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elf on the shelf 11/19/25(Wed)17:37:59 No.11629668

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elf on the shelf Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)17:37:59 No.11629668

I hate everything this toy represents. And it's not cheap either. Then they want you to buy plushie pals and ride-able polar bears and carrying cases and plastic bath tubs and--
The doll itself is cute though.

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)17:45:25 No.11629672

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)17:45:25 No.11629672

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Oh sweet god the elves are breeding

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)18:31:53 No.11629710

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)18:31:53 No.11629710

>>11629668
>The doll itself is cute though.
I think it's creepy looking. But it does help children learn about how glowies are watching everything you do, so job well done, I guess.

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)18:58:18 No.11629729

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)18:58:18 No.11629729

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Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)19:50:46 No.11629770

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)19:50:46 No.11629770

I refuse to let this thing in my house, I've openly threatened to "hide" him in the trash can if the wife tries to put him out for the holidays.

>>11629729
As a house that celebrates X-mas, I'd rather have this then the bloody elf.

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)20:06:57 No.11629782

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)20:06:57 No.11629782

>>11629770
>>As a house that celebrates X-mas

How’s life in the year 3000 A.D.?

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)20:28:59 No.11629795

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)20:28:59 No.11629795

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>>11629710
I like creepyish dolls.
It feels more like it normalizes surveillance to the kids. 'This elf is always watching and that's good.'

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)20:29:04 No.11629796

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)20:29:04 No.11629796

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>>11629668
Even my other toys hate Elf on a Shelf...

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)00:08:37 No.11629902

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)00:08:37 No.11629902

>>11629710
War is noel, freedom is naughtiness, ignorance is merry

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