Smol Beaning EditionPrevious: >>98776738>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: what are your smol bean 'nonthreatening' decks?
>>98781917>TQnone, losing because people found my scary feels better than begging in a game with zero stakes.to interpret the question differently, the deck my enemies consistently underestimate is Kediss/Tevesh because it doesn't really do anything it just takes whatever someone else is doing and wins with it. some people get spooked by the ult on Tvesh but honestly i dont think I've ever used it.
Here's what I'm cooking chat>steal a youtubers one drop green deck>make my commander Nylea, Keen-Eyed>add two drops>???>ramp into big boys
>>98781917>TQ: what are your smol bean 'nonthreatening' decks?My Jenara Walls deck. Pillowfort/control with walls and a it combos with pretty much every creature in the deck.
>>98781945she cute
>>98781945They will never, EVER, do art like this again
edhg, today I put 80 counters on skullbriar in one effect with terrasymbiosis out and decided not to deck myself. I'm sure you'll say I should have.
holy SHIT that art is bad
>>98781917>TQ: what are your smol bean 'nonthreatening' decks?Yarok attractions. Scratches my 'tism itch oh so perfectly. I'm just sitting here rolling dice to visit my attractions every turn don't mind me
>>98781917Shit TQ. If you do this you're a retard praying people can't read your cards.
>>98782031>women artist>black women>1/3 frizzy haired hoe>1/3 corn rows>1/3 baldFucking kek. It's like Harold McNeil was the artist.
>>98782044the fuck you mean "don't mind me" you have priority retard we have to sit here and wait for you to perform your little autistic fidget cube rituals.
>TQHe's just trying to find his stick man.
why are attractions so blue-black-coded
>>98781917guys... my deck got banned from bracket 2 tournaments in my lgs for bringing pic related as my commander and Liquimetal Coating/Torque.The moment i started hitting my opponent's lands, mjy opponents started crying cause of "muh mana denial"
>>98782057lmao you're not wrong. Once I get like 10+ attractions out it can get a little bothersome. One time I had *all* of them out due to reanimating my graveyard and I felt SO BAD on my next turn
>>98782086Ugh yeah it was awful trying to find a commander to make it work. I really wanted to do a Mr House attractions deck but I think there were only like 11 or so cards that open an attraction in his colors. Yarok apparently is a REALLY good choice due to how like 99% of them are EtB triggers
>>98782104>The moment i started hitting my opponent's lands, mjy opponents started crying cause of "muh mana denial"assuming this happened please tell them about gavin's definition so you don't have to suffer fools anymore
Think I'll get away with this?
>>98782192For a little bit. But you'll eat removal pretty quickly.
>>98782104You can't get extra combats or double his attack trigger outside of, what, the Genji Glove? And for copying the ability it's like, Strionic Resonator? Peter Parker's Camera? The blue Gogo? (that could actually be kind of scary with a ton of lands in play) You can tutor all 4 of those cards in Simic, so maybe I'm underestimating the line. But also maybe your playgroup is a bunch of babies who can't deal with a creature that has no inherent protection using a 2 card combo to achieve 1/3 of a Rampant Growth's worth of mana advantage once per round. I do respect your reverse small-beaning and painting a target on yourself, though.
>>98782363https://moxfield.com/cards/yjpgN-swinging-shipeveryone forgets swinging ship...
>>98782363wait a minute no those combos don't even work because the Liquimetal Coating would only be targeting one land per round. so you'd need to have like, Mycosynth Lattice in play to truly go off. >>98782104also torque can't hit lands but it could hit any of your opponents' other permanents which is still pretty sweet
>>98782390i think the point of the kellan poster was that his pod was crying over a convoluted stone rain every turn cycle
>>98782154>>98782363I was dealing with tricolor decks with no sinergy at all but instead running a lot of goodstuff in their deck but the moment I started fucking up the mardu guy by blowing his white mana so he couldn't drop his elspeth dragon slayer, that's when they started crying about being an asshole for bringing land denial and they even called the fucking owner and organizers. One of them literally said "well, it's a 4 player free4all game but if the other three players see someone getting the upper hand... well, you know what to do"the rest of the game was a 3v1 so in the end i got fucked in the ass
>>98782406the more i hear people cry about targeted land destruction the more i want to build this guy
Why does he post Toski every thread?
>>98782483Why not?
>attacking the weakest player is bad>making the right tactical moves is bad>watching for missed triggers is badhttps://youtu.be/ZLP-bbdlvZI?t=422LOLWUT? Why even rules at this point then?
>>98782483Why does that one fag say 30 life is better than 40?
>>98782496I mean I did ask him, but he didn't reply
>>98782501Exactly. He never does.
>>98782488Yes, because if everyone was showing up just to win, you would all be playing 4c sludge and holding the game hostage if everyone doesn't agree to a draw. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>98782506>holding the game hostage if everyone doesn't agree to a drawno you pick a guy to kingmake, simple asfunny how you claim people shouldn't just play to win but refuse to kingmake and give away 'irrelevant' wins
>>98782506There's a difference between a cutthroat competitive player, although "competitive" in magic is ALWAYS angle shooting cheating but I digress, and simply not following the rules>i tap my swamp and cast Progenitus :)Uh bro you need multiple colours and multiple lands>oh stop being such a tryhard, lands can tap for any mana and any colour
>>98782515>What's even the point of the rules if you're not trying to win?>Okay then you should be playing to win>No not like that
>>98781032This but unironically
>>98782530this but ironically
>>98782539this but sub atomically
Bros how would I create an actually viable B3-ish fungus deck?
>>98782553Stuff it full of all the expensive green staples/GCs and call it a day.
>>98782544Okay but enough about my penis.
>>98782553No idea, but I would love to see you try
I have discovered rule jank known as "layers"The general gist is you copy Yue, the legend effect triggers, you kill the copy and it becomes a land but can still copy a different creature than Yue and essentially become a land with that creature's abilities.
>>98782483>>98782501because they are bots
>>98782592That's crazy what cool stuff can you do with it?
>>98782592but only once since the land still gets the same name and is legendary, unless you just want etbs
>>98782592correct, yue is a hilarious and fun cummander>>98782618you tap your platinum angel for colorless mana to pay for your next clone
>>98782643Why is the clone land not named moon also
>>98782618You can get infinite landfall triggers pretty easy for starters. Making lands with creature abilities can get super wacky
>>98782592>>98782650Huh, I had no idea that worked that way. I wouldn't have thought the copy would get the on death come back as a land trigger. My current favorite mono blue deck or Orvar and this sounds like it can do what he does but storing everything on moons which is pretty cool. You got a list?
Can I put Tainted strike in my Prossh in bracket 3?
>>98782650those clones should be dead since they are legendary and have the same name
>>98782747yes
