Post badly designed and (preferably unintentionally) butchered toys here.
>>11632762After you!
"What where they THINKING?"- Mike Mozart.
If only this would've been less stigmatized back then, we'd have a lot less liberal Karens today. Discontinued in 2001, that's when the timeline shifted. Pure coincidence?
I think this counts
>>11633197This one's on the parents, you knew it vibrated when you bought it.
>>11634764What were they thinking?!
>>11633197>liberal karensgo back you drolling hivemind faggot
>>11632765this was like a mcdonalds or burger king thing wasn't it? I had this and I never thought it was phallic or weird. I was 9, I just thought it was a funny lookin bobblehead. but then I feel like that mindset applies to just about anything you'd find in a mike mozart FAIL video of that era which let's be real makes up 99.9% of these threads
>>11642873cats?
Don't we already have a NECA general?
>>11633197>only this would've been less stigmatized back then, we'd have a lot less liberal Karens today.Yeah, the feminazis couldve calmed down their bitchyness by jilling off using the nimbus 2000 instead if kvetching over vidya and anime tits
>>11644109When being a child, Michale Freanch had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his NECA of toy were broken cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his broken toy. However, Randy had never given him a chance to fulfill his will, because “Non Condumer Goods.”Following the advice of Anon, the chief of /toy/ Group, Michale Franch come to Neca, which was a corrupted company filled with various crime groups.Michale Franch found a basement under his house, in which the equipments turned him into another person:Retroblaster.With this mask, Retroblaster stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Randy, the chief of NECA , Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal toy trafficker, the sneaky Toy-Swaper, The ill-fitting-clothingScalper and even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him-_
