Magic the Gathering thread focused on in-universe content. No positive or neutral posting about UB content.>how do I search for non-UB cards?On Scryfall "-is:ub"On EDHREC selecting "Universes Beyond" under Filters hides them.>Can I play UB cards even if I hate them?You can do whatever you want, but you shouldn't contribute to the enshittification of this game. More people taking a stance against UB means WotC are more likepy to notice the dislike for it.Proxy them if you must (ideally as in-universe characters), or wait for them to get in-universe reprints as a few already have.>TQHad any good wins lately? You do win games...right anon...?
>>98829063Is Myrkul hatebears?
God's Judgement {w}{w}{2}type - instantIf there were no non-basic lands, no artifacts, no non-white cards in your deck at the beginning of the game nor in your side-board, you win the game.There you go. I just fixed MTG for you.
>>98829402Thanks bud, you fixed it so now you need never post again.
Reposting my commanders if anyone wants to roast me
>>98829402*Allah's Judgement
>>98829519Literally the same thing
>>98829228No, I detail a bit more in the follow-up reply posts. Myrkul is elfball made with just cards I already owned. The idea is that elfball dies to boardwipes, so let's make it not do that, and also that elfball is ridiculous not matter what you out in it, so I'll just limit the deck to the cards I own. The land base is hot trash.
>>98829425BoringBoring tribalMaybe funMaybe funMaybe funWhat's it do?BoringWhat's it do?Maybe funBoringBoring tribalArtifact, enchantment, or land? Please don't say creature.Nice, but we both know what you're really playing.FunMaybe funFunBoringBoringProbably boringBoring because tutor, otherwise funDunnoDunnoRoasted
>>98829425Commander aint real magic so
>>98829219>TQI do, but nothing recent as I don't play that often, and I focus more on my deck doing its thing than winning. The last time we played both games were greuling. First was just our four dragins decks battling it out, all of which are slow and nobody wanted to attack for a good long while, health pools dwindled though and eventually someone won with that hellkite that creates 6/6s and pings. I was pretty behind cause all my shit kept being removed despite going the slowest of everyone, but I had removal in hand and shouod have used it. Forgot about the ping etb damage, just thinking about how many creatures he had.The second greuling game was 1 hard control deck, 1 control and mill deck, 1 control and artifact deck, and my bracket 1 esper fun things pile. I was literally the only one who dealt any damage all game, and only 4 to each player. My commander was removed 3 or 4 times despite being frankly no threat to anyone.
>>98829954Oh, forgot the actual TQ answer. It would have been the time before that, a few months ago, winning one game out of 3, but would have won 2 if I didn't completely forget my commander had totem armor. Would have turned a complete boardwipe on my side into 1 aura gone.
Jace has a thing for sluts.
>>98829219You should have added that mega link to OP with lorebooks.
>>98830579someone could even say he is a fat disgusting otaku
>>98830579God AI memes look so fucking bad. The clanker can't restrain itself, it makes every frame so busy and cluttered
>>98829922>BoringVery fun actually>Boring tribalTribal + control, fun>Maybe funIdk why you think Eriette is boring but Yenna maybe fun. I like my Yenna deck but it's generally more boring to play than Eriette. Just enchantress + voltron>Maybe funWildsear is very fun when it doesn't brick. Dozens of cascades, dozens of ETB triggers>Maybe funAshling bricks like a motherfucker, but it is thematic to burn out>What's it do?D&L is my "I'm turning off as many types of abilities as I can" deck to wrestle down higher bracket decks>BoringEnchantment creatures are fun>What's it do?It does everything on the card. I force sacks, I make treasure synergies, and I burn everyone>Maybe funNeera is a straight gambling deck. Crank that slot machine>BoringIt's one of the best voltron decks I've ever played. Only works against people who don't know what I'm doing though.>Boring tribalA bit. Spooky themed though>Artifact, enchantment, or land? Please don't say creature.Enchantments>Nice, but we both know what you're really playing.Sorcery :)>FunClosest to being deconstructed. Mana base just doesn't run well.>Maybe funYeah just copy everything, it's fun to pilot>FunVery. Burn draw and try to see the Matrix when you have 30 cards in hand to figure out what line actually wins the game>BoringSimple, but effective>BoringNah I went all in on protection, this deck is incredible to pilot, very interactive. Basically never wins.>Probably boringYeah Dark Apostles>Boring because tutor, otherwise funVery linear, fun to pull off though>DunnoHuman aristocrats>DunnoBlink and +1/+1sCurrently building pic related but not having much of a board state by turn 7
>>98832416>>Boring>Very fun actually>roast me>refuses to be roasted
>>98832416Naw, boringTribalshit is always boringI said maybe fun, evidently you built it boring.YeahYeahSounds boringBoringFair enoughI meant how is it built. Obviously you gamble.BoringtronSpooky is fun to look at but tribal is boringCoolYeah, he's funMana base shmana base. Fun is fun.FairIndeedIf your description of your deck is effective, it's boringFunny, but probaboy still boring.I assume you mean shadowborn apostles, in which case, boring.BoringDunnodunnoCurrently building boringBoom roasted again
>>98832858It's a figure of speech. Just going through a list and saying "boring" to some of them isn't much of a roast anyway
Is this nibba literally ever getting a reprint? I really want a copy but holy shit it's $30 because it's only ever been printed one. Like sure it's a good card, but if it had been printed 3 or 4 times I easily think it'd come below $10
>>98833892jumpstart vards do be like that and wotc is too busy churning out 7+ new sets s year, half of which are useless
>>98830579Jace without his Gorgon girlfriend? FAIL
>>98830579who doesn't...
>>98835137chandra
So what do we do until February of next year?
>>98837814Sweet FA, sadly.Basically the only good way to play now is limited, and it's way too expensive, so unless you have a playgroup with a mr moneybags that's willing to shell out to host a phantom draft, or you're happy to play online, you're kinda buggered.Personally I just build commander decks that I rarely get to play.
>>98837814wait for the sure hit end of the year cumandturd announcement
>>98837814draft mb3
>>98829219>jumpstart card on OPAlready off topic, dogshit thread fuck UB.
>>98838908You're welcome to kill yourself at any time as a special action
>>98838908This is news to me. Why are we supposed to hate jumpstart?
>>98839108It was beginning of the end via anime cards making their way into the mainstream.>anime/jumpstart = UB pedo shit
>>98839108No he's just being a shit-stirring tranny because he doesn't like these threads.
>>98839191Pedo apologist, I bet you’re gonna get a warhammer precon when those consumerist pieces of landfill are redistributed. I fucking hate you.
>>98839206Go back to your containment thread, gaybolasproUBspammer/
>>98839254>UB pedo apologist thinks I’m the gaybolas niggerThat nigger is probably a bigger pedo than you are, you gotta up your game if you think you can stand toe to toe with the most prolific pedophile /tg/ has ever seen.
>>98830579Lili has the inbuilt "I can fix her" theme about her.
>>98839206>>98839273You're doing a great job of derailing the thread you hate and we're all very proud of you. Go ahead and give us another bump
Post me some old art.
>>98845506How old?
Gnomes were not always mechanical before AFR. Huh.
Wow, this one is awful.
I really like the colors mark poole uses. There's a lot of old mtg art that's very washed out, but his rarely seems to be.
It's really cool that they used to have completely different art for the same card in the same set.
>>98846234Old enough to party
>>98829425linvala drana list? I wanna know how it plays
>>98846234as you like>>98846275some of it very meme tier, that is true
>>98846258bottle gnomes were a thing long ago
>>98839591would not bro, absolutely not>but goth gfI'm 31 I have better shit to do than unfuck a woman's life
>>98852400I realize that, but it's fantasy.
old dominaria is kind of cool
>>98846321They brought that back for some of the newer un-sets.
>>98845506Old enough?
>>98857425Is that supposed to be Lim Dul or just some executioner working for him? Weird choice of name.
What symbol is that on the text box of this card?
>>98858032if he's the same guy here this flavor text says it's some other guy
>>98858465I'm so tired of grixis being le evil colors
>>98858574there are plenty of non-evil grixis legends, like kess and obeka
>>98858574black is evil
>>98858907That's not how the colors work
>>98829575But in red
>>98846298i wish fastbond was playable anywhere. i love the art and the concept of the card is awesome but it's too high power for everything outside of vintage and it's too low power for vintage, there aren't too many cards like that
Is there a resource that lets you see netdecks without any UB dogshit?
>>98858963Are they? I thought black/swamp mana was associated with evil or just sociopathy from almost the start of mtg? Or am I wrong?
>>98862856Color is supposed to be independent of morality. Black is more associated with evil because it's the color of power at a cost, and often the cost is other people, but not always.You can look at the various animals from Bloomburrow for a recent example. Rats Lizards Bats and Squirrels all have black. In each case there is necromancy, lifedrain, mindcontrol, harsh environments and so on, but all animals are strictly speaking "good guys" who work together to fight off the calamity beasts, they just have different methods. An older example is golgari elves, which have black because it's about the cycle of life death and rebirth, and giving up your body to the land so new things can be born of it even if those new things aren't prettyReally it comes down to WotC just being lazy and flanderizing it. The last time other colors had villains anyone gave a fuck about was the phyrexians. That's where they toyed with the extreme of each color becoming oppressive. You don't want unyielding law and order, you don't want progress for the sake of progress, you don't want endless wilderness etcBloomburrow almost did this, with the idea that calamity beasts represent seasons or natural disasters taken to the extreme, so while Beeza is monowhite and representative of Spring, it actually being Spring all the fucking time would be awful because there is no harvest. But of course that's post set-blocks so you pretty much get no sense of that being what they were going for at all unless you read the lore.But (may allah forgive me for uttering these words) if you look at any UB set *spits* without fucking fail the villain of the setting is monoblack, rakdos, or grixis. I don't even think it makes sense, the Fire Nation in Avatar is literally a fucking empire, they would have every reason to have white, but Zuko only gets mardu for his cards where he's redeemed. Why the fuck Azula has blue I'll never know. She isn't a very curious or inventive person. It's all a joke
most powerful card ever printed in magic, change my mind
>>98863519Lotus is very close, I'd think. Uncucked Lurrus was also a contender, especially with the power of Lotus. Recall is nuts busted and can basically only ever get MORE nuts busted, because it's power is dependent on how powerful the other cards in your deck are, and that power only ever goes up. Lotus is somewhat similar in this regard because it actually lets you play those powerful cards and it gets better the more powerful they become, but you can still play through something powered out by lotus. A vintage game is often decided the moment an ancestral resolves. Tinker should also be up there, as a resolved tinker should also win the game but in a much more flashy way.
>>98863519On the sheerest principle that Black Lotus can go into any deck and essentially any board state and make it superior, it automatically takes the crown.Ancestral Recall is strong, yes. But there are plenty of situations where three more cards don't help you, or you don't have blue mana."But there are plenty of situations where more mana doesn't help you!" Fewer. Exceedingly fewer. Mana is the lifeblood of MtG. Mana makes everything happen. The game operates on mana. More mana means a lot more than more cards, especially since mana can become cards very easily by means of things not as powerful as Ancestral Recall, but free mana effects like Lotus are vanishingly rare.
Any chance the new wotc demands of Hasbro will lead to wotc breaking off and therefore no more UB? Or for legal reasons is that never gunna happen?
Another round if UB proxies. Finished another two decks today. Up to 37 now.
>>98863519not even the most powerful card draw
>>98863911Hasbro will declare bankruptcy before letting 2/3rds of their revenue stream go. It would take an utter catastrophe for that to happen.
>>98863911You mean the unionizing? That shit never works out without government backing. If you unionize independently the corporation will find a way to get what they want, they simply have more resources.Even in European countries where unions are quite strong, there are often enough non-union workers that the companies get away with a lot
>>98863519card draw does nothing if you cant win
>>98864639Maybe that's what they're trying, but reappy what I was hoping for was wotc somehow leaving with their IPs intact.
>>98865062combos don't work if you don't have both pieces
>>98863519What is the art and name of that card implying?
>>98864546>>98865062oldest mtg art can be goofy sometimes, but also cool sometimes
>>98865638Yeah nah as far as I'm aware there's nothing about WotC trying to leave Hasbro. WotC employees are trying to do some leftoid union-wank shit
>>98869472Damn clickbait news storys. Boo.
>>98868227I think they call that soul
Alternatives to Snapcaster in azorius?
>>98870291In what way?
>>98870291Name your format and why you want snapcasterThere's mission briefing, but it sucks quite a bit more than snapcaster.
>>98870395>>98870397Is there anything that is blue white? Color matters a bitFormat is commander, of course. But idc I'll play something that's only good in other formats
>>98870507Can't find any card that's exactly UW and deals with instants or sorceries in the yard, why does it needing to be both U and W matter? You can play mono colored spells in commander, you know.https://scryfall.com/search?q=oracle%3Agraveyard+color%3DWU+%28game%3Apaper%29+prefer%3Abest+-is%3Aub&unique=cards&as=grid&order=cmc&dir=ascfor the search i tried
>>98870507What kind of larp is this?
Hey can one of you dumbasses come pick up your retard from the edh thread? They're embarassing themselves again.
>>98831130Archive of many mtg books, comics.https://mega.nz/folder/WfhhzSxT#IZUbBarxAZUWOB-KKzrQWg
>>98870587I’m doing multicolor payoffs.Thanks for trying>>98870772Larp? We’re making Seal of the Guildpact work, daddy chill
I want to get Ice Age mana, or equivalent art mana cards. I see 20 for ~$10 on ebay. I'd be down to buy someone's collection to rebuild mine.
Sometimes old MTG art is the best art.
>>98874312shes covered in poop
>>98874312What is this thing, it's a sorcery but it looks like a creature or artifact. I like to think of it as some kind of weird stinky lovecraftian monster
>>98872366For me it's mirage lands. This one has a bird on it. He's cute. Urza's saga lands can also be pretty sexy.>>98874372(You) are the evil stinky monster head, the sorcery is you channeling that stench.
>>98874372A random creature having stinky breath. Could even have a full body under the ground.
>>98866999He's remembering the wisdom of the ancients
>>98874312ebin bondage
>what's Magic the Gathering like in 2026?
>>98876770lol
>>98874312https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/17-10-26-rakdos-vampires/
>>98874692moumtaim
>>98872366I got them and more, yay!
>>98829219One of the reasons I stopped playing MTG was Universes Beyond. I could tolerate anything with actual magic in them, but TMNT, 40k and Fallout? Lots of people missed the opportunity to kill they/themselves.Personally, I think switching to a new game like Flesh and Blood would be a better move, but I wouldn't mind seeing you succeed.Godspeed.
>>98879207>>98877233Call me a heretic, but I never liked mana being tied down to landscape concepts like "swamp", "island". Not that mana can't be inside those things, but that specific colors of it are in those specific landscapes.
>>98880031I'm gonna be honest with you, I would have tolerated it had they shown any semblance of restraint. Like I get LOTR(the Aragorn incident is another matter), avatar, heck even 40k and final fantasy. But then starting with walking dead and immediately (speaking from set timescale) going to TMNT, spiderman, star trek in hopes of striking everything to max the cash out made me hate the whole thing
>>98880139The asshole.Same, except I was dumbfounded they went with 40k instead of Fantasy. I did not accept that.And the Aragorn incident is another 33% of why I doubt I'll ever buy another M:tG card. You could a new setting with powerful, influential black people and elevate them, but they made a mockery of it by stealing identity.> Pic semi-related, Emperor: Battle for Dune
>>98880285>You could a new setting with powerful, influential black people and elevate themThis.They have full latitude to make new settings where things are however they want them to be, but they instead decided that changing existing third-party settings to appeal to politics was somehow the right move.Like, it's well known that fiction purists will get up in arms if you don't respect the source material, what exactly did they think would happen when they changed major details of existing stories for political points?
>>98880031>>98880139It was fine as a Commander thing, commander is basically custom cards already. It replacing real Magic sets is where the problem arose, for me. I do not want to show up to a competitive event and have to deal with Peter Parker, Web-Slinger equipping Buster Swords and swinging through because they cast He's Dead Jim on my Donatello, Does Machines.
>>98880285>>98880345Because their objective is not elevating black and african culture, but destroying white cultureDon't forget that, knowingly or not, this is part of the grand project of turning all of us into a mish mash of everything
>>98880365> At first, they came for the Commander format. I said nothing as I didn't play Commander anyways.>>98880512I stopped using the term "white culture" (singular). I'm french canadian, and I can tell you there is at least 2 white cultures in my country. And neither look like the French's culture.We're talking devil-enchanted canoe floating in the sky touching a church's cross and capsizing, sending its occupants to hell.
Can you build a nature/wood elf themed deck in Magic The Gathering that uses nature-themed creatures (rather than undead or demons or whatever-the-fuck), elves, fae beings and tree spirits?
>>98880657yeah? pretty easy too cos there are many different flavors and well supported archetypes like japanese nature spirits from kamigawa or bug like fae from lorwyn and just regular ass elves from every other set
>>98880561White culture is european culture, what connects most of them. Cultures of respect, civility, accountability, and trust.
>>98880657Lots of tribal support if that's what you want. Otherwise you can 100% just do themes of all sorts.
>>98880657Easily. What format are you interested in?
>>98880512>Because their objective is not elevating black and african culture, but destroying white cultureAlternatively, it's because bigwigs internally decided "diversity = good, ergo we'll get more sales by virtue signaling". And due to how marketing research has been coopted to reinforce existing management choices rather than inform them, any feedback suggesting the decision was wrong is scrubbed away long before it reaches their ivory towers.
>>98880561I understand the concern, but I don't think it's reductionist, "white culture" can mean "cultures that are from white people", not a single monolithic one, and as anon said >>98880767 you have some connecting themes, not only on concepts but historically too (pre-germanic sky father and all that)
>>98880874Yes I agree, what I'm trying to point out is that is the mechanism of it, even if they are not aware, the release of the memetic agent "diversity is our strength" is part of the plan
>>98880031The poor design and made for commander cards pushed me away, UB was the nail in the coffin for me. I'm not an oldhead by any means. Started playing in M15 mostly with draft and pauper. I liked EDH too. Somewhere around after DOM the game started to feel like it was moving in a definitively bad direction thematically and mechanically. I lost touch with the game when I went to college but occasionally played commander whenever I went home for the holidays. my friends kept up with the release schedule and every holiday I came back the EDH decks kept getting sillier and sillier with bloated board states and cards that had walls of text. By the time I graduated and tried to get back into the game it was completely different.All that to say, I guess I know how the oldheads who were always banging the drum of "magic has been shit since tenth edition!!!" feel now.
>>98880285>You could a new setting with powerful, influential black people and elevate them,Just saying, they do this, and chuds still complain about nogs being all over their cards. But I'm not in favor of them blackwashing characters that were already white.
>>98881178Which ones? Taking European inspired settings and blackwashing them doesn't count. I hardly see anyone, even the chuddests, complaining there are black people in Amonketh
Does the MTG yuri manga count as UB or own ip?
>>98881178The only african planes are Amonket and Zalphir, the latter of which doesn't have its own set.I really don't hear much about blacks on cards. I hear a great deal more about ugly characters on cards, some of which are black.
>>98881458If it's official and takes place within the magic the gather universe, it is not UB. Otherwise it is.
>>98881458They play with official cards, so they are thread relevant
>>98881487has it been translated somewhere yet?
>>98881515If it's the 9th one it won't be translated till next year in april
>>98880657Fae nonsense and the natural order is pretty much greens entire wheel house
I think it's mad gay Wotc doesn't make playsets of secret lairs anymore I haven't bought a secret lair since the thalia one
>>98881733what about pirateanons : ( they translate pretty fast, no?
>>98881914Oh I'm sure there's translations somewhere I like buying the comics so I just wait on those
>>98881802>that formattingWas this before fight spells? Because what the fuck is that lmao
>>98880657Monogreen sounds like your thinghttps://edhrec.com/commanders/mono-greenElves and faeries are pretty distinct in Magic. Fae have more to do with magic and secrets than nature really, but there is a commander that puts them together.GreenGreen + blackGreen + whiteGreen + black + blueAre probably where you want to be looking
>>98883229That effect isn't the same as fight.But yes, it was before fight as a keyword (not as a concept). Fight as a keyword debuted in 2011 wirh innistrad.Fight as a concept debuted in 1997 in Visions.
>>98884026>That effect isn't the same as fight.I'm fucking aware, otherwise I wouldn't have commented on it.If it was the same as fight, why the fuck would I ask if fight had been invented yet? The fucking fight text would be proof that fight had been fucking invented because I'd be looking at it. The entire point was that it's not the same text as fucking fight.Fuck me the IQ on this board is in the toilet
>>98884151It's not the same EFFECT.Fight as an effect as seen, already existed.Fight existing as a mechanic had no bearing on this design.
>>98884377>It's not the same EFFECTTHAT’S WHY I TALKED ABOUT ITIF IT WAS THE SAME EFFECT THERE’D BE NOTHING TO SAYTHE WHOLE POINT OF ASKING IF FIGHT HAD BEEN INVENTED WAS BECAUSE THIS WORKS DIFFERENTLY TO FIGHT
>>98886010Alright, well the answer is that yes, fight was invented, it just wasn't called fight.
>>98884151>>98884377>>98886010>Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls>Each creature deals an amount of damage equal to its power to the other>Target creature you control fights target creature you don't cotnrol>Each deals damage equal to its power to the otherSounds like the same effect to me. One just goes on the stack as a spell and the other as an activated ability. When blue is not being played they're effectively the same.
>>98887936Would help if you could read. Your opponents creature deals damage equal to its power divided to any of your wolves that dealt damageSo if you had a 1/8 and your opponent had two 4/4 wolves, you can do 1 damage to one of them, instead of fighting twice and dealing 1 damage to each
>I've now past $100 spent of rebuilding my Ice Age collection and new "400 cards for $20" deals keep showing upPaycheck Saturday, oh fuck-
>>98890509imagine paying for cardboard
>>98893373True, there is Forge for us.
>tfw they printed a mechanically unique red counter spell>it's actually good>Star Troon sloppaThank fuck the name is at least generic enough that it will get UW'd for sure, but I fucking hate WotC so much
>>98896948it's 2 mana, conditional, and even if you have something good in your hand to cast AND they let you cast it, they can still counter it over the top.
>>98896964Fantasy landIt's going to be a staple in brackets 1-4. The chance of your opponent casting some insane high mana spell over your Smothering Tithe is going to be too big a risk. Knee-jerk call outs for cards to cast with it is obviously Omniscience
Big Snood!
>>98896948Nothing is stopping you from making a universes within version
>>98897656
>>98897656Snood UB when?
Making 10 decks based around the guilds of ravnica designed to play against each other. I'd like to cram "the best hits" of every guild but Im mostly aiming at quintessential game play and philosophy of each respective guild
>>98897861I really like that idea anon. Before these Foundations monocolor precons were even a twinkle in MaRo's nutsack I'd already made 5 monocolor decks kind of intended to play against each other. I didn't really try to embody each of the color's "thing" though. I mean it's inevitably to be kind of type-cast when building monocolor if you want it to be at all playable, because you WILL be using staples but of the 5 only the blue artifact one is really stereotypical. Red is burn but it's also kinda storm so I think that's different enough.Anyway what I'm saying is that if I took your idea I wouldn't be able to keep myself to the limits of the guilds, the temptation to break type would be too strong.I have thought of a plain azorius "law mage" type deck before though
>>98898039I'm not married to the decks being strictly ravnica cards if the gruul deck needs branching bolt or something it will go in as long as it fits the "vibes" but I most likely won't move much past core set cards
>>98898170No I'm with it, I'm just saying I wouldn't be able to stop myself. If I committed to making 10 twocolor decks I would be compelled to break type. Do something retarded like rakdos artifacts or something
New Commander thread is up and there's already a dozen posts crying about UB in there while this anti ub general remains a dead zone.>>98897800>>98898045>>98898079>>98898112>>98898177>>98898191>>98898197>>98898199This general has no need to exist, you retards aren't even using it and you're not staying in here as a containment zone.
>>98898216There's plenty of posts ITT tonight. If you don't like it here why don't you just die?
>>98897861>>98898039Both of those sound really fun as long as you stick within those colors/guilds general themes and limitations. For the guilds you can even have the guild leaders being the commanders, which is cool.Could do the same with Strixhaven too.If you can get 5 players you could even do a star match.That all said, you need a group actually willing to play stuff like this and in my experiance people just play their own decks unless they only have 3 or so.
>>98898216I only use this thread. Not responsible for other anons.
>>98899361Don't give him the time of day. He's the same faggot who shitposts day-in day-out on /edhg/ about how UB is the best thing ever and original Magic was bad and no one liked it and now he's so happy that Magic is printing underaged anime girls feet for him to coom toHe's either a troll or genuinely brain damaged, either way you're not going to get reasonable conversation out of him
>>98898216Go be a fag somewhere else, I'm playing with my new rrats!
>>98899732Rrrrratatouille rrrrrratsRIP my nibba bossman
If you have oath of druids in play and your opponent has no creatures but you have a man-land can you man up the land to force your opponent to run the oath ability? Or is it determined when the ability goes on the stack?
>>98902163The opponent must have more creatures than you at the beginning of the upkeep, or else oath won't create a trigger at all. Animating a manland in the upkeep would do nothing.
>>98901713Read it as Whored Mind...
>>98901713Running Karumonix, I fucking love Ink Eyes but she's not my style, atm.
>>98903745Selesnya player>>98904230I like Wick because he makes Leyline of Transformation actually useful because so many creatures that make rats aren't rats themselves
>>98905456Brb making a Black/Green deck for no reason in particular...
>>98905456Please don't post the *eddit list. We can talk about Dragon Dildos on 4chan.
>>98905456>rakdos not being snuffOne job.
>>98906750Gee it's almost as if that would be magnitudes more extreme than anything else on the list
>>98905456>no incest roleplay>no transI am lost
>>98907098It’s okay anon, I’ll make a prediction right now:You play cEDH
>>98905456Ink-Eyes is growing on me
>>98907148No, my playgroup is high 2 low 3. I can't stand competitive. I'm not a tranny or a bottom, I like dick and mommies.
>>98907511Oh so you're not like the rest of the faggots that play EDH you're "bisexual".
>>98908699Go head and build a better formatPlanar Standard used to be in the OP but none of you fuckers play it
After 30 years of first seeing this behind glass, I finally own a Lord Of The Fuck Mothering PITT!Yeah its just a $2 card, but It was $90 when I saw it, and I completed a dream I've had all this time.
>>98909127I mean a non-ass printing (ABU) of LotP is still $90+. Funny how that works.
Is there any reason to build a token deck without token doublers? They're too expensive, but I want token fun
>>98910641you don't absolutely need token doublers to win with a token deck. they are must answer threats most of the time when they come down, sure, but sometimes they're just win-more and another good card would've done something similar in it's steed.
>>98910654>another good cardSuch as?
>>98910686another blood artist in blackanother token generator another soul sisterredundancy on your pieces + lots of spare mana for other cards rather than a doubler mostlyyou could also just play more overrun effects
>>98910691Ah okay i thought maybe you meant super budget alternatives
>>98906991... so anyways, demon worshipping death cult?
>>98914324Yeah and the rot worshiping death cult is allocated "feet" instead of necrophillia. Every fucking time that image gets posted some autist comes out of the woodwork and displays to everybody their inability to understand the joke
>>98914357Now that you mention it, Golgari being something as tame as feet is kind of off brand...Petrification is probably the best option for them though.
>>98914272Sadly I can't seem to find any super budget doublers worse than the "standard" ones, anytime they print token doublers they shoot up in price because coomander tards are tards. There's this neat card from bloomburrow for 9 bucks for doubling counters but not tokens.You could also always play chatterfang.
>>98914360>autistic gooner has no concept of how extreme his own fetishes are
>>98914394I know of pic related and I only discovered it a couple months ago, so there might be some secret ones out there
>>98914423~15% of people have a foot fetish. That's normie shit.
>>98914436Petrification and death are the fucking extreme fetishes in this conversation you retard
>>98914438All I'm saying is that accuracy matters more than consistency. Rakdos and Golgari aren't the normie gooner guilds.
>>98914443The whole meme is normie because it isn't made by or for autistic anime gooners who stared into the abyss and got hard
>>98914453>The whole meme is normie because it isn't made by or for autistic anime gooners who stared into the abyss and got hardBeing a puritan doesn't mean you have to also be wrong.
I have bought like 3 different rakdos commanders this year and never gotten around to building them. Rakdos is just such a boring uninspired color pair
I have yet to hear a single good reasoning why anyone would tap cards to the left other than trolling
>>98858155Echoverse sigil
>>98862856Its associated with power, pragmatism, & self-determination, but the writers are retarded and failed to write more than two good-aligned mono-black characters over the course of the entire game
>>98916248this epitomizes the increasingly prevalent habit of complaining about completely inconsequential shit that nobody with any real problems would care about.
>>98917048found the troll
>>98916248I rotate them depending on what hand I use, unconsciously.I can't tolerate people "rotating" to 45 degrees though, or using that to represent summoning sickness. Literally all you have to do to remember summoning sickness is at the start of your turn check what creatures you already have down, and then whenever something enters this turn, play it to the right of that. It's so easy. Don't adjust the angle of your cards for reminders
