Previous: >>11832431Out now:>Destro with Despoiler>Sundown>Overkill>Snake Eyes (Dawn Moreno)>Airtight>Hydro-Viper>retro-card Wild Bill>Techno-Viper>GruntJuly 19:>Scarlett and T'JBang Ninja ForceJuly 22:>Taurus and Red Dog 2-packJuly 23 - July 26 SDCC:>Fatal Fluffies>Shipwreck and Cadet DemingSeptember 1:>Action ManOctober 1:>Deep Six >Legacy Avalanche Rescue>Dusty and Sandstorm>Grand Slam with HALOctober 8 NYCC:>Lara Croft 30th anniversary crossoverNovember 1:>Snake Eyes/Varmint vs Stealth Viper/Trouble Bubble>Cobra Commander with Cobra throne>Clutch with Desert VAMP>Iceberg>Toxo-Viper>rugged Duke>SynapseUnknown release dates:>Mistress Armada>NightForce Psyche-Out>HASLAB Snowcat>made-to-order Arctic HISS>Cobra Arctic 3-packSuper7 out now:>Cobra Commander Ninja Force>Snake Eyes Ninja Force>Tiger Force Wild BillSuper7 unknown release dates:>Zartan (color-change)>Deep Six>Lady Jaye (cartoon colors)>Cobra Viper Gunner>glow-in-the-dark Cobra Commander, Serpentor, and BAT>glow-in-the-dark Duke, Snake Eyes, and Cover Girl>Trouble Bubble with Cobra trooper>Python Patrol Trouble Bubble with Cobra trooperRumors:>retro-card Firefly kicked to 2027>Golobulus SDCC 2027 for 40th anniversary>new Hasbro Pulse render reveal today
>>11848710I'd rather hope for a Thunder Machine, Mocassin, or the rumored CC/Baroness Arctic 2-pack.
>>11849120would be cool if we had a different slaughter face for a change and have the tank looking a but more plausible for real world stuffalso lmao at the baby monitor camera on top
>>11849120It looks like a snowcrawler.
Both versions of the Trubble Bubble.
More pics from last thread of the SDCC Python Patrol Trubble Bubble. The standard release will also include a black guy version of the Cobra Trooper. Presumably the white guy version will be a single carded release.
>>11849120Would have been perfect to give us the mail away Sgt. I guess woke Hasblo wants to censor everything and can't put USA on figures anymore.
>>11849142Agreed, if I hadn't passed on the snow cat, I'd get this for a snow shelf, but by itself, its still an easy pass till clearance time.
>>11849180I'm guessing its more that it was his wrestling outfit, and they don't want to pay WWE anything to make him.
>>11849182Yeah but it's easier to be a fucking retard and ignore how the vehicle has USA printed on it
>>11849181It basically reeks of being a poor man's snow cat. It's one vehicle I never liked, but more power to those who do. >>11849182They could have done it anyway. There's nothing legally stopping anyone from doing a tank top with "USA" on it.
>>11849221>There's nothing legally stopping anyone from doing a tank top with "USA" on itBut there is if you put it on SGT Slaughter
>>11849241Then put it on Sgt. Slammer.
>>11849395They'd have to change the face too
>>11849397Give him a goatee for his evil-universe version
>>11849443Nah, just make him commissioner slaughter and have DC join cobra to dunk on him. You guys don't understand how copyright.heavy WWE/TKO can be, Hasbro is just avoiding the easy lawsuit for infringement that TKO could possibly file against Hasbro. Maybe vala could make a top for S.G.T. Slaughter or idk a stamp or stencil or something.
Has anyone been watching the Hasbro Legends TV channel? They've been showing the DIC-era Joe cartoons that Hasbro didn't upload to their YouTube channel.
>>11849180Hasbro literally just released USA 250 anniversary GI Joe and Transformers figures, fucking idiot
>>11849460>You guys don't understandIt's just one guy who doesn't understand as far as I can tell
>>11849180>wants to censor everything and can't put USAI guess you would have preferred this if they made Duke a REDhead and 'tattooed' a big thick USA across his face in red, white and blue?
>>11849626Strawman. We're talking about the first likeness of Sgt Slaughter, not Duke. His "USA" across his chest is how a lot of people associate him as being. No one associates him as wearing a SWAT tactical vest.
>swat tactical vestI guess this retard is blind too
>>11849926You're that asshole who has ruined numerous Joe topics in the past with your efforts to pick a pointless argument over anything you can, aren't you? It looks like I'm back to hiding your posts.
>>11849934the only one making a pointless argument seems to be you, but no I don't think I'm your thread boogeyman
Non joe collector, does ghost viper glow in the dark? Looks pretty cool.
>>11849940You derail everything you can. The issue was Sgt Slaughter, and here comes the completely irrelevant Duke.
>>11850021I didn't post that you schizo
>>11850057You really shouldn't post on an anonymous image board if you don't want people to accuse you of things like that. You should either go to a different website or just smile and post Joes I'm this guy >>11849940 btw
>>11849180they probably put it in with a green triple t pulse limited exclusive
>>11850133In all honesty I can see either a black Slaughter's Marauders or Tiger Force repaint.
2027 Classified rumorsNight force ScoopNinja Force 2 pack Bushido and BanzaiTundra StalkerDesert Force (Repeater, Ambush, Spearhead?)Water MocassinSDCC 2027 GolobulousArctic Cobra CommanderArctic BaronessSF Road PigStealth CLAWVoltarZanzibarA Joe desert vehicle
>>11850306I’m so burnt out with Classified that only Sonic Fightersrd Road Pig excites me.
>>11849175It changes design in every image.
>>11849910nta. That's not a strawman you fucktard. The argument was that Hasbro is "censoring" USA. The Duke figure directly proves that wrong. As far as Slaughter figures go the USA was a mailway and thus the most rare on the vintage figures. The driver Slaughter figure (in a vest) was far more common. You just sound like a crying bitch. Go play with your gay ass vala toys.
>>11850021>>11850128I posted the duke.I'm NTA you are still currently, incessantly, fucking going back and forth with.I've been enjoying my Saturday, well away from imbeciles with nothing else in their lives going on but to sperg incessantly to randoms on the interwebz.And you are worse than an imbecile if you don't see how the deco and coloring of that Duke is relevant to your stupid post from 32 hours ago.I would say have a nice life but honestly, the planet would be better off if the Russians also decided to poison you - but you would need to leave your self-imposed prison for them to get to you. With any luck, you order UberEats or use Instacart, and they will rid the world of your incessant idiocy that way.Either way: STFU.
>>11850453That's a nice larp but we all know you've been thinking about this nonstop the entire day because a normal human would have better things to do than post on /toy/ I'm this anon >>11849626 btw I'm the real one who posted that Duke
>>118503062027? Shit. I really am under-whelmed with 2026, so it sucks to be on hold until next year
>>11850382They do way too much of "you have to buy the shit you don't want if you want the line to keep going to maybe eventually get to what you do want." That's why we're in year 7 of the line with no Firebat and other stuff that would be easy-sells.
>>11850453>And you are worse than an imbecile if you don't see how the deco and coloring of that Duke is relevant to your stupid post from 32 hours ago.You and the other you who are arguing over which version of you posted that pic seem to not understand that no one gives a fuck because the discussion was on Slaughter, not Duke.
Any of you retards have luck at Target this morning?
>>11850670They still have to reveal the red S.N.A.K.E. armor, the 2 pack Ninja Force Snake Eyes and Jinx target exclusive, DIRE tech Cobra Walmart exclusive and Mad Marauders Mutt and Footloose for 2026.Plus last year in December 2025 we found out the Made To Order of the Arctic HISS. There should be another Made To Order reveal this December as well.
>>11850791I went to three or four Targets yesterday, not specifically looking for them, really just of looking around to see what I could find, and all the Targets near me have probably 1/3 of the store all torn apart including the toy aisle doing resets. Almost everything on the shelves is being clearanced out. Though, one Target did have the Mole Rat v.2/Night Viper/Big Lob/Lifeline wave and a bunch of carded retro figures, and the other had a lone Hit-and-Run and like a retro Cobra Commander.I went back to the Target nearest me, and they still didn't have these guys out, but I already ordered them online so hopefully they ship soon.
>>11850793The rumor WAS a DIRE SNAKE armor, but that got shot down by the red armor. At any rate I've personally lost all patience with Walmart exclusives. Local store distribution is absolutely dog shit, and they sell out online too damn fast. It's funny how Walmart wants exclusives from toymakers then makes it a pain in the ass for customers to find
>>11850791no luck I think they hiding them 3 stores say 4 in stock but they couldn't find and 1 suppose to be on the shelf but I think someone hid it somewhere else
>>11850791Mine is still on backorder
Can someone shop action man head in place of wild bills head.
>>11850820Some things (not this, but things which are supposed to be out on shelves, like MOTU movie merch or Spider-Man BND movie merch, could easily be in the back. If they aren't too busy, it's not hard to get an employee to check, it helps if you have the bar code or an the pre-order page up, as there are codes they use - and if it's not in that store, they can tell you if any store is nearby. If you get a competent employee, you can even ask them to check if it's on order and an expected arrival date. I used to do this at Guest Services, but actually found them amongst the most incompetent (polite, but incompetent) store employees.>Almost everything on the shelves is being clearanced outIt's a lot of older stuff that would otherwise have to get shipped back to their warehouses or trashed, say old TMNT, none of the old Joe stuff (Stalker retro card or Jinx) at any store I was at was even marked down 15%.>>11850791Nope, the only new products at three different super Targets were the Turtles collaboration. I saw they restocked stuff, like some of the retro carded figures and boxes, although they might have just been pulling those from the back to clear out space back there.
Kind of a weird ask but does anyone here have the Mattel Chronicles He-Man to compare with a tall Classified body like Sgt. Slaughter or Gung-Ho? I was wondering if He-Man's height/physique would work well as fodder to fit alongside a Classified display.
>>11851099Look around then. Put your Indiana Jones hat on and look under shelves and elsewhere assholes tend to hide stuff.
>>11851347I literally just boxed all those up because I need to clean up shit. The legs would easily pop and replace but you would have bare legs and those boots. You can certainly replace the boots with actual "Joe" issue, but that means you have a lot of Joe legs now without boots in your drawers.The chest and arms are broader. If you wanted to get some soft goods going or simply give a Joe buck in say a tank top more muscular (Recondo) like arms, there is that. Chronicles won't be dirt cheap, however. I haven't even been able to get one in the stores that have the core line on a slight discount. Supposedly, some Walmarts put that stuff on deep clearance but when I looked, my stores barely had any Chronicles, if was all origins and core.
>>11849626>I guess you would have preferred this if they made Duke a REDhead and 'tattooed' a big thick USA across his face in red, white and blue?i would have preferred his pants be the American flag like Rex Kwon Do, and the letter USA on his chest.
HuhFor something I'm gonna primarily keep closed that does look nicer
>>11851565Very informative, thanks anon. Yeah I was thinking of using the upper body and if it would look out of place alongside Classified bucks.
>>11850306New cartoon accurate lady jaye reusing the heads and parts from the haslab version fucking when?
>>11851627Snowcat Lady Jaye hasn't even come out yet. Well really Rattler Baroness reissue/recolor hasn't come out either, and it's been a year. It took three years for the Wild Bill retro-card reissue. Hasbro intentionally drags its feet on a whole lot of stuff in their efforts to keep the line going for as long as possible, and it's fucking annoying.
>>11851593Is that a pic of Brittany Van Mark in his kit?bravo Hasbro
>>11851719Thats from the Toyhax sticker sheet sadly
>>11851783aw :(Hasbro, you suck
I look forward to the SDCC display of all the toys released this year.Lara Croft will good going against those Paleo-Viper raptors.
The new Ninja Force Snake Eyes is great
>>11851590I would have preferred Walmart had these at actual retail instead of letting their third party scalpers shit up their website, but what can you do?
>>11852116They did. I bought one in store on Saturday.
>>11851990He's supposed to be burned all over his body, including his arms. That's why he stays completely covered.
>>11852365actually it’s because hasbro wanted to save money by not painting a figure and molding his whole body in the same color and that is a convenient excuse they came up with later after he sold well
>>11852374I'm pretty sure Larry Hama had a burn-victim commando in his Howling Commandos lineup that looked a lot like a mummy.
>>11852365They changed that in the comic to where only his face is jacked up. And even then, they gave him plastic surgery so he just has scars.
Both of my target exclusive Joes and Starscream are expected first week of August. Let's see if target actually delivers. They were supposed to be here yesterday.
pointless pre-paint
>>11852482Aw, I was hoping they’d do the blue deco first
>>11852552I don't know, we still haven't gotten a standard Big Ben yet
>>11852552Leaving out all the goofy radar dishes is intentional, I'm sure. >>11852482Will it be cheaper? The mold paid for itself in the first run.
>>11852610>Will it be cheaper?Of course not
>>11852529>Let's see if target actually delivers.Know the stock dates. The scalpers do. Be there on stock date when the store first opens to see a line full of millenial men rushing for the Pokemon cards and the toy section.
>>11852612I live in a area that doesn't get toys. Last toy I searched for was concept art megatron and after 4 trips said nope and ordered it.
>>11852552Where’s his head antenna? Some how this version doesn’t look as good as the old convention version.
>>11852610>it be cheaper? The mold paid for itself in the firstDid you forget the six months of that guy crying about the Ghost Viper being all reuse but more expensive
>>11852552Not my Psyche Out. I'll be waiting on the retro card release.
>>11852728The GV sold for $60 against other deluxe figures that sold for $40. Throw in Walmart creating artificial scarcity by sending it to a fraction of their stores. That whole situation was bullshit. And it sold so well largely because of scalpers that after it Hasbro raised the price of deluxe figures to $50. Don't excuse it.
>>11852482i regret getting the regular version now I thought this would be solid red
>>11852806It looks like a robo-gorilla, but other than that the regular version looks great. It just sold out too damn fast. A red repaint is the best I can do to get one, so I'll take it
>>11852743Is this the new schizo lore that Hasbro bases prices off of things Walmart does
>>11852482So is the red one for the Iron Grenadiers or for the Crimson Guard?
>>11852981I'm going to use it for the regal Cobra Commander.
>>11852906There's nothing schizo about it. Deluxe figures jumped from $40 to $50 after the success of the Ghost Viper. That happened. You're just being your usual prick self with picking an argument over any reason you can.>>11852981I'm guessing the crimson guard. If it were IG then it would most likely be black and gold. And I don't see Cobra Commander agreeing to hand ordinance over to Destro after Destro raised his own army trained to turn against Cobra and CC in a moment's notice after Destro sided with Serpentor against CC in the cobra civil war.
>>11852981It's for these guys.
>>11853262
SDCC begins tomorrow. Somehow I feel like there'll be absolutely nothing surprising that we didn't already know about. We'll probably have to wait until NYCC in the fall to see what's on the horizon for next year.
>>11852242Five stores across two countys in my metro area DO NOT. This comes up in EVERY fucking GEN, almost every fucking time, on this board.There are fuckers talking about toy distribution in this fucking thread RIGHT NOW Do you have to be a bitchy, contrary asshole because your just that big of a dick? Or did Walmart start hiring tik tok addled zoomies to shill their shitty shopping experience on a fifth rate Mongolian basketweaving interwebz parody site?
>>11853309There'll always be someone who feels like because he can find (fill in blank) easily in his area, then that means everyone else can too. They just don't get how shitty national distribution is with the big chain stores.
Honestly a really decent price for Super7
>>11853378It would probably be cheaper if it weren't a con exclusive, but overall it could have been worse.
>>11853385That’s not the con-exclusive. It’s a BigBadToyStore exclusive however. Even Hasbro probably couldn’t much cheaper at the prices they were asking just for O-ring 2-packs. But Hasbro wasn’t making even those in the same quantities they likely do with Classified.
See you on the clearance aisle
>>11853455>Footloose has Pedro Pascal’sInto the fucking trash it goes!
>>11853455I've always liked Mutt/Junkyard, but never cared for Footloose, who came across as an obnoxious douchebag in the cartoons. Making Footloose look like an actor I hate doesn't help, either.
>>11853455Only way I would have gotten this is if they had given Mutt a neutral face that I could swap to the normal release. I hate how that expression looks in group shelves. He doesn't fit in at all.
>>11853455This was my mutt and junkyard as a kid but I’m not buying a three pack, what the fuck is hasbro’s problem
>>11853574Hide the dumbass "action face" behind his face mask.
>>11853574That’s how they get you to buy the v3 one (it will also have a different skin tone and won’t match the previous two).
>>11853574Man, that's what I thought they meant when they announced this 2pack. They said they were making some changes to the figures.
BigBadToyStore is making an unofficial Hector Ramirez figure for their NPC line.
Some unofficial Action Force too.
>>11854565Post more Monster Force
>>11854593
Some more unofficial Joes
>>11854607I wish he was colored like the cartoon, still looks pretty good
>>11853378Decent price? Lol it should be $45
>>11854613Hasbro could, but they won’t.
>>11853378The $11 I paid for my Super 7 Ultimate Duke and $19 for my Ultimate Flint at BBTS were what I would call decent prices.
>>11854679Ok?
>>11854560I like not-Hector, but the scene roastie and 35 year-old MILF trying on her old college cheerleader uniform are kind of eh.
>>11854560That's actually pretty cool. >>11854565The one in red looks like the Helix we should have gotten.
>>11853578>what the fuck is hasbro’s problemthey're desperate for money
>>11853578You're poor
>>11853378Honestly you're a shill
>>11854871Not him, but I am. I can't get everything Hasbro shits out, and have to be strategic within the money I do have. It has to be completely worth it for me, and I can't afford to impulse-buy shit that's only sort of OK on a whim. And I do like Mutt/Junkyard, but never liked Footloose, so it's not a good buy to spend that $60 only to be happy with half of it. Maybe Mutt without Footloose will turn up on Ebay at a decent price? I'll wait and see.
Regular Range Viper is back up on Pulse and Walmart if you missed him the first time.
>>11854871I’d rather be poor than a Hasbro cocksucker.
>>11854679What's the black battle armor Baroness going for? She seems to be the most valuable Ultimates figure.
Some more BBWS figures on displace. Rocketeer Betty is stacked.
>>11854972Better look at Longarm
>>11852507They also changed in the comic books to where Snake Eyes is also a woman who got deported twice by Trump. Fuck the altered version. He should look like the mummy here underneath the costume:>>11854603>>11854921Being poor makes you more selective, and it makes you see how much crap there is in a given line.
>>11854974Tarzan and Jane, which is pushing it for this thread I know.
>>11854974A good headswap would turn that into a "worlds without end" dreadnok cop.
where boobs
>>11855072The vest is blue after all
>>11855072Yeah this thing isn't looking that great desu
>>11852552>>11852589Isn't Psyche-Ouy gay? Seen to recall him being gay coded as fuck on his file card
>>11855072>>11855074Gonna have to cut all that shit off of her. What a mess.
>>11853460That's not Pedro that's King Trout, right wing internet micro niche celebrity
>>11855074I dont know why you're saying that nowIt looks exactly like the render
>>11855076I think you're projecting a little too hard anon.
>>11854974Why are they making Longarm when the break out characters from COPS were Hardtop and Mainframe?
>>11855090
>>11855089I had my doubts on seeing the render too. She has a fridge bod, noodle arms, and too many overlays. Head sculpt looks fine enough though even with the giga-jaw
>>11855096I have no clue. They started the line with the black guy, which is a good way to kill it in the cradle. Personally I only want Checkpoint and Buttons McBoomBoom. I doubt the line will last till then.
>>11853378I'll give you 8 bucks, for a s7 figure that's the best I can do
>>11855074Fucking hate when hasbro puts the same face on the alt head.
>>11855118I don't think it's the same, the eyebrow's slightly raised and she's smirking a bit on the alt head. They probably have removable hair to swap them.
>>11855118it’s a bummer they didn’t include a more classic looking face. She looks like Nu-Lara larping as old Lara.
>>11855072"Unified Lara" is nu-Lara in classic Lara's clothes while pretending she was the real Lara all along. Michael French tried to get us a full-blown series of Classified-style TR figures based on the classics, and even managed to gain a meeting with CDE to pitch the idea. They shot him down hard because of their desire to abandon classic Lara to push the new stuff. So we only get one Lara, and that's the one CDE approves of. And it's no doubt solely for keeping the brand in the spotlight while waiting for the nu-Lara remake of Tomb Raider 1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GhS0cydowUI'm not Michael's biggest fanboy and actually am on "Team Junkman" just for the shits and giggles, but I do highly respect MIchael for giving it his best try. So any hopes of a full-blown crossover line are dead. And judging by the tone, Hasbro itself had to take shit from CDE just to get one figure out, and the design is entirely at CDE's control, so I doubt that Hasbro will be in the mood to eat shit twice to get more versions of Lara for the GI Joe line. >>11855073It means HASBRO IS LISTENING. That's a good thing. CDE should get their heads out of their asses, listen to what people with money want to give them money for, and stop thinking that their social/political baggage is more important than the financial health of a company and brand that's been struggling for years. >>11855078They're visually de-emphasizing her boobs with that bandolier strap because only White Hitlers who love shooting up Polynesian villages to get an artifact like boobs.
>>11855072>>11855074Well if people don't want it then more chances for me then.
>>11855101The black guy was the leader you dumbass racist bitch.
>>11855158Black figures don't sell, that's not my opinion, that's reality. Look at all the peg warming Lando and Stalker have done.
>>11855171They aren’t the face of their franchises like Bulletproof is.
>>11855171I know you are disregarding what that guy said because he called you a racist but you are actually fucking stupid because they started with the main character of the franchise
>>11855171Eh. Stalker is a great figure if you don't mind simple camo BDUs. A lot of collectors want their figures to be more elaborate with tactical vest, bandoliers, and all sorts of other stuff. I'm hoping that Arctic Stalker will deliver.
>>11855158He also sold out
>>11854965She was $16+ when they ran out. You might find someone selling her for a close to that price on eBay but BBTS has her sold out and as a wait-list now that they added that option. But I don't see Super 7 doing a re-release. They finally re-released the ReAction Iron Giant but only in a blind box which will probably only have limited availability at some Target and hipster stores, or online.
>>11855192Personally, I grabbed two of the Stalkers when I found him at Ross because I have a huge set of heads and hands from fodder lots - pic rel is just 1/8th or so of what I have of heads and it will be easy to hear these two up. I wish I could just as easily and cheaply find some of the gray camo - but the best I can do is get those cheaply on eBay and pay postage.Getting extra Dusty's from Amazon makes more sense since I also love that desert camo for customs.But I do agree that people are racist and also sexist. I think those Lara's will sell better - and better than the Lady Jaye and other Joe females, but still think I will find some on sale easily. The comments about her breasts and the alt head prove that.
Anyway, panel is going on now. They're introducing the design team, and its all Cobra Commanders.
SDCC panel started.Eric Stahler is new lead designer.
>>11855231Should read: >gear those two Stalker bucks up
>>11855233Where's that fat woman that one guy brings up at any given opportunity
Laura preorders today at 5 est. The last retro wave goes up on tuesday at normal time.
Crimson SNAKE also goes up tuesday, amazon exclusive.
>>11855244>LauraKek, that describes her perfectly
Sgt Slaughter is talking. Hall of Fame inductee.Probably talk about the Triple T
>>11855250This stream sucks ass. Too many bits and nonsense. I've already muted it and am just watching preternia's twitter now.
Hardball in 2027
Daina in 2027
>>11855289and another shipwreck, and Daina, and an original Dreadnok medic.
Devils Due SHipwreckHEAT Viper
2027 retro line is 40th anniversary movie characters only.
MTO thundermachine I think he said campaign starts in september, and it ships next year.
>>11855306Thrasher sold seperately.
Thunder Machine MTOThrasher will be seperate because they didn’t want people to buy multiple Thrashers when buying multiple Thunder Machines
>>11855306It looks off to me.
Ninja Force Snake Eyes & Jinx 2 pack for Target Exclusive confirmed
>>11855305Except for Golobulus, who else new can they do?
>>11855326cartoon repaints of everyone, especially Chuckles since he had a different shirt and hasn't had a general release yet, also a more accurate Jinx with Sleeves could fit in that line.
>>11855317The front end is supposed to be salvaged from a car, did they let AI design this shit?
>>11855244>Laura preorders today at 5 est.Is it carried by all usual retailers?
Backstory of Darklonia fighting the Oktober Guard.
>>11855231>When Black and brown people prefer characters in their own skin color, that's ok because they want stuff they can identify with.>When White people do the same, it's because they're racist.I'm so fucking tired of one-sided narratives stacked up to vilify Whites no matter what we fucking do. >>11855317It's about fucking time. They made the front very narrow for some reason, but it's still a buy.
>>11855336He just said she'd be easy to get, so take that for what its worth. I imagine there will be a more formal announcement after the stream.
>>11855352If it's fucking made-to-order and we have to wait a year for that shit, I'm gonna be pissed
>>11855317The front is too armored, but it's entirely possible all that extra crap is removable. Mainly the red panels over the front wheels, the hood over the guns and the missiles and lightbar make it look tall and slender. Pop that stuff off and you'll get that more familiar scavenged look the original had.
>diaper ass:(
Is it just me or does the first wave of 2027 set up just like the final wave of 2026?Rugged version of popular male figure: rugged Duke, rugged ShipwreckFemale from the comics: Mistress Armada, DainaLong overdue viper: Toxo Viper, HEAT ViperBlack guy with first classified toy: Iceberg, HardballBrand New enemy figure: Synapse, Flatline
Cadet Deminnnnnnnnnnng
Lara's boobs look pretty big to me. Larger than most female figures at least.
>>11855430Key word "most"
>>11855395You know there's like a handful of etsy 1/12 scale breasts options for these figures but like zero asses
>>11855465Likely a mixture of the older demographic of collectors being boob guys, plus most people display their figures from teh front anyways and don't care about the back
That panel was ass. They barely showed anything.
Now we just need to know what the final Walmart exclusive of 2026 is.Any guesses?
>>11855439Cover Girl has a nice pair, too.
>>11855468I'm not a boob guy, but if a given character was created with boobs and some trannies and feminists come along and butcher the character to puss their own baggage onto it, then that's bullshit.
>>11855510To keep with the theme, probably something DIRE-related, or maybe a dreadnok like Thrasher or Heartwrencher to go with the Thunder Machine.
>>11855519Lazy mode would by Hydro Viper renamed DIRE Viper with the monster head and flippers made out of translucent green Which sounds like a good skippable exclusive
>>11855519If the MTO TM won’t be out until fall of 2027, then Thrasher won’t be out as a release until close to that.
>>11855519>>11855532What about a DIRE TECH B.A.T.?
>>11855541Green translucent chainsaws?
>>11855532Based mode would be any diver but with a green monster shark head
>face printing is so inconsistent that even their display floor model looks fucked
>>11855564No thats typical of things shown at consSometimes Transformers dont even have the right heads, and this goes back decades
>>11855335Maybe
>>11855603That is bad. Lol. This right here is the point where the classified is past its peak and headed downwards. The transformers collab one looks better than this shit.
>>11855621I think thats AI enhanced cause of the guns and fire but it more or less gets the point across
>>11855335>>11855603Wow! Once again they have inexplicably obliterated the perfect proportions of the original just like every single other vehicle in the line
>>11855603>>11855317At least it looks like the red part can be popped off to make it look more like >>11855335
>>11852552>Another giant jew nose God there’s so fucking many of them in this line
>>11855074>it's nu-nu-Lara>with the diaper shorts>and fucked up terrible looking kneesAt this point I'm just praying some random Chinese studio will make Caura Loft from the Room Robber series
Regardless of what you think of Lara's design, the fact that she's going to cost $42.99 is the real bullshit in all this.
>>11855670We knew that already due to Action ManIt sucks
>>11855664GI Jew
>>11855666Imagine what LPZZ could do
Holy shit BBTS is getting slammed right now
>$44.99Absolute fucking jews
>>11855682Why?
I ordered it but it's not showing up in my order list. Am I fucked?>>11855687I assume Lara
>>11855686was $42.99 on amazon but they've already taken it down. I'll just wait and see if she goes on sale. The design isn't good enough to justify that price.
>>11855688My Pulse order showed up after a few minutes, still nothing from BBTS though
>>11855692Walmart got it for that price
>>11855702Yeah i got an order on Pulse and BBTS, I got to the order confirmed screen on BBTS but I haven't gotten an email yet or can I see it in my orders. Pulse is my last option, I'm hoping that Amazon gets it back in.
I don't know anything about this video game character but if its crashing sites I wonder if we'll get more characters from her franchise
>>11855711Lara's the only character from the "franchise" that the average person can name. It's carried by nostalgia; it was the first video game character sold on sex appeal and for many, the first hot character they ever saw.
>>11855532Both the Ghost Viper and the DIRE Night Creeper were both lazy-mode repaints. Walmart still sold the crap out of them.
>>11855686kek, it’s 55 Euro on Pulse. That is 62 US Dollars and the shipping comes on top
>>11855714Can't go wrong with transparent plastic.
>>11855603That weird narrow front end makes it look off like a bad cartoon drawing of the thunder machine >>11855672>Poor man's snowcat It'll be great as a support vehicle for the snowcat.
>>11855706Put an order in on there as well, free shipping too. Hopefully they honor it and I can cancel the others >>11855707Finally got the bbts email
>>11855716Glow-in-the-dark plastic and/or day-glow florescent plastic would have been cooler than the dull green.
>>11855686Fucking £43 most places here £47 on Pulse, absolutely insane that's $62. Truly disgusting, I can't believe they did that, she basically has the same amount of shit as Scarlet and is twice the price. We've really passed the point insanity with pricing in this hobby, with the new tax on figures in China, increasing plastic cost because of lack of oil etc. this shit is untenable.
>>11855728>>11855692>>11855670Licensing fees. That's why the Super7 O-ring figures cost $25 each. And CDE hasn't had a lot of success with TR in a while, so they want every dime they can take.
>>11855738Maybe Konami will offer a better deal with Metal Gear Solid
>>11855738I heard Action Man was licensed and thats why he cost that much so I was assuming Tomb womb would be the same
>>11855603The nose looks a bit slender, but otherwise it's pretty much accurate. There's no way those front armor pieces won't be removable to give it that original look, though I hope it's better detailed then the original as that was just a bunch of flat, blank panels with a bumper slapped on the front. >>11855672I never really liked the TTT, mainly because it doesn't feel at all like a tank. It's more of a wheelchair with treads. The Cockpit goes a long way to making it look like an actual competent vehicle, but that damn thing needs way bigger guns then those tiny pea shooters. Classified Armadillo when?>>11855744Yes the franchise that is notorious for not wanting to licenses their characters will surely charge LESS for a toy company to make figures of their characters.
>>11855791Lara is almost twice the price that it should be. How much worse could it be?
>>11855564Them titties aren't bad, and look close enough. But do I like it at $44? I'll think about it.
Woke up too late for the pre-orders so I guess I'm fucked.
>>11850791Now that Hasbro has revealed the live action SF figs. I am ready for this collab. Come one Hasbro, reuse all those new sculpts. I will buy them.
>bbts shit out over larajesus ive never seen that happen before
>>11856101it's the first real action figure of lara croft that isn't squeenix nu-lara or ancient angelina jolie croft that's in 1:12 scale
>>11856057>Pulse, BBTS, EE, Wal-Mart, and Amazon all sold outWell there's still Gamestop...for $46.99
>>11856192I'm pretty shocked by that. I was sure the price tag would scare more people away.
>>11856257While we may be used to a certain msrp on these particular figures, the normie masses that this caught the attention of are accustomed to "collectibles" having a high price. Just look at Lego, for example. A $50 action figure with a bunch of accessories is probably nothing to them.
>>11856096Could honestly already be in the works.
>>11856257im sure its fake sold out so when it comes back up in a week it really sells out.
>>11856323They did the same thing with hooded CC, so I wouldn't be surprised, but I really do think people are just starved for decent Tomb Raider merch.
>>11856323Exactly. Artificial scarcity is the only way these jews can muster up any hype for anything these days
>>11852552Damn, they just said fuck the source material for my boy Psyche Out, eh?
>>11848975Why the fuck does wild bills file card have fucking comrade on it.
>>11855074I'll wait for the figuarts.
>>11854607I will always love Buzzbomb's fucking stupid office chair base he scoots around on.
>>11856347And Crystal Dynamics needs the money more than Hasbro does, so they'll sell as many as they can
>>11855350The actual literal military in the USA is more brown and black.Fucking ICE agents are often largely brown dudes with enough black dudes sprinkled in as well.Jesus H. Christ, dude.Stop living in that victim prison that exists in your mind. You're only hurting yourself.
>>11856624I never said that brown and Black people weren't welcome to have characters they like. They absolutely do. However when Whites feel the exact same way then suddenly they're KKK Hitlers because it's one-sided, and comes down to "Whites need diversity while no one else does." Whites need to buy Black characters to prove they're not racist, but no one else is racist if they only collect what matches their skin.
It would seem that Spain hates the perfidious Albion.
>>11856661Are you dense?What black collectors or black fans have only collected black G.I.Joes?Answer: none.
>>11856677>secondary specialty: mountaineeringFor real? Shooting down every motherfucker in her way is her secondary specialty
>>11856681They're out there. I've seen them at dealer booths at local conventions. They've been around for a while. Bronze Bombers was made just for them. I'm not gonna knock them for liking what they like because more power to them, and only complain when anyone gives shit to a White boy who does the same.
>>11856677Btw, I can't believe we're getting (preordering) Hasbro toys of SAQUEADORA DE TUMBAS and LAS AVENTURAS DEL DUENDE JOSÉ LUIS on the same day.
>>11856677>"Lara Croft, a TOMB RIDER, é uma lendária buscadora [...]"Nice to see that Unified Lara may still have some hints of tombsexuality in her.
>>11856693While I'm not surprised they're out there ( just like people who only buy female action figures) I don't think they're all that numerous. This is one of the stupidest things to be petty and pendatic about.
>>11855072Feminism says womens' bodies are evil.
>>11856791I miss 80s/90s feminism when a woman's body was considered beautiful and she has a right to wear short tight things without being called a slut or harassed by men.
>>11855231What are the red helmets from? And the black biker helmet on the far left?>>11856687This is part of mountaineering, due to assholes constantly fighting strangers in the Alps.
>>11856791>>11856815Some feminists do think women's bodies are beautiful. It's just that some think some should be in control of their own objectification.
>>11856861Those are usually the fat ones wearing short tight skirts while thinking they're a solid "10."
>>11856820Night Creeper. Motorcycle helmet is Cobra Island/C.O.I.L. Baroness
>>11856861>should be in control of their own objectification.what the fuck does that even mean?
>>11856984Think about conventions, and those signs that say you're not allowed to stare or take pictures of the women because women have a right to be in a safe environment while cosplaying as Wonder Woman in a micro-bikini without you raping them with their eyes by looking at them. It's like that.
>>11857000Dude, staring creepily at anyone has been considered rude forever and if want a picture just be normal and ask. I've been going to cons for nearly 20 years, I've seen and taken pictures of all sorts of cosplayers in various states of dress (including the Nonon chick from the memes) and not once has any cosplayer got upset or insulted when I asked for a pic. Yes a chick shoulc feel safe at a convention, regardless of what she’s wearing and I wish creepers like yourself would stop sperging out whenever you see a half decent looking girl showing some skin. Enjoy the show, be normal and ask for pics and then get on with your life.And on the topic of conventions, when do the SDCC go up? I need that Fatal Fluffy to recreate the Cold Slither show from NYCC last year.
>>11857067It makes me happy to see we still have some sane individuals on this site that aren't perpetually online virgins like >>11857000.
>>11856882Thanks.>>11857067>>11857074I think he means that the ugly ones are trying to cover up the pretty ones because they make them feel bad about themselves. And that they use feminism as an excuse in order to not look bad doing it.
>>11853544 My gf (and eventually me) started calling Footloose "Pothead" I don't buy this scale (I have about 6 joes from that range) but would have gotten him as a single. Thanks for making my mind up for me. Glad I bought those chicken fried toys instead.
>>11857074You need to go back
>>11854738 Can't make her look younger, more gracile, or the legions of tumbler would call everyone pedophiles. can't wait to buy a 36 year old Katie Power from Marvel.
>>11857067>>11857106It's not about staring at them. It's about women who dress like sluts but don't want anyone looking at them even though every way they dress is all about drawing attention to themselves while calling themselves feminists. I think the Brits call them "chavs and slags."
>>11855171 I'm a Leaf and cheap. If I saw Stalker on sale i would grab him. Funny thing is I've only had one good chance for Joe photography and I took (not) Shooter with me. never even considered to use the white heads. I DO wish that someone would make better Ghillie-Suits at any scale.
>>11855192 They should seriously sell gear packs that also aren't at rape prices. But with any series they should do that - from Joes and other lines. I mean you can pick a lot of stuff up 3rd party but actually from HASBRO.
>>11854560I'm in for the Karen 1/12 scale articulated figure.
>>11854738The expression on the goth chick kind of ruins her, I hope she has an extra more neutral expression face. Do these things have a price yet, because these figures really need to be cheap. As much as people love the idea of generic nobody backround characters, I can't see people dropping $40-50 a pop on em unless those chicks have fabulous ass-tech. >>11857168There is a singles version of Footloose out there, in his classic green Camo. >>11857186Again, been going to cons for twenty years, no cosplayer has ever gotten mad because I "looked at them". Yes they want the attention from people because they look good, what they don't want is your cheeto covered hands grabbing all over em. Go up to em, be normal, ask nicely and you'll get to take plenty of pics. If you think you got some game and have actually decent hygiene, you could even try striking up a conversation to see if you get anywhere. But once they say no, you go "ok" and peace out because every other lonely creeper in the building is also waiting in line to take their shot and it can get pretty frustrating for someone just trying to enjoy the con. We've come a long way from Yaoi paddles and glomping, but the fact this kind of shit still has to be explained to people...who then get upset because they think they're entitled to be a creeper just cause a chick wears a skimpy outfit...is incredibly frustrating. >>11857225I think a big reason is retail stores don't want "accessory packs", they want named important characters. Though with Hasbro Pulse being a thing, some online exclusive packs would be really cool. But what Hasbro seems to do these days is just throw tons of random accessories in the larger packs with a random figure to kind of fit that slot, but then people complain those accessory filled packs are too expensive.
Well shit, Acid Rain is now doing 1:12 figures of some of their named characters, starting with their Bucks team leader Bob, Jack and a generic Marine Trooper. I heard good things about their first line up of figures, but they felt too generic to be special, but the named guys look great and ironically the Marine is so generic that he's actually cool.
>>11857341I hope they do a Sol Commander. I WWII'd a couple of the original Oritoy Sand Infantry, and I'd sure recreate it with the Marines in 1:12 if I had that badass Sol Commander battle rifle available.
>>11854565>Battle nunOkay I guess that fits the Monster Force theme. Better than the suited Ninjas which felt out of place. >Another werewolf Okay>Creature from the Blacked Laboo but with a tailIt fits the theme>Action Force monster Sure>Woman with half her tits out and the stupid Asian woman hair style with only a bit dyedOkay it kinda still works like a Buffy type I guess maybe>That same character from Valorverse but she has Egyptian jars If a GI Joe woman was made in Classifed with this haircut that one guy would bring it up in every thread for a decade
>>11857433Yea, it's disappointing they don't have that giant rifle some of the originals came with, but I'm sure it'll pop up in time.>>11857437>Woman with half her tits out and the stupid Asian woman hair style with only a bit dyedShe's Red Riding Hood, Monster Hunter.
>>11857465I assume then shes gonna come with a hood and they just dont have it on her
>>11857341>a generic Marine TrooperI just looked up the 1/12 Acid Rain Marine figure and...they fucked it up. 303rd Marine Infantry don't have body armor and even the Maelstrom Specialist has bulky, layered armor plates not generic sci fi "pectoral shaped" armor that covers the entire torso in one layer.
>>11857497ewwwwwwww 1:18 trash
Trubble Bubbles are arriving in hand!
New Cobra Trooper comparison.
Alongside other Super7 Cobras
The new Trubble Bubble is bigger and solid compared to the vintage one.
>>11858005
Visionaries have working holograms and look like they stepped right out of the cartoon.
>>11857998That looks better than I thought. Would troop build with.
>>11858043>>11858045>>11858049Hello there, what is this?
>>11856820>This is part of mountaineering, due to assholes constantly fighting strangers in the Alps.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFam4wyDSAI
>>11858176Super7 is reviving Visionaries in scale with vintage ARAH. They’re primarily based off the Sunbow cartoon.
What are the chances of G.I. Joe x Uncharted now? I want a £50 Nathan Drake to go with my Lara of shame.
>>11858380McFarlane has the current Sony Games license, so zero unfortunately.
>>11858228as opposed to...
>>11857341Yeah, I think the first wave was too different. Still, they were awesome. I do wonder if they're using different designs because it's actually 2 different companies doing the lines (Toy Alliance vs Fext Hobby). I would love the classic omanga trooper in 1/12, soft goods and all.
>>11858827I think the 1:12 stuff tried to be it's own thing but all the classic fans says "Screw you, I want XX in big size". I mean, if I was a bigger fan of Acid Rain I'd want the good characters in big size too as their initial offerings felt *really* boring. I think it's a good idea to make some of the named characters and classic designs in the new scale, and throw in some new designs along side em. Also, 1:12 Ankylo when?
>>11857278She's gonna have green hair and tats, isn't she? >>11857998It looks better than the half-assed retro reissue Cobra trooper Hasbro did three or so years ago (which is the one on the left). I hope they toss in a female version to go with it as well as different skin colors. >>11858001The Viper gunner's proportions look off like the torso and arms are too large. And I have the Mara figure, and it's a really good one. It's better than any of the original Joe females except for Baroness and Zarana, and so is Arctic Scarlett.>>11858005The original one had the engines that refuse to stay on because of the way it was attached.>>11858043>>11858045>>1185804980s hologram stickers are one of those things that make everything cooler.
>>11858996New one's up.
>>11858997why
>>11859002knee-jerk reaction to the auto-sage almost always kicking in at 300 replies, plus it's early, I'm still working on cup of coffee #1, and am still partially in zombie mode.
The autosage kicks in at 310, I think.Let's add another one. I decided not to buy Lara at 55€ on Pulse, figuring the she would be cheaper on other retailers, and I sweated a bit when she sold out, but yeah, I preordered for 45€ yesterday, on the store I planned to, so everything seems to be fine.
>>11859018What store
>>11859030I'm Spanish, so Pixelatoy.Remarkably, they have kept the non-inflated price of Throne CC at 50€ vs Pulse's 88€. They had done the same in the past when Pulse inflated the price of Marvel Legends Phoenix to like 50 or 55€ and most stores copied it, but Pixelatoy kept the price at like 35€ as originally intended.
>>11859037Ah, thought so. I only use them for big orders, shipping to my country kills it otherwise
2027 thoughts:We’re due for a new Baroness, Roadblack (possibly retro for 40th movie), Stalker (tundra Ranger), Hawk (1991 or 1992 style), Firefly, Storm Shadow, Serpentor (retro?), Tunnel Rat (retro), Chuckles (retro) and Gung Ho.Also due for Night Force Outback and Tiger Force Lifeline
>>11859084I wouldn’t doubt that we’re getting arctic Baroness and CoCo next year.Also we always get two Snake eyes per year.I can see one of those next year being SE vs Kwinn or SE vs Dr Venom 2 pack.
I’m surprised they haven’t done Special Mission Brazil repaints:Mainframe Dial-ToneWet SuitLeatherneckSparta from Covergirl Claymore from FootlooseSteel Cobra from Flash/Snake Eyes
