I hate everything this toy represents. And it's not cheap either. Then they want you to buy plushie pals and ride-able polar bears and carrying cases and plastic bath tubs and--The doll itself is cute though.
Oh sweet god the elves are breeding
>>11629668>The doll itself is cute though.I think it's creepy looking. But it does help children learn about how glowies are watching everything you do, so job well done, I guess.
I refuse to let this thing in my house, I've openly threatened to "hide" him in the trash can if the wife tries to put him out for the holidays. >>11629729As a house that celebrates X-mas, I'd rather have this then the bloody elf.
>>11629770>>As a house that celebrates X-masHow’s life in the year 3000 A.D.?
>>11629710I like creepyish dolls. It feels more like it normalizes surveillance to the kids. 'This elf is always watching and that's good.'
>>11629668Even my other toys hate Elf on a Shelf...
>>11629710War is noel, freedom is naughtiness, ignorance is merry