Cute and Edgy EditionPrevious: >>98923767>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: What's the most embarrassing way you've ever lost a game?
>>98927091>TQ decked myself in a simic deck
>>98927108deserved
>>98927091>TQNot embarrassing really but I did draw out my entire deck with Felothar just so I could make the Vivi player lose with me
>>98927113agreedi was new and it was actually quite unpleasant because i had something like 30 cards in my hand and all i remember was feeling awkward and embarrassed because i had no idea what to with dozens of mana and half my deck in my hand
>>98927091that's the thing, I've never lost
>>98927091>TQ>Playing Xyris, one of my friends is playing my Firesong and Sunspeaker deck I lent them >Ramp quick and get Xyris on the field>I cast Wheel of Misfortune>My friend casts Deflecting Palm in response >He calls five million for the Wheel>I eat five million fucking damage from a deck I literally built and own
>>98927119>FelotharFelothar is a troon
>>98927170yea
>>98927091>TQOne of my opponents had like 100 elves in play and I thought my Propaganda was enough to protect me and so I tapped out for a 10 drop... turns out he did have enchantment removal and killed me and I couldn't cast the Evacuation i was holding
Hey guys, complain about UB or something for a few dozen posts. I want to request AI proxies but I don't want to do it too early in the thread
>>98927091>TQI made 40 40/40 Hydras with pic rel when 20 20/20's would have sufficed and for my hubris I was smote by a Rakdos Charm.
>>98927327I deleted one of my friends the same way when he had tons of goblins out and dropped a Fiery Emancipation. Rakdos Charm is truly the great equalizer.
the execution is bad but my chudidea is here
>TQProbably casting Timesifter in a deck that's built around it (very top heavy curve, mana severance, etc.) then proceed to rip lands/low cmc for the next 8 turns and die without getting a single turn off of sifter. Still absolutely and entirely worth it.
>>98926582I play him at bracket three with splicers and a little bit of theft, but no full Intruder Alarm combo. I use draft chaff that I can sac for value as well. I've countered a ton of blue counterspells with this guy because they get greedy and tap out while forgetting he's on board.
>>98927453cute
>get excited>slam down a card>double check>it's a sorceryGOD DAMN ITI HATE YOU RICHARDI HATE TIMING
>get excited>slam down a card>double check>it's an interrupt
Am I missing something, or is this absurdly good?
>>98927505I'll sell you one, just $10 :)
>>98927514How do I do its effect but irl
>>98927519
>>98927523chat is this real
Is her card going to be partnered with Teferi or Zimone?
>>98927604That's some amazing art, she almost looks real
>>98927606AI in marketing is crazy these days
owo what's this
>>98927637I ain't reading all datI pay 2 to counterspell
>>98927637Darkhold is the only exciting reveal of 2027 so far. Imagine if a Marvel set manages to be the closest thing aesthetically to a classic Magic set we get for a whole year.
>>98927364I like this, but ironically because I took it out of a deck for having niggers on it.
>>98927637is that snow mana?
>>98927659How is that ironic?>walked up to a girl, and I gave her a kiss>she said, "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick">i said, "Hell yeah, bitch, that's so ironic!"
>>98927668I blame atlantis morissette
>>98927673I really hate that fucking song where it's "and my hand is throwing a peace sing"Fucking quirk chungus bullshit
>>98927637Arcane? We're getting more of those again?>>98927662It looks like this set's version of the paw print spells from Bloomburrow. Like Season of Gathering and the rest.
>>98927505It's fun as an option in Orvar, and it can disrupt some tribal plays, but I don't know if I'd call it absurdly good.
>>98927657So far it does look like the most interesting reveal for next year. Do we have the full roadmap for next year yet? I assume by now we only know about half of the year's worth of cards.
Of all the mechanics to throw on top of the slop set, they went and brought back ARCANE??!? LOL NOBODY EVEN USED THIS SHIT WHEN THE ENTIRE BLOCK WAS DESIGNED AROUND IT IN STANDARD YOU FUCKING QUEERS
>>98927704false I played a budget UR arcane deck that lost badly at FNM
>>98927709Bless you anon. Actually as retarded as this is its kinda nice to get more arcane spells since the mechanic is so undersupported and underplayed. Inb4 it's literally just window dressing here with no splice or anything else to make it interesting or meaningful. God I hate this fucking company.
>>98927505It makes for a fun Oops All Blue Aragorn the Uniter build if you want to make a neat jank list
>>98927700Only Darkhold and the UW sets have been revealed. They scaled back releases to 6 major sets a year and are now alternating them so we won't have anymore back to back UB/UW.I'm very interested to see what the two other UB will be. I'm certain at least one will be Warcraft which I'm personally not looking forward to but I could definitely see being very popular. I'm sure as fuck not looking forward to the Dollar Store Godzilla/Dollar Store Wakanda/Merfolk: The Plane sets that's for sure.
>>98927745I'm looking forward to Titanbreach in case we get any absurd team ups like picrel
>>98927745In response to your attack, I concede
>>98927755okay cool now that you are out of the game and don't have any say in it we can continue playing like it connected. my other opponents happily take the non-lethal damage
>>98927767>like it connectedDo EDHfags really? If a player concedes, then all triggers etc do not happen, as the player is a non-existent entity, like my girlfriend, so no lifelink or whatever happens
>>98927768Yes, they do. It's an """"""etiquette"""""" thing, they get buttmad unless you scoop at sorcery speed.
>>98927768nono, you dropped out of the game so you have no say how we continue the game anymore.
>>98927773Sure, but your effects on combat do not happen because they didn't do any damage if the player conceded before damage
>>98927775l2r
Oh OK, this effect doesn't happen because I said it didn't :)
>>98927745>They scaled back releases to 6 major sets a yeaHasn't that been the case for a while now? A set every other month more or less? Either way yes, it does look like the most interesting set previewed so far. Gargantos is one that I'm definitely looking forward to and Ghost Rider being on the art makes me hopeful he'll show up too.
Am I imagining it or is the powerlevel of UB Star Trek incredibly low, comparable with Spooder-man?
>>98927750
>>98927745UB Harry PotterNo troons or WotC employees will quit. Hermione and Dumbledore will be black, Harry will be Indian
>>98927783I couldn't tell you anon, I don't even bother looking at the slop cards anymore because I'm sure as fuck not going to be playing with them.
>>98927783I think you're imagining it. The fact this set has commander precons means there's already a significantly higher quantity of cards worth playing.
>>98927797>cards worth playingHow, though? Because they're power crept? I can build a deck strong enough that nobody will ever want to play with me out of only cards that released before 2015. So if I'm not a minmaxxing CEDH player who is eternally cucked into buying every new thing that gets printed, why the heck would I ever even consider running any of this ugly, immersion breaking, mechanically uninteresting slop?
>>98927783I fucking hope it's low power level so we can move on from it and memory hole this FUCKING SCI FI SET IN OUR FANTASY CARD GAME FUCK YOU WOTC
>>98927826Magic was always science fantasy, especially with PhyrexiaThat being said, all Universe Beyond is garbage dogshit that Maro should be killed for
>>98927838>Magic was always science fantasyNo, it wasn't. Certainly not to the extent that Star Trek is classic sci fi. Try gaslighting somewhere else you faggot shill nigger cunt.
>>98927838>That being said, all Universe Beyond is garbage dogshit that Maro should be killed for
>>98927856Yes it was, look at Scars
the diff is that wotc only prints wholesome reddit meme cards and doesn't want anything even slightly serious in the game anymore
>>98927860You can go back way further than that. Hell, the brothers war is a classic sci-fi plot. And that's before getting into the thran, the artifacts cycle, the world hopping adventures of the weatherlight crew, and a planetary invasion from Rath being fought off by wizards in mech suits trying to counter invade the borg world with nukes.
>>98927873Reality Fracture represented actual stakes, moral struggles and put characters' lives on the line. That is why it resonated so much with players.
>>98927860>>98927881Neither of those are sci fi like star trek. You're wrong and grotesquely ugly freaks.
>>98927860ehhhh, the phyrexian and mirrodin stuff wasn't sci fi man, it was like an extension of clockwork and artifice and very compatible in their fantasy universe. neon dynasty was the first set they fucked their worldbuilding by including tech straight from the modern world
>>98927884Sci-fi isn't just one thing, it encompasses a lot and very regularly is about social critique. 1984 is sci-fi, Scars, Brothers War, Phyrexia is all sci-fi. I forgot my initial point because I'm quite drunk but I want to have sex with Teysa
>>98927890Nope, not sci fi. Edge of eternities was the only non UB sci fi we got and it was retarded.
>>98927899Yeah OK but how does this help me fuck Teysa in her mafiosa ghost pussy
>>98927902In the future all women are men and all men are women. As long as MtG doesn't turn into sci fi she won't have a big dick unless you're into that sort of thing then I guess UB is for you faggot
>>98927908Only Sei Shoujo will make me enjoy futa, and even then only futa on female
Maybe people shouldn't conflate high-tech aesthetics and speculative fiction as the same thing, though both fall under sci-fi or sometimes sci-fantasy.Back in my day it was just called weird fiction though. Perhaps sword and planet is a more accurate nomenclature.
Old MtG had the tech equivalent of dwarves getting guns in WoW. It was still all based on artificery and magic with some industrial-age tech that was believable for the setting. Just because mirrodin looks all shiny, that still ain't sci-fi.
>>98927938It literally is, Magic is a sci-fi mixed with fantasy settingI don't understand why you people don't understand this
>>98927943Sci fi demands futurism, which we saw 0 of in mtg until neon dynasty onwards. Firmly fantasy setting with some machine punk shit going on in Phyrexia. How does the inclusion of 19th century tech in a fantasy setting suddenly turn it sci fi? It doesn't, retard
>>98927950No it doesn'tHave you even read sci-fi?
>>98927953Have you? Yes it does lmao futurism is literally the entire premise and definition of the genre
What the fuck am I reading
>>98927962It's late and I should really stop posting
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>98927783The main set looks weak. I'm sure the precons have some bullshit but I haven't checked closely. Modern precons always introduce some new headaches.
Only two hours until my LGS opens and I obtain my Star Trek precons.
>>98928013Based
>>98928013Your LGS opens at midnight?
Should I play Orzhov or monoblack or monowhite?
>>98928046Orzhov
>>98928048Shouldn't this say "then put a creature" etc? It's worded weirdly
"Magic was always fantasy""Magic always had sci-fi""Magic was always defined by-"Magic was always whatever the fuck it wanted, it was based on fucking D&D which itself was a sludge of whatever Gygax/Greenwood was fixated on at the moment. This game was always a cloacal discharge slurry of whatever the designers would be the most epic hype moments and aura but you gave the version of it from 10 years ago a pass because you were a teenager and had yet to fully develop your prefrontal cortex so you internalized "this one doesn't count" as a real argument instead of an excuse then never critically revisited that premise.>Hmm yes surely it's a huge coincidence a set about vampires and werewolves came out in 2011 what a novel and original idea from this company.>ARN was an outlier that's why Aladdin's Ring kept being reprinted until fucking 8ED.You are either LARPing or worse, a nostalgia-riddled retard that views this game through rose-tinted lenses with a narrative fed to him by LARPers.
Can I get some feedback on this? Wanted to build Korvold but as a lands deck instead of focusing on treasures or creatures for resilience and to get another combo win through Hearthhull. Primary gameplan is general ramp landfall stuff and getting card draw from Korvold through land sacrifice and recursion. Backup plan is to get Hearthhull out then mass sac lands via zuran orb, sylvan safekeeper or squandered resources then bring them back with splendid reclamation or aftermath analyst or Lumra. Bracket 3.https://moxfield.com/decks/eol7Hc4FmECUjhCkkh2g9w
>>98928067This, Magic was meaningless and I love Maro
>>98928091Gross Commander. Good-stuff pile. I am sure this can get a win. This deck would shit on any sort of deck that I would bring out to play, I wouldn't want to play versus it.
>>98928123Well at least it won't get pubstomped but that makes me kinda sad. Maybe being new to EDH coming from 60 card formats makes me build decks in an unfun way for a casual format.
>tqI built a Vadrok deck and put a bunch of humans in it, then took and only it with me on a work tripI opted to go bowling instead of playing mtg for the rest of the nights
>>98928067>Magic was always whatever the fuck it wantedcorrectit's about a multiverse where walkers (and now anybody thanks to omenpaths) can hop around various planes (or IPs) that have no business mingling togetherhaving cyberpunk kamigawa, greek theros, gothic horror innistrad, and furry bloomburrow mingling together makes as much sense as final fantasy, marvel, tmnt, and star trek mingling together
>>98928067This is exactly why UB sucks out loudWOTC is contacting out the tastemaking (or trend chasing depending on set) and companies are using it as a vehicle for advertising.
>>98928228Good thing the game imposed this narrative cohesion by not letting you run Aladdin with Jace.
>>98928237>by not letting you run Aladdin with Jace.i can though?
>>98927668>image removed due to being racist>actually I'm racist toward that imageRather self explanatory anon
>play jace kirk yesterday>grand crescendo for 4>flip into elspeth, up to 6>mass poly>both avacyns>razaketh>ob nix the white>memnarch>ashen riderman i think this was my highest roll yet since it's effectively an unbreakable board for 98% of cases where you're not against someone countering all the abilities all the time
>>98927915Sword and planet was the original but these days it's better off being labeled Space Fantasy.Don't put science anywhere in the name, highlight that the space element is merely an aestheic, point out directly that it's fantasy.Most "scifi" these days is space fantasy. Does it have FTL and aliens? Space Fantasy, do the spacheships have convenient gravity regardless of direction of travel? Do the space fighters roll and bank and fire thrusters to account for centrifical force like an atmosphere fighter? Space Fantasy. Does the universe have synchronicity? Space Fantasy.Demand your "Science" fiction to actually have some fucking science in it.
>>98928240>can be your commanderActually you have to ask the tables permission for bullshit like that.
>>98928357Dont be intentionally retarded.
>>98927091>TQ: What's the most embarrassing way you've ever lost a game?Someone pulled off an Aetherflux and Bolas' Citadel combo and I cussed and walked out of the game store after losing to someone I genuinely disliked
>>98928361The EDH rules are clear, Legendary Creature only.If you want to break that rule, you have to ask the table.
>>98928370Big retard energy
>>98928386It's really hard for me to feel insulted when the insult is coming from a corporate bootlicking cultist.
>>98928370I get your point, but it does say it right there on the card.
>>98928370The rules also say only one copy each of non-basic, nonland cards but people make Shadowborn Apostle decks, right? Because it says so on the card, fucking retard.
>>98928400And? I would find it perfectly reasonable for someone to be told no when they've built a deck that specifically seeks to break the rules of the format just because "Corporate said it's okay"
>>98928386
>>98928410well of course corporate can do whatever it wants, sheldon died on you and the RC sold you out to wotc
>>98928400So if they print a legendary creature who's ability is or includes "All cards in your library are basic lands in addition to their other types" then you'll be totally okay with someone running an optimized 4x deck?
>>98928418>the RC sold you out to wotcThat only figures if you give a shit what either the RC or WotC says/thinks/does.IME my playgroups all make decisions about what's okay in any given game for themselves, regardless of what some non-present third-party dictates as law.
>>98928429>we live in a bubbleok buddy lmao
>>98928429>he still taps for mana because he sucks garfield's cockall my decks are oops all spells
any ok Tana 4c that aren't with tymna? I know that she's sorta okay with Tevsz but that's jund. Was thinking sylas for combat damage shenanigans with bringing back utility artifacts or ravos for buffing her first and consequent swings with recycling as a neat bonus
>>98928435>>98928440See >>98928412Your insults mean nothing when I know what you celebrate.
>>98928444>playing wotc cardsyou already lost
>>98928422...well, the card says it, so what the fuck.Even before WotC took over the format and shat all over, Commander followed the base rule set, which dictates that you go by the card text before the rules.You can call it bullshit all you want, but you can't stop some fetcher from making a deck with it. Far as the game's concerned, it adheres to all the rules.
>>98928450Incorrect, WotC took over th format the moment they released Commander decks, THAT is when they stated officially "the names Elder Dragon Highlander and General are going away"
>>98927364kek
>>98928501this happened literally 6 days after I played my first match (Sek'Kuar btw) RIP
>>98928013When are you making big breasted Klingon proxies?
>>98928549It's okay! Interestingly they never said "the names are changing" just "going away" and in a game like this precise phrasing matters.EDH still exists, Commander is a different format.
>>98927745probably Harry Potter since they changed some artifacts to have a Book subtypeOther people are saying the Witcher or Star Wars could be the other UB set
>>98927788Honestly I am not mad with the new Hermione in the new hbo show. At least it's not pic related
>>98928563>Star Warsthey already have their own TCG
>>98928585
>>98927788We'll finally have a fat Snape.
They finally released a REAL ccg.Bye faggots
>>98927637is this Hela going to be in the marvel's rakdos commander?
>>98928562>in a game like this precise phrasing matters>proceeds to cry when i beat him with scion of the ur-dragon and hermit druid because it's not 'in the spirt of edh' (whatever that means)
>>98927637do i get multiple zombies if more players lost life during my turn? otherwise the creature side is kinda shit for a 6cmc
>>98927882This may genuinely be the best joke I've ever seen on these threads.
Tragic game last night. Ended up in a late-night pod with a not-all-there boomer who only runs bracket 4 and two players that didn't really understand anything happening around them. Tried to keep the boomer in check on 2c Sisay by flickering/copying a Lich's Relic to blow up his neverending parade of goodstuff, but he dropped a Smothering Tithe and the girl on Cosmic Slopper Man simply drew-pass WITHOUT paying the 2 despite not having any plays or interaction.We got run over since I was the only one running removal. Left for some friendly games with a more agreeable pod after and realized this deck sometimes requires massive bookkeeping. Unchecked, Arna Kennerüd generates six trillion tokens. The deck can also build massive boards without really having a way to close out games, not that I mind that too much. I just feel a bit bad when I hit the Puresteel/Urza turn and things go ballistic.
>>98928091It looks solid enough. Have you gotten any play testing with it yet?
Im rebuilding my first edh deck, I remember my friend was like >anon you gotta try this out>get your trade binders were making decks>proceeded to basically make a whole deck of elves + gold bordered cards cause the gold border cards being legal was the big draw for me (I LOVED those tournament decks)>somehow only got worse at deck building from there I swear this deck had card draw and ramp up the wazoo its a mystery why we thought 6 mana bombs were better than building like this
Is the unban upon us?
>>98928628do you regularly battle imaginary people in your head?
>>98928585Does anyone play that game? No tcg store I've been to has stocked anything of it besides playmates and sleeves.
>>98928661never
>>98928661Probably not.
>>98928661a GC for sure
>>98928357>>98928370By your giga faggot logic I have to ask your permission to put any land I want in my Grizzlegom deck. Rather than asking your permission I will just tell you to suck a cock and call a judge over if you have a problem with it.
>>98928662i don't see the issue in battling you in your imaginary format
>>98928656Not yet, wanted to get a solid list before putting it together and see if i missed anything.
>>98928770I'd suggest trying the list out on a simulator like Forge and see how it feels. No cost on your side and you get a decent look into how it feels to play.
>now we're arguing cards cannot do what they sayIs there a gas leak in here or somthing?
>>98928800Erm, well, yes AKSHUALLY. The rules are VERY CLEAR that you can cast instant spells during your opponents turn!!! You have to ask my PERMISSION to allow playing cards that BREAK THE RULES.
Should I bust open my Miku deck? I've only ever played Arena, I FOMO'd Miku and it's just sitting on the shell
>>98928818never buy cardboard you don't intend to use
fun fact: every monowhite legendary human with WUBRG in the text box is black
What commanders do you hate playing against the most?
>>98928800You see. I am a very important and likable person that everyone will want to play with, so you much play by MY vision of the rules, not the actual rules or you won't play at all
>>98928836This weird ass fucker
>pod of retard randoms complain that my deck is a "removal tribal">sandbag my interaction for one turn like im letting a toddler score a goal>get dealt 66 damage next combat
>>98928836
>>98928856I like Grist but he seems like a bad commander
>>98928856Grist is cute, fuck you
>>98928876Grist is a girl, btw
>>98928818The selesnya precon? Up to you. It is a pretty fun deck.
>>98928836This rabbit. Every fucking person who pays her acts like the biggest fag imaginable when they do. Just constantly whining whenever anyone even looks at them or their board. Begging the rest of the table to deal with each other for them. And they all fucking do it. It's ridiculous how consistently it happens.
>>98928885I don't want it to lose value but I'd like to check that it has all the cards
I've been playing some 60 card recently with my brother and I can't help but think edh is past its prime I think edh really only works as a secondary format
>>98928912Yup, the game got flooded with low-quality people who get excited about capeshit and just "want to do the thing".
>>98928916>just "want to do the thing".but that's been going on for more than a decade now
>>98928748>imaginary formatElder Dragon Highlander is not CommanderA General is not a CommanderEDH does not have a "Command Zone"So cards which reference a Commander or the Command Zone, would have no special function in EDHCOmmand tower produces no mana, Arcane Signet produces no mana, Deadly Rollick and Deflecting Swat must be cast for their full CMC, Lieutenants do not get their ability, Partner does not allow you to cheat in a second General, Backgrounds have no special function beyond being a normal enchantment, etc...When Commander first released and WotC announced that "EDH is going away" there was no meaningful distinction between the two formats, now there is a vast world of difference between the two.
>>98928920Yes and it's hit critical mass a few years ago and now the majority of randoms you encounter playing the game are basically adult teenagers.
>>98928923jokes on you but EDH doesn't appear anywhere in the 1993 rulebook, so there are no generals or color identity either
I was just play testing my new deck, but I am having some issues. In this last play-test game I didn't even do a single point of damage to my opponent ;)
>>98928920I have nothing but respect for shelDONT even if he was a retardHis insistence on being mostly hands off with the format was its greatest strength
>>98928936EDH Is an unofficial format, dumbass.It is fan made.It has also remained unchanged since 2011 when the EDH Rules Committee started curating rules and banlist for Commander instead.It's sitting in the basement tied up in a dark corner making muffled screams through a gag waiting for the players who loved it to realize the doppleganger wearing a close facsimile of it's face and clothes, isn't actually it.
>>98928831hmmm?
>>98928876Bad unless it's oops all bugs grist, then she wins turn 3
>>98928941What's it with people who have cats and being the big gay?
>>98928944>EDH Is an unofficial formatthen it's not to be taken seriouslyhave fun fellating yourself in nonsense buddy
>>98928945Reading comprehension, anon said ALL the colors TOGETHER. Not each separately in mono.
>>98928941Cringe playmat dude
>>98928947there's a correlation between cat owning and libtardation
>>98928946This is a bad take, BG is a great color combo, costs 3 and having a CA engine in the command zone is never a bad thing
>>98928949It was serious enough for WotC to clone it in a (mostly successful) bid to usurp control of it.
>>98928947I am not gay, in fact I have a beard-wife, who I will be playing the Picard precon versus me later this evening.
>>98928958incorrect, it was an awful messwotc just improved it
>>98928831>>98928945>Savannah mana is niggersI enjoy whatever this means.
>>98928954So then what do you say to an ethno-national socialist, racist, homophobic, mysoginist islamophobic, transphobic, paedophobic, antisemite being the owner of two cats?
>>98928972I bet you're younger than my collection.
>>98928981not pure enoughthe austrian painter was into dogs
>>98928981That toxoplasmosis gondii doesn't care about your politics. Fur on the furniture is human heritage.
>>98928985wotc is older than your collection therefore they know best
>>98928993That's bestiality, and he was not.He was a friend of all animals, also there are old photos of SS having adopted kittens as mascots on the battlefield.
>>98928964>I'm not gay>i pretend to be married but fuck dudes???
>>98929006i don't recall him having a cat named Blondi
>>98928995Cats are outside animals
Favorite 12+ year old youtube edh video?
>>98929013Rodents are indoor pests. Of course you'd want cats evicted.
>>98928881It's a swarm of insects
>>98929049emrakul is an eldritch being but wotc also made it a girl
For me it's Spice8rack and xis amazing video on mill and how it's actually highly triggering
>>98928945BASED NOOTICER
>>98929003>gavin and maro constantly make design plunders like arcane signet>b-but they know what they are doinglamao
Looking through Bloomburrow stuff atmDoes Flubs get out of hand fast? I could use another Temur that isn't big power focus like Eshki. What about Glarb instead? Assuming Bracket 3 for both
>>98928894>lose value
>>98929096>reddit spacing>wants to be told what to build
>>98929096Flubs is a solitaire deck.
>>98929087>oh NOW age doesn't matter haha
>>98929113Fuck I hate making other people wait for my turn to end. Usually I try to keep it under 5mins max even late game>>98929109I started in Feb due to friends pulling me in and built like 30 decks on moxfield already im just looking for fun leads from the cute animal plane which I havent browsed much
>>98929131being new is not an excuse to be incurious
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SELESNYA EVANGEL?!
>>98929131In that case, glarb will do just fine, trust me.
>>98929139hahaha
>>98929139All those tokens you sac and chump block after populating went to her stomach. You sick bastard.
>>98928957Fair Grist just durdles, making a 1/1 every turn is not a card advantage engine. Unless you build some other kind of strong golgari combo instead of building around Grist, fair insects gets trounced even in the lowest brackets. All spells combo Grist on the other hand routinely destroys CEDH pods.
>>98929162One of the guys at the shop has a necrotic ooze grist deck, its pretty good. The 1 mill a turn builds up and getting fuel for whatever sac engine you have rolling is pretty nice, not to mention the built-in removal.
>>98929169Having removal in the command zone *is* really good, one of the reasons she makes such a nice combo commander. Maybe she's decent for graveyard combos but I struggle to believe she's the best option in golgari with 'manders like Meren or Stickfingers. GY combo is golgari's entire shtick. All bugs combo relies specifically on Grist's unique +1 which I think makes it really cool, plus it is extremely strong even on a budget.
>>98929131Build decks physically one at a time.
>>98928870Strong candidate Thought I think the new atraxa if only because shes already the go to reanimation target in any format shes legal in, I dont really need to see her in edh as well
>>98929049Grist is just a singular insect of unknown species that has a spark. She spawns swarms wherever she goes and devours everything with said swarm and move on strictly on instinct.There is a canon mtg comic where ajani speaks to her, and she's about the size of his hand.
>>98928864complaining is just how liberals get their way, it is your job as a man to never give in
>>98929191this
>>98929196Yup. Thanks, Vorthos.
>>98929200Also don't be embarrassed to put your actual physically owned ,ist on the deckbuilding sites.There is no point to putting up "copy/paste optimized wishlist #5000 of archetype X"
>>98929189the phrase >best optionis rarely relevant to this format, the guy at the shop plays Grist specifically because its apparently great in Modern and basically threw all the cards that rotated out of his ever-changing GB Rock modern deck into an edh deck instead of letting them rot in his trade binder yeah turns out Questing Beast is still really good even if its out of vogue in modern
>>98929120this
>>98928641Sales says youre wrong actually
>>98929228did that with a standard deck once but some builds are only fit for 1v1, love it, wont break it apart, never play it.
>>98929228Good point, if he just wants to play Grist because he likes the card and made a draft chaff deck out of it, sure valid. That's like how kitchen table used to be. I'm just so conditioned to start with a meme/interaction/gameplan and intentionally build around that, in which case "best option" is pretty relevant because you want the cards that best support your meme.
>>98927882Pretty sure it resonated just because it was Time Spiral 2 with muh ebic colorshifts
>>98929248oh 100% that being said I would not just let Grist go unanswered.
>>98929191>>98929219I wish I had the money for that. I've got two precons (Mardu Terra and Jeskai Eowyn) and two self-builds (Captain N'gathrodh and Meren) plus a Mono-B Avacyn that I'm gonna grab some pieces for when I go to Japan next week. I just love building stuff, I guess, and with EDH there are so many options. They're not even optimized goodstuff lists, I usually settle on a theme first like Kamigawa Creatures/Equipments Wandering Rescuer.
>>98929233Sales from WotC to distributors is not the same as sales from retailers to customers.WPN status requires purchase and display of all standard format sets.These numbers are dictated by WotC, come back later with retailer sales figures and we'll talk.
>>98929277>moneyThen you build slow.Try full proxy-print decks, $100 each max.
>>98929277I feel that, I have over 500 decks built on tapped out since 2014Just remember to actually play the decks you build and proxy before you buy.The former keeps you from getting into weird deck building ruts and the latter will save you tons of cash as long as you don't proxie stuff you would never be willing to buy.
>>98929277If you like building lots of different decks but don't want to buy all those cards, consider playing on Cockatrice or another free client so you can still try out all your ideas :)
>>98929283>>98929286>>98929287luckily I do have an outlet to play with the all the decks, since my group is like 80% online gaming where I can just load my builds in for free, and the 20% where we meet for our every other week tabletop sessions. The other guys have their tuned decks since they've been playing for years and I try to hold my own with the precons while I build up Cap'n and Meren.
Ignoring the bonus sheet, is there even a single playable card in this retarded ass set
>>98929323which set? You are going to have to be more specific
>>98929326Maybe the one that is doing prerelease at this very moment
>>98929328lol thats incredible, I JUST got my Fractured Anus box in the mail yesterday that being said all the cards from trek are unplayable due to being UB but the DS9 station speaks to a long list of high cost high impact colorless cards that could see play in tron style decks like my teneb
>>98929323Red maybe Negate maybe Worldfire
>>98929343I hate trek, but I need this card
>>98929350you are weak, WEAK!
what's a decent card to sub in for sol ring for 1v1 commander?helping my sister learn the game but it's obviously too strong in 1v1. she's playing the foundations mono-white angels and i'm on the foundations mono-green deck
>>98929343Do timing rules apply here?
>>98929361Worn powerstone
>>98929357A good card is a good card.
>>98929365Any time are told to cast a spell in that moment without paying it's mana cost it is treated like an instant no matter what it is.
>>98929361A basic land, or evolving wilds/terramorphic expanse.
>>98929361Hedron Archive might work well.
>>98928585So does Final Fantasy.
>>98929368this is edh, good is so far from the point
>>98929361play the green sol ringleave the regular sol ring in her deck
>>98929365Timing rules will only apply if the card gives you a window to cast the spell, like "until end of turn you may play those cards" or "you may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled." Any time an effect tells you to simply cast the spell or cast without paying mana cost, putting that spell on the stack happens as part of the resolution of the freecasting effect so it will ignore timing.
>Pov: You're playing blue
>>98929361In mono G? Gaea's Touch is sweet and budget friendly
>>98929434ritual posting is 100x worse than playing blue, you femdom fetishist freak
>>98929233>The top three selling in universe sets are the only three in universe sets released that year. I don't know what he was expecting to say with a nothing answer like this. If he compared it to the other sets of the same year it could have been more interesting or even ranked the three sets in order of sales.
>>98929435Love this card. I use it until they unbann the Zesty Elf.
>>98929440Malding bluefag spotted
Slight tweaks to this one.
>Pov: You just finished playing blue
>>98929620>Pov: You just finished playing against blue
forgot my Pov lol
>>98929434>Pov: Your opponents lost to your blue deck
Playing Izzet is the fun kind of solitaire. Either the guy kills everyone except himself, everyone including himself, or just himself while everyone beats him to death irl.
Why everyone always say Sanguine blood + Exquisite blood combo for bracket 3 if it's prohibited?
>>98929640because counting the # of cards in your combo is retardednobody cares how many pieces are needed in your rube goldberg combowhat matters is *when* you do it
>>98927783It seems low because you don't have a deck that wants any of the cards. There's a bunch of new auto includes for Zurgo/Warriors/Isshin, there's a bunch of new auto includes for artifact creatures, some good lifegain, some good landfall, some good token, some good scarifice, etc.
>>98929644No, when you *CAN* do it.
>>98929649>i *can* do this combo turn 3 2% of the time!>ok what if i build a deck with turn 3 combo that happens 4% of the time? 6%? 8%? 10%? 12%? etc.what matters is *when*if you can do your infinite/altwincon earlier, you sandbag it to the appropriate timeputting turn limits on infinites and altwincons is the only way to>prevent arms races to have the fastest and best gaslighting combo>allow shitty archetypes to have a chance to win
>>98929668>i *can* do this combo turn 3All that matters.
>>98929675cool, let's play
>I'm going to play it at your table anywayActually all that matters.
>let's just play cedh>all our cards are fake anywayall roads lead to this the inevitable conclusion
I just play cards that are worse than your so if I win it fans my ego
>i win once>leave after saying 'gg no re'>biggest smile on MY face
>>98929691I DO THIS
>>98929640Holy eslYou have to go back
>>98929589This is awful. For all the hoops you are jumping through you should get more than just a big body. Give it indestructible or protection from everything or something similar to make it an actual threat after it hits the battlefield. The fact that I can make this card useless with a Bitterblossom.Cycling for WUG is also grossly underpowered. The 'default' cost for cycling is 2 generic mana or a single colored mana. If you are going to increase the cost there should be some kind of upside when cycled. Compare to something like Krosan Tusker for example.
>>98929757>You have to go back
>>98929773Wait but mirage was extreme kino
>>98929683Im running Baral then.
>>98929834>i'm running a bad rog ishailol sure>casuals want to combo off asap>they just play cedh play patterns, except with shittier cards
>>98929361The Foundations precons are supposed to be balanced against each other. You're already cheating by using monoG against her angels.
>>98929844if you read carefully he's on the ghalta deck
>>98929758I'll consider. I though about giving it hexproof but thought that was too much.It's noteworthy that mask counters do have utility beyond this ability.
>>98929881reminder that link never actually wore majora's mask
>>98929589I like the flavor of this a lot (you've been doing a great job with that part of your designs in general), but I agree you can make this card a lot better. 24 creatures in grave is a big ask unless your deck is doing something gay like a Hermit Druid combo (or just cheating it out with Sneak Attack/Monster Manual/etc.) so you could really just put all the text you want on it.
>>98929647erinis chuds did we get cucked
>>98929696I really like Trench Gorger but I have not played him since 2011.
>>98929984Why
>Opp beats me at the LGS by playing Blood Moon>Insists it's not MLD because I keep my lands>Send him a picture of goblin facesitting>Police arrest him>I tell him it's not entrapment because I'm not with the police
>>98929984>>98929987
>>98928597
>>98929956>>98929984>>98930004>sample_How are you not embarrassed?
>>98929389We'll get a pokemon set in 2028. Screenshot this.
>>98930021Much better.
>>98930016i heard some rumors about the world of warcraft set next year so im not surprised pokemon seems shamless enough to sell out the ip
>>98929956>>98929984>>98930004>>98930021Not ai, vastly superior.
List of sets I bought a box of (post-2018):>MH1>IKO (pulled Lurrus and make it all back)>LTR>BLB>TDM>TRKMight pull:>TitanbreachWould definitely pull:>WoW
>>98928836Literally any Sultai commander. It doesn't matter which one. It's just nigga simic with extra graveyard bullshit and better removal
where the fuck are the mods?
>>98930026>UB Pokémon>UB Harry Potter>UB JJKMake it so
>>98929995Is Back to Basics MLD? It's not even a gamechanger
>>98929855You mean the deck that's mono green like I said? And is stronger than the angel one because I paid $50 for it when the angel one was $25?
>>98930061he's not cheating, it's not his fault the green foundations deck is better than the white onewith that said the lathliss deck is more explosive than the ghalta deck
>>98930026>>98930016Considering WotC worked with Pokemon in the past...Can we get a Duel Masters set pls?
>>98929956It's really too bad the aspect ratio here isn't playmat compatible =/
>>98930064Oh, I see the issue you're taking with my initial post. I was being facetious when I said he was "cheating." My point was he's already poised to destroy his sister's angels by accident. It's probably a better idea to swap decks than have anon downgrade his into Bracket 1(?). Or just, you know, don't play mana rocks if you draw them? If you're doing kitchen table, just have a 99 card deck. Who would know? There's no way you're going to draw the entire deck, especially if you get Ghalta out on like turn 4 while the sister has maybe three angels with a handful of +1s on them.
Is this card allowed in bracket 2 and 3 if I play it in mono blue and pair it with enter the infinite instead of demonic consultation?
>>98930051I cast luna lovegood, then I tap to station the deathstar
people are not taking NNN too well, huh?
>>98930084>gooners desperate to goon>they STILL don't use UW wahmen
>>98930084Wife blew me on mov 1 to make me instantly lose NNN
>>98930086Bolas looks female enough from behind.
>>98930081>is thoracle allowed in b2am i allowed to play demonic tutor and 59 swamps in standard?
>>98930081>Game changer>allowed in bracket 2Just run labman.
>>98930092the opinions of furries don't count because they're not human
>>98930056>Is Back to Basics MLD?yes it is
>>98930086in all fairness, the majority of people here are UB tourists whose only notion of a UW wahmen is pic related
>>98930004Upscaled for a nice simple playmat!
>>98930119anon, this... this looks like shit
>>98930118That thing was supposed to be female?!
>>98930106Fair enough
>>98930119No one asked or wanted this.
>>98930046>ai slop porn spam is okay >bespoke drawn porn spam is not kys.
>>98930086It's so rare to see a Trump supporter with a manbun.
>>98930119You couldn't be be bothered make the background one solid color, really?
>>98930133Neither is it's all low tier goon shit for the mentally ill.Aka it's not edh related
>>98930132speak for yourself anon
>>98930159That's from the original, all I did was remove the textbox and squiggles, then expand the aspect ratio to fit the 150 DPI min requirement for a 24x14 standard mat.
Post me a game winning Instant or Sorcery card that>Isn't an X spell>Doesn't rely on your opponent's having creatures>Isn't a tutor (tutors don't win games, the card you tutored for does)
>Janny only bans half the goblin porn
>>98930182
>>98930182Price of progress
>>98930119If you're gonna be a degenerate loser retard, please have some etiquette
>>98930211Beat me to fixing it for him.
>>98930182Searching cardtext on scryfall is hard aint it
>>98930211Look closely at the left edge.Also bleed zone for customs will cut off part of her ear.>>98930122It's not stylistically much different than my goblin playmat, just lewd.Could use an "Always have fun!" splashed on i to match.
>>98930211What happens when you just expect AI to do everything for you but don't have 2 brain cells to rub together to use even paint for edits
>>98930231I'm a dumbass with gimp, not a miracle worker
>>98930211you didn't change anything
>>98930182Giant Growth
Is it still bracket 2 if i earthbend my inkmoth nexus and swing for 10 infect?
>>98930240Its being printed on neoprene, you can cut it out with mspaint freeform select like I did.The spot circled above the right side ear was not miscolired, just that left edge.Whole goblin also had to be moved to the right to get out of the bleed zone.
>>98930231yeah bro your playmat is JUST the same as the prostitute goblin with big tits doing the blowjob gesture with her tongue out!
>>98930251Like so, no the cut isn't *perfect* but again, it's going to be printed on neoprene, lines will be fuzzed anyway.
Bros. What are you currently doing EDH related? I'm play testing a few decks I've crunched up against eachother.>Errant flash/flyers>Xyris ublockable/card draw/pumps>Glarb infect>Progenitus exalted
>>98930263Messing around with my Zurgo and Great Goblin decks I'm making
>>98930182:^)
>>98930263making a super budget smeagol, helpful guide deck, testing to see if it's playable.
AI goblin son or gay Bolas daughter?
I just played two games with my Klingon precon. It is a lot of fun. A lot stronger in motion than I thought it would be after quickly glancing at the decklist. I am quite pleased.
>>98930086the way this faggot talks with his inflections is beyond annoying
What's the best deck box for a double sleeved deck? I find leather ones stink so something plastic would be better.
>>98930330True. His only redeeming quality as an entertainer is that he looks like some guy from a baroque painting.
Does "chaining extra turns" mean I can't play multiple extra turn spells in a row or does it only refer to infinite turn combos?
>>98930263Perfecting my Bracket 2/3 Jacob Hauken, Inspector OmniTell deck.
>>98930358gavin never properly defined it (is a single time stretch 'chaining'?) so ahead and take your extra turns 95% of them are infinite anyway
>>98930358It means playing multiple extra turn cards in a row because of how much time it wastes in a format already notorious for it taking forever to get back to your turn.
>>98930365What if I play two in a row and then win the game?
>>98930365>It means playing multiple extra turn cards define 'multiple'is a single time stretch bad?what about 2 time warps?3?4?what if you won all of ral zarek's flips and you got 5?
>>989303702.
>>98930373>you had 2 cigarettes for the day>you're now a chain smoker and to be sent to nicotine anonymous
>>98930370>/edhg/ so retarded they don't know what the word "multiple" meansNo wonder they're printing textless cards. You fuckers can't read you just look at pretty pictures while playing show and tell.
>>98930377One extra turn spell is equivalent to one hundred thousand cigarettes you retard everyone knows this
>>98930377>You sell just one kilo of fent to a middle schooler a single time>Suddenly you're a criminal and sent to jail
>>989303781 is a multiple (of itself) so checkmate fucker
>>98930382>he praises the federal government for being able to make clear ruleskek
>>98930378>pretty picturesThat stopped being true a long time ago.
>>98930336I've been very happy with my gamegenic sidekick XLs. They're fabric so they can get skuffed up or scratched up if you're way too rough with them, but they're sturdy with good magnets and plenty of room for double-sleeved cards.I've seen some other decks with clever space-saving features and this one doesn't have a window for the commander, but personally I think they're solid if you're not looking for something more specific.
Remember when magic had balls and humor?>post cards that couldn't be made today
>>98930398
>>98929688When a measure becomes a target, a rising tide lifts all ships.
>Control player takes 4 years to discover concept of "bad matchup".
>>98930412stax pieces need to have 'draw a card' stapled to them at this point in magic's power level
>>98930378So time stretch is just blanket banned?
>>98930415Aww little baby needs his hand held
>>98930119https://files.catbox.moe/2u4jen.pngYou should have gone and reverse searched the image and get the full sized image to begin with.
>>98930447jokes on you i play simic where wotc caters to my every need
>>98930415>Oh hey, now the landfall fag can always play his 7 land drops per turn by making sure he always has a land in hand. Thanks blue player.
>>98930460>he doesnt run gy hate>help me blue!I'll counter your shit just to spite you for being so retarded
>>98930468They don't to worry about their gy loops with your riddle. Even if I have gravehate, you just made it bricks by helping them.But you are a retard and didn't realize that.
>>98930471>he really thinks i'm worrying about shitty b2 cards like icetill explorerRetard
All goblin fuckers must hang
>>98930477Dies to StifleKWAB
>>98930501>he didnt draw a card from stifle>thanks for taking one for the team sucker!>someone else winsKWAB
Continually hilarious to me that when comparing the "most valuable printing" of pretty much every card with a UB reskin, the UW is always worth more. Every fucking time. Even the "muh collectors" and "muh brand recognition" arguments fall apart.
>>98930504>casts high tide>casts valley floodcaller>casts Omiscience>casts Enter the Inifinite>cast Thassa's Oracle >wins over your win attempt at instant speedSorry greenfag, get goodKWAB
>>98930509And just like that, i'm proven right>>98929688
>>98930506Both of these look like butt
>>98930506OH NONONONONO
>>98930414Well thank you, that is much higher quality.
>>98930517>b-but there's o-one meme anime card worth more! t-take that chud!
>>98930506>anime is UW!!Kekaroo
>>98930511My combo is entirely bracket 3 you dumb noob
>>98930524>he had to play b3 to beat my b2HAHAHAHHAHA
Is there a way to build her budget without it being uber cancer non deterministic self wanking turns? Thinking like bracket 2. Traded for this printing ages ago and its been sitting in my binder for ages.
>>98930521Every fucking time my ass lol
>>98930518>>98930448The first one needed some edges fixed, so, yeah.
>>98930531I just change thassa's oracle to brain freeze and my combo is bracket 2. Get good noobKWAB
>>98929930Thanks. I'll see what to add. I am a bit worried about the amount of text as I think it stresses the limit already.
>>98930538Holy shit, the company that's making it emails customers with a request to reply and tell them your favourite commander.I wonder what these quirk chungus guys are going to think of it when they're printing it and stitching the edges.
>>98930540>please allow takebacks!No you've already been disqualified by the judge for using a b3 deck in a b2 fnmGG NO RE KWAB
>>98930549I'm sure a lot of these companies have seen worse.
>>98927745Cosmere and Zelda are my guesses.
>It's another episode of "/edhg/ says if the green player ramps for 5 turns while I do nothing, they win, this means green is overpowered"
>>98930556B2 is all about good vibes and takesy backsies. B2 judge let's me switch in brain freeze during the my turn and awards me the W.KWAB O'CLOCK, NOOBBUCKET
>>98930560>CosmereLiterally no one gives a fuck about this mormon pathfinder fanfiction, it gets a secret lair AT BEST
>>98930557Sure, I've just never had a quirk chungus type email reply from any company selling /tg/ stuff before so no other company has made me wonder.
>>98930567>flashing in your wincon on top of someone elses>blue>um, it's good vibesthe judge banned you from the store for being mean to everyone's favorite color green KWAB
>>98927960Frankenstein is Sci-Fi.
>>98928067>surely it's a huge coincidence a set about vampires and werewolves came out in 2011It wasn't a coincidence. Mark they wanted to do horror set but Wotc wouldn't let them until the popularity of Twilight made it actually profitable.
>>98930580>Twilight>HorrorWtf did you just say?
>>98929589I feel like you could lower it to 10 since the exile effect doesn't trigger the discount. Maybe make it give it 2 colored pips.
>>98930570Judge awarded me bonus booster packs for the creativity of my 5 card combo actually, chud
>>98930568Sanderson said he won't give Wotc his IP unless it gets a full big set.
>>98930627WotC better not give in to this mormon fag's demands
>>98930600Vampires
>>98930600Mark and his design team wanted to do a horror set.The Hasbro didn't approve of this because Horror is unprofitable and associated with cheapness.The Twilight book series glamorized horror creatures like vampires and werewolves.Mark used this to re-pitch the Horror set Idea.Hasbro allowed it.
>>98929589The templating on this is super awkward as well. So you pay the mana cost and exile any amount of cards for the additional cost *at the same time*...the process of exiling changes the mana cost as you are paying it, it won't be reduced at the time it has to be paid. It's kinda messy and won't work as intended if you wanted this to get cheaper per exiled card like with Delve. Relevant rule 601.2f-h
>>98930576Frankenstein is a horror novel first and foremost. The scifi elements lifted from darwin are secondary
So I recently pulled Ultron, should I just spend the money to take apart the Necron Precon for him?
>>98930639Doesn't matter, the gay vampire movies are not horror.
>>98929589The cleaner way would be to give it "Delve for creatures" for lack of a better keyword + "Whenever a card is exiled with ~'s Delve ability, put a mask counter on it." Assuming you only want to be able to pay for it with creatures.
Strixhaven and hexhaven sux because none of the bbws are hot
Or I guess you could pretty much add the text of delve to your current additional cost so that it will adjust your mana cost when total cost is calculated.
Either that or Delve + "Only exile creature cards to pay for ~'s Delve ability"
Sorry, delve doesn't have a cost right you just do the thing and then it modifies. It would say "You may only exile creature cards with ~'s Delve ability."
>>98930580>>98930600I'd build the fuck out of Alice.
>>98930646The twilight vampire movies are actually very straight and nuclear familypilled. Anne Rice is the one who makes gay vampires
>>98930617It kind of has to stay a 24. It symbolizes the amount of masks in the game.>>98930643>>98930656Here's one with Delve used as a template.Also has hexproof.
>>98930580Yeah I guess it was just a huge coincidence.
