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Those are two keys meant to be locked into each other and pulled apart during which one will permanently break and be useless.

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Had a nice One Piece collab which carried the entire toy concept cuz 1 key = 1€

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With ofc different rarities and supposedly powerlevels (never confirmed)

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Featuring its own TV show during which a kid glued his keytip(the thingy you try to pullout of the opponents breakey to win) to go onto an insane winning streak

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>>11790988
>now remember

>>11790988
Don't remember ever seeing or hearing about these at all, no.

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>>11791263
>It breaks when you play it. Literally, that's the point.
>Kids can't even have a favorite one because there's always a chance it'll be destroyed when it's used
>Some exec is masturbating to the idea of anguished kids buying dozens of packs because their favorite one broke
>It's not even recyclable

The only way this shit could be more heinous is if it gave you Covid somehow.

>>11790988
>Breakeys
breakies?

Reminds me of Neca...

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>>11792311
Oh no, Gilbert, you're gonna get into trouble again.

>>11791248
I've only ever seen them posted here, kinda makes me think it was a European thing.

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>>11791263
rating a toy on boardgamegeek feels weird but they understandably need a place to vent
>>11792336
it had a dutch&german tv show might've been biggest market too

>>11791263
There aren't many toys I'd describe as deliberately "evil," it feels a little histrionic, but in this case...

The Cheap Damage video is the only reason I know about these.

>>11794934
this but KamSandwich
that said it is fascinating how this "game" is literally just designed to waste people's money. like there's no subtlety to the premise here. if you could put them back together after the break that'd be one thing but as it is this shit is literally built to be landfill

>>11792311
It shouldn't, but you're a faggot, so...

this is literally the worst non-lethal toy of all time

>>11796269
your tears are delicious

>>11796397
Get cancer

>>11796402
no, I'd rather not get neca toys

>>11792296
Like Pogs, you never play with your favorite.

>>11796405
You're not clever.

>>11796415
You're not human.

>>11796418
You're a fucktard

>>11796419
Keep crying you big NECA baby. I'm enjoying your tears in the other thread as well.

>>11796421
Please fall on a rail spike. Save everyone from having to deal with you ever.

>>11796427
Good doggy!

this is like paying money to play rock paper scissors except you can't choose which one to throw