Surely you want to talk about my new plushie. /vp/ didn't.It's very firm. Much moreso than even the original one was when it was new. I don't think I ever bought a plush that feels as hard as this one (the only thing that feels close would be that Eevee "keyboard wrist rest", and even that was firmer than the other ones I bought in that range).
>>11728520hi firm pikachu
No sir, I do not wish to have the opportunity to engage you in a conversation about plush Pikachu.Shit it's been almost 12 hours and you yourself have done nothing to stimulate any sort of interest in you or your plushie or conversation either about it, or you or anything else.
>>11728520No one wants to talk to a sperg lord and his crusty cum saturated Pikachu plushy.
>>11728520Doesn't Pokémon have its own board?
>>11728520they look like they're gonna beat me up
>>11728520Your Pikachu is fat
>>11729365Yeah all the plush threads here get infested with creepy furries and pedos
I like him. I think I had one that looked just like this and I can understand what you mean about the firmness, but that’s a Japanese tag, was there some kind of American release?
Fat 'chew > Round 'chewSeriously, what the fuck was Pokemon Co. Thinking??
>>11730167Nah, that's why I had to import. They don't have distribution rights outside of Japan.
>>11729552if the janitors don't care why should anyone else?
>>11729552He said he came here because /VP/ weren't interested. It's not a containment board where all Pokemon discussion has been banished to like the horse fucker board.
>>11729590They will, but only if you jizz on them.>>11728520>>11733052VP doesn't care about toys? What the fuck is there for them to talk about on an entire fucking board? Fucking old cartoons that haven't been updates in decades?
>>11733630>why dem gosh dern queers over on VP don't talk about the games ?? what in tarnation is going on here? nice one, unc
>>11733630>What the fuck is there for them to talk about on an entire fucking board?Probably 15 generations of games, and how in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans.
>>11729590Not with those stubby arms.
>>11734014it can sit on you with that fat ass and, at minimum, asphyxiate you quite easily
Luv fatchu
