>see interesting toy video>try watching it>the guy smacks his lips every single time he draws breath to speak
>>11652536For me it's when they try (and fail) to be funny instead of just reviewing the toy
>>11652577>evil twin appears in the review
>>11652536There is a way to remove it in audacity, but most youtubers dont do that, like me.Im actually lip-smacker supreme, but i just edit it out in my voiceovers
>going over articulation>calls every hinge joint a ball joint
>>11652609kino
>breaks toy during the review>still gives it a high score because he got it for free
>black handsunironically makes me close off the video
>Hispanic toy reviewer>starts using Spanish words out of nowhere (look at Marvel Legend Rogue’s nalgas! ¡No names guey!)
>Now for some size comparisons>Proceeds to only show the figure next to some random ass unobtainable toys that like six people have and means absolutely nothing to the audience at large
>>11652822Not surprising that a 4chan anon gets mad about comparing sizes
>>11652536>review of a battery operated toy>dipshit doesn't have any batteries or assumes the contacts are corroded and doesn't exhibit any of the electronic features
>>11652664>goes over articulation>wildly rotates figure the whole time like they're solving a rubix cube
I always found most toy reviewers a bit obnoxious and tried making a quick review myself years ago just using my phone as a test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCIh91zDDgIf I stepped up production quality with a proper camera and backdrops is this style of review something that would appeal to toy? Im almost entirely a vintage collector so the reviews would be of the Beastwars / Transmetal / Transmetal 2 line + Transart releases and a variety of other 90's toylines like MightyMax, Street Sharks etc. I try to support revive projects for cancelled releases and get prototypes and other artefacts whenever possible that might be fun to include as well. It might be good to do a bit of trivia/history voiceover maybe but otherwise I want the reviews to be POV and entirely focused on giving an impression of what its like to own the toy.
>>11652536>see interesting toy video>try watching it>the guy spends more time showing himself than the toy that's the subject of the video.>see interesting toy video>try watching it>it's a "hands video" where you spend more time seeing the guy's hands than the subject because his hands keep blocking clear views of the subject.
>>11652912I will never understand the first one, I want to see the damn toy not some fat neckbeard next to it ffs.
>watch any kind of model/toy video with close up shot of the guys hands>he has type d brachydactylyI don't know why it triggers my disgust sensitivity. I fucking hate stubby fingers. Get those things out of my sight.
>>11652769>>11652912>>11652953got to appreciate the chinese/japanese reviewers who wear latex gloves in their reviews
>>11652912Adding to these ones, even when they finally get to showing the toy, they keep cutting back to their ugly face.Another is when they spend like 5 minutes showing the box.
>youtuber is American>keeps pronouncing interesting as inneresting.
Why are there channels dedicated to beef between adult men that review toys?
>>11652944Ego with wanting to be "internet-famous E-celebs."
>>11652664>>11652874>goes over articulation>shows off the butterfly joint range with the arms hanging down at the sides or in a T-pose instead of having the arms point forward since the whole point of butterfly joints is to have the arms go further in front of the torso
>>11652822>here’s this import anime figure next to a marvel legends you don’t own because you don’t collect those>here she is next to these Threezero figures>and here she is next to my 24k gold labubu
>>11653001Those channels and those that start petty squabbling between grown men are often really trying to grow an audience so they can try to pivot into something else, like the schizo reviews guy.
>watch toy reviewer >tranny video out of nowhere >sanctimonious cunt about it>and/or troons out>or just look up random toy videos and get jumpscared by a tranny
>>11653098Just2troon?
AnthonyCustoms has the perfect review formula. He whines a bit, but he covers everything you'd want to know. Doesn't even use clickbait thumbnails.People should steal his formula for other lines since he basically only does superheros.
>>11652874>acts like arms not rotating 360 is somehow a bad thing>you can't even rotate your own arms 360
>>11653225Well if you can't raise them completely up like due to shoulder pads or something then I would say that is bad
>>11653245Well I obviously didn't mean that
>>11653251then how else would a figure's arms not be able to do 360?
>>11653225>turn my entire body 360>moonwalk away
someone needs to make a video combining all of these things into one masterpiece of shit
>>11653106Screenshit is from rr slugger
>>11652912>it's a "hands video" where you spend more time seeing the guy's hands than the subject because his hands keep blocking clear views of the subjectI watched one of these the other day, but I put up with it because it had two kids reviewing a friggin' godaikin which is pretty nuts
>>11653225
>>11652827Underrated
>>11652577Emgo ruined TFs for me due to this shit.
>>11653825His jokes are nothing compared to that fuckass Elsa spider-man baby slop music he plays 24/7 now
>>11653833>makes arguably the most thorough and informative videos about many notable figures>is cringe as fuckWhy must it be this way
>>11652827kek
>>11655291Again he’s not that painful to watch I like mascot I like the outro skits it’s a bit of extra effort he doesn’t need to put in but, that fucking music is obnoxious & blows & does not got with any of his red & black heavy guitar intro branding
>>11652953I hate that too. Ugly ass toe thumbs.
>>11653129>>11653091
>>11652660you should just practice not doing itit's a bad habit for bad people
>Guy show his face in the video instead of just filming the toys and his hands>Guy beg for you to like and subscribe>Guy waste time with a product placement that everyone will skipjust review the toy faggot
>Search on youtube a review about a non recent figure released.>Found this channel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtEe6pJXL6Q99% sure this Slav post on /toy/
>>11658166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DahJd_EOQvE
>>11652536>guy smacks his lipsI do this, how do i avoid it?
>>11652769for me it's the opposite, the few black hands usually give the best reviews no BS, if it's a coomer review they give you the coomer details unbashfully, if it's an anime review they'll tell you this shit doesn't work for these other toylines, they're not autistic weaboos, their raspy voice is soothing, if something is expensive they'll call it out, they tell you if anything is shitty in the figure even if they like it. They don't care to show their faces, and they earn my respect.
>>11652536I had a professor who did this. Online classes during China flu were hell.
