Previously: https://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/11769249/gi-joe-military-general-grunt-but-no-flash#bottomOut now:>Cobra Ramp Rats>USA 250th anniversary retro-card Duke>Zanya with Swamp Skier>Professor Rottclaw and DeinonychusMay 31/June 1:>Ninja Force Zartan (Target)>Airtight>Hydro-Viper>DIRE-tech Night Creeper (Walmart)July 1:>Destro with Despoiler>Sundown>Overkill>Hydro-Viper>Airtight>Snake Eyes (Dawn Moreno)July 15 release:>retro-card Wild Bill>Techno-Viper>GruntJuly 22:>Taurus and Red Dog 2-packUnknown release dates:>Grand Slam>Scarlett and T'JBang Ninja Force>Deep Six>rugged Duke>Mistress Armada>NightForce Psyche-Out>Iceberg>Toxo-Viper>Snake Eyes green ferret vs Stealth Viper Trouble BubbleRumors:>Stalker with kayak>Retro Firefly>Water Mocassin with gunner figure>Dusty with Sandstorm>Heartwrencher>Desert Team Pack>Stealth CLAW with figure>Arctic Cobra Commander>Arctic Baroness>Road Pig>Triple T with Sgt Slaughter>Muskrat>Voltar>Zanzibar>Serpentor>Energon Baroness>Scoop>blue S.N.A.K.E. armor with dire tech>Thunder Machine>Golobulus (SDCC exclusive)>Fatal Fluffies
Is Dawn Moreno a femcel?
>>11782077She's a simultaneous race-swap and gender-swap. I don't have a clue as to why they did that.
>>11781954Joe team members so far have went to boss fight studio because they can work remotely
>>11782116Larry Hama hates that he made Snake Eyes white, despite the whole point is he was an outsider everywhere he went. He's also a plagiarizing perv, hence she's basically Psylocke with the whole possessed japanese girl thing.
>>11782146Well it's too late to complain now. As far as plagiarism goes he based his howling commandoes on Marvel's SHIELD.
>>11782006I want these in Classified to go with this.
>>11782156That would be cool, especially for Cobra's "DIRE tech" division with glow-in-the-dark clear plastic instead of the semi-dark green with black paintwash.
>>11782181Yeah I got this guy to go with future DIRE figures too. There was a sale where he was $47 and came with another one of these >>11782156
Also got a dinosaur for Darklon to ride.
dead line. all the designers left lol
>>11782341Yeah ie joever
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>>11782341Or it means a new team will bring in fresh perspectives. Besides when given the lead-in time we won't see the effects of those who quit for another year.
>>11782006The rumored list is bigger than what's left for them to do for the year, so IF it's accurate then it's stuff planned well into next year.
>>11782611>thinking there will be a new team and Chris Cocks isn't getting rid of everyone so he can turn Hasbro into a 100% video game AI slop companylol
>>11782705I doubt that's happening. It's too late for them to get into gaming. It now takes upwards of $200 Million+ and up to a decade to produce one game now. Their chance to dig in and establish themselves as a serious gaming company ended two decades ago. And would they risk trying it now that gaming is dying, and not as massive as it used to be?
>>11782611>>11782705>>11782341I told you all I cursed it when I discovered the Rattler Baroness and none of you believed me.
>>11782719You didn't curse shit. That mold was made to be re-used in the classic colors. You're just impatient. They already said that they won't do re-releases until a year has passed. It hasn't been a year yet.
>>11782720>re-releases It’s a very interesting move by Hasbro, the fact that they have not done a straight reissue of a single thing from this line. Only recolors.
>>11782738Rattler Baroness is in the wrong shade of blue, so a repaint is expected with a re-release. Different accessories, too. And I don't think they accidentally made her glasses yellow instead of the correct green.
If the line dies, I'd say it had a decent run. 25th anniversary to Retaliation lasted about the same amount of time.
>>11782861Maybe the new people coming in will stop the pattern of "YOU HAVE TO BUY CRAP YOU DON'T WANT IF YOU WANT THE LINE TO LAST LONG ENOUGH TO GET WHAT YOU DO WANT" bullshit.
>>11782719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX5okyTBxZ0This guy was selling his extras for $30
>>11782711>gaming is dying
>>11782891It's not on the same level of success it was at 10 - 15 years ago.
>>11783061the PS2 was the last perfect video game console with a perfect library of gameshowever this same argument does not apply to action figures
>>11783063Someone's arguing that Hasbro is going to dump toys for games. I don't see that happening because it's too late for them to get their claws into the market.
>>11783061>>11783063>gaming is dyingwhy do you faggots lie this much its doing fine, its the big corpos finally getting their asses kicked while indies are doing great
>>11783078>while indies are doing greatYeah, primarily by replicating shit from 2006 that big companies used to makethe novelty of retro survival horror games for example applies more to people who never actually played them
>>11783084and? what are you expecting from video games do you need big budget sloppa? tetris is a 40 year old game and many people still enjoy playing that games dont need to innovate or big a big wow factory for legacy media they just need to be good and simple much like toys, retard>the novelty of retro survival horror games for example applies more to people who never actually played themwow theres children born every minute discovering FNAF how terrible
>>11783086>and?video games were brought up as a comparative argument and it's not comparablethe specifics don't mattergaming was better 20 years ago, action figures weren't
>>11783088>honestly? video games are over as we know it, its a crying shame theres no more bing bing wahoos or epic beautifully told masterpieces much back in the good ol days. and action figures? theyre only now getting good once theyre shrugged off the 4 inch faggotry for a kino supremo six incherino kinoholy shit you're a fucking faggot and can't appreciate anything can you? gotta consume the same old same old sloppa you grew up with no wonder gi joe is a dead brand
>>11783090>big long greentext paragraph that no one said>reddit spacing
>>11783091you're a dumb faggot and can't specifically pin point the problem with gaming when its doing fine and indie games have no issue finding their niches while the big boys get rightfully fuck over by stop killing games
>>11783094>can't specifically pin pointI did though. Heartworm and Signalis were okay (if tranny coded) but not as good as Silent Hill 2 or 3, which are sitting on a shelf right beside my toys.However, unlike those video games from the 2000s, my action figure shelf has a Daredevil figure from 2 years ago, and not the one the spider-man classics line, released around the same time as those aforementioned video games
>>11783088>gaming was better 20 years ago, action figures weren't I have to agree with that. And both were cheaper so they were more obtainable for casual fans.
>>11783096>I did thoughyou're crying about games dying because of horror and how one niche is doing fine and has a plethroa of choice holy shit you are a dumb fucking retard, and even robo dont know has tubs show casing how toybiz action figures of marvel characters in 2005 are no different than today jesus fucking christ you six inch faggots are brain damaged and entitled and can't stop shitting yourself over hasbro rightfully fucking themselves over thinking anyone cares about live service games when marvel rivals is doing just fine without american intervention that bans anything sexy in gaming
>>11783099>i have to agree because im a fucking retard and pay for games and dont know how to torrent
>>11783100>you're crying about games dyingNo, you're crying as the initial mention of video games "dying" was a sarcastic whataboutism made (apparently) by redditor who creams over indieslop, and now you're upset that specific post is being reappropriated into a genuine pointa point which you've failed to argue againstvisual aid provided
>>11783107>a point which you've failed to argue against>you need to own a physical item of boomer slop on console slop to prove signalis and dark deception are bad games because im a stupid fucking boomer and cant appreciate anything outside of my spheres of intereststray was a good game too but I guess it needs to be on ps2 to be good
>>11783111>names games that are based on games from 20 years ago as an example of why modern games are good
>>11783112>hurdur im a stupid fucking gi joe faggot and see everything as a remakeAmericans sure a fucking retarded no wonder trump is their president
>>11783113>gi joe thread>uses liking gi joe as a pejorativeyour indies are sloppy seconds and nothing moreeven rebooted joe figures can ascend higher than their original counterpartsbut indie games based entirely on resident evil or or quake or final fantasy 7 through 10 cannot
>>11783107>dying" was a sarcastic whataboutism made (apparently) by redditor who creams over indieslop,yea indie games are better than big corpos with no soul behind the games they make>>11783117oh wow a retarded faggot needing the same BRAND iconography and can't appreciate games that are influenced by what came before must suck to be this much of a fucking retard, what game did stray copy?
>>11783118>what game did stray copy?I don't know, I didn't play it. It looked reddity, and you're certainly not a great spokesperson for it.Why are you so mad about this, by the way?
>>11783120why are games dying? because youre a grumpy old man and cant appreciate what new interesting game someone made that homages something else? must suck to have autism and not appreciate bobby vala's action force toys
>>11783122>new and interesting homageoxymoron>must suck to have autism and not appreciate bobby vala's action force toysyou're correct, I don't like those figures, I only ever bought 1 as a test case
>>11783124>new and interesting homage>oxymoronfunny given classified is just remake slop for boomers, but i guess games are dying because the big boys dont know what to do and rely on nostalgia to retards like yourself
>>11783125>funny given classified is just remake slop for boomersexcept when you remake an action figure from 20 to 40 years ago, it's better typically in an objective sense if not also stylistically>and rely on nostalgia to retards like yourselfso now it's AAA relying on nostalgia and not the indie market a new "classic" survival horror game every other week?
>>11783128nah its indies kicking ass and showing the big boys how its done, which is why boby vala is doing better with valaverse than hasbro is with gi joe
>>11783129I appreciate the moxy, but no.
>>11783129>>11783125>>11783122>>11783118post your toys
>>11783132gi joe six inch sucks, four inch is better
>>11783136post a "4 inch" baroness that isn't uglyI'll wait
>>11783137honestly anon? mattel is gonna straight up make lazy slopparino six inch figgers for dc and even mcfarlane offered something new with his seven his scale and even made cyborg from teen titans and red and blue superman
>>11783138that's not what I asked nor is it even relevant
>>11783140just straight up heckin lazy sloparino video games are dead am I right fellow epic gamers crimson desert just straight up sucks another sloppy game
>>11783142Crimson Desert is a worse version of Dragon's Dogma 1, yes, but that's also not relevant.Now post a 3.75 inch Baroness figure with a pretty face.
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>>11783184unfortunately, that baroness is ugly
>>11783186If you're a bitch, sure.
>>11783188sorry, we live a world of 6 inch baronesses now
>>11783192I like both scales. The smaller scale works better for vehicles. >>11783184It's like Hiya saw the embarrassing one Hasbro did for the 25th anniversary line, and took the "retard" out of it.
>>11783107I really wish Hasbro had taken GI Joe games seriously. All their games are shitty arcade-types when they should have gone in the same direction Metal Gear Solid/Splinter Cell/Syphon Filter/others went with.
>>11783374yeahIs that snake eyes game even still in development? I'd take a a b-tier character action game where you play as him.