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are kroot actually popularKroot deals always sell fast on ebay but it always felt like a niche army within an army to me
>>98822853appreciate it ratfag
>>98822853>TQI am (slowly) working on a whole homebrew edition.
>>98822878well I'd think asking for ideas and general loadout would be better, but you think making the models first and letting anons decide name etc is a better idea?
Over the years a couple of us have built custom units and started them out in our game. I specifically created an Ork tank in 7th edition that filled basically the same role as a Leman Russ.
>>98822907You don't even have the box in your hot little hands. Yes you're better off waiting until you're actually working on the minis to get ideas, you can start asking when you're putting them together but any earlier is a bit daft if you ask me
>>98822922SUBJUGATOR
>>98822937aightwell I got one model already, which is he-who-has-no-name from that one WD battle report with the giant ork rocket
>>98822563I thought the main thing terminator armor was weak against was genestealer claws.
>>98822887They're a xenos subfaction, but the people who like them really, really like them.
>>98822853I think it would be cool if there was an enhancement for chaos space marines where you put it on a captain and once per battle in your command phase you could sacrifice the chaos captain model and replace it with a daemon prince
>>98822952>he-who-has-no-nameEven a man without name can still have faith
>>98822965>>98822887The Greater Good is only for the good ones. 4th sphere forever
>>98822970Except those permanently banned amirite?
Are there any blue blood angels?
>>98822980Those can only have rats or decals. They have to choose
>>98822969I hope there'll be a Daemon specific detachment in the codex with the chance of your guys ascending into daemonhood if they perform well, or just turn into a spawn if they fail leadership etc.
>>98822989Angels Resplendent
>>98822989Stop posting this artist's fugly ass work
>>98822989There are no official BA successors with blue armor. I paint a blue homebrew BA successor chapter
A lot of people overrated DAoT humans
>>98823012>44% of the fanbase are complete loreletskinda funny
>Hrud get canonized>They're space skavenHow would you feel
>>98823016It's definitely more than that. The amount of retard takes I see on here alone...
>>98823020Hrud look nothing like rats
>>98823025Anon, that is clearly a rat>4 limbs>2 eyes>pointy teeth>lots of bits sticking out from its face and body in general>weird finger things
>>98823030No distractingly large balls, clearly-obviously not a rat.
>>98823022Yeah man, I once saw some retard here claiming gayman russ is one of the more intelligent primarchs lmao, can you imagine?
>>98823033Dunno, have you asked /hhg/?
>>98823032Did you check the back perspective?
>>98823020Ratfag please...
>>98823047Rarfag doesn't even like rats, he just worships a normie who has a virtual avatar with the bare minimum dressup to claim it's a rat. There's a ritualposter from another board who actually is obsessed with rats thoughbeit...
>>98823069Been enjoying the new darktide update?
>>98823079Haven't touched it desu, lately just been doing coop Elden Ring DLC and Ghost Recon Wildlands
>>98823010They look cool. What's with the lamenters shoulder pad?
Newfag questionwhen painting an army do you have to be exact with the paint or can you get away with having another shade of their primary color?
>>98823101You can literally paint and decorate them however you like.
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98823112This is illegal you know
>>98823101If you're asking if you need, e.g., your Night Lords to be painted literally "Night Lords Blue" instead of literally any other shade of dark navy that conveys that they're midnight clad, then fuck no. As long as they're in the right ballpark and you like the results, you're g2g, and if they're not in the right ballpark and you like the results, who cares? They are Your Dudes.
Working on some urban rubble bases for ork boyz. How does this one look?
>>98823117Nah, also still better looking than the mutant's.
>>98823119>>98823112sweet good to know. I didn't like the exact shade of a hive fleet and wanted muter color
>>98823092I liked the lamenters chapter badge so I used it for my own chapter. The only difference is that it uses a silver border (except on veterans and officers) instead of a yellow one
>>98823069>Rarfag doesn't even like ratsThey're neat, but I'm definitely not obsessed with them like my mate who loves them.I do love cheese though if that counts.
>>98823101If your miniatures are not painted the exact hues James Workshop himself will break into your house and confiscate your minis
>one of the major GSC subfactions is themed around subverted admech forgeworlds>not a single detachment even remotely works for this theme>even in the brood brothers detachment you are explicitly forbidden from taking an enginseercmon man throw them the smallest of bones at least
is darktide any good? I played it over a free weekend but it didn't really hit the same buttons vermintide did, but the ogryn was funny
>>98822853My sisters of battle can sub in miracle dice after rolls to turn a fail into a save
>>98823135interesting
>>98823101If you don't paint the models exactly like the box art James Workshop will come to your house and assassinate you
>>98823146If you're expecting/wanting Vermintide 3, no. It's a very different game, not as charming in the character department (skittle helps, if you pick one certain personality it has some good riffs eith other characters, but otherwise...). More of a build autism game, breaking the laws of physics to race through enemy packed levels at hihg speeds, also just fun to larp 40K guys in a shooter. Good amount of polish/content these days though
>>98823146It's an objective downgrade from VT in every way in terms of the game itself. It runs worse, the controls are clunkier, the banter is less fun (because it's generic instead of 5 scripted characters), the environments are less fun, and there's that "modern video game brown hue" over everything.>t. preordered DT before it came out on PC and was there for the whole shitshow that was the first year of the game, and am actively playing VT 2 right now insteadThe "beta tester" helmet they gave us for playing the game *in its release state* was insulting.
>>98823140It's also the plot of that GSC×AdMech book that everyone likes, and it'd push collectors of one of the most expensive armies in the game to dip their toes into one of the other most expensive armies in the game.
>>98822853Should my next army be deathguard orks or nids? Currently have 2k daemons mostly nurgle with khorne.
>>98823155Because you asked and I'm a lore whore, here's /mydudes/ condensed into one post:The Weeping AngelsFounded during the 21st founding and worked very closely with the Lamenters in their early days. Their chapter culture and traditions are similar. The Weeping Angels excel at siege combat in inhospitable and inclement environments at any range, but like most Blood Angel successors their greatest strengths are close quarters combat thanks to the Red Thirst. The Weeping Angels and Lamenters share a near identical chapter badge: a bleeding heart against the background of a black-and-white checkerboard pattern, but differs with a silver border. They are clad in metallic blue astartes battle plate instead of Lamenters’ yellow. They are a mostly codex-compliant chapter. Officers wear silver pauldrons to denote their rank of leadership. They were ordered to assist the Imperial Guard with a daemonic infestation in the Sable System in the Segmentum Tempestus sector. The Weeping Angels arrived to join forces with the Novamarines at the siege of Sable III. They fought together against the shifting and relentless daemons of Tzeench. During the fighting the Weeping Angels' chapter master Uriel Locke sent his Spearguard Veterans to reinforce a Novamarine position about to be overrun where they performed admirably, allowing the Novamarines time to be safely extracted by their own forces. After restoring Sable III to the light of the Imperium, the Weeping Angels were named praetors of the Sable system by the High Lords of Terra. During the devastation of Baal the Weeping Angels heeded the Blood Angels chapter master Dante's call to defend Baal from the Tyranid threat and participated in the devastation of Baal. The Weeping Angels are now continuing their work as directed by the High Lords of Terra, rebuilding their chapter while patrolling the Segmentum Tempestus, defending it from Daemonic and Xenos incursions.
>>98823116>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98823188>controls are clunkierThey're literally the same but pop off king.>It runs worse>there's that "modern video game brown hue" over everythingDon't listen to this nigger, he last touched the game years ago. These issues have been fixed.
>>98823101I will demand that your special rules stop working if you don't paint exact army colors.
>>98823193The Guard has options for leveraging your existing Nurgle demons; if you want something different, orks vs. 'nids is personal preference.
>>98823207>weeping angels>not statue-themedYou had one job, anon
>>98823188VT was PEAK gaming. If only fatshart made a vs. mode from the begining it would have been truly goat.
>>98823216Wasn't that a real thing a few editions ago?
Sisters are interesting to me but I never got that into them. What is with their miracle dice mechanic stuff?
>>98823020Disappointed because Valve already gave me the superior rat to boring old skaven.
>>98822997Didnt this exist at some point? Or maybe in fantasy? Aspiring champions could turn in to spawn or something like possessed
>>98823020As a skaven fan, I'd be disappointed, unless they were to skaven what necrons are to tomb kings and not actually all that similar beyond themes. I would prefer hrud to be bug-like aliens instead of rats, too.
how do you or an editor read this and not replace "called" with "named"earlier, as in two pages earlier in this book that I am 10 pages into, it also described something as being a "signal honour", so I'm beginning to think this phil kelly retard doesn't actually comprehend englishalso, sha'serra means shadowsun and randomly switching between translated and untranslated like this is insufferable
>>98823250Because her name is Shas'o [...] Sha'serra, and "Shadowsun" is what people call her because nobody got time for her full Custodes-ass name.Phil Kelly is retarded, though; you're right on that point.
>>98823221Its supposed to be a play on Lamenters. To lament: express grief or sorrowTo weep: expres grief or sorrowI have been toying with the idea of making a statue-like sanguinor
>>98823265It reads so, so poorly, thoughIt's meant to be an extremely formal situation and they're saying "I'm called"
>>98823116Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98823215>literally the sameVT doesn't feel as clunky to me. The slide in DT is very "on rails" and feels awful to me because of it. There also *is* a slide in DT and there isn't in VT2, so there's one example of not being "literally the same."And yes, it does run worse vs. VT2. Sure it's better now than it was in 2024, but it's still nowhere near what I'd call "smooth," especially for a Fatshark game. Loading is clunky and everyone I know who tries to play on an AMD GPU has constant framerate issues (I don't, I have a 3060).>years agoPic related is the last time I played Darktide. 3 months ago, not years. It still has the problem of the brown filter on the camera.I'm still waiting on FS to give the solo mode they promised before the game released, and having all of the tabletop-legal weapon options for the veteran would be nice (melta, mainly).>>98823233Wahapedia will be the best way to find this info, it'd be easier than me paraphrasing what's already written out there.
So, I havent dug into the new rules much yet since I'm still painting an army and travel for work a lot, but I'm puzzled by a rule/wargear.Infiltrator's Helix gauntlet can heal d3 wounds, but theyre only two wounds each and you must allocate wounds to a single model until it dies, right?if so, what is the point of the d3, since it doesnt say it can revive. Is it really only meaningful for healing wounds on a Phobos character attached?
>>98823214>>98823299Uh oh, when does anti-ritualpostimg become just as much of a plague as standard ritualposting?
Alright, I've been fiddling with this in the back of my mind for a couple days, but I'm really happy with where it ended up.https://www.newrecruit.eu/app/list/yRUGCThe detachment that gives you sustained hits when you disembark is hilarious, so I'm trying to make the most use of it with hellblasters and eradicators. The Erads go in the Impulsor and the Hellblasters and Infernus each have a Repulsor so they're protected from charges. The hellblasters are like 30 shots already, and adding sustained to plasma is awesome.Titus and the 10 AssIntercessors all climbing into the tiny clown car rhino is hilarious. People say the heroic scale and true scale clashes and it's extra true when you look at a rhino next to 11+ of the new marines. This is actually a weakness of the list and where a good player could kill me, rhinos are easy to kill and this unit needs to either sit inside it for a turn so they can not count as moving when they dismebark (so they can charge), or they disembark right away and can't charge and need to sit somewhere. This is probably going to be the hardest part about learning to play this list. Then the detachment that gives non-walker vehicles rerolls is awesome with hunter-killer missiles and lascannons, so they all have those. And I added the melta gladiator and the cover-removing speeder to benefit more.Two heavy intercessors to hold down the forts since this is a Take&Hold list, and then last but not least I was looking at exactly 170 points free and that sounds like a Redemptor Dread to me. He's excited to be included and here he is next to the brand new hellblasters that I have yet to play with but will soon.I didn't really want very many special characters, and termies seem op and people are annoyed by them so none of those either. Infantry in transports has always been my favorite style. All in all I'm super excited!
>>98823314Well, one wouldn't exist without the other, so...
>>98823301Works on my machine :)>It still has the problem of the brown filter on the cameraI truly don't know what you're smoking to think this. Maybe get your eyes checked unc?
>>98823319Right but the anti clearly doesn't work, so now it's just ritualposting with an air of undeserved superiority
>>98823293It's better than "nicknamed" or "—Shadowsun, for short", and I assume whomever she's addressing are familiar enough with T'au culture that they don't need an explanation of their naming conventions, and that nickname first would be inappropriately casual for the context.That formal, slightly stilted diction is just how T'au talk; "Elemental Council", the really good T'au book that almost everyone loves to death, is full of it.
>>98823317metal tray fag is back :D
>>98823307Healing can revive in the base rules now
>>98823339Okay, thanks fren, that makes sense.
>>98823325So it's at worst AS annoying. I don't see the issue unless you're just malding someone is ripping the piss out of your ritualpost.
>>98823314When you (I.e. a single anon) are making more than one post a thread.
>>98823233Basically when units die you roll a die and put it aside to substitute in a later roll, e.g., a battle sister squad gets picked up, you roll a 6, and later you can use that 6, and later you can use that 6 for the damage roll on your Exorcist's missile launcher or whatever.
>>98823330That's my point, though, it's extremely informalDubbed, nom de guerre, abbreviated, honoured to be known as, anything to get away from a casual "I'm called jimmy"This is them talking in front of an ethereal, tooIf you HAVE to explain the name then do it as the narrator instead of squeezing it into the dialogue
>>98823347So let me get this straight... At worst it's comparable to ritualposting, which these anons are so buttmad about they've taken to trying to bully the ritualposter, while ignoring the fact that they're now essentially doing the thing they think is so despicable it deserves bullying. Did I get that right?>>98823349So two identical posts from two different anons are fine, gotcha
I don’t like the move to digital only for certain aspects of the rules. I think there should be an offline version of the game that doesn’t require me to log into a computer for any step of the process.
>>98823369It's not that serious, bwo, it's just a little ritualbanter. I thought your kind were banter experts.
Opinions on the Hellhound, Devil Dog, and Bane Wolf family?
>>98823372you can print the pages
>>98823372isn't that what the £20 boxes of cardboard cards that never sell are?
>>98823010a lot of effort put into getting those 3d printed older modelwings for the jetpack and then you used a primaris helmet anyway
>>98823378>I-it's not that serious, bwo>I'm just so bootybothered I'm going to keep doing it every thread>but it's not that serious!The seething over Australians continues for another 24 hour period
>>98823382That would require a computer to operate the printer.
>>98823380I always bring at least 2 Hellhounds
>>98823317white armor purple robes is a cool scheme for SoB. I was thinking of doing it myself
>>98823398>it was actually The Detective trying to defend ratfag's honour Lel you're getting easier to spot than decalfag
Can a ship that's been in service with chaos be cleansed and put to use by imperial forces?
>>98823369>So two identical posts from two different anons are fine, gotchaI wouldn't call any of it "fine", but it's not a bigger problem than the guy who posts the same thing every thread. Each is, individually, as big a problem as the first.
>>98823366Dubbed is wrong since that's how Tau get all their names past their rank and sept; nom de guerre is wrong since, as you noted, it's one of her actual names; abbreviated is technically correct; honored to be known as would arguably be fine if Sha'serra were the name she were particularly proud of earning, I guessTo me, "I am Gendor Skraivok, called 'The Painted Count'" reads fundamentally differently and more formally than "I'm called Big Dick Johnson" all by itself. I really think you're just getting your panties way too twisted over a questionable word choice in a book that I assume from the author's reputation has way worse problems once you get past the first dozen pages.
credit card gave me a 10 dollar reward for ebay, meant to use a 20 dollar gift card but forgot.
>>98823409I don't know why I expect you to stop acting like such a retarded schizo, but it's also baffling to me why you think this is working in your favor>>98823418>as big a problem as the firstRight, I'm pointing out the hypocrisy in>ritualposts deserve to be bullied out of the thread...>let me ritualpost against it!Particularly this many threads in where it's clear the anti-ritualposting isn't doing anything to stop ratfag, and now two people are doing it
>>98823414I don’t know if it’s ever been lore in a codex or narrative book, but I specifically remember a part from Dark Imperium where Gulliman changed the policy to make more new ships rather than refurbishing old ships,(including Chaos held ships) because he wanted to symbolically reject the stagnation of the current times. The Maccrage’s Honor was captured for a time by the Red Corsairs and Gulliman currently uses it after taking it back and I’m pretty sure that was in a campaign book first.
>>98823414Yes. But it's a long and difficult process that is only worth it for rare and valuable ship classes.
>>98823380Love 'em. Made sure to get one for my GSC
>>98823228I love VT, but I can't keep playing it for long because I get a strong desire to start an army for TOW again and I can't afford that shit on top of 40k *and* being a real adult now
>>98823400The nightmare rectangle that you keep in your pocket is actually a very small computer and can send documents to a printer accordingly.>>98823414In the Night Lords trilogy the gang acquires a thoroughly tainted ship and much talk is made of how much work it'll be to decontaminate it, so it's not impossible but traitors probably have way looser standards for what counts as purification than the Imperium does and way less ability to just scrap it and buy a new one.
>>98823437You asked a question and I answered, I don't know what else you want from me.
>>98823440Wouldn't you want to keep old ships in service as long as possible though? Given how old tech good new tech bad?
>>98823378I wouldn't bother he cries about everything, definitely not a bantermaster that's for sure
Why no sisters terminators?
>>98823437Where's the hypocrisy? Except for in you being fine with one ritualpost and not another, that hypocrisy is obvious enough.
>>98823473>Except for in you being fine with one ritualpost and not anotherAh yes the classic "you don't like X so you MUST love Y!" No, I'd love for all ritualposts to go and stay go, but I'm not enough of a blithering tard to think that trying to combat them with more ritualposting is a good idea
>look at 4e killteam rules>you can buy a literal redshirtbest rules of all time?
>>98823471Terminator armor is rare and hard to manufacture. Only marines/custodes (because they're the elite fighting forces that can put the suits to use most effectively) and inquisition (because they have the wealth and the influence to nab some) have access to them.
>>98823491Who says the anti-ritualfag is trying to combat the ritualfag? You're projecting a lot of assumptions in your seetheposts.
>>98823463It’s been a while since I read it, but from what I remember, the context was that the Imperium had just won a major void battle and since the traitors use the same sorts of ships the Imperium does they could salvage the now Space Hulks and with great effort turn them into functioning ships again for the Imperium. Gulliman rejects this and says the effort to make new ships was more worth it for the symbolism of moving forward rather than being stuck in the past.
>>98823437I'm having fun laughing at you and you're shidding and crying, I'd say it's working out splendidly for me.
>>98823514>And then orks loot all the free space hulks and hurl them at the nearest imperial worldNot the brightest bulb, that Gurdyman
>>98823528Scuttling ships of the enemy so they can’t repair/use them again would be the obvious follow up. Don’t know if Guy Haley thought of that, maybe it was off hand mentioned and I just forgot.
god damnit i might have to make colourforge my go to primer i like this way better than army painters
>>98823544it looks like a cgi render
Are ANY 40k books worth reading? I know black library is kind of infamous but I'm not looking for the great british novel or anything, just something entertaining to read
>>98823544Cool model, let us know once you've primed it!
>>98823549It was, before they made the mould
>>98823551A lot of people don't suggest it but I enjoyed "The Last Chancers"It's the adventures of an imperial guard penal legion fighting stuff. It's been years since I read it but it was fun.
>>98823551Heaps. Most factions have several good books, and most flavors of space marines have several good books apiece. Who do you want to read about?
>>98823389GW plastic, fren :)
>>98823549>>98823553ill have see how it paints up ig, but i like the silky look it gave it so far>>98823551gaunts ghost if you want guardsmen stuff, or rynss world if you want classic space marine vs orks
>>98823572You see my idea for primaris Pedro (which I never managed to get around to doing) was using Calgar as the base, what with the two power fists and all
>>98823551it 110% depends on your IQI am not kiddingtolerance for "bad writing" is on a bell curveretards love itmidwits overanalyze itgeniuses can recognize that writing is a product of a human and humans have flaws, but can recognize when an attempt to create a story is genuine and can forgive a lack of skill and see earnest writing for what it is
>>98823146Late response but I'll say I found the gameplay loop to be decently fun. But that's the problem: it's a loop of missions that can easily feel repetitive, so I can do two, MAYBE three missions in one go before I get bored.I do have fun with some classes like the Arbiter and his dog, the Zealot and pretending I'm a repentia and charging headlong into a horde of zombies, or a Skitarii and blowing myself up with a plasma gun (my party members don't find this as funny as I do).But like the others said, because you're playing a bunch of randos, it doesn't have the feel of progression or charm of the personalities that VT has. But overall, I do like the ground-level feel of a 40k game that isn't the power fantasy of being a Spess Mahreen.
>>98823581>"midwits overanalyze it">proceeds to overanalyze
>>98823551I still vouch for anything by Dan Abnett. He writes decently and his books are entertaining, there's a reason he went on to write shit for Mahvel. Have yo do your research on the other authors.
>>98823592midwit detectedplease don't use neko if you're gonna make a bad post
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98823580thats probably not a bad idea but i bought garadon before pedro got shunted to legends so i was trying to keep his load-out close to the old forgeworld kit
>>98823608Stop me, midwit.
>>98823564Space marines blowing shit up, maybe sisters of battle or spaceship battles too.
>>98823612There’s no way he doesn’t get a new model for the 40th anniversary.
>shitposters about>thread devolves into schizoism and loliposting againI BEG y'all to stay on topic for once
>>98823618Rynn's World, Wrath of Iron, the Night Lords trilogy (you didn't specify loyalists), Morvenn Vahl: Spear of Faith, The Rose at War is supposed to be good; most space marine books have void combat sectionsAlso the Horus Heresy books vary a lot in quality but some of them are absolute bangers and most of them are about Space Marines doing Space Marine stuff
>>98823610>not even a drukhari in picHis spirit is waning, it might be all over soon...
>>98823654There should be loli sisters of battle. They're smaller targets, their faith is probably purer than a woman's, and it's preposterous that the cruellest and bloodiest regime imaginable wouldn't use child soldiers.
>>98823654I just bought 2 more Leman Russ kits to build into 4 more tanksI am going to fill them with lead and beat my opponents with them if they sit 30 terminators across the table from me>>98823676Make them shortstack abhumans instead and you've got my vote
Asking in a general sense.How do I make sexy slaaneshi admech? Something that isn't just a hellraiser knockoff or a tortured artist seeking perfection. The problem is keep running into is that slaaneshi characters are usually sexy but inhuman & freaky. But admech are already inhuman, so youre adding inhumanity to inhumanity. Theres not much there to make sexy. Just drugs, pain/pleasure tech, or chasing perfection which just doesn't appeal to me. Any advice? This is more for the rpg than the wargame, I just figured id get more opinions here & it would be worth asking
>>98823676They should make the novitiates lolis.
>>98823592nta but that's not overanalysistrying to find flaws and justify why they're sins against the sanctity of media is overanalysistrying to weigh intent vs literary skill is hard and not everyone can do it without conscious effort
are catachans more like predator or more like rambo?maybe even commando?
>>98823685>just bought 2 more Leman RussVAULTAULTVery based tho>>98823686Get one of those third party coom models that have a 90% fleshy body and their tits out, would be a good start I'd think. Spawn bitz to customise from there. If you're not looking for an actual mini then the advice you got last time you asked this is also valid
Xenoschads and non-muhreenchads, how are we feeling so far about 11th? What keeps you from dying of muhreen wank fatigue? I've only been in the hobby for a year and I'm already tired of them.
>>98823686>How do I make sexy slaaneshi admech?Admech that have reversed aging to make themselves lolis and shotas.
>>98823686A magos biologis spiralling into heresy and heretek-ism by using drugs and pain/pleasure tech to push the human body to its sensory limits and beyond seems like a perfectly fine idea. If cenobites and literally tortured artists aren't your thing, it's possible that the slanussy isn't the chaos god you're looking for.
>>98823685One of 'em can be an oppai loli. Best I can do.
imagine if gw gpt rid of the leman russits an old kit and they want you to buy dorns anyway
>>98823724fuck you tanks are cool
>>98823724I would just proxy it with siege tank>>98823727>tanks are coolPic rel
>>98823564Are there any books from the orks perspective? They seem like they'd be funny to read about
>>98823707As a guardfag I'm wary but still taking the time to freshen up /mydudes/ with some new units for 11th. By the time I get them all sorted hopefully our dex has dropped.
>>98823654>loli>scroll up>its a hebe from a gacha gameCome on dude Can the zoomers not completely butcher a term out of sheer neuroticism for like 10 minutes?
>>98823734extremely cool anon >>98823736im so sorry how much guardchads are suffering right now. somehow you guys have even more overcosted infantry than sisters and james firmly told you guys no on playing your army as a horde
>>98823686remember slaanesh isn't just sex. its pleasure, excess and perfection.Which can be titties and drugs but it also be an obsession with upgrading to the perfect machine. It could be taking "the flesh is weak" all the way to an aversion of having any flesh visible at all. Replacing it with cybernetics ideally, or covering it with polished sculpted metal forms. A fashion to "upgrade" people out of their humanoid form, members are machines, their form optimised for their function and no longer humanoid. Though somewhere buried deep inside a brain is hooked up to things.
>>98823705>VAULTwdhmbtI needed more Russ for my army, I only own 6 now and I need at least 9 to properly remind marinefags in my area why they are gay and retarded>>98823724I would genuinely just quit playing, same with the ChimeraRefresh is their only option to avoid a Chernobyl-tier meltdown among guardfags (me included)I will ONLY consider buying a Dorn if GW gives it a bottom panel.
>>98822887Its a le quirk chungus subfaction. I think it had ok rules in 10th? There aren't many tau players around my neck of the woods
>>98823750Dancing around the pointRetards destroy language because they lack the IQ to articulate their thoughts
>>98823735"Brutal Kunnin" and "Da Big Dakka" by Mike Brooks, and their attendant short stories. "Ghazgull Thraka, Prophet of the Waaagh" by Nate Crowley
>>98823755because tau (minus the based kroot) are a gay fucking weeb shooting army that can vaporize half your army before you get across the table in a couple of shooting phases if they roll hot. FUCK taufags
>>98823707Eldar still have lots of tools to make it not feel like complete ass, I'm enjoying myself on tts at least. Yeah, elves die to a single marine micro-aggression but that's fine, just don't get hit (tm). Games between anyone who doesn't have a codex yet (Except guard, I'm so sorry) are generally pretty fun. Games sometimes feel a little too killy but I don't think you can really change that now.
>>98823748>MUH HEIGHT OF CONSENTplease stop being annoying and retarded
>>98822969We had cool crusade rules that could do just that! Now no one wants to crusade cause it's "too much paperwork" or " i dont wanna have to look at old books"
>>98823764genuinely the cool thing about playing 40k with friends is to add homebrew rules that buff your units in between codex releases if your army is suffering. It would be cool if a flgs had a casual homebrew league where only non codex armies could participate and agree on what is too good to keep games a bit more balanced Personally I while give eldar +1T +1 S+ 3M +1W
>>98823751But the toaster-worshippers are already like that. I'm honestly convinced that BL authors have some kind of competition going on to see who can come up with the most bizarre techpriest—there's a guy in "Flesh and Steel" who manifests for meetings as a fucking Zardoz head made of ball bearings, ffs
>>98823686I really don't know what you're looking to get out of Slannesh but gooning if you disregard the actual interesting parts about her, but I'll indulge. There is lore of one of Cawl's suboridnates, a tech priest, his war minister if you like, of essentially sculpting herself into a perfected female form made of metal. A sexy android tribute to the machine god. You can take that to the extreme.
>>98823737>>98823756Reminds me of when some zoomer pearlclutcher tried to call Malkuth from BA a loli. You know, the 7 foot tall godmachine prophet.
>>98823767>this coming from the person crying about loliloli
>>98823775I really think Scions/Kasrkin and Sisters should get T3 2W before Elves. Elves could be T4 1W with a blanket -1 to be hit or something.
>>98823776take it further. tech priests still look like people (for the most part). Have them not all be powerful Magos like cyborgs, but all their machines are made of cyberised people. the car. the toaster. Volunteer sentient servitors.If it was a story the twist is the realization that everything mechanical here is a people.
>>98823707I fantasize about buying models, but I never ever do.
>>98823792oh that's actually a pretty cool and flavourful rule. I would go even further and give them blanket -1 to hit and wound since absolutely everything hits and wounds elves on 2s. If literally anything kills them then at least make them dodge better if their armour is shit I actually disagree with guard having 2w since they're normal humans. Their save should be better though. I'd give sisters 2W because they're supposed to be in between regular humans and space marines. Having low t and str but 2 w would be exactly in between guard and muhreens
>>98823707>What keeps you from dying of muhreen wank fatigue?Thankfully as an ork player every imperium release can become an ork release if I like it enough. Most marine releases still do nothing for me, though.
>>98823753I will NEVER buy a Dorn specifically because they left off the bottom panel. If they released an updated kit with bottom you just know they'll add another $20 to the already ridiculous RRP, it'd be a real slap to the face.>>98823756>the language in question revolves around lusting after childlike depictions of peopleNeck yourself, I seriously don't care about loli vs hebe it's all offtopic itt
Nobody should ever be allowed to hit or kill my army and my army should instantly hit and kill everything
>>98823837t. marinefag
Everyday I'm more convinced this game would be in a better place if guard never existed.
>>98823821>disagree with guard having 2w since they're normal humansNta but scions and stormtroopen are schola-trained elites just like sisters, not just "guard". If sororitas get 2W they deserve it too, and then maybe an all scion/stormtrooper army will actually be viable.
Here's how I'd save Guard:>Army RuleCombine Take Aim & First Rank Second Rank. Give each detachment 1-2 unique orders like Flush Them Out (give Ignores Cover), Focus Fire (Precision), Rally Together (heal regiment units), etc.Detachment that buffs las weapons a lot>ModelsUpdate CatachanUpdate Leman RussesUpdate ChimerasRuss & Dorn upgrade sprues for krieg/catachan>DrierStrengthen his laspistol, give him a heal or FNP for death riders because they die a little too easy, strengthen his laspistol, strengthen his horse's stab, FUCKING STRENGTHEN HIS LASPISTOL HOLY SHIT IT'S LITERALLY A BASIC ASS LASPISTOL FUUUUCK>CommissarLets his squad take actions & shoot. Buffs melee a little.>ArtilleryHoly fuuuuuuckkkkkk I don't even know how you can save indirect fire dawg. Maybe +1 to blast when firing indirectly?>Everything elseIdk these are just my personal pain points
>>98823850>Detachment that buffs las weapons a lotWhat is Combined Arms?
best lolis in warhammer?
>>98823828They'd just do the Baneblade playbook with it>add the pieces on a new sprue added into the box, increase price>sell it that way for a few years>pull the new sprue back out, sell it separate as an "upgrade sprue">keep the new increased price on the tank itself
>>98823860No fuck that +1S +1AP
>>98823850Good take.GW doesnt know how to write rules for guard.
>>98823849Sorry I just don't agree. Guard is a horde army hard balanced by 1w. Those elites can have a better save or fnp, but sisters are essentially using faith magic to have that extra W combined with their power armour that doesn't rely on an army rule that's only active after an entire unit is killed
>>98823861There are non :(
Did this image ever get updated?
>>98823864That's even worse. All my niggas hate the Dorn, a stark example of exactly what's wrong with modern GW.>>98823872I'll take FNP. I just don't think making their save better is enough, or accurate (they are just in carapace after all).
Scourge prices are up again. Is this the Dark Eldar's best unit right now? I kinda thought a couple months ago I could snag 5 used for 19 bucks but since the updates they're never less than 30 which is annoying.
>>98823875Seems like a business opportunity. Webcomic with hoyoverse-style AI sprites. Sisters of battle but cunny and blue archive.
>>98823850>heal regiment unitsThis is an avenue that I think should absolutely be explored to help guard and justify the cost of the infantry.In a world where 4/7 Leman Russ variants are equal in cost or cheaper than a 20-man squad of guardsmen, there has to be SOME reason to bring those guardsmen.
>>98823889Unfortunately James Workshop is too gay for that.
>>98823879Nuguard players are closet/open furries, love world war 2 but the soviet part not the nazi part, and/or are latino.Source: there are like 4-5 guard players in my LGS
>>98823861The astropath Sevetar befriended in "The Long Night", I guess.
>>98823861>>98823875Didn't ADB give his self-insert CSM a daemon possessed little sister that is romantically interested in him?
>>98823907>Source: personal anecdote
>>98823915wtf adb is based?
>>98823930He could be, but he's a cucked waffler about it so instead he's cringe.
>>98823899>145pts for 20 GuardsmenWhat is GW smoking?
>>98823879What is there to update?
Guard used to be the army for the kind of dudes who would buy an army of each regiment and autistically make sure they're all correctly organised using correct markings and shit. But then GW killed off all the metal regiments and I don't know who they're for anymore.
>>98823907I can confirm at least the gay and soviet obsessed bit, and they're either fucking terrible at the game or a sweat but both always get pissy when they're on the back foot.If my country starts getting more Latinos I'd be >>98823914concerned as to how they got here.
>>98823956I'm probably just biased because I live in California. Guard players have NOT been the sorest losers tho. That award goes to the daemon & deldar players
>>98823955that's a funny one innit>GW wants paypigs who will buy all he shit>GW actively makes it harder to paypig
Has anyone posted a full Journal Tactica custodes?Scanfags have posted parts of it but as usual it is only the rules.
>>98823955They're still around right? Just doing the same shit with third party minis or making do with what crumbs James does decide to gib, like how I'm making Tanith with the spectre squad because their two Ghost squads were abysmal. Also appeals to HFY and grunt fantasy fags.>>98823996>GW actively makes it harder to paypigThey've been doing this for so long it's truly baffling
>>98823996It makes sense if you look at it from production costs>GW wants paypigs who will buy all the shit>GW wants to spend as little as possible on making the shit to sell>GW streamlines product lines and invalidates previous purchases via legends or "rebalancing" to force paypigs to re-buy their armies every so oftenStocking 5 different guard armies costs GW more than stocking>space marines with flamers>space marines with plasma guns>space marines with bolters>space marines with fancy bolters>space marines with swords and shields
>>98824015there's only one guant squad.
>>98824022Guard regiments only need an infantry squad, command squad and heavy weapon crews. That's not really much.
>>98823996I never liked how Guard armies want you to soup different regiments.
>>98823777>>98823751Thats something of how the other thread went too. I understand im probably being picky.>>98823809Thats something interesting to do for sure. The technoTzimisce.Theater thread mentioned doll like bionics which is what im leaning towards
>>98822853HH really does have some kickass sculpts huh. Some of them don't look too out of scale with primaris either. One more thing to kitbash in I guess
>>98824034The 5 different types of marines I gave as an example take up less space on shelves than 15 different boxes for those infantry, command and heavy weapon squads for 5 different guard regiments (5x3 is 15, 15 is more than 5). The 5 different types of marines will also each sell better than any 1 guard box in this scenario because the demand for those marines with bolters is concentrated on one box instead of spread across five infantry boxes.Inventory takes up space, that which moves faster and takes up less space is more desirable.
>>98824026Currently, sure. There was an older metal one that was really disappointing. At least it had Milo, but Schaeffer's Last Chancers stole all the sovl and left little for the Ghosts
>>98823124Seems kind of frosty on the right; did you varnish it?
>>98824050What a strange thing to nitpick on that's not even true.
>>98824060Sure but they're stocking votrannies so space can't be much of an issue.
>>98824060>The 5 different types of marines I gave as an example take up less space on shelves than 15 different boxes for those infantry, command and heavy weapon squads for 5 different guard regiments (5x3 is 15, 15 is more than 5). The 5 different types of marines will also each sell better than any 1 guard box in this scenario because the demand for those marines with bolters is concentrated on one box instead of spread across five infantry boxes.>>Inventory takes up space, that which moves faster and takes up less space is more desirable.Theeeeeeeeeee problem with that is with most things being online now, you only need>combat patrol krieg>compat patrol attilan>combat patrol cadia>compat batrol catachins>CP steel legionetc. instead of having all the boxes, because people can get the CP as a starter and then buy the rest online. Stores don't need to have ll the problems.
>>98824068What a stupid way to respond to someone.
I.....
hey wait a second there's about 250 dollars of models in here. Why are other CPs worse value than the custodes. And if I was collecting them I'd just rebuy this thing since it has good value with a vehicle.
>nearly a month since LotD was teased>still no preorders
>>98824083>most things being online nowDo you not know what a warehouse is? Having 1 huge pile of "Combat Patrol: Astra Militarum" (I hate that name) takes up less floorspace than 5 smaller stacks of regiment-specific ones.Or in terms of space in their manufacturing facilities, that's also to be considered. Moulds don't just stop existing once they're out of the machine, they need stored on-site. Having 5 sets of moulds takes up more space (and cost more to make to begin with) than 1 set of moulds.
>>98824084Okay then, let's break it down.>fluff-wise:Guard operate as combined arms/regiments all the time, it's incredibly lore accurate to do so on the tabletop.>rules-wise:GW has never forced anyone to soup regiments. Rules are just rules and you can use your own minis however you like with them, so long as it makes sense and your opp agrees. You can still have a mono-regiment army despite the squads now being labelled as "cadian/catachan/krieg".>catachan squad is /yourregiment/ scout dudes>cadian is /yourregiment/ standard infantry squad>krieg is /yourregiment/ support squad, maybe some engineers in itWow that was so hard.
I’m not sure I like 11th.
>>98824091it's weird man, the custodes combat patrol is so far and away better than every other combat patrol or even start collecting box that it makes you wonder why they don't do something like it for every other army
>>98824101He said shelf space whch would imply stores, you can just put CPs of AM into boxes.
The sales vs space argument doesn't really work because IG are one of the more popular non-marine factions and different regiment boxes would probably sell better than half the factions in the game, let alone non-40k stuff.
>>98824121JesusIt's literally 725 pointsCustodes are the easiest army to collect, it's a good thing too since their models cost so much. But damn GW fucking hates -every other army-
>>98824138army men are chuddie, votrans are cool and genderqueer
>>98824108>Guard operate as combined arms/regiments all the time, it's incredibly lore accurate to do so on the tabletop.Army sizes in the 40k tabletop game aren't big enough to justify this.>GW has never forced anyone to soup regiments>Rules are just rules and you can use your own minis however you like with themHoly cope.
>>98824164You have some very strange mental hangups my dude.
>>98823988The only Daemon player in my area got outed as a pedophile.
>>98823010>There are no official BA successors with blue armorAnon...https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Atlantian_Spears
>>98824173I only play EC because I like glamrock
>>98824108Ah, so you both can't read and are retarded.
>>98824175They're a blue-green teal. On the edge
>>98824185I first read that as "I only play EC because I like girlcock"
>>98824197Same thing really
>>98824195Explain then
>>98824175Is this really considered blue? This looks like teal to me, leaning closer to mint-green than blue. Am i just bad at colors?
>>98824175>that>blueAnon...
>>98824203Nah I'm good. I'm ok with you winning this internet disagreement. Congratulations
>>98824208>>98824207Imo it's right on the border. There are also colors where you can kind of debate whether they're a red or a violet and whatnot, or a green or a yellow
>>98824216No anon, it's rather mint as >>98824207 pointed out. Go do one of those colour blind tests right now and report results
>>98824210Get btfo. Next time maybe read the lore of the faction before having an opinion on it, faggot.
>>98824154Seems a lot like GW has been pushing Cuckstodes the most because they know collectors for other armies will paypig regardless. If the rumors are true about new guard, deldar, and chaos next year then it'll be interesting to see how much the cost will be.
>>98824232>new chaos next yearAny details or is that all the rumors say? I been wanting to get into CSM but idk if I wanna buy a hellbrute just for it to get updated
>>98824239hellbert....
>>98824239There's never any details, we have no idea if all those will get refreshes and what the refreshes will consist of. GW is pretty tight lipped on this stuff, it's purely speculation
>>98824097They’re waiting for Halloween…
How many codecies can we expect next year?
>>98824266I love Codecies
How do I make a 40k meme outta this?>Hey Fred, give me a pizza with extra cheese>Extra cheese>And hold the tomato sauce>Hold the tomato sauce?>And hold the crust>Hold the crust?>Hey Jimmy! Give me a cheese with NOTHING!>Nothing?
>>98824266It's actually "codepodes".
>>98824277What army do you play, bud?
>>98824275I want less codeices and more codpieces
>>98824279Craftworld Eldar? Though I feel like this would fit a Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines/Imperial Guard army better.
How many codepodes can we expect next year?
>>98824239Other then demon Perturabo and maybe chaos bikes? No idea since rumors have never been reliable for 40k but Legion of the Damned turned out to be true so who knows
>>98824293Rumors say Ravenguard are getting one but it sounds unlikely even for the retards at GW.
>>98824277>>98824285>Hey Fred, give me an aspect warrior with extra bouncing banshee butt>Extra butt>and hold the weird poofy hair>hold the hair?>and hold the flat elf chest!>hold the chest?>HEY JIMMY! Give me a bouncing banshee butt with NOTHING!>Nothing?
>>98824285Why don't I believe you?>hey guise how do I shoehorn my unfunny normie "meme" to be 40K related?
>>98824303Wow that sucked
Why do 40k writers write the Ultramarines so shitty? They make the Ultras sound like assholes in the books
>>98824300I said how many.
>>98824320About tree fiddy
>>98824303Idk man, its kind of shitty
>>98824308yeah Eldar suck
>>98824300GW making cheaper books for 40k would make more constant rules supplements more viable/expected. Apparently Arcane Journals and Journal Tactica are sleeper hits in TOW and HH, so copying that for 40k seems like an obvious play (if true).
>>98824317Anon...
>>98824324Three hundred and fifty codepodes? Is GW going to release a new one for each army every month?
>>98824320None. They already released the marines and the better marines codexes. Nobody else deserves one or will get one as they only exist to be killed by marines.
>>98824326Eldar are fucking rad and im tired of pretending otherwise. That being said I headcanon them as an all female species
>>98824207>Is this really considered blue?I consider it a slippery slope. Borderline mental illness.
>>98824332Yes.
>>98824277>Hey Fred, give me grimdark setting with extra primarchs>Extra primarchs>And hold the dark themes>Hold the dark themes?>And make it less grim>Less grim?>Hey Jimmy! Give me a grimdark setting with NOTHING!>Nothing?
>>98824207nah that's def green
Do both buffs from PROTECTOR IMPERATIVE stack to give you a +2 to hit? Meaning, If I have a gun that hits on 4+ normally, in protector it hits on +3 and then if I stand still for HEAVY it hits on +2?
>>98824338>Eldar are fuckingHot...>>98824341Yet you're the most mentally ill of them all.
>>98824330>aNoN...
>>98824352>he didn't play SM1ThE cOdEx DoEs NoT sUpPoRt ThIs AcTiOn!Ultras ARE assholes
>>98824317For example?
>>98823781Malkoose...
So I only just found out a few days ago that physical warhammer books are hundreds of dollars used. Is there any good way to get them that doesn't involve audiobooks or owning a kindle?
>>98824372Which books? And why does one need a kindle when you can open pdf and epub files on a computer?
>>98824367I like Other Malkuth
>>98824386You mean the one from the pedophile game?
>>98824385That's quite true. I got a lot of recommendations and read at a super fast pace so I like physical books because I can pick it up and reread them whenever I want but that doesn't seem to really be an option.
>>98824389>the pedophile game
>>98824409I said the pedophile game, not the lolicon game
>ordered a bunch of models on amazon a few weeks ago>didn't turn up for a week and the delivery date got delayed to the next week>didn't turn up the next week and the delivery date got changed again to "who knows lol"They've lost my models, haven't they?
>>98824421Amazon warehouse blew up
>>98823207Very cool man, I like it. Would you care if I include a mention of them in a fic I’m writing? It’d just be a small cameo, nothing major.
>>98824421Amazon has been fucking up royally recently, its not just you.
>>98824421my delivery status was once>your package was probably delivered todaylike it was stuck in quantum stasis
>>98824405I still am curious about what books you're trying to get that are being priced at hundreds of dollars second hand, but yes if you can't get them for a good price and can't/won't get them at a library or even go for audiobooks, then pdf it is.
>>98824438Thanks anon. Be my guest
>>98824338The skinny, elegant man is oppressed in all things.
>>98824338>All female species of immortal, psychic hoesIve seen this before. Literally bimbos from outer space. It always seemed like the funniest gooniest thing ever. I don't know how anyone greenlit the concept.
>>98824459if you go to amazon or ebay and look up GW books they're all either completely out of stock or going for insane prices if they aren't new releases.
>>98824338I do that but with tau. All my fire warriors are cute girls under their helmets.
>>98824461I hate how they all have the same pose, it hurts my tism
>>98824470but if you go to google they're in stock and going for insane prices
>>98824470Which books specifically, vagueboy? I go to ebay, search "black library 40K" and sort by lowest price first and there's shit for less than a twenny
>>98824441>>98824421>>98824435>begin replacing warehouse wagies with robots to save money>actually lose money on refunds and lost merchandiseSmart
Lorewise, how many space marines on foot would it take to bring down a Knight? Could they even do it without heavy vehicle support? >inb4 depends on if it’s a SM story or a Knight story Yeah, yeah, sure, but let’s say it’s a SM story. How does a squad of infantry (even if they’re super soldier heroic infantry) bring down a Knight?
>>98824467>I don't know how anyone greenlit the concept.Are you stupid?
>>98824421>ordered combat patrol>total was $23 less than the standard box, including shipping>delivered on time, box was a little roughed up but okay, all the sprues inside>hear horror stories of how shitty ordering through amazon is; damaged pieces, late deliveries, some boxes showing up filled with shredded paper instead of plasticI feel like I dodged a bullet.
>>98824485>KnightGo away mutant. You've posted this shitty question too many times before just like your horrid models
whats the current decent options for a budget 3d printer, dont really want anything super crazy and it would mostly be just for custom bits likes shoulders and such
>>98824485Depends on what loadouts they have
>>98824483Wages are the biggest cost in most businesses.
>>98824513>destroy our business model because wagies have to get paidMBAs are the biggest cost.
>>98824496>>ordered combat patrol>>total was $23 less than the standard box, including shippingwhat sucks is I only find those deals on ebay.
For how grimdark 40k was advertised as, at least initially, it never really seemed that dark to me. Sure, there are plenty of situations where everyone is doomed, hundreds of millions die, and every civilization is some degree of misanthropic, but nothing that stuck me as despairingly awful within a human lifetime. The best I can think of that really hits the grimdark flavor while also being rational given the circumstance is sacrificing psykers to keep the imperium's lights on. A lot of what is labeled as grimdark just comes off as incredibly stupid to me, even in light of the setting's extremes.Where do you draw the line for grimdark? At what point does it cross, for you, into grimderp?
>>98824519>MBAs are the biggest cost.And biggest liability. Never met one that seemed remotely qualified for their position; genuinely retarded people, and that's being generous on what qualifies as human.
>>98824527the game as a whole needs a lot more rape
>>98824524Lucky me, I suppose. Probably won't risk it again.
>>98824541rape seems beneath most of the characters. Why stick penis in MORTAL WOMAN when you're an immortal slaaneshi marine? Daemonculaba is theclosest but sewing babies into the wombs of brainfucked women to chestburst out as a fully grown chaos warrior makes more sense.
>>98824108I mean, it can work like that now, right? Subfaction bonuses are gone, and the list sort of forces you to use cadian commanders with other regiments.
>>98824527My tolerance for grimdark is extremely high. When everyone was getting upset over that one snippet about the Grey Knights sacrificing an entire company of Sororitas so they could sanctify their weapons in their holy, virgin blood, I just thought to myself “Damn, that’s fucking metal”.I guess my real problem is when people try to force you to stick to a certain level of grimdark and it gets in the way of story telling. People will be telling some creative stories and you see others (read: retards) complaining because it’s isn’t dark enough for them. Most recent example of this I can remember is faggots complaining you could get snd eldar girlfriend in the Rogue Trader video game. Eldar girlfriends are awesome, shut up.
>>98824547rape is a fact of life, and art should reflect that
>>98824472They dont all have the same pose!Some are crouching instead lf kneeling.
>>98824487I'm just saying. I think the game wants me to take them seriously, even though they're literally a goober species?
>>98824524I literally only buy on eBay, or insane in store discounts, you can regularly find like everything for 15% or more off for sealed boxes, most of the time it's just some random store that sells shit quicker online
>>98824541In a roundabout way gw avoided rape by virtue of the grimdark; the spotlight is on the armies, and most of them have no interest in plain ol' boring rape.>nids eat you>orks beat you and maybe eat you>eldar think humans are disgusting>dark eldar skip the rape and head straight for hellraiser>tau are too weak to rape, and too ugly to be raped>necrons literally can'tChaos and genestealers are the closest to rapey, and the former tends to skip past the sex and straight to flaying/juicing/soul battery. And then there's the imperium breathing down humanity's collective necks because everything outside of other imperial citizens is verboten.
>>98824552True.
>>98824563>>nids eat youDon't they have a whole subfaction based around raping people?
>>98824548>>98824569>literacy crisis first hand
>>98824569Figuratively. Genestealer's kiss isn't going into your vagina/asshole.
>>98824569Technically, yeah, but their whole schtick seems more akin to a social parasite than just rape cancer spreading through a world. More like Innsmouth citizens covertly drawing other people into the deep one bloodline.
>>98824572The afflicted's progeny will be hybrids even if they lay with normal humans. That's some reproductive-organ takeover tag thing. That's some furry shit! Or...squiddy? Dinoinsectile?
>>98824566... I'm choosing to believe this is just a particularly jacked shoulder...
>>98824569Tyranids are based on Xenomorphs and Xenomorphs are a rape metaphor. Alien is about rape.
>>98824579Why are you so gay, anon?
>>98824552Calm down incel
>>98824552>When everyone was getting upset over that one snippet about the Grey Knights sacrificing an entire company of Sororitas so they could sanctify their weapons in their holy, virgin blood, I just thought to myself “Damn, that’s fucking metal”.It wasn't the act that got people upset, it was the pointlessness of it. GKs are already incorruptible so they had no need to make SoB bone fetishes, not to mention how retarded it is to defeat a khornate daemon via ritual blood sacrifice.
>>98824580I never really thought about it but it really is about rape, huh.>foreign entity you don't know>strikes fear in you>makes you feel powerless>has its way with you
>>98824552Whoa, source? I need to send this to some sistersfags that I know.
>>98824580>Tyranids are based on XenomorphsNope. They became resemble to Xenomorphs after Starcraft.
>>98824555rape seems terribly mundane when haemonculi are sewing 10 dicks to a woman and putting her in a mega milker machine to extract pleasure and pain while she's being kicked in her ten sets of balls
>>98824588You gotta spend blood to make blood
>>98824580Not if I rape them first.
>>98824590Was the whole “the alien forcibly sticks itd penis in your mouth and cums down your throat” bit too subtle for you the first time around?
>>98824595How dare genestealers rape without looking like Giger's. Correction needed!
>>98824590You know there are whole media analysis pieces written about this right? This is not new info, Alien is all about showing rape from the female perspective yes.>>98824595>they weren't based on xenomorphs, they were just designed after xenomorphs later!Okay anon, we all know about screamer killer, very good.
>>98824588>via ritual blood sacrifice.Isn't that what Space Wolves did with their Khornate axe against Magnus?
>>988245925th Edition Grey Knights CodexCtrl+f Bloodtide, I forget which page it is on
>>98824604>, they were just designed after xenomorphs
>>98824595Would you not say this resembles a colorful Xenomorph?
>>98824613Yeah those are the least xenomorphy xenomorphs.The alien is like 2/3 tail, tube skull with no eyes, and certainly does not use tools. I don't know who early Tyranids were designed after.But I heard early genestealers and early carnifexes looked of the same genus? Now not at all
>>98824584I'm just a prude. Have you ever met a gay guy who was actually not a degen?
>>98824613>didn't comprehend what was being said>doubled downIs this esl hour or what?
>>98824623Yeah, sure. I mean in as far as not knowing their personal relationships and what goes on at home, they keep that to themselves but outwardly I know quite a few wholesome gays.
>>98824624Nta, ist it morning in Europe rn? Probably noon in Russia. Me, I'm on night shift lol
Almost doneJust gonna redo the Aquila on the banner pole in a lighter goldThen after that it's onto the actual bannerThrone help me
>think I finally nailed out my workflow for painting my legionaries>ran out of legionaries to paintfuck
>>98824590The facehugger is a big cock and balls on spider legs that chokes people and busts down their throats, man. The alien itself has a huge penis for a head. Giger was a FREAK.
>>98824638Bro wtf isgoing on here. Why does the banner look like drywall
>>98824658Permanent
>>98824605>when you're in a bar lowering competition and your opponents are space wolves
>>98824670Retard
>>98824692Nta, prove it. He's been lurking in here all thread trying not to give himself away but I can still smell stinky diaper
Whatever happened to the good old days when Codex chapters and Tau were Battle Brothers
>>98824638Banner is a little chalky. I'm assuming white spray?
>trying to find which army I would like>nothing but a bunch of surface level asthetic descriptions, mini loredumps followed with "oh uuuhhhhhh they're a horde army I guess"Holy shit I hate nerds so much just tell me how the things fucking play. It shouldn't be this fucking hard to find something beyond just b urself tier advice
>>98824715Are you using these?
>>98824697Trying too hard
>>98824715The rules change all the time. Pick the army you like the look of the most or you'll be sorry.
>>98824638
>>98824740Bro wtf is going on here. Why does the banner look like drywall?
>>98824763Just a lil chalky paint bro, settle petal
Is it true Leman Russ drinks wolf cum? Since there are no real wolves on fenris and just failed aspirants doesn't that mean...
>>98824733I like multiple things and I can't go around chucking 700 dollars every other month because I happen to fancy tyranids over chaos demons now.
All I did today was paint KNEES bros. I fucking HATE batch painting
>>98824787>All I did today was paint VENTS bros. I fucking HATE batch painting
>>98824786Give us your top 3
>>98824787Yikes. Shouldn't hobbies be enjoyable? Maybe don't do batch painting
calling him good except for the missing shoulder and decals (currently somewhere over the Atlantic ocean)
>>98824783>Russ is a pedo gargling underage failed aspirants jizz from their mutant dog dicksJust when I thought that failed abortion of a chapter couldn't get worse
>>98824800two lieutenants and captain in the middle
>>98824804third lieutenant
>>98824808dread is still a bit rough but also doesn't look anywhere near this rough to my eyes irl, might be camera fuckery
>>98824800I looks like you thinned your paints a lot better on this guy. Good job.
>>98824791OrksTyranidsChaos demons I like necrons and chaos knights too, but not everything in themI half like Sororitas really liking some things but not others, also faces are scary
>>98824816thats just it man, I've been painting all these together with the same paints thinned the same way. idk what it is.
>>98824814It generally is the camera, I see every little hair and scuff mark whenever I snap a pic. Solid work though! Nice colour scheme
>>98824818I dub thee an Ork player.Get the ork half of the armageddon box for cheap on eBay.They can play elite if you lean into vehicles, horde, or a mix in between. They have a great range and you are guaranteed to have a good time with them. No ork player has regretted playing them (the same cannot be said for Space Marines and Sisters players)
Time for basing.
>be imperium>make gun that fires 2 bullets at once>mag capacity isn't divisible by 2
>>98824763The Crimson Fists ran out of real fabric, so they had to improvise by using drywall. It is strictly temporary. (But there is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution)
>>98824808>>98824814
>>98824787Reduce the amount per batchPre-mix paintsDo repeated easy steps, rather than multiple steps at a times
>>98824946Way to match his energy
>>98824933>2 round burst>slow/innacurate burstThis is uselessI find it pretty interesting that bolters were sometimes written as having a 4 round burst in old fluff. Why not full auto? Maybe burst fire was seen as better in the 80s.
>>98824933John Bolter must have been French.
>>98824933The Imperium, much like every government in the world today, is keenly aware of the fact that their soldiers (even the space marines - especially the space marines) are near-braindead retards. Thus, if the weapon fires two-round bursts, and then only fires one round at the end of the magazine, the retard holding the weapon has an obvious sound cue that their weapon needs to be reloaded.
Do Sisters now get black carapace too? Why do new models have black carapace ports on their skin?
>>98824968>Thus, if the weapon fires two-round bursts, and then only fires one round at the end of the magazine, the retard holding the weapon has an obvious sound cue that their weapon needs to be reloaded.The issue is that the average retard is so retarded that they don't notice they only shot 1 bullet. They'll just keep pulling the trigger until they realize the mag is empty.
>>98824975/vg/ newfag
>>98822853Played my first game with an Ork army last weekend, it was fun as fuck, but my boyz got their shit pushed in by vehicles.Need to look into some proper anti vehicle units to add in
>>98824975nothose are not black carapace ports
>>98824818Seconding what anon said, ork half of the starter box is dirty cheap on ebay, or at least it was not long ago
>>98825004What are they?
Imperial warp drives within space ships are all connected to Vashtorr and are Vashtorr's physical incarnations in real space.It's the reason why Imperium insists on having a human carry a "fuel payload" to the core to "refuel" it. The core doesn't necessarily even need the fuel, they just send humans into the warp drive as a form of human sacrifice to Vashtorr and that is what actually powers the warp drive regardless of fuel.This is the reason why the techpriests never want to install conveyor belts for safer and easier refueling. The point is the human sacrifice and the suffering, not the "fuel payload".
>>98825009ports, just not black carapace ones
>>98825020Cool idea, but why hasn't any Inquisitor figured this out over the past 10,000 years and put a stop to it?
>>98825009Injection ports for the Holy Trinity: silicone, botox, and ketamine.
Any advices on places where I can go and post my miniatures in order to receive criticisms in order to improve myself during the painting process?
>>98825051reddit
>>98825067Eww
>>98825051Unironically, reddit. If not there, just google "miniature painting forum" and make an account.
>>98823101Have you tried /wip/ or the discord?
I fall for slaanesh trickery today
>>98825020Having gods be created from anything was always retarded. The idea that everytime you tinker on something it fuels a god in the warp is fucking stupid.
>>98825040Because the Inquisition can't stop it.Stopping the whole ritual and preventing sacrifices would mean that Imperium would have to rip out the warp drives in each and every imperial star ship.But the worse part is that there'd be no actual replacement either, and the adeptus mechanicus will refuse to come up with another FTL solution for innovation is tech heresy and against their doctorine.Imperium would lose their FTL capabilities meaning Imperium would be no longer capable of protecting any of its territories or supporting its colonies or even Terra.It'd effectively be another Age of Strife cut humanity off from one another, which is something the Inquisition cannot allow even if giving continual sacrifices to Vashtorr and just being Vashtorr worshippers in secret is a bad idea in the long run.
How do people do banner patterns so good? Mine look awful
>>98825085use a pencil first
>>98825020Wouldn't this be picked up at the get go of the Emps whole plan to starve the chaos gods?
>>98825099Emps needs space ships to conquer the galaxy now, not 200 years later.
>>98825102Or maybe the fan theory is just lame and gay.
>>98825072forgot pic
>>98823755>le quirk chungusincorrect buzzword
2026 christmas boxesspace marines - focused on bikes with new land and storm speederspace wolves - new minis with logan and 2x headtakersCSM - IW-themed, with kravek and mutilatorsAdmech - Tulia, Hastari, 2 chicken walkersNecron - Necrosor, Hexmark, ophydians and skorpekhsVotann - Memnyr, Grimnyr, thunderkyn, steeljacks, 2x artillery thing
>>98825120>2026 wolves I need headtakers and logan. But real with me. Are you legit?
>>98824975Because those models were low effort garbage made from leftover arco flagellant assets
>>98825125No.
>>98825082Does FTL exist at all outside the warp? Isn't the warp the only way to do FTL?That's why the Tau are stuck in their tiny sector.
>>98825139You ass.
>>98825144no, there are other tricks, but they're harder to do
>>98825120Iron warrior theme boxwith rhino, vindicator, 2 predators and 10 legionaries with upgrade spruceso they can get rid of all the rhino chassis before legending them all in 11th codex
>>98823188>It's an objective downgrade from VT in every way in terms of the game itselfnot anymoreNow it's objectively superior in many waysWeapon quantity and qualityClass quantity and qualityWeapon perksCraftingSkill treesWriting actually being serious instead of constant quippingMovementAll of those are objectively better than VT2 now
>>98823591>the Zealot and pretending I'm a repentiawell next class is SoB Novitate, maybe she will have Repentia path too
>>98825166>Weapon quantity and quality A lot of the weapons are just ripped striaght from VT2. >Class quantity and quality Class balance in this game is 10000000x worse than VT2. Confirmed auric shitter.>Weapon perksHavent been properly updated since the gacha crap that was weapon rolls. I can't think of a single weapon with a balanced perk set.>CraftingWas finally better after 3 years* don't be disingenuous>Skill treesGame is completely unbalanced, VT2 are honestly better because of that.>writing actually being serious instead of constant equippingThis has to be a fucking joke.>movement It's more fuild. But that has led to the balance being crap again because you are on your ass 24/7 and the game is spawning more and more shit to try and gib you.The game is not better than VT2. My diagnosis is that you are one of the trench shitters who I auto DECLINED when trying to join my 40s back when I played that shit.
>>98825111what do I play with first?
>>98825175You are babbling about unrelated shit>A lot of the weapons are just ripped striaght from VT2.Vast majority are unique, each is improved with more mechanical depth, attack patterns, each having push attack and special attack or an ability on top of ranged weapons which do not exist in VT2 and having variats to bootIt's objectively better in this regard>Class balance in this game is 10000000x worse than VT2. Confirmed auric shitter.Classes have far more content and variety in them, letting you experiment with different builds etc Massive, MASSIVE upgrade over VT2, objective one too. Balance quirks exists in VT2 too>Weapon perksActually interesting instead of only quick slaying existing>Was finally better after 3 years*AND? That's the point, it's now OBJECTIVELY better than in VT2. Which still doesn't let you craft what you want and you have to sit there rerolling endlessly and praying to RNG god you will get traits on your weapon you want>Game is completely unbalanced, VT2 are honestly better because of that.No, it isn't because classes in VT2 are boring and one note due to that>This has to be a fucking joke.VT2 has the worst writing out of 3 games. It's nothing but constant and endless marvelslop memeshit, with characters quipping all the time and taking nothing seriously. A MASSIVE downgrade from VT1. Every dialogue is like "is cousin okri real" joke. Absolute garbage. DT is much better due to that>movementIt's vastly improved due to being able to vault over obstacles alone, instead of getting stuck on a rock or a fence>The game is not better than VT2.It is OBJECTIVELY superior now in many areas. Not all of them, but to claim that it doesn't do anything better now is a disingenuous exaggeration>My diagnosis is that you are one of the trench shitters who I auto DECLINED when trying to join my 40s back when I played that shit.You are downright retarded, projecting utterly irrelevant skill issue meme on a topic not related to it
>>98825196Game balance is everything for a horde shooter. Legend/cata are a lot more interesting than the special crusher slop that is aurics and especially Havoc. You didn't refute my initial point about game balance because you know that the conga line of trappers is objectively dogshit.Not reading all of your post. Now fuck off back to the circlejerk of /coopg/ you fucking cretin. I'm willing to bet you are that retard who couldn't shut the fuck up about /40kg/ drama.
I’m sure this has been done to death but how is this fat retard so popular >complete lorelet>check out my army (commission painted) - paintlet - in his tone pro review video it looks like he’s never even held a brush in his life >no evidence he even plays the game or understands the rules - gamelet>room full of shit merch - consoomerAre we really that regarded in this hobby that a guy who shows no evidence of any actual interest in the hobby can make a living of YouTube vids where he just spouts rumours he reads on forums? If so what other fandoms could be next, I wouldn’t mind a comfy life waffling about some hobby I don’t care about for a few hours a day making loads.
>>98825215>Game balance is everything for a horde shooteNo, it isn't. And more importantly it's irrelevant to the topic of >>98823188 "an objective downgrade from VT in every way in terms of the game itself"Because there are numerous areas in which DT is in fact objectively better. Gameplay areas on top of other.>You didn't refute my initial point about game balance It's not relevant to the topic at hand. At all. Implying VT2 has a perfect balance is laughable to begin with too>Not reading all of your postI know. Because you can't refute my initial point about game being objectively superior in many ways because you know that your take is objectively dogshit.>Now fuck off back to the circlejerk of /coopg/I rarely visit it, used to prefer /vtg/>couldn't shut the fuck up about /40kg/ drama.no idea what you are talking aboutYou are massively unstable, seething and overly emotional over this topic too. It's very pathetic to be honest
>>98825218His only value is that someone from GW leaks releases to him all the time. That's it
>>98825218he has a reliable source of rumors which you won't find elsewherethat's it
>>98825218State of that
>>98825218I dunno ask /vt/
>>98825218>Are we really that regarded>regardedZoomer self-censorship and self-lobotomization is wild, man.
>>98825230>Still cannot refute my point that darktides balance is dogshit>Which has been a staple talking point for fucking ages. As everyone who plays this is over crusher clowncars and builds being streamlined to deal with what is essentially is, a gigantic clusterfuck on your screen at high diffs.>Strawmanning me as unstable because you can't win an argument Post models or fuck off. You being shit at darktide is not my problem.
>>98824984ECKSDEE
>buy 2nd hand neophytes >previous owner used acolyte parts with human neophyte heads, making most of the models inconsistent this shit fucking annoys me
>>98825255nta but you know the rule anon
>>98825293Already posted mine. >>98824851
>>98825295>the wolf fag is also a shitposteroh no NOT ANOTHER ONE REEEEEEEE
>>98825302>disagreeing with you is shitposting
>>98825302>no models>thread bogeyman because you still can't prove me wrongC O P E
>>98825303>>98825304not the same anon guys calm down jeez
>>98825191cant wait to see all of this on marketplace in about 6 months time
>>98825255>Still cannot refute my point that darktides balance is dogshitThis isn't the point. Balance is merely one of game aspects and nowhere near close enough to be all that matters, in a coop game of all things>Strawmanning me as unstable because you can't win an argumentYou are doing it yourself, by sligning slurs, seething and memeing about git gut in a topic completely unrelated to it>Post modelsNot relevant to the topic at hand, but ok>You being shit at darktide is not my problem.Not relevant to the discussionYou are acting like a WAACfag
>>98825317>still cannot refute a single one of my points >pretending you also haven't been throwing insults >still strawmanning meLet me know when (You) are actually going to challenge my point.
>>98825310well the space muhreen is already on marketplace
>>98825324>still cannot refute a single one of my pointsOther than listing features which are objectively better in DT>pretending you also haven't been throwing insults You started>still strawmanning meNever done that.
>>98825250>Misses the fact I called him a retard in the opening lineBoomer confirmation bias is wild man.
played a game tonight against orks :Di won :D
>>98825333And yet you still choose to use the fucktarded euphemisms that Mommydommy Jewtube approves of because your neurons are fried.
>>98825357Uh oh, Boomer melty!
>>98824367Why'd they have to kill the decalolis, bro? I loved them so fucking much
>>98825348>tonightare you an ausfag too?
>>98825348Hell yeah, what detachment(s) did you run?
>>98825378nah ratfag has red tau, and they arent as good as that anons
>>98825271u wot
>>98825372kauyonmy opponent had some very nicely painted models
>>98825393Based macdonald tau
>>98825393Do you run any support detachments alongside kauyon?It seems like you have to play quite cagey to begin until you get most of your rules, I've mainly gone the opposite route with montka, just trying to cripple my opponent early and score points later.
>>98823012>the people that lost the war in heaven post-war in heaven>26%?
>>98825434No one cares ratfag
>>98825436tertiaries are retarded
>>98825218Valrak has connections that leak GW stuff to him which is more then most 40k sloptubers
>>98825310I don't know why people make mass purchases like that, a few months ago someone at my LGS bought so many sisters stuff all at once. It was his first time and I told him to keep it small for an initial cost, maybe buy only the combat patrol at first only. He ended up buying the combat patrol, paragon warsuits, vahl, rhinos and bunch of other shit. Last week he put them all on sale at a fraction of their costs on the group chat.
>>98825504depressive/stress spending>hurr if im invested it will push me to finishwhich is a 50/50 depending on how the faction lands with them ultimately since building/painting/playing/looking can be diametrically apart from eachother
>>98824975Sisters power armour isn't as advanced as SM armour but they still have connections with their nervous system and the armour for optimized performance. Black carapace is on another level, while it also functions as subdermal armouring. Power armour without that requirement is also available.
whats the maximum amount of rubrics one wants to have? 40? 60?
>>98825504yeah its become a joke at this point, unfortunately the person who introduces them to the hobby will probably tell them that the standard is 2k points so they go and buy 2k points worth, which is fucking overwhelming for anyone new to the hobby. also as anon pointed out depressive spending, and i can vouch for that as someone who bought a shit load of 2nd hand models and an absurd amount of paints
>>98825191>he bought all of that at MSRPOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO
>>98825518>>98825543I mean as long as that person isn't me, I'm good but I kinda feel bad for taking advantage of other people's bad decisions. I got most of my GSC by a guy who impulse purchased almost 2000pts of GSC, then sold it for 40% of the MSRP on-sprue.I don't think I'd be able to play the army if it wasn't for him, given how expensive the Genestealer Cults are.
>>98825144No. Tyranids' FTL "tech" is them using the so called Narwhal which use their psychic powers to create a giant gravity well that they then use to bend space around them and then have the whole hive fleet "surf" on "wave" created by the gravity well, which makes them move faster than light speed.Also Narwhals are key to the tyranids finding new planets to feed on because they are very sensitive to psychic signals which lets them find the planets that house life, which usually is psychic in some way, then aim towards it and then "lock on" so they can "jump"
>>98825230>>Game balance is everything for a horde shoote>No, it isn't.Not him but it is important. It is not the most important maybe, but you still need good game balance because it'll get incredibly fucking boring when there's only like 2 decent melees and 2 decent ranged weapons on each class. Practically everything is usable and strong in aurics, but that doesn't mean much because auric as a difficulty has gotten massively power crept and a single decent player can completely 1 man the mission pretty much.However, havoc is worse with the weapon shit, you can pretty much count on 1 hand all viable weapons for havoc 40 for each class.Ogryn is a perfect example of this, his only non-shit weapons in havoc are the pickaxe, power maul, rumbler and grenade gauntlet. Rest of the arsenal might as well not exist because they've gotten so badly power crept out of the game that you're practically griefing if you bring them into a mission.>t. have 2500 hours in DT and autistically mained ogryn since launch and mainly play havoc with it
>>98825563>psychiccitation needed
>>98825191>Armageddon box>and bunch of Chaos stuff
>>98825560ive tried to buy most of my gsc 2nd hand but its been fucking hard, even shit thats an ok deal tends to sell very quickly. ive gotten a bunch of shit nos but not at an amazing discount like you did. ive bought most of my characters 2nd hand though, i feel like thats the biggest cost in this army, the characters are hilariously expensive
>>98824552>one snippet about the Grey Knights sacrificing an entire company of Sororitas so they could sanctify their weapons in their holy, virgin bloodWhy did they have to be sacrificed? Couldn't they just donate blood, like at a blood bank?
>>98825599I think the goal is to have 3 armies around 700ish points each? IIRC the armageddon box is about 750 points for both sides, I guess this is fine for small games to introduce friends to the game.
>>98825623no
>>98825616>the characters are hilariously expensiveand the army doesn't function without them currently. I kitbashed my sabouteurs & benefictus with the existing models that I have. Broodbrothers Kill Team is also a nice way of getting a few characters out of for the fraction of their price.Necromunda has nice kits for characters as well, I got the pic related arriving next month. I'll make a Biophagus, Sanctus, Abominant, Iconward and a Nexos with it. I'll grab a box of Delaque gang to make more Acolytes, since I have so many bits left unusued from the 6 sprues of Acolytes that I have.
>>98825631oh fuck i never seen that kit before, so many great converting options. wish i saw this before committing to getting most of the characters i need. theres a few 3rd party options for characters too but they stick out a little bit, particularly the coomer saboteur but thats intended
>>98825660>coomer saboteurDoubleAction is that you?
are dark lances admissible for the collage?
>>98825679>dark lance>clearly white
>>98825679Yea he lets you post anything basically
>>98824121If you're a compfag the box isn't that great because you only ever want 1 SC and never want any foot infantryBut if you aren't a queer 2 CPs makes an almost competent army with points to spare>>98824154>It's literally 725 pointsIt's *literally* 1175 at its cheapest
Ded thredDed gaem
>>98825504were they painted at least when he sold them?I mean if they are all painted and he played them that is just mean he simply doesnt like sisters and was bait by waifubait
>>98825810>t.nomodels
>>98824933I never put it together that the two round burst this does whole hip firing in Darktide matches the attack profile of the TT game till this post. Neat.
>>98825811Some of it were built, some were primed, most are still on the box with wrap. No models are painted, it's just a waste of money.
>>98824950>Maybe burst fire was seen as better in the 80sThe M16A2 was adopted in 1986, it used a 3-round burst instead of a full-auto for its third selector position that the M16A1 did. Western armies were buying into burst fire as "a more controllable version of full-auto fire." In reality making the gun recoil less was the better solution, as we see today.Burst fire on bolters is a product of the time period when they were created.
>>98825810GW themselves said no more Codexes this year, we're being put on ice
>>98825850so dude never play a single game of it?but why?
Let chaos idols take this thread!
>>98825625>launch box ork>launch box blood angle>a defilerI wonder who would win
>want to play an army full of harpies>GW nerfed them to hell and backwtf I want my locust swarm to rain hellfire and spores from above
>>98825962That’s fucking nutsThere are so many armies to doNo roadmap either to my knowledge
This should have been an index edition
Have you tried screening?
>>98826048every edition should be an index edition and codex should be exclusively for fluff and art
>>98826037They said roadmap in the next preview show.
>>98826052i would unironically prefer thisA lot of people care more about the lore than the actual game so there's a chance the books would sell more
>>98826052Never happening, be realistic
>>98826056the only problem is that gw is too retarded to have a good archive of all their old artworks to make an even somewhat comprehensive artbook for any faction
>>98825962there is still holiday box to look forward to
>>98826056i dont even mind if the fucking warhammer+ let you unlock everything in its retard app
>>98826062I DON'T WANT TO BE REALISTIC REALITY FUCKING SUCKS
do they still only have like four playtest games per writer
>>98826085rules should be free and codices should be lore and artFor fucks sake you have to buy over 2k dollars worth of plastic to form a fucking army, throw us a bone and make the rules free.I don't want to buy the 10th edition codex to unlock 11th edition rules on the fucking app
>>98826054Thank GodAbout time
>>98826091>rules should be free and codices should be lore and artbut then they can't scam newcomers and brain-dead players with buying the codex every time it's out
>>98826110They can if they bundle it with that edition's pity model or army set and a code to access the rules online.
>>98826052>>98826056>>98826091ThisThe plastic is where the money is atBuying a physical rulebook just for it to be out of date by the time it even arrives at your house is fucking retardedThe codexes should just be fun fluff books with cool art and lore and shit
>>98826130lets meet GW halfwaysell the fucking digital codex and the army unlock?so I can buy the unlock for my army?they dont have to make anything and get free money?I mean they were selling it then just stop
Who has less goodwill, GW or WotC
>>98822952>DaneI need to have my heavy weapon squads like this. Might look odd, but at least their gear won't take up much "base space."
>>98826090>Playtest games
>>98826156if you have to ask it's because your only experience is gw
>>98826115>Bundle codex with a code to get rules onlineAnon what the fuck do you think is happening now?
>>98826168the codex barely have any art of fluff worth a shit in them anymore
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