Previously:https://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/11807739/gi-joe-military-general-yo-joe-june-edition#bottomOut now:>Ninja Force Zartan (Target)>DIRE-tech Night Creeper (Walmart)July 1:>Destro with Despoiler>Sundown>Overkill>Snake Eyes (Dawn Moreno)>Airtight>Hydro-ViperJuly 15 release:>retro-card Wild Bill>Techno-Viper>GruntJuly 19:>Scarlett and T'JBang Ninja ForceJuly 22:>Taurus and Red Dog 2-packOctober 1:>Deep Six November 1:>Snake Eyes green ferret vs Stealth Viper Trouble Bubble>Cobra Commander with Cobra throneSDCC July 23 - July 26>Fatal Fluffies>Shipwreck and Cadet DemingUnknown release dates:>Lara Croft 30th anniversary crossover>Grand Slam>rugged Duke>Mistress Armada>NightForce Psyche-Out>Iceberg>Toxo-Viper>Stealth CLAW with figure>Arctic Cobra Commander with Arctic BaronessReaction+ unknown release dates:>Zartan (color-change)>Deep Six>Lady Jaye (cartoon colors)>Cobra Commander Ninja Force>Snake Eyes Ninja Force>Cobra Viper GunnerRumors:>Stalker with kayak>Retro Firefly>Water Mocassin with gunner figure>Dusty with Sandstorm>Heartwrencher>Desert Team Pack>Stealth CLAW with figure>Road Pig>Triple T with Sgt Slaughter>Muskrat>Voltar>Zanzibar>Serpentor>Energon Baroness>Scoop>blue S.N.A.K.E. armor with dire tech>Thunder Machine>Golobulus ( presumed SDCC exclusive)
The next wave of reveals is in 4 days
>>11812210>Toxo-Viper>Mistress Armada>Psyche-Outwho else?
>>11812239retro-card FireflySerpentorIcebergI'd like for the next reveal to be arctic Baroness/CC, but they'll put that one off until the last day just to crap on me.
>>11812208>Stealth CLAW with figureI'm more interested in this now, since the "Stealth" Viper and the Trubble Bubble in that two pack are just in the red and black Strike Team deco from two years agoIf the CLAW is red and black with a matching Valkyrie, that would actually be great
>>11812210Is Secret Galaxy guy the new brand manager of GI Joe?
>>11812313No, he's just a hired host for the month.
>>11812313As far as I know the short round chick with blue hair is still brand manager.
>>11812408Seems like she's missing in action
HuhDidn't know it was painted under there
Classified will be a dead line by 2028
>>11812544No, and even if it did, they'll have done Interrogator by then and that's the only figure I "need" at this point
>>11812239Iceberg and the new Cobra character
>>11812208You can addArctic Stinger with driverRetro FlashRetro RipcordThis is from the same leak that said Vamp II with tan Clutch, so I believe them.Golobulus is all but confirmed to be in 2027 to commemorate the G.I.Joe movie 40th anniversary.
>>11812562Oh right, I forgot there's supposed to be some totally new one like the cowboy guyHopefully it's the blonde in the red bodysuit
>>11812544Okay Scott
>>11812544Well discussion of it here already is since it's just people talking about how the line is dead arguing with people who say it isn't for the last 534 threads because nobody knows how to ignore anything, including me
>>11812541It's a pretty nice feature.
>>11812566>Arctic Stinger As soon as I heard we were getting the Arctic Hiss I started buying up every cheap Snow Serpent in my area. People were practically giving them away. Great figure. This Stinger furthers my goals.
>>11812541Bruh I pulled on that shit and it wouldn’t come off. I didn’t want to break it
>>11812541what do you mean? the promo shots showed everything pre release
>>11812649Sorry this was the only one I looked at
>>11812654I thought the promo pics showed it but I was confusing it with this
>>11812655You're talking about the unmasked head, right?
>>11812643I got enough snow figures to man the HISS tank itself, but that's it. Still have an Arctic BAT on pre-order and assuming that every actually ships out I'll have myself a nice, simple little Cobra snow team.
Make is happen Super7.
>>11812671I have the deluxe serpent, two retros, an Arctic BAT, and I put the polar bear with them as their trained attack animalI kind of regret getting the second retro snow serpent now that there's 3 (and probably more) snow-themed troops coming
Will you guys sell off your collections when the line ends soon?
>>11812541Is this a troll to get me to snap that thing off?
>>11812707as soon as yo mama stops selling her ass, cuh
>>11812687>deluxe snow serpent Jelly >polar bear Fuck I really thought I didn’t need that thing
>>11812714yeah, the original snow serpent sold out real fast but gamestop had it up for order for a while longer than everywhere else and I gambled on thatI think it might've even shipped later than the other sites if I remember correctly, but either way I at least got the oneThe other day I did the same thing with the hooded Cobra Commander at the incorrect price point, and that order is still sitting in my queue so hopefully it sticks through to the releaseThe polar bear isn't worth the whole price of that set, but it is probably the best polar bear figure ever made
>>11812681I'm waiting to see their version of Baroness and Zarana.
>>11812681Super7 won't even be around in a couple months
>>11812707I never understood morons who do this. Why spend all that time and money collecting something just to sell it all because there stops being "new" stuff in the line. To me that screams you didn't actually care about the line and just collected things because it was popular. >>11812687Eh, I was pretty disappointed with the other "Arctic" characters they revealed so far. The Viper two pack is just normal Vipers....but in white. That's about as lazy as you can get. They could've at least mixed up some of their parts to make em look like they were wearing more winter proof gear or something, but as is I have no interest in simple white repaints. Now if the rumored Arctic Baroness and Cobra Commander come out nice, I may grab them. But they'll be destined for headswaps or something, only really want one of each main character in my collection. >>11812724>but it is probably the best polar bear figure ever madeThat's debatable.
>>11813015>I never understood morons who do this. Why spend all that time and money collecting something just to sell it all because there stops being "new" stuff in the line. To me that screams you didn't actually care about the line and just collected things because it was popular.There are collectors, and there are consumers. Consumers feel the need to have what's new. What's new is what's the best version of (fill in blank). They're the kind of people who need to move every couple of years and lease cars instead of buying because they need their entire lives to be in a constant state of "new." When a series ends, it's old then. It's time to find something new to consume. They're not nostalgia/sentimental collectors, and ultimately what they spend their money on is disposable.
>>11813091Consumers are the kind of people who throw away perfectly good clothes because they're one year old and not the latest.>>11812944Yeah they will. They're doing fine. >>11812707They've increased the number of releases every year for the past 3 years. They wouldn't be doing that if the line was doing badly.
Which Joe should come with the Polar Battle Bear?
>>11813141Arctic Green Shirt. No small vehicle like that should have a dedicated named Joe unless the original version also had that same character.
>>11813141Sub Zero, he raised and trained at least 10 polar bears. There was a whole episode about it.
>>11812707I'd do it now but gee whiz that'd be a lot of effort just listing what I have, and obviously making sure I got every bit I can find included in the loose figures lot. But yeah, you want a hiss sealed? Got you. Dr mindbender? Serpentor with air chariot? Vamp? Trouble bubbles? Tiger paw and warpath? Chuckles? All in opened. And that's just the GOOD stuff.
>>11813015I've fulfilled my enjoyment and now they are in storage. I still deeply love gi Joe but I honestly don't see myself devoting the time money and effort into collecting action figures much longer. The spare money would be nice too..
>>11813141Since we're getting arctic Flint and Lady Jaye with snowcat soon, I'd like an arctic version of another primary Joe.
>>11813224Yet here you are
>>11813166Isn’t that what we’re already getting in the 3 pack with Drift Viper and Arctic SAW Viper?
>>11813247Eh, deep six caught my attention. It's missing sharc but it looks as good as I imagined it. I did pre order the throne as well, it'll look good independently of a shelf full of joes. I'll still say classified are the best value on the market whether I'm involved with them or not.
>>11813328how is this being updated but still so blurry
>>11813328Before the end of the month we should:Know who the last 3 retro characters are.Reveal toys of the Iceberg wave.See some of the vehicles.
>find Professor Rottclaw >check price tag>get pissed off $55 for basically the same thing as Croc Master which was $35. Yeah I’m just gonna have to pass
>>11813496it's funny because he's also supposed to be kind of an army builder since the helmeted head is meant to be some kind of "dino viper" style troop
>>11813503
>>11813367I think Hasbro itself leaks it out as a blurry mess.
>>11813503Paleo-Viper.
>>11813328Is this image someone having a giggle? Its resolution 2202x1236 is larger than a PC from 1998 could take and yet the text is so blurry as to look like horrible 23kb jpegs from 1998.
>>11813512>paleothey have have sick abs under that armor, then
>>11813264I thought he was an Arctic Steel Brigade. I want a dude in a ski mask with a green helmet, maybe do the alt heads business so you can have different versions when you buy multiple.
>>11813516its a faggot troll because it doent tell you anything only after reveals is it updated
>>11813505>This is a $250 photo Lol
>>11813520Paleontologists study dinosaurs. The name is based on that.
>>11813670no kiddingI thought fitness bros fully invented the term in 2017
>>11813367tried to get google to sharpen it.
>>11813825>Stealth PooI know there are Cobra species from India but this is taking the snake nomenclature a bit far.
>>11813825I look forward to getting Arctic Assault K.I.S.S. in my collection.
I love how much june makes vala, chad, and the other hasbro antis absolutely seethe
>>11813825useless since day 1
>>11813825>Stealth PooIndia has joined GI Joe as a ninja. His primary role is to scam-call Cobra officers and soldiers to get their bank accounts so he can steal their money. >Tomb RaiberI don't get how they fucked that one up.
>>11813990They have nothing without Classified. They rely entirely on classified collectors who say "that'll look cool in my collection."
>>11813825>Stealth PooBitch all you want; AI does have some usefulness.
>>11813825Try harder
>>11814272AI has a harder time with upscaling the resolution of text than anything else. At least that's my experience with it. I'm not that guy who posted that but I've ran into the same issues. You can try for yourself and see if you get better results.
why not just use the one from the full force weekly youtube videos instead of trying to use ai? he updates every time he puts out a new video
>>11814298Can you do it?
>>11813825Why are they listing the snow cat this year?
>>11814308Because we receive it this year.
I wonder if “rugged Duke” is Energon Universe Duke.
>>11814308It comes out in the Fall, which technically makes it this year's release even though it was ordered last year.
Top 3 Wish List items before the line ends soon?
>>11814425>Top 3 Wish List items before the line ends eventually?A better battle armor Baroness with the proportions of Rattler BaronessA FirebatA Water MocassinA female diver 2-pack to go with the mentransparent stealth ZartanData Viper Jungle ViperNANO-BATYeah I know that's more than three but fuck it.
>>11814425Well my top 5 are:CutterBombshellHardballInterrogatorDr Knox
>>11814425 POGO v2 Eel (robot shark and solid neon trident gun included) Boy George Snake Eyes
>>11814425interrogatorfemale standard viperswraithnight creeper leaderand a longshot, some kind of spooky gypsy vampire girlfriend for Crystal Ball
Be aware of spoilers going around about this Wednesday’s reveals
>>118144251. Jetpack General Hawk2. Salvo3. Countdown4. Barricade 5. Downtown
>>11814549There aren't any beyond the known rumor list. But hey who knows? Maybe they'll surprise us by showing us the stealth-poo figure.
>>11814549How about you say what they are?
>>11814549How exactly can a toy reveal be spoiled? Do you mean it's going to spoil a movie? Because other than that toy reveal videos don't have plots, they can't be spoiled.
>>11814612it doesn't make sensethey're probably going to announce the next standard wave on wednesday, and we already know what 4 of the 5 figures will be, because they officially announced their names months agoThe only iffy thing is that the 5th one might be a new character, likely from the recent comics, and if so it'll probably be that blonde chick with the red jumpsuit
>>11814549Since when do we not post leaks here?
>>11814554Oh shit I forgot Captain Gridiron
>>11814489>female VipersDoes Cobra put them on birth control? Or do they give them 3 weeks off a month (1 for pms, 1 their period, and a week to recalibrate)? Do they fuck the Vipers or are they lesbians? Do they have special equipment to accommodate breasts? Do they have power armor to make them as strong and fast as men? Can I ask a second question? When you buy female figures do you pretend to be female or do you only manhandle them from the 3rd person? Do you touch their boobs and ass and pussy intentionally or incidentally? Finally can you tell me in your own opinion what is the difference between morals and ethics?
>>11814644>Finally can you tell me in your own opinion what is the difference between morals and ethics?Morality staunchly black and whiteWhile ethics can skew the line, for example, it would be ethical to test a cure for cancer on people, though 1 in 100 might die before you finalize the formulaBut morally that would be wrong, regardless of how it might benefit others down the line, though you wouldn't be a very good scientist if you had moral objections on those groundsEverything else in your post is schizophrenic.
>>11814425Interrogater with or without chopper packLamprey (would the Moray be possible as a Haslab? Maybe too big, but I still want the Lamprey)Voltrar (I think he's in the works already? )Other than that, Female versions of the other troop builders.
Were/are these guys considered to be military? Probably, since they had/have military rank.
>>11814644I imagine female Vipers must be entirely celibate and married to the idea of Cobra as a cause. They do not seem to give them any additional power armor or equipment accommodations besides the standard custom sizing and suits designed for women. The rest of your post is extremely lewd.
>>11814681all the mid and upper rank cobra troops have needless espionage training and sociopathic behaviorsyou'd just want some girls on staff too, a jacked psycho dude could solve most problems but there's a 1/10 chance it would be more effect to have a woman go in and fuck somebody
>>11814681What happens if they get their period in the middle of a firefight? Do they free-bleed or do they have Cobra tampons and pads? If they make a female viper they should have plenty of mag pouches but for boxes of tampons.
Imagine being ina foxhole with a female Viper and watching her, sweaty and filthy, struggle with those tight, unforgiving pants and then seeing her jam a military grade tampon into her hairy and bloody pussy while a Rolling Thunder comes right past you.
>>11814686nigga periods are not that serious of a thing I know there's episodes of Married with Children and Roseanne that hype it up, but those are comediesand women in real life who complain about it are vastly overstating their discomfort, and/or they don't eat enough and/or aren't hydrated enough and thus things that would normally kind of hurt now hurt worsethis is also why women faint and cry about things, and the source of most of their problems
>>11814694Mostly true. There are some women who are "heavy bleeders" during menstruation.
>>11814818the viscosity and amount of blood has no effect on the sensationit's the contraction of the uterine walls or whatever that causes the uncomfortable crampingit's the same as how blood flow from a wound doesn't dictate the pain one feels from the wound, it's the separation of tissues that causes the pain
