You are gonna fight a clone of yourself to the deathYou are given two optionsSocker Boppers or Moon ShoesWhatever's left goes to the cloneYou and the clone cannot take them off and you cannot choose neitherWhich one do you pick?
>>11623548What exactly is a realistic advantage to moon shoes? Perhaps you're strong enough to block the boppers with your own arms, but what do the shoes do to help?
>>11623548I would refuse to fight myself in your demented perverse game like in the hunger games.
>>11623548Take the Boppers. The Moon Shoes might afford some kind of erratic, kangaroo-like fighting style, but if they ever lose balance, the Boppers win you the fight. Use the extra range and defense of the Boppers to keep yourself at a safe distance until you're able to knock them down, then pummel until it's done.
>>11623548I'll fucking kick my clone with my moon shoes.
>>11623548>You and the clone cannot take them off and you cannot choose neitherI choose one of each so that we are evenly matched.
>soccer boppersThey're called SOCK'EM BOPPERS.
Don't use Sock'em Boopers as a fleshlight. There's a plastic seal ridge inside that your dick won't like.
Easy, I'd take the Sock'em Boppers. Moon Shoes kinda sucked ass even as a kid. Having them as an adult would just make them a huge disadvantage since they're pretty clunky and cumbersome. You could easily topple someone over who's wearing them.
>>11623548your stomp power is probably limited by the moon shoes, one could topple the moonshoes clone in the air then stomp them to death
>>11623548Okay, but who said the clone has to be male?>>11623767Thought I was experiencing the mandela effect for a second.
>>11623587I’m a fat fuck, so the shoes will just snap under my weight, but that means my fists are bare and can do more damage to my clone who has cushions on his hands.
>>11623548>Socker Boppers or Moon ShoesNeither. My clone gets blasted away with AIRZOOKA!
Go for the Boppers, knock my clone on their ass, curbstomp their head then cut out my duplicates heart with my leathermen and feast on it in a ritualistic B-movie style.
>>11623947>Don't use Sock'em Boopers as a fleshlight. There's a plastic seal ridge inside that your dick won't like.They didn't used to have the sharp vinyl ridge inside. Don't ask how I know.
>>11624074>Moon Shoes kinda sucked ass even as a kid. Having them as an adult would just make them a huge disadvantage since they're pretty clunky and cumbersome. You could easily topple someone over who's wearing them.Or just wait 5 minutes until your opponent breaks both ankles.
>>11624174>>11623767It's both
>>11624762my clone is ripped to shreds by my ROBORAPTOR
>>11623548ok>Be me>T-103>most advanced B.O.W. technology>so powerful, must wear trash bags and trench coat to contain all the awesome>like many annons do>Step into arena>clone appears>weak, fragile, living human clone>Go to say 'Le sigh', but it comes out>"S.T.A.R.S.!">it's all I say, my Pokémon tagline, yo>Clone shrugs>choose boopers>clone puts on shoes>clone stumbles and breaks neck within 3 seconds>facepalm heard around the world.jpg>call Umbrella help line>Extraction team whisks dying clone to lab>...one month later.jpg>Umbrella hellochoppter drops delivery casket into arena crowd>several killed, more injured>oops, maybe?>Propper duplicate blasts out of casket, more injured>dupe launches into the air, lands right next to me>High fives!>dupe grabs moon shoes, puts them on>shoes shatter under the weight>dupe shrugs, sits down on side bench>give dupe a knowing wink>dupe smiles>Snatch another pair of boopers from some other annon>place on feet> say 'aw yeh boi', but comes out>"S.T.A.R.S.!">just happen to have a "W" tattooed on each ass cheek>proceed to cartwheel around arena>WoW MoM WoW>absolute bloodbath and carnage.jpg>Nothing living left>we be undead and sheet>hear victory bell>dingdingdingding>dupe clapping, standing ovation>dupe then rips off it's coat & trashbags>mutates into mighty steed>leap onto dupes back>Ride off into sunset for beers with a new brother and say to all of you>"S.T.A.R.S.!"
If he's anything like me then he's a fucking faggot and I just need to assert dominance using mean words.
>>11623548Moon shoes easily, Poppers will just restrict my hands which are my most important tool for this job. First id dodge leave a few of his ounches to show my superiority in both skill and performance, I might let him get one in so he feels like he might be getting somewhere ill just smirk and go "that it? Boring!". I'll then jump on him and choke him to death. But before I go for his neck i discombobulate by slapping his ears then ripping his eyes out with my middle finger digging straighting into his brain with my mantis style stike. It would be over in and instant when I crush his brain with my metal shattering grip. I pull my hand out of the hole in my clones head and koon shoes home.
Everyone seems to be neglecting that having the shoes on means you can't kick or move easily but you can actually punch while having the boppers means you have a distinct mobility advantage and freedom of kicking but can't do anything with punches.The comparison between the two needs to be viewed in reverse and is the equivalent of: who wins in a fight, someone with pillows on their feet vs someone with pillows on their hands. Ultimately I would give the win to whoever is more proficient with their advantage but I think overall the boppers are less of a disadvantage for most people. A filipino kick fighter is definitely going to rape with the boppers vs themselves while a boxer might be able to compensate for the shoes and pull off the KO on themselves.
>>11623548I take the sock'em boppers and start kicking. Hard.
