Is this a legit figure?
>>11604653Nice tiny hands. I like that they put a black guy front and center in the audience. It’s very true to life for a zio-cuckservative like him
>>11604653>presidential podium>Home Alone era Trump
>>11604653Yes, it’s on Amazon>>11604663Nah, he looks too old for that era. I think they were just being generous with the wrinkles.
>>11604653Not fat enough
>>11604653way too much hair and no hand bruise decals?
>>11604653>Says multiple phrases when you press a button on his back>All boring speeches>None of his most iconic lines except "Make America great again."I want him to say "grab them by the pussy", "they're eating the cats and dogs", "fight fight fight", "bad hombres", "because you'd be in jail", "I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence, I don't think he knows either," "Bing bong bing," etc.
>>11604761Covfefe
>comes with Epstein files>open box>sorry not included
7 inches? Lame.
Does it come with neckussy addon?
>>11604653Lol, this is who jim cornette uses to make his figures.
>>11604653made in chinakek
>>11604662So hows the cats doing?
>>11604781They were never in trouble to begin with.
>>11604653>No Epstein files as accessory;No legit
>>11604761>where are the underage girls>i'd fuck my duaghter>mexico will pay for the wall>muh excellent healthcare planso many hits!
>>11604653They made George Bush ken dolls in flight suits back in 2005. This is not a new thing.
>>11604773>7 inchesI doubt he's more than 3 inches at best.
>>11604784Are you kidding me? Haitians are LITERALLY EATING PEOPLES PETS!
>>11604653Ironically the face looks a bit too cartoony for my taste. Ebay has some neat Trump custom heads.
>>11604653That's some shitty likeness. He's much more bloated and grotesque in real life.
they couldn’t even get the skin color right
>>11604653This looks more like Barron when he hits his 50's
>>11604762Did he ever say that, or was it just a tweet? If we are using tweets, I'd also want >Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
>>11604924Get a new gimmick.
>>11604874And how big are you?
>>11604999Get out.
>>11604999We made Donald Trump, arguably the most entertaining President in history.
>>11604993Come on over and find out ;^)
>>11605168nah we got michael jackson figs
Horrid likeness
>>11605168If we count voice actors, there are plenty of characters voiced by Kevin Clash that have gotten action figures over the years. Various Elmo figures like Blokees and ReAction, NECA movie Splinter and Baby Sinclair. Michael Jackson has gotten figures, if you believe the allegations. Paul Reubens was caught with CP, so you could probably count Peewee if you want, but the general consensus is that he wasn't a kiddie fucker, he just bought so much porn from auction bulk lots that he couldn't possibly know what was in it all.One of Cosby's victims was underage. There is a Prince Andrew wedding doll if you want to count that.
>>11605168Do you want an action figure?
>>11604670>they were just being generousThey are being generous with:(a) amount of hair(b) lack of growth on hands(c) lack of kankles (d) face skin actually matching other visible skin, like the make-up free hands(e) lack of jowl wattle(f) lack of ass fat(g) lack of fat lard bellyEven the tie not coming down to his crotch area is wrong. I'm sure the Stable Genius himself would say that those shoes look cheap, as does that Big and Tall Men's Warehouse suit.
>friend gifts me a McFarlane Space Marine sniper>has a cool camo cape with hood >peel back the hood a little bit>it's a niggerSo, I'm waiting for pic related to arrive
>>11604773it's accurate to 1/18 scale because Trump is the tallest president ever (just ask anyone, they all say he's the tallest)
>>11604761At least he comes with pussy grabbing hands
>>11604653Can’t wait to hot glue this and post it on /pol/
>>11604944His magnum opus will always be>The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's fine, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
