM almost last because I use it to clean up all the trim and bullshit.
>>98619804I'll be done when those hellblasters are
>>98619803tl;dr
>>98619809I don’t live in my car and don’t know where this accusation stems from>>98619812Can we see your blasties?
>>98619829Sure, in a month when yours STILL aren't done.
Even if decalfag is real or just a shitposter persona, dude has been going itt for 16 hours now... What a sad, miserable fucking life
>>98619839Decalfag is 5 Indians in a trenchcoat hired to make out lives shittier.
I think hellblaster month is going to break him.
>>98619839
>>98619844
>>98619842He'll be fine after all, we're all a bunch of no models trolls
>>98619841I wouldn't be surprised honestly
>>98619842oh boy another collage topic dedicated to him that only rewards his shitty behavior, great idea.actually i have a better one, lets make -every- collage decalfag themed from now on, that'll work even better.
>>98619852You know pretending to be someone else doesn't work when you post the same cringe gifs.
>>98619846I don't know when the anime style of having the middle of the mouth lines be invisible started but I despised it from the moment I saw it
What time is the QandA? I want to know when to tune in to watch you homos cry over plastic army men.
>>98619852What's up with you ol' salty Sam? Mutant themes are a good laff and get a good response, if we're going to be plagued by his presence might as well try use it for good
>>98619852Absolutely seething
Bolt carbines make the perfect Primaris scale bolter. It looks so good.https://x.com/WHBLACKPANZER/status/2095735986605191424?s=20
well im all done with my hobbying for today. i got my army finished being built and got them primed. tomorrow im going to try to get all of them painted since I'm tired today
>>98619460are you a phone poster? there's an option to open the original file
>>98619856This type of simplification is why I've always hated animu art, check out her weird lack of a defined nose also
>>98619863Nta, but how? I normally swap to desktop view
>>98619862close up of my genderbent Trajann
>>98619866Nta nta but I'm going to guess the three dots on top left of the post...
>>98619866>>98619871It's the three dots
>>98619871>>98619882Thanks anons.
>>98619882>>98619885Yeah I investigated and found it too, had no idea it existed until today either. Game changer, fuck me
>>98619761Bruh you went to the space wolf subreddit to try and organize a raid yourself when the yiff collage was posted.
>>98619889Nobody recalls anything like that, move on scumbo.
>>98619889Oh fuck I had forgotten about that, hilarious shit seeing them tell him to fuck off
>>98619898>If no one remembers my misdeeds they didn't happen I can't help but notice you didn't deny it
>>98619868Nice, I look forward to seeing it painted
>>98619868That's a slick weld on the cape, what metal is it made out of?
>>98619898Staying up extra late are we?
LE LE LE ECKS DEE XD XD XD DECALFAG!!!!11!!1one!11! LE :DDD XDDDD LE ECKS DEE XD XDD :D XDDD
This is an anonymous image board. Why do you have to announce yourself unless you have a reason to?
>>98619913its the model im most excited to paint, im just waiting until tomorrow for the primer to fully dry and settle>>98619935its a resin model not metal, unless u meant something else anon
>>98619947I'm making a joke that it looks like the cape has been welded in two places, smooth welds thoughbeit. Might want to file whatever this is down before painting
>>98619906Even funnier was him begging his discord to raid us and them ignoring him wholesale
>>98619954Those are 3d print aliasing artifacts
>>98619961nta but yes anon, that's the joke
just built the twin lance. sick ass models.hopefully they dont get shit rules in the new codex.
is mommy back?
>>98619967they're the single best tau model by far, they almost certainly getting another nerf since they're auto include
>>98619938Just a reminder that you don’t have any models
>>98619969Who is mommy?
>>98619944Hello, my name is James
>>98619985This has been disproven so many times it's not funny
>>98619974nerf is fine and well. I just dont want them to get boring ass rules.
Is there any hope foe the sisters of battle getting any significant buffs when their codex drops? Or am I just coping?
>cries about people enabling raiders>tried to organize raids against the general through discord and redditNot a very peer thing to do
>>98620007since all factions so far got buffs, its likely.
>>98620007you have 3d printable models you can customise the dick size on, what more do you want?
>>98620007Given what we've seen in the other. Codexes they might go to T4 and will probably have Miracle dice reworked in some way. IIRC there was spoiler or speculation about meltas becoming S10 in the Marines codex, so they'll likely get that as well. I wouldn't be surprised if their bolters became S5 as well, though probably lacking the S6 mode of marine bolters
>>98620025>>98620041Here's to hoping our fave nuns have high firepower to offset their shitty 1W.>>98620029what is this schizo babble? Are you repeating some meme im unaware of?
>>98620048It would be nice, but I wouldn't count on it.
Talking about gunnuns anyone know of any good proxies or upgrade bits?
>>98620065Etsy has some pretty good ones
>>98620071Any particular sellers/sculptures?
>>98620074
>>98620079Thanks
>>98620079>HoodedBut the white hair is the best bit
>>98620074https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1260948962/cabal-loyalist-55mm-miniatures-set
>>98619861No, they don't, they're too small
WHO HERE GSC AND WHO HERE JUST?
How would you fix them?
>>98620137squat the entire army
>>98620137Port the 30k models over finally and squat votann.
>>98620137replace all the 40k range with the 30k ones
If you're ordering custom sisters and they're not showing nipples what's the point?
>>98620137They should be way more tanky. They're always going to be stuck with those dogshit loadout options (unless they miraculously get an update), so they might as well be as tough as GAoT era walking tanks should be.
Does (You)r wife/gf play Warhammer /40kg/? What army does she play/paint?
>>98618887Went past my local place today, at least 30 boxes. Triple stacked on every shelf they were on. I wasn't sure about the rumours until today
>>98620137Don't need fixing, just adjust their points to make them not a horde army
>>98620137add the HH range to the 40k one, make the whole army as elite as it's pricy, give them native access to the imperial knights and slave ogryns, and make two detachments where they're allowed and encouraged to mix with imperial guard units in the first and space marine units in the second.
>>98620160very cool chatGPT thank you
>>98618922>Stubbers are .50 caliber (12.7mm for Euros) minimumNigga what? Even in official specs there's 6.2 and 8.25 mm stub weapons. Stub weapons are just analogous to 20th century firearms.
>>98619988Hello James, I've heard much about your workshop
>>98620155First anon you must tell me how you find a wife/gf
>>98620137Sex the roots
>>98620190be 30, have a job, don't be obesesaid wife/gf may not be under 30, have a job, or not be obese
>>98620202>be 30, have a job, don't be obeseAnon did you hack my webcam how did you know this about meIm married to my job. The cunt is literally killing me
>>98620202>or not be obesecant do that im afraid
>>98620202>don't be obeseEh even that's optional desu, I have a tabletop m8 who's a big lad and he has a wife and now kid>>98620207Don't do that. Work life balance and shit
>>98620209it was a double negativealso I said obese, not plump, not thick, not curvaceous, not voluptuous
>>98620190Chat up single women and be nice to them. Easy
>>98620207thats what happens when you work in construction ratfag
What does the grot even do
>>98620137
>>98620248his best
>>98620247Not the ratfag, and its even worse: customer service and IT help-desk. One in four callers are indian who somehow get permanent residence but don't know the basic's of english >"Hello SAAR my name is dikshit preet, how do I reset password">The reset password button is right next to the click this link to get out phone number
>>98620259apologies anon, you dont deserve that. i work with one of them and thats more than enough
>>98620259I used to do administration and customer service for a garbage disposal company. Indians were always the worst to deal with. >SAAR what do you mean I can't cover the garbage room floor in loose garbage like rotten chicken, feces and such? Bin? What is a bin SAAR? What do you mean I have to pay for this service?! This is racist SAAAAARAt some point we have to ask ourselves if the indian foodslop is worth it
>>98620248carry ammo, can't you see?
>>98620101They're perfect if you know anything about firearms.Bolt rifles are too long and unbalanced. They're not practical for a fast assault trooper like marines are suppossed to be.
>>98620279What kind of question is that? of course it's not.
>>98620279I honestly prefer nepalese food. It's much lighter and less greasy.
>>98620282>They're perfect if you know anything about firearms.No, they're shit if you know anything about marines, they don't give a shit if the gun is slightly heavier, or slightly longer, they have power armor, they're already huge and wide.The only consideration is aesthetics and a small bolter is a shit bolter.Get your ass out of here, fag.
>>98620282>muh realism and practicalityfuck off retard
>>98620079Cool SoB bolt rifles.
>>98620289>>98620290Wrong and retarded.Bolt rifles are not just unrealistic given the internal fluff of the setting about bolt weapons, they're also aesthetically unbalanced.Fucking weightless toy guns that cannot be handled well. They make marines look slow and clumsy.They can be bigger, or taller wihout making them too long.And wannabe realism is a core part of SM identity, tourists.
>>98620302>Wrong and retarded.meant for >>98620302
>>98618922>Stubbers areJust regular guns that fire regular bullets that use gunpowder or other chemical propellant.Same goes for autoguns really, they just mean "automatic machine gun". And yes, I know that autoguns used to fire flechettes or whatever, but even GW got rid of that distinction because it largely adds nothing and only confuses people. Iirc even the Cadian upgrade sprue comes with an autogun and itStubber and autogun have become synonymous with regular 21st century guns.
>>98620302>touristsprojection from the reasonablemarinefag
>>98620302>wannabe realism is a core part of SM identity, tourists.You can't be real, you must be shitposting.
>>98620302>fucking weightless >make marines look slow
>>98620302a longer bolter is not "unrealistic given the internal fluff of the setting about bolt weapons", bolt weapons have both an initial charge and a secondary propulsion, everything about guns still applies to them.
>>98620302>They can be bigger, or taller wihout making them too longMaking them bigger or taller without making them long either changes the caliber of the gun to unreasonable levels or adds weight to the gun for absolutely no reason, unless you're suddenly going to discard your own point about wannabe realism.
>>98620302God damn you're a retard
>lorefagsoh gee here we go
>>98620302
space marine 2 or darktide?
>>98620302Keep crying, retard.
>>98620328I think SM2 is more entertaining but only ij the short term.
>>98620155Built for Instant Loss Buttsex
>>98620319Everything except bracing weapons apparently. Because space marine wrists are apparently torque proof and their shoulders are useless. Some media shows them using sightlines and some doesn't, but even when they do the fucking straight arm locked elbow pistol stance is the gold standard
>>98620302>I'm sharing the thread with someone who thinks wannabe realism is a core part of SM identity
>>98620343>Everything except bracing weapons apparentlybecause marines have a thing called power armour.
Wip for tonight.
>>98620350I know. But their guns are designed fundamentally different because of that assumption is my point.
>>98620302In one sense I agree with you anon the bigger rifle makes sense for something that has been increased in size>howeverYou just click drag the normal boltgun in the top right hand corner so its a bit bigger so it matches the scale of the model.At the end of this day this argument will turn into a battle rifle vs assault rifle thing and I am not going to reply to any (You)'s
>>98620355>a battle rifle vs assault rifle thingNah the Assault Rifle is the Auto Bolt Rifle
>>98620352>ratfagbased beer choice although i thought you'd be drinking great northern. how shit is that wet palette? i had to change mine to something better
>>98620352>coopersyou're alright ratfucker
>>98620360I mean in the sense of scale>FN Fal size or Bullpub scale
has anyone here put a wash (not contrast) through an airbrush before? i want to use a wash for a massive base and cbf doing it with a brush
>>98620366What actually is the physical difference of the two? I always thought it was just same calibre but assault rifles had the reduced propellant cartridges so were more effective at full auto fire?I apologise if this is the exact skub that you mentioned in that post
>>98620364>i thought you'd be drinking great northernNah, I stopped drinking them since the national parks thing.It's alright, I just need to replace the paper rn, I just need to find a place that sells butchers paper.
>>98620370Battle rifle (generally) is longer barrel and bigger bullet, AR is generally smaller rifle and smaller bullet
>>98620355Fair enough, anon. At least you're areal marinefag unlike the resident tourists/marine haters above that don't know anything amd just want to shitpost.But carbine-like weapons suit better Astartes than long rifles IMO.
>>98620302>And wannabe realism is a core part of SM identity, tourists.
I like how bolt rifles look.
>>98620353power armour is not going to make a longer bolter suddenly less functional, on the contrary
>>98620381This but unironically
>>98620378Okay yeah that tracksWhy is this something that needs specific terminology when we didn't do that for all the calibres of bolt action rifle or muskets though? Are we going back to early modern artillery-tier names?
>>98620381lol, saved
>>98620379I dare James to do a diagram like this but for the Desolation Squad's guns or Lion's Wrath
>>98620302get off mount stupid
>>98620400I may just be retarded but I always felt the Desolation Squad would have been better if it was just a normal Heavy Bolter with the rail-mounted Krak/Frag missiles instead of a rotary launcher.That said it's even more aesthetic to have a normal Devastator Squad with 2 Heavy Bolters and 2 Missile Launchers
>>98620302>And wannabe realism is a core part of SM identity
I heard that chapters serfs of traitors that follow Khorne have it better than even loyalists because they're just as bloodthirsty as their masters.
>>98620419>Anon discovers that the guys who rejected the fascist hellstate shockingly have it better than those following it
>>98620425Because they're murderous maniacs that, if you're lucky, will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew our skin into theirs. If you're unlucky you'll join them.
>>98620302>And wannabe realism is a core part of SM identityPut me in the screencap
>>98620419you heard wrong
>>98620442It's both really, the thing is how the serfs themselves see it
Keep reposting non 40k reaction images, touristYou out yourself with every post.
so random question, could Lion El'Johnson take the Skulltaker in a duel?
>>98620468yeah bro you really got us the entire thread didn't just laugh at you harder than even the decalpedo
>>98620400They stopped doing diagrams years ago, but the ones they did were great.
How much of your collection is going to be sent to legends or sent to NOTHING this edition?
>>98620475So fucking lazy, they should just sculpt the inside instead of making it hollow
>>98620470yeah, sure, head first?
>>98620475Sadly it's difficult to find hi res images of those.
>>98620468>it's all the same person!
>>98620485Also IG got lots of wannabe realism as part of their fluff.
>What current model for your faction do you like the least? How would you improve it in a refresh?Hey this cunt asked me this last thread when I was complaining about votann.>>98618880>>98618872>>98618810The problem with starwars is that it's way more concerned about civilian casualties.
>>98618857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skJDWv0bGtMKONATA was born in 1986It's funny because I remember posting "she's over 30 now", but that was almost 10 years ago.
>>98620490Back to marines, GW gave them multiple marks of their armour suits with techobabble minutiae of their technical differences over millennia.
>>98620499>over millenniamore like a few years of great crusading
>>98620476None?I don't play SM.
>>98620504Why do you think only space marines and orks are getting raped? They're just the first codices to come out this edition. You think no other army is going to be affected?
>>98620490Once upon a time, this hobby had overlap with IRL scale military models, and many 40k vehicles were inspired by them.GW used to cater to those faux realism sensibilities with the FW books about pseudo historical vehicles, campaigns, and painting techniques
>>98620508>rapedYou people are so dramatic.Anyway, my army get refreshed after about fifteen years. And it'll probably get refreshed in another fifteen years.By then we'll likely have Primaris Space Marines 2 and it'll be their time to get raped.
>>98620476I play Chaos and already am annoyed at my fellow players thinking we're going to lose every tracked vehicle except the rhino and LR even though nothing says thats happening.
>if I got that Kommando with 2 day shipping on tuesday night it would be here by nowFuckanyway I got some AK terrain, then I went back and got another 30 bucks of AK swamp and some vines. I need my fucking jungles to look good.
>>98620515>Once upon a time, this hobby had overlap with IRL scale military modelsOnly for like 1-2 editions. Imperial Armor was always the anomaly to most of 40k shit, even back then.
>>98620515Wannabe realism wasn't limited to Imperials. All the big xeno factions got also a slice of it in the Imperial Armour books. Although Tau already had it built in with the way their codexes were written since 3rd.
>catachans on ebayFuckin bastards want 30+6 dollars shipping for badly painted used 25yo models, when a new box is like 38 bucks. Why are people like this.And why didn't geedubs just do me a fucking solid and have a catachan team in either devlan or exodite. Literally two Catachan-themed boxes and they fumbled twice.
>>98620530Imperial Armour printed right up to 8th edition (from 3rd).
>>98620502This depend as some armours like the Heresy pattern were still new at the beginning of the crusade, and pattern 6 I think is just a bunch of random pieces from other marks stapled together, and the Corvid pattern was associated heavily with the Raven Guard because Corvus briefly became dad's favorite when he went all in on revenge and building mutant raven supermen in his basement.
by contrast>Kill Team Scouts is only like 35 bucks for 5I guess there is no incentive to go to different GWs to get free models because the scouts literally don't cost enough to justify driving for an hour to hit all the gws within 30 minutes of my house.
>>98620547how many fucking GWs do you have around your house?
>>98620530The military autism was present in 40k until the 2010s. Once the generation raised in nothing but videogames, bad cgi movies, and low quality anime became the majority of consumers, it stopped to be referenced. The change in GW designers, didn't help.But even today, GW bothers giving a nod to wannabe realism with the HH games (AoD, LI, AT)
>>98620552>wannabe realismstarting to see this as a forced way to avoid using the term autism.
>>98620559It's just anon trying to force a terminology because he was laughed to hell and back.
>>98620559No. It's definitely autism, but "wannabe realism" means simply a specific design focus on pretending that these things could work IRL, and the aesthetics of it.>>98620564Stay mad, tourist
>>98620548One store to the south is about 23 minutes, another to the west is about 10 minutes, the third is about the same distance as the other two but somehow takes 30 minutes because it's east and in the city and traffic and I almost shit myself going there once but I managed to run into a store and use their bathroom because I'm not a quitter.There's another 2-3 about an hour away but that would be a pain to get to. There also used to be another one in the city center but I think they closed.
>>98620567There's no part of that definition that includes bolt carbines and excludes bolt rifles, or includes older armour marks but excludes mkx, or includes previous vehicles or excludes newer ones.Any design cue or aesthetic element you will see found on the newer shit too, and any argument to realism you've made has been shown to be faulty.
Space Marines FAQ today. What burning questions are you hoping they'll answer for today?
>>98620567>immediately proves anon right on the fact he's just salty for getting his shit post laughed at
>>98620589When will you stop raping us and drop the prices?orWhen will you sell warhammer to a company that doesnt like raping its consumers?
>>98620595You know all the big toy companies that would buy it are worse, right?
>>98620536>Tau already had it built in with the way their codexes were written since 3rd.They tried to replicate this with Votann, but it didn't work because their fluff is nonsense written by somebody that didn't understand what makes this stuff enjoyable.
>>98620595>Error: Your question did not pertain to Space Marines. This FAQ is specifically for questions about Space Marines. Please save your question for a future FAQ pertaining to it's subject matter or reach out to our customer satisfaction department.>Error: Your question did not pertain to Space Marines. This FAQ is specifically for questions about Space Marines. Please save your question for a future FAQ pertaining to it's subject matter or reach out to our customer satisfaction department.
>>98620595Blame your fellow paypig for voting with their wallet on this course.
>>98620552>Once the generation raised in nothing but videogames, bad cgi movies, and low quality anime became the majority of consumersSo Millenials, aka the same demographic.Majority of 40k consumers are still like 30-40 year olds and beyond. Youngest zoomers are only 26 at best and don't care about 40k.
>>98620599I shudder to image a world where someone like Hasbro gained the property.
>>98620607Guess which demographic GW wants to court most with 40k? I'll give you a hint: existing players spend a lot less per release than new players.
>>98620601I think you are wrong. These graphics are just to get the players familiar with the weapons as the 40k devs have stated before it was hard for players to learn what is what previously because their publications didn't always have full page spreads with every weapon featured.
>>98620586Wrong, you miss the point. Wannabe realism, or whatever you want to call it, still can be done right or wrong, like votann
>>98620601It's the same guy who designed the weapons and equipment, following the same principles.You've just decided beforehand that new is bad and working your argument backwards.
>>98620559It 100% is.>>98620567>"wannabe realism" means simply a specific design focus on pretending that these things could work IRLAnd none of that excludes bolt rifles dumbass. Ridles, carbines and pistols are all perfectly realistic and apt for your "wannabe realism" as well.You can't even keep arguments consistent.You're just autistic and you now butthurt people laughed you for being an autistic dumbass. The worst kind of autistic.
>>98620589Will the new intercessor kit be another piece of shit with a sea of MKX helmets, hardly any extra bits, and built in a way to make mixing/kitbashing harder, or will it be actually good like the ork boyz kit? much love.-anon
>>98620613I'm not missing the point at all, you made up a bullshit terminology and are shying away from defining it because the point of it is to magically support whatever arbitrary tastes you have regardless of whether facts support your gut feelings.You might as well have said that the shit you like has SOVL and the one you don't doesn't, because your argument is even more disingenuous than that.
>>98620601Nothing about this is unrealistic or bad. It's not even a diagram really, it's just pictures of guns to show people what votann weapons look like and some fluff about them to give them context in the setting.
>>98620614>You've just decided beforehand that new is bad and working your argument backwards.Wrong. I'm not an old good new bad retard.Primaris design still tried to be realistic within the limits of SM design, but several aspects of it were badly done, or deviated by going into videogame logic ("heavy marines are the ones with the heavy weapons" )Bolt rifles are one of those design failures, IMO
>>98620628Your opinion is objectively wrong and retarded and so is whatever you identify yourself as.
Those are some cute realistic weapons you felsh bags have there>Shoots beam gun from a green plastic tube that flays you atom by atom
>>98620619Stop larping as the thread police, retarded nobody
>>98618794>What current model for your faction do you like the least? How would you improve it in a refresh?Nundams, I don't even want a refresh I just want an alternative to running Vahlagons honestly, the rumours about horses do not fill me with hope.
>>98620628>or deviated by going into videogame logic ("heavy marines are the ones with the heavy weapons" )you mean how space marines have always carried heavier weapons than guardsmen?or how tacticus and phobos marines can still carry heavier guns than gravis at times?or how you've totally made your arguement reasonable and sound except for how you've failed to address how a slightly longer bolter is any less realistic?
>>98620626The design choices and the fluff of these votann weapons is badly done, period. That's just how the votann are in general
>>98620636Did you get bullied so hard you started behaving like the decalfag? Really?
>>98620643>The design choices and the fluff of these votann weapons is badly done, period.That's your completely groundless opinion that you are incapable of explaining or elaborating on without coming out as retarded and hypocritical.
if you are europoor you get some crazy discount of basic shit this weekhttps://taschengelddieb.de/SALE-Hehlerware-der-Woche
>>98620641By heavy marines I mean Gravis, do you get that it's videogame logic to give the heavy guns to the heavy marines ? That's not how it worked before or IRL. And bolt rifles are stupid because several reasons, both practical and aesthetic.Which is more obvious now once GW have removed the scopes from most of them.It's also obvius that you havent held firearms IRL, otherwise there would not be need to explain why shock troopers like marines are better served by carbines.Jes Goodwin fucked up by nodding to the GWOT era USMC. Which also explains the stupid stubbers all over the place
>>98620657>taschengelddiebreally good site, I get most of my stuff from there. But the stuff that's on sale are pure useless shite at least for me. Had a good deal during the last black friday.
>>98620515need a scan of these books.
>>98620657I don't see the crazy discount on this store of yours.
>>98620652No, I'm just phoneposting while travelling by car. I'm multitasking, and you're lucky I'm not in my PC with my autistic hoard of GW publications, and the free time to show how wrong and retarded you are
>decalfaggotry discord-like shitposting good>40k military autism le badThe absolute state of this general
>>98620688I’m going to save that image >>98620601 and post it in every thread shit talking you until you come here on your PC and post whatever “facts” you have.
>>98620679>That's not how it worked beforeYeah, marines were never given a heavier weapon than guardsmen because they were heavier, after all.>And bolt rifles are stupid because several reasons, both practical and aesthetic.any you've been explicit about was wrong and retarded>It's also obvius that you havent held firearms IRL, otherwiseIt's also obvious you can't rotate an apple in your mind, otherwise you would know your limits don't apply to a marine
i spent all day doing nothing, all ive done is prime a base and thats IT
>>98619202>Ah, the QLD of the statesNah that's WA. Queensland is our steamy jungle where we keep farmers and weird cunts and surfers on holiday, it's more like;Florida+California=Queensland Texas+Nevada=Western AustraliaNew York+California=New South WalesIowa+North Dakota=South Australia Illinois+Pennsylvania=VictoriaMassachusetts+New England=TasmaniaWashington DC = Australian Capital Territory Mississippi+Arizona=Northern Territory
>>98620745BRING BACK CAPRICORNIA, CENTRAL AUSTRALIA AND THE STATE OF KIMBERLY
>>98620589Will sisters get S:5 bolters?
>>98620735Me too but I also spent time thinking about how I should get a job but I don't want a job but I was too cowardly to play the market last year/this year so I need a job but I also kind of just want to waste away and then die.Also to finish painting some models.
>>98620735just remember, any progress is progress. there are anons here who haven’t ever painted at all.
>>98620538Because GW is probably planning on dropping Catachan.
>>98620538Three if you count the striking scorpions boxset too
>>98620636Cry about it. Stop acting like a sperg if you don't want people to call you one.
>>98620688How fortunate that you're able to make shit post after shit post but can't give a single succinct reason as to why [new thing] bad unlike [old thing]s that doesn't just devolve into hypocrisy at a cursory glance.I'm sure after spending hours scraping the bottom of the barrel you'll think you've found out a vague superficial difference that you'll suddenly retroactively make the basis of your entire aesthetic principles, like >checks notesthe length of a bolter
>>98620635Lol AP-
>>98620745If I was PM I would>Nuke Melbourne>Build a big wall around Sydney and fill it full of cement>Enslave all people in Brisbane and drive them the Simpson or the seaFixed out country
which model of tanks do the guards use, especially in 11th edition?which models would the vostroyans use and can u use in the new edition?
>>98620807Look, armor has a lot of atoms in it
>>98620809Qld offers nothing to Australia but wannabe cowboys who solely keep the land cruiser line afloat.Waste of a state that is so fucking humid it cooks whatever the crocodiles spared.
>>98620811dorns
>>98620811guard are currently unplayable
>>98620811>which model of tanks do the guards useWhatever choked imperial supply lines can get them.>especially in 11th edition?Wait for the new codex I guess.>which models would the vostroyans useI don't particularly remember the Vostroyans have anything 'uniquely' theirs as far as armor goes like Steel Legion.>u use in the new edition?Wait for the new codex I guess.
>>98620635this gun is as effective as a lasgun on an astartes
>>98620864Most things are now about as useful as a lasgun against astartes because the GW designers drink their own kool-aid.
Play Necromunda.
>>98620877Does Necromunda provide me a wife with a side shave?
>>98620880No, only natural baldies.
>>98620890>scarred forhead>bald>absThats enough for me
>>98620696Leave so it can improve
>>98620696It's not military autism, it's a retard spouting nonsense "muh wannabe realism" which is just his term for "i don't like it because it triggers me" and throwing a tantrum and then getting clowned on for it for having said tantrum + stupid opinion.
>>98620901>>scarred forhead
>>98620608>H*sbroDon't you fucking dare say their name in relation to 40k. It's bad juju. Also it triggers PTSD for anyone who used to love MTG. . .
>>98619075Learn rulesBuy models you think look coolPaint themPlay game
>>98620959>MTGThe only game I can think of where you can fight your opponent (in game with cards) and outside of the game (with your smell)
>>98620959i like to think some autist like Elon would buy warhammer to “save” it if GW ever got into financial trouble still cant fucking believe how badly magic got messed up by chasing the söy demographic
>>98620991>elon>saving warhammer Gonna love all the jeets playtesting the games and inserting their relligion to make tau even more explicitly indian if they dont outrage how they deface rama.
>>98620991>i like to think some autist like Elon would buy warhammer to “save” it if GW ever got into financial troubleNo, you fucking don't.Elon is the least qualified person you want for this.
>>98620991You don't want autistic fans in charge of an IP either.
>>98620997why do you think i put it in quotes lol even jeetification would be more amenable to something like hasbro acquiring it though
>>98620991If I bought warhammer, I'd make them release even more marines.
>>98621002Nta but why not? The other side gave us blackagorn amongst other shitty interpretations of beloved ips.
>>98620999>>98621002I didnt mean to make it seem like i want that so much as it would be the least bad option if it were ever sold
>>98621006Based
>>98621006
>>98621006The worst part is I'll keep coming back like an abused wife
why are death guard prices all fuckedu p
>>98621017fatty patrol went oos recently I think
If I owned games workshop the first thing I would do is force the injection moulding engineers to make all sprues in the style of Warhammer heroes sprues.
If I owned GW I’d have an Avengers endgame moment where all the Primarchs return at the end to fight the big bad chaos gods and mop them up.
>>98621017DG combat patrol got pulled because of the Rhino
>>98621006You get my vote.
>>98621036>Rebox with less plastic>Increase the price>...>Increase the price again
If I owned GW, I would make 40k a proper wargamer again.
>>98621007Because being autistic, or a fan, is not a good indication of having good taste or creative vision or integrity regarding the preservation of the thing they're allegedly fans of and would be handlers of.Plenty of people here are fans and autistic, but those same people also have abysmal shit takes and would remorselessly retcon the shit out of the setting to force their fanfiction or biases on it, all while thinking that they're absolutely in the right because they're fans and anyone who disagrees is a tourist.I'm not saying that handling it to blackrock is good, I just don't believe it's necessarily worse by comparison.The best people to give control to has always been the artists and sculptors.Writers should be treated like little more than glue.
>>98621031>Ynnead/ Cegorach come in midway to shank Slaanesh with a rusty shiv before fucking off to whfb where the elves are less retarded.Would sell lots of models and make the shareholders happy.
>>98621031Then at the end you can transition the setting to Age of the Emperor.
>>98621072Credits roll then a cut scene plays showing Horus returning while grabbing his mace and uttering the line “Fine, I’ll do it myself..” Fuck me I think I’d cream myself.
>>98621088Horus goes to swing his mace at Gorillaman's face only for a pair of iron hands to intercept the blow. Gorillaman looks up to see Ferrus with a flaming skull, now the reborn primarch of the Legion of the Damned.
If I owned acquired GW and owned it I'd do the following>Xed, Big E now a full God resets the timeline, but he's trying to do so in his image, Ersa (or whatever the female E is) dies stopping him from doing it fully, time line is reset but in state that's worse for mankind, horus still lives, still Traitor>tyranids and all the other xenos continue their way to Terra>tau is more advanced>in their time of need as Terra prepares to defend against these odds, thousands of warps jumps end, thousands upon thousands of imperial ships enter the fight>the galaxy is worse because men always ruin things>as the forces of chaos and the xenos scum stand on the edge of destroying Terra a huge webway portal opens up and 2 gigantic fleets of almost impossible size and technology arrive at Terra>one of the capital ships is marked with a 2, the other 11>zoom into the bridge, and we see two Amazonian women of size, one smirks as she grips her weapon, the other crosses her arms>the two missing primarchs return with their daughters proclaiming as enter scene "you boys really made a mess, this could use a woman's touch"
I seriously hope you guys are on an odd number of levels of irony.
>>98621110Nah, mate. I'm genuine.
>>98621104Now there's an idea.>Emperor goes to reset the setting>He intends on becoming the dark emperor/lord or whatever it's called>The good part of the Emperor's spirit breaks away and manifests into an Empress>The setting resets>The dark half of the Imperium falls to Dark E>The good, righteous, just, uncorruptible part is led by the new Empress>Who has the ability to revive custodes in the form of Emperorcast
if i had control of GW id make the tao more gundam suits seriously there needs to be more mech suits in general
when i gain control over gw i am going to squat over half of the factions in the game on the spot without any ceremony about it
>>98621104>resets the timelinetrash
If I owned GW I'd make the little art monkeys churn out canon art of pregnant battle sisters.
>>98621104I just got goose pimples and my cock inverted.
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>>98621132That's honestly genius, that way ALL of the primarchs and favourites can come back because they're the only characters anyone cares about, then the imperium can be set up PROPERLY instead of whatever nonsense they conjured up.
>>98621131Which ones stay
If I was in charge of GW I'd actually line new model releases up with the multimedia franchise, also increase point costs across the board to make things cheaper to collect while swapping up the meta heavily every 3-4 months to encourage people to own multiple armies.
If I gained control over GW I'd bring back the milk
>>98621141i know youre being facetious but timeline resets are such a lazy plot device
Is it school holidays or something?If you want to actually start the hobby I can help with that.
>>98621150I agree, they're lame as fuck and cheapen the setting drastically, definitely one of the tools in GW's toolbelt.
>>98621131I would make half the factions squats
>>98621142original space marinescsmsimperial guardorkseldartyranidsall else must be done away witht. tau player that would be happy to see them go
>>98621155We are engaging in playful banter, join in.
>>98620811>which model of tanks do the guards useThere are 8 different datasheets for the Leman Russ tank in the guard roster.Every single "lore" Vostroyan tank regiment is armed with Leman Russ tanks, like nearly every other guard tank unit because they're supposed to be easy to make/maintain.>which models would the vostroyans use and can u use in the new edition?Buy a Horus Heresy Leman Russ and use that. Vostroyans use older and nicer equipment, so HH kits are perfect. Just know which gun coincides with what datasheet, and that HH tanks don't have sponsons in their kits so you'd either kitbash with a normal Russ or not run sponsons.Or just buy a regular Russ, the only difference is in the ornamentation and the trench rail.
If I was in charge of GW I'd make female marines a thing but I'd remove Custodes and Knights as a faction. At best they are just units you can soup into any Imperial army.
>>98621167If I was in charge of the GW I would leave any existing 40k stories stagnet and occasionally release new sets explained by either a new found STL or a faction activating an old/new weapon of war.
andromeda invasion story that’s an existential threat to all races and the imperium, tau and orcs all fight on the same side against the andromedans, eldar and chaos
>>98621184already basically underway senpai
>>98621184>eldar and chaosEldar would never team up with chaos
>>98621189you say that and yet the eldar are responsible for incarnating one of the primary fonts of rat asshole kayoss in the galaxy
>>98621189>>>>98621195
>>98621189war makes for strange bedfellows
>>98621195The eldar aren't responsible for making chaos super soldiers and their demigod daddies
>>98621209Then why are their men always making out?
>>98621209is this an admission that all along the eldar were too feeble to strangle even the infant imperium in its crib?damn son
>>98621201So the eldar, necron, and tyranids team up to poke a hole in chaos
>>98621173>Buy a Horus Heresy Leman Russ and use that. Vostroyans use older and nicer equipment, so HH kits are perfect.Fantastic tip anon...really am a huge fan of the ornamentation. All the tanks look GREAT.
>>98621166>imperial guardthese should go
Is the emperor becoming the dark king sort of like how Biden became Dark Brandon?
>>98621226there is a simple remedy to chaos now present in the milky way and it is called the earlymost tendrils of the hive mind and should the tyranids succeed there will be no nascent warp atmosphere in which these sapient maelstroms called a pantheon can exist left to the galaxy whatsoever ;3
>>98621237trvke
Image limit. Is it finally Space Marines time yet?
>>98620991Hellblasters?
>>98621238Its like how trump had a stroke a little over a year ago and completely lost his fucking mind due to brain damage and betrayed everyone who supported him
>>98621235The HH Russ is also the "correct" ones to use for Krieg, mainly due to the trench rail for WW1 aesthetic purposes.HH models are meant to be more ornamented and gaudy to show the decline in the Imperium from its golden age to today by comparing the models.It only really works for the tanks though; Solar Auxilia infantry look too much like diving suits (that we know to be awful and cumbersome) to get the same goal across.
>>98621214Idk, might be all that nogirlsallowed brotherhood stuff>>98621218To be fair they did have golden tau grade plot armor
>>98621238Idk but what if Slanesh looked like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and demanded copulation from you?
>>98621251To quote Joe…Don’t.
>>98621255I'm looking through the minis right now. The medicae looks nice and the old FW paintjob/minis are great as well. The Medusa Siege tank looks so fun as well. What are you thoughts on the heavy sentinel and fire batteries, think you can bash them in lore wise/design wise?
Terminators are so fucking cool
>>98621195chaos post slaanesh was impotent until the imperium handed it a bunch of realspace dwelling supersoldiers
>>98621296It's a shame the chaos terminators and the GK terminators didn't get a refresh because random space marine release waves have to take priority over everything.
>>98621299the imperium post slaanesh was impotent until chaos handed it a bunch of realspace dwelling demigods
>>98621309chaos terminators did get updated
>>98621255>urposes.>HH models are meant to be more ornamented and gaudyNope, it's the opposite.HH models are more industrial/dieselpunk and less gothic. More secular and less religious. More Antiquity coded than medieval coded.
the eldar literally tried to strangle angron in his cribbro went monty python rabbit on their asses as a small boy
>>98621218immediately after the fall?
>>98621345If only they had succeeded, the one thing those queer bastards got right.
>>98621284>Medusa can be run as a BasiliskThe HH Medusa and HH Basilisk are the same vehicle, just with a different main gun. It makes sense that a HH Basilisk is usable as a 40k Basilisk.>Heavy Sentinel can be played as an Armored SentinelThey're on the same base size, it's already done for you. Just make sure your weapons are "close enough" to the 40k datasheet.>Rapier fire support battery can be run as a field ordnance team with bombast cannons or rocket launchers>Rapier direct fire battery can be run as a heavy weapon squad with heavy bolters, lascannons or autocannonsRapier batteries don't have bases though, so ask your opponent on them, or glue them to the correct size bases (100mm for the Field Ordnance battery, 50mm for the Heavy Weapons Squad).The direct fire ones could also be used as Field Ordnance Batteries if you want the heavy lascannons on those.>>98621342I don't think you understood me.The presence of gold and colorful paintjobs on HH Auxilia vehicles is "ornamented and gaudy" vs everything being steel and khaki/olive drab on 40k guard vehicles.Side-by-side compare the HH Russ to the 40k Russ, the HH one is more decorative than the 40k one.That was my point.
>>98621345thanks for reminding how bad primarchwank is and why it should stay in its containment game.
>>98621345That Was So Epic I Unironically Clapped When I Heard About It The First Time On The Podcast!
Did you know the TAU once found a DREAD older than their entire civilization?
>>98621356They also tried to warn Ferrus, and Fulgrim about the heresy. I don't know why they didn't tap magnus's shoulder.
>>98621389the tau empire is so bigit even has tigers
>>98621365The HH auxilia vehicles are not more ornamented. They're just more riveted and detailed, but still industrial, in an Interwar period way.There's plenty of gaudy and plain paint schemes in both eras. The official ones just focus on different aspects.
>more necromunda shitzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz give out the codex roadmap already
my dog took a filthy necron right on the floor tried to clean it up with some toilet paper but i got a little eldar on my finger and got mad
>>98621472sucks when that happens bro
>>98618794How are the new Ork points in terms of balance? Im away right now so I havent been able to try out the new codex or points.Also I heard Orks have been running tournaments into the ground between the release of 11th with Armaggeddon until the new codex but I haven't really been feeling like they were OP but I dont use many competitive units so what lists exactly are breaking the game?
>>98621487currently orks can use equatorial hordes to scout forwards then waaagh advance and cahrge and just run over most lists, with a painboy adding a lot of survivability11e codex orks just have good stats and so many rules
> H*sbro gets mentioned and the thread goes from the normal shittery to full on psychosis shit flinging, hallucigenic shit posting, ironic meming, and posting about literal shitThe insidious PVWER of Chaos on full display. . .
Why do people hate 5ED so much? Wasn't it just an update to 4ED which in turn was refining 3ED rules?
>>98621487The codex and points just official came out, give it two weeks© and see how it shakes out. They're generally less durable but their shooting is way better, they're pretty fast and mobile too.
>>98621495Seems like a board size issue because Ive run into that a lot, a space wolf player near me has been taking scout units in his marine lists to do shit like that and turn 1 charge people with lightning assault detachmentBut do the new 11th points balance them out? Because stuff like deff dreads seem like they just got a straight nerf by not getting any buffs and longer benefiting from +1 Attack during a waaagh! and taking a +20 point increase
>>98621498DID YOU KNOW>Trazyn the infinite HAS A WHOLE ASS THUNDER WARRIOR AND A MOTHER FUCKING KRORK! IN HIS GOONCAVE?!
>>98621296I didn't like them until I built them. Now I like my chunky boys
>>98621502Dunno. I liked it, but it was also my first edition so I'm not familiar with what came before.
>>98621513Necrons don't masturbate
>>98618906The lack of a proper pelican equivalent pains me. Stormravens were the closest but they looked like pugs and storm eagles were resin abominations.
'member the time the TAU discovered DREADNOUGH that was OLDER than their ENTIRE CIVILIZATION??
>>98621436Again, I don't think you're understanding meGaudy isn't just paint. It's in the whole design. The rivet pattern on the 40k Russ is pragmatic around edges of plates with the framing on the inside.The rivet pattern on the HH Russ is ornamental because it is made of very large plates cut to suit the external frame (which is inverse to how they'd be built if the goal is cheap assembly, further leaning towards ornamentation) that leaves large spots in the middle of the plates which poses a risk of becoming weak spots for the tank armor.>t. have pushed rivets as a jobRivet work done for ornamentation looks a lot more like the HH Russ. Rivet work done for minimal cost and maximum practicality looks more like the 40k Russ.
did you KNOW the most DANGEROUS weapon in the imperium is a BIBLE?
>>98621502Only real complain about 5th is the LOS rules which can be fixed by just using 4th's.
>>98621568Has 40k ever used 2DLoS or was it always TLoS trash?
It’s a helluva thing being on page 8 and past the image limit, you never know how deep these waters can get.
>>98620745And yet you're all CUNTS
>>986215903rd and 4th used a system very similar to the current one. Area terrain was "infinitely high" if something was something like 3" inside of it, so you could hide stuff behind ruins or trees or stuff and you would be able to shoot out of it or into it if the unit was near the edge.
>>98621533I think your IRL experience is misleading here. The Vraks/HH IG desings are mean to be older tech, so GW added to them more rivets to suggest it.You know they don't make sense, but the intention wasn't to make them more ornate. Just more dieselpunk.A similiar example is the Dorn tank with its apparently cast turret and hull, yet still covered in rivets.The GW designers, and most people do not see as far as you here
Anyone know what time the SM FAQ thing is supposed to go up today? Did they even announce a time?
>>986215025e's core rules are slightly worse than 4e thanks to the tlos bullshit.Apart from the Dark Elar codex most of the books weren't great or were hilariously overpowered like IG GK and Necrons. Most factions didn't even get a codex. 3.5 has a more flavorful and fun Tyranid, ig, and csm book so those players don't care for 5e's downgrades unless they're powergaming guard players.Tau and eldar didn't get a 5e book. The space marine book was mid. Basically nobody except for DE have a strong reason to like the edition. Because the DE book was the best DE codex written and everything since then has been gimped or stripped down.
>>98621529It's where he keeps his goons, so it's a gooncave
>>98621672The BA 5e book was very good and fun (rules wise). The less said about the terrible WD rules BA got for 4e the better.
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