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How's your collage progress, anons?
>>98814182Deciding whether or not to use the scouts or the redemptor. The dred is build but these scouts are taking it out of me
>>98814182It's not going well. Starting on my hellblasters is such a daunting task. I've heard how time consuming they can be.
I'm once again asking for last years october collage. I've completely blanked on what I did for it.
Kill Chaos
people said that grav assault force was a bad detatchment, while it worked pretty well
>>98814182Nearly done. Just some touchups now that I'll put off until the very last minute
>>98814256That is beautiful. Is that 3D printed or a recast piece?I need to know what metallic paints you have used and did you use an oil wash for that rhino?
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98814286How much money have you spent on Vtubers.
>>98814286as someone who watches vwhores i can certainly say that rat has nothing to do with warhammer, at the very least karen calanni build and painted models on stream
HORUUUUUUUUUS
>>98814286>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
make it go back
>>98814286She's either ugly irl or she's got a husband and kids in secret. I don't understand why people worship these anime whores.
>>98814268Thanks! It's a recast. I used enamel washes for everything; a black one for the plasma cannon and a reductive AK dark vehicle wash on the rhino. The gunmetal is VMC burnt iron with a drybrush of TTC mythril blade and the trim is just PA bronze which I still need to tidy up, wash and highlight.
>>98814344Anon the point of a DC chaplain is that he's not lost to the black rage
>>98814347is he australian or what I don't get it
us blood angels we have two different kinds of autistic fit and do NOT mix them up or I will show you the wrath of the brown meltdown
>>98814379damn you're right, I faced vs. two different Blood Angels players but it never occurred to me
>>98814182Base coat is done. Still need to do all the detailing work.
>>98814344I love game photos where they are taken at "on the ground angles" if that makes sense. I don't know what the proper term is. Imagine commissioning an artist to make a more "intense rendition" of a photo like this? I'm surprised pics like that aren't common in the Warhammer community.
>>98814182I'm gonna paint a 3D printed plasma gun and then add a silly skeleton to it if I can find it.
>>98814231the best collage imo until the space wolf one
>>98814415Oh right now I remember. Thanks anon. That was a good month.
>>98814389Yes the ratfag is Australian hence all of the Queensland shitposting
>>98814415Man i was so unenthusiastic when I painted my model for that collage, I think the month before was the same too, 2 shitty submissions
>>98814415I like how the collages are like mostly white/grey/black backgrounds and then its just boom here is a yellowed picture from white dwarf volume 45 1993
>>98814458Honestly dont know how he manages to make it look so vintage, i tried to emulate that look in the last collage and just didn't get close to the based vintage anon
>>98814244Grav ass is great if you're running 2+ tanks, anyone telling you otherwise is retarded
>>98814403Low-angle would be right, I take photos during every single one of my games so I got about 50 games now with 30-40 photos each.
>>98814379And the point of Lemartes is that he is, he's just cognicent enough to not get put down
>>98814451Ratfag isn't even the root cause of the QUEENSLANDER posting, there's just that many of us in here.
>>98814403given its a gsc bro that does it it inspires me to keep painting my large backlog of gsc
I got a discount coupon I can use to buy a box withshould I get Kommando or Wrecka Klew to fill out my launch box Orks army?
>>98814502hes not, it mostly come from the Detective™ who posts a few images from state of origin
>>98814509get the wrecka box, the starter side for orks has fuck all anti vehicle in it. also you could probably build one variant, get a box of old nobz and convert them to build the other squad
>>98814513I dont have a single nobz unitif anything I dont have anything orks outside of the launch boxI was going to wait until new nobz come out to get like 20 of thosesame with meganobz
>>98814518do what you want but id suggest getting the wrecka box over the kommandos. also im not sure if they are going to refresh meganobz this time around
Friendly reminder that "Mon'keigh" is, in fact, a slur, which roughly translates to "vermin".
>>98814475and against shooting armies like IW, it did it's job quite well
>>98814523not monkey?
>>98814523It describes a sort of bogeyman, so as slurs go it's closer to "spook".
>tfw no more codex releases for this yearxenosbros we remain JUSTed
>>98814543orks had the first codex though
>>98814550the only real xenos are tyranids and taugenecults are infected humansvotann are dwarfs, and abhumanseldar are elvesorks are orcsnecrons look too human
>>98814522I end up just buying box of grot and Squighog Boyz instead;__; did I du gud?
>>98814543If anything, sisters and guard are the most screwed over by this because they are in a very bad spot right now. Chaos armies too to a lesser extent.
>>98814555>should i buy one or the other?>buy the latter option>nah actually im just going to buy something else entirelyyou might be retarded anon, im sorry to break it to you. squighog boyz could be fun though, dont know how much they changed between 10th and 11th
>>98814177I wrote a bit on /my-dudes/, its 3rd person narrative but I guess it could be a survivor or witness telling a story. They're a viking themed Nidzilla "fleet".The Jötunnhive is the near dead carcass of a lone Hiveship that crashed into and through the polar ice cap of a world on the fringes of imperial space.The Hiveship moves slowly in the deep polar ocean below the ice sheet, evading detection while devoting most available resources to healing its wounds and preparing to produce the structures necessary to allow the hive ship to return to space and spawn a new fleet.As such the hiveship is not willing to waste resources on disposable troops has shifted all spawning to the largest most resilient breeds modified with additional regeneration genomes to allow them to both survive the extreme polar cold as well as being capable of withdrawing and quickly healing from a lost battle.Consequently carnifexs are the smallest of the Jötunn encountered by the world's defenders, raiding further and further south each season as more land is conquered and stripped to feed the ravenous Hiveship.Each monster is a veteran, gargantuan guerillas attacking vulnerable targets then fading into the wilderness before a strong retaliation can be mustered.Distinctive markings and apparently unique symbiote weapons have produced a catalogue of characters whose reputations precede them in fearful rumours.Some already known, the Swarmlord spawned to be the mastermind of their careful attacks, "Prowling Anguish" the Stonecrusher, demolisher of fortifications.The Tyrannofex "Howling Shard", an ace of armoured combat and expert at halting an armoured column’s pursuit.The Malceptor "Sorrows Echo" spreads a psychic miasma of creeping dread that can kill without ever breaching a wall.
>>98814455Don't be so hard on yourself im sure your submissions look great
>>98814529Eldar moms tell their kids to behave or the big, smelly, noisy ape-men will get them.
>>98814575permanent means permanent
>>98814575Excuse me, but Marines are more quiet and stealthy than Eldar and move even faster then their eyes can perceive.
>>98814527That's the joke. But in universe its an insult like vermin
>>98814415It's a long-shot but I wonder how did that Genestealer Anon made the pumpkin head for his atalan jackal.
>>98814586I think its a 3rd party bit, probably from GS world
>>98814586>>98814631Or nah on closer inspection its 100% green stuff
>>98814543tfw CSM wont get its codex until 2028they are just keeping it for quarterly sell bumpI bet they are going to release some iron warrior battleforge with all the rhino chassisjust to get rid of the left over spruce before legend them all in 11th codex
Torchstar is a canonical shortstackimagine the sex
>>98814635>>98814631>>98814635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6F6pWjJuQAI want to do something similar, I got this guide but I'll be using milliput instead. I wonder if it'll work just the same.
>>98814663Canonical tau women all look like old dried up leather couches and not the anime you spend all day fapping to
>>98814670Modern GW canon is gay lame.Only goycattle like it.
>>98814663>Torchstar is a canonical shortstackBook, and page number confirming this, please?I need it because it might be what blew the lid off and caused lots of animu Tau girl art.
>>98814680>Modern
>>98814683Blade of truth, p149>‘The day is truly saved,’ said Torchstar, smiling brightly. She was thickset and short for a fire caste,
Guy that's been building NL on snow bases heretook a break from painting and ended up buying more modelsWanted to ask if I should build it as a second nemesis claw or as legionaries. I don't know how many unites of Nemesis claw most NL lists use
>>98814693PDF NOWI need this more than ever.
>>98814697literally google, bruv
>bought cheap chink pin vise that came with its drill bit>the drill fucking suck dick>ok fine at least I can buy good drill bit and keep using the chink one>bought tamiya's fine drill bit>the drill is too small cause the chink drill bit are all 3mm at the holding end see in pic rel>end up buying tamiya pin vise anywayjesus fuckbut at least I can easily drill barrel hole now
>>98814715BASED CHINAMANBASED CHINAMANBASED CHINAMAN
>>98814721why do you say that? chinks are awful at everything
>>98814715shouldve got the arrowmax automatic drill
>>98814569Really cool bug boys.I thought they were Hydra fleet until you gave the backround on them
Anyone know what the leaked christmas battleboxes are? Apparently the AOS ones got leaked.
So does gw purposefully make women minatures ugly or what
>>98814748Thanks, sure. Any in particular you want to see?>>98814756Thanks, yeah they're lose to Hydra. But a coincidence. Though not an unlikely one, black and purple are both staple nid colours.
>>98814800yes, they are complacent due to having no competition so don't need to make the models look as good
>>98814800yes
>>98814800It seems to more be a factor of the heavy metal paint style. Other painters can get them pretty. Though some are also just ugly.
>>98814803>>98814748Another, just because.
>>98814800Yes
>>98814800You tell me
>>98814821its not just an issue of paint though. the designers do things like specfically cover up skin (need I point out the Lelith who is now wearing pants) or the aos sigmar cities and barbarians with ugly overweight women.
>>98814840>its not just an issue of paint thoughretard alert!
>>98814834I'm 100% convinced that model in the pic wasn't even Minka Lesk originally and instead it was meant to be some generic guard leader model. But was repurposed for some bizarre reason.
>>98814800Yes, they're afraid of associating their brand with sexism and porn pandering.
>>98814845that's because you're dumb
>>98814841>BRO JUST USE YOUR PAINT TO MAKE YOUR OVERWEIGHT BARBARIAN WITH AFRICANOID FEATURES SKINNY AND WHITEShut up, idiot.
>>98814852>man invents scenario to make himself mad at
>>98814256ah, the ordinatus...
>>98814857why is the go to position for marxists an attempt to gaslight you?
>>98814871>brings up unrelated side gamesI accept your concession, shitposter
>>98814873>nooo 40k isn't pozzed to fuck and back!fuck your whore mother, you marxist fuck
Any sisters of battlechads online rn? I want to get feedback on my revised list for a Tuesday game vs space wolves....
>>98814875>seething, deflection, and buzzwordsyaaawn
>>98814834>>98814871>>98814875it's like GW went out of their way to make them as unappealing as possible
>>98814879the marxist bug, when he can't gaslight anymore
>>98814887the braindead shitposter, when he has nothing to stand on and gets called out for his mental midget tantrum
>>98814182Honestly don't know what I'm gonna make at this point>Built some CSM stuff recently, was gonna do a IW Helbrute with a Plasma and the Hammer but I'm, out of the primer I use for them>Got a magnetized Leman Russ primed that could use the Executioner gun, but I've painted a Russ before for the collage in the past>Have a Mek kitbashed with a funky gun but doesn't really feel too "Energy">Could go the easy route and paint some Chaos Spawn for the spooky themeThe fuck should I do lads?
>>98814890Keep seething, you marxist pest. Your lies and bullshit will always be exposed. Stupid idiot thought he could push his bullshit >its just the paintnonsense. Fuck off.
>>98814895>seethingthat's you though? Nobody else is throwing a fit and crying over their /pol/ brainrot just because their delusions have been exposed lmao
Is this list good enough to win vs swolves? I made it less dependent on sacresants Imperium - Adepta Sororitas - BringersofFlame, SacredChampionsJunith Eruita (105pts)Morvenn Vahl (215pts)Hospitaller (65pts)3x Arco-Flagellants (50pts)10x Celestian Insidiants (115pts)10x Celestian Sacresants (150pts)10x Dominion Squad (110pts)10x Dominion Squad (110pts)5x Repentia Squad (70pts)5x Seraphim Squad (75pts)Castigator (165pts)Castigator (165pts)Exorcist (180pts)3x Paragon Warsuits (195pts)Immolator (115pts)Immolator (115pts)
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98814897That's you and your silly bullshit you tried pushing, little marxist bug.
>>98814902the election tourist seethes when exposed
>>98814897you're the same anon that defended trans sisters of battle in an earlier thread aren't you
Reminder the /pol/ shitposter doesn't hobby, doesn't have models. He's a hobbylet who couldn't paint a good face and just carrying on about this for argument's sake
>>98814908>I have nothing to stand on so now I'll project my schizophrenic delusions to force you into my scapegoattragic, this is what brainrot does to a mentally underdeveloped failed male
Reposting my army because looking at them makes me happy!
>>98814918stay in your discord
>>98814917you use the same words and do the same bullshit you did beforeyou're clearly the faggot who ignored lore to push trans sisters of battle.
>>98814907Just paint the sculpted details away bro! You would have been one of Stalin's darlings!
>>98814922You retards ALWAYS think you can identify typing styles and you never can You ALWAYS think if you just say it people will shrink away from the baseless accusation and then start sperging out when they don't>>98814923I will paint, unlike (you) tourist
>>98814918Nicely coming along! Any plans for more?
>>98814925you have nothing to paint except the mangled remains of your pecker thoughbeit
I have 2 big CKnights and 3 Wardogs.I see a HOundpack lance for $200. Should I go for it?
>>98814925>strawmanning like he did last timeyou're so obviously the same anon that freaks about about anything "/pol/"
>>98814928the election tourist is desperate to get the last word>>98814932>same anonthat's everybody on this board, you faggots NEVER get the clue that you aren't welcome here just because you started shitting up our general 11 years ago
>>98814928This is just as embarrassing behavior as the decalfag, dude.>>98814932Uh-oh, schiz-o
>>98814934the marxist freak continues as his original statement was so stupid that he hopes this will clear it (it won't as I will always remind you of the stupidity you tried pushing)>>98814936looks like the 'cord is starting to wake up and boy ITS NOT HAPPY
>>98814934>that's everybody on this board, you faggots NEVER get the clue that you aren't welcome here just because you started shitting up our general 11 years agoyea you're him, and completely retardedeveryone can tell you're a leftist who spergs anytime someone says something you don't agree with, it's sad.
>>98814939>yea you're himthe election tourist turns schizo once againwatch as he spams down the general because he's reminded he will never belong here
>>98814941thats you and your black womyn who don't belong here thoughbeit
>>98814941You're the only one who doesn't belong here.You and the mutant, that is.
>>98814944>>98814945>we destroyed your website that means it's ours!!!go back
>>98814941>4chan is the lefty site you chudlol the utter lack of self awareness
>called out for schizophrenic trashposting>do it harderEvery time with you faggots. Why do you think this makes the thread endeared to you? You're just as ignored as the mutant, nobody here wants to interact with your melties and you've driven actual modelposters away
>>98814941>already spammingYou were dead on lmao
>>98814956You don't own or play anything.
leftiest please post your models so I can mock the army you selected
>>98814957Takes two to tango and he (you) is responding to every single shitpost
>>98814947stop projecting
>>98814958>>98814961Don't you know everything about every one? You should already know which models are mine.
>>98814962the lack of self-awareness and accountability in this post
>>98814966>proving his point
>>98814964He's not projectingYou /pol/tourists go THIS HECKIN SITE WAS ALWAYS FOR DA CHUDS because you can't tell the difference between pic related and spamming nigger tranny leftist Your peabrain will not be able to comprehend this post and assume I must be a leftist for disagreeing with you because you can only operate in a binary system
>>98814696So I should've clarified that I built my first kit with both heavy weapons options so I'm tempted to fix the mistake with building a second claw without one.However I don't know if running to 10 squads of Nemesis claw is a smart move
>>98814968I love how this started with you crying about someone for sperging out, just to sperg and schitzo post out like crazy
>>98814961They play space marines. Because everyone plays space marines.
>>98814971>lol your a crazy personelection tourists taking a page from edgecoc's playbook
>>98814968Hard truth
>>98814973let me ask you a hypotheticalhow is someone a tourist if they've been using the site for 11 years?when does someone stop being a tourist to you?
>>98814800>does gw purposefully make women minatures uglyYes they do. The webstore paintjobs make them worse.Remember attractive women are verboten these days in mainstream nerd media.
I knew it was bad for Guard but not this badLiterally Inquisition tier
>>98814980>no argumennotice how the leftist does nothing but try and label and shame anyone they dislike.No actual arguments, no real discussion to be had with the emotional child.Hell you have plenty of posts like this >>98814977 calmly explaining why they think the way they do, only to be met with a sperg that freaks out whenever wrong think has begun
>>98814977careful, you're about to be called a /pol/ grifter nomodels nogames tourist by the raging marxist loon
>>98814968See >>98814964
>>98814182>>98808168Would the skulls on the banner qualify as spooky? I have no plasma- or energy-related models to paint.
>>98814986>only to be met with a sperg that freaks out whenever wrong think has begunTalking about yourself there I see.
>>98814991Again, nothing but shame tactics used to try and shut up opposition GW makes masculine women characters, that's the subject, are you able to engage or not
>>98814968You're wasting your time, they understand, they just pretend not to so they can keep derailing the thread
>>98815003>discussing why and how they make models is 'off topic'sorry I know you want to turn this into the next blusky where wrong think is punished but something isn't off topic because you disagree with it
>>98815003how is my post >>98814999 trying to bring it back to the subject of models derailing?If anything it's leftists sperging out about how you're not allowed to think that way while never addressing the subjectGW female models look masculine, that is a fact
>>98814999>retard constantly making offtopic /pol/ remarks tries to act like we need to get back on topic
>>98815007>>98815008you're the ones trying to do that but nice try tourists
>>98814415>The fucking ork finger casketStill one of the wildest collage entries thus far.
>>98815009Again, see how they refuse to engage with the on topic debate that is the models.If you disagree then try to prove your claim instead of throwing a hissy fit
>>98814977>Remember attractive women are verboten these days in mainstream nerd media.Blatantly false, but ok.
>>98815023Isn't that made by a chinese company?The east asians are mostly allowed to get away with that kind of stuffGW is not an east asian company so I don't think they will make attractive female models, like ever agin
>>98815023Chinese game.
>>98814995>And spamming NIGGER was definitely something that was done regularly from the first days of 4chanas a shitpost that would get deleted back when the jannies actually did their jobs
>>98815034>4chan wasn't racist bro, it was totally a progressive utopia of tolerance
>>98814898Looks fine, what's the worst that could happen?
>>98815037here's your (you)only one you're getting, spend it well
>>98815039sweet, I wanted the last wordFuck leftists that continue to claim 4chan was a some tolerant wonderland of hugs and kisses
>>98815025>>98815028>>98815031I don't get it, anons are saying sexy is allowed because China owns rivals, then we had Hearthstone cards and heroes get censored due to sexual content on the China servers. So which is it? The truth is, the new paradigm of entertainment media is going towards "sexy" again.
>>98814182PROTIP: some PVA blobbed around your candles can work as melted wax way easier than sculpting it yourself, since it self levels a little bit just like molten wax would
So we know GW can make sexy females, but it doesn't
>marine chapter based on crusaders>marine chapter based on knights>marine chapter based on mongolianswheres the marine chapter based on islam?>b-but tallarn already has that aestheticdon't care
>>98815057https://www.ebay.com/itm/257781997205?_skw=daemonettes&itmmeta7Ctkp%3ABk9SR5TxuLWlaAThere's a bidding war for some right now. I'd love to buy some recasts if anyplace sold them
>>98815063You'll just have to make them I guess.
>>98815068ThisI was going to create my own japanese themed army but the scheme looked too much like a can of Arizona Tea
>>98815073just do emperors shadows anon
>>98815073Those are some really nice colours though. If you really want, you could probably swap the bright teal for turquoise and it'd still work with the other colours you're probably using.
>>98815084DESPERATE for it
>>98815079Well I wouldn't of If I didn't already start another army>>98815080Oh yeah but I don't want to hear everyone talk about the fucking tea when I field them
>>98815091The colours are so good that it wouldn't even matter to me, I think they could look pretty wicked.
>>98815093>s-stop pointing out my desperate need for attention from other men y-you're gay!!!seething lmao
>>98815094Fuck I might do itI wanted something like sky blue with sakura petals on the armor
>>98815109the projection never stops
>>98815107Yeah I think that would circumvent the Arizona style scheme if you switch out the pale green for a pale blue/bluegreen instead, and I think bright red and pink would look awesome with that.
>Bought the new Introductory set for the High School games club I run (I just really wanted the Ork minis)>Let the kids pick from a variety of options for what Chapter to paint the Marines in (90% of them know nothing about 40k and just picked based off of colors and names)>Out of 12 options they settled on Blood Ravens Did they pick well yes or no?
>>98815112I was thinking of basing their lore off of historical japanInstead of the black american ships, it's the imperial fleet. Not the most creative backstory but it's a fun one.
>>98815122You will have no shortage of neat historical tidbits to lean into for your guys, plus you could probably use some historicalish schemes to represent certain units.
>>98815121you will continue to seethe after this and pretend like you're not coming across as the flaming faggot that you are
>>98814233idgi
>>98815205waiting to see if he'll kill you for not washing your hands
how do I kill terminators?
>>98815209Shoot them until they die?What army are you playing?
>>98815207y tho
>>98815212because he's evil batman
>>98815213based
>>98815209mortals
>>98815209Make sure they dont roll 4s to save
>>98814182I guess the venerable brother doesn't believe in "don't kill the messenger".
>>98815209Very carefully
Returning player here. What do you use to make your lists? The apps I used to use for list building are either down or not updated for 11th edition and I'm not paying for GW paper. Pen and paper?Also a friend got the twin lance for his bday and we were through their stats out of curiosity. What do you even do against someone that fields it? Just shake hands and leave? It seems pretty broken
Ork boy WIP, I'm trying to go for a muddy base with puddles of brown, muddy water. Is this turning out well or should I scrap the idea and go for desert bases like most ork players?
4++ on non-named infantry is fucking gay and retarded
>>98815320new recruit
>>98815320I just add it up in my head
>>98815329The only thing I'd say is that your color is a bit weirdI know that shade is "correct" for some places' puddles because of red soil, but at that scale it looks more like he's walking through a cesspit (read: literal shit) than puddles in a muddy field.It might just be the fact the rest of the base isn't painted yet, but that's how it looks to me. It probably is.
>>98815320warmind has an awful ui but it's updated
>>98815344I see what you're saying, should I paint the mud itself, like drybrush it with something?
