The Gitrog Monster Ate Her EditionPrevious: >>98653324>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: Any notable FRA cards you've found that you can slot in your decks?
>>98658947>TQNope. Not one, and I'm happier for it.
>walk into a new store >look at the players>immediately walk out something happened after covid to mtg players and its not good
>>98658970>After covidYeah, you saw what normal people look like, which contrasts heavily with how MtG players look.
>>98658970>after covidYou think it happened suddenly but the rot started more than a decade ago
>>98658982Everything goes back to Occupy Wall Street
>>98658987>tfw just got out of a tv thread about Occupy where I sperged at some dipshit for 4 hourslets not go down that road
>>98659003Sure, but just out of interest: do you agree or disagree?
>>98659011My stance was that the 2008 financial crisis and the bailouts were the end of America and any resistance to that situation is a good thing regardless of who it comes from.I thought it was a pretty reasonable stance to take, others disagreed.
Bald Danitha and white Yuriko look cool. The rakdos stuff, too. Karn for the stax if I'm lucky
>>98659012I think that's fairly reasonable, sure there are subtleties that might be debated but on the whole I agree.
guess I might end up dropping commander/mtg. I can't seem to keep a pod for very long. Typically I find a group, it's great, (higher powered 3s/mid 4s, but not cedh crazy). However, there's an issue. Half of them are burnouts that are broke and honestly, addicted to magic, the other half are just my price conservative. I made a Saruman deck, and blinged it out with $500~ worth of cards, suddenly how I make my money and how much I make becomes a piece of my rep. I don't even get to joke with the guy I've known for 2 years that often, because he's a die hard 'eat the rich' guy. I'm well off and make $800k a year, work 80 hours and I'm burning out, but it's fucking strange. I guess I should start dressing the part and picking up different hobbies..
>>98659050didnt try to sell us AI, fake numbers
>>98659050I think anyone who has attained any degree of financial success is probably intelligent enough to have dropped this game by now, which means the playerbase you are left with is a bunch of cave dwelling creatures such as myself.
>>98659012Very reductive take
>>98659050>Half of them are burnouts that are broke and honestly, addicted to magicThis has been the playerbase since the beginning. It's why WotC was allowed to fuck up nonstop for 30 years while still making money, because the addicts were unable to stop themselves and you could shit out 500 Coldsnaps and they would keep buying.
>>98659079yes that is the point, I am actively trying to pair it down so that we do not spiral into a discussion about it in this thread.
>>98659050>playing UBoh theres your problem
>>98659085When this is the way you choose to simplify it, all it does is make you look stupid and invite further argument.
>>98659050>the other half are just price conservative>complaining about literally the best people to play EDH with
>>98659091So anyway which non-UB commanders are you looking at?
>>98659050>a guy i play with is 'eat the rich'Quite literally the only issue in your whole sentenceReminder that japanese players earn less on average but still whales on tcgs and nips dont have lefty retards running around, picrel
>>98659082>the playerbase will buy 500 coldsnaps>ergo the playerbase bought tons of spidermanThanks for stating the obvious, some retards still refuse to see the truth
>>98658947>TQNothing really stood out this set. Genuinely impressively bad offerings this time around. Maybe this Gallia? I kind of like the haste enabling she gives and being able to give out 1/1 counters.
My friends buy too much product too. I buy way too much product but I at least prioritize my savings first. They'll straight up have zero in the account on friday, get paid, and drop 75 dollars on some stupid secret lair or whatever. Some people just don't plan ahead and live a series of crises.The game IS a gambling addiction. My only problem is I enjoy drafting too much at the store, which is where most of my bulk winds up coming from. I try to look at it like going for a night of drinks, it's social. Just really pathetic and ugly social.
>>98659117Unironically why UB sells so well. The people bitching and moaning are so addicted they buy it anyway, while you also rope in people that care about the UB IP.
>>98659012My only complaint would be that your stance glosses over the role that Reagan-era policies had in getting us to that point in the first place.
>>98659145this all goes back to the thirty years war
>>98659146But, during the Stone Ageā¦
>>98659145you dont get protests of thousands of people over policies that might lead to a financial crash 30 years in the futureyou may well be right, but it is outside of the scope of the discussion no matter which way you slice it.
>>98659174>you dont get protests of thousands of people over policies that might lead to a financial crash 30 years in the futureUnfortunately. Things would probably be a lot tidier.
Other things to do with mycosynth lattice aside from vandalblast, scrap mastery and that one dragon that steals everything?
>>98658970No the players have always been like that. While you were stuck at home being jabbed with needles between tendies you became intolerant of the LGS environment, or everyone you used to play with decided to become trans one day because theyāre sexually disturbed faggots.
>>98659206You got mass sacrifice and destruction but you were clearly missing exile. No more permanents ever again for anyone.
>>98659206Karn the great creator
>>98659206Go infinite with the artifact commander of your choice and a couple artifcat cost reducers?
r8
>>986592699/10I wish I was as good as klug
>>98656746You're not wrong, but also no.>>98659269Like the art style a lot, however, where's here giant monsters body, and don't like cards with no text, even when they're officially done.That's just my 2 cents.
>>98659347no one asked you, you dumb nigger kill yourself
>>98659347Thanks for your 2 cents, keep going strong king
>>98659347Your response has been noted
>>98659347I love goblins so much bros
>>98659347>>98659370>>98659378Samefag
>>98659347
>>98659385fagsame
This is my favorite Yosei combo
>>98659378I hope the Warcraft UB has a lot of mechanically great ones.And a proper skeleton commander, finally
>>98659389So Vraska is lesbian now?
>>98659389
>>98659389>jace dies>that makes him a trannyI do not understand what goes on in some of your heads
>>98659426Dying is gay
>>98659426He hijacked Tam's body. Ergo, he's a tranny.
>>98659427You know what, fair
>the ai troon is here to ruin the thread again
Reminder that Urabrask is still alive out there somewhere
>>98659428>He hijacked Tam's bodyNo he didn't and I think you know that.
white yuriko?
>>98659451I don't even know who Urabrask is. If it's a character from after Time Spiral I don't give a SINGLE fuck.
>>98659451This has been debunked
>>98659454I think shes still asian
>>98659462wow it's shit
>>98659462Seems pushed for a common.
She's still beautiful
>>98658947>TQ: Any notable FRA cards you've found that you can slot in your decks?I might put this guy in my mono green Azusa deck.
>>98659158You donāt have to tell me twice
>>98659462Didn't realize Tamiyo was trans too.
>>98659378>>98659347Which LGS do you play at, Vaush?
>>98659462>Emperor TamiyoRIP Wanderer
>>98659399Nice. Persist was one of my favorite mechanics. I wish they'd bring it back. A lot of my old favorites that used it got power crept.>pic related
Oh boy do love cheap cantrip utility artifacts that go in every deck ever. Especially at mythic so they really hit that supply/demand sweet spot.
Has anyone ever gotten their friend into magic, and they immediately buy $800 worth of all the cEDH staples thinking they'll win. Then proceed to lose every game because they paint a huge target on their back playing with cards. And when you try to explain how cards work and why they shouldn't even run a Thassa ad naus combo in their 6cmc average timmy battle cruiser deck they freak out and say you're being a nitpicking and toxic. Has this ever happened to you? I curb stomped him with sram mono white vehicles the other day against his najeela slop pile and he still doesn't get basic deck building principles that make all his decks fold to any interaction.
>>98659462>attacks a player aloneThis is new phrasing. Does it mean you can attack 3 players with 1 creature each and give them all double strike? It also would imply that you can't attack battles or planeswalkers and get double strike.
Where's Teferi?
>>98659482Who?
>>98659490I've never had a friend.
>>98659405Imagine spending all that mana for time stretch. Wouldnāt want something to happen, now would you?
>>98659488This is why (You) proxy
>>98659494Wakanda Forever
It has been over 3 years. Battles aren't coming back.
>>98659516hobbit eternal has at least two cards that refer to battles, someone at wotc tried to bring them back but was ASSASSINATED
>>98659516BUT BUT WE HAD THAT ONE WOLF LEGENDARY IN HOBBIT THAT SAID BATTLES ON IT JUST WAIT FOR THE DELAYED HOBBIT PRECONS
>>98659535there's also battle dilbo
>>98659482I don't know who that is.
>>98659490i bet your sram bullshit is a staple pile with a parhellion just around for the ride
>>98659543he's some gay cucked sexpest pedophile leftist (but I'm being redundant) looks like
>>98659535there were supposed to be hobbit precons?
The only new characters I like are Liesa (if she counts as new) and Obeka (time wizard punch ogre is breddy cool) Shame Gideon just has a kind of shit memorial card this set as his only real mention, miss that guy
>>98659535I still don't understand why they didn't have a battle in the setI wonder if it was removed last minute and that's why some card still say battle.
>>98659547Well that's dumb
>>98659462>Emperor Tamiyomay we see it
Is Edge of Eternities set in one big ass plane? I thought planes were like planets.
>>98659453You're right. Jace is just fully dead ass dead and Tam has his spark.
>>98659601It's not quite a plane, it's the ring around the blind eternities called the Edge.It's bullshit
>>98659614Oh thats even dumber than I thought. I assumed the blind eternities was a big void. It's just a bubble? That sucks.
>>98659539>NonlandSTOP THIS
>>98659583I wouldn't be shocked if there was a Battle of the Five Armies card that got cut
>>98659647That's what I mean yeah, it seems like a slam dunk to have it in a hobbit set.
>>98659608You're wrong. Jace had Vraska perform the operation so he could troon out into Tam.
>>98659664I think you want to troon out but you're afraid to tell anyone and this is your cry for help. Good luck with that.
>>98659670>chandra and nissa are lesbos>ral and tomik are gay>bolas is gay>alesha is a trannyBut jace - a guy you've always hated btw - being tranny is a bridge too far now? Lol
>>98659562Not sure, Iāve just heard that some sort of extra thing was supposed to drop with hobbit, either precons or another co-op thing like the TMNT play set but Jews of the Coast had to delay it for some reason.
>>98659494He's in prison.
>>98659712On fent
>Someone told me I can't cast a counter on a spell that can't be countered simply to get a cast trigger
>>98659635squall was too powerful, WB shouldn't be able to do half of what mono green can
>>98659737You can't, it wouldn't have a legal target and fail to be cast.
>>98659544I don't run game changers or esper in it so no it's mostly just vehicles and etb effects like spirited companion or aura removal like petrify,pacifism, darksteel mutation.
>>98659691No, but you're still closeted. Go and put on the dress and be free.
>>98659762You can cast counters on uncounterable spells in arena, they just fizzle.Chex mix autists. That's like saying you can't target in indestructible creature with murder. You can. It just does nothing.
>>98659739Seems kind of underwhelming to me, dunno how this proves mono green is OP or whatever.
>>98659768>no, you're right. It's not a bridge too far at all... Jace really did transition into Tam.>so... um, yeah fuck you *sniff*Concession accepted.
>>98659792Did you really have to resort to AI, dude?
>>98659768Run back to the -UB containment thread you kike tranny. Weāre still waiting for you to drop the doom wad of your local mosque.
>>98659801It's just a proxy for his lack of artistic talent relax
>>98659771this chud
>>98659805You can't do that. You need to pay for artist commissions for your fake cards.
Its kinda nice that for most tables edh is a power agnostic gameIf you sing like a card for any reason you don't really need to put it in your deck
>>98659614>>98659630It also falls into the trap of "the area between different fantasy planes is just outer space" that a lot of people who can't visualize the apple fall into
There are a few lore mentions of Echo Sorin and Avacyn...Will they be main set or part of the Jace Deck?
>>98659488I'd rather run Nevinyrral's disk.
>>98659269Keep seeing this thing spammed all over social media. Stop being a fag and trying to promote it here too
>>98659805No I'm not upset that he's proxying, I'm upset that he's purposefully making his proxies look like shit. At least Goblin Anon actually needs his AI slop to make up his deck, this dude is posting an already wildly popular cartoon that already has tons of art and screenshots that would have worked for that perfectly well.
>Monowhite deck>Is playing boardwipe tribal no winconEvery fucking time dude. How do people keep making decks like this without realizing it's the most annoying shit ever and doesn't even win?
>>98659853When you disincentize winning in edh because "casual" you naturally allow griefing as a consequence
>>98659844It's just a proxy for his lack of taste relax
>>98659853Shut the fuck up sissy. Does it resolve or not?
>>98659868You're mentally retarded.
>>98659871Uh oh melty
>>98659815Probably Jace deck, mainset non-PW Echoes seem to just be uncommons and I can't imagine they demote Avacyn to uncommon
>>98659844>At least Goblin Anon actually needs his AI slop to make up his deck,No I don't. I just need them for max fun.
>>98659881Nice chink cards.
>>98659881that demonic tutor makes me want to tutor her in return ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
>>98659881I kneel
>>98659881Yeah and you need them to be fun. Making fake screenshots of Smiling Friends isn't fun for anyone, that's fucking gay.
>>98659861I need to start filtering this image because 0% of posts that use it say something intelligent.
>>98659869No. Nothing you cast for the rest of the game will resolve either. Because you're playing monowhite boardwipe tribal with no wincon and have been in topdeck mode for 5 turns in a row.
>>98659917You wish you could filter removal.dec
>destiny's final shape expansion but Jace is the witness nowA lot of these alternate versions of characters don't make any sense at all
>>98659853What is the amount of board wipes needed to call it board wipe tribal?
>>9865993220. Doubly so when the deck has no plan for actually winning.
>>98659931They're not supposed to. They're based off what little jace actually knows about people. The echoed karn made mirrodin and just skipped past argentum, because jace either doesn't know or doesn't care about karn's past history with the plane
>>98659936Is "i hit you three times with avacyn for 24 commander damage" a viable wincon?"
>>98659940It's more of a wincon than Yume attacking 63 times, so yes I would count that as a wincon even if you're a fag for building it.
>>98659937>It's retarded on purpose!Lol I suppose that's the best Wotc can do these days huh?
>>98659881Vaush show us your hobgoblin wife again I need to goon.
>>98659882I may be a pervert, but I still own every card in all of my deck to swap out if someone REALLY has an issue with them or proxies in general.
>>98659948That's the only kind of cope I can think of, I guess, yeah. Because SURELY whoever wrote the legends article intentionally left out argentum, right?
>>98659269cool>>98659347lame>>98659378red player>>98659399chad>>98659462my wife
>>98659488this isn't close to an autoinclude
There are enough Legendary cats for all the cats, but who should I use as the Landlord? Garth one eye?
>>986599905c Karn duh
Only Japanese IP UB can save Magic.
>>98659990Thinking about it, King Kenny fits best>Human Noble>5C Slopor Infinite Guideline Station and make an alt that is the Apartment complex.
We need to stop printing wburgslop commander just for the sake of it.
>>98660019Liking anime is correlated with pedophilia.
>>98660038Uh huh
>>98660019Smart thinking sister, increasing Magic's share with transgenders will be an immense success, look at the Final Faggotry set's popularity with people of gender!
>>98660038Nice self report nonce, everyone knows that accusing all anime of being pedo shit unprompted is a desperate attempt to project pedophilic tendencies into others. We know what you are now fuck ass.
>>98659806Looks more like a woman than a "chud" but I guess that's Japanese media for you.
>>98660049>>98660051>the tranime is immunized against all threats- call him a weeaboo, a consoomer, a transgender, it all rolls off him like water off a duck's back. But call him a pedophile and you will be astounded at how quickly he recoils- "I've been found out!"
>>98660048Do you wanna bring up how many of your "it's just a drawing!!!" buddies went down for real life CP?
This is my favorite card in all of mtg. I own every version foil and non-foil. I wish there was a legendary version. Many cards have come close, but not a one has matched it. Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher is so goddamn close (not etb), same with Zoraline, Cosmos Caller (can't get lands, have to pay each time).Looking at Squall, Seed Mercenary, he is also close, but has to connect. Opinions on what "legendary sun titan adjacent creature is the best?
>>98660064Should I bring up the hordes of fags that loudly and unpromptedly complain about pedophila always ALWAYS end up getting caught with actual child porn or sex pesting underage girls?
>>98659947Now my Avacyn deck is no longer board wipe tribal but it still has 11 board wipes of various flavor and its wincon is that I wipe your board and then the big girl is going to come punch you in the dick and you can either scoop or just take it but you won't get a viable board again because she's now equipped with Worldslayer.
>>98660079>sun titan chadmy niggaI really like Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher even with the loss of jeweled lotus its amazing I also like Elenda, the Dusk Rose, as a commander in an aristocrats deck taking advantage of all the other sun titan likes
>>98660086>alwaysCope
>>98660113why don't you take a seat...
>>98660109>Carmen, Cruel SkymarcherYes, I am leaning hard on her side. She can gain you random life and get bigs as fuck for a random kill. The problem is, many people will start to sweat once she is a 9/9 with flying and will toss random removal at her. Something Sun Titan tends to dodge because he is a ground pounder. Zoraline is so goddamn close but the nonland caveat, FUCK. The Finiltay counter can be dealt with easily enough and are even a bonus with some cards, but not getting lands, god damn it.
>>98659990If you want the objectively best answer.
>>98660143>Landlord has a shapeshifting cock>Morophon even has his faceFuck
>>98659881What if the one ring was a hula hoop?
Where the fucks my Hydra and Kraken Rosewater. They better not be Jace token slop.
>>98660154I'll probably go back to these gens and tweak and work on that this weekend. Does seems like a fun idea. .
>>98660059>meanwhile, manliness in the west:
>>98660079
>>98660061Absolutely mindbroken
>>98660212Who, Garnet has a cute little butt in this art. How rare, her breast look strange though.
I've seen enough, RELEASE ANOTHER TOLKIENVERSE UB
>>98660212Holy waifu, I'm buying this card, I don't give a fuck what it transforms in to
>>98660235I wonder what the prompts was like>No, no, her butt is too big, make it smaller, the crease between her buttcheeks is to apparent! Look, her cleavage line it to visible, make it smaller, almost a uniboob. The other charter? What's her name? Who cares, the loli coded one, make her as featureless as you can. No, no, that's still to sexual!
>>98660183>mechanic that creates a token type no other mechanic has ever createdWe all knew it was going to be planeswalker, but holy shit no one could have predicted what absolute AIDS was about to be inflicted on the set
>>98660231Gib Silmarillion setGib Ancalagon the Black, a 15/15 flying, trample, protection from elves and gods, dragon who has a death trigger that destroys all lands.
>>98660095Avacyn + Worldslayer is a perfectly respectable wincon. It's dare I say, based.Starkly contrasting the average Avacyn deck which usually has at least one interaction involving "Well I fell hopelessly behind on tempo because I built my deck like shit, so I'll just cast Armageddon on a board with only Weathered Wayfarer and Knight of the White Orchid, because it's my only legal game action."
>>98660079I'm a Sun Titan fan myself and I can say that Squall is your best bet, but only if you're willing to go hard voltron/stax. >but has to connectActually easy to do in Orzhov. Cover of Darkness, the multitude of Mother of Rune effects, Edict effects on bodies, Swords of XY, Trailblazers Boors, Access Tunnel, Rogue's Passage, and thats just on top of my head.
i pulled a random cardits a card from my gay kings deckwhat is it?
>>98659844Youāve spent more effort whining than I did making it, i said āresearch pim from smiling friends and make a cardā
>im having fun foglooping noobs>fellow oldhead pulls the mycosynth lattice vandalblast he wrecked our shit and i felt like i was playing prebackets again, was a fun game
>>98660342This didn't happen, by the way.
>>98660344yes it did
>>98660342I watched this happen except the person casting Vandalblast was different from the person who cast Mycosynth Lattice. The person who cast Lattice was going for a Karn lock then when Karn was on the stack the Madcap player cast Quicken into overload Vandalblast.
>>98660340Typing doesn't take any effort at all, retard.
>>98660364This has been debunked>>98660370This is based on true events.
>>98658947>Any notable FRA cards you've found that you can slot in your decks?Haven't been looking at the previews much. Did they make a Gisa yet or is she getting shafted from this set?
Choose, young planeswalker.
>>98660460Depends what I have on board, but most of the time, I'll select mainphase
>>98660460This thing's actually backbreaking to anything but a non-combat deck desu. Combat decks still need draws and mains.
I wonder how the -UB thread feels about Reality Fracture. The set looks like major ass but they have to praise it for simply being UW
>>98660477I'm anti UB and I think this new set looks awful.I'm also generally anti-MTG at the moment, thougheverbeit.
>>98660477It has some of the stuff the anti-UB types cry about>OMG SO MANY LEGENDSI've barely seen any non-legends from this set. It's marvel level.
>>98660460This isn't worth 30 dollars to break my pods balls
>>98660460Shock
>>98660477It's mostly the same as this thread except the schizo shrieking about trannies is more noticeable because he's half the posts
>>98660531>Implying it's one person
>>98660477Is the anti-ub thread free of ai spamming pedos? Maybe I'll go there
>>98660541This troon faggot >>98659389 posts the same bait in the other thread when he's not satisfied with the responses here
>>98660578But enough about the Final Faggotry anon that thinks Cloud is a tranny
>>98659347Ruined by the tramp stamp tbqh
>>98659347where's my Wort, Boggart Auntie proxy where she's a chainsmoking baddie in a trashy house?
What happened?
>>98659940That's just a normal combat damage wincon anon
>>98660677You're going to have to hold yourself over with this old token for now.>>98660674https://files.catbox.moe/f0qiug.pngI think more magical tramp stamp tbqh, but did try other things.
>>986606912nd one is better
>>98660689not so fast
>>98660691smoking is gross
>>98660691smoking is great
>>98660648You reek of reddit. Not a single original comment in your brain
>>98660691Right side looks hot as fuck. Left sides waist belt thing looks goofy
The One Ring is going to become a $1000+ card, right?
>>98660724Maybe in like 20 years. It was printed a lot, at lot more than other 1000 dollar cards.
>>98659050>price conservativethe term is price sensitive, chuddie
Mindbreak Trap
>>98659462>not empress tamiyouh guise?
>>98659488Doesn't cantrip tho
>>98659488You know there was a period in time where Magic players were better at card evaluation compared to YGO players.
>>98659881how am I supposed to tell these apart on the battlefield?>>98660154no, they all need to look the same
>>98660741tamiyo and wanderer are both trannies xim/xers
>>98660750>how am I supposed to tell these apart on the battlefield?Ask if you really can't
>>98660751I knew about wanderer but was tamiyo always like that too?
>>98660756surely that will not become annoying to the table after the tenth time a round
>>98660760If your memory is really that bad, magic might not be the game for you. You'll encounter this problem with every card not in your own deck regardless of art in nearly every game.>Is that krenko 1, krenko 2, or krenko 3 in his dozen printings? Why aren't people just using what I can tell at a glance.Bad argument. Sorry, just is.
>>98660741Moonfolks have no gender
>>98660707And you're hella mad that jace became a tranny lmao
>>98660768>You'll encounter this problem with every card not in your own deck regardless of art in nearly every game.incorrect but also there is a difference between cards looking alike and cards having random art and still be distinguishable at a glance from one another but maybe you are unable to differentiate nuances like that
any good games tonight, you dummies DO play commander in person RIGHT or you just complain on here
>>98659050
>>98660796>>98660805and there it is
>>98660801I do, but I play on tuesdays
>>98659090actually, this has been debunked.LOTR inspired both DnD and by extension MTG (and by extension Final Fantasy as well) so really its like universe within, 2nd party. hope this helps
>Emperor >SheWhich one Rosewater
Technically this guy is still alive
>>98660799The one ring, goblin wizard, and roaming throne don't look alike and they are the things that will remain on the board. Don't think you should be talking about seeing nuance there.Unless all you can see is horns and that genuinely confuses you. Which all boils down to is, it's not my problem. I'll politely remind you as many times as you ask, but if you can't remember after the first two times, that's entirely a you problem.
>>98660796>a combat trick that requires 4 fucking mana and an artifact and enchantment in play to even be in the ballpark of sub optimal rather than being total laughable dogshit that doesn't even have the decency to carry over to later rounds
>>98660796Give us more KaitoxWanderer
What are the gets from regular fracture boosters? Im assuming the surge foils and special shattered glass art are collector exclusive
>>98659465Underrated post holy kek
>>98659881the butthole is a nice touch on the d-toot
Is Bello kino? I want another bracket 3-4 deck to not blow out the LGS pods that are lower power level. I've been really enjoying henzie with no GCs or tutors so far. It feels very fair having to swing in with shit.
>>98660824Well of course, he's indestructible.
>>98660888Commander for woman
>>98660887I honestly should to edit it out and reprint it, but not like people see it as its cast and just into the graveyard. That and I think its cute too.>>98660888Can't really call the #33 ranked commander as kino. He's not unpopular. He's very good.That aside, if you like him, play him. That simple.
>>98659739you mean what mono white can do no problem>>98659806a great b/w commander and far more interesting than yet another Jabari jibroni blue white black knights deck >>98659488oo mono green board wipe for TOSKILarry Niven's disk is good but sometimes too broad
Hey yall what are some stack interaction options in mono green? Had an Azula combo storm off in my face and I couldn't find anything to interruptIs there a Krosan Grip for creachures
>>98660941Tell the pod that azula is the threat
>>98660941>Is there a (card with notoriously horribly designed keyword) but (usable on a drastically more common card type)Unfortunately the answer is "yes".>Is there a version that's also a color pie break in green?No. Unless you count Legolas's Quick Reflexes.
>>98660944I tried but my Beast Within got couterspelled, my Ram Through got Guardianshipped>>98660971Fuark I suppose I'll try and prevent her from getting a combo turn next time Cool shout on VATS though im putting that in my Braids deck
Break it to me. Sheās total crap unless you use the Jace shit right?
Can I sac treasures for colours that are outside of my commanders colour identity?
>>98661027Yes.
>>98661034Excellent, time for some sunburst
>>98660990>87 cards where the card types include āplaneswalkerā and the color identity ā¤ GUgo ahead and do your own research
>>98659050Brother, this is a shit game for trannies and the lower classesIt's a bummer, but you should only involve yourself with your own class
>>98661046I did. You sink 5-6 mana into a shitty planeswalker that does next to nothing before someone rams a creature into it.
>>98660683(((Them)))
>>98660990Bro you're in counter doubler gaysimic the deck plays by itself.
>>98660990Most planeswalkers have -8 win the game, anon. This card is toilet paper.
>>98661061You're gay
>>98661087Name 10
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>>98661108
>>98661108tezzeret betrayer of fleshtamiyo field reseacher tefari hero of dominarianicol bolas dragon godtamiyo the moon sagevivien reidral zarekdovin baanvenser the sojouner nissa revanejace unravler of secretstezzeret master of metaljace architect of thoughti would rather ult any of these instead of making a hexproof 9/9. not even mentioning the both simic kioras that make more bodies for the same or less loyalty. not mentioning numerous sans blue and green planeswalkers that also do better for 8 loyality. anon asked and i answered. card is shit from a butt and not even a great limited signpost>t-those don't technically win you the gamechoke on my cock poindexter
The Great Filter
Reality Fracture worst nightmare
>>98659869Is that hulk with a ring on his finger? MTG characters are so retarded Lmao
Uh you don't get to bring planesissies
>>98660824old bastards live forever it is real and canon
>>98660079>own every version foil and non-foilEvery language? I doubt it.
I'll pass
>>98660990>>98661061I think the Aetherspark works here. +1 to attach it to a creature. Swing in, Kiora untaps it and makes it unblockable. Aetherspark gets free counters on the hit. Kaito, Cunning Infiltrator gets a similar benefit, though not quite as drastic.I don't know if the 8/8 leviathans are the best payoff, but there's probably a gameplan there with using Kiora as a way to get combat damage triggers alongside planeswalkers that already lean into that gameplan in some way.Could also be a fun opportunity to use some planeswalkers that lack good ults but are otherwise good at sticking around or gaining counters.
do you have a celes proxy with a leotard?
>>98661247here anon, made one 4 u
>>98661333she cute
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>98661176If the humanoid part of an Archon has sex with the non-humanoid part, is it masturbation?
He's been gunning down your shitty tiny commander and your gay utility creatures since 2010. One of the best to ever do it.
>>98659145>>98659146>>98659158It's that motherfucker Tiktaalik's fault.If that stupid ass fish stayed in the water, none of this would've happened.
>>98660971>uncounterable assymetrical boardwipe if you play Mahanice
>>98660990Nah, she seems to be a decent superfriends Commander if you run all the counter doublers green has access to.
>>98661153Literally only one is usable if Kiora is the commander.
>>98660990I want to sex the fish lady.
>blizzcon opening ceremony in about 4 hoursAre you ready?
>>98661333uhhh chud, thos breast are too big and too defined. This are is transfobic!
>>98661507Yeah tim I guess a 6 mana lightning bolt is pretty cool
>>98661802Retard
>>98661802
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>>98661167Why do it once?
>>98659105>and nips dont have lefty retards running around, picrelIf you haven't watched japanese TV in the lat 8 years, this is already happening with the nip's feminist movement infecting all TV spaces.
my LGS has put in sale some final fantasy commander decks, including pick related.It's 58$ on my lgs right now but i found that amazon sells it for 77$ and other lgs sell it for over 100$.How upgradeable is this precon?
>>98662234The precon itself is pretty dogshit. It's carried hard by Yshtola herself. But it will give you your basic staples and a few fun, on-theme spells.
>>98662234The precon is terrible you're better off buying Yshtola as a single and slapping together esper goodstuff from your bulk
>>98662242>>98662243>The precon itself is pretty dogshit.>The precon is terrible Really?well shit I thought at least it was a decent deck. No wonder those precons are going on sale. I honestly thought it was worth buying it for some staples and the collector booster
>>98662248If you like it, buy it. It's not a powerful as esper goodstuff bullshit can be, but it has some fun stuff that fits the Final Fantasy theme.
>>98658947>TQI'm debating if the new Emrakul is worth putting in my Zhulodok deck. It looks like she's strong as a fat body with flying and trample, since she's basically "free" with untapping all lands. That way I could get more cascades in a turn. Thoughts?
A guy at my lgs that used to lose all the time has built a vivi deck and is now suddenly the #1 threat 24/7What are the best pieces of spellslinger hate I can run in my decks to make vivi's life miserable
>>98662253>What are the best pieces of spellslinger hate I can run in my decks to make vivi's life miserablewhat colors?
>>98662254Any
>>98662253Reaper, King no More or any other thing that shits out -1/-1 counters to prevent Vivi's +1/+1 counters from netting him tons of mana.Or go into white and get the Wanderer from War of the Spark and/or Blessed Sanctuary, both of which prevents all noncombat damage to you.
>>98662253>>98662255Is this alrighty?
>>98662253BlossombindArcane laboratory Archon of EmeriaHigh noonRule of law
I amass my Jace
are there any really funny cards for him? I have a pretty solid list, but I want a few more fun and splashy cards that aren't optimal.
>>98659832Same, and I hardly use social media
>>98659529Im building this woof, anyone else?
>>98662253You know the rule.
>>98662253You were already recommended a ton of Rule of Law effects and those work, but I've noticed that unless the other two players are extremely bad (very common, so this advice might not be necessary) they tend to end up losing you the game as someone else overtakes you while your deck is flooded with stax pieces aimed at one guy.For a more versatile option, Swords to Plowshares target Vivi.The same way Legacy players do it.
>>98662234Get it anon, support your LGS. Make the owner happy
>>98661167Wonder if similar cards will spike in price
>>98660888Yes, trash panda is very powerful. Just lost to it last night
>>98660079give squall horsemanship or some other unblock able ability. sun titan is dope you can also just rule 0 him as commander, I was planning on making a deck like that for the 'monger
>>98661167A 5 mana boardwipe played for a single planeswalker token?
>>98660857Probably just the super slim chance for a special guest card
>>98659490Help him out, sit him down and explain the situation to him, make sure he knows your just trying to help because hes the homie. Do it outside of a game
>>98662251Obviously good. At worst it's colorless ramp that doesn't even lock you off of casting it later.
New dog
>>98662603Simple but useful
>>98662603Ah good, another infinite flicker generator, that's what we needed
>>98660079can sun titan bring back lands from the grave?
>>98662642Are land cards permanents that are mana value 3 or less?
>>98662652Lands have no mana value so i dont know if a permanent with no mana value counts since there is shit like tormods crypt with 0 mana value in its cost
>>98662638It's cast, it doesn't go infinite
So we've had Seething Song, but what about Coping Song?
>>98662676>>98662642PERMANENT WITH MANA VALUE 3 or LESSLANDS ARE PERMANENTS WITH MANA VALUE 00 is LESS THAN 3hope this helps
>>98662708ill one up you, how about DILATING SONGlegendary creature, pReddit r/MAGICtcg moderatortrample tap to groom minor about LGBTQ+P propaganda (target player discards a card)
>>98662709calm down anon, I come from yugioh/pokemon and I just started playing commander mtg early this year so i am still learning about the rules (there is a shit ton of rules for this game).
>>98662725You forgot>gains 1 infect counter.
>>98662742Not him, but the mantra "reading the card explains the card" 99.99% of the time. There are some super rare exceptions, but in general the mantra holds true. Sun Titan saying "permanent with 3 or less mana" is super simple.>lands are permanents since they stay on the battlefield >3 or less mana = there is no mana cost on a land card, so it's quite literally less than 3You'll get used to it over time.
>>98662766Damn, comboing it with a blinking effect to bring one of those lands that destroy another land over and over would be cool as fuck.
Concession Stan 4WWCreature - Human AdvisorFlashWhen you cast Concession Stan from your hand, you gain an emblem with "Players may only conceed as a sorcery and only once per turn."3W, T: Target player can't lose the game or conceed until end of turn. Counter any number of target concessions. "Always conceed responsibly."
>>98662779There's a lot of silly things you can do, like looping wasteland/strip mine, or constantly reusing a fetch land. If you want to focus on lands being silly in your graveyard, look at Crucible of Worlds and Icetill Explorer.
>>98662942>Picks up my cards and leaves
>>98661717I won't be watching, but give me the gobs
Who combat control here? I'm trying to make my Pramikon deck more effective when it's down to 1v1. https://archidekt.com/decks/26323854/live_at_the_sky_rampart_one_direction
>>98663084I think the most thematic way to do it would be a Mindslaver lock.
>>98662942these always sounds kinda childish since you can just >>98663034I understand you got mad someone conceeded when you attacked with your lifelinkers or something but there's not much you can do
>>98662332I use tolarian entrancer and tempting licid to gain control of all opponent's creatures
I slapped together a celes list what the fuck this is too strong
I miss cute girls on magic cards.
>>98663558always hated this art
Whoa whoa whoa let's not get carried away here. White can't return a LAND to the battlefield for ONLY 5 mana let's not get out of hand here!
>>98663590oh my god just shut up
>>98660677Don't know if these are "baddie" enough for you, but take 'em or leave 'em.
So did we get anything from that Blizzard thing? >>98653752
>>98663685UB: Starcraft (not WoW)
>>98663084Combat control is the chad way to play control
>>98663694this would actually be basado
>>98663609You're too based for these threads nigga
>>98663609Kill yourself. Right now.
>>98663609Alright, I like that Wort Auntie. Give her a big nose and it be perfect.
>>98663749>big noseHe doesn't do actual goblins, sorry bud.
>Sanderson's previews of Gallia are all over social media and still not on Scryfall
>>98663609smoking fetishists deserve the rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QivmStSgeCEI want to make a Final Fantasy deck but with New Capenna-framed proxies
>>98663831post it
>>98663749It didn't morph her nose so well so I just made another.
>>98663905>>98663609>knows no one wants these>knows no one will use these>knows no one will even save them >still wastes his time doing "requests" holy cuck batman
>>98663905Now it's perfect. Especially the one on the right. Thanks goblin guy.
>>98663937>>98663937>>98663937New thread
>>98663930Everything do we in life that we don't get paid for is a "waste of time."
>>98662603This will be utter bullshit with Kwia Vigorbloom.
>>98662690Not infinite, but if this bitch ever gets a hold of it, it's gonna be utter bullshit.
